Date : 01/10/2005
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : BMWF Arena Adrian MI

JR: We're back and we're are ready for our next award presentation...The Feud of the Year Award! Here to present the award are Stinger and Rick Flare!

(2001 plays as Stinger and Flare come to the stage. The music dies off.)

FLARE: WOOOOO!

STINGER: OWOOOOO!

FLARE: Now these guys may have had some good matches, but their feuds are nothing as compared to ours. Right, Stinger!

STINGER: You betcha, Rick!

FLARE: I mean I used to kick your butt 5 nights a week! I gave my blood, sweat and tears! I...

STINGER: Oh, shut up, you old fossil and announce the top nominees!

FLARE: The top nominees are:

Bruiser vs. Cash Flo
LoweDown vs. Master Z
Tamer vs. Tyrone Smith

STINGER: And the winner is...(tears open the envelope)... with 28.5% of the vote...LoweDown vs. Master Z!

(Master Z stands and gives Lowdedown a odd look before it turns into a scowl. Master Z accepts the award and begins to speak.)

Master Z: You all wanna know why Lowedown vs. Master Z was the feud of the year? Because of me! I should get both my award AND Lowedown’s! He has done nothing but get beat up beat down and beat all over! I’ve whooped him time and time again. I AM the feud!

JR: He never manages to surprise me, King! I keep an open mind when Master Z is about to speak.

(Master Z mumbles on his way back to the table.)

Master Z: Feud of the Year… I should win all these awards. Anything I touch is greatness!

(Lowedown looks over at Z as they eye each other from across the stage. Lowedown pulls the microphone away from the podium and looks over at Z...)

Lowedown:As far as I'm concerned Z, you and I don't have a feud. We have an all...out...war! You and I are going to hell before this is all over and the only difference will be that you will be fifteen pounds lighter sooner than you think. This award might be something to you, but all it means to me is that I have to scratch your name out of this when I put it on my mantle!

(Lowedown tosses the microphone down as he walks away keeping his eyes on Z the whole time...)

JR: We'll be right back!

HOWARD THE FINK: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of Tipperary, Ireland...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

"Irish" Paddy O'Brien

(The arena lights dim and the
Irish flag appears on the Bruisertron)
 
P.A: She won't come, just when you want it…
 
(Suddenly, ‘Top O’ The Morning
To Ya’ by House of Pain blares over the P.A.)
 
P.A: Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun…
 
(‘Irish’ Paddy O’Brien appears at the
top of the entrance ramp.  He is dressed
in a tight black tank top, with baggy
white trousers.  He is slim build, but with
very well defined upper body, evidenced
by the tank top.  In one hand he carries
the Irish flag, the other a microphone)
 
JR: Paddy O’Brien making his way
down to the ring.
 
(Paddy O’Brien continues down to
ringside, and rolls into the ring)

COUCH: Shut up, JR! I'm commentating!

HOWARD THE FINK: His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Embalmer...
Hailing from Pittsburgh, PA...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

