---

(RVD and Fonzie are in the locker room awaiting their time to go out to the
ring.)

Fonzie: MAVERICK, DADDY, YOU HAVE TO BE THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!! JUST WHEN EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT ROBBIE HAD YOU READY TO BE PINNED GORMAN FROWNLY COMES OUT!!!!!!

RVD: Settle down Fonzie, one of these days you are seriously going to hurt
yourself. Now if my memory severs me correctly, next weekend the BMWF is
having a pay-per-view. Maverick, why don't you put that title up for grabs
against me and Gorman in a Three Way Elimination match. But then again, you
just might be scared that you might lose that title. We all know how much you
charish the fact that you are a double champion. Besides, we all know that
you are too scared to go into the ring with the Whole F'N Show. Hey I don't
blame you. I would be worried too. I would hate to have to face me in the
ring also. Now for Sandmann, tonight you get to see exactly what RVD 420
style is all about."

BOB: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Bill Alfonzie...
Fighting out of Battle Creek, Michigan...
Weighing in at 237 pounds...

"Mr. Pay Per View" Robbie Van Dam

His opponent...
Fighting out of Philadelphia, PA...
Weighing in at 244 pounds...

"The Extreme ICON" Sandmann

DING DING!

BOLE: They lock up.
Robbie Van Dam punches Sandmann.
Sandmann punches Robbie Van Dam.
A fan at ringside badmouths Sandmann.
Robbie Van Dam chops Sandmann.
Robbie Van Dam kicks Sandmann.
Robbie Van Dam kicks Sandmann.
Robbie Van Dam hits Sandmann with a DDT.
The crowd is giving Robbie Van Dam a standing ovation.
Robbie Van Dam uses an elbowsmash on Sandmann.
Robbie Van Dam hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Sandmann.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Robbie Van Dam takes Sandmann down with a single-leg takedown.
Robbie Van Dam executes an elbowsmash on Sandmann.
Robbie Van Dam punches Sandmann.
The crowd is giving Robbie Van Dam a standing ovation.
Robbie Van Dam punches Sandmann.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Sandmann hits Robbie Van Dam.
Sandmann is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Sandmann kicks Robbie Van Dam.
Sandmann further incites the crowd.
Robbie Van Dam hits Sandmann.
The crowd erupts.
Robbie Van Dam hits Sandmann.
The crowd is giving Robbie Van Dam a standing ovation.
Robbie Van Dam whips Sandmann into the ropes, but Sandmann reverses it.
Sandmann misses with a kick.
Sandmann takes Robbie Van Dam down with a powerslam.
Jack Slone counts: One, kickout.
Sandmann takes Robbie Van Dam down with a bodyslam.
Sandmann whips Robbie Van Dam into the turnbuckle.
Sandmann runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Sandmann goes for a vertical suplex, but Robbie Van Dam blocks it.
Robbie Van Dam hits Sandmann with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Robbie Van Dam nails Sandmann with a flying dropkick.
The crowd is giving Robbie Van Dam a standing ovation.
Robbie Van Dam whips Sandmann into the turnbuckle.
Sandmann comes back and rocks Robbie Van Dam with an elbow.
Robbie Van Dam hits Sandmann with a DDT.
Robbie Van Dam points to himself.
The crowd is giving Robbie Van Dam a standing ovation.
Robbie Van Dam uses a split legged moonsault on Sandmann.
Robbie Van Dam executes the Five Star Frog Splash on Sandmann.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

DING DING!

KELLIE: The winner is Robbie Van Dam. Wait a minue! What's this?

<Camera goes to the locker room, where Kurt Dangle and Stephanie are talking to each other about last weeks hardcore match (Obviously this is not the real Kurt and Steph because they wouldn't have anything to do with each other in the BMWF and Ravnos can't make them talk about certain things, etc. Yes, Rav, you must learn the hard way! So says the Darklord!!) and Ravnos' actions earlier that night. Suddenly all the lights go off in the room, and there is a scuffle noise, followed by a large crunch, and then a smaller crunch. The lights flick on and Ravnos is standing above Kurt Dangle and Stephanies unconscious bodies. (Editor's note: Oops! no beating up the staff either!!) There are 2 smashed tables scattered around them. The crowd does a huge pop...Ravnos kicks Stephanie off Dangle and picks Kurt up...>

<JR> THIS IS RIDICULOUS!! COME ON! I DONT LIKE THOSE 2 GUYS MUCH BUT RAVNOS IS GOING TO HURT SOMEONE BADLY!!!

<KING> You kidding JR? I mean, this Ravnos guy is sending us a message...stay out of his business...he feels that these guys all got in the way of his business with Tyrone last weekend and hes making them pay...YAAAHHH!!! WHATS HE DOING WITH KURT??? Oh, yeah! That isn't Kurt!! HA HA HA!!

<Ravnos hurls Kurt into a car, which then drives off at full speed...the number plate reads VI - 6 in Roman numerals..>

<Ravnos> 4 down...3 to go...

<Ravnos walks off, as if in a psychotic trance>

<JR> KING! WHATS GOING ON! RAVNOS HAS AN ACCOMPLICE!! WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON??

KING: Who cares? It wasn't the real Kurt anyway! HA HA HA!!!

JR: Let's go to our next presenters...The Whackolytes!!!

(Whackolytes music plays as the Whackos come to the stage carrying beer and smoking cigars. They are wearing T-shirts that look like tuxes.)

