BMWF Bedlam Part I

Date : 3/1/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : San Diego Sports Arena San Diego California

(The show opens inside the San Diego Sports Arena San Diego California. The camera pans the capacity crowd. They are going wild and many signs are seen.)

JR: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the sold out San Diego Sports Arena San Diego California, and when we say "Sold Out" we really mean it! Welcome to BMWF Bedlam I'm JR Finnegan along side the King, Gary Brawler! We are one week removed from our No Way In Pay Per View and, folks,  we have some very sad news to tell you.

KING: Yeah! Master Z was buried alive last week!

JR: Well, I thought the EMTs got him out of the grave in time, but apparently not.

KING: Yeah! He croaked! Poor guy!

JR: Tonight we’re holding a special service in memory of Master Z.

KING: What a good man he was JR! I’m going to miss him dearly!

JR: Let’s go back to that horrible match last week where our BMWF World Champion got buried alive!

(The arena darkens as the Bruisertron lights up with an image of Master Z. Underneath the letters “R.I.P.” appear. The crowd draws silent.)

(The Bruisertron’s image changes to Master Z holding up the world title. The following scenes are from Master Z/Lowedown vs. Darklord/Dovekind.)

Master Z is shown elbowing Lowedown while rebounding off the ropes. Master Z is shown bodyslamming Dovekind
Master Z is shown kicking Darklord in the groin

The scene flashes the scene of a large hole in the dirt. A bulldozer lurks in the shadows.

Master Z is shown fighting Darklord near the hole
Lowedown is shown catching Master Z off his guard sending him into the hole

The scene zooms in as Master Z is struggling to get out of the constant flow of earth into the hole. Before long…

Master Z is buried.

(Victory plays quietly in the background)

The scene (in slow motion) shows Master Z’s hands coming out of the dirt struggling to pull their master’s massive body from the grave. Slowly, all life leaves the pair of hands. Master Z lays motionless covered by the heavy cold dirt. The scene fades to black.)

JR: That was a terrible thing Lowedown did to Master Z! Nobody ever expected it to go that far! Master Z was his partner!

KING: I say he should hang!

JR: As you know later on tonight we will be holding services in memory of Master Z. Let’s go to our first...

(The Bruisertron lights up again to show Lowedown standing over the grave where Master Z was buried. There is only one spotlight on Lowedown as he slowly looks up towards the light...)

Lowedown:That's not the light to heaven Z. You don't deserve that light. Tonight, we will speak our piece about the fluke of a champion known as Master Z. Who by the way, I personally buried at No Way In.

(Lowedown takes a bow...)

Lowedown:Tonight, the bWo and perhaps a few other of the BMWF superstars may take a brief second or two to say something in your "honor" on what a champion you were. Me on the other hand, I'll tell your corpse and the rest of the world exactly why I buried you personally.

(Looks to the camera and pulls off his shades...)

Lowedown:That is the Lowedown on that. Rest in peace former World fluke!

JR:Folks, I've just been given word that Lowedown and Flame have arrived here in the arena here tonight!

King:The man who buried Master Z alive at No Way In is going to be "paying" his respects to Master Z here tonight!

JR:I don't think Lowedown has any respect for Master Z!

King:Then it will be a short service and we can hit Disneyland! WOO-HOO!

JR:I thought Lowedown was the one who liked Disneyland?

King:I just love Snow White! PUPPIES!

JR:Let's go backstage to where Michael Bole is standing by with the former World champion and his wife Flame. Michael, are you there?

(The Bruisertron lights up to show the bWo limousine pulling into the arena and watches it pull up inches from the feet of Michael Bole. the limo driver steps out of the car and walks back to the end of the limousine and opens the door. Out first steps Flame dressed in all black catsuit and also wearing a black veil to cover her eyes. Lowedown slowly steps out of the car dressed all in black except for his crimson red tie. Lowedown looks around the backstage area before finally looking over at Michael Bole...)

Lowedown:You're not dressed in your best Michael Bole. Are you disrespecting the memory of Master Z?

Bole:Well I...

Lowedown:I don't mind. It's okay with me. It's not like he treated you with any form of respect or anything.

Bole:Respect?

Lowedown:Master Z did nothing except push you around and treat you like a second rate interviewer. If you still feel like adding your two cents into the service, you're more than welcome to join in.

Bole:I want to ask you why did bury Master Z alive? Why did you do it?

Lowedown:Um Michael?

Bole:Yes?

Lowedown:(Leans in and whispers) It was a "Buried alive" match. Michael. Didn't you get the memo?

(Crowd laughs)

Bole:That's not what I meant Lowe. Why did you...

Lowedown:(Cutting him off)Why did I do it? Michael, that question is a question best answered later tonight. I intend to deliver a speech in "honor" of our former World champion. Then, after everything is said and done, I will re-claim the World title and be the right man for the job. You know what they said Michael?

Bole:What do they say?

Lowedown:Dead men just can't wear the gold as well as live ones do. That is the Lowedown on that.

(Lowedown and Flame slowly walk away leaving Michael Bole standing alone...)

fade...

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by The Embalmer...
At a total combined weight of 647 pounds...
Ravnos... Slayder... THE DARKSIDE DEMONS

(The Brood theme plays. A portion of the stage is engulfed in flames. From out of the flames arises The Darkside Demons. Slayder wears his mask. Smoke comes billowing out of the nostrils of the mask. Ravnos is carrying a goblet full of blood.. The Embalmer carries a large bottle of formaldehyde. They walk to the ring. Ravnos climbs the ringside steps to the ring apron and takes a drink from the cup. Slayder walks in, takes his mask off, then works the crowd.)

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Jim Cornett...
At a total combined weight of 462 pounds...
Buff Badwell... Too Sexy Brian... THE NEW HEAVENLY BODIES

(The old Midnight Express theme song plays as Jim Cornett leads Buff Badwell and Too Sexy Brian to the ring.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Slayder kicks Buff Badwell.
Slayder hits Buff Badwell.
Slayder is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Slayder goes for a forearm smash, but Buff Badwell blocks it.
Buff Badwell runs into the ropes.
Slayder takes Buff Badwell down with a punch.
Slayder runs into the ropes.
Buff Badwell misses with an elbow.
Slayder nails Buff Badwell with a Vader attack.
Slayder takes Buff Badwell down with an elbowdrop.
Slayder takes Buff Badwell down with a knife edge.
Slayder nails Buff Badwell with an elbowsmash.
Slayder hits a powerbomb on Buff Badwell.
Slayder goes for the Slayder Bomb, but Buff Badwell counters it with a roll away
.
Buff Badwell gives him a dropkick, but Slayder doesn't budge.
Buff Badwell executes a flying dropkick on Slayder.
Buff Badwell runs into the ropes.
Slayder goes for a facerake, but Buff Badwell blocks it.
Buff Badwell executes a dropkick on Slayder.
Buff Badwell gives him a dropkick, but Slayder only stares at him.
Slayder nails Buff Badwell with a kneelift.
Slayder catches Buff Badwell in a hangman.
Buff Badwell gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 12 seconds.
Slayder hits Buff Badwell with a headlock.
Slayder tags out to Ravnos.
Too Sexy Brian enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ravnos and Slayder whip Buff Badwell into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Buff Badwell with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
A small "Buff Badwell" chant is being started.
Slayder leaves the ring.
Buff Badwell goes for a back suplex, but Ravnos counters it with a facerake.
The crowd is going crazy.
Ravnos locks Buff Badwell in an armbar submission.
Buff Badwell makes it to the ropes after 11 seconds.
Ravnos executes the Implant DDT on Buff Badwell.
Ravnos goes for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, Jim Cornett puts Buff Badwell's
foot on the rope.
Ravnos hits Buff Badwell.
Ravnos has the crowd going wild.
Ravnos tags out to Slayder.
Slayder and Ravnos hit Buff Badwell with a double punch.
Too Sexy Brian enters the ring and lays out Ravnos.
Too Sexy Brian leaves the ring.
Buff Badwell throws Slayder into the turnbuckle, but Slayder reverses it.
Slayder charges into the corner, but Buff Badwell moves out of the way.
Buff Badwell tags out to Too Sexy Brian.
Ravnos enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Too Sexy Brian and Buff Badwell whip Slayder into the ropes.
They hit Slayder with a double clothesline.
Ravnos gets back up and throws Buff Badwell out of the ring.
The crowd is behind Ravnos all the way.
Slayder and Ravnos whip Too Sexy Brian into the ropes.
They hit Too Sexy Brian with a double kick to the midsection.
Ravnos leaves the ring.
Slayder hoists Too Sexy Brian high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sen
ds Too Sexy Brian crashing hard to the mat.
Slayder hits Too Sexy Brian.
Slayder has the crowd going wild.
Slayder kicks Too Sexy Brian.
The crowd is going crazy.
Too Sexy Brian hits Slayder.
Too Sexy Brian nails Slayder with a punch.
Too Sexy Brian whips Slayder into the ropes.
Too Sexy Brian hits Slayder with a shoulderblock.
Too Sexy Brian executes a stomp on Slayder.
Too Sexy Brian nails Slayder with a stomp.
Buff Badwell enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Buff Badwell takes Slayder down with a dropkick.
Too Sexy Brian goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Slayder blocks it.
Slayder throws Too Sexy Brian off the turnbuckle.
Buff Badwell leaves the ring.
Slayder hits Too Sexy Brian with a bite to forehead.
Slayder chops Too Sexy Brian.
The crowd is going crazy.
Slayder punches Too Sexy Brian.
The crowd is behind Slayder all the way.
Ravnos enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ravnos almost takes Too Sexy Brian's head off with a clothesline
Slayder goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Too Sexy Brian counters it with
a bulldog.
The chants for Too Sexy Brian are deafening.
Ravnos leaves the ring.
Too Sexy Brian nails Slayder with an elbowsmash.
Too Sexy Brian runs into the ropes.
Too Sexy Brian hits Slayder with a shoulderblock.
Too Sexy Brian goes for a punch, but Slayder counters it with a roundhouse right
.
Slayder nails Too Sexy Brian with a forearm smash.
Ravnos enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Slayder and Ravnos whip Too Sexy Brian into the ropes.
They hit Too Sexy Brian with a double clothesline.
Ravnos leaves the ring.
Slayder whips Too Sexy Brian into the ropes.
Slayder hits Too Sexy Brian with a backdrop.
Too Sexy Brian falls out of the ring.
Charles Robertson counts: one, two, Too Sexy Brian reenters the ring.
Slayder executes the Slayder Bomb on Too Sexy Brian.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Slayder all the way.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winners are The Darkside Demons!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Cameras go live outside of the San Diego Sports Arena to see a Black Viper with white lightning bolts down the sides and a big lightning bolt on the hood pull up to the arena. White Lightning steps out with his signature full white suit and silver sunglasses on. He has a gym bag over his shoulder and the TV Title over the other shoulder. White Lightning begins to walk into the arena when he stops and see Big Kev over at his truck. White Lightning approaches Big Kev.)

