The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

(The show opens inside the Pepsi Center Denver Colorado. The camera pans the capacity crowd. They are going wild and many signs are seen.)

JR: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the sold out Pepsi Center Denver Colorado! Welcome to BMWF Bedlam I'm JR Finnegan along side the King, Gary Brawler, and what a show we have for you tonight!

Tonight, BMWF World Champion Master Z will take on the BMWF Tag Team Champions Eco-System in a non-title handicap match!

KING: Yeah, Eco-System must be handicapped if they think they can beat the legendary Master Z!!

JR: Also, we understand that Z's opponent for Bruisermania--Lowedown--is not here tonight due to that vicious 75 druid beatdown he and the bWo took last week on Bedlam!

(The Eco-Mobile drives slowly up to the arena. The windows are down and we
hear "Youth Of A Nation" playing from the inside. Inferno and Mineral step out,
and Inferno holds the door open for Aquatic.)

Inferno: See? I AM a gentleman!

Aquatic: (stepping out.) Yeah, a gentleman who calls shotgun and sticks his
wife in the back.

Mineral: All right guys, relax. Tonight is at least as important as any
Pay-Per-View event we've been at, and i want to make sure you two are in the right
mode.

Inferno: As important as Pay-Per-View?

Aquatic: (hops on the car.) How so?

Mineral: Well, you (gestures to Aquatic) have a chance to regain the Woman's
Title and go into BruiserMania the Woman's Champion. And we (gestures to
Inferno and himself) are facing the World Champion in a straight-up handicap. I
mean, there's probably
more to this than we see at face value-

Inferno: Read-Lowedown.

Mineral: -yeah. And Dreadnaught, too, he's still pretty mad at us.

Inferno: I don't get that, man. He messed in OUR business.

Aquatic: It's very simple. The man thinks that as a World Champion and a
Grand Slammer, he has the right to be above retribution from any of the (Aquatic
uses air quotes) "lower-carders".

Inferno. Oh. Well then (Inferno uses air quotes.) "screw him".

Mineral: (laughs) Aw man, you're too much. Ready to go in?

Inferno: Yeah, yeah. I hired some new porters to bring our stuff in, that ok?

Mineral: Dunno. Did you check their backround?

Aquatic: He didn't, but I did. They're fine.

Mineral: All right. Come on, my dysfunctional family.

(Aquatic hops off the roof)

Inferno: Ooh wait! Can we do the song?

Mineral: (laughs) Sure.

(The Eco-System locks arms and sings as they skip in.)

Eco-System: WE'RE OFF TO FACE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS, THE LOUSY CHAMPIONS OF
WRESTLING! WE HEAR THEY ARE, SUCH SUCKY CHAMPIONS, SO WE'LL HUMILIATE TheM
TONIGHT...

King: At least it's not as bad as the World's Worst Tag Team's song!

JR: Even Bruiser can sing better than those guys!

KING: Well, I heard Bruiser and William Hung might do a duet on American Idol next week!

("Victory" plays as the spotlights focus on Master Z making his entrance to the ring. Master Z taunts the crowd as he walks.)

JR: Master Z is looking a little bit "roughed up" so to speak!

KING: I'm sure he has a good explanation for those tears in his shirt! Let's hear what he has to say!

(Master Z grabs a mic and begins to speak.)

Master Z: We can all resume our normal daily functions now that we know Master Z is alive and well!

(Crowd boos)

Master Z: That's right folks, I climbed out of that coffin last week and put that sucker Lowedown in my place: In the coffin where he deserves to be! And let me ask you something... isn't it more peaceful around here with that big mouth out of the way? Sure the bWo claims he's around, but I haven't heard a peep out of him have any of you? Ha ha ha.. sure you haven't! He's gone forever!

And speaking of putting people in their places, I'd like you all to focus your attention on the Bruisertron for a moment. I'd like to play a little clip from just a few moments ago!

(On the Bruisertron the scene opens with Master Z sneaking around the backstage area of the arena. Master Z keeps his back to the wall while sliding down the hallway. He stops when finding a door labeled "Ecosystem." With a swift kick, the door is knocked off the hinges revealing the group of half-dressed bodies who are Ecosystem! Master Z catches Mineral with a brass knuckle shot between the eyes as he's trying to pull his pants up. Master Z with a few swift steps, meets Inferno eye to eye. Master Z dodges a swinging gym bag, then sidewalk slams Inferno through a table.)

JR: This is hideous! Ecosystem wasn't ready for that attack! The show wasn't even started yet!

KING: Well, those two morons probably wouldn't have been ready even if the WAS started! HA HA HA! Now I know why they had to start the show!

