The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

(Suddenly, "Because of You" by Nickelback begins to play as the bWo logo flashes over the Bruisertron. The crowd waits as Lowedown and Flame emerge from the entrance way to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown is dressed in a simple black t-shirt and black slacks and Flame is wearing a bikini top and black cargo shorts. Lowedown looks to the crowd for a moment and then begins to make his way down to the ring. As Flame follows behind him, Lowedown hands the World title to Flame as he informs her to head to the back as he then walks to the ring. Lowedown gets to the ring apron and looks at the crowd before walking over and making his way up the steel steps and then climbs into the ring. Lowedown walks around the ring for a moment as he listens to the crowd chanting his name before he extends his hand out to take the microphone from the ring announcer...)

LD:And I'm not in the mood to sit here and hear all these d@mn rumors about the fact that you've been going to the boss and demanding all these tag matches and six man matches just you won't have to face me in a good ol' fashioned fight! Is this true Z? Are you the one keeping your destiny at bay? Are you the one who can't stand in the same ring with YOUR World champion?!? Let me ask all my peeps in Norfolk a question! Do you think Master Z is nothing but a chicken BLEEP...

LD:You see this arm Z? This is the largest arm in the world! You see this face Z? This is the face of YOUR World champion! I'm the man around here and you're not plain and simple! I'm the one who has set the example for wrestlers all around the world! I am the man who has traveled across the planet wrestling anywhere and everywhere just to show why I am the best thing going today! You know it and I know it! When's the last time you faced someone even remotely in my league Z? You're facing people like the Dawg, Ryushi, Asylum? No talent punks like while I'm wrestling actual competitors! I'm wrestling people with actual talent!

LD:Why don't you just admit to yourself and to all these people that you can't handle me Z! I am the man who can walk the walk and talk the talk! The only thing you seem to do is walk away! But you know what Z? You know what would make me happy? Do you really know what would make things better in my own personal universe? I am hoping that you win the Bedlam Bowl because as you know, the winner of the Bedlam Bowl gets to face the World champion! You win the Bedlam Bowl Z and you finally get to face me one on one in the match of your life! Can't you see it? Allow me to help you see my vision!

LD:This is what I want Z! What do you want? I want my destiny to be very simple! You and I in this ring fighting for the World title! My destiny is to put in my record that I beat your @$$ for the 1...2...3! So I'm hoping that you win the Bedlam Bowl Z! I'm praying that you win the Bedlam Bowl because it seems like that will be the only way that you will be able to face me in this ring by yourself! And when you face me in this ring and the only thing between you and me is air and opportunity, I will seize that opportunity and I will beat the everlovin' hell out of you! That is the Lowedown on that! Ya feel me?

(Cameras go backstage to see White Lightning sitting in the bWo locker room with an ice pack on his head when Michael Bole walks in.)

Bole: White Lightning, Can I get a word with you?

White Lightning: Go ahead!

Bole: I wanted to get your take on what just transpired out in the ring with Master Z?

White Lightning: Master Z better watch his back now more than ever! He has nowhere to hide now. He is a marked man now. He has messed with the wrong group of people and now is life will never be the same!

Bole: What about when he "eliminated" you from the ring?

White Lightning: Come Next Monday, it won't be that easy, Master Z! You know why? Because I AM walking out winner of the Bedlam Bowl! Like I said out there, I hope you and me are the last two in the ring, so I can humiliate in front of everyone around the world. At the Bedlam Bowl, I will Eliminate Master Z and prove that I am indeed the BEST!

Bole: Those were some vicious shots he gave you with the brass knucks and the chair? How are you holding up?

White Lightning: I'm doing just fine, that worthless piece of garbage Master Z can't hurt me! He leads on that he is the so-called "Baddest Man in the BMWF". BullBLEEP! At the Bedlam Bowl, I will get just as bad as you could ever think of getting Z!

Bole: White Lightning, What's your take on……

(White Lightning interrupts Bole.)

White Lightning: Bole, do me a favor

Bole: What?

White Lightning: Why don't you Drink a tall glass of SHUT the Hell up and get away from me, Monkey Boy!

(Bole looks somewhat irritated, but walks out of the locker room, just as he is walking out, Big Kev Nash walks in. White Lightning immediately spots him.)

White Lightning: Where in the BLEEP were you?!?!?

Kev: Sorry, I was running late

White Lightning: What do I pay you for? While you were running "late", Master Z laid into me out in the ring!

Kev: Ah man! It won't happen again

White Lightning: Better Not! But we are going to payback in due time!

Kev: And remember I am going to personally make sure you are in there at the end to win the Bedlam Bowl!

White Lightning: You'll get a big raise if we can pull that off! Just make sure you are out there later in the main event! Master Z will be hearing from me again!

Kev: Good, I can't wait to kick that punk's @$$ again!

(The camera fades as White Lightning and Big Kev continue to talk)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Los Angeles...
Weighing in at 267 pounds...

Asylum

LILLY: His opponent...
From Pittsburgh, PA...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

"The Most Celebrated REAL Athlete in Pro-Wrestling" Kurt Dangle

*DING DING!*

JR: There's the bell!
Asylum hoists Kurt Dangle high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends K
urt Dangle crashing hard to the mat.
Asylum punches Kurt Dangle.
Asylum is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Asylum kicks Kurt Dangle.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Asylum hoists Kurt Dangle high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Kurt Dan
gle crashing hard to the mat.
Asylum goes for a clothesline, but Kurt Dangle counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Asylum counters it with a facerake.
Asylum goes for a clothesline, but Kurt Dangle ducks out of the way.
Kurt Dangle hits Asylum with a single-leg takedown.
Kurt Dangle takes Asylum down with a fireman's carry.
Kurt Dangle takes Asylum down with a headlock takedown.
Kurt Dangle nails Asylum with a Northern Lights suplex.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kurt Dangle goes for a forearm smash, but Asylum blocks it.
Latino Heat and Ultimate Guerrero come to ringside.
Asylum almost takes Kurt Dangle's head off with a clothesline
Asylum whips Kurt Dangle into the ropes, but Kurt Dangle reverses it.
Asylum almost takes Kurt Dangle's head off with a clothesline
Asylum runs into the ropes.
Asylum hits Kurt Dangle with an elbow.
Asylum covers Kurt Dangle.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Asylum locks Kurt Dangle in the Texas Cloverleaf.
Kurt Dangle manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Asylum hits a backbreaker on Kurt Dangle.
Asylum runs into the ropes.
Asylum almost takes Kurt Dangle's head off with a clothesline
Asylum hits a gutbuster on Kurt Dangle.
Asylum executes the Committed on Kurt Dangle.
The crowd is booing Asylum.
Asylum goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

*DING DING!*

(White Lightning is seen sitting in the bWo locker room, when all of the sudden the door opens and the Judge enters and takes a seat.)

White Lightning: Man, after hearing the people that you randomly drawed for the Bar Room Brawl, did you rig the drawing?

Judge: No, why?

White Lightning: Those guys....suck! I know you'll win that thing really easy! Show em' how we break it down bWo style!

Judge: Let me break it down for you WL. First we have Ryushi Fujita, someone I've never faced before. LoweDown may call him a Pokemon, but I still think he has a good chance of winning. After all, he is the current BMWF Light-Heavyweight Champ and that's where we both started out!

White Lightning: True...

Judge: Then there's Kolic, who has the Eco-system and Prime Time backing him up...he could easily win.

White Lightning: I guess...

Judge: Then there is Ignition, who has beaten some of the best around. He even hit you with a car! He is a dangerous man, but he's also the U.S. Champ, something we both never accomplished!

White Lightning: Yeah.

Judge: And then there is Hardcore Harry. Harry is sadistic and he has beaten me before. That weed eater of his is deadly, he has a good chance of winning.

White Lightning: I guess so...

Judge: But the're not going to win. You know why? Because we're forgetting one part of the equation...me. I am the GREATEST Hardcore Champion ever, and I won't be beaten in my own Bar Room Brawl match! Those four idiots might as well kick the crap out of themselves, because it is inevitable that they will lose to me. If I wasn't in the match, they might have had a chance, but now it's too late. They are already signed to the match.

White Lightning: They must have been stupid to agree to fight you.

Judge: I do think there is something wrong with all of their heads. But maybe if they are lucky, I'll straighten it out for them in the Bar Room Brawl match!