Kev: Great Job last week! You showed Scotty who the real legend is!

White Lightning: Yeah…. Yeah, Tonight, he would be stupid to step back into the ring with me!

Kev: Yeah, if he does, I'll make sure he doesn't try any crazy BLEEP!

White Lightning: Tonight will be a good night, I got a former friend as a partner and I think we should be able to trust him.

Kev: And if Not…

White Lightning: It won't go that far, Dread is a good man

Kev: He did leave the bWo!

White Lightning: You do have a point there!

(White Lightning and Big Kev walk into the arena as the camera fades….)

>>>

(We cut to a locker room with the words "Eco-System" stationed on the door.
The door opens, and Inferno and Mineral step out of the room.)

Inferno: (talking into the room) You going to be all right, baby?.....yeah I
know....it's just we've all been worried about you.....yeah okay. We're coming
back. (Inferno closes the door.)

Mineral: So what do you think?

Inferno: (sighs) Well, I think she's going to be okay. She's never really
been unstable;she's just in control of her own....er....whaddyacallit,
socio-something. Åsoc¦enci-deú in Norwegian.

Mineral: Sociopathology. Yeah, I know. But man, just when I saw her face
after No Way In.....

Inferno: Yeah....(bites his lip)....I know. She seems so lost.

Mineral: Yeah....well, we can't dwell on it right now. We're teaming with
Headhunter tonight against Team Beautiful and Pain.

Inferno: Europe versus North America. This could play out a variety of ways.

Mineral: Take out Pain, we'll be fine. Any of us could take out our little
"perrenial contenders". How do they stay #1 conteders when they've lost to us at
two straight Pay-Per-Views?

Inferno: I suppose because Vern and Tamer won't face us, and we have no other
teams.

Mineral: Man.....we're going to a Smackeddown-like low ebb of tag teaming.

Inferno: Are you implying we're like Billy and-

Mineral: NO! Anyway, did you ever get back to Tobey on his opponent?

Inferno: Well, no one wanted to face him at BruiserMania and waste their
time, but I think you'll like the volunteer i corralled for tonight.

Mineral: Who is it?

Inferno: Oh come now, that would ruin the fun. You'll find out with everyone
else.

Mineral: Wait.....is it someone who's not booked?

Inferno: (smiles) Yup.

(Mineral whispers a name into Inferno's ear, and Inferno nods.)

Inferno: You got it!

Mineral: Yeah....painfully obvious, don't you think?

Inferno: Only thing that will be painful about it is Tobey's beating, TRUST
me.

(The Eco-System enters the break room.)

FADE

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Bill Alfonzie...
From Bombay, India...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

"The Human Highlight Reel" Zabu

(Arabic music plays as Zabu and Bill Alfonzie come to the ring. They get into the ring. Zabu looks up into the rafters and points.)

ZABU: HEY! ABOOLABALOO!

(Alfonzie lays an Arabic prayer rug down on the ring mat. Zabu gets down on his knees on the carpet.)

KING: Quiet, JR! Zabu is going to pray to the Sheik!

ZABU (Bowing in the "I'm not worthy" fashion.): HEY! ALABOOLO! BOLLOO SHEIK ABAOLLOOO!)

(He jumps up and runs around the ring like a madman.)

LILLY: His opponent...
From Boston, Massachusetts...
Weighing in at 234 pounds...

Mars

(The theme from the "Justice League" TV show plays as Mars comes to the ring.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Mars attempts to place Zabu on the turnbuckle, but Zabu blocks it.
Mars uses a punch on Zabu.
Mars uses a bodyslam on Zabu.
Mars whips Zabu into the ropes, but Zabu reverses it.
Zabu smacks Mars with a devastating clothesline .
Zabu is going for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.
Zabu points to the ceiling.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Zabu goes for an Asai moonsault, but Mars counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
There are lots of chants for Mars.
Zabu re-reverses it.
Zabu uses a legdrop on Mars.
Zabu goes for a flying clothesline, but Mars ducks out of the way.
Mars punches Zabu.
There are lots of chants for Mars.
Zabu punches Mars.
Numerous fans are using Zabu for target practice.
Zabu chops Mars.
Numerous fans are using Zabu for target practice.
Zabu goes for a headlock takedown, but Mars throws him off.
Mars goes for a takeover suplex, but Zabu blocks it.
Zabu hits Mars with a roundhouse right.
Zabu attempts to place Mars on the turnbuckle, but Mars blocks it.
Zabu executes a headlock takedown on Mars.
Zabu leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Zabu runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Zabu smacks Mars with a devastating flying clothesline .
Numerous fans are using Zabu for target practice.
Zabu hits Mars with a backbreaker.
Zabu takes Mars down with a low blow.
Zabu goes for an armbar submission, but Mars blocks it.
Mars executes an elbowsmash on Zabu.
Mars nails Zabu with a tiger suplex.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mars goes for a frog splash, but Zabu gets his knees up.
Zabu hits Mars with a springboard legdrop.
The crowd is vociferously booing Zabu.
Jack Slone removes the chair from the ring.
Zabu hits a spinning leg lariat on Mars.
Zabu catches Mars in a camel clutch.
Mars is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mars tries to escape the hold.
Mars inches his way towards the ropes after 6 seconds.
Zabu runs into the ropes.
Mars hits Zabu with a clothesline.
Zabu falls out of the ring.
Mars jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mars takes Zabu down with a superkick.
Mars has the crowd going wild.
Mars executes the Martian Man Driver on Zabu.
Mars goes for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Mars!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The camera shows the outside of the bWo locker room and Lowedown pushes the door open. He gets a surprised look on his face, as do the Judge and White Lightning. The camera pans back to Lowedown.)

Lowedown: So, you came to rejoin the family? Was wondering when this would happen big D.

(The camera pans into the room and Dreadnaught is seen sitting on a couch.)

Dreadnaught: You know, it would seem that way, wouldn’t it? But, it ain’t quite like that! See, I have a title…

(Dreadnaught looks down at the US title set on his shoulder.)

Dreadnaught: And you don’t seem to have one!

(Lowedown gets closer and he and Dread are almost nose to nose.)

Lowedown: Well, no one has the World Title because I buried the champion. And after Bruisermania, that will be mine again! It's not nice to insult the next World champion Dread.

Dreadnaught: See, that is exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You know, last Brusermania, we had one (BLEEP) of a clash! And I seem to remember a Thug that has never gotten his rematch!

Lowedown: I ain’t got my rematch yet either! Small world old friend!

Dreadnaught: All I’m asking is that, when you get that strap back, you give me a shot! Simple as that! I got no beef with you cats!

Judge: Yeah, well, if you run up against Lowe, you will have beef!

(Dreadnaught looks down and then smirks before talking again.)

Dreadnaught: Judge, you couldn’t do what I have done by beating Tyrone! And tonight, I am just trying to survive with this dude over here!

(Dreadnaught points to White Lightning.)

White Lightning: We are going to do more than survive. You and I are going to prove that the bWo is 4-Life!

Dreadnaught: It certainly is, but don’t forget, you are looking into the eyes of the man that handed you a win against Scotty on a silver platter! So pull your weight tonight, and it will be all good. And Lowedown, tonight, make the eulegy special!

(Dreadnaught smiles and walks out of the bWo locker room.)

Lowedown: Make it special huh? Oh it will be special.

JR: Dreadnaught is already asking Lowedown for a shot!

>>>

(The Tunnys’ olive green Ford pickup screeches into the Sports Arena parking lot, coming to halt close to one of the underground ramp entrances. Joe Tunny immediately jumps out of the car, forgetting to close the door behind him, and looks around frantically.)

Tunny: Where the hell is he? I don’t wanna wait! I’ve been waitin’ for a week now, an’ I’m all outta patience!

(Michael Bole appears rather timidly, not sure if Tunny is willing to give him an interview.)

Bole: Tunny? Is it alright if we…

Tunny: You know where Black is?

Bole: Uh, no.

Tunny: Then get the hell away from me! I’m gonna tear him apart – in the ring, or out!

(Tunny pushes his way past Bole as Chuck Tunny comes rushing up from the car, holding the long box containing the special weapon for tonight’s match.)

Chuck: Hey, Joey! Wait up! Don’t do anything stupid!

Bole: Chuck, your brother looks like he’s ready for his match tonight!

(Chuck stops and looks back at Bole with a “boy, you’re stupid” look on his face.)

Chuck: You think he’s ready for his match, Bole? You think he’s even thinking about the ring? Let me tell you somethin’, Bole. He’s not thinking about pinning Black! He’s not even thinking about getting Black to tap out! He’s aimin’ to take Black out for good! He wants to end Black’s career, whether he wins in the ring or not! He’s *bleep*in’ snapped on me, Bole! He’s gonna get himself kicked out of the BMWF and possibly locked up in jail! I’ve gotta stop him before he makes the biggest mistake of his life!

(Chuck runs down the ramp after his brother as the camera fades.)

(The scene opens with a close shot of a dressing room door with the name “Scrappy Joe Tunny” on it. Suddenly, the door is thumped violently. The person inside keeps slamming against the door as he screams.)

Tunny: Let me out of here! Chuck, you fat *bleep*! I’m gonna kill ya! Let me out of this room!

(The camera pans back, and we see Chuck Tunny standing next to the door with the key in one hand and the long box in the other.)

Chuck: It’s for your own good, Joey! I’m not gonna let you destroy your BMWF career ‘cause you can’t wait until you get in the ring! I’ll let you out when you need to go to the ring, and not one second sooner!

(The banging continues as Chuck turns around and starts talking softly to himself.)

