The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

LILLY: This contest is a 10-man tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
At a total combined weight of 1385 pounds...
Kurt Dangle... The Judge... White Lightning...The Executioner..."Big Sexy" Kev Nash...THE BWO

PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!

(The bWo theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the stage. The Judge and The Executioner appear from behind the curtains and begin to make their way down to the ring. The Executioner is wearing a bWo muscle shirt and The Judge is wearing a black bWo shirt with his Hardcore title strapped around his waist. They enter the ring and work the crowd as the crowd cheers. The Judge grabs the mic from the ring announcer and waits for the crowd to stop cheering.)

Judge: IF YOU'RE A BWO-ITE, LET ME HEAR YA!

(The crowd cheers like crazy as The Judge waits for them to calm down.)

Judge: Tonight isn't just about what stable is better, it's about respect! Prime Time walks around claiming that their stable is better, but we all know that is a far cry from the truth! In order for your stable to be the best, you have to be able to go through wars with other stables, and we know that the bWo has done that! Tonight the bWo legacy will reign supreme and this win here tonight is dedicated to all the former bWo members who put their heart and sole into this stable!

(The crowd cheers as The Judge hands the mic to The Executioner.)

Executioner: I will not let a bunch of punk kids who think that they're better take over what all of these legends helped create! You bWo-wannabes better be ready for this, because we will not just sit around and watch you try and take over the BMWF! First it's a TV Show, then it's video games, then the BMWF will be known as BMWPrime Time! But tonight the bWo will show you exactly why you need to re-think your plan, because tonight, YOU ALL WILL BE EXECUTED!

(The crowd cheers wildly as The Judge takes the mic back.)

Judge: PRIME TIME! YOU BETTER BRING YOUR A GAME, BECAUSE THE BWO WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM ANY CHALLENGE! TONIGHT, WE WILL WIN THIS MATCH AND SPEND A CRAZY DRUNKEN NIGHT IN YOUR HOUSE, AND THAT...IS...FINAL!

(The Judge slams down the mic and waits for his partners and opponents.)

JR: THE JUDGE IS FIRED UP TONIGHT! WHAT A MATCH THIS WILL BE!

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare throughout the arena as the lights go out and Lightning Bolt Symbols flash throughout the crowd. White Lightning steps out onto the arena with the TV Title around his waist and a spotlight on him. Out behind him walks out Big Kev Nash. White Lightning walks down the ramp slowly and enters the ring.)

JR: Battle of the Stables here King

King: No question the bWo is better

(White Lightning takes off his TV Title and hands it to Big Kev and awaits the rest of his partners.)

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 1214 pounds...
Tamer... Vernon Vanderbilt...Inferno... Kolic... Mineral... PRIME TIME

(Suddenly over the Arena sound system comes the sound of
typewriters and the BruiserTron comes to life. On the
screen, a CNN type montage begins with the words
"BREAKING NEWS" scrolling through the center. After a
few moments of the montage, it starts to spin as it
fades off the BruiserTron and the words "WHAT TIME IS
IT?" spin in to replace it. After a slight pause, the
words disappear in a fiery explosion and Dick Vitale
appears and screams, "IT'S PRIME TIME BABY!" "Prime
Time" by Promoe begins to blare throughout the arena
and rainbow colored pyros go off, starting at the top
of the ramp and continuing to go off all the way down
to the ring.)

P.A.: DON'T HATE THE MEDIA! BECOME THE MEDIA! THEY
ALREADY KNOW WHO WE ARE SO WHY NOT GET LOUDER, AND
LOUDER, AND LOUDER!

(From behind the curtain Tamer, Vernon Vanderbilt, Inferno, Mineral,
Aquatic, Kolic, Truck, Rachel Pitt, and Mr. Beauregard all come storming
onto the stage. The Champions all hold there title in the air as they walk
down the ramp. Tamer slaps the fans hands. Vern blows kisses. Inferno and
Mineral just shake their heads and continue down the ramp. Prime Time enters
the ring together. Tamer goes on one corner. Vern goes on one corner.
Inferno goes on one corner, Mineral is on the last turnbuckle. Truck lifts
Kolic and Aquatic up on each of his shoulders. They all raise their titles
high in the air. Everyone gets down. Inferno and Mineral hand their titles
to Aquatic. Kolic hands his belt to Truck. Vernon and Tamer hand their belts
to Clancy. All non participants exit the ring. Truck, Clancy, Aquatic, and
Rachel are watching on. Prime Time converses in their corner.)

Inferno: So it is written....so it shall come to pass.

Inferno: The first vestiges of
a bWo vs. Prime Time rivalry! Back in the day....when Prime Time had been
planning to join with The Chicago Way to face the bWo, people thought ti couldn't
happen. Well....it could't. But tonight, we have the opportunity to prove that
Prime Time alone is the wave of the future-irony unintended-by taking it to
the bWo and in effect, forcing them to do our bidding.

Mineral: (taking the mike) But of course, the Tag Team-I'm sorry, YOUR Tag
Team Champions (crowd boos) have a VERY full plate. Why, Ignition, Latino Heat,
every stinkin' newbie, and now the bWo.....it would be enough for mortal men
to collapse under the
pressure......of course, we're not mortal. We are TAG TEAM LEGENDS, BABY! So,
quite plain and simply, we will succeed tonight, we will succeed at No Way
In, and we will be rolling into Bruisermania as the hottest things to happen to
the tag division since
Reprecussion. No....wait, that's a little presumptuous. We're much BETTER
than they EVER were!

Aquatic: (talking the mike) What you see before you is an unstoppable force!
The greatest Tag Team Champions of all time....aligned with the Woman's
Champion, the Intercontinental Champion, the Light Heavyweight Champion, and the
Gold Belt Champion. Will
you ever see a stronger stable this early on their rise? Doubtful! Nothing
can be done now to break us, and we can only go higher from here. that's not
superfluous hype, that's not cocky ranting....

Eco-System/Crowd: THAT'S JUST THE LAW OF THE ECO-SYSTEM!

Inferno locks up with Kurt Dangle.
Inferno goes around back and executes a German Suplex on Dangle.
Dangle attempts to get up, but Inferno flips him over into another German.

JR: Inferno immediately trading mat-wrestling skills with the Olympic Hero
Kurt Dangle.

(Dangle breaks out of a bridge cover by Inferno, but Inferno immediately
grabs Dangle's leg and gets him in a half-Boston Crab. Dangle is howling in pain.)

