BMWF Bedlam Part III

Date : 1/5/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Philips Arena Atlanta Georgia

(The BruiserTron lights up, revealing a computerized
representation of the solar system.  The shot starts
to zoom in, traveling past Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and
all the other planets as it homes in on Earth.  We
break through the atmosphere, clouds parting, as the
focus sets on the continent of North America.  We pull
in closer, as a glowing outline surrounds North
America.  Closer still, and the state of California is
highlighted.  Closer and closer...southern California.
Faster and faster we zoom in until, in a rush of
colour and light, we find ourselves landing right in
front of the Prime Time Mansion!  Cue the music!
"Prime Time" by Promoe begins to play, but it is a
peppier, bouncier, swinging version, baby!  Cut to
face shots of all the members of Prime Time, with
appropriate  captions to designate their names.
Everyone is giving goofy, sitcom smiles to the camera
as the music plays.
Aquatic...Truck...Inferno....Mineral...Rachel
Pitt...Tamer..."Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt...and
featuring Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde as himself!  The
credits wrap up, telling us this is "A Prime Time
Production.")

(The scene cuts to Inferno in the production room whistling when Tamer comes
in.)

Tamer: Hey man, what's up?

Inferno: Not much, just organizing our past shows. Got to put out a DVD soon
for the first season, you know. The fans love our show.

Tamer: Cool. Speaking of past films, you got the rest of the Christmas
episode? We need it this week.

(Inferno's face drops.)

Tamer: What is it? ....oh no man, you didn't lose it.....tell me you didn't
lose it....

Inferno: No, I just kinda....uh..,...already sent it to the editing guys for
the DVD. I thought we were done.

Tamer: We put a "To Be Continued" last week! What does that mean to you?

Inferno: ....DVD extra?

Tamer: (smacks his head) Well get it back!

Inferno: I will, I will.....just might take a week.

Tamer: A WEEK? (Tamer sighs) Fine, we'll play the Christmas episode in the
middle of JANUARY...

Inferno: That's the spirit, buddy!

FADE

(Tamer is walking into Inferno's room.)

Tamer: Inferno, dude, why aren't you downstairs? We're all waiting for you
to start the New Year's Party!

Inferno: What's worth celebrating about it? Another year, a different
digit. Big deal.

Tamer: (sighs) Are you STILL annoyed your titles got held up?

Inferno: ....a little.

Tamer: Dude.....is that all that matters to you? Ringing in the New Year as
the champ? I don't have any shiny belt around my waist the last time I
checked,does that make me obsolete?

Inferno: No, I guess not...but I suppose you all have different priorities
than me. it just seems like I can only relax when my brother and I are the
champs. I mean, you have ACTUAL COMPETITION in your field, we don't really.

Tamer: Well, Team Beautiful's back. As I seem to recall, they were actual
competition.

Inferno: I don't know about that...

Tamer: Oh, maybe you're right, maybe they're not. That must be why they
beat
us all in TLC. Or maybe that's why your absolutely STELLAR record against
them
is: 1 win, 3 losses, 1 draw. And no offense, but you've been seriously
underestimating Dozer and Dangle.

(Inferno and Tamer look at each other for a few seconds, then bust out
laughing.)

Inferno: (regaining his composure) Like we said, I need to watch for Team
Beautiful. Right?

Tamer: Right. Oh, and Lowedown too. You have to stop ticking the top guys
off....

Inferno: I NEVER TICKED LOWEDOWN OFF! That was a completely unprovoked
incident the other night-

Tamer: What about the time you handcuffed him, smashed him over the face
with a glass globe, mocked him, and he never got you back?

Inferno: Uh......................heh whoops.

(Aquatic sticks her head in the doorway.)

Aquatic: Guys, you coming down? Simple Plan's on MTV.

Tamer: Why would I want to watch-

Inferno: ALL RIGHT! (Inferno runs out of the room and follows Aquatic
downstairs.)

Tamer: (shrugging as he stands up) Must be a Norweigan thing. (He shuts the
lights off as he exits.)

FADE

(The scene opens in the Prime Time house. Everyone is in the TV room
watching The Rockin’ New Years Eve special with Dick Clark.)

Inferno: So the way you bring in the New Year is by dropping a giant ball?

Tamer: Yep.

Mineral: So The US marks the New Year by dropping the ball and then blowing
themselves up with fireworks?

Vern: Well yes. In fact Truck got some fire works.

Mineral: Wait you’re actually going to allow us to light stuff on fire.

Clancy: Well we’re going to lt you set off some fire works yes.

Aquatic: Any other traditions to bring in the New Year?

Rachel: Well there is another one I can think of.

Aquatic: What’s that?

Rachel: Well some people kiss at the stroke of midnight.

(Tamer kind of turns aside.)

Vern: Oh the ball’s dropping.

Prime Time: TEN, NINE, EIGHT SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!!!!!

(The camera turns to show the ball dropping on TV. Aquatic Grabs Inferno and
they kiss. Tamer and Rachel have a short stare down. Rachel walks over and
kisses Tamer on the check. Mineral, Truck, Vern, and Clancy have rushed
outside with fireworks and are beginning to set them off. Rachel walks off
outside.)

Inferno: Oooh. She kissed you.

(Aquatic nudges Inferno. Inferno smiles and then Inferno, Aquatic and Tamer
walk outside where the fireworks are being set off.)

Vern: Happy New Year!

Tamer: Happy New Year!

Mineral/Inferno: Eco-Life!!!

Vern: WHOOOO HAAAA!!!

Clancy: YEEE HAAA!!!

Rachel: 2004 here we come!

(Truck walks over and grabs a bottle of Champaign.)

Prime Time: 2004 THE YEAR OF PRIME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Truck pops opens the bottle and Champaign shoots into the air, along with
fireworks, as Prime time celebrates the New Year.)

FADE

JR: We're ready to start our next big match where we will see White Lightning defending his TV title against Hardcore Harry!

King: What a match that should be!

JR: Wait a minute...there's some kind of disturbance in the back!

(The camera cuts backstage right near the entrance to the stage where The Judge is shown staring down Hardcore Harry.)

JR: These two could go at it at any moment!

Judge: You know what Harry, I told you many times that I would not tolerate you losing our Lethal Lottery match for us. And now that I think about it more, I think it was an honest mistake.

(The crowd boos.)

Judge: But unfortunately for you, that is not my decision to make. I believe that The Jury should get to decide your fate! So, if you think Hardcore Harry is guilty, shout guilty!

(The crowd cheers "GUILTY!")

Judge: Sorry buddy, that's just the way it...

(Suddenly, The Judge leaps forward and cracks Hardcore Harry in-between his eyes with his gavel. The Judge stands over Hardcore Harry and laughs a little bit.)

Judge: Let that be a lesson to you. Now enjoy your match.

(The Judge grins and walks off as the camera fades.)

>>>

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Jacksonville, NC...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...

Hardcore Harry

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Memphis, TN...
Weighing in at 213 pounds...

The BMWF TV Champion...
White Lightning

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare through the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage. He has the TV Title strapped around his waist. Walking out behind him is Big Kev Nash. White Lightning walks down the ramp.)

JR: Hardcore Harry is gonna have his hands full tonight!


(As White Lightning heads for the ring, The Dawg climbs over the guardrail with a 2x4 in his hand. He holds up his hand for White Lightning to stop.)

The Dawg: Boy! You can stick your head where the sun don’t shine, and hide behind the bwo if you want to, but one thing you’re not going to do is bad mouth Master Z. Now you run those pearly whites about anyone else you want to, but the next time you say one word about Master Z, I’m going to beat the tar out of ya!

( The Dawg swings the 2x4 at White Lightning just close enough that the boy feels the wind on his face.)

The Dawg: WOOF! WOOF!

( The Dawg slams into Lightning’s shoulder as he walks up the ramp and leaves the arena.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Hardcore Harry whips White Lightning into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Hardcore Harry with a clothesline.
White Lightning executes a bodyslam on Hardcore Harry.
White Lightning goes for a bodyslam, but Hardcore Harry counters it with
a facerake.
Hardcore Harry punches White Lightning.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hardcore Harry.
White Lightning chops Hardcore Harry.
White Lightning kicks Hardcore Harry.
White Lightning takes Hardcore Harry down with a bodyslam.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
White Lightning acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
White Lightning takes Hardcore Harry down with corkscrew moonsault.
White Lightning acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
White Lightning takes Hardcore Harry down with a standing sidekick.
White Lightning goes for a German suplex, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry whips White Lightning into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry nails White Lightning with a hiptoss.
Hardcore Harry goes for a Russian legsweep, but White Lightning
counters it with an elbowsmash.
White Lightning hits a roundhouse kick on Hardcore Harry.
White Lightning is getting a ticked look amidst all the boos.
White Lightning climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Hardcore Harry nails him
in the stomach.
White Lightning falls onto the top turnbuckle.
White Lightning falls back into the ring.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry goes for an atomic drop, but White Lightning counters it with
a bulldog.
White Lightning is going for the pin.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
White Lightning is getting a ticked look amidst all the boos.
White Lightning nails Hardcore Harry with a Russian legsweep.
White Lightning whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Hardcore Harry with a shoulderblock.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
White Lightning seemingly enjoys the boos.
White Lightning uses a chop on Hardcore Harry.
White Lightning hits Hardcore Harry with a chop.
White Lightning takes Hardcore Harry down with a Russian legsweep.
White Lightning is starting to get more cheers than boos.
White Lightning goes for a snap suplex, but Hardcore Harry counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Hardcore Harry takes White Lightning down with a piledriver.
Hardcore Harry hits White Lightning with a Russian legsweep.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Hardcore Harry goes for an atomic drop, but White Lightning counters it with
a facerake.
White Lightning hits a Russian legsweep on Hardcore Harry.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
White Lightning seemingly enjoys the boos.
White Lightning nails Hardcore Harry with a snap suplex.
White Lightning is getting a ticked look amidst all the boos.