FAROOK: So, now we gotta announce who won the rookie of the year award! Well, we need a few more beers or we ain't gonna tell nobody!

BADSHAW: That's right! Bring on the beer!!

JR: Folks! There seems to be a slight snag in the proceedings as the Whackolytes aren't going to reveal the winner of the Rookie of the Year Award unless they get more beer!

KING: Wait! Look! Howard the Fink has just rolled in a keg!

FAROOK: Ok, that'll do! The winner of the sissy award...

KING: Sissy award! HA HA HA!!

BADSHAW: Uh, Farook, that's Rookie of the Year...

FAROOK: Whatever! The winner is...(rips open the envelope.)

KING: Hey they didn't even tell who the nominees were! HA HA HA!!

BADSHAW: Whattaya know! It's a tie! Two jackasses won!!

FAROOK: Ash and Jay B!!

(Ash gets up from his table and walks to the podium wearing the bottoms to
his prison jumpsuit, over the top he has a sports jacket with the sleeves
removed, and a bowtie around this neck. Around his waist he is wearing his
1/2 of the Tag Team Championship belts. He doesn't acknowledge the clapping
or anything as he makes his way to the podium. He awaits Jay-B so they can
accept this award. )

FAROOK: What the matter, Jay-B! You deaf or something! I said the winners are Ash and Jay-B!!

(Ash the Whackolytes look around. A stagehand comes out and whispers into the ear of
Badshaw who in turns tells Ash to go on with his speech.)

(The officials turn and present the award to Ash and hand him a mic.)

Ash: Why does this not surprise me Jay-B didn't show. Well I've gonna
accept this either way. There was a time in the BMWF, that I would have came
out here and thanked everyone. I would have accepted this on behalf of
everyone who helped get me over, to those I've worked with, and to most of
all the fans. Somewhere I feel those feelings and I do thank you, But those
days are over, and I don't have anything to say to anyone except Lowedown.
(Ash stares directly as Lowedown) For two weeks Lowedown I've kept silent.
For two weeks, you haven't seen, heard, felt my presence. For two weeks I
turned your fate over and over in my mind in order to find the perfect way to
end not only your title reign and get my belt back, but end your perfect
existence. I am going to take away those you hold most dear. I am going to
leave you with nobody to turn to but your own demons. Then I am going to
beat you within an inch of your sorry life, till you look up at me with
nothing to live for, and no reason to go on, and BEG ME TO KILL YOU. You
will look back on that day as the moment you realized what you are really
made of. I am going to show your soul Lowedown... be ready.

Jay-B: Oh just shut yer d@mn mouth!!

(B suddenly appears amidst all the tables in the center of the Ballroom. B
begins to step slowly towards the stage. B continues to speak with the
Brotherhood right behind him.)

Jay-B: Ash, what makes you think that you deserve to be "Rookie Of The
Year?" What have you done? I mean, you've been handed two prestigious
titles, those being the Hardcore and a Tag Team strap. And you seem to
somehow BLEEP everybody off! Now you look at me, I am a former Tag Team
Champion, I'm recieving an award for Tag Team of the Year, Match of the Year,
Feud of the Year, and the Rookie of the Year award which I must share with
the likes of you? I don't think so. I should not have to share MY Rookie of
the Year award! I am the lone Rookie of the Year!

(Ash pauses for a moment before speaking)

Ash: Are you done? The way you saunter out here thinking everyone must bow
down and kiss your boots is laughable at best. You think YOU should be the
lone rookie of the year? You think that by riding Master Z like a pony all
the way to the top of the Tag Team Division makes you a champion? You think
that somehow my having two titles that I was ASKED to take makes me less
deserving of them? You are a sore winner Jay-B, and even more so a sore
LOSER. I have bigger things to worry about than whether or not you think you
should have won this Award. But I do not fear you, or doubt I can beat you.
So we'll settle this the hard way, with a match at the ppv, winner walks out
the Rookie of the Year. No disputes, no questions, just one simple answer.

Jay-B: Tell ya what, I'll one-up ya on your challenge. How 'bout we make
this match a bit more entertaining. Cause frankly, I can only carry you so
far in a regular match. How bout we take that award, and suspend it 20 ft in
the air, and have ourselves a little ladder match!

JR: A ladder match!!

KING: YAHHHHHH!!!

Ash: You've got yourself a match B!

Jay-B: Very good, oh, and one more thing Ash, just remember, you asked for
this beating!

(With that B rushes the stage, security is right on top of him and they
prevent Ash and Jay-B from getting to each other) 

JR: We'll be right back!!

(The scene opens with No Chance in Hell playing. Stephanie and Vince Mackman take the podium.)

VINCE: Thank you very much! I hope all of you are enjoying this awards presentation as much as I am. Now here is my daughter and the Commissioner of the BMWF, Stephanie Mackman with a word about our next PPV , Bedlam Bowl, which emanates from the ROSE BOWL in Pasadena, CA!!

KING: WOW! The Bedlam Bowl is going to be at the Rose Bowl on the day of the Super Bowl! YAHOO!!

STEPHANIE: Thanks, Dad! This year's Bedlam Bowl will be the biggest event of the year next to Bruisermania 2001 which will take place at the end of March! First, I would like to talk about the Bedlam Bowl match itself. It will be like a "Royal Rumble" only there will be 50 participants instead of 30!!

KING: YOW!