(The Bruisertron continues to show the scene as Master Z stomps Inferno a few times for good measure. With Ecosystem on their backs bleeding from the head and face, Master Z focuses his attention to a smaller figure in the corner of the room. The camera zooms in showing Aquatic. Master Z walks up to Aquatic and says "BOO" causing her to slide down the wall to her knees. Master Z laughs, turns, and exits the locker room.)

(Master Z begins to speak once again.)

Master Z: Ahh yes... 5 minutes into the show and Ecosystem has already proven that they are an unworthy opponent for the BMWF World Champion! Aquatic, get your men off their back ends, get them into their limo, and drive out of here as fast as you can! If you chose to stick around I'm goign to put the two of you in the hospital!

JR: Master Z is more arrogant that ever, King!

KING: He's the world champ, JR! And rightfully so! You saw how he handled those two Ecosystem punks!

Master Z: I now retire to my locker room. And if chick can talk some sense into her men, I'll remain there for the rest of the night!

("Victory" once again plays as Master Z makes his exit. JR and King talk as Master Z leaves.)

JR: Apparently, folks, Master Z attacked Ecosystem before the show even started!

KING: They should have known what they were getting themselves into, JR!

JR We'll see if they can contend with Master Z in the main event tonight!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by The Embalmer...
Fighting out of Philadelphia, PA...
Weighing in at 244 pounds...

"The Extreme ICON" Sandmann

("Enter the Sandmann" plays as Sandmann comes to the stage along with Embalmer. Sandmann downs a few beers as he walks down the stage. Embalmer chugs a jar of embalming fluid. Sandmann lights a cigarette as he crosses over the guardrail, stands on a chair and pours a beer down a moronic fan's gullet. Embalmer starts to pour embalming fluid down the guys throat, but Sandmann stops him before he can cause the fan any harm. Sandmann then enters the ring.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Weighing in at 300 pounds...

Awesome Mike

(The ECW Theme plays as Awesome Mike comes to the ring looking like a tough has-been.)

JR: Sandmann attacks Awesome Mike before the bell.
Sandmann hits Awesome Mike with a bodyslam.

JR: Sandmann goes for a kick to the midsection, but Awesome Mike blocks it.
Awesome Mike almost takes Sandmann's head off with a short lariat
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Awesome Mike executes a kick to the midsection on Sandmann.
Awesome Mike hits Sandmann with a bodyslam.
Awesome Mike works the crowd.
There is no crowd reaction.
Awesome Mike uses the Splash Mountain on Sandmann.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Awesome Mike hits a backbreaker on Sandmann.
Awesome Mike attempts to place Sandmann on the turnbuckle, but Sandmann
blocks it.
Awesome Mike executes a powerbomb on Sandmann.
Earl Hepner counts: One, kickout.
Awesome Mike complains about a slow count.
Sandmann executes an inside cradle on Awesome Mike.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Sandmann shotguns a can of beer.
Sandmann is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sandmann goes for a kick to the midsection, but Awesome Mike blocks it.
Awesome Mike goes for a back suplex, but Sandmann blocks it.
Sandmann whips Awesome Mike into the ropes.
Awesome Mike goes for a lariat, but Sandmann blocks it.
Sandmann punches Awesome Mike.
Awesome Mike punches Sandmann.
There is no crowd reaction.
Awesome Mike chops Sandmann.
Awesome Mike punches Sandmann.
Awesome Mike sets up Sandmann on the turnbuckle.
Awesome Mike nails Sandmann with a top-rope German Suplex.
Earl Hepner counts: One, kickout.
Awesome Mike nails Sandmann with a facerake.
Awesome Mike executes a forearm smash on Sandmann.
Awesome Mike nails Sandmann with a running powerbomb.
Earl Hepner counts: One, shoulder up.
Awesome Mike goes for a forearm smash, but Sandmann blocks it.
Awesome Mike runs into the ropes.
Awesome Mike misses with a clothesline.
Awesome Mike misses with a clothesline.
Sandmann misses with a clothesline.
Awesome Mike misses with a clothesline.
Awesome Mike goes for a flying shoulderblock, but The Embalmer shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Sandmann uses a kick to the midsection on Awesome Mike.
Sandmann executes the DDT on Awesome Mike.
Sandmann is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sandmann goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
Sandmann is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

*DING DING*

(Cameras go live outside of the Pepsi Center to see a Black Viper with white lightning bolts down the sides and a big lightning bolt on the hood pull up to the arena. White Lightning steps out with his signature full white suit and silver sunglasses on. He has a gym bag over his shoulder and the TV Title over the other shoulder. White Lightning begins to walk into the arena when a speeding truck blows right by him. The truck parks a few feet away and out walks Big Kev.)

White Lightning: Thanks Kev… you almost killed me!

Kev: Sorry about that, I could have sworn you were someone else.