JR: White Lightning is really laying into Harry tonight!

King: This reminds me of the match with Lowedown, Harry didn't put up much of a fight then and he isn't tonight!

JR: White Lightning nails Harry with a series of right hands
White Lightning drops Harry with a DDT
White Lightning stomps on Harry before climbing to the top turnbuckle
White Lightning jumps off and connects with an elbow drop
White Lightning lifts Harry to his feet and irish whips him
Harry connects with the referee
White Lightning rolls Harry out of the ring

JR: Look King, Big Kev is grabbing a chair

Big Kev tosses the chair to White Lightning
White Lightning nails Harry in the skull with the chair

*CRACK*

JR: What a sickening sound!

White Lightning drops the chair
Big Kev lifts Harry up to his feet
Big Kev puts Harry's head between his legs
Big Kev lifts Harry up into a powerbomb position
Big Kev connects with the Jacknife Powerbomb on the outside of the ring

*THUD*

Big Kev quickly rolls Harry into the ring as the ref gets to his feet

JR: No Good Cheaters

King: White Lighting is the Union Killer! HAHAHA!

JR: White Lightning lifts Harry to his feet and drops him with the Flash
White Lightning makes the cover and hooks the leg

KING: But the ref is out cold!

JR: Al Johnson is crawling over
Al Johnson counts: One, two...shoulder up!

Hardcore Harry goes for a piledriver, but White Lightning counters it with
a backdrop.

White Lightning picks Harry up to his feet.
White Lightning goes for a double underhook suplex.
Harry blocks it.
Harry flips White Lightning over his back with a backdrop.
Harry follows it up with three stomps to the chest.
Harry rolls out of the ring and grabs the time keeper tossing him aside.
Harry grabs the steel chair he was sitting on and folds it.

JR: What is he doing!?!

KING: Here comes Nash!

*WHACK*

JR: Harry just nailed Nash!

KING: He will be disqualified if he hits White Lightning with that chair!

JR: Harry’s in the ring now, and he takes a swing at White Lightning!

KING: He ducked!

JR: Harry is about to go for another swing but the ref jerks the chair out of
his hands.
Harry spins around looking at the ref with a crazy look in his eyes.
White Lightning comes from behind shoving Harry forward.
Harry runs into the ref smashing him into the corner turnbuckle.

JR: Why that little…..

The hurt ref looks up and calls for the bell.

*DING, DING, DING!!!*

KING: Genius!!!

JR: Well White Lightning is going to keep his title because the ref has just
disqualified Harry over something he didn’t do.

(White Lightning stands there laughing until he realizes that Harry is
starring him down. Harry charges forward giving White Lightning a big boot
taking him down to the mat. Harry rolls back out of the ring looking under
the ring apron)

KING: What is he doing JR?

JR: I don’t know but we have seen Harry look under that ring hundreds of
times in his career and it is never good for his opponent!

(Harry pulls out barbwire wrapped up in a twine!!!)

KING: Oh not this again!

(Harry slides into the ring wrapping the barbwire around White Lightning’s
neck then attaches the other end to the top rope. Harry picks White
Lightning up and launches him over the top rope and gets hung up where his
feet can’t reach the floor!)

JR: Oh my God King! Harry is a sadistic BLEEP!

KING: YYAAAHHHH!!!!!!

(EMT’s rush to the ring to assist White Lightning as Harry is now in the
middle of the ring with a mic in his hand)

Harry: As you can see, I am ready for anything so whoever thinks they have
what it takes to square off with the Ultraviolent Icon……. BRING IT CITY
BOY!!!!!!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

 (The scene cuts to the Rock Star Inc locker room. Kolic and Tai Hashi are tie-ing their boot laces and Athena is on a cellphone.)

Athena Hashi: You sure? OK. I'll tell Tai.

(Athena puts the phone back into her pocket.)

Athena Hashi: They've refused to make action figures of both of you.

Tai Hashi: Oh, that's a shame. Anyway, who needs action figures when we got a tag team title shot TONIGHT!

(Tai stands up and so does Kolic, they both stare at each other.)

Tai Hashi: Tonight is Rock Star Inc's night, tonight is the night that Rock Star Inc become the foundation stone of the BMWF Tag Team Division, tonight is the night Rock Star Inc. get the gold that we've been wanting for way too long.

Kolic: Our wait is over my friend. Once we have gold at our side there is NO stopping us!

Tai Hashi: We shoot to thrill...

Rock Star Inc: AND PLAY TO KILL!

(Kolic and Tai give each other a high-five, Tai thumps Kolic in the chest..)

Tai Hashi: Let's do this...The Chicago Way!

(Kolic smiles and holds his chest, the three then walk out of the locker room and head to the arena.)

(“TNT” hit as the stage fills up with smoke and the fans rise to their feet)

King: What is Ignition doing out here?

JR: I have an interview with him.

King: Why?! It’s a waste of your breathe…

JR: Oh give it up King, you sour little man.

(The smoke disappears and Ignition is standing on the top of the ramp with
his US title raised in the air. Ignition is sporting a money printed leather
tank-top, and money-printed leather pants. Ignition has green sunglasses on,
and a backwards baseball cap on. Ignition drops his arm and starts to walk
to the ring. On the way he hands out handshakes and high fives to the fans.
When he gets to the bottom of the ring he slides in the ring. Ignition looks
at JR and points to him. After that Ignition goes to the turnbuckle and sits
on the top with his US title belt on his shoulder.)

JR: I will be right back King.

King: Whhhhatever. . .

(JR gets up and grabs a mic. He walks to the stairs and climbs them. JR goes
through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring. Ignition hops of the
turnbuckle and meets JR in the middle.)

Ignition: Hey JR, how’s it hangin? How’s Mrs. R?

JR: Who?

Ignition: You know, the wife.

JR: Oh, she’s doing great.

Ignition: Stand still.

(Ignition reaches out and grabs JR’s hat.)

JR: WHOA! What are you doing Igniiton?!

Ignition: It’s JR, I got things under control.

(Ignition taks his hat off and puts JR’s on.)

Ignition: My oh my. . .

JR: What?

(Ignition takes the hat off and puts his back on. He puts JR’s back on.)

Ignition: I gotta tell ya JR, that is a high quality hat my man.

JR: Thanks Ignition, it’s my favorite.

Ignition: Then you better not let King put it on,  that dirty little man
doesn’t deserve it.

(Ignition laughs, and then gets serious.)

JR:  I will remember that, now Ignition, last week you and White Lightning
gave it your all in a losing effort at Season’s Beatings. Some are saying
you aren’t taking the loss very well.

Ignition: Oh really?

JR: That’s just what I am hearing.

Ignition: JR my man, I am taking the loss like I take every loss.

JR: Oh and how is that?

Ignition: Like it never happened. I am not going to sit back and sulk about
it. I am the US champ! I am the Best Young Gun in the BMWF! There’s not a
thing that is going to bring Ignition to a halt, not even a loss to “Master”
Z, and Verne. As far as the people who I talking about Ignition, and what
they are saying, I could care less, because I know deep down that I have
what it takes to bounce back from a loss, and that’s all that matters. Who
told ya that anyways JR?

JR: That’s just what I heard Ignition, don’t shot the messenger. Next
question, what do you think about losing a spot in the Rumble because White
Lightning got pinned?

Ignition: Key words there JR, White Lightning GOT PINNED. Not the Best Young
Gun in the BMWF! I am not saying that it was his fault-

(Ignition grabs his chin.)

Ignition: Oh wait yes I am! White Lightning, there was about a twenty second
period in that match where I was beginning to like ya, but then I came to my
senses. It really doesn’t matter right now, but the US champion would have
liked to have been in the Rumble. The fact that it was ruined by some
overrated bWo member hurts my body, but revenge will be even sweeter.
Whitey, it seems to me that you and Big Kev have a few coming to ya. So sit
back, and relax, and know that I will get ya back sooner or later, fools. .
.

JR: I am sure White Lightning didn’t mean to get pinned.