STEPHANIE: The winner of the Bedlam Bowl will go on to face whoever is World Champion, my man, Hunny, of course, at Bruisermania 2001 for the title!!

Now, there will also be a few other matches such as an Jamaican Electrified Fence cage match between Tyrone Smith and Kurt Dangle.

KING: YAHH! Kurt just spit his milk all over the place and fell out of his chair!!

STEPHANIE: And, of course, there will be the aforementioned ladder match between Jay-B and Ash!

Also, well... I'm going to turn it over to Maverick for this announcement.

(Maverick stands up from his seat next to the other Brotherhood members
dressed in a trenchcoat style tuxedo. Walking down the aisle and to the
stage. He shakes hands with Mr. Mackman and then Stephanie. He stands to the
podium and begins to speak into it.)

Maverick: Tonight is a night of great recognition for most of us. We've got
some of the top wrestlers in the industry here with us tonight. Now even
though the majority of the Awards are going to members of the Brotherhood,
that doesn't mean that we forget the little people. As a matter of fact,
Stephanie and I have been discussing the current standing of the
Light-Heavyweight division. The way I see it, there are no current challenges
to me anymore. So we have come up with a solution... At Bedlam Bowl, January 28th, there will be a tournament containing every member of the
Light-Heavyweight roster. The winner will get receive the title and be the
undisputed champion. But, I have been given an extra treat as well... I will
be the special guest referee in every single match! Also, if any others
outside the LH limitations wish to join in on the tournament, they are
welcome. Thank you Stephanie and Mr. Mackman for having me here tonight and
allowing me to make this announcement.

(Maverick makes his way down the stairs and back to the seats with the
Brotherhood.)

STEPHANIE: Finally, the Main event of Bedlam Bowl 2001 will be...my Hunny, Triple H defending his World title against the #1 contender...Scotty Scott!!

KING: WOW!

JR: Look at that smirk on Triple H's face.

We'll be right back!!

BOB: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Uncle Paul...
Weighing in at 375 pounds...

"The Big Dead Machine" Pain

His opponent...
From Minneapolis, MN...
Weighing in at 243 pounds...

The Enforcer

("La Grange" by ZZ Top blares over the PA system as the Enforcer walks out to
the jeers of the fans. He walks smugly down to the ring as trash is thrown at
him.)

"Pain, tonight is a night that you will not soon forget. Tonight is the night
that you actually get the beating that you richly deserve. The fact of the
matter isI don't care about your childhood how you claim you were burned. I
don't care about your big brother. The bottom line is I just don't like you.
Now Rick, Alex, and Deacon are at the award banquet. So don't worry about
them coming out here and beating you down or anything. Tonight, I'm going to
beat you right here in this ring. 1-2-3."

KELLIE: Hey I thought Pain was at the awards show!!

BOLE: Well, the awards are in the Ballroom of the BMC Center and the BMWF Arena is in the BMC Center, too!

KELLIE: But I thought the BMWF Arena was in Detroit!

BOLE: Boy, you are a moron! The BMF Arena was in Detroit! When they renamed the BWF BMWF, they built this fine complex here in Adrian!

KELLIE: But Adrian is just a little hick town!

BOLE: Oh, never mind!

DING DING!

BOLE: They lock up.
The Enforcer goes for a faceslam, but Pain blocks it.
Pain goes for a roundhouse right, but The Enforcer blocks it.
The Enforcer whips Pain into the turnbuckle.
The Enforcer charges into the corner.
The Enforcer gives him a forearm smash, but Pain doesn't even care.
The Enforcer executes a kneelift on Pain.
The Enforcer gives him a faceslam, but Pain doesn't budge.
Pain hits a forearm to the back on The Enforcer.
Pain smacks The Enforcer with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is behind Pain all the way.
The Enforcer whips Pain into the ropes.
The Enforcer uses a fist to the midsection on Pain.
The Enforcer smacks Pain with a devastating short clothesline .
The Enforcer whips Pain into the ropes, but Pain reverses it.
The Enforcer hits Pain with a shoulderblock.
Pain sits up.
The chants for Pain are deafening.
The Enforcer whips Pain into the turnbuckle, but Pain reverses it.
Pain hits The Enforcer with a forearm to the back.
The Enforcer goes for a DDT, but Pain blocks it.
Pain nails The Enforcer with a forearm to the back.
Pain hits an elbowsmash on The Enforcer.
Pain goes for a clothesline, but The Enforcer counters it with a hiptoss.
The Enforcer nails Pain with a DDT.
Pain sits up.
The Enforcer gives him a flying clothesline, but Pain doesn't even care.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Pain runs into the ropes.
Pain smacks The Enforcer with a devastating clothesline .
Pain is going for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pain runs into the ropes.
The Enforcer goes for a lariat, but Pain counters it with an armbar submission.
The Enforcer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Enforcer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Pain smacks The Enforcer with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is giving Pain a standing ovation.
Pain is going for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Pain catches The Enforcer in a choke lift.
Charles Robertson warns Pain to let go.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Pain goes for a punch, but The Enforcer counters it with a roundhouse right.
The Enforcer gives him a single-leg takedown, but Pain doesn't even care.
Uncle Paul throws Pain the Urn.
Pain hits The Enforcer with it and goes for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Pain a standing ovation.

DING DING!

BOLE: The winner is Pain. We'll be right back!!

