BMWF Bedlam Part II

Date : 1/12/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Riverside Centroplex Baton Rouge Louisiana

("Victory" blasts over the PA system. The lights immediately dim. The crowd begins to boo and hiss. Master Z, engulfed in white spotlights, struts down the the ring with microphone in hand.)

JR: Here comes Master Z.

KING: He obviously has something to say!

(Master Z arrives at the ring. He climbs up the ring steps and enters the squared circle.)

JR: Master Z is taking a few seconds to flex for the booing audience! Now let's hear what he has to say!

Master Z: Lowedown, my good pal, it looks as if I'm the number one contender. You... you sit somewhere in the back in the arms of the lovely flame sweating cold! You know that you will soon be the number one loser!

(The crowd bood.)

Master Z: How nice that world title looks around my waist! How it adds that perfect touch to my chiseled physique! It's true Lowedown, I'm no stranger to being the BMWF World Champion!

(Master Z takes off his shades, climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, and flexes for the crowd.)

Master Z: As a matter of fact I am the greatest champion ever to grace a BMWF ring!

(The crowd boos loudly)

Master Z: Go ahead and boo me! Go ahead and prove your ignorance! We all know that Lowe stands no chance against the immortal Master Z!

JR: Master Z is making some pretty heavy statements here, King!

Master Z: Lowedown, you can't run from me! You can't hide from me! I'm coming to get you tonight! It's time, Lowedown, it's time that I show you just how hopeless your situation is!

(Master Z spikes the microphone in the center of the ring with a loud thud. The crowd boos Master Z as he exits the ring.)

JR: Master Z has promised to confront Lowedown here tonight, King!

KING: He said Lowedown can't run or hide... I saw he's screwed, JR! HA HA HA

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of Sturgis, SD...
Weighing in at 270 pounds...

Scotty Scott

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as Scotty Scott walks out to the cheers of the fans. He stands there with the infamous black towel drapped over his head. His fists taped up with the number 13 on his left hand and the letters FTW on his right. He stands there as the fans go blastic. He glares into the ring like a wild animal about to be set lose. He begins to power walk down to the ring. As he steps through the ring ropes the cheers get louder. Scotty walks to the center of the ring and folds his arms and listens to the cheers.)

Scotty: Ya know... The more I'm 'round the BMWF the more I see young guys come after me. Truck, ya never been in this ring wit me.... But tanight ya get a lesson. Ya gonna get a taste of muh pain. Ya gonna get a taste of why they call me the most miserable SOB in the world. Truck, I ain't got anythin' 'gainst ya... Ya got bad timin' is all. Ya picked the time in muh life that would not be to yer benefit. But ya know I was thinkin' 'bout somethin'.... Latino Heat... I heard the rumors how ya blame me for ya own mistakes... Listen up man... Yer mistakes are ya own. They are the only thin's in life ya can honestly say that are ya own and ya don't have ta buy them or earn them. But the rick is ta learn from them... It is pretty plain that ya ain't learned nothin'.... So Heat be careful what'cha wish for... Ya just may be gettin' it sooner than ya expect. Truck... Beat me... If ya can... Survive... If I let ya....

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
From Breaux Bridge, LA...
Weighing in at 346 pounds...

Truck

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Truck kicks Scotty Scott.
A portion of the crowd is booing Truck.
Scotty Scott kicks Truck.
Scotty Scott punches Truck.
A small "Scotty Scott" chant is being started.
Scotty Scott chops Truck.
Scotty Scott gets a chokehold on Truck.
Al Johnson warns Scotty Scott to let go.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three, four.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three, four.
Scotty Scott hits a bodyslam on Truck.
Scotty Scott is going for the pin.
Al Johnson counts: One, kickout.

JR: Truck has been just dominated by Scotty thus far in this match up.

King: I wouldn't say that. Truck has had a few moments.

JR: Scotty takes Truck down with a single leg takedown and followed it up with a series of forearm smashes to the back of the head.

King: But Truck is trying to get up.

JR: Scotty is now straddling the back of Truck and just dropped all of his weight onto the small of the back on Truck.

Scotty Scott goes for a sleeperhold, but Truck blocks it.
Truck hits a scoop slam on Scotty Scott.
Truck smacks Scotty Scott with a devastating clothesline .
Truck covers Scotty Scott.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Truck hits Scotty Scott with a double ax handle chop.
Truck catches Scotty Scott in a sleeperhold.
Al Johnson asks Scotty Scott if he should stop the fight.
Scotty Scott shakes his head.
Scotty Scott tries to escape the hold.
Scotty Scott gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 27 seconds.
Truck runs into the ropes.
Scotty Scott hits Truck with a kick.
Scotty Scott executes a Russian legsweep on Truck.
Scotty Scott goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Truck counters it with
a facerake.
Truck gets a bearhug on Scotty Scott.
Scotty Scott reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Truck punches Scotty Scott.
A portion of the crowd is booing Truck.
Truck punches Scotty Scott.
Truck acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Truck goes for a powerslam, but Scotty Scott counters it with a lariat.
Scotty Scott covers Truck.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott puts Truck in a crossface chickenwing.
Truck manages to grab the ropes after 6 seconds.
Scotty Scott hits a Death Valley Driver on Truck.
Scotty Scott is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Scotty Scott goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Truck counters it with
a bulldog.
In turn, Scotty Scott counters it with a low blow.
Scotty Scott puts Truck in a chokehold.
Al Johnson warns Scotty Scott to let go.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Scotty Scott nails Truck with an eye gouge.

JR: Scotty has Truck near the ropes.

King: Let me guess... An Irish whip.

JR: Scotty has Truck's throat on the top rope and is choking the life right out of him.

King: This referee should do something.

JR: Scotty brings him off the ropes unceremoniously.

King: Scotty is just disregarding the rule book here tonight.

JR: Scotty has been under alot of stress in the last few months.

King: But does that warrant this?

JR: Scotty has Truck trapped in the Scottamission.

King: This could be the end for Truck.

JR: Truck tries to fight the pain.
Truck submits after 8 seconds.
The crowd is giving Scotty Scott a standing ovation.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Scotty Scott!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The camera cuts to the Riverside Centroplex parking lot where a taxi cab pulls up and parks in-between two cars. The back door flies open, hitting the car next to it. The Judge steps out of the car with the BMWF Hardcore title slung over his shoulder and his luggage in his hand. He takes off his silver-rimmed sunglasses and looks at the large dent he has made in the car next to him.)

Judge: I have no time for this.

(The Judge reaches into his wallet and tosses the taxi cab driver some money. He then takes some more money out and tucks it under the windshield wipers of the car he dented. Michael Bole runs over to The Judge.)

Bole: Judge! Judge! Why are you so late?

Judge: I was just getting some things set up for a...surprise later on.

Bole: Surprise? There is a rumor going around that you are the one that is behind those weird Bedlam Bowl commercials.

Judge: Michael, when's my match?

Bole: I'm not sure Judge, but I think it's coming up soon!

(The Judge stares wide-eyed at Michael Bole before heading into the arena at a full sprint as the camera fades.)