Ignition: It doesn’t matter. I was planning on going to the Rumble, and I
did EVERYTHING in my power to get there. My ticket was tore up by some
two-bit punk wannabe, so where does that leave me? I suppose you could say
high and dry, but I think it leaves me one ahead of “The Chosen One”, White
Lightning. You may have gotten a few wins off Ignition, but they were
garbage wins that mean nothing. The fact that you are the one that lost our
match, proves that Ignition is still the BEST Young Gun in the BMWF! Now, 
you can try to prove me wrong Whitey, but that’s all you will be doing it
trying, not doing. The truth hurts Whitey, take it like the coward that you
are!. Now JR, what else we got on the ole agenda?

JR: It’s a new year, and I was wondering what Ignition had in store for the
fans of the BMWF in this upcoming year?

Ignition: Everything JR, everything. This is going to be the Year of
Ignition. Things are going to get crazy, and Ignition is going to be in the
middle of it. See this?

(Ignition pats his US championship.)

Ignition: This is just the start. Come next year I plan on holding a bigger,
better, and shinier title then my coveted US title. What else? I plan on
pulling in some major crowds to every BMWF event, because if I am not going
to do it, who else will? There’s not a BMWF wrestler walking that has more
style then me, and everyone knows it. To answer your question though, I plan
on taking this fed by storm, and come next year Ignition will be the big man
in town, and that you can take to the bank JR.

JR: That’s a pretty bold statement Ignition; do you think the likes of
Lowedown and Master Z are going to let that happen?

Ignition: Do you think they have a choice? It’s been six months, and I am
sitting here with the US championship, and in a prime position to make
another climb towards the top. I have had my ups, and I have had my downs,
but when the smoke clears I give it my all time after time! Soon, I will be
able to pull some serious BLEEP and there won’t be a wrestler in this house
that will be able to stop me. So, that’s what this year is going to bring
Ignition, wait . . . that’s what Ignition is going to bring Ignition.

JR: Well Ignition, I wish ya a Happy New Year, and if ya end up doing all
the stuff ya said, then I will be proud of ya, and if ya don’t, that’s ok
too.

Ignition: Did I just hear you say the word IF? That is not a word I wanna be
hearin JR. When I say I am going to do something, I am going to do it! HANDS
DOWN! Have a Happy New Years JR, you’re a good man, don’t forget it.

(Ignition walks to the rope and climbs through them. He stands on the apron,
belly to the mat and throws his belt into the air. Ignition back flips off
the ramp and lands on the mat. Ignition puts his hands out and catches the
belt. He winks at the crowd and turns around to make his way up the ramp.)

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing the special guest referee...The Owner of the BMWF...Stone Cold Bruiser!

(The sound of crashing glass is heard. The Stone Cold theme song blares and the crowd erupts as Stone Cold Bruiser steps through the curtain and stomps to the ring.)

KING: YAHHH!

JR: It's Stone Cold himself!

(Bruiser jumps in the ring and does the four corner salute to the fans.)

LILLY: Introducing the participants...

First...
Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
The BMWF World Tag Team Champions...
Inferno... Mineral... ECO-SYSTEM

PA: So...you think you're untouchable? ECO-LIFE!

("Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence plays as the Eco-System comes out from
behind the curtain. They are accompanied by Aquatic as they walk down to the
ring. Inferno and Mineral hop up to the apron and hold the ropes open for Aquatic.

JR: For all you fans who could not join us at Season's Beatings, the
Eco-System unmasked at that show and gave their masks to military privates on leave
from the war in Iraq. The Eco-System has elected to continue wrestling without
any form of mask.

( Inferno grabs a microphone.)

Inferno: So how are all the Ecolytes in attendance tonight? Wait, no, don't
tell me, you're horrible! You've been in a state of mourning ever since your
heroes, the Eco-System, were stripped of their titles. (Crowd boos) I know, I
know. An absolute TRAVESTY of justice. But fear not fans, for tonight, we will
prove our dominance over Rcok Star Inc. one more time, and it will seem as
though we were never without the titles. So sit back, relax, and witness a match
worthy of the main event.....nay, witness a match worthy of the greatest EVER
in this industry....nay, witness a match worthy....of the Eco-System! (Cheers.)

Mineral: (taking the mike while laughing) Bro, you are too much. All right,
Simple Plan Wannabes, listen up and listen up good. We can either do it the
easy way or the hard way, AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HARD WAY YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT, YOU SICK FREAKS!
(laughs) Don't look at me that way, Rock Stars! Mineral is a very tolerant
guy, but that doesn't mean Mineral swings on both sides of the fence! Anyway,
the easy way is that you do what I did for Inferno at Season's beatings, you
take a big old dive, and let the Eco-System pin you. Then maybe you could
acknowledge you're not ready, we could start training you, and we could all enjoy
cookies and milk over your dear sweet old grand-ma-ma's house!

Aquatic: (taking the mike) And of course, the hard way is that you force the
hand of the Eco-Sysytem to beat you down, to thouroughly embarass you here,
and to take back their belts by means of force! So why don't you get in your
stupid little Rock Star huddle, decide which way you're going to choose, and
relate back to us because we don't have all day.

Inferno: (pretending to listen to Rock Star Inc.) What's that, guys? You want
to choose the hard way? Aw,shucks. Welllll.....I suppose in that case, we can
not be held responsible for anything we do, nor shall our face status be
changed in any way by beating up the quote-unquote "good guys" here, because we
now have irreputible video evidence that they did, in fact, choose the hard way.

Mineral: (interjecting) Do you ever take a breath?

Inferno: No, not often. (Inferno throws his head back) IF YOU FEEL IT, SAY
IT.....

Crowd/Inferno: ECO-LIFE!

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 405 pounds...
Kolic... Tai Hashi... ROCK STAR INC.

(The arena goes and dark, orange fleurescent smoke rises from the stage as
'Back In Black' by AC/DC blares through the arena. The lights rise as Rock
Star Inc. consisting of Kolic, Tai Hashi and Athena Hashi walk through the
smoke. Athena leads the way down the ramp as Kolic hypes up the crowd on one
side while Tai does the same to the other. Kolic and Tai roll into the ring
and sit down on the ropes for Athena to climb through. Tai and Kolic climb
opposite turnbuckles while Athena stays in the center of the ring. Tai and
Kolic jump down give each other hi-fives. Kolic calls for a mic.)

Kolic: What’s up Atlanta! (Crowd cheers) Who’s ready to see us win the tag
champs! (Louder cheer) Are you tired of the Ego-System, who have to have
their stable keep the belts for them?

(A “Kolic” chant starts, and Tai smile turns into a sneer.)

Tai: Whoa, just Kolic? Y’all better change that to Rock Star Inc!

(The fans chant “Rock Star Inc”, though some Kolic chants are audible. Tai
still isn’t happy with the Kolic chants.)

JR: These fans are really behind Rock Star Inc!

King: Kolic’s all they have! The Falcons and Hawks suck, and the Braves are
getting worse each year!

JR: The Thrashers are doing well!

King: Who?

JR: Their hockey team.

King: Hockey? Bah! If it ain’t a southern sport, I ain’t watching!

Tai: As for the other teams, they aren’t even a challenge! Dozer and Dangle
are too busy fighting jobbers and bowing down to Lowedown. Los Guerreros
only care about the singles division. Prime Time hasn’t even wrestled in
months! When you look at it that way, no one is even close to our level of
skill and talent!

Kolic: That’s right Tai! But enough talk. Let’s get this match started!


*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

Inferno throws Tai into a corner and starts stomping him in the gut.
Inferno snap suplexes Tai hard out of the corner, and does a quick kip-up.
Inferno runs to Rock Star Inc's corner and kicks Kolic off the apron.

JR: Why does Kolic always fall for that if he's the "World's Smartest Man"?

King: He's smart enough to not wait for Mineral to Avalanche him off! HA HA!

(Inferno runs back over to Tai Hashi and starts pounding away on his forehead.
He picks Tai up and belly-to-belly suplexes him over the top rope.)

JR: BY GOSH, TAI JUST WENT FLYING!

Tai lands hard on the floor.
Inferno climbs to the top rope and spins off, catching Tai with a flying
legdrop.
Bruiser starts counting Tai and Inferno out: 1....2.....3...

King: Come back in the ring, Inferno! You can't win out there!

(Inferno slides Tai into the ring and slides himself in as Bruiser gets to 5.
Inferno goes for the cover, but Tai gets his foot on the bottom rope. Inferno
is visibly angry.)

JR: Inferno better refocus if he wants to win this match!

KING: I didn't know Bruiser could count to 5!

JR: Only when he's sober, King!

KING: HA HA HA!

JR: Inferno positions Tai between his legs and pulls him up.
Inferno executes the Raging Inferno, sending Tai crasking backfirst into the
top turnbuckle.
Inferno plays to the crowd by miming a globe and shouting "The World Is Ours,
Baby!"
More fans seem to be cheering Inferno than booing him.

