Date : 01/10/2005
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : BMWF Arena Adrian MI

KING: Now for the Dick Bruiser Award JR!!!

JR: This is for one of the toughest S.O.B.'s in the BMWF!

KING: I wish I was nominated! I think you could have even tried to get in on
it JR!

JR: No, I think those boys bust their butts a little more than I do.

(The camera switches around to all of the nominees which are a selected few)

JR: Well it's time to see which of these men are going to be walking away
known as one of the most devoted BMWF Superstars on the roster today!

KING: They all deserve it but there can only be one winner! Here we go!!!

JR: And now, here to present the Dick the Bruiser Award for long standing commitment to the BMWF...Dick the Bruiser, Jr!

(Dick The Bruiser, Jr. comes to the podium.)

DICK: Hiya, ya bums!

CROWD: HA HA HA!

DICK: This award, named after my dad, is for the person who has dedicated himself to the BMWF over and above the call to duty! The top nominees:

Hardcore Harry
Lowedown
Master Z
Scotty Scott
The Judge

And the winner is...(tears open envelope)...with a whopping 78% of the vote...LOWEDOWN!

(Lowedown can't believe it as he places his hands over his face for a moment before leaning over and kissing his wife. Lowedown asks Flame to come up with him as they make their way up to the podium and then looks to the crowd...)

Lowedown:Out of all the awards, this is without a doubt the best one in the business! I can't thank you enough for this award because it shows that you truly believe in the man standing here in front of you. You believe in me as your future in this business and you believe in the man who will lead this federation into the new year! Whether you believe me or not, I will show the world that the Lowedown will not bow down to anyone or back down from anyone at anytime! I will be the champion of the future and a leader of the BMWF! That is the Lowedown on that!

(Brief pause as Lowedown hears the crowd chanting his name...)

Lowedown:But, I will say one thing about the BMWF. The BMWF is the biggest and brightest wrestling organization this business has ever seen! No one in this wrestling business has the talent and the other candy @$$ federations can hold a candle to anyone here in this roster! We've shown the WWFE who is the toughest sonofableeps in the wrestling game!

(The crowd applauds as Lowedown looks around at the sold out room...)

Lowedown:And when I become the new BMWF World Heavyweight champion, I will lead this federation into the year 2005 with the passion and desire that I have deep in my heart! Thank you!

JR: We'll be right back!

KING: And now, here to present our next award...The Rookie of the Year Award...The Big Slow and Kurt Dangle!!

PA: WAAALLLL! IT'S THE BIG SLOW!

(The Big Slow's theme plays as Big Slow stomps onto the stage. The music dies off.).

(Kurt Dangle's theme plays as Kurt comes to the stage wearing a three piece suit.)

KURT'S MUSIC: YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU SUCK!

(The music dies off.)

SLOW: YAAARRR!

KURT: Oh, shut up and present the award, you big dope!

SLOW: The top nominees for the Rookie of the Year are:

Dizi
Ezekiel
Tobey Miliken
William Black
and Howitzer who is DQed because he's no longer active.

KURT: No longer active? Why are we even mentioning him then?

SLOW: and the winner is...

KURT: Wait a minute, bucko! I'll handle this. The winner is... (tries to tear open the envelope, but can't)...er...(Hands the envelope back to Big Show)..Here! You do it!

SLOW: And the winner is...(tears open the envelope)...with 28% of the vote...Ezekiel!

(Ezekiel rises to his feet and makes his way to the podium, the single crutch aiding his movement.  His head is heavily bandaged, with half of his face covered by a protective mask)
 
JR: Ezekiel has certainly made a big impact here in his rookie year
 
King: That is true JR, though it pains me to say it!
 
(Ezekiel reaches the podium, accepting the Blammy he begins to talk)
 
Ezekiel: This year many people have come and gone from the BMWF.  To achieve rookie of the year is recognition of the work and training put into this year.  From the early beginnings of the volatile Hollywood Inc, to the stable Prime Time, this year has seen many memorable moments.  The past four months is when the Truth started to be heard by all.  Hardcore Harry was the first person who took the chance and listened, the three falls match had to be the most violent match of the year.  Lately there was the ninety minute Iron Man match at Season’s Beatings with The Judge.  This year was just the start of my journey here in the BMWF.  The Truth is starting to be spread.  I will reiterate though, at Bedlam Bowl Tobey will face a reckoning, unlike that he has ever paid witness to before.