>>>

( The Eco-System is walking around backstage whistling when they are
approached by Kolic.)

Inferno: Hey Kolic. What's up man-

Kolic: Don't give me that, you condesending pale-faced piles of monkey
(BLEEP)! Did you think I was just going to ignore what you said about me out there?

Mineral: So what? Are you saying it's not true? We know you're talented,
Kolic, but you can't say you got where you got all on your own!

Kolic: All on my own, maybe not, but through my own devices! How dare you
think that you two fools outsmarted "The BMWF's Smartest Man"! I was gven that
moniker for a reason, you know!

Inferno: All right, then enlighten us.

Kolic: Why did you train me when there was no money involved? Why did you
help me out under those stupid hoods as "Hellfire And Brimstone"? Because I
played with your mind! I gave you the thrill of thinking you were controlling
someone, which I know you
wanted so DEARLY once you discovered Mafioso and Ignition were insubordinate!

Mineral: Fine, so maybe we were a little vulunerable. But we still controlled
your career from there-

Kolic: Are you joking? I LET you bring me where ever you went. Even after I
spurned you, you still tried to take me as high as possible. You two were like
parents who simply could NOT stand to see their child languish. Why should I
have worked for a higher position when I could just let you get me into TCW?
Why should I have worked for the Bedlam Bowl when I knew you'd get me there? You
always think one step ahead, but I think two.

Inferno: Why you little-(stops for a second)-GENIUS! (Crowd boos) My gosh,
you've planned a good porion of this out! Well, we might as well take you to
that higher stage....Kolic, do you accept our offer from before?

Kolic: Which was that again?

Mineral: If you help Inferno in the Bedlam Bowl, we guide you to the light
heavyweight title.

Kolic: (Laughs) Well, I don't need to be guided, I think perfectly fine on my
own. But...I could use the muscle and connections you guys provide....I may
hate myself for it, but why not? Only thing is, if it comes down to Inferno and
I, don't ask me to
take a dive.

Inferno: Wouldn't dream of it. (Shakes Kolic's hand.) If a revolution is to
begin, let it begin tonight.

Kolic: Indeed. (Kolic walks off, leaving the Eco-System smiling. They walk
off whistling once more.)

FADE

LILLY: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 706 pounds...
Inferno... Kolic... Mineral

PA: ECO-LIFE! WELCOME TO ECONOMICS 101!

("Stunt 101" by G-Unit plays over the PA system as the Eco-System comes out
in their suits and sunglasses. They throw open their suits to reveal their tag
title belts as the crowd cheers.)

PA:I'll teach you how to stunt,My wrists stay rocked up,My TV's pop up in a
Maybach benz
I'll teach you how to stunt,*BLEEP* you can't see me,My bently GT got smoke
gray tints, I'll teach you how to stunt

(The Eco-System walks down to ringside, high-fiving fans as they walk. All
three of them slide into the ring, and Inferno and Mineral climb the turnbuckles
and pose as Aquatic poses in the center of the ring. Inferno grabs a
microphone.)

Inferno: Yo, yo, yo.....sup with all the Ecolytes in Baton Rouge? (Big pop)
That's cool....as you all can tell, we've got some new duds. But our most
favorite new accessories just happen to be....the tag titles! Now last week, a
little thing happened after we won our titles back thanks to a hard-fought victory
over Rock Star Inc. You see, Tai Hashi was most unfortunately attacked by the
man you see next to us, Kolic. (Crowd boos) But after Kolic attacked him with
a lead pipe, the ambulance Tai was in was
hit by a speeding semi. (Shakes head) So as you see, we're not going to have
Rock Star Inc. as opponents for a long time if ever again.

Mineral: Which gives us a little problem. You see, these shiny little belts
don't mean anything if we're not going out there every night defending them
against all odds. Now, it has come to my attention that both Los Guererros and
Team Beautiful have their hearts set on beating us and regaining the tag
titles.We enjoy the resurgance of competition, but we don't want to be let down like
the last time we beat both teams cleanly and easily. So we're extending a
proposition-in the interest of providing the
most exciting and competitve match for the Bedlam Bowl, we would like to see
Team Beautiful vs. Los Guererros on Bedlam next week.

Aquatic: So basically, if you guys fufill this quite easy requirement, the
winning team will be given an automatic title shot against my boys at Bedlam
Bowl. So, if you want this chance for redemption, I suggest you all sign the
match ASAP. That it, Inferno?

Inferno: Very nice honey, but just one more thing.......(throws head back) IF
YOU FEEL IT, SAY IT....

Crowd/Eco-System: ECO-LIFE!

(The Bruisertron shows the following message:)

2 late
+2 win
4 you it’s over

(“Yesterday” by StainD plays over the PA, and the crowd starts to boo.)

You don’t know what you put me through
But it’s okay, I’ve forgiven you
But in some way, I hope it (BLEEP) with you
Hope it (BLEEP) with you

(Kolic walks to the ring and sneers at the crowd. He jumps off the top rope
and savate kicks the air.)

Yesterday
A boy and already afraid
Locked deep inside, my place to hide
To hide from how you made me feel

Kolic: Hold on, before I start, I have a message for all my fans:

(The Bruisertron fades to black, and a typical announcer’s voice comes over
the PA)

PA: Are you tired of stupid wrestlers that only drag the show into the
intellectual gutter?

(Pictures of various BMWF wrestlers appear)

PA: Are you disgusted by people who can barely tie their own shoes, let
alone wrestle?

(An obviously Photoshopped picture of The Dawg reading a book with a
strained look on his face shows, causing the audience to laugh)

PA: And just what is the book he can’t seem to read?

(Cat in the Hat shows on the Bruisertron)

PA: It’s time for someone with real intelligence, with a mental wit sharper
than any sword, to lead the BMWF into the future!

(Pictures of Kolic in various intellectual and leadership poses)

PA: Kolic: He’s smarter than you! (Paid for by Kolic, because everyone else
is a cheap (BLEEP)hole.)

Kolic: I think that says it all. Let’s get this match started!

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 682 pounds...
La Pakka... Rey Bucanerro... Tazan Boy... THE UNION

("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Team Beautiful make their way down to the ring. They stop halfway down to the ring and the music stops. The lights go out and suddenly a spotlight hits the top of the ramp as "Thriller" by MIchael Jackson blasts over the PA. La Pakka is seen dancing in the spotlight. He begins to make his way down to the ring. Once at ringside, he joins Team Beautifulk and they enter the ring. They all begin to dance a little. La Pakka walks over to Kolic and points to his chest. Kolic looks and gets the finger flicked into his face.)

Pakka: That is the oldest joke of all time.

Rey: No... Eco System are the oldest jokes in the book.

Tazan: No... They routine is old and tired is all.

Pakka: It seems that they were once enemies and now are all buddy buddy.

Rey: We were like that in Mexico.

Pakka; Everyone here doesn't know that.

Tazan: Good point.

Rey: But tonight we will show the entire world that we are the rightful; kings of the BMWF Tag Team divison.