Inferno goes for a powerbomb, but Tai Hashi blocks it.
Tai Hashi goes for straight kick, but Inferno blocks it.
Inferno goes for a sidewalk slam, but Tai Hashi counters it with a DDT.
Tai Hashi executes a bulldog on Inferno.
Tai Hashi is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tai Hashi raises both little fingers like John Cena but turns his wrists so both
fingers are together..

KING: Who the heck is this John Senile guy?

JR: Some WWFE jobber!
Tai Hashi is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tai Hashi goes for a legdrop, but Inferno rolls out of the way.
Inferno goes for a snap suplex, but Tai Hashi blocks it.
Tai Hashi executes a bulldog on Inferno.
Tai Hashi tags out to Kolic.
Mineral enters the ring and lays out Tai Hashi.
Mineral leaves the ring.
Inferno runs into the ropes.
Inferno hits a spear on Kolic.

JR: Inferno just tagged out to Mineral, and he's coming in firey!

Mineral runs at Tai and wraps his arms around him.
Mineral throws Tai across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mineral gets into his three-point stance, much to the roaring crowd's
approval.

King: Uh oh! JR, there's only one way this could turn out!

(Tai slowly gets up and turns to face Mineral, and Mineral spears him down to
the ground. Mineral stands up as the crowd cheers, and moves his thumb across
his throat menacingly.)

JR: Mineral signifying he wants to end this thing now!

Mineral whips Tai into the ropes at the far side of the ring.
Kolic blind tags in as Tai hits the ropes, but Mineral does not see it.
Mineral Avalanches Tai down and goes for the cover.

JR: Bruiser's telling Mineral to get off!

King: The idiot doesn't realize Kolic tagged in!

(Kolic runs in and stomps on Mineral's head, knocking Mineral off Tai and
dazing him.)

Kolic: THAT'S WHY I'M THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE BMWF, BABY!

JR: He's so cocky!

Kolic whips Mineral into the ropes and attempts a Binary Blaster.
Mineral ducks it and goes around behind Kolic.
Mineral executes a German Suplex.

JR: GERMAN! The Eco-System is excellent at the traditional European style
suplex.

KING: What's the difference between a German suplex and a belly-to-back?

JR: I have no idea!

KING: The German was invented by Otto Von Sauerkraut!

JR: Oh, be quiet!

(Mineral executes two more Germans and bridges into a cover. Bruiser counts
to two, but Kolic kicks out before 3.)

JR: Kolic just kicked out! That was a very close exchange after
that...um...whatchamacalit.

King: Hat Trick.

JR: Right.

Mineral hoists Kolic over his head and spins around playing to the crowd.
Mineral executes the Boulder-than-Thou, and goes for the cover.
Kolic gets his foot on the ropes.

Mineral shrugs, then charges at
Kolic! Kolic ducks and hits a drop toehold! Mineral and Kolic are back up.
Kolic attempts an Irish Whip, but Mineral reverses. Mineral hits a back
bodydrop, but Kolic lands on his feet!

King: How did he do that?!?

JR: Mineral turns around, and Kolic hits a roundhouse kick!

Kolic: Get up, white boy!

King: What is he talking about? Kolic’s white too!

JR: Yeah, but Mineral is really pale, while Kolic is only somewhat pale!

King: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, now I see it!

JR: Dang it King! You made me miss the match! I think Kolic hit a
hurricanrana, now he’s going for a frogsplash! And...he hits it! He goes for
the pin!

Bruiser: 1, 2...

JR: Mineral kicks out! Kolic drags Mineral to his feet. A kick to the gut,
and a Russian legsweep! Kolic tags in Tai, Tai stands on Kolic’s shoulders.
What are they planning?

King: Maybe they think they’ll fight better that way!

JR: Mineral slowly gets to his feet...OH MY GOD! Tai jumped off of Kolic’s
shoulders and hit a missile dropkick! Mineral looks like he’s out cold!

Mineral tags out to Inferno.
Tai Hashi enters the ring and throws Mineral out of the ring.
Tai Hashi leaves the ring.
Kolic runs into the ropes.
Inferno takes Kolic down with a sidewalk slam.
Inferno mimes a globe and goes "The World is ours!".
Inferno seemingly enjoys the boos.
Inferno gets a Boston crab on Kolic.
Kolic tries to escape the hold.
Kolic makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds.
Inferno goes for an arm bar, but Kolic blocks it.
Kolic punches Inferno.
Kolic hits Inferno.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kolic.
Kolic tags out to Tai Hashi.
Tai Hashi and Kolic whip Inferno into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Inferno with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Inferno hits them with a double clothesline.
Inferno is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Kolic leaves the ring.
Inferno executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Tai Hashi.
Inferno takes Tai Hashi down with a powerbomb.
Bruiser counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Inferno tags out to Mineral.
Mineral and Inferno whip Tai Hashi into the ropes.
They hit Tai Hashi with a double fist to the midsection.
Mineral and Inferno whip Tai Hashi into the ropes.
They hit Tai Hashi with a double fist to the midsection.
Mineral and Inferno whip Tai Hashi into the ropes.
They hit Tai Hashi with a double fist to the midsection.
Mineral and Inferno hit Tai Hashi with a double slingshot.

BRUISER: Get outta the ring, Inferno, or else he's gonna double headsmash ya!

JR: Mineral and Inferno whip Tai Hashi into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tai Hashi with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.

BRUISER: What did I tell ya, ya sorry jackass?!

JR: Inferno leaves the ring.
Tai Hashi nails Mineral with a jumping knee.
Tai Hashi raises both little fingers like John Cena but turns his wrists so both
fingers are together..
The crowd is cheering on Tai Hashi.

JR: Mineral and Tai are exhausted! They’re trying to reach their
corners...and they tag in! Inferno charges at Kolic, but Kolic slides past
Inferno! He hits a dropkick! Inferno is back up, and Kolic hits another
dropkick! Kolic picks up Inferno and whips him into the ropes, then follows
in with a clothesline! He’s calling for the 10 count punch, the crowd’s
really going to be behind him!

Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!

JR: Kolic gets Inferno into a small package, Bruiser’s right there!

Bruiser: 1, 2, kickout!

JR: Kolic wisely not yelling at the ref like he usually does. Kolic tries to
throw Inferno to the ropes again, but Inferno reverses! Inferno comes
running in, but Kolic lifts himself above Inferno! Whoa! Kolic just hit a
hurricanrana, and Inferno’s hanging on the 2nd rope! We all know what this
means!

King: Yeah, a useless move that doesn’t do anything!

JR: That’s just your opinion King. Here it comes...619! Kolic sets himself
for another attack, but Tai tags himself in! Kolic gives Tai a strange look
before going back to his corner!

Mineral hits a DDT on Tai Hashi.
Mineral mimes a globe and goes "The World is ours!".
Mineral seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mineral gets a double armbar submission on Tai Hashi.
Kolic gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Mineral mimes a globe and goes "The World is ours!".
The cheers for Mineral are drowning out the boos.
Tai Hashi tags out to Kolic.

JR: Mineral just tagged in Inferno!

Mineral and Inferno hoist Kolic up above their heads.
The Eco-System executes the Nature's Fury.

JR: Nature's Fury! Will that be it?

(Inferno hooks Kolic up and spins him around, then finally hits the Sun
Flare. Tai Hashi runs in, but is met with a spear from Mineral.)

King: HA HA! Thanks for coming, Tai!

JR: Inferno's got the cover!

Inferno hooks Kolic's leg and goes for the cover.

Bruiser counts: One, two, three.
Inferno seemingly enjoys the boos.

*DING DING*

KING: Inferno isn't old enough to enjoy booze!

LILLY: Here are your winners.....and the BMWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS......THE
ECO-SYSTEM!

(The Eco-System raises their fists in celebration and motions for the
timekeeper to throw them some beers. Inferno offers one to Bruiser.)

King: That's a good suck-up technique! Offer your boss a beer!

(Bruiser pretends to reach for the beer, then Stunners Inferno as the crowd
cheers. Mineral is shocked, and Bruiser Stunners him too. Bruiser then grabs
the beer, opens it up, and starts drinking as the crowd cheers.)

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Tamer is in the Prime Time locker room alone doing pull-ups. Tamer drops
down and looks over at the camera.)