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Dale is seen walking through the corridor looking quite displeased. He turns and stops in front of the camera.)

Dale: What misfortune hit me last week? That was a crappy match I gave out. Ryushi reversed his finisher that I was trying to put on him. Is that what prevented me from victory last week? That small mistake I made? Am I making the wrong decisions in battle, or am I just conjugating wrong? Whatever it is, I will work it out, and I will become a winner in that ring again. Now, I know I am facing Alexei tonight. What a joyous match to be put in. Facing a guy with no skills whatsoever. He may have won, but he also certainly has lost. I am a person who does not count a mans victories, but a mans defeats. In this case, I haven't counted either. I wasn't expecting to be in a match with such an incompetent. He has no chance in that ring against me.

(Dale turns back and begins to walk down another corridor. He walks into a hooded man.)

Dale: Watch it. Don't EVER walk into my path again. I should kick your sorry....

Bole: Woah, Dale, don't. I didn't see you. It just that, I am anxious for these awards today.

Dale: Bole, do you actually think you would have a chance? You know what, it doesn't matter. I have an important match tonight.

Bole: A match with Alexei is important?

Dale: Yes Bole, every match is important.

Bole: UIh, sorry then. Goodluck.

Dale: Do you actually think I need it? Anyway, see you soon.

(Dale walks off and the scene fades.)

>>>

(Backstage, we see Alexei Romanov venting his frustrations on an old
punching bag, meeting it with several kicks for good measure.)

ALEXEI: This is disgusting, Omori-san. Why am I being treated like this?

(Omori-san, the elder Japanese advisor to Alexei, is standing several feet
from him, donned in his simple white kimono. Though he understands English,
he chooses to speak in Japanese, which is what he does when he replies to
Alexei.)

ALEXEI: It's disrespectful, that's what it is. I'm not nominated for any
awards, so they relegate me to this. I'm stuck in this arena with no BMWF
announcers and the second tier of commentating crew.

(Omori-san replies, trying to help boost Alexei's spirits.)

ALEXEI: Show up after my match? Why would I do that? It's almost as if I
were showing up to the prom by myself. *Sigh*.. Alright, look. I at least
have a match tonight, so I'm not forced to be dressed up like a penguin all
night for nothing. Perhaps I should leave this punching bag alone.

(Omori-san smile and nods, making his own suggestion.)

ALEXEI: Good idea. I have a better punching bag waiting for me. Mr.
Anderson... (he grins) Maybe I should vent my frustrations there... and
ensure that he'll have a difficult time making an award show appearance, as
well...

(Fade...)

HOWARD THE FINK: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Ukraine...
Weighing in at 345 pounds...

Alexei Romanov

(As the mellow opening notes of "Lying From You" by Linkin Park start up
over the PA, the lights drop and the image of a pulsing amplitude meter
appears on the Bruisertron, reverberating to the beat of the music. Once the
heavy guitar chords begin, however, the lights come back to life and the
stage lights pulse faster. Alexei Romanov steps out onto the stage, his
trenchcoat kicking up behind him and he gives the crowd a once over before
heading to the ring. Sliding in under the bottom rope, he perches on a
turnbuckle and lifts his arms to either side of him, slightly bent at the
elbow and shoulder, in a modified crucifix. He holds it a moment before
hopping down to the canvas, pulling off his trenchcoat and tossing it
outside the ring.)

HOWARD THE FINK: His opponent...
From The Bronx...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Dale Anderson


*DING DING* 

COUCH: There's the bell!
Dale Anderson punches Alexei Romanov.
The crowd is cheering on Dale Anderson.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov chops Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov punches Dale Anderson.
The crowd is starting to get behind Alexei Romanov.
Alexei Romanov kicks Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with an elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with an elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov nails Dale Anderson with a Gorilla Press.
Alexei Romanov extends his arms out in the crucifix pose.
A small "Alexei Romanov" chant is being started.
Alexei Romanov takes Dale Anderson down with an elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov goes for neckbreaker, but Dale Anderson blocks it.
Dale Anderson nails Alexei Romanov with a backbreaker.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov with a scoop slam.
Dale Anderson throws Alexei Romanov out of the ring.
Dale Anderson goes outside.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Alexei Romanov shoves Dale Anderson into the guardrail.
Alexei Romanov uses a superkick on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov throws Dale Anderson back into the ring.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with a spinebuster.