Tazan: We have been thinking about this alot. We want those titles and we still don't care who we have to go through to get them back. But tonight we start our way back to the top.

Pakka: Amigos, I just want some gold.

Rey: Soon essa. Soon.

Tazan: You are a proven talent and soon you will have your first title in the BMWF.

Pakka; But tonight we have Eco System and Kolic.

Rey: A couple of tree lovers and a guy that has the same name a disease for dogs.

Pakka: A dog huh?

Tazan: Oh no... Not again.

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

Inferno rears back and slaps Rey Buccannero across the face.
Rey attempts to reciprocate, but Inferno ducks and goes behind Rey.
Inferno executes a release German.

JR: Inferno is so good at getting opponents riled up enough to lose focus!

(Inferno throws rey chest first into the turnbuckles. he runs at Rey and
spears him in the back, causing Rey to yell in pain.)

King: Ouch! I felt that!

JR: Inferno working over Rey's back here....

Inferno hoists Rey up and executes a vertical suplex.
Inferno whips Rey into the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster.
Inferno goes for the cover but Rey kicks out at two.

JR: What's Inferno doing? He's taking both of Rey's legs, but he can't low
blow him without DQ!

(Inferno switches Rey over to a Boston Crab. Rey screams in pain.)

JR: Rey Bucanerro makes it to the ropes after 10 seconds.
Rey Bucanerro takes Inferno down with a flying dropkick.
A small "Rey Bucanerro" chant is being started.
Rey Bucanerro places Inferno on the turnbuckle.
Rey Bucanerro nails Inferno with a superplex.
Rey Bucanerro hits a spinning leg lariat on Inferno.
Rey Bucanerro hits a dropkick on Inferno.
Rey Bucanerro nails Inferno with a flying bodypress.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Rey Bucanerro throws Inferno out of the ring.
Rick Patrick counts: one, two, three, four, Inferno reenters the ring.
Rey Bucanerro gets a choke against the ropes on Inferno.
Rick Patrick warns Rey Bucanerro to let go.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three, four.
Rey Bucanerro executes the Death Valley Bomb on Inferno.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Rey Bucanerro tags out to Tazan Boy.
Tazan Boy takes Inferno down with a flying dropkick.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tazan Boy.
Rey Bucanerro enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tazan Boy and Rey Bucanerro whip Inferno into the ropes.
Tazan Boy and Rey Bucanerro hit Inferno with a double dropkick.
Kolic enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Rey Bucanerro sets up Inferno on the turnbuckle.
Rey Bucanerro uses a superplex on Inferno.
Rey Bucanerro is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tazan Boy takes Inferno down with a flying dropkick.
The crowd is cheering on Tazan Boy.
Rey Bucanerro leaves the ring.
Tazan Boy goes for a flying dropkick, but Aquatic shoves him off the turnbuckle.
Rick Patrick threatens Inferno with disqualification.
Inferno tags out to Kolic.

JR: Tazan Boy tags in La Pakka. Kolic’s yelling at a fan, turn around! Pakka
charges at Kolic...who holds the top rope down! Pakka goes flying to the
outside!

Kolic: You can’t sneak up on me! I’m the World’s Smartest Man!

JR: Kolic berating Pakka for falling for the trick! Kolic handstands on the
top rope, what is he doing?

King: It looks like he’s taking gymnastic lessons on the side! Don’t know
how that will help him here!

JR: Wow! Kolic swings through the ropes for a baseball slide! Is there a
name for that?

King: I don’t know! That’s never been done before! Maybe for good reason!
HAHA!

JR: Kolic is slamming Pakka’s face in the barrier! Pakka is dazed, and Kolic
walks behind the steel steps. Kolic runs, jumps off the top step, and hits a
dropkick! Pakka goes into the crowd! Tazan Boy leaps to hit Kolic, but Kolic
ducks, and Tazan hits Pakka by mistake! Eco joins Kolic in laughing at Pakka
and Tazan!

They all get back into the ring.

JR: La Pakka has Kolic near the ropes. Irish whip sending Kolic into the farside ropes. La Pakka side steps him and kicks him in the hamstring.

King: I know where this is going.

JR: Kolic hits the ropes upside down and lands on his head.

King: Hahahaha. Look what La Pakka is doing.

JR: La Pakka has just gotten on his hands and knees like a dog and rushes over to Kolic... Well needless to say... La Pakka is mimicking a dog next to a fire hydrant. Team Beautiful are in their corner and are laughing at Kolic.

King: That is disgusting. That is just sick. Hahaha.

JR: And you are encouraging him by laughing.

La Pakka tags out.
Tazan Boy goes for a dropkick, but Kolic side-steps and Tazan Boy only hits air.
Kolic nails Tazan Boy with spinning headscissors.
Kolic covers Tazan Boy.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.

Tags are made!

Mineral and La Pakka are in!
Mineral is stomping on La Pakka in the corner.
Mineral snap suplexes La Pakka out of the corner.
La Pakka runs at Mineral, but Mineral sticks his fist out and La Pakka runs
into it.

King: HA HA! Moron!

(Mineral whips La Pakka into the ropes and catches him with a sidewalk slam.
Mineral goes for the cover, but La Pakka kicks out.)

JR: Although their build is similar, Mineral and Inferno have very different
styles!

Mineral lifts La Pakka up and hits a Boulder-Than-Thou.

KING: Someday you'll have to remind me of what that is, JR!

JR: Mineral positions La Pakka for a powerbomb, and sends Pakka flying out of the
ring.

King: Thanks for coming Pakka! HA HA!

JR: La Pakka gets back into the ring after an 8 count.

Tags are made!

JR: Kolic is tagged in! Kolic is stomping a mudhole in Rey! Kolic picks up Rey and whips
him to the ropes, but Rey reverses. Rey attempts a clothesline...WHOA! Kolic
swung under Rey’s arm and hit a dropkick on Rey’s back! I’ve never seen
athleticism like that!

King: He looks like a member of the Cirque du Soliel!

JR: The Circle of Gordon Solie?

KING: Is that what I said?

JR: Kolic jumps on the second rope and hits a heel kick to Rey’s face! Rey
falls back on the turnbuckle. Kolic hits some headbutts, then chokes Rey
with his foot. He waits until the ref gets to 4 and lets it go...then
reapplies it! He’s clearly toying with the ref! He lets go again and hits a
spinning heel kick! Kolic tags in Mineral, then climbs the turnbuckle.
Mineral lifts Rey for a suplex...OH MY GOD! Kolic just shoved Rey down as
Mineral fell back!

One, two, shoulder up!

Kolic tags in Inferno.

JR: Kolic is outside the ring nursing a damaged ego as Inferno and Mineral try and take Team Beautiful down.

King: This could be the end of these Mexicans claim to be the best tag team in the BMWF finally.

JR: Inferno gets sent into the corner. Mineral is sent right behind them. Their chest slam together.

King: Come Eco System!!! You can do better than that!!!!

JR: Mineral falls backward and lands on his back as Inferno falls forward and lands head first in the... Well King I'll let you call this.