King: Kurt better not give up, or he'll be performing Prime Time Masterpiece
Theater! HA HA!

JR: Wait a second.....Kurt Dangle is reversing! ANKLE LOCK!

Kurt flips Inferno and locks in an ankle lock.
Inferno flips over and pushes Kurt off with a slingshot kick.
Kurt bounces off the ropes, but is caught with a drop toehold.

JR: Excellent ring awareness by Inferno!

Inferno locks a full-nelson on Kurt Dangle, but Kurt Dangle stands up.
Inferno flips over with a double-armdrag faceplant.
Kurt Dangle is stunned.

King: Dangle is seeing stars, JR!

(Inferno whips Kurt Dangle into the ropes and catches him with a sidewalk
slam. Inferno runs over to the corner and tags Mineral in.)

JR: Mineral's going up top!

Mineral jumps off the top rope with a leg drop.
He catches Kurt Dangle across the chest.
The crowd is cheering in approval.

Kurt Dangle hits Mineral with a kick.
Kurt Dangle nails Mineral with an elbowdrop.
Kurt Dangle goes for a clothesline, but Mineral ducks out of the way.
Mineral tags out to Inferno.
The Judge enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Inferno and Mineral whip Kurt Dangle into the ropes.
They hit Kurt Dangle with a double elbowsmash.
Inferno and Mineral whip Kurt Dangle into the ropes.
They hit Kurt Dangle with a double backdrop.
Inferno and Mineral hit Kurt Dangle with a double vertical suplex.
Inferno and Mineral whip Kurt Dangle into the ropes.
They hit Kurt Dangle with a double elbowsmash.
The Judge gets back up and lays out Mineral.
Kurt Dangle and The Judge hit Inferno with a double clothesline.
The Judge leaves the ring.

JR: The Executioner and Kolic are now in the ring and Executioner takes Kolic down with a big boot.
The Executioner goes to pick Kolic up but Kolic kicks The Executioner.
Kolic runs against the ropes and attempts a cross body block but The Executioner catches him!

King: This isn't good for Kolic!

JR: The Executioner hoists Kolic up and hits The Execution! The Executioner pins Kolic as the bWo team cheers!

Kurt Dangle chops Inferno.
Kurt Dangle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kurt Dangle punches Inferno.
The crowd is cheering on Kurt Dangle.
Inferno hits Kurt Dangle.
Inferno is being booed out of the building.
Kurt Dangle chops Inferno.
Kurt Dangle hits Inferno.
The crowd is cheering on Kurt Dangle.
Kurt Dangle goes for a back suplex, but Inferno blocks it.
Inferno goes for an arm bar, but Kurt Dangle counters it with an eye gouge.
Kurt Dangle locks Inferno in a front facelock.
Inferno grabs the ropes after 8 seconds.
Kurt Dangle chops Inferno.
The crowd is cheering on Kurt Dangle.

Mineral ducks a clothesline from Big Kev, and bounds off the ropes.
Mineral catches Big Kev with a spear.

King: YAAH! That impact just shook the ring!

(Mineral starts stomping away on the head of Big Kev. Big Kev gets up and
takes a swing at Mineral, but Mineral ducks the fist and pulls Big Kev's leg out
from under him.)

JR: Smart by Mineral to take away Big Kev's vertical base!

Mineral grabs Big Kev's leg and puts him in a half-Boston Crab.
Big Kev makes it to the ropes.
Mineral bounds off the ropes and catches Big Kev's knee with a leg drop.

King: Big Kev doesn't have a leg to stand on, JR! HA HA!

(Mineral locks on a backwards Boston Crab on Big Kev, tucking his arms in
with his legs. GBig Kev is screaming in pain.)

JR: Look at this innovative move by Mineral!

Mineral has had the move on for 10 Seconds.
The referee is asking big kev if he wants to quit.
Big Kev is shaking his head "No".

JR: Big Kev showing some real guts here!

Mineral has had the hold in for 25 seconds.
Big Kev is fading fast.
White Lightning runs in and breaks up the hold.

JR: White Lightning cheating to save his bodyguard here!

King: Well, the Eco-System does that all the time!

(Mineral Avalanches White Lightning over the ropes. Dangle and Executioner
run in, but Mineral gives them a double spear. While Mineral is distracted with
the numerous bWo members that ran in, Big Kev tags out to Judge.)

JR: Judge is in!

Judge nails Mineral with a hard punch.
Mineral grabs Judge and executes a Belly-To-Belly suplex.
Mineral tags out to Vernon Vanderbilt.

JR: Wait a minute, what the hell is Rachel doing?!

King: The ref has his back turned!

(Rachel jumps onto the apron and begins shouting for White Lightning to come over.)

King: She's making a death wish, JR!

(She finally gets Lightning's attention, as Kolic has the ref's attention, both of them start to get in a heated argument.)

JR: I don't like where this is going?

King: Ow! Did you see that?! Rachel just hit White Lightning!

JR: Yes I could even feel that slap!

King: I think that was more of a punch!

(White Lightning stumbles backwards and angrily looks at Rachel. He charges forward in an attempt to strike her but she hops down back to the floor before he can hit her.)

King: White Lightning look out! Behind you!

(Kolic dives in and nails WL with a Russian Leg sweep!)

JR: Kolic taking excellent advantage of that moment!

King: Wait! Rachel's getting in the ring! I think she's lost it!

(Rachel climbs on top of White Lightning and begins to blatantly choke him. WL tries hard to wiggle loose, but Rachel has her knees locked on his elbows, restricting any arm movement. Meanwhile, the ref is distracted by Vanderbilt.)

JR: That's a blatant chokehold!

King: White Lighting is turning red! Yahhh!

(Kev Nash sees Rachel and promptly walks up to the young woman and brings her to her feet. He grabs her by her shoulders and begins screaming vulgar words in her face.)

King: Rachel's in for it now...

JR: But look, she's not even scared.

(Kev Nash quickly hoists Rachel into the air and gives her a Jack knife powerbomb to the outside! Rachel hits the floor with a sickening thud and looks to be unconcious.)

JR: Oh come on, she could be seriously hurt!