White Lightning: Tonight is basically like the night off, I face Kolic, one on one

Kev: I don't understand how Kolic gets the opportunity to face a legend

White Lightning: Yeah, he is very undeserving. I figure after the @$$ kicking he receives tonight, he won't ever want to step in the ring with me again

Kev: True

White Lightning: And besides, I already proved Kolic wasn't really a genius, so I might as well end his career now. I like how he goes around calling himself a career killer, thinking that someone around the world actually gives a BLEEP what he thinks.

Kev: It's time to show this punk how we do things, bWo-style!

(White Lightning and Big Kev walk into the arena as the camera fades….)

>>>

(The outside of the Pepsi Arena is shown, and then the shot changes to the door of the Pepsi Arena parking lot. The door opens and Dreadnaught steps in.)

JR: The Thug is here tonight!

(Dreadnaught pauses and pulls a clipboard out of his bag.)

King: That must be the Bruisermania contract!

JR: The signing between Dreadnaught and Scotty Scott happens tonight!

(The Bruisertron lights up as we see a new face in the BMWF he is seen sitting in a playground surrounded by the stars and the moon. His brown/blonde hair covers his eyes as he sways back and forth on a swing. He is wearing a black leather jacket with a Punisher t-shirt underneath, a red tattered plaid shirt tied around his waist and a pair of ripped denim shorts and scuffed Converse sneakers.)

(He continues to swing back and forth as he speaks in a very gritty, dark voice which manages to power over the night sounds...)

Axe: So your probably all wondering and asking yourselves who is this guy? Well I have a question for you...do you really want to know? Do you want to dive into my world, my past and my life? I guess you haven't really got a choice in the matter, but I did warn you. I am known as Axe but my birth given name is Nathan Manacini. I was born in Manhattan, New York on September 8th, 1977. However my parents moved to New Jersey after I was born and I spent the rest of my childhood there. But I don't remember my mom and dad too well because they died in a car accident when I was two years old.

Axe: It was agreed that I would live with my grandparents on my father's side what a great idea that was...you see parenting was not something my grandparents were aware of or had for that matter. They looked at me like a burden, a nuisance and a problem then as there grandson. I wasn't important to them they just did it because they thought they had to.

(Axe stops swinging and the camera gets closer as we see his facial appearance; dark eyes, pierced eyebrow and a brown goatee with brown/blonde curly hair.)

Axe: My grandfather was in the military and fought in the War and was strict, mean, heartless and aggressive. My grandmother wasn't much better and wasn't friendly and would ignore me and blame me for everything and all the problems in her life. I was there own personal slave doing chores around the house and then pushed away from them...if guests were coming Nathan was locked in his room...if they went out Nathan was left alone...they never loved me and they did a damn good job of it!

Axe: But this playground is very symbolic because just like my homelife school was no different. I had no friends and I was labelled an outcast, a loner, a loser and an idiot. On this playground I was sit by myself while others would snicker and point laughing, day in and day out trying to destroy me in any way they possibly could. My emotions turned to anger, hate and betrayal and they remain the same. However wrestling was a hobby that caught my eye as a kid and I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Axe: It then became a passion when I watched it all the time and then I realized I wanted to become a wrestler. So I dropped out of school and went for my goal. I guess the reason I liked wrestling so much was because I could get out my feelings on other people by smashing them into turnbuckles and throwing them to the mat! But my mind plays tricks and games and I try to contain my sanity by keeping it bottled as my grandparents didn't deal with emotions.

Axe: So I have come here to gain respect, admiration and to become a Champion and I'll take whatever risk necessary because although I enjoy to inflict pain on others I like pain itself. This playground represents the ring because when I am in there it is my haven, and my "playground" of destruction! I am here to show the BMWF that it is Axe's shot to be something, it is Axe's shot to be the best, and that it is MY turn!

Axe: I've been beaten down many times by my grandfather and others but I've always got back up and came for more. I've been verbally abused but I always return...I am here to prove people wrong...I am here to wreak havoc! So it is written and shall come to pass!

(Axe looks wildy into the camera before it slowly fades to black and the Bruisertron blinks out.)

JR: Well folks there you have it another new member joining the BMWF and I look forward to seeing him wrestle in the ring later tonight.

King: Are we hiring patients from mental institutions now? That guy is a complete nut job!

(The Couch and Bole are both standing in the back of the arena. They are waiting to catch a glimpse of what the big surprise is that Tobey Miliken has in store for Prime Time. When all of a sudden a big diesel pulls in. It is black with a big gold star on the grill of the Peterbilt Truck. Behind it is a huge trailer that says "Hollywood Hotel". Couch and Bole walk forward slowly admiring the rig when out of the back, a door opens up. A set of steps swing out and out walks "The Director" Shawn Rollins and behind him "Movie Star" Tobey Miliken. Inside you can see that this trailer is very sharp)

Bole: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?

