Date : 02/07/2005
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Stabler Arena Bethlehem Pennsylvania

LILLY: This contest is a falls-count-anywhere match for the BMWF IC title

Introducing first...
From Parts Unknown...
Weighing in at 242 pounds...

The BMWF Intercontinental Champion...
Ezekiel

(The arena lights fade)
 
P.A: THE TRUTH – THE LIGHT – THE FUTURE
 
(Suddenly, flash flares erupt from the ringposts
and In the Shadows by The Rasmus, starts to
play on the P.A. – Ezekiel makes his way down
to the ring in a white Prime Time jacket, black
leather kilt and black boots.  In one hand he carries
the chair, and in the other an ominous looking duffel bag)
 
CROWD: SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT!
 
P.A: No sleep – No sleep until I’m
done with finding the answer…
 
(The flares continue to burn as he makes
his way around the ring.  Stopping by the
timekeeper’s table he sets the chair up and
places the duffel bag on it.)
 
LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Misty Rivers...
Fighting out of Daytona, FL...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

"Movie Star" Tobey Miliken

("Vertigo" plays out walks Tobey Miliken with Misty Rivers. The two make their way down the entrance ramp and slowly down the aisle. Tobey enters the ring and starts jumping up and down, warming up. Tobey is wearing black tights with the words "The Greatest" going down both legs.)

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!

Tobey quickly slides out of the ring.

King: What is Tobey doing? He's getting out of the ring as the match starts.

JR: Well this is a falls count anywhere match. Let's see where this goes.

Ezekiel steps out of the ring.

Ezekiel runs towards Tobey and as he gets there Tobey grabs the steel steps and throws them towards Ezekiel and hits him in the knees.

Ezekiel goes down.

King: This being a falls count anywhere match, anything can be used as a weapon. Tobey knows this JR and he will use it for his advantage.

Tobey grabs the steps and hits Ezekiel over the head with them.

Ezekiel goes down.

Tobey places the steel steps on the knees of Ezekiel and then jumps on top of the steps.

Ezekiel screams in pain.

Tobey picks Ezekiel up and whips him into the ring barrier.
Ezekiel flips over the barrier and into the crowd.

Tobey jumps over the barrier and sees a fan wearing a Donavan McNabb jersey. Tobey grabs the man and his jersey and pulls the jersey up over his head and off his body.

The man is screaming and cussing as Tobey shoves him out of the way.

Tobey then wraps the jersey around the throat of Ezekiel and starts choking him with it.

King: Speaking of choking there is none better at a big game then Donavan McNabb right JR?

JR: That poor fan has to put up with Tobey's rudeness and why? So Tobey can choke Ezekiel with a football jersey.

King: Yeah, but McNabb chokes so why can't Tobey choke Zeke with McNabbs jersey?

JR: You're hopeless King, just hopeless.

Tobey tosses the jersey back at the fan and the fan cheers and holds it up high.

King: See, Tobey made someones day.

Tobey grabs Ezekiel and rams him head first into the ring barrier again.

Ezekiel is dazed.

Tobey stands up on top of the ring barrier and jumps and ddt's Ezekiel head first into the concrete.

King: YOW that had to hurt.

JR: Poor Ezekiel this is just turning out horrendous.

King: Tobey wants that title JR. He wants it bad.

Tobey grabs Ezekiel and starts banging his head again on the ring barrier.

Ezekiel falls back to the ground.

Tobey picks up Ezekiel and holds him over the barrier.

Tobey then drops him on the barrier.

Ezekiel hits his face on the barrier and bounces back and falls on the concrete again.

Tobey picks up Ezekiel and executes a german suplex on Ezekiel.

Ezekiel lands on the top of the ring barrier with his back hitting the top.

Ezekiel flips over the ring barrier and lands close to the ring.

Tobey gets back on top of the ring barrier and waits for Ezekiel.

Ezekiel slowly gets up staggering.

Tobey leaps and bull dogs Ezekiel to the floor.

Ezekiel lays on the outside of the ring and barely moving.

Tobey Miliken goes for a punch to the side of the head, but Ezekiel blocks it.
Ezekiel goes for a left hook, but Tobey Miliken counters it with
an armbar submission.
Ezekiel manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Tobey Miliken uses a rabbit punch on Ezekiel.
Tobey Miliken hits a punch to the side of the head on Ezekiel.
Tobey Miliken uses a missile dropkick on Ezekiel.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Tobey Miliken uses bronco buster on Ezekiel.
Tobey Miliken is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Tobey Miliken uses a drop toehold on Ezekiel.
Tobey Miliken hits a frog splash on Ezekiel.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.

JR: Tobey and Ezekiel brawling on the outside,
remember folks this is a falls count anywhere
match, anything goes!
 
King: These guys taking full advantage of the
stipulations tonight.
 
JR: Tobey knocks Ezekiel down with a short lariat
 
King: YAH! He’s picking up Ezekiel’s chair!
 
JR: DROP TOE HOLD! Drop toe hold by Ezekiel,
Tobey’s face just cracked off the steal chair!
 
(Ezekiel places Tobey’s ankle in the chair)
 
JR: This could be bad for Tobey, Ezekiel in the ring
and to the top rope.  OH MY, Ezekiel just dove off the
top rope onto the chair!
 
King: Yeah but look at Ezekiel, he hurt himself just as bad!
 
JR: Reminiscent of the dive onto the ladder last week
at Bedlam Bowl!  Ezekiel already back to his feet, rolls
in the ring. I don’t believe it is climbing the turnbuckle!
Another one, he just dropped another elbow on the chair,
Tobey’s ankle must be broken.
 