JR: OK, folks, it's time to see who the Wrestler of the Year is and for this presentation here are two of the all time greats of pro wrestling...Johnny Valentino and the Shieekkk!

(Johnny is on crutches because of an injury he received in the same plane crash that broke Rick Flare's back in 1975. The Shieekk is still acting as crazy as ever.)

JOHNNY: The nominees for Wrestler of the Year are...

• DDT

• Himura Hayabusa

• Hollywood Mike

• LoweDown

• Master Z

• Scotty Scott

• The Rock

• Triple H

• Tyrone Smith
  

JOHNNY:And the winner for Wrestler of the Year is...

(Sheiikk grabs the envelope and starts to eat it!)

JOHNNY: Hey, you freak! Gimme that!!

SHEEIIKKK: HEY! ABOOLABALOOBALLOOOO!!

JOHNNY: Ah, I never like you anyway! And the winner for Wrestler of the Year is...Lowedown!

(Lowedown looks surprised as he stands up from the table with the Flock golf
clapping to mock the awards. He stands wearing his black tuxedo with the
sleeves cut off, picks up the Hardcore title off of the table and makes his
way to the podium. He sees the sea of other BMWF superstars and smiles very
quickly and turns his face away and takes the award and leans into the
microphone. He hears the Flock table begin a "Bloodbath" chant and slamming
their bottles of beer.)

Lowedown:YOU LIKE ME! YOU REALLY FLIPPIN' LIKE ME!!!(Brief pause as the noise dies down.) As I sit here and look upon this sea of testosterone, I take
great pride in the fact that the people know where the talent truly lies here
in Lowedown. I know it, the Flock knows it, and the fans of the BMWF know it
for d@mn sure! I take this award as a symbol showing that when you step up
and show that you can put your @$$ on the line each and every week, give your
blood, sweat, and occasionally a bladder full of toxic waste...then you got
it down baby! The fans have come into those arena every night and watched how
the Lowedown goes downlowe on anybody in or out of the ring. To the fans who
have followed Lowedown since the beginning, I got your back and you will see
Lowedown show and improve more and more each and every night. For the fans
who don't follow the Lowedown, you can just pucker up and...you know the
rest. To Scotty with his broken english, Z with his charming charisma, Himura
with his hairstyle, Rock with his electrifying eyebrow, Hollywood with his
air guitar, DD...Matt and his name problems, Triple Scoop with his "D@MN
GOOD" positive outlook on life, and the "Jamaican sensation" Tyrone Smith
with his bag of special homegrown oregano cloud that follows him wherever he
goes. I followed Tyrone one day out of the locker room and five minutes later
I had the munchies so bad...Anyhoo...

(Lowedown backs away from the microphone for a brief second and the follows
up with hs final notes...)

Lowedown:The whole sha-bang is this folks...And that is the Lowedown on that!

(Applause)

J.R:Lowedown was voted Wrestler of the Year folks and he has had an
incredible year. He has captured almost every singles title in the BMWF. That
is very impressive in itself King.

King:All he needs to do is drop fifty pounds and he can go after the
Light-Heavyweight title next. HAHAHA!

(The camera cuts to the Union table.)

GMS: Now I know that you are going to be upset by this one.

Scotty: Not really. Lowedown deserves to be Wrestler of the Year. Look at all
of the titles that he has won this year.

Too Hotty: But look at how he won them.

Scotty: It doesn't matter how he won them. I look at this way. It's a honor
for me.

GMS: How so hommie?

Scotty: I tauight him alot of what he knows and he knows it. It's just gotta
eat at him.

(As Lowedown is walking down the stairs after receiving his Award, he is hit with
an imitation Bloodbath from above. Many of the other wrestlers begin to laugh
at him as he is obviously turning red with anger and embarrassment.)

KING: YAHHH! Stephanie should ban the bloodbath! They just got blood all over my crown!

JR: Who caused that? We'll be right back!!

JR: And now folks, here is the editor of the BMWF Magazine, Mr. Bill Adaptor, with some special write-in awards presentations.

BILL: Thank you very much. First I would like to present the following award to Tyrone Smith for Best use of a xerox machine and Jamaican of the Year.

(Tyrone makes his way to the stage and accepts his award)

Tyrone: Wow, Best use of a xerox machine and Jamaican of the Year!!! I guess that I really deserved this award and that I have the respect of all the guys here, cuz y'all are
da ones who voted, not da fans, it was us! I jus' wanna t'ank da
Mackman-nagans, for allowin' me a chance in dis fed; Scotty Scott, for
seeing something in a lil' runt like me an' bringin' me "under his wing" an'
showin' me da ropes round here.... If it wasn't for him an' da rest of da
guys in da Union, I'd prob'ly still be wrestlin' mid-carders an' gettin' da
tar beat outta me by da big names around here! I also wanna t'ank someone
who, just until r'cently, has been an off-camera influence to me from the
very beginnin' back in July, my best friend, my world, my everything, Sarah
Lyn! T'ank ya all!!!! RAS-FIE-AY!!!!!

BILL: Thank you , Tyrone. Next, I would like to present to Kurt Dangle and Fallen Angel this special award for Schmuck of the Year!

(Kurt's music plays as he goes to the stage.)

Kurt: Wait a minute! I am not a Schmuck and I'm not Fallen Angle, I mean, Angel!! I do not accept this award! I have my gold medals! You keep it, Mr. Announcer!

King: YAHH! Kurt refused his Schmuck of the Year award!