"The Franchise" Shame Douglas

*DING DING* 

COUCH: There's the bell!
Shame Douglas goes for a faceslam, but Paddy O'Brien blocks it.
Paddy O'Brien punches Shame Douglas.
Paddy O'Brien chops Shame Douglas.
A small "Paddy O'Brien" chant is being started.
Paddy O'Brien uses a dropkick from the second rope on Shame Douglas.
The crowd is starting to get behind Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien hits Shame Douglas with a European uppercut.
Paddy O'Brien goes for a series of kicks to the leg, but Shame Douglas
blocks it.
Shame Douglas whips Paddy O'Brien into the ropes.
Shame Douglas hits Paddy O'Brien with a kick.
Shame Douglas hits an elbowdrop on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas hits Paddy O'Brien with a bodyslam.
Shame Douglas hits Paddy O'Brien with a forearm to the back.
Shame Douglas whips Paddy O'Brien into the ropes.
The Embalmer pulls down the top rope.
Joe Finch threatens Shame Douglas with disqualification.
Joe Finch counts: one, two, Paddy O'Brien reenters the ring.
Shame Douglas hits a flying axhandle on Paddy O'Brien.
The crowd is going "We want Joe Finch !".
Shame Douglas hits an elbowdrop on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas goes for a bodyslam, but Paddy O'Brien blocks it.
Paddy O'Brien goes for an Asai moonsault, but Shame Douglas counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
Shame Douglas goes for a front facelock, but Paddy O'Brien counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
Paddy O'Brien whips Shame Douglas into the ropes.
Paddy O'Brien misses with a kick.
Shame Douglas hits Paddy O'Brien with a kick.
Shame Douglas runs into the ropes.
Paddy O'Brien hits Shame Douglas with a shoulderblock.
Paddy O'Brien hits Shame Douglas with Canadian backbreaker into turnbuckle.
Paddy O'Brien
points to his downed opponent and says,"IIs that Irish enough for ya?".
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien executes an Asai moonsault on Shame Douglas.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Paddy O'Brien throws Shame Douglas into the turnbuckle, but Shame Douglas
reverses it.
Shame Douglas runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Paddy O'Brien lifts his
knee.
Paddy O'Brien goes for throat punch, but Shame Douglas ducks out of the way.
Shame Douglas puts Paddy O'Brien in a sleeperhold.
Paddy O'Brien inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Shame Douglas catches Paddy O'Brien in a full nelson.
Paddy O'Brien tries to escape the hold.
Paddy O'Brien grabs the ropes after 21 seconds.
Shame Douglas executes the Pittsburgh Plunge on Paddy O'Brien.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Shame Douglas goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Shame Douglas goes for a backbreaker, but Paddy O'Brien counters it with
a facerake.
Paddy O'Brien goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Shame Douglas
side-steps and Paddy O'Brien only hits air.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Shame Douglas catches Paddy O'Brien in a full nelson.
Paddy O'Brien is struggling to reach the ropes.
Paddy O'Brien reaches the ropes after 9 seconds.
Shame Douglas throws Paddy O'Brien into the turnbuckle.
Shame Douglas whips Paddy O'Brien into the ropes.
Shame Douglas takes Paddy O'Brien down with a Hotshot.
There is no crowd reaction.
Shame Douglas uses a bodyslam on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas hits a bodyslam on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas nails Paddy O'Brien with a flying axhandle.
You could hear a pin drop.
Shame Douglas executes an atomic drop on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas uses a bodyslam on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas nails Paddy O'Brien with a forearm to the back.
Shame Douglas hits a backbreaker on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas executes a legsweep on Paddy O'Brien.
Shame Douglas goes for a monkey flip, but Paddy O'Brien blocks it.
Paddy O'Brien sends Shame Douglas into the turnbuckle.
Shame Douglas comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Paddy O'Brien hits Shame Douglas with an Asai moonsault.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Paddy O'Brien punches Shame Douglas.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Paddy O'Brien kicks Shame Douglas.
A few fans are cheering on Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien executes the Shamrock Drop on Shame Douglas.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are cheering on Paddy O'Brien.

*DING DING* 

HOWARD THE FINK: The winner is Paddy O'Brien!

COUCH: We'll be right back!

>>>

JR: And now, here to present the Best Overall Promos Award... Hollywood Hulkster and Slim Jim Sullivan!!

(Voodoo Child plays as Hollywood and Slim come to the stage. Hollywood tears off his tux and poses. The music stops.)

SLIM JIM: My my, Hollywood! Even after all of the years, you still have a magnificent physique!

HOLLYWOOD: You know something, brother? You're right! I do! But this isn't Hollywood's night! Even though I'm the all time greatest wrestler next to Dick the Bruiser, I'm going to give honor where honor is due tonight, brother! Tell the little Hulkster-maniacs who the top nominees are, brother!

SLIM JIM: The top nominees for best Overall Promos are:

Dizi
Lowedown
Tobey Miliken

HOLLYWOOD: And the winner is...(tears open the envelope in Hulkster style) ... with 43% of the vote...Lowedown!

KING: Look! Lowedown is speechless!

JR: We're outta time! We'll be right back!

JR: And now, here to present the Best Finisher Award...Bret Heart and Stinger!!

(Bret's theme plays as he and Stinger come to the podium. The music stops.)

BRET: Well, Stinger, it's too bad that we never got to compete in real life to prove who's sharpshooter was best!

STINGER: You mean who's Scorpion Deathlock, don't you?