(Both men are writhing in pain on the protective mats that
surround the ring, Ezekiel is first to his feet and starts looking
under the apron)
 
JR: Ezekiel looking under the apron for something… oh he’s
pulling out tables
 
(Ezekiel proceeds to set up two tables on top of one another)

Tobey Miliken uses a flying cross bodypress on Ezekiel.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tobey steps out of the ring and starts walking up the entrance ramp.

Ezekiel follows suit.

Tobey waits as Ezekiel makes his way towards him.

Tobey turns and nails Ezekiel with a right hand.

Ezekiel steps back a bit as he gets hit.

Tobey then gets down and whips the legs out from under Ezekiel.

Ezekiel falls on the entrance ramp.

Tobey gets back up quickly and stands still waiting.

Ezekiel starts to get up and Tobey runs and hits a clothesline on Ezekiel.

Ezekiel hits the floor again.

King: I just hate to see Ezekiel get beat like this JR.

JR: No you don't.

King: Yeah you're right I dont.

Tobey grabs Ezekiel and walks up the entrance way with him and whips him into the stage and into a metal beam.

Ezekiel hits his shoulder and starts screaming in pain.

Tobey grabs Ezekiel and slams his head against the metal beam again.

Ezekiel is staggering.

Tobey grabs Ezekiel and whips him into the back area.

Tobey has Ezekiel in the back around the concession area.

Tobey whps Ezekiel into a vendor.

BMWF shirts and memorabilia goes flying.

Tobey grabs a BMWF mug and breaks it over the head of Ezekiel.

King: WOW, that's a hard mug too JR, I have one.

JR: I have a few myself.

Tobey picks up Ezekiel and nails him with a right hand.

Ezekiel goes to one knee.

Tobey steps back a bit and runs and drop kicks Ezekiel right in the face.

Ezekiel goes flying through the air and lands by the concession stand.

Tobey walks over and grabs Ezekiel and sends him head first into a pop corn machine.

King: I guess you could say that Tobey just POPPED Ezekiel...HA HA!

JR: You really think you're funny don't you.

King; Don't you think I'm funny?

JR: Whatever.

Tobey climbs over the concession stand and grabs a can of hot nacho cheese.

Tobey pours it over the head of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel screams in pain.

Tobey then grabs Ezekiel and sends him over to the stair way.

Tobey picks up Ezekiel and pile drives him on the steps.

Ezekiel is out cold.

Tobey drags Ezekiel up the steps of the arena.

Mafioso opens the door to the sky box.

King: Hey, those sky boxes aren't for fighting in.

JR: I don't think he cares right now.

Mafioso opens up the window in the sky box.

Tobey grabs Ezekiel and whips him towards the open window.

Ezekiel puts on the brakes and tosses No Show Mafioso out the window!

KING: HA HA HA!

JR: Mafioso flips over the open sky box window and falls 30 feet below into the crowd.

King: OH MY GOD!

JR: OH MY GOD IS RIGHT.

The crowd is chanting, "HOLY .... HOLY..."

Tobey hooks up to a harness and lowers himself down quickly

Ezekiel follows him down.

Ezekiel nails Tobey with a punch.

Tobey rolls all the way down the ramp.

JR: Ezekiel digging under the ring, he’s just pulled out
a roll of barbed wire!
 
(Ezekiel rolls in the ring and wraps the barbed wire around
the top ring rope on one side.)
 
JR: The barbed wire is cutting into Ezekiel’s hands.
 
(Ezekiel picks up Tobey and drags his head over the barbed
wire covered ring rope.)
 
JR: Tobey bleeding profusely!
 
(Ezekiel picks Tobey up and drops him onto the rope)

KING: I thought this was just a falls count anywhere match!

JR: I don't know why we don't just call them all hardcore matches or something!

JR: Tobey whips Ezekiel into the turnbuckle, follows in,
DROP TOE HOLD, Tobey went flying face first into the
middle turnbuckle, Tobey down.  Ezekiel picks up the bag
and shakes out the remaining contents.
 
King: ARGH! A blowtorch and, and razor blades.
 
(Ezekiel turns on the gas and pulls a match from his belt)
 
SHHHHHHHHH
 
JR: Don’t tell me…
 
(Ezekiel puts the torch to Tobey’s mid section, turning the
skin bright red.  Seeing it suitably red he throws the torch
aside.  He then proceeds to pick up the razor blades, and
goes to work on Tobey’s head)
 
JR: Tobey bleeding very badly here, Ezekiel has slit him
open with the blade.  He’s taken a small pouch of white
powder, that’s salt! Ezekiel is rubbing salt into the freshly
opened wounds on Tobey’s head and mid section.

JR: Ezekiel and Tobey fighting up the entrance ramp. 
They are up to the stage area.
 
King: Come on Tobey, finish him off!
 
JR: Both men look exhausted, Tobey forcing Ezekiel
towards the edge of the stage.
 
King: Throw him off!
 
JR: Ezekiel with a big knee… Bona Fide off the stage. 
Tobey driven through the production tables below.  This
has got to be over now!  What’s he doing?  A big elbow
drop off the stage!  The ref in position for the count!

Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Ezekiel are deafening.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Ezekiel!

JR: We'll be right back!

PA: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?

(The Rock's theme plays as The Great One steps through the curtains and onto the stage wearing another classy $100,000 outfit. He stops on the stage and takes a big whiff of the People's cheers, then heads to the ring. Once there, he climbs the turnbuckle from the outside  the ring, raises his fist, then takes another whiff of the People's cheers. He then goes to the Announcer's table.)

JR: Fans, we've been joined by the President of the BMWF Board of Directors...The Rock!

KING: Hi, Rock!