Kev Nash and Kurt Dangle whip Mineral into the ropes.
They hit Mineral with a double kick to the midsection.
Kurt Dangle leaves the ring.
Kev Nash whips Mineral into the turnbuckle, but Mineral reverses it.
Mineral runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Mineral tags out to Kolic.
Kolic hits Kev Nash with a punch.
Kolic chops Kev Nash.
Kolic hits Kev Nash.
Mineral enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kurt Dangle enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Kolic and Mineral whip Kev Nash into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Kev Nash with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
Mineral leaves the ring.
Kev Nash hits Kolic with a slap.

JR: Kolic faces off with Judge, who gave him a severe
beating at Bedlam Bowl!

King: Maybe this time Kolic will fight back! HAHA!

JR: Kolic attempts a karate kick, but Judge grabs the foot! Judge shoves
Kolic backwards...wait! Kolic hits a kip up! Judge rebounds off the ropes
and attempts a clothesline, but Kolic ducks! Kolic hits a dropkick on Judge,
who goes flying over the ropes! Kolic is signaling for a Slide Rule!

King: Without a 619? Wow!

JR: Judge struggles to his feet...Kolic handstands on the top rope...and
hits it! They’re both out on the floor! Kolic is the first to his feet! He
grabs Judge and slams his face against the ring! Kolic whips Judge into the
ring stairs! This is revenge for the loss a few weeks ago!

JR: White Lightning stomping away on Kolic-what the? The lights just went out!

King: Oh man, we've seen this before....

(We hear the low, deep notes of an organ playing. The notes get louder, and
it is that of a funeral march. A red light comes from the arena roof, and it
focuses on White Lightning.)

VOICE: COME WITH ME CHILD......COME WITH ME INTO THE LIGHT.....IN SEVEN
DAYS.......SEVEN DAYS UNTIL YOU SEE THE LIGHT, THEN ARE ENGULFED BY MY
DARKNESS......BY THE DARKNESS OF AN ECLIPSE....THE DARKNESS.....OF A BLACK SUN!

(The lights come back on and the voice is silent. White Lightning looks
shaken.)

King: JR, do you think that was-

JR: Don't even say it!

Lightning tags out.

Kev Nash uses a side suplex on Kolic.
Kev Nash has the crowd going wild.
Kev Nash executes a kneelift on Kolic.
Kev Nash hits a kneelift on Kolic.
Kev Nash nails Kolic with a chop.
Kev Nash chops Kolic.
Kev Nash chops Kolic.
The chants for Kev Nash are deafening.
Kev Nash punches Kolic.
The crowd is behind Kev Nash all the way.
Kev Nash uses a side suplex on Kolic.
The crowd is behind Kev Nash all the way.
Kev Nash nails Kolic with an elbowdrop.
Kev Nash tags out to The Judge.
The Judge and Kev Nash whip Kolic into the ropes.
They hit Kolic with a double backdrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Judge and Kev Nash whip Kolic into the ropes.
They hit Kolic with a double fist to the midsection.
Vernon Vanderbilt gets back up and throws Kev Nash out of the ring.
Vernon Vanderbilt leaves the ring.
Kolic runs into the ropes.
Kolic smacks The Judge with a devastating clothesline .
Kolic takes The Judge down with irish whip.
Kolic runs into the ropes.
The Judge misses with a kick.
Kolic misses with a shoulderblock.
Kolic misses with a shoulderblock.
Kolic almost takes The Judge's head off with a clothesline
Kolic uses a 619 on The Judge.
Kolic acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

King: What a great match we have seen so far tonight.

JR: What the....

(Tobey Miliken's music, "Back in Black" plays and down the entrance way on a black Harley Davidson comes Tobey Miliken to the ring. As he speeds down the entrance way as the members of Prime Time step off of the ring apron, Tobey slides the motorcycle down...)

KING: HA HA HA! What a moronic newbie! He thought he could wipe out the entire Prime Time! HA HA!

JR: The Judge hits Inferno with a DDT!
The Judge picks up Inferno and starts exchaning punches with him.
The Judge goes for a right hand shot but Inferno ducks!
Inferno grabs The Judge and hits a Sun Flare but he needs to tag out!

King: Tag out Inferno!

JR: Inferno pulls himself over to the corner and tags out to Mineral.
Mineral attempts a running clothesline on The Judge but The Judge ducks under it, sending Mineral crashing into the opposite turnbuckle.
The Judge grabs Mineral and hits him with a neckbreaker.
Inferno runs over and punches at The Judge.
Mineral and Inferno attempt a Nature's Fury on The Judge but The Judge reverses it into a double-DDT!!!
The Judge pins Mineral!

JR: Tamer and Dangle are exchanging blows
OH MY!
Everyone has stormed the ring
Inferno, Mineral, Kev Nash, and Executioner all just went over the top rope
Judge and Kolic roll out of the ring fighting
WL runs at Vern and Tamer
Tamer and Vern back drop WL over the top rope
Tamer kicks Dangle in the mid-section

King: Cat Fight! On the outside! Cat fight!

(Tamer has Kurt Dangle set up for what looks like a Powerbomb. Tamer point
to the turnbuckle. Vernon quickly climbs.)

JR: Is this what I think it is?

(Tamer does an alley-oop to Dangle as Vern hits a flying famouser.)

JR: TAKE TWO!
The move that won them the tag titles!
Tamer covers
Ref counts One, Two...Nash makes the save.

Vernon Vanderbilt uses a flying elbowdrop on White Lightning.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
The Judge enters the ring.
The Judge hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Vernon Vanderbilt.
White Lightning uses corkscrew moonsault on Vernon Vanderbilt.
White Lightning is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The Judge leaves the ring.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt misses with a clothesline.
White Lightning hits Vernon Vanderbilt with an elbow.

JR: White Lightning and Vernon Vanderbilt are the legal men, but White Lightning needs to make a tag!
White Lightning is about to tag out to The Judge but Vernon Vanderbilt grabs his foot.
White Lightning spins around and hits Vanderbilt with an enziguiri, breaking his foot free from Vernon's grasp and he tags out to The Judge!
The Judge runs into the ring, taking Vanderbilt down with a clothesline.

King: He's yelling at the rest of Prime Time to get him!

JR: The entire Prime Time stable enters the ring but Judge takes Tamer and Inferno down with a clothesline!
The bWo enters the ring and are fighting off Prime Time!
The Executioner takes Kolic to the outside!
White Lightning double-clotheslines Eco-system out of the ring!
Big Kev Nash, Kurt Dangle, and Tamer fight on the outside, leaving Vernon Vanderbilt, White Lightning, and The Judge in the ring!