Tamer: Whew! What a Season’s Beatings. I can now say I’ve won at that PPV.
And that win was very important. Cause I am now entered in the Bedlam Bowl.
The bedlam Bowl is the ultimate opportunity. You win and you go on to face
the BMWF World Heavyweight Champion at Bruisermania. Opportunities don’t get
much bigger. The road to Mania has begun. All paths now lead to the
granddaddy of them all. Tonight for me also holds a huge opportunity. Tamer
versus Ignition United States Titles. I had this opportunity once again and
failed. In fact I tapped out. But I have been given another chance. Ignition
I coming full speed and power you should know that. See Ignition you’ve
become what I hate most a cocky little son of a gun. You go on and on about
how great you are. But let me ask you something. Who have you defended that
belt against? Let me see here…Oh yeah ME! You beat me, bravo. But see last
time was a learning experience you never really know a wrestler before you
get in the ring with them.  I will not fall to you so quickly this time. I
am more driven now. I am focused. Prime Time is about rising above all
others. That’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to rise to the occasion and
walk out with that belt on my shoulder. I will become the US champ. I know I
can do it. The only thing that stands in my way is you. You’re the one thing
standing between me and gold. That’s not where you want to be Iggy. You
don’t want to be blocking my path. Cause I won’t stop fighting. I won’t give
up. I’m not going to just tap out. I’ll let my legs break before I tap. I
will be unconscious before my shoulders will lay down for the one, two, and
three. I won’t stop fighting. That’s what I’m all about, Never giving up,
Never stop fighting. You think you’re the greatest.  Well the greater you
are the harder you fall. I’m tired of sitting back and letting things
happen. That’s not who I am. I’m going to regain who I am. I am Tamer I am a
fighter against all odds. No challenge is too hard, No adversary is too
tough. Hell I fought my whole life to be me. And I’m gonna start acting like
myself.  If I have a problem with you you’ll know it. If I have respect for
you I’ll tell you. I’ve been too reserved lately. I need to lay it all on
the line. Ignition you’re in for one hell of a fight. And you must remember
you’re not fighting for the belt, you’re fighting me. I may be focused on
the belt, but I know who I am fighting. When I step in that ring everything
else goes away. All I know when that bell rings is I am Tamer, you are my
opponent and I must defeat you no matter what it takes. So Ignition,
young-gun, you better….

(Tamer rolls his neck and then stares a whole through the camera.)

Tamer/Crowd: PREPARE TO BE TAMED!!!

FADE

>>>

(Ignition is sitting on the couch inside of his locker room. He still has on
his money printed leather tank-top and money printed leather pants. On his
head sits a backwards Boston Red Sox hat. In Ignitions right hand is a
calendar and in his left hand is another calendar)

Ignition: I have been sitting here the past ten minutes thinking about which
one to put up in my office. In this hand,

(Ignition holds up his right arm showing the “Best Car’s of the Year” 2004
Edition Calendar)

Ignition: This is a calendar that I would love having in my office, lots of
teched out cars, and big engines, it’s insane, but on the other hand. . .

(Ignition holds up his left arm showing The “Booty’s of the Year” 2004
Edition Calendar.)

Ignition: We have a fine, and I do mean fine looking calendar here folks.
The booty’s in this book are pushing boundaries! Trust me, I have every
edition back to 92, and each year they keep getting better. This year
though, has been the best from what I have seen. I am a big fan of the
September booty myself, but we will talk about her when the time comes.
Hmmmm. . .

(Ignition moves the calendars up and down like he is weighing them.)

Ignition: I don’t see why they can’t have the Booty’s of the year, posing on
the Best Car’s of the year.

(Ignition smiles.)

Ignition: Until they come out with that, the 2004 Booty’s of the Year is
going on Ignition’s office wall.

(Ignition drops the car calendar and sets the booty calendar next to him on
the couch. He picks up the US title and places it on his shoulder.)

Ignition: Can ya blame me? Didn’t think so, but enough talk about my office
set up, and more talk about my title defense. It’s getting down to brass
tax, and I want to be ready.

(Ignition leans forward and grasps his title with both hands.)

Ignition: Tonight this is what it is all about. Granted, it might not be the
biggest title a BMWF wrestler can toke, it is still a heavy piece of gold,
and I am proud to have it around my waist. I have put my time in, and this
is my well deserved reward. I haven’t defended this thing more than once,
but if someone wants to take this belt from the Best Young Gun in the BMWF,
they are going to have to bring something special to the table! People are
going to find out that I am not some pushover champion. I am not a fluke, I
am not a joke, I am the United States champion because I am just that good!
Does my ego have its own zip code? No, I just know where my skills lie, and
the better I get, the more trash I can talk.

(Ignition places the belt on the coffee table then rubs his hands together
as he leans back on the couch, and puts his hands behind his head.)

Ignition: So, for second time Tamer is going to try and step up and take my
precious belt away from me. When I walk down the ramp, with the lights
glistening off of my belt and the fans chanting my name I will be ready for
this defense. As I hand the belt to the ref, I will be expecting to get it
back after the match! Why? Well, I am going to do everything in my little
mechanic brain to make sure of it! I know Tamer wants my belt, and I know he
will give it his all out there, but when I am in my zone there isn’t a man
walking that can bring me down! When the adrenalin is pumping through my
veins and I know all the fans out there are behind me one hundred percent, I
can feel the power! With that said, if Tamer wants my belt, then I say come
get it, but at his own risk. You see Tamer, not only will you have to fight
off the Ignition fury, but you will have to fight through the fact that
thousands of people want to see your shoulders pinned against that mat for
the three!

(Ignition gets up quickly from the couch and grabs his belt and puts it on
his shoulder. Ignition paces the floor a few times.)

Ignition: So, now that I have decided to go with the Booty of the Year
calendar. I plan on putting my US title on the other wall, when I am not
defending it of course. Booty’s and gold on my walls, what’s better then
that? That’s my plan anyways, Tamer is trying to mess with my plans, and I
don’t like it. He tried before, I don’t see why he thinks he will beat me
the second time, but hey, more power to him, because when it’s all over and
my arm is raised with the win he will realize that Ignition has what it
takes to defend a title!

(Ignition stops pacing and rubs his chin.)

Ignition: Well, I think I have drilled the fact in that if I have anything
to say about this match tonight, I will STILL be the US champ! So Tamer,
since you think you can beat me for the belt, you got your wish. Here I come
punk, hope you’re ready!

(Ignition rolls his shoulders and his head as he struts out of his locker
room door.)

>>>

(Tyrone is seen in his locker room, which is now completely torn apart.
There are several holes in the walls and the furniture is damaged beyond
repair. There is a knock on the door)

Tyrone: WHO DA (BEEP) IS IT NOW?!

Voice: The police. Mr. Smith, please open up.

(Tyrone walks over to the door and opens it to find five police officers on
the other side)

Tyrone: Let me guess, somebody else from Sarah's family is callin' me on
bogus charges of attempted homicide again...

Officer 1: No, Mr. Smith. We have received a request by a Mr. The Rock and a
Mr. Bruiser to have you escorted out of the building. Apparently, they find
you a threat to the safety of some of the other wrestlers, especially one by
the name of Tamer.

(At the mention of this name, Tyrone's eyes light up. The police officers
notice this and place their hands on their pepper spray)

Officer 1: Mr. Smith, we don't want any trouble. So we will ask you nicely
to come with us. If you do not comply, we will use force. Please let us not
make this difficult.

(Tyrone relaxes a bit and tries to speak cooly, but his anger is poorly
disguised)

Tyrone: Nah mon... I don't wan' no trouble either... I'll go wit'ch'all...
jus' lemme grab my stuff.

(Tyrone walks over and grabs his bag and walks out into the hallway,
completely surrounded by the five police officer)

JR: It appears that Bruiser and the Rock prepared for the worse and have
done the smart thing by removing Tyrone, the proverbial "loose cannon"
removed for Tamer's match.

King: Yeah, but they can't protect Tamer forever. Tyrone has a way of
getting around barriers.

JR: Well, let's hope that they keep Tamer under watch for however long it
takes Tyrone to calm down.

King: I think Tamer will be a senior citizen before Tyrone calms down from
this. After all, we all know that Rachel Pitt is off-limits to all but
Tyrone!

JR: Yes, but that tape was poorly edited to frame Rachel and Tamer! We are
not arguing over this! Folks, we'll be right back!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

The BMWF U.S. Champion...
Ignition

(“TNT” starts to play as the fans rise to their feet and the stage fills up
with smoke.)

JR: It’s time for the Ignition to make his second defense of his US title
folks!

King: Let’s hope that Tamer brings him down from this head trip he has been
on since he got the thing.

JR: Head trip? He has been acting like a champ king!

(As the smoke clears from the stage Ignition is standing at the top with his
belt raised high above his head. Ignition has on his money printed leather
tank-top and pants. He is wearing green sunglasses.)

JR: Listen to these fans King! They love this guy! I don’t believe this!

King: Even these girls are brainwashed by Ignition!

JR: Give it up King!

(Ignition lowers the belt as he makes his way down the ramp and hands out
high fives on the way to the ring.)

JR: Ignition has a mutual respect with the fans. He needs them, and they
love him!

(Ignition gets to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Ignition slowly
takes his glasses off and tosses them into the crowd.)

JR: Ignition’s cool.

King: He just threw two hundred dollars into the crowd! He should have
tossed the things to me!

(Ignition walks to the turnbuckle and hops on top.)

Ignition: I have a feeling you all want to see a heck of a match here
tonight?

(Ignition holds up the mic)

Crowd: YEAHH!!

(Ignition lowers the mic.)

Ignition: That’s what I figured, so I came out here ready to dish some
excitement all around! Well, since you are all ready for some good ole
fashion action, I won’t make yas wait a second longer! IT’S TIME TO SHINE!!!

(Ignition hands his belt to the ref as he prepares for the match.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Tucson, AZ...
Weighing in at 263 pounds...