King: HIs head just made Mineral sing a higher pitch!!!!!

JR: Inferno tags in Kolic.

Tazan Boy nails Kolic with a forearm to the back.

JR: Tazan Boy has Kolic on the top rope.

King: Come on Kolic... I know you can do it.

JR: Kolic pushes Tazan Boy off the top rope.

King: YEAH!!!!!

JR: Tazan Boy landed on his feet and dropkicked Kolic. Kolic is hanging upside down on the outside of the ring.

King: NO!!!!!

JR: Rey has gotten over to Kolic and nails Kolic with a dropkick to the face.

King: Here comes Inferno!!!!

JR: La Pakka and Tazan Boy hit Inferno with a double clothesline sending him out of the ring!!!!

King: Here comes Mineral!!!!

JR: Drop toe hold on Mineral by La Pakka.

King: NO!!!!

JR: A THREE MAN MEXICAN STANDOFF!!!!!!!

Team Beautiful and La Pakka celebrate for 30 seconds.

Mineral DDT's Tazan Boy in the center of the ring.
Mineral picks Tazan up and executes the boulder-than-Tou.
Mineral tags Kolic in.

JR: What are Mineral and Kolic going to do here?

(Mineral whispers something into Kolic's ear. and they give Tazan a
double-snap suplex.)

JR: I know they're planning something now!

Mineral and Kolic whip Tazan into the ropes.
Mineral and Kolic bounce off the far ropes and run toward Tazan Boy.
Kolic and Mineral catch Tazan Boy with a simultanious Binary Blast and
Avalanche, K.O.ing tazan and smashing him to the mat.

JR: BINARY BLAST AND AN AVALANCHE! WHAT AN AMAZING DOUBLE TEAM!

Kolic goes for the cover on Tazan Boy.
Rey Buccannerro and La Pakka attempt to interfere, but Inferno and Mineral
catch them both with spears.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
Many fans are booing Kolic.

Lilly: Here are your winners......The Eco-System and Kolic!

("Yesterday" by StainD plays as the Eco-System and Kolic leave triumphntly,
with their arms (and in the Eco-System's case, title belts as well) raised in
victory.)

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

*Sometime before the show*


(The Dawgs sitting on his front porch, when a cars pulls into the drive. The Dawg gets to his feet and walks to the edge of the porch.)

The Dawg: Hey! I’m glad you could make it.

Cameraman: I’ll get my stuff and be ready to go in just a minute.

The Dawg: I’m going to have you set up inside where it’s warmer.

Cameraman: Good idea.

(Short pause)

The Dawg: Are you ready?

Cameraman: Lets roll’em! Take #1

The Dawg: Master Z! I’ve been waiting a long time, and finally I have a match with you.

Cameraman: Dang! You got a match with the Z-man?

The Dawg: Quite! Let me finish. Now Master Z! I’m not a scientific wrestler, I just like to get out there and mix it up. But to night, I’m going to focus on ya, and if it goes like I plan, I’m going to win this match.

Cameraman: You really think you can beat Master Z ?

The Dawg: D o you mind?

Cameraman: Sorry.

The Dawg: So Master Z! When the bell rings, I want ya to show me what ya got, because I’ll be ready for ya and I plan on putting those shoulders down for the three count.

Cameraman: Is that it?

The Dawg: Master Z! YOU’RE GOING DOWN!



(O-K, cut and print it.)

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

(The Lights go out as Lightning Bolt signs flash all through the crowd and "Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX blares throughout the arena. A spotlight is seen on the entrance ramp as White Lightning and Big Kev Nash walk out. White Lightning and Big Kev walk down the ramp and enter the ring. White Lightning grabs a mic from ringside as the lights turn back on.)

White Lightning: Louisiana, Even though LSU won the Sugar Bowl, you all still…..SUCK!!

(Extremely loud boos from the crowd.)

White Lightning: Now that we are all on the same page, I only have one thing on my mind tonight and that is Dovekind and Darklord. They are all that stands in my way of getting into the Bedlam Bowl. You see people, it is my destiny to not only get into the Bedlam Bowl, but to walk out victorious. I am a born winner and "chosen" to rule the BMWF along with my bWo counterparts! Dovekind and Darklord might be legends, but they will prove to be no match for the true legend and "career killer" that I am!

(White Lightning hands the mic to Big Kev.)

Big Kev: All of you just need to pipe down! Once me and Lightning beat these guys tonight and get into the Bedlam Bowl. Lightning will have the equalizer in the match, I will be in there to help him win. He paid me to be his bodyguard and in that match, NO ONE is going to eliminate him!

(Big Kev hands the mic back over to White Lightning.)

White Lightning: Darklord and Dovekind, both of you….SUCK!!

(Big Kev grabs the mic.)

Kev: And that is just TOOOOO SWEEEEEEET!!!

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare throughout the arena as White Lightning and Big Kev walk up the ramp to the backstage area.)

LILLY: This contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall.

Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Elektroshock

("High Voltage" by AC?DC blasts over the PA as Eletroshock makes his way down to the ring. The fans cheer him as he makes his way into the ring. Serveral fans around the ring have signs that Elektroshock is a future champion.)

Elektroshock: I see that may of you know deep down that I will hold gold here soon. I know it. You know it..... I would even say that many of the champions here know it. But tonight, I will prove that I am on my way to winning my first title. Vernon, I thank you for allowing me a chance to prove to you and everyone just that I am what I say. Vernon, I respect you. You have beaten the odds here in the BMWF just like my amigos Team Beautiful have. You have proven you had what it takes to get a title here. IF I even show good against you... I will prove the same. That the name Elektroshock belongs in the same breathe as Vernon Vanderbilt, Eco System, Fujita, and Ignition. I will prove that I am deserving of a title shot.


LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
Fighting out of San Francisco, CA...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

The BMWF Intercontinental Champion...
"Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt


*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Elektroshock goes for a powerslam, but Vernon Vanderbilt counters it with
a lariat.
Truck comes to ringside.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Elektroshock with a DDT.
The chants for Vernon Vanderbilt are deafening.
Vernon Vanderbilt whips Elektroshock into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits a huricanrana on Elektroshock.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Elektroshock with spinning heel kick.
The chants for Vernon Vanderbilt are deafening.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Elektroshock with a Russian legsweep.
Vernon Vanderbilt blows kisses and points to the stars.
The crowd is behind Vernon Vanderbilt all the way.
Vernon Vanderbilt uses a DDT on Elektroshock.
The crowd is behind Vernon Vanderbilt all the way.
Vernon Vanderbilt blows kisses and points to the stars.
The crowd is behind Vernon Vanderbilt all the way.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a chokehold, but Elektroshock counters it with
a facerake.
Elektroshock hits Vernon Vanderbilt with a fist to the midsection.
Elektroshock runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt misses with a kick.
Elektroshock hits Vernon Vanderbilt with a shoulderblock.
Elektroshock executes a stomp on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Elektroshock locks Vernon Vanderbilt in a chokehold.
Joe Finch warns Elektroshock to let go.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three, four.
Elektroshock runs into the ropes.
Truck trips Elektroshock.
Joe Finch threatens Vernon Vanderbilt with disqualification.
Joe Finch warns Truck.
Joe Finch is back on the job.
Elektroshock uses a reverse neckbreaker on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Elektroshock goes for a punch, but Vernon Vanderbilt blocks it.
Vernon Vanderbilt whips Elektroshock into the ropes.
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde trips Elektroshock.
Joe Finch threatens Vernon Vanderbilt with disqualification.
Joe Finch warns Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde.
Joe Finch is back on the job.
Elektroshock begs off.
Vernon Vanderbilt uses a spear on Elektroshock.
Vernon Vanderbilt punches Elektroshock.
Elektroshock kicks Vernon Vanderbilt.
Elektroshock is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Elektroshock punches Vernon Vanderbilt.
Elektroshock sends Vernon Vanderbilt into the turnbuckle.
Elektroshock charges in with a clothesline, but Vernon Vanderbilt lifts his leg.
Vernon Vanderbilt kicks Elektroshock.
Vernon Vanderbilt chops Elektroshock.during the match...
JR: Vernon has been handing Elektroshock a severe beating.