SMILES: This is looking like a good showing for Alexei Romanov so far. He's
really taking it to Dale Anderson!

COACH: You can say that again, Joey! Looks like, in addition to venting his
frustrations at being left out of the awards show, he's getting some
practice in for his upcoming match at Bedlam Bowl!

SMILES: And a big match it is! Not only is it Alexei's first title match,
but it's also going to be an incredible show! An exploding barbed-wire
deathmatch for the Hardcore Championship! I'm excited about that!

COACH: You're excited? I think all of the BMWF fans are excited about what
kind of destruction we'll see at Bedlam Bowl!

SMILES: And who knows if either of these two will be in the actual Bedlam
Bowl match afterward! Anyway, back to the match at hand. Alexei's been
dishing out a pretty solid beating to Dale Anderson and now he shoots him to
the ropes, catching him a big powerslam! He goes for the cover!

The ref counts: One.. Two.. kickout!

SMILES: Not quite enough yet. Alexei picks Anderson up and drags him over to
the corner and starts laying into him with some nasty elbow shots. He's
sends him to the ropes again and tries to nail a clothesline, but Anderson
ducks under it and comes back off the ropes with a cross body block, but
Alexei catches him!

COACH: That's quite the display of power there, Joey! What do you think is
next?

SMILES: We'll find out! Alexei swings Anderson up and smashes him over his
knee in a vicious backbreaker! He picks him back up and grabs him, setting
him up for a spinebuster, but Anderson hooks Alexei's head and spikes him
down in a tornado DDT! He's going for a quick cover!

The ref counts: One.. Tw-- kickout!

COACH: He'll have to do a lot better than that!

SMILES: He's gonna try! Alexei's getting back up and Dale just caught him
with headscissor takedown! Alexei's getting back up, and he's facing the
ropes, so Dale charges him front behind and goes for a running bulldog, but
Alexei just grabbed him and threw him out of the ring and right into the
ringside barrier!

COACH: Oh, that's gotta hurt.

Alexei Romanov goes for a European uppercut, but Dale Anderson blocks it.
Dale Anderson kicks Alexei Romanov.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dale Anderson.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Alexei Romanov chops Dale Anderson.
A small "Alexei Romanov" chant is being started.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Alexei Romanov chops Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov punches Dale Anderson.
The crowd is starting to get behind Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson punches Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov with a scoop slam.
Dale Anderson uses an enzuigiri on Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson uses an enzuigiri on Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dale Anderson goes for a DDT, but Alexei Romanov blocks it.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with a rolling elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov nails Dale Anderson with a European uppercut.
Alexei Romanov nails Dale Anderson with an atomic drop.
Alexei Romanov whips Dale Anderson into the ropes.
Alexei Romanov uses a spinebuster on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov extends his arms out in the crucifix pose.
The crowd is starting to get behind Alexei Romanov.
Alexei Romanov goes for a rolling elbow smash, but Dale Anderson blocks it.
Dale Anderson goes for neckbreaker, but Alexei Romanov blocks it.
Alexei Romanov takes Dale Anderson down with a spinebuster.
Alexei Romanov goes for a Russian legsweep, but Dale Anderson counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Dale Anderson whips Alexei Romanov into the ropes.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with a rolling elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov uses a rolling elbow smash on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with a Russian legsweep.
Alexei Romanov gives the sign for the Exit Wound.
Alexei Romanov executes the Exit Wound on Dale Anderson.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alexei Romanov whips Dale Anderson into the ropes.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov with the Dragon Ray.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.

JOEY: This is a great match! I just hope these two guys stick around long enough to really be main eventing some time in the future!

COUCH: So do I!