Tamer

(The lights dim, the sound of a whip cracking thunders throughout the arena.
“Hit the Floor” by Linkin Park begins to play over the PA system. Blue fire
shoots up from each side of the stage arching up towards each other meeting
in an explosion of smoke. Red and Blue lights begin to strobe. Tamer steps
out through the smoke. Tamer takes a second to soak in the crowd. Tamer
begin to walk down the ramp slapping fans hands. Tamer reaches the ring and
climbs the stairs. Tamer enters the ring tamer hops up on one of the
turnbuckles and slaps his chest then points at the fans. Tamer drops down
and runs to the exact opposite corner and does the same thing. Tamer drops
down from that turnbuckle and turns to face the ring waiting for the match
to start)

JR: Okay here we go
Tamer versus Ignition
US Title

*DING DING*

JR: There’s the bell
Ignition is offering Tamer a handshake

King: That’s sportsmanship

(Tamer reaches out to shake Ignition hands. They shake hands but then
Ignition slaps Tamer with the other hand and laughs. Tamer still has a grip
on Ignition hand.)

JR: What disrespect
Wait Tamer’s still gripping that hand
Ignition just realized
Tamer pull Ignition into a hard clothesline

King: Ignition outsmarted himself!
HAHA!!

JR: Tamer is nailing in some hard kicks
The ref is telling Tamer to back off a little
Tamer complies
Ignition is back up
Both men are exchanging blows
Ignition appears to be getting the upper hand

King: You know I have a question

JR: And what could that be?

King: Where’s Rachel?
I want puppies!!!!

JR: Well if you don’t mind
There is a match going on
Ignition has backed Tamer into a turnbuckle
Ignition is up on the second rope punching down on to tamer’s head
Tamer grabs Ignition and
Thrust Spinebuster!
Tamer just spinebustered Ignition off

King: This match is going to be rough
I love it!

(Ignition is still in his corner watching Tamer walk to the middle of the
ring.)

JR: Tamer is taunting Ignition in the center of the ring!

(Ignition sprints towards Tamer)

JR: Ignition gets things started off quickly here with a brutal spear!!

King: Tamer’s gut will be hurting for a week after that spear, WOW! What am
I saying. . .Ignition speared him! It couldn’t have hurt.

JR: Well it looks like it did.

(Ignition stands up and grabs Tamer by the back of the neck and stands him
up.)

JR: Ignition is grabbing Tamer with a side-headlock here folks!

(Tamer is wincing in pain as Ignition wrenches on the head-lock!)

JR: Tamer is trying to get out of this folks, but Ignition has this thing on
tight!

King: WHOA!!

(Tamer suplexes Ignition to get out of the hold)

King: Ignition wasn’t looking for that! Common Tamer, get him!

(Ignition gets right up with a surprised look on his face. Tamer slowly gets
up as Ignition hits him with a fury of punches to the back of the head)

JR: Ignition said before the match that he was planning on walking out of
this thing with the belt! It looks like he is doing all that he can to keep
it, so far.

JR: Tamer hits a Russian legsweep on Ignition.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Ignition goes for a punch, but Tamer reverses it.
Tamer catches Ignition in a sleeperhold.
Ignition manages to grab the ropes after 10 seconds.
Tamer punches Ignition.
Tamer chops Ignition.
The crowd is cheering on Tamer.
Ignition chops Tamer.
There are lots of chants for Ignition.
Tamer punches Ignition.
The crowd is cheering on Tamer.
Ignition chops Tamer.
There are lots of chants for Ignition.
Ignition kicks Tamer.
The crowd is really behind Ignition.
Ignition whips Tamer into the ropes, but Tamer reverses it.
Ignition almost takes Tamer's head off with a clothesline
Ignition goes for haymaker, but Tamer ducks out of the way.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Tamer goes for an Asai moonsault, but Ignition counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
There are lots of chants for Ignition.
Ignition runs into the ropes.
Ignition smacks Tamer with a devastating clothesline .
Ignition catches Tamer in a sleeperhold.
Tamer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Ignition goes for a figure-four leglock, but Tamer blocks it.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Ignition misses with a kick.
Ignition goes for a side suplex, but Tamer blocks it.
Tamer nails Ignition with a sidewalk slam.
Tamer goes for an Asai moonsault, but Ignition counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
Ignition attempts to place Tamer on the turnbuckle, but Tamer blocks it.

JR: This match has been back and forth

King: And Back again!!

JR: Tamer and Ignition are exchanging blows
Tamer ducks under a punch
Northern Lights Suplex
Bridge

REF: One Two, Kick-out.

JR: That was so close
This match could go either way at this point
Tamer is standing
Ignition is starting to stand
Tamer bounce off the ropes
Ignition catches Tamer with a short arm clothesline

King: And forth again
HAHA!!!

(Both men are starting to try and get to their feet.)

JR: these two young men have it
They will battle each other till the last inch
Both men are exchanging blows
Ignition with a hard right knocks Tamer down

(Ignition turns to the crowd and smiles. Ignition blows a kiss to a young
female n the front row. Tamer comes up behind Ignition and executes a
Russian leg sweep.)

JR: Ignition’s cockiness costing him there

King: Did you see the girl in the front row
PUPPIES!!!! JR PUPPIES!!!

JR: Tamer is up to his feet
Ignition is starting to stand
Tamer drives an elbow to the back of Ignition head
Ignition drops

(Tamer picks Ignition back up)

JR: Tamer s going for a T-bone suplex
Ignition counters with elbows to Tamer’s head
Tamer shakes off the blows
Ignition kicks Tamer in the midsection
DDT!!!
Ignition hit Tamer with one hell of a DDT
Ignition covers

Ref: One, two, Kick-out

JR: Will this match end?
Tamer and Ignition will not give up
Ignition is complaining about a slow count
Tamer is starting to stand
Both men are up
Tamer with a hard knee to Ignition’s gut
Tamer setting up for a Powerbomb
Sit-Out Powerbomb!!!!
Tamer covers

REF: One, Two, Th-Kick-out

King: What?

JR: How did he do it?
How did Ignition kick out?

King: I think Tamer thinks the count was a slow
He’s asking the ref
And the ref’s telling him it was only two

JR: Tamer is beside himself
He’s gotta be thinking what will it take

King: Well what will it take?

JR:  Ignition goes for a dragon suplex, but Tamer counters it with a backward kick.
Tamer goes for a sleeperhold, but Ignition blocks it.
Ignition hits Tamer with haymaker.
The crowd is cheering on Ignition.
Ignition punches Tamer.
Ignition is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tamer punches Ignition.
The crowd is cheering on Tamer.
Tamer hits Ignition.
The crowd is cheering on Tamer.
Ignition chops Tamer.
Ignition is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tamer chops Ignition.
The crowd is cheering on Tamer.
Ignition hits Tamer.
The crowd is cheering on Ignition.

JR: This has been a heck of a match folks, and unless I am mistaken we still
have more to go!

(Ignition and Tamer are lock-up in the middle of the ring)

JR: Ignition knees Tamer in the stomach! He has his set-up for a suplex!

(Ignition hits the suplex and goes for a quick pin!)

JR: ONE, TWO!, KICK OUT!! That was a close one King!

King: What are you talking about, that wasn’t even close, no chance.

(Ignition gets up and picks Tamer up and sends him to the ropes! Tamer
reverses!)

JR: Tamer throws a clothesline! Ignition ducks! Stops!

(Tamer turns around and Ignition nails him with a clothesline!)

JR: Ignition is maximizing his performance here and putting his all into
every maneuver! Wait, it looks like Ignition is going to the top rope here
folks! This could be bad for one of these men!

(Ignition gets to the top of the turnbuckle and raises his arms!)

JR: Ignition leaps!! ELBOW-DROP!! Tamer’s upper midsection has to be
writhing in pain! MY GOD!!

(Ignition tries for another pin!)

JR: ONE!! TWO!! THR- NO!! KICK OUT!! TAMER KICKED OUT!!

(Ignition gets off of Tamer visually frustrated!)

Ignition nails Tamer with a bodyslam.
Ignition uses a bodyslam on Tamer.
Ignition uses a punch on Tamer.
Ignition hits Tamer with haymaker.
Ignition uses a punch on Tamer.
Ignition locks Tamer in a sleeperhold.
Tamer gets ahold of the ropes after 10 seconds.
Ignition executes a shoulderbreaker on Tamer.

(Ignition whips Tamer into the turnbuckle!)

JR: Tamer just collides into that turnbuckle in a hard way!!

(Ignition backs up and measures Tamer up! Ignition starts to spring at
Tamer!)

JR: Ignition goes to a running dropkick to Tamer!! NO!!! TAMER PUTS HIS BOOT
UP!!

King: That just hit Ignition in his, his, you know!! Man Alive! HAHAHA!!!

JR: It’s not funny King! Ignition has to be feeling that!

(Tamer pulls himself up and catches his breathe)

JR: It’s time for Tamer to take control now, and I think he just may do
that!