Chuck: You’re a caged tiger, Joey. Trust me, once I let you out of there, you’ll be primed to unleash all hell on Mr. Black. (he looks down at the box in his hands) And I’ve got just the weapon to do it with!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Friar Fergus...
From St. Michaels Cathedral...
Weighing in at 183 pounds...

Altar Boy Mark

(Catholic choir music plays as Altar Boy Mark, wearing his altar boy robe makes his way to the ring along with Friar Fergus. He blesses the fans as he walks to the ring. After getting into the ring, he blesses it.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Samoa...
Weighing in at 500 pounds...

Rikishi Fatoo

(The Rikishi theme plays as Rikishi Fatoo wobbles to the ring. He gets in the ring and raises the roof.)

KING: Rikishi looks like he's lost some weight! He used to be 800 pounds!

JR: That was when he was Yoko Sumo!

KING: But Yoko died and now he's Fatoo!

JR: Yes, something like that. Anyway, Rikishi is badmouthing Friar Fergus.
!
*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Altar Boy Mark goes for a spin kick, but Rikishi Fatoo ducks out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a headbutt, but Altar Boy Mark blocks it.
Altar Boy Mark goes for a kick to the midsection, but Rikishi Fatoo blocks it.
Rikishi Fatoo runs into the ropes.
Altar Boy Mark hits a legsweep on Rikishi Fatoo.
Altar Boy Mark covers Rikishi Fatoo.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Altar Boy Mark whips Rikishi Fatoo into the ropes.
Friar Fergus pulls down the top rope.
Jack Slone threatens Altar Boy Mark with disqualification.
Jack Slone counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Rikishi Fatoo reenters the ring.
Altar Boy Mark whips Rikishi Fatoo into the ropes.
Altar Boy Mark hits Rikishi Fatoo with a kick.
Altar Boy Mark takes Rikishi Fatoo down with a legdrop.
Altar Boy Mark goes for a kick to the midsection, but Rikishi Fatoo blocks it.
Rikishi Fatoo throws Altar Boy Mark out of the ring.
Rikishi Fatoo goes through the ropes.
Jack Slone counts: 1.
Rikishi Fatoo knocks Altar Boy Mark into the ringpost.
A small "Rikishi Fatoo" chant is being started.
Rikishi Fatoo throws Altar Boy Mark into the ringpost.
A small "Rikishi Fatoo" chant is being started.
Rikishi Fatoo throws Altar Boy Mark into the guardrail.
Rikishi Fatoo executes a headbutt on Altar Boy Mark.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a Samoan Drop, but Altar Boy Mark counters it with
a crucifix.
Jack Slone counts: 2.
Altar Boy Mark gets back into the ring.
Rikishi Fatoo climbs back into the ring.
Altar Boy Mark leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Altar Boy Mark runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Altar Boy Mark nails Rikishi Fatoo with a dropkick to the knee.
Altar Boy Mark goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Rikishi Fatoo
ducks out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo nails Altar Boy Mark with a hiptoss.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a headbutt, but Altar Boy Mark blocks it.
Altar Boy Mark whips Rikishi Fatoo into the ropes, but Rikishi Fatoo
reverses it.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a hiptoss, but Altar Boy Mark blocks it.
Altar Boy Mark whips Rikishi Fatoo into the ropes.
Rikishi Fatoo misses with a kick.
Rikishi Fatoo smacks Altar Boy Mark with a devastating clothesline .
Jack Slone removes the chair from the ring.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a Samoan Drop, but Altar Boy Mark counters it with
a sunset flip.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.
Altar Boy Mark runs into the ropes.
Rikishi Fatoo gets a bearhug on Altar Boy Mark.
Altar Boy Mark inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 7
seconds.
Rikishi Fatoo executes a punch on Altar Boy Mark.
Rikishi Fatoo punches Altar Boy Mark.
The crowd is starting to get behind Rikishi Fatoo.
Altar Boy Mark kicks Rikishi Fatoo.
There is no crowd reaction.
Altar Boy Mark punches Rikishi Fatoo.
Rikishi Fatoo kicks Altar Boy Mark.
The crowd is starting to get behind Rikishi Fatoo.
Altar Boy Mark chops Rikishi Fatoo.
Altar Boy Mark chops Rikishi Fatoo.
There is no crowd reaction.
Altar Boy Mark uses an enzuigiri on Rikishi Fatoo.
You could hear a pin drop.
Altar Boy Mark goes for an enzuigiri, but Rikishi Fatoo ducks out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo chops Altar Boy Mark.
Rikishi Fatoo is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rikishi Fatoo kicks Altar Boy Mark.
Altar Boy Mark hits Rikishi Fatoo.
Altar Boy Mark goes for a springboard dropkick, but Rikishi Fatoo
side-steps and Altar Boy Mark only hits air.
The crowd is really behind Rikishi Fatoo.
Friar Fergus enters the ring and hits Rikishi Fatoo with a chair.
A few fans are cheering on Altar Boy Mark.
Rikishi Fatoo is out cold.
A few fans are cheering on Altar Boy Mark.
Jack Slone calls for the DQ.
There are lots of chants for Rikishi Fatoo.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Rikishi Fatoo!

JR: Fergus and Mark are stomping away on Rikishi!!

(The fans start to cheer as someone is rushing to Rikishi's rescue!

KING: Look! It's Too Hot Scotty! He's coming to his buddies aid!!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Scotty Scott is sitting inside his locker room. He looks at the door as it opens.)

Scotty: Elektroshock... I have been meanin' ta congratulate ya for yer win last week.

Elektroshock: Gracias amigo. I wanted to talk to you about something.

Scotty: What 'bout?

Elektroshock: It is about the Union.

Scotty: What 'bout it Elektroshock? Ya know it fell apart a while back. The way it looked was that it will never come back. Too many pieces now.

(La Pakka walks in.)

Scotty: La Pakka... Looks like the gang is almost all here.

Pakka: Well if you want....

(Team Beautiful walks in as well as Pain.)

Rey: Scotty... We want to know what you plan to do. We have heard rumors that you are planning on retiring again.

Pain: I just started feeling like I have a... friend.

Tazan: We have been worried about the future. Our future.

Scotty: I see all of ya's are concerned.

Pakka: We have been thinking that it would be a good thing to bring back the Union once more.

Scotty: For the hundredth time?

Pain: I.. feel it would be good for us all.

Scotty: This does sound good. All of us working together and maybe a few othas....

Elektroshock: It might help us all out.

Scotty: Ok... Let me think 'bout it...

(Scotty stands up and reaches inside his gym bag. He pulls out a Unionized shirt.)

Scotty: I've been thinkin' 'bout it for a lil' while now muhself.

(They all laugh as the scene fades to black.)

>>>

KING: They're thinking about bring the Union back again? I thought it was already back!

JR: Don't ask me, King! Let's go to Bole in the back!

KING: Yeah, Bole might know!

>>>

(Michael Bole is standing by backstage with Truck.)

Bole:  Truck, tonight you face Electroshock...

Truck:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.  He's a world famous
luchadore whose behind I's pounded I don' know how
many times.

Bole:  So you expect a victory tonight?

Truck:  Michael, I never expect anythin'.  That way I
never gets disappointed.

Bole:  Fair enough I guess.

Truck:  I'm gettin' tired o' fightin' the same two or
three guys all da time, Michael.  You know, I'm
startin' to think that people don' think I can do no
better.

Bole:  Of course not, Truck.  Everyone knows you're a
force to be reckoned with.

Truck:  Yeah, well, I'm goin' out there t'night, and
I'm layin' a bayou beatdown on that border jumper.
I'm playin' the 'lectric company t'night, and
Electroshock's power is getting shut off!  BOOM BOOM!

(Truck storms off.)

Bole:  Truck seems to be a little angry.  Will he be
able to channel that anger and score the win, or will
Electroshock use it against him?  Stay tuned!  Truck
vs. Electroshock is coming up!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
Hailing from Breaux Bridge, LA...
Weighing in at 346 pounds...

Truck

P.A.:  BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

(As John Lee Hooker begins to play over the arena's
sound system, Truck steps out to the top of the ramp.
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde is right behind him.  Truck
raises his fist in the air and smiles at the crowd.
They make their way to the ring, and Truck enters,
heading to his corner to await the start of the
match.)


LILLY: His opponent...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Elektroshock

("Headstrong" by Coldplay blasts over the PA as Elektroshock makes his way down to the ring. He rushes into the ring and slides under the ropes. Once in the ring, he jumps into a corner and raises both arms as the fans go wild.)

Elektroshock: Truck, we meet again. It seems that we meet like this alot. I think that the fans must really enjoy us battling it out. Time after time, we fight. Time after time, we make the fans happy. Half the time you win and half the time I win. But tonight I will be the one that has his arm raised in voctory tonight.


*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Elektroshock whips Truck into the ropes.
Elektroshock hits Truck with a shoulderblock.
Elektroshock hits a spinebuster slam on Truck.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elektroshock throws Truck over the top rope.
Rick Patrick gets in Elektroshock's face and curses him out.
Elektroshock goes through the ropes.
Elektroshock shoves Truck into the guardrail.
Rick Patrick counts: 1.
Elektroshock reenters the ring.
Truck rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Elektroshock chops Truck.
Elektroshock is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Elektroshock hits Truck.
Elektroshock is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Elektroshock punches Truck.
Elektroshock is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Elektroshock uses a punch on Truck.
Elektroshock smacks Truck with a devastating clothesline .
Elektroshock hits Truck with a powerslam.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Elektroshock sends Truck into the turnbuckle.
Elektroshock charges in with a clothesline, but Truck moves out of the way.

JR: Truck hits the ropes. Elektroshock drops to the mat. Truck jumps over him and rebounds off the ropes. Elektroshock takes ruck down with an armdrag takedown.

King: I didn't know that trucks could fly.