JOEY: Dale Anderson goes for a backbreaker, but Alexei Romanov blocks it.
Alexei Romanov hits a Russian legsweep on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov takes Dale Anderson down with an elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov uses a superkick on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with a Gorilla Press.
Alexei Romanov hits a Gorilla Press on Dale Anderson.
The crowd is starting to get behind Alexei Romanov.
Alexei Romanov extends his arms out in the crucifix pose.
A small "Alexei Romanov" chant is being started.
Alexei Romanov hits a superkick on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov goes for a superkick, but Dale Anderson ducks out of the way.
Dale Anderson sends Alexei Romanov into the turnbuckle.
Dale Anderson executes a dropkick to the face on Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson places Alexei Romanov on the turnbuckle.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov with the Tree of Woe.
The crowd is cheering on Dale Anderson.
Dale Anderson hits Alexei Romanov with a baseball slide.
The crowd is really behind Dale Anderson.
Dale Anderson goes for the Dragon Ray, but Alexei Romanov counters it with
a power bomb.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alexei Romanov throws Dale Anderson out of the ring.
Alexei Romanov goes outside.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with an elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov runs Dale Anderson into the ringpost.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
Earl Hepner counts: 3.
Alexei Romanov uses a superkick on Dale Anderson.
Earl Hepner counts: 4.
Alexei Romanov climbs back into the ring.
Dale Anderson climbs back into the ring.
Alexei Romanov hits a rolling elbow smash on Dale Anderson.
A small "Alexei Romanov" chant is being started.
Alexei Romanov covers Dale Anderson.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alexei Romanov complains about a slow count.
Alexei Romanov throws Dale Anderson out of the ring.
Alexei Romanov goes through the ropes.
Alexei Romanov uses a European uppercut on Dale Anderson.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
Alexei Romanov reenters the ring.
Dale Anderson rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Alexei Romanov uses an elbow smash on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov executes a superkick on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dale Anderson counters it with
a facerake.
Dale Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dale Anderson nails Alexei Romanov with a DDT.
Dale Anderson goes for the Dragon Ray, but Alexei Romanov counters it with
a power bomb.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The crowd is starting to get behind Alexei Romanov.
Dale Anderson punches Alexei Romanov.
Alexei Romanov chops Dale Anderson.
The crowd is starting to get behind Alexei Romanov.
Alexei Romanov kicks Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov nails Dale Anderson with a superkick.
Alexei Romanov hits a Russian legsweep on Dale Anderson.
A small "Alexei Romanov" chant is being started.
Alexei Romanov takes Dale Anderson down with an elbow smash.
Alexei Romanov throws Dale Anderson over the top rope.
Earl Hepner issues a warning to Alexei Romanov.
Alexei Romanov rolls out under the bottom rope.
Alexei Romanov takes Dale Anderson down with a Gorilla Press.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
Alexei Romanov nails Dale Anderson with a spinebuster.
Earl Hepner counts: 3.
Alexei Romanov throws Dale Anderson into the guardrail.
Earl Hepner counts: 4.
Alexei Romanov hits Dale Anderson with a superkick.
Alexei Romanov reenters the ring.
Dale Anderson follows him back in.
Alexei Romanov is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Alexei Romanov hits a superkick on Dale Anderson.
Alexei Romanov executes a superkick on Dale Anderson.
A small "Alexei Romanov" chant is being started.
Alexei Romanov nails Dale Anderson with an atomic drop.
Alexei Romanov goes for a European uppercut, but Dale Anderson counters it with
a backslide.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dale Anderson throws Earl Hepner into the ringpost.
Earl Hepner is out cold.
Dale Anderson attempts to place Alexei Romanov on the turnbuckle, but
Alexei Romanov blocks it.
Dale Anderson climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Alexei Romanov nails him
in the stomach.
Dale Anderson falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Alexei Romanov executes the Exit Wound on Dale Anderson.
There is no referee to count.
Earl Hepner crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
Earl Hepner disqualifies Dale Anderson.
A small "Alexei Romanov" chant is being started.

*DING DING* 

HOWARD THE FINK: The winner is Alexei Romanov!

(Backstage, Alexei is heading from the ring after his victory against Dale
Anderson when he runs into Omori-san who has been waiting for him. Omori-san
greets him with a simple Japanese statement.)

ALEXEI: Simple enough, my friend. I have more important things to worry
about now.