Shawn: This Bole is the greatest show on the road. It is "The Hollywood Hotel". Perhaps you and Mr.Couch would like to give our tv audience a tour.

Couch: That would be great.

(Tobey takes the camera crew in and shows them the inside of the trailer. It has a big screen tv, with HGTV. Yellow carpet and a black leather couch. A bar with a mirror behind the counter and a bathroom. There is also a collection of movies that Tobey has starred in as well as a big picture of Tobey Miliken hanging above the DVD collection. Tobey stands there in pride as he shows off his collection to Bole and Couch.)

Bole: This is quite impressive.

Couch: I didn't know you starred in so many movies.

Tobey: This is the Tobey Collection. You probably didn't know that I played a role in the movie "Spiderman" did you?

Bole: No I had no idea.

Tobey: I was one of the wrestlers that "The Macho Man" threw around. Of course if I was really wrestling that steroid freak don't think for a minute that I wouldn't pound him into the ground.

Bole: So is this the big surprise?

Shawn: OH NO! Not even close. No we are going to give the people here in .. A nice surprise later. As well as Prime Time.

Tobey: This show is just getting started. Now gentlemen I have to get ready.

Bole: THIS IS JUST SO AWESOME!

Shawn: Yes it is. But the surprise we have is even more awesome

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Ric Frye...
Hailing from Lousiville, KY...
Weighing in at 320 pounds...

"Die Maschine" Mike Donahue

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Jamaica...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...

K-Dawg

JR: There's the bell!
Mike Donahue nails K-Dawg with a Gorilla Press.
Mike Donahue runs into the ropes.
K-Dawg misses with a clothesline.
K-Dawg hits Mike Donahue with a bodyslam.
K-Dawg smacks Mike Donahue with a devastating rolling clothesline .
K-Dawg yells out "Arriba la Raza!!".
There are lots of chants for K-Dawg.
K-Dawg takes Mike Donahue down with a sitdown faceslam.
The crowd is really behind K-Dawg.
Ric Frye enters the ring and hits K-Dawg with a chair.
The crowd is behind K-Dawg all the way.

*DING DING*

KING: HA HA!

(Feed My Frankenstein Blares over the Speakers as Witherspoon runs towards the ring, the tire iron he used to attack Tobey in his hands.)

JR: What the hell is he doing?

King: And where did he get that tire iron?

JR: What a stupid question! You can get one at any auto parts store!

(Witherspoon runs up to Rick Frye and busts him across the face with the tire iron. Rick Frye’s head snaps to one side and a spray of blood flies from his mouth and splashes against the apron leaving a crimson smear.)

JR: He just knocked Rick Frye out cold!

King: Look at the blood, YEAH!!!

(Witherspoon slides under the ropes and Mike Donahue runs over and starts stomping on his back, but Witherspoon hooks the bend around Mike’s ankle and pulls him to the ground. Witherspoon leaps to his feet and swings the tire iron at Mike Donahue, catching him across the face with it as he climbs to his feet. He slaps him across the face a few more times with the tire iron as the crowd boos loudly)

JR: What is the meaning of this?

King: The man is nuts! He doesn’t need a reason!

(Witherspoon motions to the time keeper, who throws a mic up to him. Witherspoon stands over Mike Donahue and looks down.)

Witherspoon: “Die Maschine” Mike Donahue, I accept your challenge! However, I do not need a partner to kicks your sorry BLEEP; I can do it on my own!

*Crowd boos loudly*

JR: He’s speaking of the challenge that “Die Maschine” issued last week!

King: Well, obviously.

JR: I’m just saying it for anyone who might have missed our show last week.

King: People miss our show? Those losers!

Witherspoon: But, if you feel that you need a little tag partner, fine. You can have one. That’s right; I’m willing to have a handicap match against you. How does next week sound? Get back to me. Oh yes, and just so you know, you will be binned!

(Feed my Frankenstein plays again and Witherspoon jumps down from the ring, tossing the mic back to the time keeper, and cracks his neck as he walks up the ramp, the tire iron tapping against his shoulder.)

(The scene opens in a hallway showing Tamer walking down the hallway towards
the drink table. Tamer walks up and grabs a bottle of Water. Tamer opens the
bottle and takes a drink. Tamer turns around but is shocked to see Sarah
standing right in front of him.)

Sarah: Hello there, cutie.

(Tamer raises an eyebrow.)

Tamer: What do you want?

Sarah: Aww.. Now, why the upset face? Bad water?

Tamer: Look I have nothing to say to you.

Sarah: You should thank me. I mean now you can have Rachel all to your
little self.

Tamer: No. You see. All you’ve done is make the girl I love heartbroken.