(Tamer grabs Ignition’s leg and drops an elbow onto it! He grabs it again
and does the same thing!)

JR: Tamer is doing two smart things here folks. He is slowing this match
down to his own pace. If he runs and guns with Ignition, he will lose.
Second, he is taking out Ignition’s legs, and setting him up for a
submission!

(Tamer grabs Ignition’s legs and puts him into the figure-four)

JR: There it is folks, Tamer has the leg-lock on!

(Ignition is grabbing his forehead in pain!)

JR: Ignition is going through some serious stuff here, but this is his game,
he may try to reverse!

(Ignition reaches for the ropes but they are too far off!)

King: The ropes aren’t going to save you now Ignition!!

(Ignition screams as he tries to turn the figure four over on Tamer!!)

JR: He is trying his hardest to get this thing over!

(Ignition uses all his might to start the turn!)

JR: I think he just might do it!! Ignition is turning this thing on Tamer!!
HE DID IT!! IGNITION TURNED IT!!

(Tamer breaks the hold as he feels the pain of the counter!)

King: Lucky, that’s all I gotta say, lucky!

JR: The fans are rallying behind Ignition here! My god, everyone is on their
feet!

(IGNITION SPRINGS UP!)

JR: Ignition is up! Ignition is up!

(Ignition turns and grabs Tamer, he throws Tamer to the ropes!)

JR: Dropkick! Tamer flies over the ropes! Ignition has done it again! He has
gotten himself out of a tough situation! With the fans help anyways!

Ignition whips Tamer into the ropes.
Ignition hits Tamer with a clothesline.
Tamer falls out of the ring.

Ignition goes out after him.

JR: Tamer and Ignition are fight outside the ring now
They’re right in front of us

King: The Ref should be counting

REF: One

King: There we go

JR: Tamer is coming at Ignition with some hard blows

Ref: Two.

JR: Tamer just Belly-to-Belly suplexed ignition
Let me tell you that matting is just for show
It holds no protection
It’s about an inch thick

Ref: Three

JR: Tamer can’t win by count out
It’s gotta be pin fall or submission

Ref: Four

JR: Tamer is taking apart our table

King: What is he thinking?

Ref: Five

JR: I haven’t got a clue.
Tamer just laid Ignition on our table

Ref: Six.

JR: tamers back in the ring
But he’s got to get Ignition in there.

Ref: Seven.

JR: Tamer just hoped up to the top rope
Tamer just jumped suddenly

Ref: Eight

JR: Ignition moved!

*Crunch*

JR: Tamer just crashed and burned

Ref: Nine.

JR: Ignition rolls in the ring!!
Not like This!

Ref: TEN!

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Ignition!

JR: No Tamer just lost this match by count out

King: HA HA Moron.

JR: Tamer is back in the ring..

JR: Tamer is in, but what is Ignition doing?

King: I think he is climbing that turnbuckle! Tamer, get up and hit the
ropes!! HURRY!!

(Ignition climbs the turnbuckle and gets on top as Tamer gets up!)

JR: Tamer is staggering!

(Ignition jumps!)

JR: MOONSAULT INTO A PIN!!!

King: NO!!!

(Ignition quickly exits the ring, and grabs his belt. He kisses it then
climbs over the guardrail, and exits the ring area through the crowd)

JR: Ignition retains, I can’t believe it happened so fast!

King: What is Ignition doing trying a moonsault?!

JR: I guess it doesn’t matter King, he pulled it off nevertheless and he is
walking away champion! We will be right back!

(The camera cuts to the BMWF announcers table where JR Finnegan and Gary "King" Brawler are sitting.)

JR: Something is going on backstage, can we get camera there?

(The BruiserTron comes to life and shows a heard of jobbers surrounding something, the cameraman gets in between the jobbers and we see Tai Hashi, fallen and bloodied. Tai is laying unconcious with blood dripping down his forehead. EMT's are getting ready to load him into an ambulance.)

JR: My god! What sick and twisted person could have done this.  I bet it was those darn Eco-System who just wanted to finish this man off!

(As Tai is seen been loaded into an ambulance the camera then turns around to see Kolic standing behind a corner with a grin across his face and a lead pipe in his hand.)

JR: No way, King! It can't have been Kolic!

(Kolic runs off as the camera switches back to the ambulance, the sirens now blaring and getting ready to leave. As the ambulance leaves the parking lot...)

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*

(A large semi-truck is seen ramming into the ambulance, the ambulance now dented and almost broken in half.)

JR: MY GOD! Kolic, this is enough!

(Suddenly we see Kolic on the seen, rushing through all the jobbers, he climbs up the semi-truck with an angry face. He opens the door...no body inside? Kolic then turns and looks around, he has a confused face, he then looks at the ambulance.)

JR: What is going on here?

(Some security guards get on the scene, they usher the jobbers out of the way. Clearing the scene we see many jobbers like Too Sexy Brian, Billy The Kid, El Cruz Blanco, Bat Masterson, Savio Garcia and K-Dawg.)

KING: El Cruz Blanco? Didn't he get deported back to Chicago?

JR: Let's go to our main event!

>>>

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 645 pounds...
Scotty Scott
His partner...
"The Big Dead Machine" Pain

("War Machine" by KISS as Scotty and Pain walk out together. Scotty and Pain both have their heads drapped in black towels as the walk toward the ring. Scotty steps through the ropes and walks toward the center of the ring as Pain steps over the ropes and stands beside him. Pain raises his hands and drops them as flames shot from the turnbuckles.)

Pain: Lowedown... A few months ago... We made the BMWF turn their heads and take notice. We made everyone wonder what was going to happen next. Tonight.... We do it once more... But you know as well as I do that you are no match for me... You never have and you never will. I could take that precious World title from you at any time but I know someone else that would much rather have that title.

Scotty: Yeah Lowedown... I am callin' ya out next week. Put yer title on the line against me.... In a steele cage match... But then again... I know ya... Yer yella like Master Z... Speakin' of Master Z... I hope that yer head feels better... I hate to think that the old family remedy... But then again, ya know how I love to pour salt in old wounds.... And new ones for that matter. Hahahaha.... But seriously, I just hope the two of ya girls get yer <bleep> straight tonight... I hate ta think that we defeat ya's when yer panties are down 'round yer ankles.

Pain: You know Scotty... They do bicker like a couple of old women at times.... That just makes me sick. They thought my affects toward Flame was sick...

Scotty: Don't go there.... Well ladies.... Beat us... If ya's can.... Survive.... If we let ya's....

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 543 pounds...
LoweDown... and  Master Z

(Philips Arena's lights dim. The entrance ramp is illuminated by brilliant white spotlights. "Victory" plays throughout the arena triggering a chorus of boos. Before long, Master Z emerges. He takes off the sunglasses while strutting out from behind the curtain. Master Z makes his way down to the ring slowly taking the time to harass fans at ringside. Master Z calls for a microphone.)

Master Z: Scotty and Pain... two men who I've beaten on maybe even more than they've deserved. It's true, that I have nothing to prove against you two tonight!

(The crowd boos.)

Master Z: But that doesn't mean I have nothing to prove tonight! My partner tonight, Lowedown, is famous for dropping the ball so to speak. Tonight, I am out here to show everyone that Lowedown can't hold his own. Tonight, I will prove that Lowedown NEEDS Master Z in order to amount to anything!

(The crowd boos once again.)

Master Z: So without further hesitation, I now introduce to you...

JR: Master Z introducing Lowedown? That's odd! He hates him!

The leader of the bWo...
Your BMWF World Champion...
The softee, who only pretends to be a man...

KING: What???

Master Z: A man who has no leadership abilities whatsoever...
The man who wil LOSE his title to Master Z...

I give you LOWEDOWN!

JR: That wasn't much of an introduction, King!
KING: Ha! It was great! I wanna see Lowedown's face when he comes out here!

PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!

("Fever Dog" by Stillwater begins to play as Lowedown and Flame make their way out of the entrance way to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown stares down the rampaway at Master Z and flips him off. Lowedown begins to make his way down to the ring as Flame is walking backwards in front of him trying to calm him down. Lowedown finally makes his way to the ring apron and stares at Z coldly and then leaps up to the ring apron and watches the pyro shoot out from the four ringposts. Lowedown climbs right into the ring and rushes at Pain. Lowedown nails Pain right in the groin with a kick before the bell and then clotheslines him over the top rope and onto the floor. Lowedown turns to Scotty and sprays the Crimson mist right in Scotty's face and then catches him with a superkick that sends him out of the ring right next to Pain on the floor. Lowedown then turns around and points right at Z...)

JR:Lowedown has already cleaned house before the bell and he's now looking to start a fight with his tag team partner!

King:Look at him! He's "drawing the line" and inviting Master Z in the ring! He's calling Master Z into the ring!

JR:I don't know if that's such a good idea since he's got Scotty and Pain getting back into the ring!

(Lowedown turns around and boucnes off the ropes and leaps over the top rope and comes down on top of both Scotty and Pain. Lowedown pops back on his feet and climbs back into the ring and motions for Master Z to step into the ring again...)