BRET: Er..well. the top nominees are...

Atomic Driver (Master Z)
Downtime (Lowedown)
End of the End (Vernon Vanderbilt)
Inquisition (Ezekiel)
Scottmission (Scotty Scott)

STINGER: and the winner is...oh, boy! I get to do this twice! (tears open envelope)...OWOOOOO! IT'S A TIE!

BRET: You and I won?

STINGER: No! The winners with 21.43% of the vote each... the Atomic Driver (Master Z) and the Downtime (Lowedown)

(Lowedown looks around as he rises up from his table and shakes hands with everyone at his table. Lowedown looks around before making his way up to the podium...)

Lowedown:I think this award is great because I always enjoy putting people to sleep with my finisher instead of having to watch Cash Flo's promos which put me to sleep normally.

(Crowd laughs...)

Lowedown:This move means alot to me because it gives me the opportunity to feel my opponent's heartbeat get slower and slower until they pass out or tap out. It almost makes me feel energized to the highest level! To all the people I have put to sleep with this move, I hope you got something out of it like a good rest or a chance to re-think about the next time you step in the ring with me. Thank you again!

(Crowd cheers)

(Master Z stands and raises his arms high. The world title shimmers from underneath his suit jacket. Master Z smiles and walks to receive his award.)

Master Z: You’re *BLEEP* right I have the best finisher. The Atomic Driver is, by far, the most feared finisher in the business!

(Master Z looks over at Lowedown.)

Master Z: Hey Lowe… maybe you’d like to tell everyone just how good my finisher is! It seems to have you flat on your back week after week!

(Master Z laughs as Lowedown looks very unhappy.)

Master Z: My Atomic Driver has put more men in the hospital than any other. Most people would say that is sick, but I am very proud!

JR: You would be!

Master Z: See this title around my waist? I have the Atomic Driver to thank for that… and it doesn’t get any better than the world title eh Lowedown?

(Master Z smiles and flips the bird at Lowedown.)

JR: This is a formal gathering! Master Z can’t be doing that!

KING: He just did, JR! HA HA!

JR: We'll be right back!

HOWARD THE FINK: This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is a Women's Title Tournament Semi Final match!

From Trier, Germany...
Weighing in at 143 pounds...

Jacklyne J.

HOWARD THE FINK: Her opponent...
From Siena, Italy...
Weighing in at 118 pounds...

Alexis Terrion

("Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin plays over the PA system. There are no
fancy lights or pyrotechnics. Alexis Terrion steps out from behind the
curtain. Alexis is dressed in a vivid candy apple red catsuit with black
wrestling boots.)

Couch: Alexis was very successful in her first match in the tournament...

Smiles: She is so confident, so sure she will win this.

(Alexis just walks straight for the ring. She completely ignores the fans.
When Alexis reaches the ring she climbs the steps and stands in her corner
waiting for her opponent.)

JOEY: OK, fans! I understand that the Board of Directors has met and they've decided that due to the draw match between Aquatic and Fifi,  the next semi final will be a triangle match between Dizi, Fifi, and Aquatic!

COUCH: I love 3 ways!