Sarah: Why is being with you really that bad? I mean I heard rumors but-

Tamer: Why in the hell are you bothering me? What’s your game. I mean first
the *bleeping* video tapes that almost got me killed and now you’re
harassing me. You got Tyrone, you should be happy.

Sarah: Again you don’t see things clearly. I got you a title shot and a
chance to show that you could win Rachel. Of course I was shocked you pulled
it off. But still. I came to talk to you because I know you want Rachel And
if Rachel’s with you Tyrone’s definitely all mine.

Tamer: I’m not going to play your game. I’m not Tyrone. You’ve got no hook
on me.

Sarah: Wait. I know you’re all Mr. Hero. Chivalry still lives. But think
about it. You have all your little friends. You have your title. What if you
could get your girl?

Tamer: I said–

Sarah: You said.. you said.. stop saying and just think about it. Cause
trust me, little boy, I’ve got the perfect plan just for you.

(Sarah taps Tamer's nose and walks off. Tamer takes a deep breath as we
fade.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Minneapolis...
Weighing in at 300 pounds...

Witherspoon

KING: I guess his entrance CD is broke! HA HA!

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of England...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

"Stormin'" Gorman Frownly

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Gorman Frownly nails Witherspoon with a facerake.
Gorman Frownly takes Witherspoon down with a rabbit punch.
Gorman Frownly goes for a bulldog, but Witherspoon throws him off.
Witherspoon whips Gorman Frownly into the ropes.
Witherspoon hits big boot to face on Gorman Frownly.
Witherspoon catches Gorman Frownly in a boot choke.
Jack Slone warns Witherspoon to let go.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Jack Slone warns Witherspoon.
Witherspoon cracks his neck and screams "Whoo-a!".
Witherspoon is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Witherspoon throws Gorman Frownly into the turnbuckle.
Witherspoon runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Gorman Frownly lifts his
knee.
Gorman Frownly goes for a bulldog, but Witherspoon blocks it.
Witherspoon executes the Binned on Gorman Frownly.
Gorman Frownly submits after 12 seconds.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Witherspoon.

*DING DING*

(Michael Bole is standing outside the Pepsi Center, between interviews, when a loud noise is heard, and a strong wind starts to flap his clothes around madly and spin the dust around his feet in circles. Bole huddles over the side, looking up into the sky. The camera pans up, and we see a black helicopter with a sign reading “Rent-a-Copter” on its side coming in to land. Bole holds on to his jacket to keep it from flying off as the helicopter rotates slightly and bumps lightly onto the tarmac. The engine is turned off, and the blades start to slow down imperceptibly. The passenger door opens and Scrappy Joe Tunny exits, taking off his helmet and tossing it back inside the ‘copter. Bole comes running up.)

Bole: Wow! What an entrance, Tunny! You came to the arena in a helicopter!

Tunny: Sharp eye, Bole. Sharp eye.

Bole: But why?

Tunny: Why? ‘Cause my brother’s temporarily outta action - he’s still in the hospital, so I gotta hitch me another ride!

Bole: What? That’s it?!

(Tunny cracks a rare smile, but there’s an evil glint in his eye.)

Tunny: Well no. That’s not it, Bole. But you’ll just hafta find out the other reason ‘long with everyone else later t’night!

(Tunny starts to walk away, but then stops and looks back at Bole.)

Tunny: Let’s just say that I’m plannin’ on makin’ me a whole *bleep*-ful of money here t’night!

(Tunny walks away as Bole turns to the camera.)

Bole: What does Scrappy Joe have planned? We’ll find out later tonight!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Newark, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 244 pounds...

Axe

(The lights in the Bedlam arena go out as a strobe effect begins cueing for Nirvana's "Lithium" as it blasts from the speakers, the crowd not aware of who it is have a mixed reaction. Walking out from behind the curtain wearing a pair of denim shorts, a BMWF muscle shirt, and Black Doc Martins is Axe. He has his kendo stick in one hand as he looks out at the crowd and then makes his way down the rampway ignoring the fans outreached hands.)

(Axe rolls underneath the bottom rope and gets slowly to his feet adjusting his black knee pads and white hand tape. He goes over to the farthest turnbuckle and places his kendo stick nearby. He then calls for a microphone and once handed one the music stops and the lights return to normal. He looks at the crowd for a little while before raising the mic and beginning to speak...)

Axe: I am going to keep this relatively short and straight to the point. Now I came to the BMWF for a few simple reasons, the first was to gain the respect I deserve to have and longed for all my life from not only the wrestlers in the back but from you pathetic, simple minded creatures.

(Axe is all of a sudden greeted with boos and insults from the sold out crowd.)

Axe: You see this is exactly what I mean...no one cares what I think or what I have to say your all arrogant, self-absorbed and careless!

(The crowd continues to rain down with boos as Axe shakes his head disgustedly and carries on...)