BILL: Now, for the Best Hair, the award goes to Shin Hayabusa with runner up Stone Cold Bruiser!!

KING: Stone Cold? HA HA!

BILL: And one more to Michael Thompson/Fallen Angel as the winner of the Most Cutdown Write-In awards!!

(As Angel makes his way to the stage, people in the audience throw paper
balls, food off their plates, and what ever else they can find to throw at
him. Over at the Union table, Sarah Lyn throws wads of paper, which it looks
like she's stored a bunch in her purse; however all except about 3 or 4 miss
completely. Tyrone digs his hand in to Sarah's purse, where he pulls out a
large paper ball and chucks it straight at Angel's head. It connects, and
Angel's out cold!)

Tyrone: YOU SUCK!!!!! HA HAHA!!!!

(JR runs over to see what was inside Tyrone's paper ball. It was a brick!!!)

KING: HA HA HA!

BILL: And also, tonight I would like to award a special award for announcer of the year!

KING: I'll be right back, JR!

BILL: That award goes to..LILLY GARCIA! She's got great legs! WOO HOO!

KING: What? I wanted that award! WAHHHHH!

JR: We'll be right back!

BOB: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 646 pounds...

The Outsiders

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by 7-pac...
At a total combined weight of 549 pounds...

The Apostles

DING DING!

BOLE: They lock up.
Scott Haul nails Mike Stanton with a back suplex.
Scott Haul gives the Wolfpac hand signal.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Scott Haul.
Scott Haul whips Mike Stanton into the ropes.
Mike Stanton hits Scott Haul with a shoulderblock.
Mike Stanton hits Scott Haul with a backbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Stanton.
Mike Stanton hits a springboard huricanrana on Scott Haul.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, Kev Nash makes the save.
Mike Stanton whips Scott Haul into the ropes.
7-pac trips Scott Haul.
Rick Patrick calls for the DQ.
A portion of the crowd is booing Scott Haul.

DING DING!

BOLE: The winners are The Outsiders.  Wait! Something is going on in the back!!

<Camera flicks back into the locker room, where Grand Master Sex-ay and Scotty too Hotty are examining the scene of Ravnos' earlier attack on Kurt Dangle and Stephanie (Obviously, these are two more doubles since Too Kool can't be made to come to this room, etc. etc.)...then the lights flick to an almost ultraviolet color...a voice echoes throught the room..its Ravnos' voice..>

<Ravnos> Weren't you ever told to leave scenes of crime alone??....

<The lights go out. There is a huge pop from the crowd. A noise which sounds like a door locking is heard...then suddenly a fire starts in the corner of the room...the lights go on to show the room ablaze, but only Grand Master and Scotty are inside...>

<JR> In all my years..GET OUT OF THERE!! SOMEONE GET THOSE 2 OUT OF THAT ROOM!!!

<Camera goes back to an outside view of the locker room...Two huge security guards force the door open. Grand Master and Scotty too Hotty fall out into the corridor, coughing and spluttering..Ravnos walks up to them..>

<Ravnos> YOU IDIOTS!! YOU STUPID IDIOTS!! MESS WITH ME WILL YOU?? YOU WILL PAY! WELCOME TO MY DAMN SIDE...WELCOME TO MY DARKSIDE!!! 6 DOWN, 1 TO GO!!

<JR> Oh my god....that 1..it must be...

<King> YAAAAH!!!!

<JR> What on Earth is gonna happen next??

JR: OK, folks, it's now time to see who the Most Hated Wrestler of the Year is..and to present this award is none other than Mr. Vincent J. Mackman!!

(No Chance in Hell plays once again as the "most hated man in professional wrestling" comes to present the award of the Most Hated Wrestler in the BMWF!!)

MACKMAN: Thank you very much...the nominees for Most Hated wrestler are...

(Suddenly, Triple H's theme plays as he gets up from his table and comes to the stage.)

TRIPLE H: Never mind the nominees, Vince. Everybody knows that I'm the Most Hated Wrestler!! Give me my award!!

MACKMAN: Well, I beg to differ, Triple H. I mean look at this list.

• Blacksnake

• Fallen Angel/Michael Thompson

• Hollywood Mike

• Jay-B

• LoweDown

• Masked Marvel

• Master Z

• Maverick

• Stone Cold Bruiser

• Triple H
  

TRIPLE H: Yes, that's the winner! Me! Open the bleeped envelope!!

MACKMAN: And the winner is....

Master Z!!

(Master Z takes a deep breath sucking in the boos from those in attendence
for the Award Ceremony. His TV title gleams as he begins to walk quickly
towards the podium. Master Z makes his way up the stairs, unstraps his
title, and lifts it high. As he awaits his award he puts the belt back
around his waist.)

JR: Please! How many awards is this guy going to get!?

KING: A bit jealous JR?

JR: Oh please King, the day I'd be jealous...

KING: Oh quiet JR! Z is gonna speak!!

((((Master Z is presented with his award.))))

(Master Z stops and looks around for a while before speaking.)