King: But he just will not give up.

JR: Elektroshock has alot of heart and is showing the world that he feels that he has what it takes to own BMWF gold.

King: Oh no!!!!

JR: Elektroshock sends Vernon into the corner. Eletroshock follows in with a clothesline. Vernon falls forward.

King: I can't believe that he is making a coomeback!!!!

JR: Eletroshock has Vernon trapped in the center of the ring in the Electricution!!!!!
Joe Finch counts: One, two, Truck makes the save.
Joe Finch calls for the DQ.
Quite a few boos are audible.

*DING DING* LILLY: The winner is Elektroshock!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>> 

(Hardcore Harry is in his locker room getting ready for his match. He hears
a knock on the door.)

Hardcore: Who is it?

Voice: Open the door and find out.

(It sounds as if several ladies are outside the door. Harry smiles and gets
up to open the door. When he opens it he finds four beautiful women wearing
skimpy outfits.)

Harry: Ladies, you wanna come in?

(One of the girls starts talking)

Woman: Actually, someone wants to see you in the parking lot.

Hardcore: Parking lot?! Sounds like a set-up to me?

Woman: If it is a set-up, I will personally make you feel better.

(Harry’s demeanor goes from suspicious to happy.)

Harry: Lead the way.

(The girls grab Harry and lead him to the parking lot. He is still smiling
as he walks up on Ignition working on a car.)

Ignition: Harry.

Harry: Hey Iggy my man, good to see ya.

Ignition: Yeah man, its good to you see you, long time man.

Harry: Yeah I know things are running pretty slow with the Union.

Ignition: It was good while it lasted am I right man? I had my fun, and got
to hang out with some great guys, but you probably aren’t worried about that
right now. You are probably wondering why I had the girls bring ya down
here.

Harry: Yeah. . .

Ignition: You and I are going at it in a little bit and I wanted to talk to
ya. You see Harry, you have always treated me with respect, always as an
equal. When I was a new fish in this business, and you were the Hardcore
champ you never acted better then me. So tonight, I just wanna say that I am
going into that match with the utmost respect for you. When it is all said
and done I hope we can still be tight.

Harry: Yeah sure man no problem, every thing is biscuits and gravy, but I
did want to run a little something by you before the match.

(Harry looks to the camera giving it a weird look then leans over to
Ignition whispering something into his ear. Ignition looks surprised and
displeased)

Harry: So how about that deal?

Ignition: Ahhh, ummm, I guess Harry. Seeing as you have always been there
for me and all, I donno though.

(Ignition grabs his head and thinks, then looks up.)

Ignition: I guess Harry. . .

(Harry smiles and claps his hands together)

Harry: Great, your going to get pretty far making good decisions like that.
I will see ya in the ring man.

(Harry turns to the ladies and puts his arms around all of their shoulders
and tilts his head back smiling as he walks away)

Harry: God I love the Union!

(The camera then gets a shot of Ignition who looks disappointed and
confused)

KING: What could that have been about JR?

JR: I don’t know King but I am sure we are going to find out soon.

Fade……

(The scene opens in a hallway where Michael Bole is standing next to Tamer.)

Bole: I’m Michael Bole and I’m here with Tamer. Tamer how are you feeling
about the Tyrone situation?

Tamer: Bole we had a deal.

Bole: Okay, okay. Well you won’t be able to completely avoid the topic in
this interview anyway.

Tamer: Just the same. I’d like to just talk about what we agreed upon.

Bole: Okay. How do you feel about qualifying for the Bedlam Bowl?

Tamer: I feel awesome. It’s a great opportunity. It’s the beginning steeping
stone. Step one, qualify for the bowl. Step two; win the bowl, Step three,
wrestle in the main event at BruiserMania. Step four, walk away the World
Heavyweight Champion.

Bole: Are you disappointed about not walking away last week with the US
title?

Tamer: Well I mean of course I’m disappointed. But you know that match was
great. Back and forth. I was just trying to find away to finish off
Ignition. He’s a great wrestler. I went in the ring, hoping the ref would
stop the count. He didn’t, but I took a chance. It didn’t work out. That
happens sometimes. But you can never get anything without giving something.
I was just following the speech I gave to the rest of PT. I gave it all to
get what I wanted, this time it didn’t work out. Next time, who knows?

Bole: How do you feel about your match tonight, were you’ll be teaming up
with Rachel Pitt and Tyrone Smith to face Judge, Miss Moody, and The
Executioner?

Tamer: Well one partner I know I can trust. Rachel a competitor she enters
that ring gets the job done and moves on. I also know I can beat Judge and
Executioner, because I’ve done so in the past. But Tyrone Smith is
unpredictable. I don’t think I can trust him, because I don’t think he’ll
trust me. Really this match could go either way. But the biggest factor that
could sway this match either way is what state of mind Tyrone Smith is in.

Bole: Okay well, thank you very much Tamer. JR and King back to you.

>>>

LILLY: This contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

The BMWF U.S. Champion...
Ignition

(“TNT” starts to play as the stage fills up with smoke and the fans
explode!)

JR: The US champ is about to come out here and do what he does best!!

King: What is that JR? Put me to sleep?

JR: NO King! Ignition comes out here every night to entertain, and that’s
what he does best King!

(The smoke clears and Ignition is wearing a red tank-top over a black
T-shirt, and red leather pants. Ignition is sporting a Boston Red Sox cap,
backwards on his head. On Ignition’s shoulder, the US title sits.)

JR: You know King, every time I see Ignition with that belt, it looks better
and better on him.

(Ignition raises the US title belt into the air right before he makes his
way to the ring. On the way he stops and grabs a sign from a fan. He reads
it and shakes his head up and down.)

JR: I wonder what this one says.

King: Probably some more of his “ladies” throwin themselves at him! What a
joke.

(Ignition gets to the ring area and slides under the ropes with his US title
and sign in hand. Ignition puts his belt on his shoulder as he motions for a
mic. One is tossed. . .)