King: Wait! Vanderbilt just hit Judge with the End of the End and is going for the pin!

JR: 1...2...NO! White Lightning breaks up the count!
White Lightning picks up Vanderbilt and exchanges punches with him as The Judge slowly gets to his feet.
Vernon Vanderbilt inadvertently shoves White Lightning into the ref, knocking him out!
The Judge hits Vernon with a low blow and then tosses White Lightning his gavel!

King: White Lightning just nailed Vanderbilt with the gavel and he's setting him up for a german suplex as The Judge heads to the top rope!

JR: As White Lightning hits the german suplex, The Judge leaps off the top rope and hits his Gavel Smash!

King: That's the Shocked Gavel...their double team move!

JR: The Judge covers Vanderbilt as the ref wakes up! The bWo could win it right here!

Vernon and Executioner lock up.
Executioner attempts a go-behind, but Vernon reverses
with one of his own.
Execution with a back elbow, but Vernon ducks.
Vernon takes him down with a Russian legsweep.
Vernon leaps back to his feet.

Vernon: WOO HAA!!! Get you some of that, boy!

JR: Executioner was the first man to ever pin Vernon
Vanderbilt in the BMWF.

King: Now, now, JR! You know that was a disputed
victory, and Vernon set things straight the next week
in a cage match anyway.

JR: True enough.

King: Did I just say he set things straight? Haha!

JR: Enough of that, King.

Vernon Vanderbilt goes for cartwheel clothesline, but White Lightning blocks it.

White Lightning goes for a dropkick, but Vernon ducks.
Lightning lands on his back.
Vernon drops an elbow across White Lightning's
sternum, then makes a nonchalant cover.
The ref counts: One! Kickout!
Vernon gets up, dragging White Lightning to his feet
as well.
Vernon winds up, winds up, and scores with a
massive...poke to the eyes.
White Lightning drops to the mat in pain, as Vernon
gloats.

JR: I don't know which of those two fights dirtier.

King: Probably whichever one has gone the longest
without showering.

JR: Bad pun night?

King: Why not?

JR: Just watch the match.

King: I am watching the match. I'm commentating. Why
don't you do your job and...

JR: Hush!

Vernon takes White Lightning up and over with a
suplex.
Vernon scores with a flipping legdrop.

Kolic looks puny compared to Big Kev! Kev is
showing off to the crowd, he must think he can destroy Kolic!

Kolic: Stop talking and fight me, ignoramus!

JR: Kolic with a few words for Kev, looks like it angered him! Kev charges
at Kolic with a clothesline, but Kolic ducks! Kolic hits a drop toehold, and
Kev is hung on the second rope! Kolic not wasting any time by immediately
hitting a 619! Kolic tags in Vernon, then climbs the other turnbuckle, while
Vernon does the same at his. Kev struggles to his feet...OH MY GOD! Double
dropkick on Big Kev!

King: Yahh! Here comes Sarah Lyn!

JR: Sarah Lyn is coming to attack Rachel?

King: I'd assume so!

(As Rachel is climbing to her feet, Sarah comes and double axe handles her in the back. Rachel falls foreward, hitting the floor. Sarah takes the advantage and lays on a few boots to her lower back.)

JR: Sarah is absolutely decimating her!

(Sarah hops on Rachel's back and tries to choke her out but Rachel rears back and sends Sarah into the ring apron. The two girls start laying it on each other, nailing a flurry of hard punches.)

JR: Sarah has been nothing but a problem since she returned to Bedlam last week!

JR: Here comes Master Z bolting down to the ring with the World Title strapped tightly around his waist! What is he doing out here King?

KING: Maybe HE wants to live in the PT mansion!

JR: Master Z is running full speed towards the bWo corner! He better not be doing what I think he's doing! He lucked out taking on the entire bWo once, but he can't do it again!

Master Z reaches up and tears Judge from the apron.

(The judge, not expecting Master Z to be pulling him off, is caught completely off guard. He loses his balance and crashes into the concrete floor flat on his back.)

JR: Master Z is wearing his brass knucks and is pummeling Judge in the face repeatedly! What warrants this, King?

KING: Master Z doesn't need a reason, JR. He doesn't like the bWo! It's as simple as that!

JR: Master Z lifts the bleeding Judge to his feet then DDTs him into the concrete. The Judge is laying motionless, folks!

(By this point in time, Master Z's presence is noticed by Kev Nash and White Lightning. Master Z sees the two approaching, places his brass knucks into his pocket, and grabs a folding chair that was undeneath the ring.)

KING: You see that JR? Master Z is smart.. he knows to bring in the big guns when he sees these two coming!

JR: The referee is still so involved in the match, he hasn't even noticed Master Z on the outside picking off bWo members!

(Master Z takes a swings at the charging big man, Kev Nash!)

*CRACK*

("The bigger they are the harder they fall" is the case as Kev drops like a sack of potatoes. Master Z spins around and uppercuts White Lightning in the groin. Slowly, White Lightning withers to the ground in pain. Master Z brings the chair back and begins to unload on the two falled men.)

*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*

JR: Master Z is having a field day! White Lightning and Kev Nash are going to need plastic surgery after this hideous attack!

(Master Z drops the bent chair on the floor. He looks around at the fallen bodies of White Lightning, Judge, and Big Kev. Master Z doesn't look finished by any means as he continues to make his way towards Executioner.)

JR: Master Z just poked Executioner in the eyes and decked him in the side of the face. That just leaves Kurt Dangle in the ring!

(Master Z hops up on the ring apron. The referee finally sees the intruder and runs over to stop Z from entering the squared circle. Master Z keeps the referee distracted and tosses his brass knuckles into the ring at the feet of Tamer.)

JR: What is going on here, King? Master Z just tossed his brass knuckles to Tamer and laid out all bWo members except for Dangle! I don't understand it! Last week Master Z helped Rachel Pitt defeat Flame! This week, hes tossing his brass knuckles to Tamer! How unpredictable is this man?

(Tamer picks up the knucks and fits them onto his wrist. He sizes up Kurt Dangle then takes him down with a hard right.)

JR: Master Z just jumped down off the apron looking very pleased.

(Master Z slowly takes a few steps back before turning his back to the ring. Master Z walks back up the entrance ramp smirking.)

JR: I am receiving word something is going on in the backstage area.