Master Z: On a more serious note I accept the "Most Hated Wrestler" award
tonight. In most circumstances being the most hated anything is bad. Here
in the BMWF, in my position it just proves something to the world. When I
entered this federation I had one thing on my mind. I wanted it all. I
didn't want to be second best. By getting this award tonight I have
accomplished that. This award right here signifies to me that I am the
number one most powerful and influential heel wrestler to ever step foot in
this federation. There have been doubts to my claim of that in the past but
now I am sure. I have hit the grand slam to hold every title possible for my
weight class. I've also won several tournaments. I've been presented with
many awards. I've wrestled more matches than any other wrestler in the
federation. My claim to fame is real. After tonight nobody can throw me off
of my throne because nobody has kept up! Nobody can keep up! The
Brotherhood is #1 in 2001 and the sky is the limit to our power. Thank you!

(Crowd boos as Master Z leaves the stage strutting back to the Brotherhood
table with a feeling of great accomplishment.)

KING: Well, I think Fallen Thompson should have one it! He's the biggest moron in the BMWF!!!

JR: Next to Kurt Dangle that is!

We'll be right back!!

BOB: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Samoa...
Weighing in at 800 pounds...

Rikishi Fatoo

("Protect Yo Neck(The Jump Off) by the Wu-Tang Clan blares over the PA as
Rikishi Fatoo walks out to the cheers of the fans.)

"Everybody thinks that just because Rikishi Fatoo has been the whipping boy
in the past that he doesn't deserve to be in the company of the elite of the
BMWF. I have given Stone Cold Bruiser some great matches. I have teamed up
with Scotty Scott and defeated Repurcussion. I have wrapped up Jay-B in some
cheap toilet paper. So next weekend, I issue this open challenge to anyone in
the BMWF. Come out and face me, either in singles or tag team. I don't care.
Big Poppa Pump, you come out here and disrespect everybody. Tonight, you will
learn to respect me."

KELLIE: HA HA HA! I remember when Jay B was wrapped up in the toilet paper!

BOLE: HA HA! That was funny, wasn't it?

KELLIE: Yes, I had just used that bathroom and that used toilet paper was mine! HA HA HA!

BOLE: I thought you used the ladies room.

BOB: His opponent...
Hailing from Bay City, MI...
Weighing in at 290 pounds...

Big Poppa Pump

DING DING!

BOLE: They lock up.
Rikishi Fatoo nails Big Poppa Pump with an elbowsmash.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a vertical suplex, but Big Poppa Pump blocks it.
Big Poppa Pump goes for a sleeperhold, but Rikishi Fatoo counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Rikishi Fatoo uses a diving headbutt on Big Poppa Pump.
Rikishi Fatoo whips Big Poppa Pump into the ropes.
Big Poppa Pump almost takes Rikishi Fatoo's head off with a lariat
Big Poppa Pump goes for a flying bodypress, but Rikishi Fatoo
rolls out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo gives him the Stinky Face.
The chants for Rikishi Fatoo are deafening.
Rikishi Fatoo hits a headlock on Big Poppa Pump.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for an eye gouge, but Big Poppa Pump blocks it.
Big Poppa Pump throws Rikishi Fatoo out of the ring.
Big Poppa Pump goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eddie Long counts: 1.
Eddie Long counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eddie Long counts: 3.
Eddie Long counts: 4.
Big Poppa Pump whips Rikishi Fatoo into the guardrail.
Big Poppa Pump goes for a roundhouse right, but Rikishi Fatoo counters it with
an armbreaker.
The crowd is behind Rikishi Fatoo all the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rikishi Fatoo knocks Big Poppa Pump into the ringsteps.
Eddie Long counts: 5.
Rikishi Fatoo knocks Big Poppa Pump into the ringsteps.
Rikishi Fatoo knocks Big Poppa Pump into the ringsteps.
Eddie Long counts: 6.
Rikishi Fatoo whips Big Poppa Pump into the guardrail.
Rikishi Fatoo uses a facerake on Big Poppa Pump.
Rikishi Fatoo reenters the ring.
Big Poppa Pump follows him back in.
Rikishi Fatoo runs into the ropes.
Big Poppa Pump hits a bulldog headlock on Rikishi Fatoo.
Big Poppa Pump uses a headbutt on Rikishi Fatoo.
Big Poppa Pump is going for the pin.
Eddie Long counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Big Poppa Pump uses a backspin DDT on Rikishi Fatoo.
Big Poppa Pump is going for the pin.
Eddie Long counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Big Poppa Pump uses a flying kneedrop on Rikishi Fatoo.
Big Poppa Pump executes a backspin DDT on Rikishi Fatoo.
Big Poppa Pump goes for a reverse flying elbowdrop, but Rikishi Fatoo
rolls out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for Banzai Drop, but Big Poppa Pump rolls out of the way.
Big Poppa Pump uses a senton on Rikishi Fatoo.
Eddie Long counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Big Poppa Pump takes Rikishi Fatoo down with a leg lariat.
Big Poppa Pump nails Rikishi Fatoo with a jumping side kick.
Big Poppa Pump whips Rikishi Fatoo into the ropes.
Big Poppa Pump misses with a kick.
Big Poppa Pump misses with a clothesline.
Big Poppa Pump goes for a jumping side kick, but Rikishi Fatoo
ducks out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo hits a thrust kick to the head on Big Poppa Pump.
The crowd is behind Rikishi Fatoo all the way.
Rikishi Fatoo gives him the Stinky Face.
The chants for Rikishi Fatoo are deafening.
Big Poppa Pump nails Rikishi Fatoo with a clotheline.

BOLE: Dear Lord, what a lethal clothesline from Big Poppa Pump.

KELLIE: Yeah, it's amazing to see anyone lay Rikishi's fat butt out.