*DING DING* 

COUCH: There's the bell!
Alexis Terrion nails Jacklyne J. with a springboard spinning leg lariat.
Alexis Terrion hits Jacklyne J. with flipping armbar.
Judge Moody comes to ringside.
Alexis Terrion hits Japanese suplex on Jacklyne J..
Alexis Terrion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Alexis Terrion takes Jacklyne J. down with a back heel kick.
Alexis Terrion goes for an Asai moonsault bodyblock, but Jacklyne J.
side-steps and Alexis Terrion only hits air.
Jacklyne J. hits Alexis Terrion with a missile dropkick.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jacklyne J. hoists Alexis Terrion high into the air with a backdrop, then sends
Alexis Terrion crashing hard to the mat.
Jacklyne J. whips Alexis Terrion into the ropes, but Alexis Terrion reverses it.
Judge Moody trips Jacklyne J..
Joe Finch threatens Alexis Terrion with disqualification.
Joe Finch warns Judge Moody.
Alexis Terrion hits an Asai moonsault bodyblock on Jacklyne J..
There is no referee to count.
Joe Finch is back on the job.
Alexis Terrion hits Jacklyne J. with an enzuigiri.
Alexis Terrion motions at her body and stands still for the crowd to admire her.
Alexis Terrion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Alexis Terrion goes for a back heel kick, but Jacklyne J. ducks out of the way.
Jacklyne J. uses a snap suplex on Alexis Terrion.
Jacklyne J. does a backflip.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Jacklyne J. whips Alexis Terrion into the ropes.
Alexis Terrion hits Jacklyne J. with a kick.
Alexis Terrion uses a hurricanrana on Jacklyne J..
Quite a few boos are audible.
Alexis Terrion runs into the ropes.
Jacklyne J. hits Alexis Terrion with a shoulderblock.
Jacklyne J. uses a swinging neckbreaker on Alexis Terrion.
There is no crowd reaction.
Jacklyne J. throws Alexis Terrion into the turnbuckle, but Alexis Terrion
reverses it.
Jacklyne J. comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Alexis Terrion hits Jacklyne J. with an enzuigiri.
Alexis Terrion goes for a flying kick, but Jacklyne J. blocks it.
Jacklyne J. goes for a bulldog, but Alexis Terrion blocks it.
Alexis Terrion nails Jacklyne J. with a back heel kick.
Alexis Terrion executes the Divination on Jacklyne J..
Alexis Terrion goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
Quite a few boos are audible.

*DING DING* 

HOWARD THE FINK: The winner is Alexis Terrion!

COUCH: We'll be right back!

>>>

JR: And now, here to present the Most Improved Wrestler of the Year Award ... Ty Pennyton and Page Davis!

KING: Who?

TY: Thank you very much! Now you may be wondering why the BMWF chose Page and me to present this award! well, it's because I've helped improve so many peoples lives with my carpentry skills, and Page...well, she's just hot, that's all!

CROWD: *whistles and catcalls*

PAGE: And the top nominees are...

Tai Hashi
Tamer
The Judge

TY: Wait a minute! Where's Tai?

PAGE: I think he no-showed!

TY: NO, NO! You said those two dreaded words.

*KA-BOOM!*

KING: Wait! Look!

JR: IT'S KRIS JERICHO!

KING: And his band "Fuzzy"!

JR: They're back!

KING: He's got the mic!

Jericho: Welcome to BEDLAM...IS...JERICHO!!!

(fans cheer)

JERICHO: Listen, Junior! Since we have a no-show, you all know what this means!

KING: NO! NO!

JERICHO: Hit it, boys!

(singing)

Don't you wish you were me?

(In comes security. They remove Jericho and Fuzzy from the room.

TY: Ok, and the winner is...

PAGE: ... oh,, my. This was a close one, but with 28.5% of the vote, the winner is The Judge.

(The Judge stands up in his seat as everyone at The Syndicate table gives him a standing ovation. He makes his way up to the stage and takes his award from the presenters, giving them a handshake. Judge looks at his award before addressing the crowd.)

Judge: Most Improved Wrestler of the Year? If you think that I have improved since January, you haven't seen nothing yet! 2005 will be the year of The Judge, I can promise you that!

(The Syndicate applaud.)

Judge: This award really means a lot to me. When I first started in BMWF Tuff Enuff Training Camp, no one thought I would make it this far. They all thought I would drop out in the first week! But I proved everyone wrong, here I am almost three years later and with the BMWF Most Improved Wrestler of the Year award!

(The crowd applauds.)

Judge: Thank you very much!

(The Judge returns to his seat as the crowd applauds.)

JR: We'll be right back!

JR: And now to present "The Lurker Award" to the person you'd like to see return for the 73662th time...here is THE LURKER!

KING: YAHHHH!

(The lights go out. In the middle of the stage a skull appears, and still while the lights are out, green smoke pours from it's eyes, and then it slowly burns itself away. As it slowly burns away the lights come on, a cannon shot is heard and the Lurker makes his legendary flying entrance.)

LURKER: Don't pee your pants, King! Yes, it is I, the legendary Lurker appearing once more here in the BMWF, but only to present this award aptly named after myself! Not that any of you pukes actually deserve an award named after me, but here are the top nominees:

Darklord
Eco-System
Maverick
Tyrone Smith

LURKER: And the winner...(tears open the envelope)... with 25% of the vote...Tyrone Smith!