Ignition: Now these people have good taste. . .

(Ignition holds up the sign that says “ WE WANT IGNITION IN THE BEDLAM
BOWL!!”)

Ignition: Anyone else feel this way?

CROWD: YEAH!!!!

JR: WOW!! That was the loudest the crowd has gotten all night?

(Ignition laughs)

Ignition: I appreciate it, but I gotta follow the bosses rules.

Crowd: AWWW!!!

Ignition: It’s alright, because the Best Young Gun will give you his all
week after week! Ignition is ready to roll, everyone with me?!
(Ignition drops the mic as he goes and leans in his turnbuckle.)
LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Jacksonville, NC...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...

Hardcore Harry

(“Back Up” by 12 Stones blares over the PA system as a darkened green glow
falls upon the crowd. Extreme Hardcore Entertainment flashes across the
bruisertron and Harry comes walking out onto the ramp wearing his Union
T-Shirt. Harry walks down to the ring and tosses his water bottle into the
crowd after taking a sip. Harry rolls into the ring calling for a
microphone)

Harry: Now pipe down so I can get something straight!!!

(The crowd seems to disregard Harry’s comments and continues to boo him)

Harry: Tonight the blue collars upstairs have me taking on my own personal
friend, Ignition. Hey, I don’t know who is running this mickey mouse
operation but if you ask me this is just ridiculous!!! I mean who puts two
friends together in a match against one another? To top it off this will be
a non-title match, what a big boost of encouragement that is. Do you see
this?

(Harry grabs his shirt)

Harry: This means we are like family man, The Union is just a bunch of
brothers and our father Scotty is leading the way but it seems some people
have forgot that.

(Harry smiles and looks down shaking his head)

Harry: Things will certainly get interesting and I will not lose my cool
tonight because Ignition and I have worked something out and tonight is
going to go just fine. Now with that aside I can point out something else a
little more important to you all, my status in the BMWF.

(The crowd begins to boo and chant “BORING” out at Harry)

Harry: Lowedown, you and your snotty little brother did get the win at Live
but I assure you I will be back and I assure you I will get a victory over
you in the future you just hide and watch.

(Harry walks over to the corner of the ring and places his foot on the
bottom rope looking down to the mat)

Harry: I am fighting very hard to get to that main event level and stay
there, I have been a little shaky going back and fourth but from this point
on I am not slipping up do you hear me?

(The crowd boos)

Harry: What would you all know, you can’t touch me. I am the Ultraviolent
Icon and I come out here each night performing Extreme Hardcore
Entertainment for you all and for what? For you all to boo me and spread
stuff around the internet about how I suck. Well you know what, BLEEP YOU!!!

KING: Can her say that!?!

(The crowd stands there shocked at how serious Harry is. Harry then tosses
the mic out of the ring)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

(Ignition and Harry meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands. Harry
says something to Ignition and Ignition lays down.)

JR: What is this?!

King: This must have been the plan!

(Harry goes for the cover)

JR: NO!!! ONE! TWO!! KICK OUT!! What on earth!

(Harry looks at Ignition with an angry face!!)

JR: I think Harry expected Ignition to give him the match!

King: Ignition must have changed his mind!!

JR: Or made up his mind all along!

(Harry hits Ignition with a clothesline)

JR: Hardcore Harry hits a big boot to the face on Ignition.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Ignition goes for a bodyslam, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry hits a German suplex on Ignition.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.
Hardcore Harry executes a Russian legsweep on Ignition.
Numerous fans are using Hardcore Harry for target practice.
Hardcore Harry uses a German suplex on Ignition.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Jack Slone counts: One, kickout.
Hardcore Harry hits Ignition with a choke slam.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Hardcore Harry goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Ignition blocks it.
Ignition hits Hardcore Harry with a shoulderbreaker.
Ignition locks Hardcore Harry in a sleeperhold.
Hardcore Harry inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Ignition catches Hardcore Harry in a sleeperhold.
Hardcore Harry grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Ignition goes for a dragon suplex, but Hardcore Harry counters it with
a backward kick.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Ignition with an elbow.
Hardcore Harry goes for a sidewalk slam, but Ignition counters it with a DDT.
Ignition has the crowd going wild.
Ignition puts Hardcore Harry in a figure-four leglock.
Hardcore Harry breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Hardcore Harry goes for the Sky High, but Ignition counters it with a dropkick.
Ignition is going for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ignition whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
Ignition and Hardcore Harry get hit with a double clothesline.
Ignition goes for a double arm DDT, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry whips Ignition into the ropes, but Ignition reverses it.
Ignition and Hardcore Harry get hit with a double clothesline.

They get up at the 8 count.

JR: Ignition and Harry are circling each other here in the ring. They
lock-up! Harry throws Ignition in the corner! Wow, Ignition just hit his
head hard! AND HARRY IS SMILING!! King wake up, look at this!

King: What huh?

JR: Harry is smiling!

King: Why? Settle down JR, what’s wrong?

JR: I don’t know, something is up with Harry!

(Ignition gets up from his corner and rubs his head. He looks at Harry with
a face of disgust!)

JR: Ignition returns with a hard right haymaker my god!!

(Ignition bounces off the ropes behind him, he runs towards Harry!)

JR: Dropkick!! Harry is over the ropes!

King: What is Ignition doing?

(Ignition runs to the ropes, and jumps!)

JR: OH MY!!! Ignition just cross bodied Harry! What a maneuver!

King: I think Ignition hurt himself here though JR!

(Harry starts to get up.)

JR: Who would have thought Harry would have been the one getting up first!
WAIT!!

(Ignition springs up!)

JR: Ignition beat him to it! Harry is on his knees!

*CRACK*

JR: Ignition just spin kicked Harry right in the mouth! WOW!!

Ignition has the crowd going wild.
Hardcore Harry punches Ignition.
Hardcore Harry chops Ignition.
Hardcore Harry hits a Russian legsweep on Ignition.
Hardcore Harry kicks Ignition.
Hardcore Harry punches Ignition.
The crowd is vociferously booing Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Ignition blocks it.
Ignition attempts to place Hardcore Harry on the turnbuckle, but Hardcore Harry
blocks it.
Ignition executes a kick to the midsection on Hardcore Harry.
Ignition whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Ignition with a shoulderblock.
Hardcore Harry hits Ignition with a piledriver.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Ignition with a kick.

JR: Harry has Ignition in the corner and he is stomping the heck out of him!

(Harry stops stomping him then spits on Ignition!)

JR: What on earth is Harry doing?! Ignition respects him!!

(Harry turns around and lines Ignition up)

JR: Harry runs toward Ignition!

*CRACK*

JR: Ignition puts his boot up!!! Harry drops in his steps!

(Ignition pulls himself up then stares at Harry with a disappointed face
then shakes his head!)

JR: OH!!! Ignition just buried his boot in the back of Harry’s head!

(Ignition wipes the spit off his face and looks down on Harry)

JR: Ignition looks MAD!!!

King: He is turning red!! Good job Harry!!!