JR: Truck is getting up... Dropkick to the mouth.
Elektroshock punches Truck.
Elektroshock is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Elektroshock hits Truck.
Truck chops Elektroshock.
The crowd is behind Truck all the way.
Truck punches Elektroshock.
The crowd is behind Truck all the way.
Truck uses a powerslam on Elektroshock.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Truck hits Elektroshock with a scoop slam.
Truck locks Elektroshock in a sleeperhold.
Elektroshock manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Truck runs into the ropes.
Elektroshock misses with a kick.
Truck smacks Elektroshock with a devastating clothesline .
Truck nails Elektroshock with a powerslam.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Truck nails Elektroshock with an atomic drop.
Truck uses a powerslam on Elektroshock.
Rick Patrick counts: One, kickout.
Truck goes for a backdrop, but Elektroshock blocks it.
Elektroshock whips Truck into the turnbuckle.
Truck comes back and rocks Elektroshock with a clothesline.

JR: Truck has been using his size advantage against Elektroshock.

King: Truck has been trying to mall Elektroshock.

JR: Elektroshock connects with a thrust to the throat of Truck.

King: The referee is warning Elektroshock about that finally.

JR: Elektroshock rolls Truck up!!!!

Rick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Elektroshock kicks Truck.
Elektroshock takes Truck down with a kick to the head.
Elektroshock goes for a punch, but Truck blocks it.
Elektroshock begs off.
Truck catches Elektroshock in a sleeperhold.
Elektroshock reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Truck nails Elektroshock with a double ax handle chop.
Truck smacks Elektroshock with a devastating clothesline .
There are lots of chants for Truck.
Truck gives the sign for the Crawdad Claw.
Truck executes the Crawdad Claw on Elektroshock.
Elektroshock summons one last burst of energy.
Elektroshock submits after 12 seconds.
The crowd is going crazy.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Truck!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The scene opens in Tyrone's locker room. Tyrone's sitting alone at a table
writing a letter.)

Tyrone: "an' i'm really sorry dis ended dis way...... Love Always.......
Tyrone"

(From the bathroom, out walks......)

King: WOOHOOO!!!!!!

JR: IT'S SARAH LYN!!!!

(...in only a towel. It appears she just came out of the shower)

Sarah: Baby what's that you're writing?

Tyrone: Um... not'in'.....

Sarah: Let me see... (Takes Tyrone's letter) "Dear......... RACHEL"?!!!!!!
(Reads) What the hell is this?!

Tyrone: I figured I at least owe her an apology for what we're doing?

JR: What?!

King: What are they doing?!

Sarah: NO! That little preteen doesn't need any apologies. She didn't
apologize for kissing Tamer, did she?

Tyrone: Well... actually.....

(Sarah throws herself against Tyrone)

Sarah: Oh, Tyrone.. Hold me! (he does) I can't lose you again! I pushed you
away the first time because I was stupid. But, now I'm scared and all I 
need is you..... I know it's all I need!

(Tyrone's face shows exactly what he's thinking. His defense weakens and he
embraces Sarah)

Tyrone: Ya got me. Don't worry...

JR: I think I'm going to be sick!!!

Sarah: We don't need this anymore, do we?

(Sarah rips apart the letter)

Sarah: Now if you will excuse me, precious. I'm gonna go tear our little
wonder princess and her "I'm A Barbie Girl" European tramptress new holes
for those Prime Time losers to kiss!

Tyrone: Speakin' of... (Tyrone kisses Sarah's forehead) Good luck, babe.

Sarah: Awwwww..... you!

(Sarah rubs the back of her hand on Tyrone's face and walks out. Tyrone
smiles, takes a deep sigh and walks out the door himself)

King: What in the world did we just witness?

JR: It would appear that Tyrone and Sarah are now the newest couple in the
BMWF. We'll be right back.

>>>

(A black limousine pulls into the the arena parking garage. The door opens
and out steps Mafioso from one side and Carlos from the other. As the two
get ready to walk into the arena they are approached by Michael Bole.)

Bole: Mafioso...Mafioso. Last week on Bedlam you said you would give an
explanation to your absence from the BMWF. Can you give us that explanation
now?

Mafioso: No Bole I can't. You see I decided to go out and explain in front
of all these people in San Diego.

(Mafioso and Carlos walk away while Bole stands there awaiting other stars
to arrive)

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Inferno...
At a total combined weight of 261 pounds...
From Seymour... weighing in at 131 pounds...
Aquatic

PA: PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN....REMIXED....NEW LEVEL OF VIOLENCE...

(Aquatic comes out from behind a rising blue mist. Her face is stoic and
emotionless.)

JR: Aquatic is the woman who lost her Woman's Championship at No Way In, and
you can tell it has affected her greatly.

(Aquatic steps up to the ring and just looks around at the audience. She has
a very distant look in her eyes. She motions for a microphone, and is obliged.)

Aquatic: At No Way In....I lost my Woman's Title. I suppose there is no
excuse...........I tried to cheat, and it cost me. But.........I just can't accept
it! Moody, do you realize what you have done?!!!? DO YOU REALIZE??? DO YOU???
YOU'VE DOOMED US!!!!


Crowd: NUT-CASE! NUT-CASE! NUT-CASE!

Aquatic: SHUT UP! Judge Moody....you selfish hag, you don't even care about
the Woman's Title! It's just a little piece of gold to you! (Aquatic begins to
sob) THAT WAS MY LIFE!!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MOODY, I AM YOUR SAVIOR!!! I
WAS THE ONE TO LEAD THE
 DIVISION INTO A NEW ERA OF PROSPERITY!! And now......now we're all GOING TO
DIE!!!!

King: What the heck is she saying?

Crowd: NUT-CASE! NUT-CASE! NUT-CASE!

Aquatic: We only have one second chance before Armageddon, Moody..........at
BRUISERMANIA, I WANT A REMATCH!!! Moody......I want you to suffer for your
sins, so I make this request of you. If you're such a great Woman's Champion,
give me my match. Give me
....A FIRST-BLOOD MATCH AT BRUISERMANIA!!!!!

JR: Is she NUTS?

Crowd: NUT-CASE! NUT-CASE! NUT-CASE!

King: Apparently the crowd thinks so!

Aquatic: I don't care if anyone else is there. If Rachel wants in, let her
in! If Sarah wants in, let her in! All I want to do is get a shot at you.....and
get a shot at that belt, to save us all. And Moody......my pain has
intensified so much since you
stole that belt.....you had best prepare like you have never before prepared
to....

Aquatic/Crowd: FEEL MY PAIN!

LILLY: Her partner...
From Bristol, TN... weighing in at 130 pounds...
"The Queen of Hearts" Rachel Pitt

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by The Executioner...
From Miami, FL... weighing in at 175 pounds...
Judge Moody

LILLY: Her partner...
From Denver, CO... weighing in at 140 pounds...
Sarah Lyn

PA: For all those who thought I fell off...

I'M STILL DA BADDEST (beep)!!!

(There's a shot of pink pyro as Trina's "The baddest (beep)" hits the PA.
Sarah Lyn walks out wearing a pink version of the top of the Spiderman
costume and tight pink leather pants. She's met by a resound chorus of boos.
She enters the ring, grabs a mic and looks at Moody)

Sarah: Listen here, you dog-faced Supreme Court Barbie, this is MY match.
You are just second string. Understood?  Whenever that little pop star, Pitt
is in the ring. She's mine... you stay out of my way, you follow my rules,
we get along fine. Now, Tally-HO your @$$ over to  our corner.

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

Aquatic glares at Sarah Lyn.
Sarah Lyn rears back and slaps Aquatic.
Aquatic still just looks at her, menacingly. She raises one finger.

JR: Aquatic getting that psychotic look in her eye! If I was Sarah, I'd tag
out right now!

(Sarah bounds off the ropes and attempts a lariat, but Aquatic simply ducks
then stands back up. She continues staring at Sarah.)

JR: Aquatic's raising two fingers now....what is she doing?

Sarah Lyn kicks Aquatic in the gut, and Aquatic simply grins and lifts a
third finger.
Aquatic suddenly and viciously grabs Sarah and throws her across the ring.
Aquatic viciously stomps away on Sarah in the corner, as Sarah vainly
struggles to get away.

King: YAAH! She's snapped!

(Aquatic begins choking out Sarah Lyn on the ropes, but releases the choke
before the 5-count. Aquatic pulls Sarah up and takes her down with a spinning
heel kick.)

JR: Aquatic perfectly blending her killer instinct and her martial arts
background! You can see why she was a champion!

Aquatic hops to the top rope and looks behind her at Sarah Lyn.
Aquatic nails her with an Asai Moonsault, taking her down.
Aquatic goes for the cover, but only gets a two-count.

Judge Moody takes Aquatic down with an arm bar.
Judge Moody uses a snap mare on Aquatic.
Sarah Lyn enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rachel Pitt enters the ring and throws Sarah Lyn out of the ring.
Rachel Pitt leaves the ring.
Aquatic uses a German suplex on Judge Moody.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Aquatic stops and looks into the skylights, laughing and twitching.
Aquatic is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Aquatic goes for a snap suplex, but Judge Moody counters it with a small package

Aquatic tags out to Rachel Pitt.

(Rachel Pitt immediatley charges after Sarah Lyn, knocking her out with a thrust kick. She then mounts the winded Sarah and begins choking the life out of her until the ref is forced to break it yp.)

JR: Rachel Pitt doesn't care if she breaks any rules, as long as she gets her revenge.

King: Hey, at least she's hot right?

(Rachel Pitt brings Sarah to her feet and nails her in the stomach with a hard punch. As Sarah is hunched over, Rachel locks her up and lifts her up in the air. The fans take in the moment, as camera lenses start flashing throughout the arena. Rachel then quickly drops Sarah across her knee. Sarah is howling in pain.)

JR: Rachel is in a whole different universe tonight!

King: I'd hate to be Sarah's rib cage right now!

(With Sarah out, Rachel rushes over to where Moody and Aquatic are battling it out and confronts them. Aquatic goes for a heel kick on Moody, while Rachel runs forth and hits her with a belly to belly suplex. She quickly swings Moody around and nails a leg drop to the throat of Moody. Rachel then dives into the ropes and nails a ropeflip moonsault across Moody's belly.)

Rachel Pitt goes for a snap suplex, but Sarah Lyn blocks it.
Sarah Lyn whips Rachel Pitt into the turnbuckle, but Rachel Pitt reverses it.
Sarah Lyn comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Rachel Pitt goes for a stomachbreaker, but Sarah Lyn blocks it.
Sarah Lyn hoists Rachel Pitt high into the air with a vertical suplex, then send
s Rachel Pitt crashing hard to the mat.
Sarah Lyn locks Rachel Pitt in an abdominal stretch.
Rachel Pitt is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rachel Pitt manages to grab the ropes after 8 seconds.