White Lightning: Judge, there is no doubt in my mind that you will completly annihilate the competition and keep the Hardcore title in the bWo!

Judge: I agree White Lightning, they're going down bWo style!

(The camera fades on The Judge and White Lightning grinning.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
Hailing from Breaux Bridge, LA...
Weighing in at 346 pounds...

Truck

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Pearl River, MS...
Weighing in at 290 pounds...

Dozer Phillips

*DING DING!*

JR: There's the bell!
Dozer Phillips goes for a choke lift, but Truck counters it with a facerake.
Truck goes for a sleeperhold, but Dozer Phillips blocks it.
Dozer Phillips hits Truck with a roundhouse right.
Dozer Phillips punches Truck.
Dozer Phillips kicks Truck.
Dozer Phillips is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dozer Phillips nails Truck with a punch.
Dozer Phillips uses a fallaway slam on Truck.
Dozer Phillips goes for a punch, but Truck reverses it.
In turn, Dozer Phillips counters it with a roundhouse right.
Dozer Phillips takes Truck down with a back suplex.
Dozer Phillips executes a Gorilla Press on Truck.
Dozer Phillips works the crowd.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips uses an elbowdrop on Truck.
Dozer Phillips goes for a bearhug, but Truck counters it with a facerake.
Truck uses a Samoan Drop on Dozer Phillips.
A portion of the crowd is booing Truck.
Truck uses haymaker on Dozer Phillips.
Truck hits Dozer Phillips with a scoop slam.
Truck goes for a sleeperhold, but Dozer Phillips counters it with a jawbreaker.
Dozer Phillips executes a back suplex on Truck.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips works the crowd.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips whips Truck into the ropes.
Truck misses with an elbow.
Dozer Phillips misses with a kick.
Dozer Phillips hits Truck with a clothesline.
Dozer Phillips executes a roundhouse right on Truck.
Dozer Phillips goes for a hiptoss, but Truck counters it with a lariat.
Truck is going for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Truck complains about a slow count.
Dozer Phillips uses an inside cradle on Truck.
Rick Patrick counts: One, kickout.
Dozer Phillips complains about a slow count.
Truck hits an inside cradle on Dozer Phillips.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Truck goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dozer Phillips blocks it.
Dozer Phillips chops Truck.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips chops Truck.
Truck chops Dozer Phillips.
A portion of the crowd is booing Truck.
Dozer Phillips chops Truck.
Dozer Phillips is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dozer Phillips kicks Truck.
Dozer Phillips goes for a roundhouse right, but Truck counters it with a punch.
Truck locks Dozer Phillips in a bearhug.
Dozer Phillips breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
Dozer Phillips hits Truck.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips chops Truck.
Dozer Phillips punches Truck.
Dozer Phillips is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dozer Phillips hits Truck with a bodyslam.
Dozer Phillips uses an enzuigiri on Truck.
Dozer Phillips smacks Truck with a devastating flying clothesline .
Dozer Phillips hits Truck with a backbreaker.
Dozer Phillips goes for a choke lift, but Truck counters it with a facerake.
Truck gets a bearhug on Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Truck hits a powerslam on Dozer Phillips.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Truck whips Dozer Phillips into the ropes.
Truck misses with an elbow.
Truck goes for a powerslam, but Dozer Phillips counters it with a lariat.
Dozer Phillips catches Truck in the Crippler Crossface.
There is no referee there to ask Truck.
Truck is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Truck is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rick Patrick crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
Truck inches his way towards the ropes after 17 seconds.
Dozer Phillips executes the Bulldozer on Truck.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Dozer Phillips.

*DING DING!*

(The BruiserTron cuts to a scene showing Inferno and Mineral playing a game
of one-on-one. Kolic comes into the scene with a bottle.)

Kolic: I bet you guys I could make it into the other hoop from here!

Inferno: Ha! No one could do that!

Kolic: Sure I could! Just let me take a sip of this NEW Koka-Kolic! (Kolic
takes a big gulp of his Koka -Kolic. We watch him throw the ball which goes
offscreen.....)

(....and then we cut to an image of a ball going into a hoop, in an obviously
different place......)

(...and we cut back to Kolic and the Eco-System.)

Mineral: Wow! That was amazing!

Kolic: No, that was Kol-a-rific! (Kolic goes back to drinking his Koka-Kolic
as a bunch of girls appear and begin dancing around him.)

Dancing Girls: BADUH BADUH BAA, BADUH BADUH BAA, THE JOY OF KOLIC!

(These words play across the BruiserTron as the scene fades out.)

"Presented by Kolic Marketing Industries. Copyright 2004 Eco-System. No
images in this commercial can be reproduced by anyone without the written
permission of the Eco-System."

FADE

(A camera backstage catches Kolic talking on a cell phone.)

Kolic: Is this Stewart? Great. It’s Kolic. You have one picked out? With my
specifications? Excellent. In a week? Prodigious! You will be paid well for
this. Bye.

(Kolic flips the cell phone down and walks away from the camera)

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by The Executioner...
From Miami, FL... weighing in at 230 pounds...
The Judge

PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!

(The bWo theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the ring. The Judge and The Executioner appear from behind the curtains and begin to make their way down the ramp. The Judge is wearing a bWo shirt and has his BMWF Hardcore Championship wrapped around his waist. They enter the ring and The Judge raises the Hardcore title in the air to get a lot of cheers from the crowd. The Executioner grabs a mic and hands it to The Judge.)

Judge: How is my Jury doing here tonight?

(The crowd cheers.)

Judge: Fujita, tonight you are my tag team partner, but at the Bedlam Bowl, you are going to be facing off with one of the best in the business today. Tonight I'm going to see if you can hold up your side of the team, because if you can't even beat these jobbers, then I may have to re-think my decision to include you in the Bar Room Brawl match!

(The crowd boos.)

Judge: Tonight, Ryushi Fujita and The Judge will beat these jobbers...and THAT...IS...

Judge/Crowd: FINAL!!

LILLY: His partner...
From Tokyo, Japan... weighing in at 230 pounds...
Ryushi Fujita

("When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin begins to play and a single light hits a small mirror ball above the wrestler's entrance, splitting the light into thousands of "diamonds" that swirl across the crowd. A pretty good pop from the crowd greets Ryushi Fujita as he walks out onto the stage area and he works the crowd with the BMWF Light Heavyweight Title around his waist. He slaps hands with the ringside fans as he makes his way down the aisle and slides inside the ring. He unbuckles the belt and hands it to the ref before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times all the while his eyes are focused on The Judge as they await their opponents.)

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 424 pounds...
From Atlanta, GA... weighing in at 215 pounds...
Kolic

(The Bruisertron shows the following message:)

2 late
2 win
4 you it’s over

(“Yesterday” by StainD plays over the PA, and the crowd starts to boo.)

You don’t know what you put me through
But it’s okay, I’ve forgiven you
But in some way, I hope it (BLEEP) with you
Hope it (BLEEP) with you

(Kolic walks to the ring and sneers at the crowd. He jumps off the top rope
and savate kicks the air.)

Yesterday
A boy and already afraid
Locked deep inside, my place to hide
To hide from how you made me feel

Kolic: For all those who couldn’t attend Live, I made a commercial with the
Eco-System. You may have even seen a commercial or two tonight. Why, you
ask? Well, that’s because “Why” is the only word you can think of. It’s
strictly for business purposes. Who better to advertise with than the tag
champs? Well, the world champ would be good, but that won’t happen. I’ll
stop before your brains short-circuit. Let’s start the match!

LILLY: His partner...
From Mexico City, Mexico... weighing in at 209 pounds...
Rey Bucanerro

("We Will Rock You blasts over the PA as Rey Bucanerro walks out to the cheers of the fans. He stands there dressed in a bucaneer type costume complete with the coat and ruffed shirt. He stops and speaks to some of the female fans on his way down to the ring. Then he enters the ring.)

Rey: Olla Norfolf, Virgina!!!!!

(The crowd cheers wildly.)

Rey: Tonight, I team up with someone I have never had the pleasure to... Kolic. Last week, you proved to be a pretty good wrestler. You are no luchadore but you did well for yourself. I respect that. But tonight we face the Judge and Ryushi. Two champions that have proved time and time again that they deserve to be champions. But how well will the bastion of la ley or in English you could saythe law.... The other is silent but sucessful... But I do like his taste in music. But we still need to put the nice things aside and do business in this ring.