ROCK: That's President Rock to you, jabronie!

KING: Oh, yeah. Sorry about that!

JR: Mr. President, what brings you out here tonight.

ROCK: Well, President The Rock has come out here tonight to observe this next match between two roody poos. What are their names again, King?

KING: Mas...

ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEIR NAMES ARE, JABRONIE!

JR: HA HA HA!

ROCK: JR, know your role and commentate the match!

JR: Er, yes, sir!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

ROCK: Look at Lilly eyeballing The Rock's strudel!

LILLY: From Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 288 pounds...

"The Master and Ruler of the World" Master Z

("Victory" blasts over the PA system as Master Z enters through the curtain. Several fans boo him as he walks down the ramp flexing and strutting.)

JR: The waist of Master Z looks a little bare without that world title belt that he held for so long.

KING: Watch what you say, JR! Master Z will hear you!

(Master Z climbs the ring steps and enters the squared circle. Master Z is tossed a mic from the outside.)

Master Z: It seems a few of you are disappointed in seeing me here tonight. When are you people going to learn that I am the immortal Master Z!

KING: It's true, JR! Master Z breathes the life into this place!

Master Z: Hardcore Harry is about to find out first hand what I mean...

ROCK: Look at that, will you? One of The Rock's first nemesis' ... Master Jabronie!

KING: Hey, that's right! Your matches against Master Z were legendary!

ROCK: And you remember that The Rock always called Master Z "Master Jabronie"?

KING: Those were the good ol' days, President Rock.

ROCK: Yeah, yeah! Somehow Tobey Jabronie and Vernon Jabronie just don't have that good ring to them!

KING: HA HA!

ROCK: Just kidding, all you guys! The Rock loves you all. Well, most of you anyway.

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Jacksonville, NC...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...

Hardcore Harry

(A darkened green glow falls upon the arena as "Back Up" by 12 Stones blares
over the PA system and Extreme Hardcore Entertainment flashes across the
bruisertron! Hardcore Harry comes walking out with a microphone in his hand,
he quickly begins to make his way to the ring)

KING: Harry looks like he is all business tonight!

(Harry steps into the ring and signals for the music to be cut, later the
lights go back to normal)

Harry: Tonight I am pitted against Master Z, a man that just lost his BMWF
World Heavyweight Title! The bookers must want me to lose my head here
tonight. Everyone knows Z is a man on a mission and he is pissed since
losing to Lowedown!

(The crowd gives mixed reactions)

Harry: Z, hey, I understand you just suffered huge defeat but better luck
next week my man. I mean next week you may have an easy opponent that you
will crush like a bug but tonight you have you damn work cut out for you!

(The crowd boos Harry but some faint cheers are heard)

Harry: Tonight Z, you and all these people are going to witness a huge
upset, like it or not, tonight is my night! I hate to take another shot at
you because personally I like ya, we were a great team back in the day but
my friend this is a whole new year and with not one single win for the
Ultraviolent Icon in the month of January, I am coming out swinging my
friend!

(Harry smiles)

Harry: Things are sure as hell going to change around here, I am no longer
going to be the forgotten, non-titled veteran, or underestimated
uppercarder!

KING: HA!

Harry: Tonight I am going to make a huge impact, I am going to step the
whole BMWF federation up a notch and the Union will be respected all over
the world after tonight! Master Z, I hope you are at the top of your game
because I don't want a sorry @$$ pitty win over you! I will win and I will
deserve it! Like it or not, this night belongs to the "New" Union!!!

(Harry tosses the mic out of the ring)

ROCK: Listen to this! Hardcore Jabronie!

KING: That has a ring to it!

ROCK: Shut your mouth, King Jabronie! If the Rock wants your opinion, he'll give it to you!

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!

JR: Master Z grabs Hardcore Harry by the face and throws him down into the mat.

Master Z drops a knee into the back of Harry then wraps his massive arm around his throat!

The referee is trying to get Master Z to break the hold

(Master Z breaks the hold but pulls Harry to his feet by the hair before chotheslining him across the back sending him right back down into the mat.)

ROCK: Look at that! That is what has made Master Z legendary. But answer the Rock this...what in the blue hell is "chotheslining"?

KING: Er...

JR: Master Z whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Master Z with an elbow.
Hardcore Harry throws Master Z out of the ring.
Hardcore Harry goes through the ropes.
Hardcore Harry goes for the Hardcore Hell, but Master Z blocks it.
Hardcore Harry shoves Master Z into the guardrail.
Hardcore Harry takes Master Z down with a sidewalk slam.
Charles Robertson counts: 1.
Master Z has been cut open.

ROCK: OH, The Rock's God! There's blood everywhere!

KING: That's ketchup somebody spilled off their hot dogs!

ROCK: Oh, The Rock knew that!

JR: Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.

ROCK: Come over here and say that and The Rock will slap your lips right off your face, jabronie!

JR: The cheers for Hardcore Harry are drowning out the boos.

ROCK: Those cheers are for The Rock, not Hardcore Harry, jabronie!

JR: Hardcore Harry uses a side suplex on Master Z.
Charles Robertson counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Charles Robertson counts: 3.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Master Z.
Charles Robertson counts: 4.
Hardcore Harry throws Master Z into the guardrail.
Hardcore Harry goes for the Hardcore Hell, but he can't do it.
Master Z whips Hardcore Harry into the guardrail.
Master Z reenters the ring.
Hardcore Harry follows him back in.
Master Z goes for a full nelson, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry nails Master Z with a piledriver.
Hardcore Harry whips Master Z into the ropes.
Master Z hits Hardcore Harry with a kick.
Master Z flexes for the crowd.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Master Z uses a powerbomb on Hardcore Harry.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Master Z hits a legsweep on Hardcore Harry.
Master Z nails Hardcore Harry with a Gorilla Press.