Axe: The second reason was to become something important as no one has ever believed in me...to be a Champion and prove to the non-believers I am capable of reaching these goals! And finally the third to inflict pain on my opponents and show them I am not one to be toyed with...to be mocked...ignored or pushed away just like when I was a kid to this present day in time!

Axe: Now Too Bold Stupido the last part of your name is politically correct because you are stupid for having to face me in this ring because I will make an example of you and show all of you in attendance and the guys in the back exactly what I mean and what I plan to do!

(Axe passes the microphone back as the crowd continues to boo not liking the new arrival of Axe at all, he waits in the corner resting his arms on the ropes waiting for his opponent to arrive and the bell to sound.)

JR: It seems Axe hasn't won himself over with the crowd too well after his comments not really a smart move.

King: Well can you blame the crowd, he insulted them all! I mean if anyone is simple minded its that guy in the ring!

LILLY: His opponent...
From Denver, CO...
Weighing in at 222 pounds...

Too Bold Stupido

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Too Bold Stupido uses a roundhouse kick on Axe.
A few fans are cheering on Too Bold Stupido.
Too Bold Stupido hits Axe with a chop.
Too Bold Stupido kicks Axe.
Too Bold Stupido punches Axe.
Axe chops Too Bold Stupido.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Axe hits Too Bold Stupido.
Axe whips Too Bold Stupido into the ropes.
Too Bold Stupido hits Axe with a cartwheel kick.
Too Bold Stupido throws Axe out of the ring.
Earl Hepner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Axe
reenters the ring.
Too Bold Stupido goes for a punch, but Axe blocks it.
Axe goes for a Hotshot, but Too Bold Stupido counters it with a Thesz press.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Too Bold Stupido whips Axe into the turnbuckle.
Too Bold Stupido runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Axe
moves out of the way.
Axe takes Too Bold Stupido down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Axe whips Too Bold Stupido into the ropes, but Too Bold Stupido reverses it.
Too Bold Stupido goes for a punch, but Axe blocks it.
Axe hoists Too Bold Stupido high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Too Bold Stupido crashing hard to the mat.
Axe whips Too Bold Stupido into the ropes.
Too Bold Stupido misses with a clothesline.
Axe misses with a kick.
Axe goes for a powerslam, but Too Bold Stupido counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Too Bold Stupido goes for a somersault splash, but Axe gets his knees up.
Axe hits a powerbomb on Too Bold Stupido.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Axe hits an atomic drop on Too Bold Stupido.
Axe nails Too Bold Stupido with a powerslam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Axe stands on the middle rope and mouths off to the crowd.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Axe whips Too Bold Stupido into the ropes.
Axe nails Too Bold Stupido with a powerslam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, kickout.
Axe nails Too Bold Stupido with a Russian legsweep.

(Axe executes a series of chops on Too Bold Stupido in the corner.)

JR: Axe with some hard chops delivered to the chest of Too Bold!

King: It's like Too Bold is the tree and Axe is well the Axe! HA HA!

JR: Too Bold walks out from the corner and receives a perfect vertical suplex from Axe!
Axe now getting Too Bold up to his feet from behind he's locking his hands around the waist and OH MY! Delivers a belly-to-back suplex!
Axe now has Too Bold by the feet maybe he's going for a OH! What a kick to the groin!

King: Right in the family jewels!

JR: Axe has Too Bold back on his feet who is still in some pain from that vicious kick to the groin. Axe puts Too Bold's head between his legs and it looks like he's going for a Powerbomb! He's hoisted up in the air and dropped back down hard onto the mat!

King: That must have rattled Too Bold's brain...oh wait a minute we're talking about Stupido here HA HA!

JR: Axe is going up to the second turnbuckle high risk manuever here!
Axe delivers an elbow drop right on the chest of Too Bold from the second turnbuckle! MY GAWD! What an elbow drop!

King: That shook the ring literally!

JR: Too Bold is down and is favouring his chest quite a bit after that elbowdrop from Axe!
Axe gets Too Bold to his feet and throws him into the ropes as Too Bold coming back now and Axe delivers a running driving knee lift into the chest of Too Bold!
Axe is now targeting that chest with that knee lift, this has turned into a slobberknocker folks! Too Bold is staggering on his feet and OH MY! What a dropkick to the face of Too Bold!

King: I think I saw a tooth fly out!

JR: Axe sends Too Bold into the ropes he hooks his arm and throws him over with a hip-toss!
Now Axe has Too Bold locked in an armbar he's applying a lot of pressure trying to wear down Too Bold as much as he can!

King: Wear down? Too Bold IS worn down there isn't going to be much of him left!