*DING DING!*

JR: Kolic and Fujita square off! Fujita offers his hand for a handshake, but
Kolic’s hesitant! He finally accepts the handshake...and gets hit by a
clothesline!

King: And I thought he was smart!

JR: Wait! Kolic jumps to his feet! He faked being hit! Fujita turns around,
and Kolic hits him with a savate kick! Kolic climbs the turnbuckles and hits
a dropkick on Fujita! Kolic is stomping Fujita in the gut. He rebounds off
the ropes and hits a legdrop! He goes for the pin!

Ref: 1, 2, kickout!

JR: Kolic picks up Fujita and whips him into the turnbuckle. He signals for
the 10 count punch!

(The crowd boos instead of counting)

JR: Kolic looks surprised that the crowd isn’t counting along!

Kolic: You idiots don’t even know how to count!

King: Kolic going right after the fans! He’d better watch out!

JR: Woah! Fujita just shoved Kolic off the ropes, Kolic rolls backwards!
Fujita follows it up with a clothesline, but Kolic turns it into an armdrag!
Fujita gets up and charges at Kolic, but Kolic hits a hurricanrana! Kolic
climbs the turnbuckle...and hits a frogsplash! He goes for the pin!

Ref: 1, 2...

JR: Fujita just kicked out! Kolic is frustrated by that near-fall! Kolic
angrily tags out to Rey!

Rey Bucanerro uses a spinning leg lariat on Ryushi Fujita.
Rey Bucanerro runs into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita hits Rey Bucanerro with a backdrop.
Ryushi Fujita is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ryushi Fujita goes for a brainbuster, but Rey Bucanerro counters it with
a small package.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.

Buccanero whips Fujita into the corner and quickly charges in only to be met by a back elbow that staggers him back. Fujita quickly climbs the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a tornado DDT! Fujita quickly picks up Buccanero and slams him roughly to the mat and climbs the turnbuckle. He leaps off and crashes down on the prone Buccanero with a flying elbowsmash.

Ryushi Fujita tags out to The Judge.
The Judge takes Rey Bucanerro down with a big boot to the face.
The Judge tags out to Ryushi Fujita.
Ryushi Fujita and The Judge whip Rey Bucanerro into the ropes.
They hit Rey Bucanerro with a double backdrop.
The Judge leaves the ring.
Ryushi Fujita whips Rey Bucanerro into the ropes, but Rey Bucanerro reverses it.
Ryushi Fujita almost takes Rey Bucanerro's head off with a clothesline
Ryushi Fujita hits a springboard huricanrana on Rey Bucanerro.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita nails Rey Bucanerro with a shining wizard.
The chants for Ryushi Fujita are deafening.
Ryushi Fujita whips Rey Bucanerro into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita smacks Rey Bucanerro with a devastating clothesline .
Ryushi Fujita goes for a half Boston crab, but Rey Bucanerro blocks it.

Rey Bucanerro sets up Ryushi Fujita on the turnbuckle.
Rey Bucanerro takes Ryushi Fujita down with a superplex.

KING: Why do these moronic refs always allow one team to tag behind the refs' backs, but always kick the other team's partner out when they don't see a tag?

JR: Rey Bucanerro goes for a choke against the ropes, but Ryushi Fujita blocks it.

Ryushi Fujita uses a flying elbowdrop on Rey Bucanerro.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ryushi Fujita goes for an inverted DDT, but Rey Bucanerro blocks it.
Rey Bucanerro uses an armdrag takedown on Ryushi Fujita.

Kolic staggers Fujita with a couple of right jabs, he follows that up by sending Fujita to the ropes and goes for a clothesline as Fujita comes off the ropes. Fujita ducks the clothesline attempt and springs off the ropes and connects with a springboard dropkick that brings the fans to their feet!

JR: The Judge has Kolic down, he tags out to Fujita! Fujita picks up Kolic,
but Kolic fights back with punches! Kolic whips Fujita into the ropes and
hits a drop toehold! Fujita is hung on the 2nd rope, we all know what’s
coming up!

King: Unfortunately, yes! Yet another 619!

JR: Kolic runs to the opposite ropes...and hits it! Kolic is signaling for
the Slide Rule! This is something we haven’t seen!

King: Yes we have! He used it last week and on Live!

JR: He didn’t follow up the 619 with it though! He does the handstand...and
hits the dropkick!

JR: Kolic hits an inside cradle!

Ref: 1, 2, thr...kickout!

JR: Kolic visibly upset! He’s complaining to the ref about a slow count! I
think Kolic’s had enough, he’s signaling for the Binary Blast!

King: What is that signal?

JR: It’s a 1 and 0, that’s what makes up binary code.

King: Just 1 and 0? How can you make a code with that?

JR: Well, it’s running these computer monitors, it must work somehow! Back
to the match. Kolic picks up Fujita, Irish Whips him into the ropes,
rebounds off the other side...

Ryushi Fujita tries to nail Kolic with a hurricanrana, but Kolic counters with a Boston crab.

JR: Kolic has Ryushi's legs and is locking in a Boston Crab! Shades of his
mentors, the Eco-System!

King: Speaking of the Eco-System, here they come right now!

JR: WHAT?!?

The Eco-System (Inferno and Mineral only) run down to ringside with steel
chairs.
They run toward Rey, who attempts to get away, but Inferno catches him with a
steel chair shot.

(Inferno and Mineral slide in the ring and nail Judge with a con-chair-to.
Kolic releases the Boston Crab on Ryushi.)

JR: This is nothing less then a premeditated assualt!

Kolic pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his pocket and nails Ryushi in
the head as he begins to get up.
The Executioner attempts to run in to attack the Eco-System, but he is laid
out by an Inferno chair shot.
Kolic holds Ryushi up and Inferno and Mineral knock him out with a
con-chair-to as well.

JR: COME ON! Ryushi doesn't deserve this!

(Inferno and Mineral hold Ryushi's legs and Kolic comes off the ropes with a
Binary Blast to Ryushi. his limb body falls back, and Inferno, Mineral, and
Kolic raise their arms in victory as the crowd boos.)

King: JR, we might need some EMT's out here!

JR: Wait! Kolic’s calling for a mic!

Kolic: Fujita! I will face you at Bedlam Bowl, but there is one stipulation.

(Fujita turns around)

Kolic: The match will be a...SCHOOLYARD BRAWL!

(Fujita’s face turns to shock)

King: YAHHHH!

JR: Schoolyard Brawl! That’s never been done!

Kolic: Here are the rules. No countout or DQ, that's expected. In one
corner, textbooks hollowed out with bricks inside. In another, classroom
desks to do with as we will. In a third, a pile of dodge balls. And in the
fourth corner, metal trashcans. All things used to torment me during my
grade school years, and how I will torment you now. Now I can finally use my
past to get what I want! That Lightweight title is MINE, Fujita! I’ll see
you...at Bedlam Bowl!

JR: WOAH! Kolic vs. Ryushi Fujita at Bedlam Bowl, with Schoolyard Brawl
rules! We’ll be right back!

("Yesterday" by StainD plays over the PA system as the Eco-System and Kolic
leave.)

(Rachel is walking down the hallway as the lights suddenly go out.)

Unidenitfied voice: All around the mullberry bush.......

(We hear Rachel's more rushed, somewhat frantic footsteps.)

Unidentified voice: The monkey chased the weasel, the monkey thought it was
all in fun...

(We hear a loud crash and a shout of pain from Rachel. The lights go back on
and we see Aquatic standing over her with a steel chair.)

Aquatic: POP goes the weasel. (laughs) Never assume I am done with you,
Rachel. NEVER ASSUME WITH ME. Your time will come very soon....

(Aquatic bashes the steel chair into Rachel's head one more time and walks
off.)

BRUISER: AH AH! You goin' somewhere, sister? (Aquatic looks shocked.) I didn't think so. Now, I ain't got nothin' against you beating the living hell out of Rachel Pitt. The only problem is that the little broad ain't RPed for 3 straight Bedlams now! You know what happens to people that don't RP, don't you?