JR: Tyrone has just won the Lurker Award, however, he's no longer with us to
accept the award.

King: Well, what are we going to do about this then?

JR: Well, it would appear that Tamer, Tyrone's former tag partner and
closest friend in the BMWF will be accepting the award for Tyrone.

Tamer: There is one man who had one hell of year that was not fully nor
properly recognized during these awards... And even though the last time I
saw him it was moments before he slammed my head through a wall, he still
deserves major props for everything he did in '04. And that man is your
former World Champion, Tyrone Smith...

(several people clap mildly)

Tamer: And I think this is absolute BULL*BLEEP*

JR: OH MY!!!

Tamer: Now, I mean absolutely no disrespect to this federation or the people
within it, however my heart is truthfully filled with utter disappointment
in both. I almost let this pass biting my tongue, but to see Tyrone receive
this award but not even to be nominated for more credible ones is just
something I can't do, despite the fact that he and I ended our friendship on
less than friendly terms.

JR: This is true. At Tyrone's last appearance, he did attack the only man in
the federation who was on his side, Tamer.

Tamer: Tyrone was more than just another name on the roster. He was a living
legend in this federation. He was one of the most dominating hardcore
champions we have ever seen. He was... no... he IS the Jamaican Monster.
MONSTER! Who else in this federation could be described as a monster?
NOBODY!

JR: Tamer might have a point there.

Tamer: Tyrone struck fear in the hearts of his competitors. He was without a
doubt in my mind the most sadistic man I've ever crossed paths with. I've
watched him completely destroy men in ways that are punishable by death in
some countries.

King: HA HA! I still laugh at Tyrone's matches against the Dawg and Mr.
Personality. Or, JR, do you remember that one against Toby Miliken when he
first joined the BMWF?

JR: I most certainly do. And I'm sure Toby is still sore from it.
Tamer: And it simply disgusts me that the only award we're willing to even
nominate this man for is the most absurd award on the ballot. I want to know
why scum such as Hardcore Harry have been nominated for the Dick the Bruiser
Award for DEDICATION and Tyrone overlooked; why our tag team wasn't even a
thought for best of the year; and why none of you listening to me are not on
your feet in outrage about this as well. And if I, in fact, am the only
person who is appalled by this, than all I can say is that the whole lot of
you are absolutely brainwashed by the status quo of the BruiserMania
Wrestling Federation.

JR: Wow! Heated words by the current hardcore champion.

Tamer: I'm going to mail this award to Jerome, Tyrone's brother, and attach
a note apologize to him on behalf of this entire organization for the
obvious and painful fact that we all are too afraid to speak up against
those in power and rightfully honor one of the greatest BMWF superstars any
of us will have the privilege to have known or wrestle with.

KURT: Oh, WAH WAH WAH! Everybody knows Tyrone is a sissy! He's afraid of me! That's why he quit! It's true! Don't put my name on that note, bucko!

JR: Well, what do you think of that, King?

KING: Well, it's true! Kurt retired Tyrone!

JR: Good grief! I can't believe you said that!

>>>

Bole: Eco-System! How does it feel to lose the Lurker award you worked so hard for?

Inferno: Um...don't really care.

Bole: Really? You wanted it before.

Mineral: Yeah. Changed our mind. It's good to be somewhat respected.

Bole: Um...would you at least like to send an angry message to the winner?

Inferno: Sure. (Inferno stares at the camera.) Grrr. You're a poopyhead. Grrr.

Mineral: (laughs) Don't mind him. We spent the weekend with our 2-year old niece. She's adorable.

Bole: Well, okay then. We'll be right back!

HOWARD THE FINK: This contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Inferno...
Hailing from Seymour...
Weighing in at 131 pounds...

Aquatic

HOWARD THE FINK: Her opponent...
Led to the ring by Scotty Scott...
Hailing from Quebec, CN...
Weighing in at 135 pounds...

Fifi

Their opponent...
Led to the ring by Donnie MacPhearson...
Hailing from Clearwater, Florida...

Weighing in at 130 pounds...