JR: Hardcore Harry uses a side suplex on Ignition.
Hardcore Harry is going for the cover.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Ignition takes Hardcore Harry down with a side suplex.
Ignition goes for a dragon suplex, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry hits Ignition.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Hardcore Harry hits Ignition.
Hardcore Harry executes the Hardcore Hell on Ignition.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Hardcore Harry!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The camera catches Rachel Pitt in her locker room alone. The door opens and
Tamer steps in. He stands at the door and begins to close it)

Tamer: Rachel, we need to talk about what's goi.......

(Tamer almost has the door closed when it violent burst open, catching Tamer
by surprise. Tyrone stands in the doorway with a look of pure rage on his
face)

Tyrone: SURPRISE MUTHA (beep)A!!!!!!!!

(Tyrone charges Tamer and slams him against the wall on the opposite side of
the locker room)

JR: OH NO! It's the moment Tamer feared!!

(Tyrone has Tamer pinned against the wall by a forearm across his throat)

Tyrone: So ya wanna (beep) my girl, boy?! Ya wanna (beep) 'round wit' (beep)
dat ain't yers?! Ya t'ink I'm a chump?!

(Tyrone starts punching Tamer in the face repeatedly the delivers a big
stomp to Tamer's stomach which drops him. Rachel can be heard screaming off
camera for Tyrone to stop)

JR: We need security there now!

King: Ha ha! Tamer is getting exactly what he gets for kissing another man's
girlfriend!

JR: Nobody deserves this, King! I don't care what they did!

Tyrone: PICK YER @$$ UP!!!

(Tyrone stomps Tamer's face twice before picking him up. He grabs Tamer by
the throat and throws him against the wall again and kicks him in the
stomach. Tyrone starts to throw combinations to Tamer's head, dropping the
Prime Time member to the floor yet again. At this time Rachel grabs Tyrone's
arm. He spins around and grabs Rachel by the hair. She begins to cry as
Tyrone shakes her by the hair and screams in her face)

JR: This is just not right!

Tyrone: Ya wanna cheat on me?! HUH?! YA WANNA GO (beep) DIS DUDE?! Ya know
exactly what's happened to me in da past! An' ya wanna go (beep) 'round
behind my back?! Ya t'ink I'm a mutha (beep)in' fool?! Yer no better dan dat
(beep), Sarah!

(Rachel's eyes grow wide and she slaps Tyrone across the face. Tyrone facial
expression goes from angry to enraged at this. He pulls back his free hand
to punch Rachel.)

JR: Don't do it Tyrone!

(A slightly bloodied Tamer appears behind him and grabs Tyrone's arm. Tamer
spins Tyrone around and catches him with a stiff right. Rachel runs out of
the room crying.)

JR: Thank goodness Rachel got out of there safely. I can't believe Tyrone
was about to hit her!

King: Neither can I JR!

(Tamer catches Tyrone with another right and then Tyrone swings at Tamer,
who ducks the punch. Tamer kicks Tyrone right between the legs, which brings
the big man to his knees. Tamer DDTs Tyrone, however Tyrone gets back up to
his feet faster than Tamer expected.)

JR: This is going to get very ugly very quick!

(Tyrone charges at Tamer again, but Tamer side steps him and Tyrone goes
crashing into a table. Tamer grabs one of the chairs and goes to hit Tyrone,
but Tyrone spears him into and over the couch.)

JR: Where is security at?!

(About a dozen or more security guards come piling into the room. More than
half try to pull Tyrone off of Tamer and the rest attempt to withhold Tamer
from connecting with a chair leg. After a few seconds of struggle, the
guards pull the two men apart. Tyrone starts to yell and point at Tamer)

Tyrone: I ain't done witcha yet, boy! Not by a d@mn long shot!!!!

Tamer: I tried to tell you, man! I did!

Tyrone: (beep) ya! (beep) ya an' dat little cheatin' (beep)!

Tamer: Fine! You think you're so big and bad?! Then (beep) us!!!!!!! Have
fun in YOUR match tonight!!!!

Tyrone: Yeah, homeboy! Dat's cool! I don't need yer (beep)in' help! All I
need yer (beep)in' blood!

Tamer: Come take my blood then!

(Tamer throws the chair leg he's had in his hand at Tyrone, which enrages
the big man. Tyrone breaks free from the security guards and charges Tamer.
The two begin to exchange punches yet again.)

JR: Will these two stop fighting in time for their tag match later on
tonight?

King: I really doubt that JR!

JR: We'll be right back, folks!

(The camera fades out on Tyrone and Tamer throwing punches at each other and
security trying to separate them again)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Hershey, PA...
Weighing in at 395 pounds...

The Dawg

(As the music, Who Let The Dawgs Out, starts to boom across the centroplex, The Dawg runs out on the stage, down the ramp, and rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. Springing to his feet like a cat he cross the ring to the corner and climbs up on the second rope and slaps his belly for the fans. He climbs down and crosses to the opposite corner and climbs up on the second rope and slaps his belly again. He jumps down and asks for a mic.)

The Dawg: Master Z! YOU’RE GOING DOWN!!!

(The Dawg throws the mic down and walks to his corner where he takes off his jacket, carefully folds it, and hands it out of the ring.)

LILLY: His opponent...

From Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 288 pounds...

"The Master and Ruler of the World" Master Z

(The lights in the arena dim. Even the Bruisertron goes black. Soon, bright white spotlight illuminate the entrance ramp glimmering off the cold hard steel. "Victory" blasts over the PA system drowning out the low murmer of the audience. The crowd errupts in heavy boos. As if the crowd's discontent was his signal, Master Z emerges from behind the curtain flexing for the crowd.)

JR: Master Z is coming out here to meet Dawg one on one!

KING: Master Z is going to squash this guy!

(Master Z walks into the ring and up to the Dawg. He calls for a microphone.)

Master Z: Dawg... You have seen the light my friend! Joining with Master Z to fight the likes of the bWo is the best move you have ever made! Put 'er there!

(Master Z extends his hand.)

JR: I can't believe it Master Z is about to shake the hand of Dawg!

Master Z: Oh... one more thing! Just kidding!

(Master Z lifts a knee into the groin of Dawg. The bell rings!)

DING... DING... DING...

KING: HA HA! I knew Master Z wouldn't join up with the likes of Dawg!

JR: Master Z lifts Dawg off the mat by his hair and throws him over the top rope.

Master Z flexes for the crowd
The crowd erupts.

Th Da gets back into the ring.

Master Z hits The Dawg.
Master Z throws The Dawg into the turnbuckle.
Master Z runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Master Z takes The Dawg down with throat punch.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Master Z.
Master Z hits The Dawg with Low blow kick.
Master Z goes for Low blow kick, but The Dawg blocks it.
The Dawg takes Master Z down with a chop.

The Dawg turns and rushes Master Z and nails him with a head butt to the chest.

Master Z hits the mat and does a backwards somersault and comes up on his feet.

The Dawg looks at the fans with a smile on his face and gives Master Z a thumbs up.