JR: Master Z rebounds off the ropes and hits Harry with a kick to the groin.

ROCK: OW! No more little Harry's!

JR: Master Z rebounds from the ropes again and uppercuts Harry in the jaw

Hardcore Harry is on his back

Master Z stomps the fingers of Hardcore Harry and then flexes for the crowd

Master Z doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

ROCK: What kind of a stupid commentary is that, Jabronie Retard?

KING: HA HA!

JR: Master Z executes a throat drop on top rope on Hardcore Harry.
Master Z uses throat punch on Hardcore Harry.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Master Z executes throat punch on Hardcore Harry.
Master Z doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Master Z whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Master Z with an elbow.
Hardcore Harry hits an elbowdrop on Master Z.

Hardcore Harry whips Master Z into the turnbuckle, but Master Z reverses it.

JR: Master Z punches Hardcore Harry in the throat following up with a gouge to the eyes!

Master Z is still the dirtiest fighter in the game if you ask me!

(Master Z gorilla presses Hardcore Harry high in the air before sending him crashing down into the mat.)

JR: Master Z leg drops Hardcore Harry

Master Z stands on the throat of Hardcore Harry

Master Z takes Hardcore Harry down with a dropkick.
Master Z hits a bulldog on Hardcore Harry.
Master Z executes a sidewalk slam on Hardcore Harry.
Master Z uses finger stomp on Hardcore Harry.
Master Z goes for throat punch, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Master Z counters it with
a DDT.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Master Z uses a Gorilla Press on Hardcore Harry.
Master Z hits Hardcore Harry with a throat drop on top rope.

JR: Master Z throws Hardcore harry into the turnbuckle

Master Z follows up with a clothesline

Harry slumps down deeper into the turnbuckle

(Master Z with one quick motion lifts Hardcore Harry up to the top turnbuckle. The crows begins to boo Master Z.)

JR: Master Z is climbing the ropes!

ATOMIC DRIVER on Hardcore Harry!

ROCK: Just like The Rock figured, it's all over now!

JR: Master Z goes for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Master Z with only a few scattered boos audible.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Master Z!

ROCK: You know something, jabronie? That was so much fun, The Rock is going to stay out here for the main event as well!

JR: We'll be right back!

(The camera fades in to show Shane Perish pacing around in the Union locker
room shaking his head and looking at his watch. All of a sudden the door
opens and in walks Mafioso on crutches and Tobey Miliken)

Shane: What is going on, why are you guys just getting to the locker room,
and where is Harry?

(Mafioso steps up like something terrible has happened and he is freaking
out)

Shane: What's wrong? Are you guys okay?

Mafioso: Harry said he wants to go party early tonight.

Shane: And miss the main event? Is he crazy?

Mafioso: I don't know but I am up for it, lets go.

(Shane, Tobey, and Mafioso exit the Union locker room and the camera fades)

Fade..

>>>

(The scene cuts to the back where several low carders such as Altar Boy Mark, Awesome Mike, Ravven and a few others are scene.)

AWESOME MIKE: You know, guys, I'm really tired of busting my bleep here and not getting any recongnition.

RAVVEN: You're tired of it? What about me! What about Ravven? I became LH champ, then had it stripped form me when the suits decided to consolidate their precious titles!

ALTER BOY MARK: Yea, thou hath the right to be offended, mine friends!

MARS: You're welcome!

AJ STILES: This would never happen in that other fed!

MIKE: Ty Hashu's?

AJ: No, the one where some of us are major stars!

(from off camera)

VOICE: HA HA! That's right! Y'all came over here to get the big bucks and now look at ya!

(The man comes into camera range, but all you can see is the back of his blonde head.)

RAVVEN: YOU!!

(A tall man with gray hair and another with greasy black hair flank the blonde man.)

VOICE: HA HA!

(fade...)

>>>

KING: YAH! Are those three who I think they are?

JR: I ... I don't know, King, but if they are, then why are they here? We'll be right back!

(The camera fades in to show an extra stretch limo waiting outside, laughter
is heard as Tobey, Mafioso, and Shane come walking out of the building and
looking at the limo. Hardcore Harry, with his neck in a brace as he recovers from the Atomic Driver,  is standing next to the door holding so champagne and glasses)

Harry: Boys are you ready for one night you'll never forget?

(The come walking up laughing clapping Harry's hand)

Shane: You know it brother!

(Harry opens the door)

Harry: After you..

(Shane goes to step into the limo but Harry grabs his shoulder pulling him
back some, Shane has a surprised look on his face as he looks into the eyes
of Hardcore Harry)

Shane: What's up big man?

(Harry looks back to Tobey and Mafioso)

Harry: Now..

Shane: Now what? Huh? What the hell are you guys talking about?

(Shane turns around to receive and punch in the jaw from Mafioso, Tobey
slaps him across the face, then Harry kicks him behind the knee taking him
down to the asphalt! Tobey and Mafioso start stomping on Shane while he is
defenseless and on the ground. Harry grabs Shane by the hair and jerks his
head up and knells down so they are face to face!)

Harry: Hold him boys!

(Tobey grabs Shane's left shoulder as Mafioso grabs Shane's right one. Harry
then holds Shane's head back and punches him in the face, blood instantly
starts flowing from his now busted lip!)

Harry: Shane! Your sorry @$$ has let the Union down for the last time! At
the Bedlam Bowl those titles should have been ours! For four months we have
tried and tried to make an impact in this fed with the Union but you were
the one holding us back! You were the one holding the "New" Union back from
becoming the all time greatest! So you my friend are taking your exit! Not
only will this be your last night in the Union, but this will be your last
night as an active wrestler!!!