BRUISER: They get their @$$es whooped and lose their titles! Do you see a title belt around that broad's waist? No, 'cause I got it right here! I just done stripped her of the title. You owuld have won it if ya hadn't got yerself DQed! So, it looks like I got ta come up with another great match. In fact, I have one in mind! Seeing as there's going to be a Bedlam Bowl match for the men, I think we'll have us a little Bedlam Bowl for the women, too!

BRUISER: That's right! It'll be Aquatic vs. Judge Moody vs. Jacklyn vs. Flame vs. Francine vs...if she RPs, one last chance for Rachel Pitt in a Bedlam Bowl match for the Women's title!! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOMLINE...CAUSE STONE COLD BRUISER SAID SO!!!

(Bruiser gives Aquatic one more cold stare, then walks off leaving her standing there...)

(We see Kolic step into the Prime Time gameroom. Inferno, Mineral, and
Aquatic are all sitting at seperate game boards.)

Kolic: Look like I have my work cut out for me....

(Kolic, in fast-foward motion, proceeds to beat all the members of the
Eco-System in chess. We cut to a ridiculously cute child and his father.)

Cute Kid: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like Kolic!

Daddy: (hearty laughter) Of course you can't, son! You're too stupid!

Cute Kid: Oh right!

(The entire group heartily laughs while they drink Koka-Kolic.)

Kolic: Remember kids....Kolic for the Light Heavyweight Championship. You may
not have the talent to live your dreams, but I sure do!

(These words play across the BruiserTron as the scene fades out.)

"Presented by Kolic Marketing Industries. Copyright 2004 Eco-System. No
images in this commercial can be reproduced by anyone without the written
permission of the Eco-System."

FADE

(The BruiserTron lights up, revealing a computerized
representation of the solar system. The shot starts to
zoom in, traveling past Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and
all the other planets as it homes in on Earth. We
break through the atmosphere, clouds parting, as the
focus sets on the continent of North America. We pull
in closer, as a glowing outline surrounds North
America. Closer still, and the state of California is
highlighted. Closer and closer...southern California.
Faster and faster we zoom in until, in a rush of
colour and light, we find ourselves landing right in
front of the Prime Time Mansion! Cue the music! "Prime
Time" by Promoe begins to play, but it is a peppier,
bouncier, swinging version, baby! Cut to face shots of
all the members of Prime Time, with appropriate
captions to designate their names. Everyone is giving
goofy, sitcom smiles to the camera as the music plays.
Aquatic...Truck...Inferno....Mineral...Rachel
Pitt...Tamer..."Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt...and
featuring Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde as himself! The
credits wrap up, telling us this is "A Prime Time
Production.")
(Aquatic is sitting on the couch watching Inferno and
Mineral play BMWF Bedlam 5: The Sequel to BMWF Bedlam
4.)

Mineral: Inferno's going to kick your butt, man!

Inferno: No way! Mineral is so much better!

(Aquatic shakes her head as Vernon walks in.)

Vernon: Oh good, Sheila. Can I see you for a moment?

Aquatic: Yeah, sure Vern.

(Aquatic hops off the couch and walks into the kitchen
with Vern, where the camera follows them.)

Vernon: (sitting) Have a seat. (Aquatic sits down.)
Sheila......I have to say, the constant animosity
between you and Rachel is beginning to bother me. And
ever since you two have started bringing Jarrett and
Brock into it, I'm worried that this threatened our
unity as a stable.

Aquatic: So what? This is all my fault? So Rachel's
done nothing to me, huh?

Vernon: No! It's not like that, I've seen her attack
you backstage and the like, it's just I feel that I
need to talk to you. Besides, she's got other problems
of her own right now.

Aquatic: Do you think I care? Talk to me about
problems, she gave me problems! She scarred me for
LIFE, and I can never forgive her!!

Vernon: What are you talking about.....Sheila, I think
it's time you gave me the WHOLE story. No
exaggeration, no preaching, but the story with you
two.

(Aquatic is silent)

Vernon: Please, Sheila. It will really help me
understand.

Aquatic: .........All right. But you have to believe
me, even if you don't like what you hear.

Vernon: I promise you, I will.

Aquatic: (takes a breath) When I was three, I was sent
by my Uncle Ricky to study in the United States. I had
very few friends for a while there....a limited grasp
of English and a lack of love for celebrity boys will
do that to you. After a few years, during which time
my speech had improved, Rachel Pitt transferred to my
school. We became the best of friends....heh....we
even signed a little pact in blood, saying that we'd
be friends forever. We were so happy....(A single
teardrop rolls down Aquatic's cheek.) Um...excuse me.
(Aquatic takes a paper towel and wipes her face.)

Vernon: We don't....we don't have to go on if you
don't want to.

Aquatic: It's all right...(Aquatic sits back down.)
Anyway, as time passed, we drifted apart. We were
always very different, you know, but we respected each
other. It's just that.....well, Rachel became a
cheerleader. A CHEERLEADER, Vernon! How could I accept
that?

Vernon: Um...if you don't mind me saying so, what's
wrong with that?

Aquatic: Never mind, Vern. It was just....I was a
Goth, and how do you explain that to your friends,
that your best friend is a cheerleader? I suppose it
was the same with Rachel....how do you explain that
your best friend was a Goth to a group of
cheerleaders?

Vernon: So you had to stop being friends? It is sad,
but I don't see what's wrong with that.

Aquatic: (bitter laugh) If only that was it...you see,
I had started an eco-conservation club at my
high-school. We had raised enough money to build a
small greenhouse. I put my life into it, even naming
the plants. Kinda freaky, huh?

Vern: Not necessarily, just a healthy obsession.

Aquatic: All right....well, one day, the cheerleaders
got fed up with me. They were sick of me helping the
world, when all they did was say they would. They got
sick of me getting the best grades in class when "I
wasn't even a real American" (Aquatic sniffles.) Not
even a real American....do you know how much that
HURT?

Vernon: I can imagine. I myself was slightly
ostracized for my intelligence in school.

Aquatic: And most of all....most of all, they hated
that Rachel and I were friends. So one day...one day
they decided to give Rachel her first initiation. She
went with them......they smashed the greenhouse up and
BURNED EVERY SINGLE PLANT TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!! THAT
WAS THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE, VERNON! THREE YEARS! THEY
BURNED MY SOUL!!!!!

Vernon: My goodness....and Rachel helped them?

Aquatic: Well.....not really. Rachel came to me the
next day, and she was apologizing. So upset for
me....as if she even cared! She told me she didn't do
anything.......was that really supposed to make me
feel better? It didn't matter that she may not have
done anything herself, but she stood by! SHE LET THEM!
For years, this tormented me. I devoted my life to the
ecosystem....to try to pay back those cheerleaders'
sins.

Vernon: I don't get it....these girls didn't get into
trouble for this?

Aquatic: These are CHEERLEADERS, Vernon! They get
forgiven everything! They just blamed it on a gang
that a few of their boyfriends belonged to, and the
police officers were more than happy to lock the gang
members up for something they didn't do. Anyway...when
I dropped out of college two years in-

Vernon: Wait....you're 20 now! How did you...?

Aquatic: (dismissively) When I learned more English, I
skipped a couple grades. That's why Rachel's a little
older. Anyway, my uncle invited me back to Norway, to
work with him in his wrestling fed. That's when i met
the Thorton Brothers. I saw them as little toys at the
time...people I could use to forward my environmental
cause.

Vernon: But it didn't turn out that way, did it?

Aquatic: No....in time, I became more of a friend with
them than their manager and fell in love with Jarrett,
as you know. When I married him, all those scars from
my past seemed to heal up. But I still hurt on the
inside....and when I found Rachel here in this VERY
fed, I thought....scratch that, I KNEW, it was my
destiny. I knew it was my destiny to take revenge on
her for everything she has done to me and Mother
Nature.

Vernon: Sheila...maybe you should lay down. You're
beginning to talk nonsensically....

Aquatic: NO, VERN! No, I am in the right frame of
mind! I am EXACTLY where I am supposed to be, and
nothing can stop me from avenging that injustice.

Vernon: But...

Aquatic: However, I will give you my word that it
will not happen here. Not in the house. I have too
much respect for the rest of you.