JR: Rachel and Sarah Lyn are going at it. Wait Rachel just threw Sarah into the ropes!

King: I smell the Kiss of Death, JR!

JR: Sarah comes sailing back and......
Sarah Lyn takes Rachel Pitt down with a DDT.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Sarah Lyn nails Rachel Pitt with top-rope legdrop.
Sarah Lyn kisses her hand and smacks her butt.
Quite a few boos are audible.

Sarah tags out.

JR: Judge Moody and Rachel Pitt are now in the ring and Moody hits a DDT on Pitt.
Moody taunts Aquatic and Aquatic rushes into the ring, clotheslining Moody.
Sarah Lyn enters the ring and brings Aquatic into a corner, punching at her as Judge Moody gets to her feet and brings Rachel Pitt into the other.
Sarah and Moody whip Rachel Pitt and Aquatic into the opposite corners and they collide in the center of the ring!
Sarah Lynn picks up Aquatic and dumps her over the top rope as Judge Moody climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Rachel Pitt gets to her feet and goes to charge at Moody, but Sarah Lyn intercepts her, slapping her hard across the face.

King: Did you hear that?

JR: As Rachel Pitt gets to her feet, Judge Moody leaps off the turnbuckle, hitting the Moody Slam on Rachel Pitt.

JR: Where's Aquatic going? She's grabbing Moody's belt!

Moody sees Aquatic coming and gets up.
Aquatic nails her between the eyes with the title belt.

JR: Aquatic just got herself disqualified!

*DING DING*

LILLY: Here are your winners by disqualification.....Judge Moody and Sarah
Lyn!

(Aquatic looks at the Woman's Title belt and begins to kiss it. She is making
out with the belt for a little while, then smiles and drops it.)

Crowd: NUT-CASE! NUT-CASE!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

( A limo pulls up in the back of the arena. The first one to step out is "The Director" Shawn Rollins. Next steps out a beautiful brunett in a blue evening gown. Then out steps "Movie Star" Tobie Miliken. He is wearing a black tux with the tie untied. He has a 5 o'clock shadow and he is smiling from ear to ear. The Couch comes out and wants to talk to both of them.)

Couch: First of all Shawn what is with this get up.

Shawn: Show them Tobey.

(Tobey pulls out an Oscar award. At the bottom it says, "Best Supporting Stunt Man".)

Tobey: As you can see, last night IN HOLLYWOOD, Tobey struck gold.

Couch: Best supporting stunt man? I didn't know there was such an award.

Tobey: It's one of the awards given before the show. BUT I STILL HAVE GOLD BABY!

Shawn: AND THAT IS NOT ALL OF THE GOLD THAT TOBEY WILL HAVE BY THE END OF THE NIGHT!

Couch: What? What do you mean?

Shawn: You'll see, just watch.

(The three of them walk off, the brunette arm in arm with Tobey.)

>>>

(Kolic is seen walking down the hall when Michael Bole runs to catch up with
him)

Bole: Kolic! Can I get a few questions?

Kolic: Well, there was some exciting paint drying in my locker room, but I
think this may be more exciting.

Bole: (Not getting it) Great. First off, congratulations on defending your
title at No Way In.

Kolic: Was there ever any doubt that I would win? I was facing a guy who had
only been back a week without any stipulations to help him. Of course I won.

Bole: Why did you do what you did to Tobey Miliken?

Kolic: Why? I already explained that. But, for the poor trailer trash that
couldn’t afford to see it, I’ll explain. He has been making many people mad
lately, and that contract gave him an out, a way to avoid what’s coming to
him. I made sure that out was destroyed. Also, I wanted to show that White
Lightning isn’t the only career killer. I am different from him, however. I
am...the Useless Career Killer. Miliken’s movie future wasn’t worth
anything. I took out Slammin Jammin Inc at SummerSlammed, my first Pay Per
View match. A few months later, I chased Chuck Ortiz out of the BMWF by
throwing him into a wall.

Bole: But Ortiz came back a few months later.

Kolic: And stayed, what, a week? He saw how dominant I was and ran in fear.
Tobey’s movie career was just the start; I plan to take him out of the BMWF
like the others. Is that all Bole, or do you wish to bore me further?

Bole: That will be all...

Kolic: Good, I have to go. Find some other flunky to interview.

(Kolic walks away from Bole)

JR: There you have it, Kolic the “Useless Career Killer”.

King: That doesn’t have the same ring as “Kolic the Arrogant Supergenius who
Hates Everyone Else”!

JR: I should have expected that. We’ll be right back!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Coahuila, Mexico...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

"The Chairman" La Pakka

("Thriller" by Michael Jackson blasts over the PA as La Pakka makes his way out. The fans go wild as La Pakka begins to dance at the top of the ramp. He begins to walk down to the ring and stops to dance with a young fan at ringside and then enters the ring. Once inside the ring, he dances some more.)

Pakka: Randy Valentino, the young up start that feels he is a the next BMWF superstar. But I really must ask you this... What wrestler comes to the ring with a Justin Timberlake song? Really makes me wonder there botto.

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Rob Young...
From Albany, NY...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Randy Valentino

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

JR: La Pakka whips Valentino into the ropes. La Pakka drops down and Valentino leaps over him. La Pakka drops again and Valentino leaps over him once more.

King: This is getting old. Doesn't this guy get it?

JR: While you were talking La Pakka has dropped down twice more and Vantino has leaped over him as many times as well. La Pakka drops down again but Valentino stops. La Pakka is still dropping down.

King: What is this idiot doing?

JR: La Pakka is slowing down as he drops down again. Now he is getting up.

King: This might get good.

JR: La Pakka just poked Valentino in the eyes.
La Pakka punches Randy Valentino.
The crowd is going crazy.
Randy Valentino chops La Pakka.
La Pakka hits Randy Valentino.
The crowd is going crazy.
La Pakka punches Randy Valentino.
La Pakka has the crowd going wild.
La Pakka uses a single-leg takedown on Randy Valentino.
La Pakka sends Randy Valentino into the turnbuckle, but Randy Valentino
reverses it.

JR: Randy has been getting frustrated with his inability to put La Pakka away.

King: I would if I were him.

JR: Valentino charges at La Pakka. La Pakka sidesteps him and kicks his legs out form under him.

King: Randy is upside down and in the air!!!!

JR: La Pakka is going up top!!! FLYING BODYBLOCK!!!! FLYING BODYBLOCK!!!!

Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
La Pakka has the crowd going wild.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is La Pakka!

JR: We'll be right back!

(The camera comes on and there standing with the BMWF logo in the background is "The Director" Shawn Rollins.)

Shawn: Well, let's start off with Prime Time. Last week at No Way In, I offered a challenge to you. AT BRUISERMANIA, my client, takes on one of your cronies. Tamer perhaps. You put Rachel up, I put Tobey up. If my client wins, Rachel belongs to Tobey for the following Bedlam. Tobey can do what ever he wants with her. Shine his boots, clean his toilet, wash his briefs, WHATEVER. If your man wins, Tobey is yours same stipulations.
I have yet to hear your reply. Could it be, that you all know that Tobey would win? I think it is. I WANT A REPLY BY THE END OF THE NIGHT.
Now I know that you don't have too many real men in your group. But surely one of your little dopes can muster up the courage to take this on. Or did the bWo beat all the guts out of you?
Talk to you later

>>>

(Mobb Deep's "Quiet Storm"  begins to boom over the PA system as Mafioso
walks down to the ring wearing black lugz, white sweatpants,white tank
top,and mic in hand. Mafioso climbs into the ring and waits for his music to
stop then raises the mic to his mouth)

Mafioso: Okay people just as I promised. I told Bole last week that I would
explain where I've been for the last couple of months so here I am. Not that
it's anybodies business but my own but since the questions are being asked
I'll answer them. See the thing is, I am also a business man when I'm not
here listening to all you ingrates! Sometimes that business requires me to
travel around the world...not that I'm complaining.To make a long story
short I had some associates out in Rome who wished to do business with my
family in México. So that's the story I'm sticking to and if you don't like
it then you can all go to hell with Master Z!

(Quiet Storm begins to play again as Mafioso makes his way to the back while
the fans boo him)

>>>

(Kurt Dangle is standing backstage with a somber look on his face. He is holding his Olympic Gold medals in one hand and polishing them with the other when a road agent approaches with a handful of children wanting autographs and asking a bunch of questions. Kurt Dangle sets his medals off to the side and begins signing the autographs and answering the questions... When around the corner comes William Black. He's carrying one of those Army ruck sacks with all sorts of goods in it. He stops, seeing Kurt Dangle's medals, and the distracted Olympic hero.)

Black: Hey Kurt...

Kurt: Here ya go kid. Who is next?

Kid: Me! Me!

Kurt: Alright. What's your name?

Kid: Joey!

Black: Hey Kurt?

Kurt: Hold on, I'm busy. Okay Joey, here ya go.

(Kurt starts signing a picture)

Black: Kurt Dangle... I need to ask--

Kurt: I said hold on a second. I'm busy.

Black: Yeah but my match is... (Kurt Dangle ignores William Black, and signs the next kids
autograph) next, and I wanted to borrow... Hey, I'll give them back as soon as I'm done...

Kurt: *annoyed* Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm busy now, just give me a couple minutes to finish this and I'll tell you all about my gold medals.

(The Camera shifts to William Black who stands there and shrugs, and then goes back to Kurt Dangle signing the last autograph. Once the kids leave, Kurt goes to grab his Olympic Gold Medals, only to find out they're not there. The camera fades to black leaving Dangle standing there with a worried look on his face.)

LILLY: This contest is a Hardcore match.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Phoenix, Arizona...
Weighing in at 249 pounds...

William Black

(Black makes his entrance carrying his Army duffle bag full of goods.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Chuck Tunny...
Fighting out of Newark, NJ...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

"Scrappy" Joe Tunny

(The building lights suddenly switch off and numerous white spotlights swing crazily in every direction. “Welcome to the Jungle” by GNR bursts forth from the speakers. Suddenly, Scrappy Joe Tunny comes sprinting out to the stage area and down to the ramp, narrowly passing as the pyro goes off on the stage.)