(Harry stands up and gives Shane a very stiff kick to the face while Tobey
and Mafioso are still holding him)

Harry: Throw him in boys!!!

(Tobey and Mafioso lifts Shane's nearly lifeless body up and they toss him
into the limo! Mafioso goes to shut the door but Harry grabs a hold of it
preventing it from shutting. Mafioso looks up at Harry quickly looking
puzzled. Harry smiles then grabs the back of his head and slams Mafioso face
first into the roof of the limo! Blood starts flowing from Mafioso's nose as
Harry shoves him into the limo along with Shane!)

Tobey: What the hell are you doing!?!

(Harry looks back at Tobey with a sadistic smile on his face)

Harry: Correcting the wrongs!

(Tobey takes Mafioso's crutch and goes to deck Harry with
it but Harry ducts under it! Harry then grabs Tobey and smashes his
head into one of the windows completely shattering it!!! Harry grabs Tobey
and tosses him into the limo as well!!! Harry walks over picking up the crutch and looks down at it. Harry spits on it and throws it into the limo with the three other men!)

Harry: Take this BLEEP with ya!!!

(Harry takes off then all of a sudden and loud engine is heard and as the
camera pans over Harry is sitting in a command seat operating a huge
crane!!! On the end of the crane is a 35 foot long over 50 tons of solid
metal! It resembles a barricade! Harry hovers it directly over the stretch
limo. A camera comes on showing Harry in the seat)

Harry: I told you people this was a night that no one will ever forget
especially them three sorry sons of BLEEPs!!!

(The camera then shows the limo where the beam drops down straight on top of
the limo just crushing it and there is a huge explosion at the front of the
limo! Smoke fills the area around the limo from the explosion, and the
camera fades away)

Fade..

>>>

KING: Wow! I bet that leaves a mark!

JR: Er, right! I guess that's the end of the Union!

ROCK: Well one of them was going to quit anyway and another one no-showed for the third week in a row, so the only one The Rock is concerned about is Tobey!

>>>
 

LILLY: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 754 pounds...
From Phoenix, AZ... weighing in at 255 pounds...
Lowedown

PA:YA FEEL ME?!?

("Lean Back" by Terror Squad begins to play as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame make their way out of the entrance way to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown holds the World title high above his head and then begins to make his way down to the ring...)

JR:The six time World champion is looking forward to this match up here tonight!

King:But will his stipulation be?

JR:Maybe we will find out tonight?

His partner...
From Phoenix, Arizona... weighing in at 269 pounds...
William Black

KING: Why didn't Black have entrance music?

ROCK: Hmm, The Rock must have forgotten to pay the royalties bill!

LILLY: Their partner...
From Tokyo, Japan... weighing in at 230 pounds...
Ryushi Fujita

("Battle Without Honor Or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei starts to play as the fans in attendance look towards the entrance area. A good sized pop greets Ryushi Fujita as he walks out onto the stage area bruised and battered from his earlier match, followed by Kojima. The former Light Heavyweight Champ makes his way down to the ring area, and slowly enters the ring and awaits the start of the match.)

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Donnie MacPhearson...
At a total combined weight of 740 pounds...
Weighing in at a combined weight of 510 pounds...
Scotty Scott... Ash... THE SYNDICATE
Their partner...

From Miami, FL... weighing in at 230 pounds...
The Judge

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as Donnie MacPherson walks out. He has Scotty's half of the BMWF World Tag Team titles draped over his right shoulder. Scotty steps out to a chorus of boos as he peers into the ring through the infamous tattered black towel over his head. Donnie and Scotty walk down to the ring. Donnie holds the ring ropes for Scotty as he steps through the ropes. Scotty and Donnie walk to the center of the ring. Scotty folds his arms as he becomes a target for the fans trash.)

ROCK: You'd think with all the money The Rock pays Scotty Scott that Scotty Jabronie would buy himslef a new towel!

(The guttural roar of Pantera’s “Drag the Water” tears apart the arena as Ash emerges from the back and heads to the ring.)

PA: I WAS BORN TO REIGN!

("Born to Reign" by Will Smith hits the PA system as tons of pyros go off around the ring. The Judge appears behind the curtains to recieve a mixed reaction from the crowd. He walks about half-way down the ramp, raising his gavel in the air. Judge brings the gavel down three times, each time igniting a black and white pyro behind him. The Judge continues down the ramp and joins Ash and Scotty Scott in the middle of the ring.)

JR: Look at them. I hope they are proud of their actions tonight.

King: I can't blame them. They have been making hits on the very people that have taken liberties on them.

JR: King, they are about to say something but I don't know if I really want to hear them.

King: I do JR.

Scotty: I promised that tanight we would do some hits... And we left bodies all ova this arena.

ROCK: The Rock must have missed something, JR!

SCOTTY: I have been holdin' the boys back way to much. It is time that we shine like we should have been all 'long. So what if we got a lil'blood on our hands.... How do ya think I got the reputation of bein' the best wise guy Don Anthony eva had? I didn't do it by bein' that idiot that hands out flowas at the airport. I did it 'coz I liked it.... And tanight.... I loved it... Reminded me of the old days....

Ash: You know there are a lot of people saying that the Judge is the most talented person in the syndicate and that the rest of us are past our prime. But nobody mentions that we trained him, and that he’s an extension of our expertise. The syndicate is here, whether it’s through the Judge, Scotty, or myself we’re here and we aren’t going anywhere.