Vernon: Well, I suppose I can respect your feelings,
and I thank you for putting the group first...for now
at least. The way I see it, we're a family. Somewhat
dysfunctional and occasionally insane, but that's who
we are. And I want you to know that I don't care
who's been here longer, who's been a member of Prime
Time longer, I consider you all equals, and that means
you can always come to me with any problems. OK?

Aquatic: OK.

Vernon: Good. Now what do you say we go get Truck
and get started on dinner? I hear he has a great
gumbo recipe.

(They exit, heading for the kitchen.)

FADE TO NEXT SCENE

(We are taken to the workout room in the Prime Time
house, complete with wrestling ring. Inferno and
Mineral are bounding off the ropes when Kolic walks
in.)

Kolic: All right, so I showed up. Commence with the
"training"; that is, if you honestly think you can
teach me anything at this point.

Inferno: (laughs) Don't worry, we took into account
your stubbornness when planning the lesson. Now get in
the ring!

Kolic: (enters the ring while muttering.) Let it go,
Kolic, let it go...

Mineral: Now anyway, you know how you normally bounce
off the ropes before hitting your Binary Blast? Well,
I found a way to hit that savate kick from ANYWHERE at
ANYTIME!

Kolic: Really? How?

Mineral: I found out that you can kick upward without
bouncing off the ropes! Watch! (Mineral kicks Inferno
lightly in the mouth.)

Kolic: Mineral.....that's nice, but I need the ropes
for MOMENTUM.

Mineral: Momentum.....momentum.....is that like a girl
in the audience you want to impress?

Kolic: NO! It's a natural force!

Inferno: (rubbing his chin) Is this momenstrual
anything like Aquatic's "time of the month"-

Kolic: NO! (sighs) Never mind, just show me what other
"in-ring timesavers" you've developed.

Mineral: Okay! Now, you know how you did that
handspring-off-turnbuckles-baseball-slide-thingy to
knock a guy off his feet last match?

Kolic: Hoo boy.....yeah?

Mineral: Inferno, demonstrate what I figured out!
(Inferno feigns kicking Mineral in the gonads.)

Kolic: I can't just low blow a guy! IT'S AN ILLEGAL
MOVE!

Inferno: There are illegal moves? Like what?

Kolic: Like SMASHING YOUR OPPONENT OVER THE HEAD WITH
A GLASS GLOBE or HAVING YOUR WIFE BEAT YOUR OPPONENT
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inferno: (chuckles) Now Kolic, I know you're new-

Kolic: NO I'M NOT! I'm only two months younger than
you!

Inferno: We joined May 2003, you joined July
2003.............................Mineral, is he right?

Mineral: Yes he is.

Inferno: Dang. Anyway, I get away with those so-called
"illegal" moves all the time when the referee isn't
looking! So in your FACE!

(Kolic just stares at Inferno incredulously.)

Inferno: I know, I know, it's going to take a few
seconds for that to sink in, just like any new
realization. Take your time. (Mineral smacks Inferno
in the head.)

Kolic: Uh......can someone else train me? Like Vern or
someone else a little.......er.....smarter?

Inferno: HEY! Are you insulting our intelligence?

Mineral: Yeah! Are you saying Vern is smarter than us?

(Kolic looks at the Eco-System again, then nods.)

Inferno: Um........dang. He's right.

Mineral: Wait! Combined I.Q. of you and me compared to
Vern's I.Q.................shooooot.

Inferno: Upstairs, third door on left.

(Kolic leaves and Inferno and Mineral go back to
bouncing off the ropes.)

FADE TO NEXT SCENE

(The scene opens in the Prime Time house. Tamer and
Inferno are talking in the living room.)

Tamer: It's good you're helping Kolic.

Inferno: Thanks. I just wanted to make sure you guys
are cool with it.

Tamer: Of course man.

(The door bell rings)

Tamer: Can you get that?

Inferno: Sure.

(Inferno walks over to the door. Inferno looks through
the peep hole.)

Inferno: OH S- (The door busts down with Inferno under
it and Tyrone Smith is standing on top of it. Tyrone
points to Tamer.)

Tyrone: Ya Mudda Rass!

(Tyrone barrels after Tamer. Who turns and runs into
the game room. Tyrone runs into the game room after
Tamer. Tamer picks up a pool ball and throws it at
Tyrone, who catches it and crushes it in his hand.
Tyrone gives an evil smile and you can see his vein
pumping. Tyrone jumps Tamer and begins to pummel him.
Tamer monkey flips Tyrone off. Tamer tackles Tyrone
back into a pinball machine. Tyrone grabs Tamer's head
and bashes it through the glass.)

*CRASH*

(Tyrone throws Tamer on to the pool table. Tyrone
grabs a pool stick and swings for tamer. Tamer rolls
out of the way and grabs the other pool stick. Tamer
swings at Tyrone. Tyrone blocks with his own stick.
Truck comes running into the room.)

Truck: Tyrone! Stop! Or I'm gonna Stop Ya!

(Tamer and Tyrone continue their fight with the pool
sticks that resembles a sword fight. Vern run in and
grabs Truck)

Vern: Let 'em brawl, Truck. They have to. It's the
only way.

(Tamer catches Tyrone's stick under his arm. Tyrone
head butts Tamer. Both men drop the pool sticks. Tamer
backs up and then comes barreling at Tyrone tackling
him hard. On impact both men crash through the pool
table.)

*CRUNCH*

(Tamer is standing only seconds before Tyrone. Tamer
runs up the stairs as the camera follows him. Tamer
gets to the gym. The elevator dings and tamer turns to
look at it. The doors open and Tyrone is standing
inside the elevator)

Tyrone: BOO! (bleep)

(Tyrone comes after Tamer. Tamer takes a step back and
hears the floor creak then smiles. Tyrone picks up a
might and throws it at Tamer like a Frisbee. Tamer
just barely ducks. Tamer rolls in the wrestling ring.
Tyrone is right after him. Tamer bounces off the
ropes. Tyrone catches him with a hard clothesline and
begins to kick him hard in the gut. Tyrone drops down
and begins to punch Tamer. Tamer rolls Tyrone over and
begins to fight back. Tamer rolls out of the ring
Tyrone follows. Tamer grabs Tyrone and slams his face
into the apron. Tamer jumps up on the apron and goes
for an Asai Moonsault. Tyrone catches Tamer. Mineral
runs into the gym)

Mineral: I gotcha buddy.

(Mineral unties a rope tied to a wall. A weight from
the roof drops and goes crashing through the weak
floorboard sending Tamer and Tyrone falling down
below.)

*BOOM*

*SPLASH*

(The camera quickly switches to feed down by the
camera where Aquatic was sunbathing. Tamer and Tyrone
are both in the pool with the flooring.)

Aquatic: What in the-? Tamer are you okay?

(Tyrone has grabbed Tamer and is holding Tamer's head
underwater.)

Tyrone: Drown like da lil rat bastard ya is!

(Aquatic shrugs her shoulders and walks her off. Tamer
elbows Tyrone in the crotch which is slightly visible
through the water. Tamer gets his head above water and
gasp for air. Tamer quickly swims to the edge and pull
himself out rolling onto the decking. Tamer who is
still able to walk in the water walks to the stairs.
The scene of Tyrone walking slowly out of the water is
very ominous. Tyrone walks over to Tamer)

Tyrone: 'Tis time for ya ta get what ya deserve. Ya
touched my women and now yer gonna die.

(Tyrone lifts up Tamer's head and shoves it in the
water. Then Rachel runs in)

Rachel: Let him go!

(Tyrone doesn't budge.)

Rachel: If you don't let him go you'll never hear from
me again.

(Tyrone pulls Tamer's head out of the water and tosses
him to the side. Tyrone walks towards Rachel side
steps to the side and points to the door. Tyrone
grunts and walks away. Clancy runs in and over to
Tamer with paramedics)

Clancy: Help him.

(The scene zooms away to a bird's eye view of Tamer
being helped as we fade.)

LILLY: This contest is a 3-on-2 handicap match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 713 pounds...
Elektroshock... La Pakka... Tazan Boy... THE UNION

("Thriller" by Michael Jackson blasts over the PA as La Pakka, Elektroshock, and Tazan Boy walk out to the cheers of the fans. They walk down to the ring together. They enter the ring together.)

Pakka: It seems someone has their heads somewhere other than their shoulders.

Elektroshock: They got lucky last week and got a win so they think they can do a handicap match against us and win?