King: Oh my lord! Tunny almost got caught in his own pyro! He didn’t even wait for his entrance!

JR: Joe Tunny has almost made his way down to the ring. It doesn't look like Black is going to wait for him to get in though.

King: I wouldn't either. These two have bad blood between them and tonight they're going to get it out of their system!

(William Black slides outside of the ring, brandishing his wooden baseball bat, the first weapon he pulled from the duffle bag. He meets Tunny just outside of the ring.)

**WHACK**

(The baseball bat connects with the ringpost, leaving behind a loud ringing sound)

JR: That was close! Scrappy Joe almost got his head taken off. Black with another swing! And another miss. Chuck Tunny takes a swing a Black from behind. Black turns around and nails Chuck with the baseball bat to the ribs. Chuck is down. Scrappy Joe tries to take advantage but he's next to take a hit from the baseball bat.

(Having doubled Scrappy Joe over with a shot to the ribs from the wooden baseball bat, William Black's next action is to slam the baseball bat across the back of Scrappy Joe's head, instantly turning the weapon into sawdust, which causes the crowd to start off with the first Holy BLEEP chant of the match!)

JR: My God! What's he trying to do out there, kill them both?!? That was just sickening!
King: We've all seen worse! Besides, I like it! I think the fans like it too!
JR: Scrappy Joe is down, and I don't know if he's going to even get back up.
King: This match has just officially started too.
JR: Yeah, and it's hardcore rules, meaning those weapons are legal. Hey--whats--

(Black kicks the downed Chuck Tunny before grabbing him by the back of the neck and slinging him face first into the ringpost. Chuck collapses to the ground. Scrappy Joe starts getting up, but he's slow since he's shaking the cobwebs out of his head.)

JR: Scrappy Joe's getting back to his feet. Wait, Black sees this, and puts a stop to it by
kicking Tunny.King: You're supposed to kick him when he's down! Not when he's getting back up! No, wait, I guess that works too! Nevermind!

**SLAM**

JR: Joe Tunny's head just bounced off the the steel steps.

**SLAM**

JR: And again!

**SLAM**

JR: And AGAIN!
King: Can you hear that? I can hear that! Scrappy Joe's head must be hard as a rock! I think his head is leaving dents in the steps! el steps! Haha! Suddenly, the lights dim.)

(The trumpeting music made famous from old Godzilla movies plays over the PA
system as short glimpse of the creature Godzilla appear on the BruiserTron.
As the music reaches its climax, a roar can be heard and the following words
appear on the BruiserTron)

"JAMAICAN MONSTER"

(There's a quick flash of pyro. The lights go out completely save for the
bright spot light shining under the stage up towards the roof. There is fog
completely covering the stage and the beat to "Simon Says" by Pharoahe
Monche kicks up. It pauses.)

PA: GET DA (beep) UP!

(There's another shot of pyro. A figure appears in the midst of the fog and
bright spot light.)

PA: SIMON SAYS GET DA (beep) UP!

(The music continues and the house lights come back on. Tyrone Smith walks
out from the fog and stands on the stage with a mic in his hand and his
Hardcore Title draped over his right shoulder?.)

JR: What is Tyrone doing out here?

King: Perhaps he doesn't understand that the BMWF can have other Hardcore
matches without him involved in them!

Tyrone: I'm gonna make dis short an' sweet. Ya two lil' half-wits have been
comin' out here night after night beatin' da crap out of each other. I
watched y'all at No Way In. An' as da TRUE Hardcore Champion, I'm makin' an
executive decision. Dis lil' hardcore match y'all are 'bout to fight......
it's not just for fun. No no no.... ya see, t'night, one of ya launch
yerself one step closer to superstardom......

JR: What on earth is he talking about?

Tyrone: Whoever wins dis match....... faces me at BruiserMania for my
title..... T'ink y'all soft@$$es can handle dat?! Cuz ya better........ Now,
g'wan...... Make Step Daddy proud...

(Tyrone walks away...)

KING: Is he kidding? He wants to face the winner of a newbies match at Bruisermania?!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA!

JR: William Black hits a gutwrench suplex on Joe Tunny.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, shoulder up.
William Black sends Joe Tunny into the turnbuckle.
William Black charges into the corner.
William Black runs into the ropes.
William Black hits Joe Tunny with a kick.
William Black takes Joe Tunny down with a fistdrop.
William Black throws Joe Tunny out of the ring.
William Black rolls out under the bottom rope.
Chuck Tunny comes from behind and distracts William Black.
Joe Tunny is handed the chain.
Joe Tunny hits him with the chain.
William Black is busted wide open.
Joe Tunny takes a swing at William Black with the chain, but he
gets out of the way.
William Black snatches the chain from him.
William Black hits him with the chain.
William Black covers Joe Tunny.
Bart Farinus counts: One, shoulder up.

JR: So far, William Black has taken the least amount of damage this match, but in these hardcore matches, it's anybody's game.
King: That's right. Scrappy Joe could hit William Black with a chair, or his chain, or anything, and it could be all over. But I don't think that's going to happen.
JR: William Black hits Scrappy Joe with the baseball bat, and then slings him into a corner with an Irish Whip. Black climbs up to the second rope, and starts punching away. The crowd counts along.

CAPACITY CROWD: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11!

King: 11? 11 Punches? I thought it's supposed to only be a 10 punch!
JR: Whatever. Black hefts Scrappy Joe up to the top rope. He may be going for some kind of superplex here. No, wait, Black is climbing to the outside of the ring, and then going to the top rope. Hey King, what kind of move is this?
King: I have no clue.

(Black hooks Scrappy Joe up for an Armdrag, and then points to the crowd.)

JR: Nah... it can't be! No way... Armdrag! A top rope armdrag from Black sends Scrappy Joe ALL! THE! WAY! INTO! THE! AUDIENCE! Holy Cow!
King: Don't you mean Holy BLEEP? Because that's what these fans are saying!!

JR: No, we're not potty mouths! We don't say BLEEP!

KING: I see!

CAPACITY CROWD: Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP!

JR: Both men are down!

JR: Tunny whips Black into the corner. Here comes Tunny after him! But Black ducks and slides to the outside! Tunny slams face first into the corner and falls back!

King: Uh oh! Chuck was bit too close to the corner – Black has grabbed him as he tried to run away and knocked that box out of his hand! Black knees Chuck in the gut, and then body slams him onto the concrete!

JR: I think he’s still angry at Chuck’s interference at the Pay Per View! Wait, now Black is looking at the box containing that weapon! He’s picked it up, he’s going to open it! But Tunny jumps down with a double axehandle on Black’s back, knocking the box away! Tunny follows up with a kick to the ribs, and then picks Black up by the hair. He takes Black over to the corner, and sends him crashing head first into the corner post! Now Tunny’s heading over to that box!

King: What’s in that box, JR? If they don’t take it out soon, I will!

JR: Tunny picks up the box. He opens it, and takes out…a whip?

King: That’s not just a whip, JR! That’s a cat ‘o nine tails! That’s a whip with nine straps, each with a metal tip! That thing’s lethal!

JR: How do you know so much about that thing?

King: I have to, otherwise our fans won’t understand the upcoming action!

JR: Tunny takes the cat ‘o nine tails and turns toward Black. He closes in, but Black surprises him with a kick to the gut, knocking the whip to the floor! Black hooking up Tunny for a suplex, but Tunny blocks it! Tunny reverses! Black is suplexed onto the floor! Tunny takes the whip and rolls back into the ring just enough to stop the count. He’s back out, and starts whipping Black across the chest and stomach!

King: Holy smoke! Each strike is drawing blood! Black is trying to roll away, but Tunny keeps whipping him all over! Black is a bloody mess!

JR: Tunny tosses the cat ‘o nine tails into the ring, and picks up Black. He rolls Black into the ring and follows him in. Chuck has just tossed two chairs into the ring! Tunny sets up the chairs facing each other, and takes the whip in his right hand. Tunny brings Black up, and drives the shaft of the whip into Black’s stomach! He hooks Black up, and delivers a standing suplex right onto the chairs!

*CRASH!!!*

JR: Tunny wasting no time here as he once again starts whipping Black over and over again across his torso!

King: Tunny looks like he’s enjoying this!

JR: Tunny picks up Black and sends him into the ropes. Black ducks a clothesline. He rebounds off the ropes, and hits a flying forearm on Tunny! Both wrestlers are down!

Joe Tunny goes for a left jab, but William Black ducks out of the way.
William Black clears the announcers' table.
William Black sets up Joe Tunny on the announcers' table.
William Black tries to drive Joe Tunny through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.

KING: Whew! Now I don't have to buy another table!

JR: They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joe Tunny throws William Black over the guardrail.
Joe Tunny hits neckbreaker on William Black.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Chuck Tunny comes from behind and distracts William Black.
Joe Tunny covers William Black.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.

They get back into the ring.

JR: Black takes Scrappy Joe down with a bodyslam out of nowhere!

(Black opens up his duffle bag, and withdraws a most of the way empty glass bottle of Bombay Saphire, and shows it off to the audience by raising it high above his head. Scrappy Joe slowly drags himself back to his feet.)

King: That's a big, thick, bottle! I think this is gonna huuuuuuurrrrrrrrrttttt!

**SPLLUCCKKKTTTTSHH**

(That's the sound of glass breaking as Scrappy Joe turns around and gets the glass bottle of
Bombay Saphire broken right across his face, promptly dropping him to the mat with blood pouring from his forehead. William Black once again grabs his duffle bag and turns it upside down, revealing the contents; A kendo stick, numchucks, a roll of duct tape, a bag of thumb tacks, another baseball bat, a bWo t-shirt, and... Kurt Dangle's Olympic Gold Medals! William Black grabs the medals and raises them high in the air, getting a pop from the crowd. Then he wraps them up real good on his left hand.)

King: He stole Kurt Dangle's Gold medals!

JR: I don't think he stole them. He'll give them back

King: Hey, look at this idiot! Chuck Tunny has gotten up on the ring apron and is yelling at

William Black, telling him not to hit Scrappy Joe with those medals!

JR: A left hand from Black connects, sending Chuck crashing to the concrete floor for his
efforts.