Judge: The Syndicate has made our goals clear, anyone that stands in our way will be taken out. Dale Anderson and Prime Time were the first few to get in our way, let's hope no one else makes the same mistake.

Scotty: Lowe.... Black.... Fujita.... Beat us..... If ya's can... Survive....If we let ya's...

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Ryushi Fujita goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Ash counters it with a DDT.
The crowd is behind Ash all the way.
Ash hits Ryushi Fujita with a roundhouse right.

(Fujita bounces off the ropes and ducks the clothesline attempt by Ash and springboards off the ropes catching Ash and delivering a reverse DDT that brings the crowd to life. Fujita slowly lifts Ash to his feet and then drives him to the mat with a snap suplex. He then moves him towards the corner and quickly executes a split legged moonsault.)

ROCK: Know your role and commentate, JR! The Rock pays you enough!

JR: Bruiser pays my salary!

ROCK: He's got arthritis! The Rock is signing the checks these days!

JR: Oh...

Ash whips Ryushi Fujita into the turnbuckle.
Ash runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ryushi Fujita lifts his knee.
Ryushi Fujita takes Ash down with a fisherman buster.
The chants for Ryushi Fujita are deafening.
Ryushi Fujita hits a fisherman buster on Ash.
Ryushi Fujita hits a Northern Lights suplex on Ash.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita goes for an inverted DDT, but Ash blocks it.
Ash locks Ryushi Fujita in a chokehold.
Al Johnson warns Ash to let go.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Ash sends Ryushi Fujita into the turnbuckle, but Ryushi Fujita reverses it.
Ryushi Fujita charges in with a handspring elbow, but Ash lifts his leg.

ROCK: GADZOOKS! The stench!

JR: Ash tags out! So does Fujita!

JR: William Black shoots Scotty into the ropes.... He misses a clothesline!!!

King: Scotty hits the ropes.

JR: Scotty just knocked Black out of the ring.

King: Scotty is going out after him.

JR: Scotty dropped William Black on the guardrail crotch first!!!!

King: I bet William will be singing in a higher pitch now!!!!

JR: Scotty pulls him of the guardrail and now just smashed Black's face into the unforgiving steel of the cornerpost!!!!

King: Black is just another victim to Scotty's bloodlust tonight!!!!

JR: Fujita tags in!

(Scotty connects on a couple of forearm shots to the head but Fujita counters the last one with a Nothern Lights Suplex. Fujita pauses for a second before grabbing Scotty and driving him to the mat with a vicious ddt. He quickly pounces on him and locks in a kneelock submission. Scotty remains in the hold for several seconds before finally reaching the bottom rope causing the ref to break the hold.)

ROCK: That's $1.95 The Rock is docking you, JR!

JR: Judge and Loweodwn tag in!

(Lowedown and the Judge lock up and Lowedown rams his knee into the chest of the Judge. Lowedown picks up the Judge's chin and drives a hard right hand to his face. Lowedown then delivers a knife edge chop and then drives his knee once again into the ribs again of the Judge. Lowedown then shoves the Judge into the ropes. Lowedown then grabs the Judge by the throat and literally picks him off of his feet. Lowedown then throws the Judge right into the corner and begins ramming his shoulder right into the ribs of the Judge over and over again...)

JR:Lowedown wants to give the Judge a little taste of Bruisermania!

King:These two will definitely light things up at Bruisermania!

ROCK: The Rock should be in the main event!

JR: The Judge hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Lowedown.
The Judge has the crowd going wild.
Ash enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Judge and Ash whip Lowedown into the ropes.
They hit Lowedown with a double elbowsmash.
Ash leaves the ring.
The Judge whips Lowedown into the ropes.
Lowedown hits The Judge with a clothesline.
Lowedown asks the fans what they want to see.
The crowd breaks into a "BLOOD BATH" chant.
Lowedown runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Lowedown with an elbow.

Tags are made

(William Black and Scotty Scott circle around each other a few times. Black is the first one to make a move, taking a step in and dropping down to a knee, sliding across the mat and reaching out, but he's back up before Scotty can capitalize on the miss. The two circle around again and lock up in the middle of the ring. Scotty takes the advantage after scoring with a knee. He goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Black connects with an elbow to the side of the head, knocking Scotty Scott backwards.)

JR: Nice counter.

KING: Of course it is. William Black is the Best Technical Wrestler in the BMWF.

JR: Next to you...

KING: Of course!

(Black grabs Scotty Scott from behind and pushes him into the ropes and then goes for a quick Roll up. Scotty kicks up quickly though, and both men are quick to get up on their feet. Scotty charges and knocks William Black over with a Shoulderblock. Black quickly slides outside of the ring for a few seconds, collecting his thoughts. Scotty Scott backs away allowing Black to slide back inside the ring. Scotty charges again, but this time, Black ducks and hits him with a Low Blow.)

JR: A Low Blow from William Black! How cheap!

KING: No it wasn't! I didn't see any Low Blow

(The Low Blow doubles Scotty over, but William Black tells the referee that he hit Scotty in the guts with his shoulder. Apparently, the referee believes him. With Scotty doubled over, William Black grabs him by the head and punches him in the side of the head, knocking him flat on the mat.)

JR: Haymaker from William Black. Scotty Scott is down. Black has Scotty back on his feet. T-Bone Suplex! Scotty Scott just got folded in half! One! Two! Shoulder up!

(William Black picks Scotty Scott up again since he's a little bit groggy and hooks him up. Then Black takes Scotty over with a slow Fisherman's Suplex. Ash breaks up the count. While the referee throws Ash out of the ring, Black picks Scotty Scott up again and hits a Brainbuster Suplex. Scotty hits the mat so hard that he immediately sits upright.)