King:This match is going to start sooner or later right?

*DING! DING!

JR:HERE WE GO! The match has finally started and Lowedown just walked over and slapped the hand of Z and is stepping out of the ring!

King:Well, I guess Lowedown worked Pain and Scotty over enough! HAHAHA!

JR: Scotty Scott hits a backbreaker on Master Z.
Scotty Scott has the crowd going wild.
Scotty Scott takes Master Z down with a scissor kick.
Scotty Scott has the crowd going wild.
Scotty Scott goes for a punch to the head, but Master Z blocks it.
Master Z punches Scotty Scott.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Master Z.
Master Z kicks Scotty Scott.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z chops Scotty Scott.
Master Z whips Scotty Scott into the turnbuckle, but Scotty Scott reverses it.
Master Z comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Scotty Scott hits a scissor kick on Master Z.
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Master Z hits Scotty Scott with throat punch.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Master Z goes for a powerbomb, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott whips Master Z into the ropes.
Scotty Scott misses with a clothesline.
Scotty Scott goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Master Z counters it with
a backdrop.
Master Z takes Scotty Scott down with a DDT.
The crowd erupts.
Master Z is going for the cover.
Master Z pulls the tights.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Z tags out to LoweDown.
Master Z goes for a kick to the head, but Scotty Scott ducks out of the way.
Master Z leaves the ring.
Scotty Scott hits LoweDown with a powerbomb.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott tags out to Pain.
Pain and Scotty Scott whip LoweDown into the ropes.
They hit LoweDown with a double clothesline.
Pain and Scotty Scott whip LoweDown into the ropes.
They hit LoweDown with a double fist to the midsection.
Scotty Scott leaves the ring.
Pain whips LoweDown into the ropes.
LoweDown goes for a spear, but Pain side-steps and LoweDown only hits air.
Pain covers LoweDown.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Master Z enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Pain and Scotty Scott whip LoweDown into the ropes.
They attempt to hit LoweDown with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
LoweDown hits them with a double clothesline.
Scotty Scott leaves the ring.
LoweDown uses the Stinger Splash on Pain.
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
Pain misses with a clothesline.
LoweDown misses with a clothesline.
LoweDown misses with a kick.
LoweDown gives him a flying clothesline, but Pain only stares at him.

Lowedown makes a hard tag to Z

JR: The tension seems to be mounting between Master Z and Lowedown the longer this match goes.

King: I hate to see a perfectly good tag team have this many problems.

JR: Master Z whips Pain into the ropes... Master Z connects with a clothesline.

King: Pain just dropped to one knee.

JR: Lowedown refused to tag Master Z who has taken alot of punishment from Pain!!!!

King: OH NO!!! MASTER Z LOOK OUT!!!!!

JR: CHOKESLAM!!!! CHOKESLAM TO HELL FROM PAIN!!!!!

King: I told him to look out.

JR: Pain is going for the cover.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.

JR: Master Z hits Pain with a low blow

Master Z hits pain with an eye rake

Master Z rebounds off the ropes and takes out the legs of Pain

(Master Z walks over to Lowedown and slaps him across the face.)

JR: Lowedown is furious, but the referee is saying it's a tag! Lowedown is in!

JR:Lowedown just whipped Pain into the corner and follows behind him with a high knee lift!

King:Pain's head almost got sent to the third row there! Lowedown is trying to take out all his frustrations on Pain and Scotty tonight!

JR:Well, it's working! Lowedown is driving that shoulder now into the ribs of Pain and now he's whipping him across the opposite side again! Lowedown rushes towards Pain and...he just slid under the leg of Pain and he's outside the ring and Lowedown just pulled out Pain's leg from him and Pain just took a face full of mat!

King:Lowedown is pulling back on the ankles of Pain and just drove Pain's groin right into the ringpost! YAHHH!

JR:Lowedown is pulling back on the ankles of Pain as you can see the agony in Pain's eyes!

King:At least his good eye! HAHAHA!

(Lowedown places his boot on the ringpost and continues to pull back as the referee slides out of the bottom rope and begins to count out Lowedown. Lowedown finally releases the hold and slides back into the ring. Lowedown quickly jumps up to the 2nd tunrbuckle and drives his elbow down on the back of Pain's neck...)

LoweDown goes for a boot to face, but Pain ducks out of the way.
Pain tags out to Scotty Scott.
Pain nails LoweDown with a kick to the head.
Scotty Scott goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but LoweDown blocks it.
Pain leaves the ring.
LoweDown hits a pumphandle slam on Scotty Scott.
The crowd erupts.
LoweDown whips Scotty Scott into the ropes.
LoweDown nails Scotty Scott with a Gorilla Press.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for LoweDown.
LoweDown goes for a Gorilla Press, but Scotty Scott counters it with
a small package.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott goes for a powerslam, but LoweDown counters it with a lariat.
LoweDown asks the fans what they want to see.
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.

Lowedown slap tags Master Z

KING: Z didn't like that! Look out for Scotty!

(Master Z headbutts Scotty Scott. Scotty Scott stumbles back bleeding from his brow. Master Z charges and hits Scotty with a clothesline.)

JR: Master Z begins to choke Scotty Scott

The referee seperates the two

Master Z picks up Scotty and throw him into the ropes

Scotty knockes Lowedown off the apron!

(Lowedown looks furious as he gets to his feet. Master Z takes Scotty Scott down with a hip toss then continues to taunt Lowedown.)

Master Z: You should have been paying attention Lowe, where was the double team? You dropped the ball again my friend!

(Master Z turns and continues the match.)

Master Z takes Scotty Scott down with a hiptoss.
Master Z takes Scotty Scott down with a bodyslam.
Master Z uses a powerbomb on Scotty Scott.
Master Z uses the ropes for leverage.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Z sends Scotty Scott into the turnbuckle, but Scotty Scott reverses it.
Scotty Scott whips Master Z into the ropes.
Master Z hits Scotty Scott with a kick.

Z tags Lowedown hard again!

(Lowedown is rebounding off the ropes.)

JR: Master Z just leaned on the top rope sending Lowedown spilling out over the top!

KING: It was an accident JR! Master Z didn't know Lowedown was rebounding!

JR: Yeah right! Now look at Master Z yelling at Lowe telling him to stop screwing around!

Master Z is sabotaging his own match, King!

KING: But it's all worth it, JR. Master Z is playing mind games with his former stable-mate Lowedown!

Lowedown is back in!

Scotty tags in Pain!

(Lowedown powers up Pain onto the top turnbuckle and begins slamming hard right hands into the side of Pain's head. Lowedown then pulls Pain's leg to the inside of the turnbuckle and places his feet on the outside of Pain's feet. Lowedown grabs Pain's neck under his arm and then looks to the crowd before pulling back and driving the top of Pain's head to the mat with a modified DDT from the 2nd turnbuckle...)

JR:GOOD LORD! Lowedown just nailed Pain with a 2nd rope DDT!

King:He told me he calls that the "Down and Out" maneuver! It's meant to shorten anyone over 7 feet tall! HAHAHA!

JR:Lowedown looks to the crowd as he signals for the Downtime! Lowedown is wrapping that huge arm around Pain's neck and he's locking the other arm behind his leg!

King:YAHHH! Lowedown's putting the big man to sleep!

JR: Scotty makes the save!

Scotty is forced out by the ref!

Lowedown tags in Z with another slap!

KING: Z is going to deck Lowedown!

JR: Scotty comes up from behind!

JR: Scotty has Master Z trapped in the Scottamission.... MASTER Z COUNTERED IT!!!!!

King: He rammed Scotty into the corner!!!!

JR: Master Z is crawling towards his corner....

King: Tag him Lowedown!!!!!

JR: Lowedown dropped off the ring apron and is asking Flame to look for something in his eye!!!!!

King: Lowedown!!!!!

JR: Scotty is back up and has Master Z in the Scottamission-plex!!!!

King: He didn't release it!!!!!

JR: Once more with the Scottamissio-plex!!!! and once more!!!!! Master Z is almost destroyed now.

King: I can't believe that Lowedown is doing this to his own partner.

JR: Scotty is stalking Master Z...... SCOTTAMISSION!!!!!! SCOTTAMISSION!!!!!!!!!

Master Z reaches the ropes!

Master Z begs off.
Scotty Scott goes for a bodyslam, but Master Z counters it with an elbowsmash.
Master Z gets a bearhug on Scotty Scott.
Scotty Scott gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Master Z misses with an elbow.
Master Z goes for throat punch, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott whips Master Z into the turnbuckle.
Scotty Scott runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Master Z lifts his knee.
Master Z places Scotty Scott on the turnbuckle.
Master Z executes the Atomic Driver on Scotty Scott.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Master Z goes for the pin.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winners are Lowedown and Master Z!

JR: Look out! Lowedown and Master Z are going to go at it!

Here come the officials!

We're outta time!

KING: YAHHHH!

(The officials try to keep Lowedown and master Z separated as we fade...to...black...)

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