JR: Axe has that armbar locked tight and my god the agony that must be going through Too Bold's body right now. He's trying to make it to the ropes to break the count.
Oh but Axe has managed to pull him back to the center you can hear the screams coming from Too Bold he is in a lot of pain.
Axe is wrenching that right arm of Too Bold it's as if he's trying to rip it right out of its socket!

King: Too Bold is starting to fade this one might be over!

JR: Too Bold just managed to give one last burst of energy to make it to the ropes breaking the hold. He's having some hard time getting back up he's really favouring that arm I think he might be injured. He's made it back up and Axe has just kicked him in the gut I think he's going for his finisher!

King: This one is over!

JR: My GAWD what a finisher he calls that the Loner's Landing!

JR: Axe goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are booing Axe.

*DING DING*

("Lithium" by Nirvana starts up again as Axe raises his arms in victory he doesn't get a welcomed response from the crowd as they boo them as if there is no tomorrow. He waves them off and shrugs his shoulders as he looks at Too Bold Stupido still down and out on the canvas he gets a sick smile on his face as he goes to get his kendo stick from the corner. Once he picks it up he walks over to the fallen Too Bold and winds the kendo stick back...(CRACK!)

JR: Oh come on now you won the match this isn't necessary!

(CRACK!) (CRACK!) (CRACK!) The crowd continues to boo however Axe seems satisfied and rolls underneath the bottom rope and up the rampway towards the back.)

JR: As if Too Bold hasn't received enough punishment this ain't right! We'll be right back!

(William Black is walking down the hallway when *SMACK* a chair collides
with the back of his head. As the view changes, Mafioso is standing over
William's crumpled body)

Mafioso: Hey listen homie. I just wanted you to know that this is strictly
business!

(Mafioso gives William a few kicks to the head before he walks away)

(Inside the Union locker room, Team Beautiful, Elektroshock, Pain, and Scotty are sitting around playing five card stud. Michael Bole walks into the room.)

Bole: Guys, if I may...

Scotty: Who asked ya ta come in hera?

Bole: I saw the door was opened and I thought...

(Pain stands up and starts to make a move towards Bole.)

Scotty: Down big man... Tazan Boy I thought ya locked it?

Tazan: Do you think I trust this crowd when it comes to cards and money?

Scotty: Good point... Well Bole, ya in hera... Ask yer questions.

Bole: Thank you Scotty. Team Beautiful, you will be teaming up with Elektroshock against Big Bubba Bossman, A.J. Stiles, and a former Union member in the form of Achu. What are your thoughts?

Tazan: Bubba...

Rey: A never was...

Tazan: A.J.

Elektroshock: Never will be...

Tazan: The former Union member Achu...

Rey: A has been...

Tazan: I think that sums it up.

Pain: Tyrone Smith.... May become short lived Hardcore champion....

Scotty: I think I got him beat on that... Remember, Madman Poffo beat me after I held the Hardcore title for a week.

Bole: Speaking of Scotty, you have Truck.

Scotty: Truck is gonna find out what a true thug can do ta a truck. I got nuthin' but bad intentions for Truck tanight.

Tazan: Where is La Pakka?

Rey: Yeah it is his turn!!!!

(The toilet flushes and La Pakka walks out.)

Scotty: Somebody light a match!!!!

Pain: Makes me wish for death.... Again.

Bole: La Pakka, you have gotten your wish. You are not facing Truck tonight.

Pakka: Fujita, you were a champion here for a long time. You have been silent but violent for a long time.

Rey: And he knows silent but violent!!!!

(Rey starts spraying air freshener.)

Pakka: Tonight, before all of these people... I will show you as a fraud. That you should have never been in the BMWF title scene at all and that I should have been a champion all along.

Bole: I think I may have to get out of here before I pass out. I don't kow what you ate but it must have been dead for a long time.

Scotty: Ya really don't wanna know at all... It almost made me sick watchin' it.

Bole: Thanks for your time.

(The scene opens in the Prime Time locker room. Tamer is standing in the
middle of the room. Tamer has his Gold Belt over his shoulder.)

Tamer: Hello, Colorado. I as you know am Tamer. I got some thing I need to
say.

(Tamer points at the camera.)

Tamer: Judge I know you’re watching. How do I know? Because I know I
*bleeped* you off. For everyone not in the know at our Live event Friday. I
attacked The Judge and gave him a taste of my title. Judge last week on
Bedlam things erupted between you and I. The simple reason being thing never
simmered down. I know you remember back a few months ago. When I came after
your then Hardcore Championship. I came so close to winning the Triple
Threat. You remember Tamer vs. The Judge vs. Hardcore Harry, Elimination ,
Hardcore Title Match. I pinned Harry one, two, three. Then you pulled the
victory out of your @$$. Then I got a rematch. The Judge vs. Tamer, Hardcore
Title, in a bWo Lumberjack match. You remember the mayhem in that don’t you?
If someone was on the roster they we’re involved in that match in some form
or another.