JR: Beautiful Brainbuster Suplex from William Black. Scotty Scott is out. Black makes the cover. One! Two! Ash breaks up the count. Black has Scotty on his feet. Irish Whip sends Scotty Scott into the ropes. Superkick! One! Two! Thr--Shoulder up! That was close. Black drags Scotty Scott over to the corner. Tag to Lowedown.

(Lowedown and William Black tie Scotty Scott up and hit a Double Suplex before Black leaves the ring.

Lowedown tags out to Ryushi Fujita.

Ash tags in!

JR: Ash with a Running Clothesline on Ryushi. Ryushi nearly got broken in half. Ash with a kick. Ryushi is down again. Cover gets two. Ash throws Ryushi into the ropes. Clothes-Ryushi ducks!

(Ryushi comes off the ropes after ducking a clothesline and dives across the ring tagging William Black in. Black charges over and immediately starts trading punches with Ash. William Black gains the advantage after using a knee to the guts.)

JR: Side Headlock on Ash. Black wrestles Ash to the mat.

(With Ash down, the referee comes over to check and see if it's a chokehold. After some consideration the referee starts to count. He gets to four before Black breaks the hold.)

JR: Now there's something we don't expect to see from William Black.

KING: What are you complaining about now JR? He broke the chokehold before the five count!

JR: Whatever, King. Both men on their feet. Ash ducks a punch. Ash with a Kick. DDT by Ash. One! Two! Kickout. Ash can't believe it.

KING: I can. It was only a DDT.

(Both men get to their feet again. It's Black's turn to duck a punch. He comes off the ropes and ducks another punch. Ash and Black both hit the ropes this time, but Spirit grabs Ash's foot and trips him up.)

KING: Haha! Ash is such a klutz!

JR: Yeah........ right.

(Ash gets up and turns around, yelling at Spirit, but Black comes up from behind and hits him in the back. After stunning Ash, Black grabs him by the head and points towards his corner. Lowedown nods and puts his boot up on the top rope. Black runs Ash over to the corner and slams him face first into Lowedown's boot. Then he tags out to Lowedown.)

Lowedown nails Ash with a punch.

Ash tags in Scotty.

(Lowedown catches Scotty with a german suplex that sends him falling almost out of the ring. Lowedown pushes the Judge out of the way and then drives an elbowsmash right into the groin of Scotty and then jumps back on his feet and delivers one right to the groin of Scotty. Lowedown grabs a hold of Scotty and in a burst of strength, throws him over the top rope. As Scotty is going over the top rope, Flame pushes the top rope up and Scotty gets caught in between the first and second rope around his neck. Scotty is choking as Lowedown leans back and nails the side of his head with a superkick. Lowedown distracts the referee as Flame climbs up to the ring apron and distracts the referee as Flame pulls out a pair of brass knuckles from her pocket and throws hard right hands into the side of Scotty's head...)

JR:Is she sneaky or what?

King:Well, she didn't hit the Judge! Lowedown is playing fair!

ROCK: The Rock should send Flame and Spirit back to his dressing room and keep them locked in there with himself just to make sure there is no more interference!

KING: Would you like a little help?

(William Black takes Ash down with an Arm Drag and then locks in a Cross Armbreaker, but Ash quickly drags himself to the ropes. Black breaks the hold and backs away with a smirk on his face, just like the exchange before. The camera closes in on Ash who has an angry look on his face. Ash uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet.)

JR: Ash charges William Black. SPINEBUSTER!!! That shook the ring. Ash is down. Black makes the cover. One! Two! Thr--Last second kick out. Lateral Press. One! Two! Kickout!

(Frustrated, William Black grabs Ash by the head and picks him up.)

JR: Bodyslam from William Black. Black bounces off the ropes. Fist Drop! Cover gets two. I wonder how much more of this Ash can take King.

KING: Probably not that much more, haha!

ROCK: Tags!

JR: Judge has Lowedown backed up into no man's land.

King: Just where he wants him.

JR: The referee forces Judge back.

King: The Judge and the referee are arguing!!!!

JR: Scotty is choking Lowedown with the tag rope!!!!

King: Ash is laying punches into Lowedown!!!!

JR: Fujita and Black are trying to save Lowedown but they are distracting the referee as Judge begins to lay into Lowedown now!!!!
KING: Wasn't Lowedown legal?

ROCK: How should the Rock know? He was watching Flame and Spirit!

(Judge staggers Fujita with a stiff right hand and quickly follows that up with a short arm
clothesline. Fujita is stomped a couple of times before being dragged to his feet and whipped into the ropes, Judge goes for another clothesline but Fujita counters it by ducking the clothesline and connecting with a reverse neckbreaker. Fujita quickly grabs him and drives him to the mat with a T-Bone suplex. He stomps on Judge a few times before slowly climbing the turnbuckle and leaping off with a flying elbowdrop.)

Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
The Judge hits Ryushi Fujita.
The Judge chops Ryushi Fujita.
The Judge has the crowd going wild.
Ryushi Fujita kicks The Judge.
The Judge punches Ryushi Fujita.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Judge punches Ryushi Fujita.
The Judge goes for a powerbomb, but Ryushi Fujita counters it with
a small package.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Ash tags in!

JR: Fujita and Ash take each other out with a double clothesline, both men need to make a tag!

(Both men drag themselves over to their corners, with Ash tagging in Judge and Fujita tagging in Lowedown!)

JR: Lowedown and The Judge are the legal men!

King: This is a preview of Bruisermania!

JR: Lowedown and Judge walk to the center of the ring and stare each other down.