(Omori-san inquires, offering his own thought.)

ALEXEI: You might think so, but no. I'm not concerned with Kevin Storm at
the moment. Should he show his face again, he'll regret it. If he doesn't,
then he'll be only the first of many who will no longer wrestle again once
they disrespect me. In fact, Omori-san, I'm much more concerned with my
match in three weeks.

(Omori-san asks the obvious.)

ALEXEI: Of course my Hardcore Title match. You see, Omori-san, I'm going to
expect you to give me the best possible training for this match. In fact...

(He stops though they're en route to the locker room and looks at
Omori-san.)

ALEXEI: Itameru fujimi.

(Omori-san gasps and begins to, obviously, plea with Alexei to reconsider,
continuing to repeat the word "gekitsuu".)

ALEXEI: I know what's involved. I want that belt, Omori-san, and I want to
show this company the true definition of hardcore wrestling. I need you to
get me back into shape for these matches. I want the itameru fujimi
training. We'll begin it tomorrow night.

(Omori-san asks, though still in Japanese, "Tomorrow?")

ALEXEI: Yes. Tomorrow. I have to change. We have an awards show to attend.

(Omori-san is puzzled as Alexei heads off, muttering the Japanese equivilent
of "But, I thought..")

(Fade...)

COUCH: We'll be right back!

JR: Ok, it's time for the Tag Team of the Year award. Here to present the award is one of the greatest tag teams of all time...THE EINSTEINER BROTHERS!

(The Michigan Wolverines' fight song plays as the Einsteiner's come to the podium.)

RICK: WOOF WOOF!

CROWD: WOOF WOOF!

SCOTT: The top nominees for Tag Team of the Year are:

Hardcore Harry/Shane Perish
Tamer/Vernon Vanderbilt
Scotty Scott/Ash

RICK: What about us?

SCOTT: We don't wrassle here no more!

RICK: That's no fair!

KING: Who is it going to be JR?

JR: I don't know, Tag Team of the Year is a pretty big award.

KING: I have my money on Ash and Scotty Scott, after all they are the Tag
Team Champions.

JR: Okay King, listen up here it is..

(The camera pans around to the only three nominees, Ash and Scotty have the
Tag Team Titles sitting on their table, Tamer and Vernon have their heads
bowed down, and Harry and Shane and looking up at the podium nervously)

SCOTT: And the winner is ... (Tears open envelope) ... with 50% of the vote...Scotty Scott/Ash

(Ash looks around like what is going on here. Scotty just smiles. They get up and shake hands. Judge, Witherspoon, and Donnie stand up and shake their hands congratulating them. They walk up to the podium and look at the awards sitting on the podium.)

(The camera then pans over to Hardcore Harry
and Tamer who can't believe it, Harry is screaming as Shane seems to be
explaining himself to Tobey Miliken)

(The camera shows Harry jump up from the table and walk away as the other
Union members watch him leave)

Ash: This award just goes to show everyone what we’ve been telling everyone all along. We are the most dominate tag force this federation has ever seen. We may have gotten a late start this year, but I can guarantee you that next year there won’t be any other names on this list to vote for. You’re witnessing the future, and we’re it.

Scotty: When I first started thinkin' 'bout who I wanted ta get as muh partna... I could not have found a betta partna. Ash has time in and time out stood by me. Ash has been one ta always tell me what he thought was best not just for the team we made but the Syndicate as well. Winnin' this award just means that what Ash and I thought might stir thin's up paided off.

(They take their awards and walk off.)

JR: And now for our next award...the Most Hated Wrestler of the Year Award ... here are two of the most hated men in pro wrestling history...Rick Flare and Randal Savage!

(Pomp and Circumstances plays as Flare and savage come to the podioum.)

FLARE: WOOOOOO!

SAVAGE: Ooooooh, yeah!!

FLARE: The top nominees for Most Hated Wrestler of the Year are;

Hardcore Harry
Master Z
Scotty Scott
Tobey Miliken

And Cash Flo who is DQed for being no longer active!

SAVAGE: And the winner is...(tears open the envelope)... with over 60% of the vote ... Tobey Milliken!

(Tobey makes his way up to the podium. He grabs the award and holds it up high.)