(William Black climbs on top of Scrappy Joe and pounds away on his face, connecting with left hand after left hand after left hand after left hand)

JR: They're brawling behind the guardrail.
William Black goes for a DDT, but Joe Tunny counters it with a backdrop.
Chuck Tunny comes from behind, but William Black nails Chuck Tunny.
Joe Tunny shoves William Black into the guardrail.
Joe Tunny hits a belly-to-back suplex on William Black.
Joe Tunny shoves William Black into the guardrail.
Joe Tunny is handed the chain.
Joe Tunny hits him with the chain.
Joe Tunny is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

They get back into the ring.

JR: Tunny hits a neck breaker, stopping Black in his tracks! Tunny crawls over to the ropes. He sees the bWo t-shirt on the mat and picks it up. It looks like he’s thinking about what to do with it!

King: If Tunny has to try to think, this may be a very long match!

JR: Tunny back over to Black. He kicks Black in the gut and executes a jaw breaker! Now Tunny turns Black over onto his stomach, and is tying the shirt around Black’s head!

King: He’s made it into a blindfold, JR! Black can’t see through it!

JR: Black gets up slowly as Tunny picks up the kendo stick. Black starts to undo the blindfold, but Tunny shoves the edge of the kendo stuck into his gut! Black is bent over, holding his stomach in agony! He’s still blindfolded! Now Tunny whacks him over the back with the stick! Black falls to the mat! Now Tunny brings over Black’s numchucks! Wait…Tunny tosses them out of the ring. He doesn’t know how to use them, he’ll probably just get himself hurt!

King: Black has taken off the blindfold, but Tunny is standing behind him. Black turns around, and is hit with a forearm smash knocking him back onto the ropes. Tunny takes Black off the rebound and whips him across the ring. Black bounces off the ropes, and is met with a drop kick to the face!

JR: Black is on the mat, and Tunny is retrieving his chain! He twirls the chain around, and whips it right into Black’s groin! Ouch!

King: YAAAAH!

JR: Tunny picks up Black, and sets him up for a suplex. Tunny lifts him up, but then drops him forward over the ropes! Black is draped over the top rope. Tunny wraps his chain around his fist and runs back into the ropes. He runs at Black, and delivers a sharp uppercut just below the jaw, sending Black tumbling head over heels to the outside!

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Joe Tunny throws William Black over the guardrail.
Joe Tunny takes William Black down with a jawbreaker.
Joe Tunny yells to the crowd, "Come on, you pansies! You can't beat me!".
Quite a few boos are audible.
Joe Tunny hits him with the chain.
Quite a few boos are audible.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
William Black sets up a table.
William Black sets up Joe Tunny on the table.
William Black executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.

JR: Black hits Tunny with a hard left hand. Those gold medals definitely are adding extra
impact. Tunny goes down like a ton of bricks.

(Black grabs a table and stands it up vertically in a corner. He grabs another table and stands it up near the opposite corner.)

King: What's he doing?
JR: I don't know, but I think we're about to find out.

(Black grabs Tunny up off of the ground and Irish Whips him into the corner with the upright
table.)

**CRUNCH**

(The Table breaks in half as Scrappy Joe hits it shoulder first. Scrappy Joe is still on his
feet. He Staggers back in Black's direction.)

**CRUNCH**

JR: Baaaaaaack Body Drop from Black on Scrappy Joe sends him up into the air and through the second table!
King: It looks like they REALLY ARE trying to kill each other! They're BOTH going to need the paramedics after this match!

They're brawling inside the ring area.
William Black throws Joe Tunny over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
William Black throws Joe Tunny into the guardrail.
William Black goes for neckbreaker, but Joe Tunny blocks it.
Chuck Tunny comes from behind, but William Black nails Chuck Tunny.
Joe Tunny is handed the chain.
Joe Tunny takes a swing at William Black with the chain, but he
gets out of the way.
William Black snatches the chain from him.
William Black hits him with the chain.
William Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
William Black shoves Joe Tunny into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
William Black shoves Joe Tunny into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
William Black throws Joe Tunny over the guardrail.
William Black goes for a vertical suplex, but Joe Tunny blocks it.
Chuck Tunny comes from behind and distracts William Black.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Joe Tunny throws William Black over the guardrail.
Joe Tunny is handed flaming baseball bat.
Joe Tunny hits him with the baseball bat.
Joe Tunny is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Joe Tunny chokes him with flaming baseball bat.
Joe Tunny climbs back into the ring.
William Black climbs back into the ring.

JR: Tunny sends Black into the ropes, and hits him hard with a steel chair off the rebound! Tunny continues to hit Black with the chair, three, four, five times! Now Tunny’s sliding to the outside, and searching under the ring. He takes out a table, and slides it into the ring! He’s got another table, and that also goes into the ring! He wants to use two tables at once?!

King: Double the pain, JR!

JR: Tunny sets up one table in the middle of the ring. He picks up the other one, and slides it on top of the first! You can forget about any tables breaking if you’ve got one on top of the other, King! Now Tunny picks up Black, and delivers a right jab, sending Black into the corner. He picks Black up and sets him down on the top turnbuckle!

King: I think I know what he’s trying to do, JR! This won’t be pretty!

JR: Tunny climbs up to meet Black, and is setting him up for suplex onto the tables! Tunny has Black’s head under his arm, he’s ready…but Black forces his way out of it! He elbows Tunny, knocking him off the post! Now Black climbs up to the top rope…but Chuck Tunny knocks the rope, making Black fall split-legged onto the ring post! Tunny is back up! He’s got Black set again, he’s got Black up in the air..

*THWACK!!!*

JR: Black just got suplexed onto the tables, and they didn’t even break!

King: They didn’t even bend, JR! He may as well have been suplexed into a concrete wall!

JR: I think Black is in shock from the impact, but Tunny is hurting from that move as well!

(Black manages to get away from Scrappy Joe just long enough to catch a small breather. He walks around outside the ring for a few seconds trying to regain some sense of himself, before sliding back inside the ring.)

JR: Both men have put a beating on each other, King.
King: Absolutely right, and I think we're going to see both of them continue to beat the crap out of each other too. I don't think this match is anywhere near over.
JR: It looks like the action has picked up again. Tunny takes the advantage after a group of
punches. Black fires back with a weak left hand, and then drops to a knee. Tunny with another solid shot to the jaw. Irish Whip from Scrappy Joe, No, REVERSED! Scrappy Joe Tunny goes into the corner. Black follows it up with a back chop, a kick, and then Irish Whips Scrappy Joe right into a drop toehold. Black connects with a series of signature Fist Drops.

(Black gets up and grabs the bWo T-shirt and the duct tape. While Scrappy Joe Tunny is on the ground, Black starts choking him with the bWo T-shirt. Scrappy wriggles and writhes, trying to get away, but his struggles don't get him very far.)

King: Now he's choking him, with a bWo T-shirt! That's pretty cool!
JR: Black is covering Scrappy Joe's head with the shirt... And then wrapping Duct Tape around his neck, securing the shirt over Tunny's face! Hey, he's blind now, that's not fair!
King: It's a HARDCORE match, that's perfectly legal, and smart too!

(Tunny tries to get the shirt off of his face. He climbs to his feet, throwing a wild punch that
connects with nothing but air. Black paces around the ring, he picks up the Kendo Stick he
brought to the ring, and laughs.)

JR: How is this funny? A blind man trying to fight back isn't funny!
King: Sure it is! I think it's really funny!

**SCHLAANK**

(Black sizes Scrappy Joe up and pastes the Kendo Stick to the top of his head. Blood seeps through the shirt, giving it a large blood stain. A tear has formed where the Kendo stick connected with Scrappy Joe's face. Tunny slumps into the corner. Black looks at the kendo stick which is cracked and halfway broken, and discards it to the side, picking up the numchucks. Black turns to the side of the ring, spinning the weapon around in front of him, across his hips, behind the back, switching hands, under the arm, and then between his legs, displaying some skills which causes the crowd to light up again.)

King: Hey, Chuck Tunny is helping Scrappy Joe get the shirt off of his head! That's not fair!
JR: You never cease to amaze me King.
King: Thanks! Hey... Black Caught them in the act, of cheating, Ha!

(William Black turns around just in time to see Scrappy Joe dragging himself to his feet, covered in Blood. The bWo T-shirt has been removed from his head. He stops dead in his tracks as soon as he realizes Black sees him. William Black stands there menacingly, swinging the numchucks around in a flashy fashion. Scrappy Joe backs up a few steps, holding his hands up in the air. Chuck Tunny tosses him a baseball bat. The crowd continues to cheer)

**BLAP**

(Scrappy Joe Tunny charges forwards with the baseball bat, but William Black lashes out with the numchuck, stiking Tunny in the hand that's holding the bat. Scrappy Joe drops the baseball bat)

**BLAP** **BLAP**

(Black reaches out with the weapon, smacking Scrappy Joe in the shoulder. He swings the
numchucks behind him, and with a spin, he lashes out again, striking Scrappy Joe across the thigh, dropping him to a knee.)

**BLAP**

(William Black uses an upward strike with the wooden weapons, hitting Tunny square under the jaw, staggering him backwards. Scrappy Joe is still on his feet though, as the ropes are holding him up.)

**BLAP** **BLAP** **BLAP** **BLAP**

(Black yet again lashes out, this time swinging diagonally down, striking Tunny in the chest.
Black follows through with a spin, bringing the wooden weapon across Joe Tunny's midsection, doubling him over. Black switches the weapon into his other hand by bringing it behind his back. The numchucks bounce off of Scrappy Joe's back, and then thigh as Black yet again strikes out with them.)

JR: BLEEP! Scrappy Joe is getting mauled in there!
King: Tell me about it! Listen to all of this noise from the fans!

**BLAP** **BLAP**

(William Black brings the numchucks down across the back of Scrappy Joe's head, but before he hits the mat, Black reverses direction with his weapon, letting the wood connect under Tunny's jaw, sending him back first to the mat. Black poses for the crowd.)

King: Show boater!
JR: He should just pin him and get this match over with.
King: Look at Chuck Tunny, he can't believe what he's seen!

(Chuck stands outside of the ring, holding his hands on the sides of his head, a complete look of amazement on his face!)

JR: William Black slings Joe Tunny into the ropes. SPINEBUSTER on Scrappy Joe, and he's down. 1, 2, --Chuck Tunny has climbed up on the apron, distracting the referee from the three count. Black gets up and grabs the baseball bat again. He BLASTS Chuck across the face with it, disintegrating the weapon immediately!
King: That's TWO baseball bats broken tonight!