King: Let's see what is going on JR!!!

(Scotty is standing over White Lightning.)

Scotty: Ya wanna be a man huh? Ya wanna feel like a man. Take this a$$ whoopin' like a man then!!!

(Scotty drags White Lightning over to a table. Scotty sets the table on fire and lifts Lightning over his head and drives him through the flames and table down to the floor. WHite Lightning is writhing in pain as the table burns around him.)

Scotty: See ya at No Way In.

(Scotty sucks up some snot and spits it right in the face of White Lightning.)

JR: Will White Lightning be able to compete at No Way In?

King: I am not sure. But it doesn't look good JR.

JR: We are about to get this match started....

(Something hits JR's hat.)

King: What the....

JR: Pain is over us on the scaffolding.... Look he has someone with him!!!!

King: He has Vernon and he looks out of it.

JR: I know he is not going to do what I think he is about to do!!!!!

(Pain releases his grip has a broke Vernon falls to the scaffold. Pain somehow has a mic with him.)

Pain: Vernon... This is what the view up here looks like... You want me in a scaffold and ladders match... You're on.

(Pain walks away from Vernon as he tries to gather his senses.)

King: What was that all about?

JR: I think he just got Vernon's attention.

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Kingston, Jamaica...
Weighing in at 410 pounds...

Tyrone Smith

(The lights go out. Sirens wail throughout the arena. The noise begins to slow until stop)

PA: MORE.... HU.... MAN...

(A wall of flames erupts from the stage as White Zombie's "More Human Than Human" blares over the PA. Tyrone walks through the dying wall of flames and straight to the ring. He climbs in and asks Lilly for her mic)

Tyrone: Lowedown… nah.. SETH!! GET YER (beep) CARCAS OUT HERE.. NOT NOW… BUT RIGHT DA RASS NOW!!!!!! Ya wan’ point fun at ‘Rone?! Son, come bring it! While ya were out gettin’ yer lil feeties done wit’ dat two-cent trick Flame, I was out bashin’ punks’ heads in. While da BMWF suits and big wigs were rubbin’ yer jock an’ ridin’ da Lowedown Train, Da BMWF’s workhorse was killin’ himself to earn a (beep) buck from dis place! I’ve given more to dis fed dan ya a hun’red-fold.. yet everyone kisses yer @$$?! Not t’night son! I’m gonna show everyone here da big yellow stripe dat runs down yer jello-jiggler of a spine!

COME OUT HERE SETH! WE GOT A HELL OF A LOT OF CATCHIN’ UP TO DO!!!!!

LILLY: From Phoenix, AZ...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

LoweDown

PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!

(Suddenly, "Because of You" by Nickelback begins to play as Lowedown and Flame are seen making their way from one of the private skyboxes and through the crowd. Lowedown leaps over the guardrail and stops just before the ring and then looks into the eyes of Tyrone Smith before leaping up onto the apron. Pyro shoots out from the four corners as Lowedown climbs into the ring and goes right up to Tyrone Smith and immediately slaps him right in the face...)

JR:Did you see that?!? Lowedown just paintbrushed the big man!

King:What is Lowedown trying to do here? Make Tyrone angry?

(Lowedown wastes no time as he nails Tyrone with a hard right hand and then goes ballistic with kicks and punches to the chest and head of Tyrone.)

JR: Lowedown ducks and avoids the attack of Tyrone as he then manages to grab the leg of Tyrone and then sweeps the other leg of Tyrone from underneath him and then drives an elbow just slightly below waist level. The referee gets in the face of Lowedown and warns him about the "almost" low blow from Lowedown who flips him off and then as he drives another lebow just above the groin of Tyrone Smith again. Flame leaps up onto the apron and distracts the referee allowing Lowedown to nail Tyrone with an actual elbowdrop to the groin of Tyrone behind the referee's back...)

JR:Lowedown isn't playing fiar here tonight against the Jamaican monster!

King:I don't think he was going to play fair anyways!

JR: Tyrone Smith hits a front slam on LoweDown.
Tyrone Smith whips LoweDown into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits LoweDown with a clothesline.
LoweDown falls out of the ring.
Tyrone Smith goes outside.
Tyrone Smith uses a double underhook power bomb on LoweDown.
Tyrone Smith goes for the Reverse DDT, but LoweDown blocks it.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
LoweDown whips Tyrone Smith into the guardrail.
LoweDown climbs back into the ring.
Tyrone Smith climbs back into the ring.
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
LoweDown misses with a clothesline.
Tyrone Smith misses with a kick.
Tyrone Smith hits LoweDown with an elbow.
Tyrone Smith runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith smacks LoweDown with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is behind Tyrone Smith all the way.
Tyrone Smith takes LoweDown down with a brainbuster.
Tyrone Smith is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Tyrone Smith goes for a front slam, but LoweDown turns in mid-air and lands on
him.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
LoweDown whips Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits LoweDown with a shoulderblock.
Tyrone Smith sets up LoweDown on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith executes a superplex on LoweDown.
The crowd is behind Tyrone Smith all the way.
Tyrone Smith executes a snap suplex on LoweDown.
Tyrone Smith runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits LoweDown with an elbow.
Tyrone Smith goes for a gutwrench suplex, but LoweDown counters it with
a backdrop.
LoweDown uses a boot to face on Tyrone Smith.
LoweDown takes Tyrone Smith down with a DDT.
LoweDown smacks Tyrone Smith with a devastating flying clothesline .
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits LoweDown with a clothesline.
Tyrone Smith throws LoweDown out of the ring.
Earl Hepner counts: one, two, three, four, LoweDown reenters the ring.
Tyrone Smith goes for a cobra clutch, but LoweDown counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
LoweDown smacks Tyrone Smith with a devastating short clothesline .
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.

JR:Lowedown catches Tyrone with a chop block to the back of the knee and is continuing to keep Tyrone off his feet!

King:Lowedown is one of the strongest guys around here, but even he won't try any suplexes or military presses here tonight that's for sure! HAHAHA!

(Lowedown grabs a hold of Tyrone's leg and manages to roll him over onto his stomach and locks on a half Boston crab. Lowedown is dangerously close to the corner as the referee checks on the status of Tyrone Smith. Lowedown places his forehead on the 2nd turnbuckle to keep Tyrone from powering out of the hold. Lowedown looks back towards the referee and then leans against it again. Finally, the referee manages to see Lowedown using the turnbuckle and begins to count...)