The Dawg slowly circles the ring.

The Dawg and Master Z hook up.

Master Z quickly puts The Dawg in a headlock.

The Dawg whips him off into the ropes and nails him with a chop.

The Dawg takes him down with a clothesline.

The Dawg whips Master Z into the ropes.
The Dawg goes for a bearhug, but Master Z counters it with a facerake.
Master Z hits The Dawg.
Master Z chops The Dawg.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Master Z.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Master Z hits The Dawg with a shoulderblock.
Master Z takes The Dawg down with a DDT.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z flexes for the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Master Z whips The Dawg into the ropes.
Master Z misses with a shoulderblock.
Master Z misses with a shoulderblock.
Master Z misses with a clothesline.
Master Z hits The Dawg with a kick.

Master Z makes a move! He kicks Dawg in the groin

Master Z follows up with an uppercut to Dawg

(Master Z smiles as Dawg curls up on the mat.)

JR: Master Z hits Dawg with a kick to the head

KING: Kick 'em while he's down Z!

JR: Master Z bounces off the ropes and elbow drops Dawg. Master Z stands and taunts the crowd.

Several fans use Master Z for target practice
Master Z uses a hair pull on The Dawg.
Master Z throws The Dawg out of the ring.
Master Z goes through the ropes.
Master Z whips The Dawg into the guardrail.
Len Stanley counts: 1.
The Dawg is busted wide open.
Master Z throws The Dawg back into the ring.

Master Z nails The Dawg with a short left jab.

The Dawg swings back.

Master Z lands another jab.

The Dawg swings and misses.

Master Z hits The Dawg in the belly, but his fist goes in up to his elbow.
Master Z attempts to place The Dawg on the turnbuckle, but The Dawg blocks it.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
The Dawg hits Master Z with a clothesline.

The Dawg takes Master Z down with a DDT.
The Dawg uses a double ax handle chop on Master Z.

The Dawg takes Master Z down with a double ax handle chop.
The Dawg executes a jawbreaker on Master Z.
The crowd is cheering on The Dawg.
The Dawg slaps his belly.
The Dawg is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

(Master Z finds himself face to face with Dawg. WIthout hesitation he hits Dawg with a headbutt. Dawg stumbles backwards.)

JR: Master Z hits Dawg with a shoulder block to the midsection. He follows up by biting Dawg on the forehead!

KING: Look at Dawg kicking and screaming! What a wimp!

JR: Master Z grabs Dawg by the hair and throws him into his corner!

Master Z is telling Dawg to come at him!

The Dawg hits Master Z with a jawbreaker.
The Dawg nails Master Z with a kneedrop.
The Dawg runs into the ropes.
The Dawg hits Master Z with a shoulderblock.
The Dawg hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Master Z.
The Dawg hits Master Z with a DDT.
A small "The Dawg" chant is being started.
The Dawg covers Master Z.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
The Dawg whips Master Z into the ropes.
The Dawg executes a Gorilla Press on Master Z.

The Dawg puts the Z man in a bear hug and with both hands locked tight, goes to work on the lower back of Master Z. Master Z tries to break the hold, but before he can, The Dawg drives him into the turnbuckles with the force of 395# behind him. The Dawg steps back and rocks Master Z with a round house right to the fore head that buckles the knees of the big guy. Holding on to the top ropes, The Dawg plants his boot in Master Z’s throat and applies the pressure. The ref. tries to get The Dawg to break the hold, but The Dawg won’t break.


JR: Master Z’s in trouble King, do something!

(King stands up and shouts towards the ring.)

King: BREATHE, BREATHE!!!!

JR: A lot of good that did!

King: What!


JR: The ref. starts the count and at the last second, The Dawg pulls his foot away.

(With Master Z lying in the corner, gasping for air, The Dawg crosses the ring and climbs up on the second rope and slaps his belly for the fans. The fans start chanting, DAWG! DAWG! DAWG!)

KING: That chant is available on our BMWF Chants CD available nowhere!

JR: The Dawg hits a hiptoss on Master Z.
The Dawg runs into the ropes.
Master Z misses with a clothesline.
Master Z hits a kick to the head on The Dawg.
Master Z hits a low blow on The Dawg.
Master Z goes for a bodyslam, but The Dawg counters it with a small package.
Len Stanley counts: One, kickout.
The Dawg chops Master Z.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Dawg.
Master Z chops The Dawg.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z kicks The Dawg.
Master Z hits The Dawg.

The Dawg kicks Master Z.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Dawg.
Master Z begs off.
The Dawg nails Master Z with a double ax handle chop.
The Dawg goes for a powerslam, but Master Z counters it with a lariat.
In turn, The Dawg counters it with a duck-down move.
The Dawg executes a powerslam on Master Z.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Dawg executes the Tenderizer on Master Z.
The crowd is cheering on The Dawg.
The Dawg goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
The Dawg whips Master Z into the ropes, but Master Z reverses it.
Master Z hits The Dawg with a kick.
Master Z hits The Dawg with a ropeburn.

(Master Z stands in the middle of the ring giving The Dawg the knife and dagger looks as The Dawg walks up to him and both men go nose to nose.)

The Dawg grabs him by the ears and gives him a big kiss.

Master Z grabs The Dawg by the ears and nails him with a head butt.

The Dawg fires in a left.

Master Z counters with two rights.

The Dawg lands a left, right combination to the head.

Master Z whips him into the ropes and takes him off his feet with a brutal chop.

Master Z goes for an elbow drop, but The Dawg rolls out of the way.


The Dawg whips Master Z into the ropes, scoops him up coming off, and slams him to the mat. The Dawg gets to his feet and straddles Master Z, he run his hands over the new words on the seat of his shorts, and drops the Dawg Pound, right in the middle of Master Z’s gut.


The Dawg lands three devastating chops to Master Z

The Dawg wraps both hands around his throat and drives him into the turnbuckles.

The Dawg lands a knee to the gut, and then another.

The Dawg hooks an arm and tosses Master Z into the center of the ring.

Master Z rolls over and gets to his knees.

The Dawg kicks him in the ribs lifting him off the mat.

Master Z gets to his knees a second time.

The Dawg helps him up.

King: Look at that JR, what a nice guy!


JR: The Dawg holds up his hand for the fans and nails Master Z with a spine busting choke slam.

The Dawg spins in a circle twice and then springs off the ropes landing his (oh I wish you hadn’t have done that) TENDERIZER.

The Dawg plants his elbow in Master Z’s throat as he rolls him up and waits for the count.

Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Master Z nails The Dawg with a punch.

JR: Master Z has Dawg in a head lock. He continues to squeeze while punching Dawg in the face repeatedly. Blood begins to pour from the face of his opponent!

KING: Yahh! I can't stand the sight of blood!

JR: Dawg just stopped fighting back! I think he's out cold!

(Master Z, knowing the end is near, lifts Dawg to the top rope and continues to climb up onto the second turnbuckle.)

JR: ATOMIC DRIVER on Dawg!
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

*DING DING*

LILLY:

The winner is Master Z!

JR: We'll be right back!