(Lowedown offers his hand towards Judge. Judge grabs Lowe's hand but then kicks him in the gut!)

King: Judge tricked Lowedown!

JR: Judge runs against the ropes and hits Lowe with a scissors kick!

King: The Judge is heading to the top rope!

(The Judge reaches the top and as Lowedown slowly gets to his feet, The Judge leaps off of the top turnbuckle and...)

JR: GAVEL SMASH ON LOWEDOWN! THE JUDGE WITH THE COVER!

KING: The ref is being distracted again!

ROCK: The Rock will count! 1, 2...you're a roody poo!

JR: Rock!

KING: They've made a switch!

(William Black attacks Judge with a few punches, sending him backwards into the ropes. William Black then throws the Judge into the ropes, but Judge reverses, sending William Black into the ropes. Judge telegraphs for a Backdrop, but Black hangs onto the top rope. Black stands Judge upright with a kick to the face. The Judge charges William Black, but Black Backdrops him over the top rope.)

JR: Baaaackdrop from William Black. Nice Balance from the Judge. Judge lands on the apron---Good Lord!!!

KING: Oh my! Lowedown just took the Judge's head right off!

(Judge lands on the apron after the Backdrop by holding onto the top rope. But Lowedown comes running along the apron and Clotheslines Judge, knocking him right to the floor. While Judge is outside of the ring, William Black glides across the ring and poses for the crowd. Then he points at Ash and draws thumb across his throat.)

JR: It looks like William Black is feeling cocky tonight.

KING: Yeah I'll say. He has a good reason to be too.

JR: Yeah... he has Lowedown in his corner.

Lowedown is back in!

(Lowedown "paints the picture" and then leaps off the top of the top rope and comes crashing down onto the body of the Judge with the "Going Down" elbowsmash. Lowedown remains motionless on the body of the Judge as the referee can't believe what he saw. Lowedown slowly raises his head up and makes the motion for the referee to attempt the three count...)

JR: Ash makes the save!

Judge and Lowedown are both struggling to crawl over for the tag!

KING: Who'll get the tag first?

ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO GETS THE TAG FIRST, JABRONIE!

JR: The tags are made!

KING: Black and Scotty are in!!

ROCK: So is everybody else!

JR: All six men are now in the ring.

King: This is getting out of hand now.

JR: GAVEL SMASH ON LOWEDOWN!!!! LETHAL INJECTION ON BLACK!!!!! SCOTTAMISSION ON FUJITA!!!!!

ROCK: The Rock hates it when they do that!

KING: The ref is trying to break up the illegal Scotty's hold!

ROCK: What a dumb ref! No wonder they work for food!
 
JR: Black and Scotty tumble out to the floor.
 
King: This match has broken down!
 
JR: The other four men are in the ring!
 
King: Who is even legal?
 
JR: You got me! And look in the crowd…
 
(Dreadnaught is shown running through the crowd with the bat over his shoulder. He leaps over the ring barrier.)
 
JR: Black and Scotty are trading punches outside!
 
(Dreadnaught storms over.)
 
JR: A left hand from Scotty staggers Black.
 
King: Dreadnaught is behind him!
 
JR: Dreadnaught swings the bat!
Black ducks!
**CRACK**
 
(The bat catches Scotty Scott right in the face. Scotty crumbles to the mat outside the ring.)
 
King: Who was he aiming for?
 
JR: I don’t know the answer to that but he destroyed Scotty with that shot!
 
King: And now he is taking off!
 
(Dreadnaught walks up the ramp with the bat in his hand.)
 
JR: Black picks Scotty up off of the mat and rolls him into the ring.

Ryushi Fujita goes for the pin.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winners are Lowedown, William Black and Ryushi Fujita!

KING: Fujita pinned Scotty!

ROCK: Hold on! Lowejabronie has a mic!

(Lowedown grabs a microphone outside of the ring and looks up at the Judge in the ring...)

Lowedown:Judge, I guess I'm going to just have to ask for a lil' privacy in our match up. Since I'm the World champion, I am going to suggest that my stipulation be one of those good old fashioned steel cage matches!

JR:Steel cage?

King:That sounds boring!

Lowedown:Maybe with a lil' bit of barbed wire on the top of the cage so neither of us could get out of the cage?

King:It's getting a little better.

Lowedown:And just to make sure it's all fair for the both of us...no interference from the Family or the Syndicate! You want to take this belt from me, do it like a real man!

ROCK: Hold on, jabronie!

JR: President Rock is getting in the ring! He has a mic!

ROCK: Now let President Rock get this straight! At Bruisermania 2005 on March 28...Hold on, jabronie! The Rock forgot to do this...FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO BETHLEHEM!

(Large crowd pop)

ROCK: As the Rock was saying, at Bruisermania 2005 on March 28... you want a good old fashioned steel cage match...?

(Lowedown nods.)

ROCK: With barbed wire on the top of the cage...?

(Lowedown nods.)

ROCK: ... and no interference from the Family or the Syndicate..?

(Lowedown nods.)

ROCK: And this roody poo jabronie Ash as special referee?

(Judge nods)

ROCK: Well the Rock says this! (He pauses...) JUST BRING IT!!

(The Rocks music plays as he gives Lowedown and Judge the People's Eyebrow...)

JR: I can't believe it! We're still nearly 2 months away and we have got ourselves a Bruisermania 2005 main event set already! Lowedown defends the BMWF World Title against the Judge in a barbed wire steel cage match with all Family and Syndicate members barred from ringside except for Ash who will be the special guest referee! What a main event it is gonna be! We're outta time!

KING: YAHHH!

(Rock's music continues to play as Judge and Lowedown stare each other down and we fade...)

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