JR:Lowedown was forced to release Tyrone from that Boston crab submission move!

LoweDown goes for a boot to face, but Tyrone Smith ducks out of the way.
Tyrone Smith sends LoweDown into the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith uses a knife edge on LoweDown.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith uses a kick to the midsection on LoweDown.
Tyrone Smith puts LoweDown in a boot choke.
Earl Hepner warns Tyrone Smith to let go.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three, four.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
Tyrone Smith gives the sign for the Ganja Drop.

JR:Lowedown just slipped right out of Tyrone's grasp and he's back on his feet and Flame is up on the apron again! Flame has the referee's attention as Lowedown...CRIMSON MIST! Lowedown just spit the Crimson mist into the eyes of Tyrone! Flame just jumped back down and now Lowedown just speared the massive Tyrone off his feet!
LoweDown smacks Tyrone Smith with a devastating short clothesline .
The crowd erupts.
LoweDown almost takes Tyrone Smith's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.
LoweDown uses a DDT on Tyrone Smith.

JR:Lowedown just caught Tyrone with a clothesline from hell and now Tyrone is wobbling! Lowedown just leaned back and...SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN! Lowedown nearly took Tyrone's head clean off! Tyrone might be out!

King:Lowedown isn't wasting any time as he just climbed to that top rope and...GOING DOWN! Lowedown just came crashing down on that massive chest of Tyrone! I think Tyrone is spitting up blood! Lowedown is about to seal the deal against Tyrone!

(Lowedown rolls onto his knees and grabs the arm of Tyrone and locks it behind his leg and then wraps his arm around the neck of Tyrone Smith and begins to lock on the Downtime submission maneuver. Lowedown leans back and hangs onto the submission move as the crowd chants on...)

JR: Tyrone Smith is writhing in pain.
Tyrone Smith submits after 12 seconds.
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.

*DING DING*

>>>

(Tobey Milken is shown walking backstage after his match. All of a sudden,
he’s lifted up into the air, caught in a snare tied to the ceiling. Kolic
walks out of the shadows gloating.)

Kolic: Now, now, you didn’t think I’d forget you in my initiations, did you?
Especially after what you did on Live. Now you’ll pay not only for thinking
you could fool me, but for thinking you were better than me in ANY way.

(Milken is shouting obscenities at Kolic, who laughs)

Kolic: Ha ha! Not much else you can do, huh? I’d love to shatter your knee
right now, and I know I can. However...I’m going to let you live. By the
way, I hope I didn’t hurt your leg too much on Live, cause you’re gonna need
it to hold out while you hang there.

(Kolic slips a pair of brass knucks on his hands)

Kolic: I’ll even spare you the pain of your leg slowly breaking apart. Of
course, your face may sting a little...

(Kolic rears back and punches Milken in the face with the knucks, knocking
him out. Kolic walks down a hallway, leaving Milken hanging by his leg.)

(Exterior shot of a lavish mansion just outside of Toyko. There are armed security walking the grounds as well as at the gated entrance, making it very obvious that the average person's presence is unwelcomed. The view switches to an interior shot inside one of the main rooms where we see three men, two are sitting and the thrid is standing just behind of the men. As we get closer we see Ryushi Fujita sitting across from a older gentleman with what appears to be his bodyguard behind him.)

Katsumoto: Ryushi my boy, it is good to see you. I assume the accommodations are to your liking?

Ryushi Fujita: Of course, thank you. I have to say I am perplexed as to why you have requested my presence here Katsumoto.

Katsumoto: Well, as you know as part of our arrangement with your late father, we have taken care of your mother as well as fully funding your training and travel to America in the wrestling business.

Ryushi Fujita: I know that and both my mother and I are grateful to you for that.

Katsumoto: So you can image our pride when we saw you become the Light Heavyweight Champion in November. And our disappointment when teh title was taken from you.

Ryushi Fujita: ......

Katsumoto: Do not worry Ryushi, no harm will come to you. We are not upset with you, rather the situation you were in. More often than not you were facing a opponent who had one if not two people trying to hurt you to gain an advantage. Plus you were assaulted after your match with Kolic I believe his name is by a fromer opponent who used a manager to distract you.

Ryushi Fujita: Well, rest assured that I will get my revenge and my title back as just soo-

Katsumoto: Well, we have decided to help you out with that.

Ryushi Fujita: How is that?

Katsumoto: By sending some insurance back with you.

Ryushi Fujita: Insurance?

Katsumoto: Yes, I believe you remember him.

Ryushi Fujita: Him? What are you talking about?

Katsumoto: We're sending a representative for the family back with you, to make sure our investment is being handled properly.

Ryushi Fujita: Who are you talking about?

Katsumoto: Kojima.

Ryushi Fujita: Are you crazy? Kojima is a psychotic freak!

(The bodyguard behind Katsumoto moves towards Fujita but the older man stops him with just a wave.)

Katsumoto: Far from it my boy. Kojima is ruthless enough to help you out when needed and loyal enough to do what is necessary.

Ryushi Fujita: But I-

Katsumoto: Not buts Ryushi, it is done. Now then, let us adjorn to the dining room and we can discuss the plans.

(Fade out as all three men head towards the dining room.)

>>>

(Kolic is walking back to his dressing room. As Kolic puts his hand on the
knob about to open the door Mafioso kicks the door open catching Kolic on
his chin. Mafioso kicks Kolic in the face then leans closer to him)

Mafioso: That's right genius me again! Bet you didn't calculate that
happening. You better hope Bruiser doesn't approve the No Way In match I
wanted cuz I changed my mind. I don't care about that belt right now! For
now I'll be satisfied with making your life miserable!

(Mafioso gives Kolic another kick to the face before he walks away)

JR: Folks! During the break, Tyrone Smith was attacked as he headed to the back.

>>>

(As Tyrone Smith heads back up the ramp, The Judge appears out of nowhere and cracks Tyrone over the head with his gavel! The Judge jumps on top of Tyrone and hits him with a few hard right shots to the head, busting Tyrone Smith open. The Judge stands over Tyrone Smith for a few seconds before pulling a mic out of his pocket.)

Judge: Tyrone Smith, you think you have what it takes to take the Hardcore title away from me? Well, we'll see about that...at No Way In!

(The crowd cheers.)