Danielle "Dizi" MacPhearson

("Bad Reputation" by Halfcocked plays over the PA system. This time the crowd waits for Dizi to appear before they greet her. The song is nearly over when, finally, Dizi rushes out from the back. She has her wrestling tights on, but this time she has her boots in one hand and her kneepads in the other. Dizi rushes to the ring where she dons her kneepads and boots, lacing them up quickly.)

*DING DING* 

COUCH: There's the bell!

Joey: Well, Couch, this is the second time we've seen Dizi wrestle here tonight.

Couch: That's right, and let me say, her match against Athena Hashi earlier in the evening was amazing.

Joey: It certainly was. Now, though, she has to face Fifi. It seemed like there was some trouble between these two on last weeks show.

Couch: Only if Dizi remembers that Fifi jumped her and beat her down backstage.

Joey: The bell has sounded, the two women meet in the center of the ring.

Couch: Is this going to be a staredown?

Joey: It looks like it. Neither woman is blinking. Dizi just slapped Fifi!

Couch: Fifi looks infuriated!

Joey: Fifi lunges for Dizi!.
Dizi hits a snapmare on Fifi.
Fifi makes it back to her feet.
Dizi takes Fifi down with a dropkick.
Dizi puts Fifi in a wristlock.
Fifi is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dizi lets go after 17 seconds.
Dizi whips Fifi into the ropes.
Dizi hits Fifi with a clothesline.

Couch: It looks like this is going to be quite a match!

Dizi sends Fifi into the turnbuckle.
Dizi goes for armlock, but Fifi counters it with a hammerlock.
Fifi smacks Dizi with a devastating short clothesline .
Fifi is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Fifi goes for an arm bar, but Dizi counters it with an eye gouge.
Dizi hits Fifi with a high kick.
Dizi chops Fifi.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dizi.
Dizi hits Fifi.
A small "Dizi" chant is being started.

Joey: These two women are putting on an excellent match, Couch.

Couch: Yeah, they're really going at it. I think Dizi remembers last week and isn't too happy about it.

Joey: So it would seem. And Dizi is back on the offensive.
Dizi whips Fifi into the ropes.
Dizi catches Fifi with a clothesline as she bounces off the ropes.
Fifi hits the canvas hard.
Dizi applies an armlock leglock submission.

Joey: And Dizi has a submission hold applied. Fifi is really fighting the pain here.

Couch: Fifi has to get to the ropes and force a break or this could be the end of the match for her.

Joey: But, you have to give Fifi credit, she's fighting to get to those ropes. And she's made it. The referee is calling for the break.

Dizi makes it back to her feet.
Dizi delivers a kick to the midsection doubles that Fifi over.
Dizi sets her up for a vertical suplex.
Dizi hoists Fifi high into the air for a vertical suplex
Dizi sends Fifi crashing to the mat.
Fifi lays stunned as Dizi gets back to her feet.

Joey: This could be the match! I don't think Fifi has what it takes to kick out of a pin attempt right now.

Couch: But there isn't going to be a pin attempt, Joey! Dizi's going back to the ropes to wave to the crowd!!

Joey: A mistake on Dizi's part. She should be capitalizing on the advantage she has over Fifi, right now, not playing with the audience.

Couch: And it looks like Fifi is getting back to her feet.

Joey: That mistake could cost Dizi the match.

Dizi hits Fifi.
A small "Dizi" chant is being started.
Dizi hits Fifi with a high kick.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dizi.
Dizi hoists Fifi high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Fifi crash
ing hard to the mat.
Dizi goes for a dropkick, but Fifi side-steps and Dizi only hits air.
Fifi uses an airplane spin on Dizi.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Fifi tags out to Aquatic.
Aquatic nails Dizi with spinning heel kick.
Aquatic stops and looks into the skylights, laughing and twitching.
Aquatic further incites the crowd.
Aquatic takes Dizi down with a back elbow.
Aquatic is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Aquatic hits a dropkick on Dizi.
Aquatic is going for the cover.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Aquatic whips Dizi into the ropes.
Aquatic misses with a clothesline.
Dizi hits Aquatic with a kick.

Joey: Dizi has Fifi in some trouble here.

Couch: I think Fifi may have let her ring skills slip a little in the time she's been away from the ring.

Joey: Well, she's getting a reminder course tonight.
Dizi whips Fifi into the corner.
Dizi is in the opposite corner
Dizi follows in after Fifi with a cartwheel splash.