BOLE: Big Poppa Pump executes the Einsteiner Recliner on Rikishi Fatoo.)

This could be all over.

KELLIE: And to think Rikishi was talking about Big Poppa Pump respecting him.

BOLE: Rikishi Fatoo makes it to the ropes after 4 seconds.

What is Big Poppa Pump going for now?

KELLIE: I don't know Michael. But it has to be huge just because of how huge Rikishi
is. I heard that Rikishi is on the Jenny Craig Most Wanted list.

BOLE: Oh Kellie.

Big Poppa Pump catches Rikishi Fatoo in a bearhug.

KELLIE: Now that is something. I didn't know that Big Poppa Pump's arms were
big enough to reach around Rikishi.

Rikishi Fatoo is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rikishi Fatoo is inching his way towards the ropes.
Rikishi Fatoo summons one last burst of energy.

(Suddenly Big Poppa Pump releases his grip. Big Poppa grabs his nose.)

BOLE: What's that smell, Kevin?

KELLIE: I don't think that was "one last burst of energy!" I think Big Poppa Pump might have squeezed something out of Rikishi that might have died a long time ago!!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Rikishi nails Big Poppa Pump with a superkick. Sending him near the
turnbuckle. Rikishi climbs the ropes and executes the Bonzia Drop on Big
Poppa Pump.)

BOLE: Rikishi Fatoo executes the Banzai Drop on Big Poppa Pump.

This could be over in just a few minutes.

KELLIE: I hope so. Rikishi's gas is killing me.

Eddie Long counts: One, two, three.

DING DING!

KELLIE: The winner is Rikishi Fatoo. We'll be right back!!

JR: Well, folks, we're back and ready for our final award, the Most Popular Wrestler award, to be presented and here to present the award are Stephanie and Linda Mackman!!

LINDA: Thank you...

STEPHANIE: I'll handle this, mom. (She shoos her mother off the stage.)

The nominees for Most Popular Wrestler are...

(Triple H's music plays once again and he comes to the stage.)

TRIPLE H: Now, I know I won this time!!

STEPHANIE: Well, Hunny, you're not even nominated for this award.

TRIPLE H: WHAT? BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!!

STEPHANIE: Oh, that won the award for Swear Word With The Most Meanings!!

The nominees for Most Popular Wrestler are...

• Ash

• Darklord

• DDT

• Himura Hayabusa

• Scotty Scott

• Shin Hayabusa

• Stone Cold Bruiser

• The Rock

• Tyrone Smith
  

Now how any of these guys could actually win the award is beyond me.

The winner is...(tears open the envelope.)

...TRIPLE H!!

JR: What the? He's not even nominated!! This is a rip-off!!

TRIPLE H: Thank you very much...

LINDA: Wait a minute! Stephanie, I saw you switch envelopes!! Here's the real one. (She pulls it out of Stephanie's bra.)

The REAL winner of the Most Popular Wrestler award is...

THE ROCK!!

(The Rock's music plays as the Great One comes to the stage. He is dressed in a $10,000 tux. Before he speaks the camera cuts to the Union table.)

GMS: Scotty aren't you upset that you didn't win this award after all you
have done this year?

Scotty: Disappointed maybe. Upset nah. The Rock is a very popular man here in
the BMWF. There is no shame in losin' to him. Now next week maybe a different
story all together. If I lose to Triple H, then that would be shameful.

GMS: True that hommie.

Too Hotty: True that.

ROCK: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO BMC CENTER!!!!

Now, the Rock could break kayfabe and thank all the wonderful people out there for voting for him as the Most Popular wrestler... and the Rock DOES thank you all!!

JR: What a nice guy!

ROCK: Now, the Rock says this..even though the Rock has been voted the most popular wrestler in the BMWF...the Rock is going to put his name in the hat for Bedlam Bowl and when all the dust has settled...when all the smoke has cleared...the Rock will once again be the #1 contender for the BMWF World Title!

(Suddenly, the glass crashes and the Stone Cold them blares as Stone Cold Bruiser comes crashing through a side door!)

KING: Yahh! It's Stone Cold!

JR: I've been wondering when he was going to show up!!

KING: YAHHH! He looks bleeped!!

JR: Stone Cold is going right over to the Corporate table!!

The Stooges are trying to cut him off!

STUNNER TO FATTERSON!

STUNNER TO CRISCO!

KING: Stone Cold wants Triple H!!

JR: Stone Cold has Shame!!

STUNNER TO SHAME!!!

Triple H is trying to avoid Stone Cold! He grabs Fallen Angel and throws him into Stone Cold!

STUNNER TO FALLEN ANGEL!!

KING: Triple H is running away!!

JR: What a coward! The yellow...

Wait!! Now Stone Cold is grabbing anybody who gets in his way!

STUNNER TO RAVEN!

STUNNER TO MASKED MARVEL!

STUNNER TO JEFF JARRAT!!

STUNNER TO SLEDGE AND KRISTIAN!!

ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE HERE AT THE BMC CENTER!!

(As most of the others begin to fight, Maverick is standing atop a stack of
chairs with a bucket in his hand. As Lowedown is in his sights, he leaps off
of the chairs and drop-kicks Lowedown directly in the face. He sets the
bucket down and begins to deliver the flurry on knee strikes to Lowedown's
face. Now, with the beaten Lowedown in his grasp, he sets him up for the
Tiger Driver. He executes it not once, but twice! As he is about to go for a
third, he stops and looks at the bucket on the ground. He repositions himself
and uses the Tiger Driver to drive Lowes head into the bucket. Bits of horse
dung fly everywhere. A psychotic grin grows on his face as he shouts.)