Tobey: There are two compliments one can recieve in this sport. One is "I love that guy." The other is "I HATE that guy." To be in a catagory with men like my fellow stable mate Hardcore Harry and the man that has been world champion most of 2004 Master Z, just goes to show what an accomplishment I have made in 2004. It just goes to show that a rookie can make big strides. It also just goes to show how great a wrestler and entertainer I am. I am a wonderful man. You can't deny it. I am not only one of the most hated wrestlers in this fed, but in the world.
This past year, I have pulled some wonderful feats. I became not only the TV Champion, but the greatest TV champion...EVER. And in 2005 I will make a run at the world title. That's right Master Z, step aside cause Tobey has the inside track and is making the turn by first kicking the stuffing out of Ezekiel at Bedlam Bowl and taking the Intercontinental Title. Then after I defend that title for a while I am making a quick chase to the World title.
In closing, while I was in a catagory with some great wrestlers, none of them had the testicular fortitude that I have. I was the only one with the guts to beat Lowedown's old lady and pee on her. Though I think she rather enjoyed it. Only I had the guts to take on the meanest wrestler in this business Master Z, on the roof of the Madison Square Garden. And of course only I had the courage to fight two men in a match known as "The Darkside Chamber Match." A match that had never been done before in the BMWF and probably never will again, and I pinned both of my lousy opponents. Why am I the most hated? Cause I am the greatest and in 2005 you will see my greatness. I would say thank you, but why should I thank you, I earned it all myself. Stay tuned in 2005.

JR: We'll be right back!

JR: Folks, earlier in the evening we were supposed to have the Staff Member of the Year award, but BMWF CEO Bruiser has delayed the presenting of that award for some unknown reason!

KING: He just wants to steal the spotlight from everybody else!

JR: I'm sure there are those out there that will think that, but it remains to be seen. Anyway, now for our next award ... Most Popular Wrestler of the Year...here is arguably the most popular wrestler of all time...Hulkster Hogan!!

(Real American plays as Hulkster Hogan comes to the stage weaning a red, white and blue tux. He does his usual routine for a couple of minutes, then the music dies off.)

HULKSTER: Let me tell you something, brothers! The top nominees for Most Popular Wrestler are:

Ezekiel
Kolic
Lowedown
Master Z
Tamer
Vernon Vanderbilt

And the winner is...(tears open the envelope)...with 60% of the vote...Lowedown!

(Lowedown slowly looks up and leans over to kiss his wife. Lowedown rises to his feet and shakes hands with his brother Dozer and then shakes hands with Dreadnaught before making his way up to the podium. Lowedown looks around at the audience before accepting his Blammy...)

Lowedown:Well, I can honestly say that this was not much of a shocker since I have all the peeps around the world and in this crowd backing me up!

(Crowd pops)

Lowedown:But I think the reason why I am the most popular in the BMWF is because I am a "people" person.

King:Did he say he was a "people" person?

JR:The fans do love him!

Lowedown:But tonight, I am the most popular wrestler is because I am not afraid to speak my mind and allow me to say this to a certain someone in the crowd tonight.

(Lowedown points right towards Master Z and gives him a crooked smile...)

Lowedown:Sooner or later...your @$$ is mine!

(Lowedown picks up his Blammy award and holds it high to show the audience before he is escorted off the stage...)

(Master Z stands up and his chair falls to the floor behind him. Master Z begins yelling in Lowedown’s direction.)

Master Z: You deserve that award, Lowe! You’re nothing but a big baby! Walking around backstage kissing everyone’s *BLEEP*! No wonder they all vote for you! They don’t fear you, they don’t respect you, they all see you as their little brother! You’re soft Lowedown! You’re lucky I’m all dressed up or I’d beat that award over your fat head!

(Master Z brushes off his suit and sits down.)

JR: We'll be right back!

JR: And now it's time for the Wrestler of the Year award! Here to present it...The Rock and Darklord!

(The Darklord's jazzed up theme plays as he and The Rock come to the stage.)

ROCK: And now the nominees for Jabronie of the Year!

DARKLORD: Foolish mortal! This is for the Wrestler of the Year...the best of the best!

ROCK: Well, answer the Rock this, big guy! What is your name?