Joey: Dizi's going for those back elbows!

Couch: That's gotta hurt.

Joey: Dizi's moving out of the corner.
Dizi steps away and Fifi falls to her knees.

Joey: And Dizi definitely has the advantage back! This has been quite a match, Couch!

Couch: It sure has! These two women can really fight!

Dizi hoists Aquatic high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Aquatic
crashing hard to the mat.
Dizi goes for a high kick, but Aquatic blocks it.
Aquatic takes Dizi down with an Asai moonsault.
Joe Finch counts: One, kickout.
Aquatic executes a bulldog on Dizi.
Aquatic executes a dropkick on Dizi.
Aquatic goes for a flying lariat, but Dizi ducks out of the way.
Dizi uses a headlock takedown on Aquatic.
Dizi executes a bulldog on Aquatic.
Dizi runs into the ropes.
Aquatic hits Dizi with a kick.

Couch: Is this going to be a staredown?

Joey: It could be... No, Dizi is hugging Aquatic!

Couch: This could be better than a wrestling match.

Joey: It looks like they're... talking.

Couch: It looks like they're agreeing to whatever it is.

Joey: A handshake. The two women circle each other... They lock up.
Dizi hits a snapmare on Aquatic.
Aquatic makes it back to her feet.
Dizi takes Aquatic down with a dropkick.
Dizi puts Aquatic in a wristlock.
Aquatic is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dizi lets go after 17 seconds.
Dizi whips Aquatic into the ropes.
Dizi hits Aquatic with a clothesline.

Couch: It looks like this is going to be quite a match!

Aquatic runs into the ropes.
Aquatic goes for an Asai moonsault, but Dizi counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
In turn, Aquatic counters it with a slidedown.
Aquatic nails Dizi with a German suplex.
Joe Finch counts: One, kickout.
Aquatic goes for an Asai moonsault, but Dizi counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
A small "Dizi" chant is being started.
Dizi tags out to Fifi.
Fifi executes an arm bar on Aquatic.
Fifi takes Aquatic down with an arm bar.
Fifi runs into the ropes.
Fifi hits Aquatic with a kick.

Joey: These two women are putting on an excellent match, Couch.

Couch: Yeah, they're really going at it. I don't think last week's female bonding moment has clouded the ring judgement of either of these women.

Joey: No, it doesn't. And Dizi is back on the offensive.
Dizi whips Aquatic into the ropes.
Dizi catches Aquatic with a clothesline as she bounces off the ropes.
Aquatic hits the canvas hard.
Dizi applies an armlock leglock submission.

Joey: And Dizi has a submission hold applied. Aquatic is really fighting the pain here.

Couch: Aquatic has to get to the ropes and force a break or this could be the end of the match for her.

Joey: But, you have to give Aquatic credit, she's fighting to get to those ropes. And she's made it. The referee is calling for the break.

Dizi makes it back to her feet.
Dizi delivers a kick to the midsection doubles that Aquatic over.
Dizi sets her up for a vertical suplex.
Dizi hoists Aquatic high into the air for a vertical suplex
Dizi sends Aquatic crashing to the mat.
Aquatic lays stunned as Dizi gets back to her feet.

Joey: This could be the match! I don't think Aquatic has what it takes to kick out of a pin attempt right now.

Couch: But there isn't going to be a pin attempt, Joey! Dizi's going back to the ropes to wave to the crowd!!

Joey: A mistake on Dizi's part. She should be capitalizing on the advantage she has over Aquatic, right now, not playing with the audience.

Couch: And it looks like Aquatic is getting back to her feet.

Joey: That mistake could cost Dizi the match.