Maverick: You want a shot at my title, you have to earn it! I'm busy at
(Name of the PPV)! So if you want a piece of me, then we'll set it up the
following week! You aren't even worth that BLEEP on your face!
Congratulations on your Award, I hope it was worth it to you!

(With all hell breaking loose in the back Ash grabs a chair and heads to
Lowedown. Instead of swinging the chair flatside first, he swings it
sideways and catches Lowedown in the small of the back, sending him to the
ground. Ash grabs both legs of the chair and begins to bring the top of the
chair down with all his force on the knees of Lowedown. He slams the chair
once into Lowedown's face and then slaps on the figure four trying to further
injure Lowedown's knee. He is dragged off of Lowedown and the hold is
broken. Ash stands up and scans the room and sees Flame over in the corner.
Ash begins to head over to her as she tries to stay away from the anarchy
that has broken out. As he gets closer Flame tries to hit him to keep him
away, but he grabs her arms and pushes her into the corner. She screams at
him to get off of her, but he just keeps shhhing her to calm her down.
Finally he whispers something to her in her ear and lets her go. He licks
the side of her face and backs away. She is noticibly shaken and whatever he
said has had an effect on her. She sits down in the corner and just stares
off with vacant eyes as Ash heads back into the Fray)

KING: Wait! Look! Ravnos is here!

-<Ravnos> Smith...congratulations on last weeks match...

<JR> Eh? This makes no sense.....

<Ravnos> I would like to thank you personally...but.....

(Tyrone punches Ravnos right into the kitchen...)

<Ravnos does the darkdriver on Tyrone, then he picks him up and hurls him into a cupboard and shuts it....there is a scuffling noise and smashing can be heard..>

<JR> My god...theres someone else in that cupboard!! Someone open the damn thing up!

<Ravnos is still outside the cupborad, shouting>

<Ravnos> YOU SEE SMITH? YOU SEE? YOU WERE THE LAST MAN...THE LAST ONE...NOW YOU KNOW WHY I AM THE OWNER OF THE DARKSIDE..YOU KNOW NOW THAT ITS MY SIDE...YOU WILL PAY SMITH...YOU WILL PAY...

<Ravnos punches the door, leaving a small fist mark and a V imprinted on it, 5 in Roman numerals. Ravnos then walks to the parking lot, where he sees Darklords bike. He gets on it, and starts in up, before turning to look behind him....there is an unbelievable pop from the crowd...>

<Ravnos> You guys...you all...you all will SUFFER..THIS IS MY SIDE...THIS IS MY DARKSIDE...WELCOME TO FEAR, SUFFERING AND PAIN...

<Ravnos rides off. The camera flicks back to outside the cupboard, which is still locked. A large security officer forces it open...

<JR> But...how can that be? Theres no one there!! WHERES SMITH?? WHAT HAS RAVNOS DONE TO SMITH? AND WHO WAS HIS ACCOMPLICE? MY GOD...THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!!!

KING: That probably wasn't the real Tyrone either! Maybe Ravnos should get an award for the Most Failed Sneak Attacks In One Show!! Good grief! Look what's going on out here!

JR: Look! Rock and Darklord are going at it!

The Hayabusas are double teaming Master Z!

KING: Wait! Stone Cold has gone into the kitchen!

JR: STUNNER ON RAVNOS!!!

Now he's back in the ballroom!

KING: Stone Cold is Stunnering the entire Jobber Squad!!

JR: THIS IS A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!

KING: Look! Blacksnake and Cable are going at it!!

JR: Lowedown is back up! no wonder he's wrestler of the year!

Lowedown,Ash and Maverick are going at it!!

King: Look! It's Kurt Dangle! he just snuck up on Hollywood Mike and Olympic Slammed him! Hollywood's US title is Kurt's next target!!

(Scotty charges at Triple H and tackles him. Several wrestlers try to get in
Scotty's way but Scotty knocks them down. Master Z tries to get in Scotty's
way and Scotty executes a suplex through a table on him. Scotty rushes Triple
H again to be kicked in the stomach and hit with the Pedigree. Too Kool comes
over and slows Triple H's exit. AC/DC comes over to help out Triple H. Alex
has GMS near the wall and beats him down. Deacon has Scotty Too Hotty and
piledrives him on the floor. Rick Flare comes back inside and jumps on the
Rock. The Rock executes the Rock Bottom. Scotty gets up and spins Triple H
around. Scotty powerbombs Triple H. Then Scotty sets up the nearest table.
Scotty powerbombs Triple H through the table and applies the Scottamission on
Triple H as the Chaos goes on around them.)

KING: Wow! What happened to you during all that, JR? Did your mike go out?

JR: Yes, but it's back on now!! Look! Stone Cold sees Scotty and Triple H!!

He nails Scotty!!

KING: What? Is he helping Triple H?

JR: STUNNER ON SCOTTY!

Look! Triple H is up!!

STUNNER ON TRIPLE H!!!

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AT BEDLAM BOWL NEXT SUNDAY NIGHT?!

KING: YAHHHH!

(Stone Cold's music plays as he is tossed a few cold ones and we fade...to...black.) 

 
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