Judge: That's right, I'll grant you a Hardcore title match at No Way In, but you better be prepared, because I am ready to show the world exactly why I am the Greatest Hardcore Champion the BMWF has ever seen!

(The bWo theme hits as The Judge gives Tyrone Smith one final shot to the face. He then stands over Smith, holding the Hardcore title belt in the air before making his way to the back.)

LILLY: This contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall.

Weighing in at 375 pounds...

"The Big Dead Machine" Pain

("Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to play over the PA as Pain walks through flames shooting up from the rampway. He looks down into the ring His stare undisturbed as he steps over the top rope.)

LILLY: His opponent...
From Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 288 pounds...

The BMWF World Champion...
"The Master and Ruler of the World" Master Z

(The lights in the arena dim to a faint glow. The crowd quiets as several white spotlights hit the entranceway glimmering off of the steel ramp. “Victory” by Puff Daddy blasts throughout the arena shaking its very foundation.)

JR: Here we go folks! Master Z is making his entrance!

(“Victory” continues to play for several moments with no sign of movement behind the entrance curtain.)

KING: Uhhhhhh…

(Just then, two large blasts of glittering white pyro spray over the ramp. Master Z emerges he is walking very slowly, with hands on his hips.)

JR: There he is folks, the four time BMWF World Champion!

(Master Z stops and takes a deep breath letting the lights sparkle off his shiny golden sunglasses.

KING: Look at all the arrogance this man has! I love it, JR!

(Master Z continues to strut very slowly while smiling and making sure everyone’s eyes are on him.)

JR: Master Z enters the ring through the second and third rope. He takes off his shades, shirt, and takes the chain from his belt loops.

(Master Z hands the objects to the referee and returns to the center of the ring.)

JR: Master Z has a microphone and looks as if he’s about to speak!

Master Z: Tonight I am facing Pain. Now Pain is a man who I am no stranger to. It's true, we have met several times in the past.

(The crowd cheers Pain and boos Master Z all at the same time.)

Master Z: Pain is a disgust to me! He can't call himself a wrestler! He has no skills and he's dumber than a doornail!

KING: It's true, JR! Everything he says is true!

JR: Oh, stop it, King!

Master Z: Pain... you are good for nothing! How dare you get involved with the likes of me! Don't you know who I am? I am the BMWF World Champion Master Z! You should bow before me! You should kiss my boots! On your knees Pain!

(Pain stands motionless.)

JR: Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna happen!

(Master Z looks irritated at Pain's refusal to obey.)

JR: Master Z just unstrapped his world title and attacked Pain with it! Master Z is beating down Pain with the BMWF World Title!

KING: He should've listened! HA HA!

(Master Z repeatedly lifts the world title belt and sends it crashing down to the skull of Pain. Each blow sends pain closer and closer to unconsciousness! Eventually Pain is bleeding from the head and on his hands and knees.)

KING: That's better! Bow before your creator Pain!

JR: Master Z slides the belt out of the ring and the bell rings.

*DING DING*

JR: Pain is not going to talk!!!! He is going right after Master Z and is the champion backed up against the ropes!!!!!

JR: Pain has Master Z by the throat.

King: He's going for the chokeslam right off the bat?

JR: What strength Pain has!!!! Pain just threw Master Z by the throat!!!!

King: He did that with one hand!!!!

JR: Pain takes Master Z down with a gutwrench suplex.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Pain goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Master Z blocks it.
Master Z takes Pain down with a low blow.

JR: Look at Master Z taunting Pain who is on his knees!

(Master Z grabs pain by the head and begins to lift him up.)

JR: Pain just grabbed Master Z by the throat! Pain is struggling to get to his feet! I think we're going to see a choke slam!

(Pain is about to lift Master Z off the mat when Master Z kicks him in the groin. Main immediately releases is grasp and drops down to the mat.)

JR: Look at that coward! Master Z is rolling out of the ring!

JR: Master Z is trying to battle back. A knee to the gut of Master Z now a devastating blow to the back of the neck from Pain.

King: He is not giving Master Z a chance.

JR: You can see the killer instinct in Pain as he lifts Z.

King: What now?

JR: Pain is pressing Master Z over his head!!!!

King: He is military pressing Master Z over his head and doing reps with Z!!!!!!!

JR: Pain finally throws Master Z across the ring!!!!

Pain uses a bodyslam on Master Z.
Pain whips Master Z into the ropes.
Master Z hits Pain with a kick.
Master Z locks Pain in a figure-four leglock.
Master Z lets go after 14 seconds.
Master Z flexes for the crowd.
The crowd is vociferously booing Master Z.
Master Z takes Pain down with throat punch.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Master Z flexes for the crowd.
The crowd is vociferously booing Master Z.
Master Z hits throat punch on Pain.
Master Z hoists Pain high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Pain crashing hard to the mat.
Master Z sets up Pain on the turnbuckle.
Master Z goes for the Atomic Driver, but he can't do it.
Pain counters it with a push off ropes.

Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Pain hits an elbowdrop on Master Z.
Pain hits a kick to the midsection on Master Z.
Pain executes an elbowsmash on Master Z.
Pain goes for a backbreaker, but Master Z counters it with a facerake.

(Master Z grabs Pain by the throat choking him out. The referee gets to a 4 count before Master Z releases.)

JR: Master Z is lifting Pain up for a body slam! He weakened him with that choke, now he's going to slam the big man down!

(Master Z lifts Pain to about chest level before executing an awkward bodyslam. The mat shakes upon impact.)

KING: I bet Pain isn't used to being thrown around like that on an every day basis!

JR: I have to admit, the power of Master Z is awesome!

(Master Z kicks Pain in the ribs for good measure.)

JR: Master Z rebounds off the ropes, takes three big steps, then kicks Pain in the groin hard.

KING: It looked like Master Z was punting a football there! Ouch!

JR: Master Z DDTs Pain into the mat viciously!

(Master Z debates going for the cover, but then jams heel into the face of Pain instead.)

JR: Master Z sizes up Pain who just got to his feet.

Master Z unleases a hard right jab then an uppercut!

KING: knock out his lights, Z!

(Master Z hits pain with one clothesline which sends the big man rocking back and forth. Master Z rebounds off the ropes and nearly decapitates Pain with another hard clothesline.)

JR: Pain just hit the mat hard! In his years, Master Z has sure learned how to beat on this monster of a man!

(Master Z gets to one knee and slaps a head lock onto Pain.)