DARKLORD: I am...

ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, JABRONIE!

CROWD: HA HA HA!

(Darklord looks at the Rock as if he's ready to tear the Great One's head off.)

ROCK: Oh, wait! Now the  remembers you! Yeah, yeah! You're one of those goofy looking red eyed CGI'd Cylons from that ne Battlestar Galactica series!

CROWD: HA HA HA!

ROCK: The Rock was asked to be the star of that monkey nipple of a remake, but the show sucked so much that the Rock was afraid it would kill his movie career!

CROWD: HA HA HA!

DARKLORD: SILENCE, STUPID MORTAL! It is now time for the Wrestler of the Year Award. The top nominees are:

Ezekiel
Lowedown
Master Z
Scotty Scott
Tamer

ROCK: And the winner is...(tears open the envelope)...another tie! With 28.5% of the vote each...Master Z and Lowedown!

(Lowedown looks around at the people at his table and then suddenly leaps up onto the table and raises his arms high in the air before jumping back down and making his way towards the podium. Lowedown stops and looks towards Master Z before stepping up to the podium...)

JR:Lowedown is obviously proud about winning this award!

King:I should have won it to be honest!

(Lowedown looks at the Blammy and then looks towards his wife before blowing her a kiss...)

Lowedown:I cannot say that I won this award without the help of alot of people here tonight. What I say here tonight may seem like I have lost my mind, but that's why I have a doctor's visit next week at Bedlam.

(Crowd laughs...)

Lowedown:First of all, I need to thank the fans for believing in me throughout these years. Without them, I wouldn't be here.

(Crowd pops..)

Lowedown:Without my family, I wouldn't be here.

(Another crowd pop...)

Lowedown:And without some of these wrestlers here tonight, I would not be here.

King:Huh?

JR:I think I know what he means.

Lowedown:I would like to thank Scotty Scott.

(Camera pans towards Scotty...)

Lowedown:A man who taught me alot about the business and alot about what I could be if I put my heart and soul into this business. Maverick, my good friend who has stood by me even when I made stupid mistakes in and out of the wrestling ring. I owe a great deal to him and he will always be a true friend to me no matter what.

(Pause)

Lowedown:And Dread, you stopped me from retiring. You were the one who told me it wasn't my time and I thank you for each day I stand in this ring, I owe it to you for being the one who restored my confidence. I can't thank you enough.

(Lowedown is about to leave when he suddenly turns back around...)

Lowedown:Oh and I owe you one Z. I owe you for making it my mission now to beat you and become the new World champion. I owe you the most pain @$$whoopin' the next time we meet in the ring. That is the Lowedown on that. Thank you.

(Master Z stands and walks up to accept his award.)

Master Z: I am the wrestler of the year! I am the wrestler of ANY year for that matter! Who has had as much success as me? Nobody! Who has held more titles than me? Nobody! Who has the most experience in this federation? I do!

JR: Can you say “conceited?”

Master Z: I hold this world title I am nothing less than the greatest wrestler of all time! Look at Lowedown over there. I see a tear in his eye. He wants this award all to himself but deep down he knows that I am twice the wrestler he is!

(Lowedown starts to go for Master Z, but the officials step in.)

JR: We'll be right back!

KING: Now for our final award...

BRUISER: Hold up right here!

JR: What is up with this?

BRUISER: The next award was for Staff Member of the Year, but we all know who's gonna win it, don't we?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: That's right, so it really doesn't matter. What does matter is that I have an announcement to make here and I'm going to be shooting right from the hip here.

Firstly, thanks to all who RPed even if your Rp wasn't used.

Secondly, this is going to be the last BMWF Awards show. That's right. Now, I'll tell you why.

This was supposed to be a fun little show giving honor to the best of the BMWF, but, unfortunately, too many people took this thing too personally. There's people quitting because they didn't like what awards they were nominated for. There were people no longer in the BMWF getting mad because they weren't nominated. There were people getting mad because their friends not in the BMWF weren't nominated. There were people in the BMWF who were mad because they weren't nominated. This thing has done nothing but cause hard feelings between certain people.

So enjoy your awards because they are going to be the last such things in the BMWF!

(The camera closes in on Bruiser's disgusted-looking face as we fade....)

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