Tazan: I have heard about someone only needing five minutes to "take care of business".....

Pakka: They make a pill for that these days you know.

Elektroshock: They also have a cream for that as well....

(La Pakka and Tazan Boy both look at Elektroshock with a strange look on their faces.)

Elektroshock: Not that I never needed the stuff.

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
Inferno... Mineral... ECO-SYSTEM

PA: .......eco-life............welcome to economics 101.........I'LL TEACH
YOU HOW TO STUNT!

(Blue fireworks shoot off from the stage as the Eco-System comes out from
behind the curtain with their belts raised in the air. Inferno and Mineral walk
down to the ring high-fiving people as Aquatic grabs a sign from a fan that
says "#1 Ecolyte" and r
ses it highly)

PA: They say I changed man, say I'm too flashy,
They liked me better when I'm *BLEEP* and ashy...

(The Eco-System runs down to the ring, hops up to the apron and walks in
between the ropes. Inferno grabs a microphone.)

Inferno: Yo, yo, yo. Sup with the Ecolytes in Norfolk? (Cheers) That's cool,
that's cool. Look, before we do anything, I've got to explain something. I
know you all kinda disapprove of me hanging out with Kolic...(crowd boos)...but
you know, you gotta give the kid a chance! We did! And you know what, we think
that he can be a really great star in the future. You guys booed us at one
point, and look at us now!

Mineral: (taking the mike) But besides that, we have some more pressing
matters to attend to. We have a handicap match tonight before we can face Team
Beautiful at Bedlam Bowl. Characteristically, we must run the gauntlet of
Union-ites before we can get
to Team Beautiful-oh, I'm sorry, before Team Beautiful can get the title
match WE offered. You know, the Union is a lot like the Superfriends, except
without the powers, talent, charisma, and ability to speak good English.

Inferno: (taking the mike back) So tonight, we're out to make a statement. We
will absolutely DESTROY Elektroshock, La Pakka, and Ultimate Guererro, and
let their bodies become living effigies for the has-been train wreck that is
Team Beautiful. For when
you incur the wrath of the Eco-System, we....um....um....(awkward
silence)...help me out here honey, I lost my tangent.

Aquatic: Er....honestly, I wasn't paying attention.

Inferno: Bro?

Mineral: Uh.....we beat you up?

Inferno: Good enough for me! (Throws his head back) IF YOU FEEL IT, SAY IT....

Crowd/Eco-System: ECO-LIFE!

(Inferno throws the mike out of the ring.)

KING: Look! There's that Black Panther guy and...YAHHH! next to him is Assassinator! And that looks like Chef Dawg! standing next to them!

Inferno locks up with Elektroshock.
Inferno goes down lower and launches Elektroshock with a belly-to-belly
suplex.
Inferno runs toward Ultimate Guererro, and nails him with a stiff punch.

JR: Inferno trying to gain the upperhand on the Union quickly here!

(La Pakka runs in to attack Inferno, but Inferno catches him with a sidewalk
slam. Elektroshock attempts a double axe handle on Inferno, but Inferno
catches him with a drop toehold, causing him to fall into La Pakka.)

JR: The ref is doing his job and getting La Pakka out of the ring!

Inferno whips Elektroshock into the ropes and ducks a clothesline.
Elektroshock bounds off the opposite ropes, but Inferno catches him with a
bpoot to the gut.
Inferno hooks Elektroshock up and holds him there.

King: Inferno making Elektroshock think about it!

(Inferno hits a vertical suplex on Elektroshock and goes for the pin, but
Elektro kicks out. Inferno throws Elektro into the corner and runs into him,
chest-first.)

JR: Showing shades of the Stinger Splash is Inferno!

Inferno chops Elektro across the chest two times.
Inferno climbs to the second rope, and comes down with a fist drop to
Elektro's head.
Elektro comes stumbling out of the corner, and Inferno catches him with a
fireman's carry.

JR: Excellent technical skill being displayed by Inferno!

Tags are made!
La Pakka hits a powerslam on Mineral.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
La Pakka takes Mineral down with a slap.
La Pakka executes a powerslam on Mineral.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
La Pakka hits Mineral with a flying cross body press.
Earl Hepner counts: One, kickout.
La Pakka complains about a slow count.
Mineral executes an inside cradle on La Pakka.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Mineral takes La Pakka down with an arm bar.
Inferno enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tazan Boy enters the ring and lays out Inferno.
A small "Tazan Boy" chant is being started.
Tazan Boy goes for a faceslam, but Mineral blocks it.
Tazan Boy rolls out of the ring.
Mineral uses a sidewalk slam on La Pakka.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mineral goes for a DDT, but La Pakka counters it with a small package.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
La Pakka tags out to Tazan Boy.
La Pakka goes for a bodyslam, but Mineral blocks it.
La Pakka rolls out of the ring.
Mineral takes Tazan Boy down with a spear.
Mineral runs into the ropes.
Mineral uses a spear on Tazan Boy.
Mineral hits Tazan Boy with a fireman's carry.
Mineral tags out to Inferno.
Inferno and Mineral whip Tazan Boy into the ropes.
They hit Tazan Boy with a double elbowsmash.
Mineral leaves the ring.
Inferno hits a legdrop on Tazan Boy.
Inferno is going for the cover.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Mineral enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Inferno and Mineral hit Tazan Boy with a double powerbomb.
Mineral leaves the ring.
Inferno takes Tazan Boy down with a sidewalk slam.
Inferno whips Tazan Boy into the ropes.
Tazan Boy smacks Inferno with a devastating clothesline .
Tazan Boy dances for the crowd.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tazan Boy.
Tazan Boy tags out to Elektroshock.
Tazan Boy executes a faceslam on Inferno.
Elektroshock hits a flying dropkick on Inferno.
Tazan Boy smacks Inferno with a devastating clothesline .
Elektroshock hoists Inferno high into the air with a backdrop suplex, then sends
Inferno crashing hard to the mat.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Elektroshock.
Elektroshock and Tazan Boy whip Inferno into the ropes.
They hit Inferno with a double elbowsmash.
Tazan Boy leaves the ring.
Elektroshock takes Inferno down with a chop.

JR: La Pakka whips Inferno into the ropes. He drops down as Inferno leaps over him.

King: Man this is almost classic wrestling from Inferno.

JR: Elektroshock reaches out and grabs the hair of Inferno sending him hard top the mat.

King: CHEATER!!!!!

JR: La Pakka catches Inerno in a rolling inside cradle!!!!

1
2
shoulder up!!!!

King: I thought we were about to see an upset but I have faith in Eco System.

JR: La Pakka makes the tag to Elektroshock, who is laying boots to the back of the head of Inferno.

King: Each of those kicks are very well placed... But he is still a cheater.

JR: Elektroshock tags out to Tazan Boy.

King: These are some quick tags.

JR: Tazan Boy is standing on the top rope.... FLYING CROSS BODYBLOCK ON INFERNO!!!!!

Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tazan Boy goes for a dropkick, but Inferno side-steps and Tazan Boy
only hits air.
Tazan Boy begs off.
Inferno tags out to Mineral.

Mineral ducks a quick kick from Tazan Boy .
Mineral goes around and gives Tazan Boy a DDT.
Mineral goes for a cover on Tazan Boy , but he gets the shoulder up at two.

JR: The longer this match goes on, the less it favors the Eco-System! The
numbers game may catch up to them in time.

(As Tazan Boy gets up, Mineral picks him up and executes a spinebuster.
Mineral goes for the cover, but Tazan Boy kicks out.)

King: Mineral's looking frustrated, JR!

JR: Well, he's gotta get back on Tazan Boy !

Mineral puts Tazan Boy between his legs.
Mineral hooks Tazan Boy up in a powerbomb position.
Tazan Boy is powerbombed into La Pakka and Elektroshock, knocking them all off
the apron.

King: YAAH! It's a pile of jobbers!

(Mineral climbs up to the top rope and leg drops out of the ring on top of
all of them. The ref begins counting Mineral and Tazan Boy out, and Mineral
quickly regains his foot and throws Tazan Boy back in the ring. He then slides back
into the ring himsel
)

JR: Smart strategy by Mineral to get back in the ring! You can't win on the
outside!

Mineral goes for the cover on Tazan Boy .
The ref counts: 1...2....Tazan Boy gets his foot on the rope.