Master Z hits Pain with a dropkick.
Master Z tries to powerbomb Pain, but Pain counters with a backdrop.

King: Pain is just a sadistic monster.

JR: Master Z is trying to get up. Pain drops an elbow on the back of the neck of Master Z.

King: Pain is trying to destroy Master Z.

JR: Pain lifts Master Z. Z looks like a ragdoll right now.

King: He has taken alot of punishment so far.

JR: CHOKESLAM!!!! CHOKESLAM TO HELL!!!!!

King: Master Z has got to be through by now!!!!

JR: TOMBSTONE!!!!! TOMBSTONE!!!!!!

King: He is just trying to soften Master Z for the end!!!!

JR: CORONARY!!!! CORONARY!!!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!!! PAIN HAS JUST HIT THREE FINISHERS ON MASTER Z!!!!!!

JR: Pain pulls Master Z up, but Z distracts the ref, then nails Pain with reverse low blow kick.

(Master Z grabs Pain around the waist and tries to lift him to the top rope)

JR: I think Master Z is trying to hit the Atomic Driver, but Pain is too big!

(Master Z tries once more, but doesn't succeed. Master Z looks irritated.)

JR: Master Z drops his shoulder into Pain's gut. Pain stumbles backwards taking the referee down.

(Master Z reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles.)

JR: Master Z planned on knocking the ref out! He couldn't Atomic Drive Pain, so he resorted to cheating!

KING: I love it!

(Master Z sizes up Pain. He hauls back and hits him square in the jaw with the brass knuckles. Master Z pounds him a few more times while he lays on the mat.)

JR: Master Z tossed those knucks out of the ring and is waking up the ref!

Master Z goes for the cover.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Master Z!

JR: Master Z just cheated and won the match!

KING: Who ever said cheaters never prosper?

(Master Z accepts his title and holds it high in the air for the booing audience.)

JR: The EMT's are helping Pain out of the ring, but Master Z doesn't seem to be exiting the arena! Infact, he's getting a microphone!

(Master Z straps the belt around his waist and waits til the booing crowd quiets)

Master Z: Lowedown... I figure I'm on a roll so why don't you bring your *BLEEP* out here!

(Master Z pauses.)

Master Z: C'mon Lowe, we all know you're a sissy! Get out here and face me! Let's not wait until Bruisermania! Let's do this right now!

JR: I don't think the commish would go for that!

KING: But I'd like to see it happen!

Master Z:Lowe! If you won't come to me, then I guess I'm gonna have to pull you out of the women's locker room and...

(Suddenly, "Because of You" begins to play as the Bruisertron lights up to show Lowedown sitting down in the bWo private suite as he pulls his sunglasses off of his face and waves to Z from above...)

Lowedown:HEY Z! I'm over here! Pull your head out of your @$$ for two seconds would ya?!?

(Master Z looks around the arena and then finally sees a figure waving in one of the skyboxes. Finally, a cameraman zooms in to show Lowedown smiling at Z...)

Lowedown:You want to finish this right now? You want me to come down to that ring and impress my peeps one more time? Well, let me ask my peeps! Should I step out of this skybox and whoop Master Z's @$$?!?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

Lowedown:Z, I know these peeps want me to come down there right now and give you a beating just like I know I can! It just doesn't feel right though to me.

JR:Huh? What does he mean by that?

King:Lowedown is confusing me!

Lowedown:You just don't get it do ya? What I want is that title back around my waist and you just don't seem willing enough to give me that opportunity! You keeping ducking and ducking and ducking. Hell Z! I'm beginning to think...Nah! I shouldn't say it.

JR:Say what?

King:Are you saying you think that you know what he's going to say?

JR:I almost have a sixth sense about these things!

Lowedown:I didn't want to believe it! I didn't want to have to say this in front of everyone here in the Cow Palace, but Z...you becoming the World champion...was a FLUKE! A big time, without question, an honest to goodness...FLUKE!

(Lowedown pauses as the crowd begins to chant "FLUKE" at Master Z and then pulls the microphone back up...)

Lowedown:At Bruisermania Z, I will become the five time World Heavyweight champion and you will cease to exist as anything but a fluke! Ya feel me peeps?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

Master Z:You know I stayed out here looking for a fight and I sure as hell not leaving until you get in this ring and face me like a man!

Lowedown:There's only problem Z!

Master Z:Really? And what's that?

Lowedown:If I step in that ring with you, I'd still be the only man in the ring!

(Lowedown stops for a moment as he then takes his cowboy hat off and tosses it aside...)

Lowedown:Then again, I always like a good fight! BE RIGHT DOWN!

JR: Lowedown is coming down to confront Master Z! Fireworks are going to fly here tonight!

(Lowedown emerges from the entrance way in full stride. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope.)

JR: Master Z and Lowedown are exchanging punches in the center of the ring!

Master Z tackles Lowedown and they both spill out over the top rope

Lowedown and Master Z are brawling on the concrete floor!

(Security rushes to ringside ......)

(Suddenly, the sound of crashing glass is heard. The Stone Cold theme song blares and the crowd erupts as Stone Cold Bruiser steps through the curtain and stomps to the ring.)

JR: Z and Lowe have stopped fighting and are watching Bruiser as he comes to the ring!

(Bruiser jumps in the ring and does the four corner salute to the fans. He grabs a mci as the music stops.)

BRUISER: Now I want you two sons of a bleep to behave while I talk. (He turns to the attendant.) Give me a couple of beers, jackass! (The jackass tosses Bruiser a couple of beers which he promptly tosses to Z and Lowe.) Now just drink those beers while I say what i got ta say! Ya see, it looks like there ain't nobody for you two to fight at No Way In except each other.

BRUISER: Ya see, I can't have my Bruisermania 2004 main event spoilt by having you two jackasses having a match before Bruisermania itself! So, here's what's going to happen! In one corner...it's gonna be Master Z...

BRUISER: Wait! I ain't done! Ya see, this is going to be a tag match! Dove's gonna have a partner! It's gonna be...DARKLORD!

(The Stone Cold theme blares again as Bruiser rolls out of the ring. Z and Lowe toss their beers.)

JR: Master Z and Lowedown vs. Darklord and Cactus Dove next week at No Way In! But can they get along enough to win the match?! Good night everybody!

(Z and Lowe look at each other with distain as the refs keep the at bay and we fade...to...black...)