Fifi whips Aquatic into the ropes, but Aquatic reverses it.
Fifi hits Aquatic with a kick.
Fifi runs into the ropes.
Aquatic goes for an eye poke, but Fifi blocks it.
Fifi goes for a chokehold, but Aquatic blocks it.
Aquatic runs into the ropes.
Fifi and Aquatic get hit with a double clothesline.
Fifi chops Aquatic.
Fifi kicks Aquatic.
Fifi chops Aquatic.
A few fans are booing Fifi, while a few others are cheering her.
Fifi hoists Aquatic high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Aquatic
crashing hard to the mat.
Fifi hits Aquatic.
A few fans are booing Fifi, while a few others are cheering her.
Fifi hits Aquatic.
Fifi goes for a bulldog, but Aquatic throws her off.
Aquatic whips Fifi into the ropes.
Fifi hits Aquatic with a clothesline.
Fifi shows her assets.
Fifi is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Fifi goes for a chokehold, but Aquatic blocks it.
Aquatic hits Fifi with an eye poke.
Aquatic hits a snap mare on Fifi.
Aquatic executes spinning heel kick on Fifi.
Aquatic goes for an Asai moonsault, but Fifi counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
Fifi almost takes Aquatic's head off with a short clothesline
Fifi executes an armdrag takedown on Aquatic.
Fifi punches Aquatic.
A few fans are booing Fifi, while a few others are cheering her.
Fifi chops Aquatic.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Fifi and a few others cheering her.
Fifi punches Aquatic.
Fifi hoists Aquatic high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Aquatic
crashing hard to the mat.
Fifi almost takes Aquatic's head off with a short clothesline
Fifi goes for a chokehold, but Aquatic counters it with a kick to the midsection
.
Aquatic runs into the ropes.
Aquatic smacks Fifi with a devastating flying lariat .
Aquatic goes for an eye poke, but Fifi blocks it.
Fifi hits Aquatic.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Fifi and a few others cheering her.
Aquatic hits Fifi.

Joey: Dizi has Aquatic in some trouble here.

Couch: I think Aquatic may have let her ring skills slip a little in the time she's been away from the ring.

Joey: Well, she's getting a reminder course tonight.
Dizi whips Aquatic into the corner.
Dizi is in the opposite corner
Dizi follows in after Aquatic with a cartwheel splash.

Joey: Dizi's going for those back elbows!

Couch: That's gotta hurt.

Joey: Dizi's moving out of the corner.
Dizi steps away and Aquatic falls to her knees.

Joey: And Dizi definitely has the advantage back! This has been quite a match, Couch!

Couch: It sure has! These two women can really fight!

Aquatic goes for a dropkick, but Fifi side-steps and Aquatic only hits air.
Fifi goes for an armdrag takedown, but Aquatic counters it with a lariat.
Aquatic stops and looks into the skylights, laughing and twitching.
A portion of the crowd is booing Aquatic.
Aquatic tags out to Dizi.
Dizi puts Fifi in a wristlock.
Fifi is struggling to reach the ropes.
Fifi is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fifi gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 20 seconds.
Dizi goes for a bulldog, but Fifi counters it with a back suplex.
Fifi whips Dizi into the ropes, but Dizi reverses it.
Dizi nails Fifi with a dropkick.
A few fans are cheering on Dizi.
Fifi runs into the ropes.
Fifi hits Aquatic with a shoulderblock.
Fifi executes the Duster on Aquatic.
There is no referee to count.
Joe Finch is back on the job.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
You could hear a pin drop.

*DING DING* 

HOWARD THE FINK: The winner is Fifi!

COUCH: We'll be right back!

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JR: I hear there is some commotion!
 
(The camera shows Dreadnaught talking with a member of the BMWF staff.)
 
Staff: I’m sorry, we didn’t reserve you a table!
 
Dreadnaught: Well, just put me with the rest of the Grand Slam winners!
 
Staff: They are scattered all over. I don’t know what to do, you didn’t RSVP!
 
Dreadnaught: Yo, the Thug is here, and he needs a seat, so you better make…
 
(Dreadnaught looks up and stares at something off camera. Lowedown makes his way into the shot, and the two stare directly at one another.)
 
Dreadnaught: Yo, you gave this fool a seat, probably for his whole in bred family, and you ain’t got the Ghetto Superstar a place!
 
Staff: Well, he did RSVP!
 
Lowedown: Yeah, and I just so happened to reserve a seat for my retarded cousin, who always shows up late, un-announced, and angry!
 
Dreadnaught: Looks like he is right here!
 
(The two laugh and shake hands as Lowedown begins walking to his table. Dreadnaught follows and sits down with the Flame, Dozer, and the rest of the Family.)
 
JR: They still look like good friends!
 
King: They will be drunk before it’s all over

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