Mineral goes for a spear, but Tazan Boy counters it with a kneelift.
Tazan Boy tags out to Eleektroshock.
Mineral goes for a DDT, but Elektroshock blocks it.
Elektroshock runs into the ropes.
Aquatic trips Elektroshock.
Earl Hepner threatens Eco-System with disqualification.
Earl Hepner warns Aquatic.
Elektroshock runs into the ropes.
Elektroshock almost takes Mineral's head off with a clothesline
Elektroshock covers Mineral.
There is no referee to count.
Aquatic enters the ring and hits Elektroshock with a chair.
Mineral doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Mineral hits Elektroshock with a powerbomb.
There is no referee to count.
Aquatic puts Mineral on top of Elektroshock.
Mineral gets back up.
Earl Hepner is back on the job.
Mineral mimes a globe and goes "The World is ours!".
The crowd is wildly cheering Mineral with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mineral uses a spear on Elektroshock.
Mineral is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Mineral goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Elektroshock counters it with
a low blow.

JR: Mineral is trying to get a leverage on Tazan Boy.

King: Well he is taller than Tazan Boy so he might have a disadvantage.

JR: Tazan Boy goes for a single leg trip. Off the ropes into a lionsault!!!!

King: CHEATER!!!!!

JR: That is legal!!!!

King: Yeah but he is Mexican.

JR: Tazan boy tags out to Elektroshock.
Elektroshock nails Mineral with a kick to the midsection.
Elektroshock whips Mineral into the ropes.
Elektroshock nails Mineral with a punch.
Elektroshock uses a chop on Mineral.
Elektroshock executes a double-axhandle to the back on Mineral.
Elektroshock yells at the crowd and acts crazy.
Elektroshock is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Elektroshock uses a double-axhandle to the back on Mineral.
Elektroshock throws Mineral into the turnbuckle, but Mineral reverses it.
Mineral whips Elektroshock into the ropes.
Elektroshock hits Mineral with a kick.

Mineral whips La Pakka into the ropes and catches him with a spear.
Mineral drags La Pakka over to the Eco-System's corner.
Inferno gets the tag from Mineral.

JR: Inferno and Mineral have La Pakka in position for the Nature's Fury! If
they nail it...

(Inferno and Mineral hoist La Pakka up above their head and fly backward,
executing the Nature's Fury.)

JR: NATURE'S FURY! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!

Elektroshock runs in, but is met with a spear by Inferno.
Tazan Boy runs in, but is met with an Avalanche by Mineral.
Inferno goes back over to La Pakka.

King: YAAH! The Eco-System just cleared out the Union!

(Inferno hoists La Pakka over his shoulder and connects with a Sun Flare.
Inferno goes for the cover on La Pakka as Mineral throws Tazan and
Elektroshock out of the ring)

Inferno further incites the crowd.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
Inferno is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

*DING DING!*

Lilly: Here are your winners.......THE ECO-SYSTEM!

(Inferno and Mineral stand up as their arms are raised and their title belts
are handed to them. The Eco-System slides out of the ring and walk backstage
with Aquatic as "Stunt 101" plays)

(The camera catches up with Master Z sneaking around the arena's back hallways. He slyly looks around the corner. The camera catches the silhouette of someone walking into the bathroom, but at this point we are unable to tell who. Master Z smiles and looks into the camera.)

Master Z: We'll just let him get "settled in" if you know what I mean!

(Master Z leans against the wall and waits. He fiddles with his brass knuckles looking very impatient. Finally, he decides to make his move.)

JR: Master Z is going into that restroom. Who in the world was that we saw go in there?

KING: I'm not sure but I wouldn't go in there!

(Master Z quietly walks up to the stall. The room is silent. From inside the stall a strange noise emerges:

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

*PLUNK* *PLUNK*

KING: YAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm gonna be sick!

JR: OH MY! We don't need to be in there!

(Master Z takes a step back in disgust! He plugs his nose and violently kicks in the stall door!)

JR: That stall door swung in knocking a man off the toilet! That looks like..... That's Big Kev sitting on the toilet!

KING: GROSS EWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kev falls off the toilet, his pants still around his ankles. A large blur is seen, well, you know where.)

KING: Thank the lord we censor stuff here in the BMWF! Not like those other potty-mouth wrestling federations!

JR: Agreed! But speaking of potty..........

(Master Z grabs Big Kev by his long hair and drags him out of the stall screaming.)

Master Z: You think you can get the best out of me? Wait a minute... Didn't I beat you for the US Title years ago? Naah, couldn't have been you!

JR: Master Z is slamming his brass knuckles into the forehead of Big Kev! The blood is gushing from his skull!

KING: I don't feel so good.......

JR: Master Z lifts Kev's head up to the hand air-dryer and turns it on!

Master Z continues to shove the lips of Big Kev around the nozzle. His cheeks are puffing out from the air!

Master Z: I always knew you were full of hot air!

(Master Z slams the head of Big Kev off the nozzle, tears the hand drier from the wall, and begins to beat the unconscious man with it!

KING: What a disaster area! And what makes it worse, I sure wish the guy would pull up his pants!

JR: Master Z is sick! He's dragging Big Kev back over to the toilet he was sitting on!

(The camera shows the inside of the stall and certain "unmentionable" objects floating around inside the porcelain bowl.)

KING: *BLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

JR: We can't show that on TV! Can we show that on TV, King? This is gross!

(Master Z grabs Big Kev by his hair, slams it off the toilet paper dispenser, and continues to wrap the head of Big Kev with toilet paper until he looks like a mummy.)

KING: DON"T DO IT Z!

*SPLASHHHHHHH*

JR: Master Z just threw Big Kev's face into that toilet full of... full off... I can't say it, King!

KING: They're turds, JR! Say it with me now T-U-R-D-S! BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

JR: Master Z is smiling! What a sick sick man!

KING: Lowedown better head for the hills with this guy on his tail! I've never seen anything like this!

JR: What's he doing now? Master Z is washing his hands in the sink! All while Big Kev bleeds into that toilet full of.. of... nuggets!

KING: NUGGETS?!?!?!

(Master Z dries his hands under the remaining hand drier and leaves the bathroom whistling a tune. The scene cuts back to the announcers table. The King's face looks green!)

JR: That was very disturbing folks! We know Master Z won't stop until he gets his hands on Lowedown! King... Hey King!

KING: (leaning over behind the table) *BLEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHH*

JR: Oh my! Get the janitor out here now!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From El Paso, Texas...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...

Latino Heat

PA: We Lie… We Cheat… We Steal…

(Latino Heat’s music hits over the PA system as the man comes out from the back with a confident look on his face. As soon as he walks out, the crowd begins to boo him. He laughs it off, and extends both his hands out to his sides. He pounds his chest a few times and then makes his way down to the ring. He slides in and heads to the corner. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and extends his hands out again. He pounds his chest a few more times as the boos get louder. He drops down to the mat and is handed a microphone as he looks over at Ultimate Guerrero.)

Latino Heat: Ultimate, let me tell ya’ somethin’ kid. This is a mistake on yer part tryin’ to keep this thing goin’ with me. You don’t realize that I got a responsibility to hurt ya’ tonight. Whether ya’ like it or not, I’m done with you, I’m done with Scotty, and I’m done with the Guerrero family. So if you keep knockin’ on my door tryin’ to get back at me for that, then you’re only gonna get hurt. I told ya’ that I don’t care for ya’ anymore. I left ya’ laying in the ring last week. And I plan on doing it again here tonight. Ya’ gotta learn a lesson. Ya’ gotta realize that compared to me yer’ a nothin’. And ya’ gotta accept the fact that I’m too good to be a Guerrero. I prove that tonight against you as I wipe the mat with not only your face but yer blood.

And Scotty, listen up, because I hear all that you keep talkin’ about and I don’t buy anything that you say anymore. You keep talkin’ about me and I’m bound to have to smack ya’ for it. You don’t want to embarrass yourself against me. You don’t need me to prove to the world how much of a joke you are. I’ll do it though, if ya’ can’t keep your nose out of my business. I’m lookin’ ahead to greatness, and if ya’ try to get in my way, I’ll be forced to push ya out of it and into the old folks’ home. Ya’ don’t want any of this. So to ya’ and Ultimate… let me extend some advice. If ya’ can’t stand this Latino Heat… then stay out of the kitchen… because ya will get burned… essa.