(The crowd cheers loudly, going crazy. Black grabs the bag of thumb tacks and the duct tape. He slides outside of the ring, putting the weapons on the steel steps. He sets up a table outside of the ring and lays the (now bloody) Chuck Tunny on the table, and then proceeds to wrap him in duct tape, attaching him to the table. Chuck Tunny slowly comes too, realizing he's trapped, and starts begging Black off.)

King: Listen to him! Chuck is begging for Black not to do anything to him! Ha! This is what he gets for trying to interfere in his brother's match! He should let Scrappy Joe get beat all by
himself!
JR: Are you serious King? Chuck Tunny isn't a wrestler! This isn't right!

(Much to the crowd's delight, William Black pours the bag of thumb tacks all over Chuck Tunny and the table. Black slides back inside the ring and kicks Scrappy Joe twice more before slinging him into the corner closest to his brother. Black sets Scrappy Joe up on the top rope and then climbs up with him.)

JR: William Black motions for the Empty Chamber! What the? Listen to this crowd!

CAPACITY CROWD: Feel the Boom! Feel the Boom! Feel the Boom!

**KKLLLUUNNCHHHH**

JR: EMPTY CHAMBER! EMPTY CHAMBER! EMPTY CHAMBER ON SCRAPPY JOE!!! King can you believe that? William Black just hit Scrappy Joe with an Empty Chamber from the TOP ROPE to the OUTSIDE of the ring THROUGH a TABLE covered in THUMB TACKS with his brother Chuck DUCT TAPED to it!?

CAPACITY CROWD: Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP!

King: You need to switch to Decaff JR. Of course I saw it! I wanna see it again, too!

JR: Black with an arm across Scrappy Joe Tunny and the referee administers the count!

JR: Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is William Black!

JR: This one is all over except the crying!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The scene opens showing Michael Bole standing out in the parking lot.)

Bole:  We are outside in the parking lot where one of the BMWF’s newest members is supposed to be arriving shortly.  Look that must be him!

(A black ’67 Shelby GT500 with two green racing stripes down the center pulls into a parking spot near Michael Bole.  The driver shuts the car off and steps out of the car, locking and closing the door behind him.  He looks at the camera, slightly amused as he runs his hand over his short hair.)

Bole: Good evening Witherspoon and welcome to the Bruiser Mania Wrestling Federation!  How does it feel to join the world of Professional Wrestling?

(Witherspoon reaches into his pocket and produces a pack of cigarettes.  He pulls one from the box and lights it with a red Zippo with a gold Spiderman symbol on it.)

Witherspoon:  It feels pretty damn good Bole.  Every since I first saw wrestling on TV, I always wanted to be one of those guys up there in the squared circle.  I even did Backyard wrestling as a kid.  I have finally realized that dream, and I feel good!

(He takes a hit of the cigarette and leans against his car, blowing the smoke out in a smooth stream.  It floats upwards in the air lazily.)

Bole:  Uhhh, do you have any goals now that your dream has been realized?

Witherspoon: Well, obviously a belt would be a great thing to earn, but I’m not gonna be depressed if I am in this Federation for 20 years and never get a title.

(He tags another drag on the cigarette, blowing the smoke out all at once.  He ashes away from his car as he continues.)

Witherspoon:  To me, it’s all about competing.  All everyone cares about now is getting a belt.  Don’t get me wrong.  I wouldn’t mind getting a belt at all.  As a mater of fact I would enjoy it immensely.  It’s just not the major issue for me.  For me, it’s all about getting into that ring and kickin some @$$!  That’s my main reason for being here.

Bole:  Do you have any ideas of teaming up with any of the more veteran wrestlers here?

Witherspoon:   Well, I’m not going to go looking for it, but if a good offer is brought to me, I will seriously consider it.

Bole:  Finally, do you have any last words to say before entering the arena?

Witherspoon:  Yes, I do.  I would like to say how happy it makes me that the first show that I am going to be at, is in the town of my birth, San Diego, California!

*crowd pop*

(Witherspoon turns and walks purposely towards the door, smoking his cigarette.  Michael Bole turns to the camera.)

Bole:  There you have it, the newest edition to the BMWF roster, Witherspoon.  He’s sure to…

Witherspoon: Hold it; I got something else to say.

Bole: Umm, ok.

Witherspoon:  I just wanted to say, that if any one of you decides to disrespect me in anyway shape or form…

(He takes the last drag of his cigarette and flicks it away.  As he speaks, small tendrils of smoke float out of his mouth.)

Witherspoon:  You will be binned!

(He blows the rest of the smoke out directly at the camera.  The camera guy coughs slightly as Witherspoon turns on his heels and walks towards the back entrance to the arena, his boots echoing of the asphalt with each step.  Michael Bole turns back to the camera.)

Bole:  There you have it, the newest edition to the BMWF. 

(FADE)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez...
Hailing from Mexico City...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Mafioso

(The words ABOVE THE LAW scroll across the Bruisertron in old english
letters as Mobb Deep's "Quiet Storm" begins to play loudly over the PA
system. Mafioso comes walking down the ramp in white lugz,black
sweatpants,and a black tank top while Carlos follows wearing a dark blue
pinstripe suit. Mafioso slides into the ring and hops onto the second rope
and raises both fists in the air.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Parts Unknown...
Weighing in at 242 pounds...

Ezekiel

(The arena lights fade)

P.A: FOLLOW ME INTO THE LIGHT

(Flash flares erupt from the ringposts, and In the Shadows by The Rasmus starts to play on the P.A. – Ezekiel makes his way down to the ring in a black hooded cloak. In one hand he carries the chair, in the other a set of handcuffs)

CROWD: SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT!

P.A: No sleep – No sleep until I’m done with finding the answer…

JR: The crowd making their voices heard tonight, Ezekiel proving to be popular with the fans here tonight.

(The flares continue to burn as he makes his way around the ring. Stopping by the timekeeper’s table he sets the chair up and places the handcuffs on it.)

P.A: I been watching - I been waiting - in the shadows for my time - I been searching - I been living - for tomorrows all my life…

(Ezekiel climbs into the ring and stands in the centre. The cloak drops to the ground revealing him in a white leather kilt and white boots)

JR: Ezekiel coming into this match following a defeat at No Way In

King: You mean he gave up JR!!!

JR: He had no choice; it was either that or get his back broken by Tunny. I have to say that it was a good showing from all the new talent.

King: Oh no, he’s going to talk now, this guy never makes any sense.

Ezekiel: The journey to the truth is fraught with many difficulties and obstacles. It is what we learn from facing these encounters that dictates our progression on the journey. No Way In highlighted deficiencies that have been addressed in the past week. Time heals all wounds, scars memories of a conflicted past.

Mafioso it is your time to follow me into the light!!

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

JR: Ezekiel and Mafioso lock up in the centre of the ring. Ezekiel steps behind Mafioso, Mafioso quickly reverses into a waistlock of his own. Ezekiel swings an elbow, Mafioso ducks and connects with a drop-kick. It will be interesting to see how Ezekiel deals with the speed and experience of former light-heavyweight champ Mafioso.

KING: Did you say "centre"?

JR: Er, sorry about that!

(Ezekiel quickly gets to his feet, and stares down Mafioso)

JR: Ezekiel back to his feet, he’s not looking too happy.

(Ezekiel and Mafioso circle each other in the ring, and lock up again)

JR: They lock up again, armbar takedown by Ezekiel, Mafioso rolls out of it. Both men quickly to their feet, Ezekiel goes for a clothesline - Mafioso ducks, Ezekiel off the ropes, Mafioso hits the canvas – Ezekiel puts on the brakes and drops an elbow to the back of Mafioso.

Ezekiel hits a drop toehold on Mafioso.
Ezekiel is going for the cover.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ezekiel goes for a rear naked choke, but Mafioso blocks it.
Mafioso whips Ezekiel into the ropes.
Mafioso misses with a clothesline.
Ezekiel hits Mafioso with an elbow.

JR: Mafioso is about to be pinned here..no wait Carlos just put Mafioso's
foot on the rope!

King: Hey that idiot can't do that!

JR: Ezekiel with Mafioso in the corner, a solid right hand, and another – the crowd starting to get behind the rookie tonight. Ezekiel with a headlock, he’s signalling for something – OHHHH a running bulldog!!

King: The impact near shook my crown off!!

JR: Ezekiel holds onto the headlock on the ground, looks like he’s working into another hold. Ezekiel swings his legs round and locks in a guillotine choke, Mafioso struggling here. Mafioso with his foot on the ropes, great ring sense by Mafioso to break that hold.

King: Rookie mistake by Ezekiel, should’ve had Mafioso in the middle of the ring. Maybe he could add that to his list of lessons to learn HA HA!

JR: Mafioso pulls himself up on the ropes, thrusting sabot kick from Ezekiel – Mafioso over the top rope and to the arena floor. Ezekiel rolls out the ring, he’s pulling up the protective mating. Gutwrench powerbomb onto the cold concrete, Mafioso must be out cold.

King: YAH! That laid Mafioso out.

JR: I read a memo that Ezekiel’s calling that move the Bona Fide

King: The what?? English please!!

JR: Ezekiel runs into the ropes.
Ezekiel hits Mafioso with a kick.
Ezekiel nails Mafioso with a bulldog.
Ezekiel executes a legsweep on Mafioso.
Ezekiel nails Mafioso with a left hook.
Ezekiel uses a bulldog on Mafioso.
A small "Ezekiel" chant is being started.
Ezekiel puts Mafioso in ankle lock.
Mafioso is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mafioso grabs the ropes after 8 seconds.

JR: Mafioso has Ezekiel in the corner, good kicks and punches to the body of Ezekiel. Big right hand to the side of Zeke’s head, Mafioso sends Ezekiel to the opposite corner, Mafioso follows in…

*CRUNCH*

JR: …drop toe hold, Mafioso’s head just snapped off the bottom turnbuckle. Ezekiel still hanging onto the leg drags Mafioso to the centre of the ring, he’s got a modified Achilles hold locked on Mafioso

CROWD: SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT!

(Ezekiel turns the hold into a leg lock)

JR: Ezekiel using some combination sho