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Torreon, Mexico...
Weighing in at 210 pounds...

Ultimate Guerrero

PA: Viva la raza!

(Ultimate Guerrero’s Latin-themed music hits over the PA system and he makes his way out from the back. He holds his head down with his hair covering his mask as he makes his way down the aisle and straight to the ring. He slides in and heads to a corner. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle, flips back his hair and raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers for him. He hops back down to the mat and grabs a microphone as he stands in the center of the ring.)

Ultimate: Latino Heat… you have disgraced la familia… and you have spit on me. Not only that… but you have turned your back… on Scotty… and The Union. For these things… I cannot… forgive you. For these things… you will have to pay. I tried… to help you. I wanted… to be a team. But now I know… that you only care… about yourself. You said… that you don’t want to be a Guerrero…anymore… but I say… we don’t want you… to be a Guerrero… either. La familia… is stronger… than one man. And tonight… at Bedlam… I will have to prove that. I never thought… it could… or would… come to this. But it has. I am somewhat… speechless… at the thought… of a man like you… acting like such… a child. We could have been… the best. But you chose… to seek it… alone. We shall see… if you are… man enough… to get the job… done. In the future… maybe… but tonight… no. You will have to pay… for all that you have done.

*DING DING!*

JR: There's the bell!
Ultimate Guerrero chops Latino Heat.
Ultimate Guerrero has the crowd going wild.
Latino Heat punches Ultimate Guerrero.
The crowd is booing Latino Heat.
Ultimate Guerrero kicks Latino Heat.
Ultimate Guerrero uses an elbowsmash on Latino Heat.
Ultimate Guerrero whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Latino Heat misses with a kick.
Latino Heat hits Ultimate Guerrero with a shoulderblock.
Latino Heat hits a dropkick on Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
The crowd is booing Latino Heat.
Latino Heat goes for a bodyslam, but Ultimate Guerrero counters it with
a facerake.
Ultimate Guerrero smacks Latino Heat with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is going crazy.
Ultimate Guerrero whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Ultimate Guerrero hits Latino Heat with a clothesline.
Latino Heat falls out of the ring.
Ultimate Guerrero goes through the ropes.
Ultimate Guerrero climbs back into the ring.
Latino Heat climbs back into the ring.
Ultimate Guerrero nails Latino Heat with a fist to the midsection.
Ultimate Guerrero yells at the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ultimate Guerrero whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Ultimate Guerrero takes Latino Heat down with a slap.
Ultimate Guerrero punches Latino Heat.
Ultimate Guerrero has the crowd going wild.
Ultimate Guerrero punches Latino Heat.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ultimate Guerrero chops Latino Heat.
Ultimate Guerrero has the crowd going wild.
Latino Heat hits Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat punches Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Latino Heat hits a backbreaker on Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat uses a brain buster on Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
A fan at ringside badmouths Latino Heat.
Latino Heat gives the sign for the Frog Splash.
Latino Heat goes for the Frog Splash, but Ultimate Guerrero blocks it.
Latino Heat whips Ultimate Guerrero into the ropes, but Ultimate Guerrero
reverses it.
Ultimate Guerrero misses with a kick.
Ultimate Guerrero goes for an armbar submission, but Latino Heat blocks it.
Latino Heat executes a dropkick on Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat hits Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat kicks Ultimate Guerrero.
A fan at ringside badmouths Latino Heat.
Latino Heat kicks Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat goes for a brain buster, but Ultimate Guerrero slides down his back.
Ultimate Guerrero nails Latino Heat with a German suplex.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Ultimate Guerrero smacks Latino Heat with a devastating flying clothesline .
Ultimate Guerrero has the crowd going wild.
Ultimate Guerrero executes a fist to the midsection on Latino Heat.
Ultimate Guerrero catches Latino Heat in an armbar submission.
Latino Heat is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Latino Heat breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Latino Heat runs into the ropes.
Ultimate Guerrero hits a spinebuster slam on Latino Heat.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ultimate Guerrero goes for a snap suplex, but Latino Heat blocks it.
Latino Heat throws Ultimate Guerrero out of the ring.
Al Johnson counts: one, Ultimate Guerrero reenters the ring.
Latino Heat kicks Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat further incites the crowd.
Latino Heat kicks Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat kicks Ultimate Guerrero.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
Latino Heat is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Latino Heat hits Ultimate Guerrero with a snap suplex.
Latino Heat executes the Frog Splash on Ultimate Guerrero.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Latino Heat is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

*DING DING!*

(Lowedown is seen standing right in front of Master Z as he stares right at the nameplate on the door. Lowedown stands quietly for a moment before he finally takes a few steps back...)

King:I think Lowedown has finally come to his senses here! He doesn't really want to mess with Z after all!

(From out of the camera's view, you begin to hear a small hum come from down the hall. Suddenly, Lowedown is seen barreling down the halls of the Scope Center in a bWo detailed golf cart. Lowedown pulls within a few feet of Master Z's locker room and then honks the horn...)

LD:HEY Z! WELCOME TO MY WORLD BLEEP!

(Lowedown hits the pedal and goes crashing through the locker room and catches Master Z by surprise. Lowedown manages to steer the golf cart and shoves Master Z against the wall and presses the bumpers right into the legs of Z so that he is unable to escape. Lowedown continues to push down on the pedal and keeps pressure on Master Z against the wall as Lowedown leans back and turns off the cart...)

JR:I can't believe it! Lowedown could be crushing Master Z's legs!

King:He's not crushing him! He's just stopping Z from escaping!

(As Master Z writhes in pain, Lowedown leans back in the chair for a moment and opens a beer from the cooler next to him...)

LD:Don't worry Z! I haven't been drinking that much! This is only my 5th beer so far. But I thought I would stop by and see how you were doing before our match up?

(Lowedown rises up and cracks open a beer and is about to hand it to Z when...)

LD:Wait a moment my ol' friend! You're not much of a drinker are you? This is good beer here! Why don't you try some?!?

(Lowedown takes the beer and slams it right across the head of Master Z that stuns him for a moment and then pulls his steel chair from the back of the cart...)

LD:You know what Z? You seemed to have alot of fun nailing me with that chair at Live so I thought I would give you a taste of your medcine.

(Lowedown pulls the chair back and swings it towards the head of Master Z, but then stops inches from his face...)

LD:No, no, no. no, no...not yet old friend. Why would a good guy like me use my favorite chair on a jack@$$ like you? I'm not in the mood to waste this chair on you. However, this bWo golf cart is something new that I thought you'd get a kick out of it. You like it?

(Lowedown laughs for a moment as Lowedown grabs a cattle prod from the seat next to him and drives it into the ribs of Master Z. Lowedown pulls back and then looks at the pain on Z's face before he drives the cattle prod again into the ribs of Z. Lowedown reaches down again and pulls out a roll of masking tape and rips a piece off before pressing it against the mouth of Master Z. Lowedown pulls a pair of handcuffs and grabs Z's arm and attaches it to the golf cart. Lowedown pulls another pair and attaches the other arm...)

LD:Z, I told you I wanted a straight up fight with you and at Bedlam Bowl, I'm going to be watching you closer than you can imagine! I am going to be in your corner whether you like it or not! You and I are destined for war! You and I...are destined for alot of pain! I will fight you and you will go down to the Lowedown!

(Lowedown turns around for a moment just long enough to swing back around with a vicious chairshot that rocks the head of Z back against the wall. A trickle of blood is seen running down Z's face as Lowedown wipes the sweat off the chair with Z's own t-shirt and smiles...)

LD:Sorry about that Z. It wasn't me...it was the chair that made me do it. Bad chair...BAD CHAIR!

(Lowedown sits back down in the golf cart and then starts it back up. Lowedown begins to pull back with Z still attached to the cart. Z drops to the floor as Lowedown is driving in reverse and then looks down at Z...)

LD:Man oh man! I'm supposed to release you aren't I? For a moment I thought I hit a squirrel or something!

(Lowedown unlocks the handcuffs and watches Z drop to the floor. Lowedown continues to pull back and then honks the horn before looking back...)

LD:You have yourself a nice day and I'll see you in the ring tonight!

(Lowedown pulls away and leaves Master Z on the floor...)

fade...