(Tamer shakes his head.)

Tamer: Judge I have not forgiven you nor forgot about what happened. And
last week was the proverbial breaking of the camel’s back. Guess what? Now
you get your payback. You can run but you can’t hide. You think you can be
the law, like you can just run rabid. But Judge I’m the person that’s gonna
stop you. I’m guessing you had some big plan to get back to being a
champion. Well you’ve got it. Yeah you got it. I want you in a one on one
match. Tamer vs. The Judge. And, oh yeah, I’ll put my title on the line.
Whenever , wherever. You could say the balls in your court.*wink* I’ll be
waiting for a response.

(Tamer walks over to the punching bag. Tamer swings and hits the punching
bag real hard with a right. Tamer moves to stand in front of the punching
bag as it swing behind him)

Tamer: But tonight I’ve got someone else to give some attention too. A guy
that has been running his mouth every single day since he got in to the
BMWF, Tobey Miliken. No Tobey I asked you nicely to apologize to Rachel.
Then I gave you a little taste of what comes from being an BLEEPhole. Yet you
still ran your mouth about Rachel and Prime Time. Tonight you get what
you’ve been begging for, a match against a Prime time member. Not only did I
give you that, but you’re getting a title shot. Now if that wasn’t enough
you’re getting a title shot in a match that ought to favor you. I mean your
finisher is a submission hold is it not? The Director’s Cut. You probably
think you got this one in the bag. Well I’m sorry you’re wrong. Because my
friend I do a little submission hold know as the Armbar.

(Tamer chuckles then shake his head “no”)

Tamer: No Tobey, that’s not the submission hold I expect to beat you with.
Tonight Tobey you’re gonna learn a lesson. You may think you’re a big star.
You may think you’re the next Gold Belt champion. But Tobey You’re just
another *Bleep* on the playground and tonight you’re going to get...Locked
In THE CAGE!!!

(Tamer rolls his neck and stares deeply into the camera.)

Tamer: So.

(Tamer clears his throat.)

Tamer/Crowd: PREPARE TO BE TAMED!!!

FADE

(The Phantom is walking around the back stage area. He heads into the locker room of Tobey Miliken. He is packing with him what appears to be a septic tank. He opens Tobey's locker door and pulls out a wrench and starts to work on the locker. The Phantom turns around and smiles at the camera.)

Phantom: Hello Tobey! Prime Time I want that $50,000. I think you will love this little trick. I dedicate it to Kolic.

(Phantom then leaves and places a rose on the floor.)

(A note is pinned to Lowedown's locker room door by a dagger dipped in some kind of red liquid. He reads the note and drops it and slams the door. The camera closes in and shows the note.)

"Lowedown, enjoy the stage while you can. Your curtain shall be soon falling"

JR: This is really bizzare.

King: Looks like someone is out for Lowedown.

JR: Master Z more than likely.

LILLY: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 667 pounds...
Elektroshock... Rey Bucanerro... Tazan Boy... THE UNION

("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Team Beautiful and Elektroshock make their way down to the ring. Team Beautiful stop to talk to some ladies as Elektroshock goes straight into the ring.)

Elektroshock: Bubba, Stiles, and Achu... What have you ever done here in the BMWF? Nothing.

Tazan: Achu was the muscle for the Union once but he got old... He became out dated.

Rey: Bubba is just as old but he never even came close to doing anything.

Elektroshock: Now they come into our area... A six man tag team match.

Tazan: We have been in six man, ten man tag team matches almost all our careers. SO this is nothing new to us.

Rey: But that blonde over there in row three is.....

Tazan: Let me get a better look at her!!!!

Elektroshock: After the match amigos... After the match....

LILLY: Their opponents...
From Cobb County, Georgia... weighing in at 298 pounds...
Big Bubba Bossman
His partner...
From Gainesville, GA... weighing in at 220 pounds...
"The Role Model" AJ Stiles
Their partner...
From Island of Tonga... weighing in at 390 pounds...
Achu

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Tazan Boy goes for an armdrag takedown, but AJ Stiles counters it with
spinning headscissors.
AJ Stiles executes a spiral tap on Tazan Boy.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
AJ Stiles uses a dropkick on Tazan Boy.
AJ Stiles takes Tazan Boy down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Tazan Boy hits a kick to the midsection on AJ Stiles.
Tazan Boy whips AJ Stiles into the ropes.
Tazan Boy misses with a kick.
Tazan Boy executes a hiptoss on AJ Stiles.
Tazan Boy goes for a slap, but AJ Stiles reverses it.
AJ Stiles tags out to Big Bubba Bossman.
AJ Stiles goes for a backbreaker, but Tazan Boy blocks it.
AJ Stiles rolls out of the ring.
Tazan Boy runs into the ropes.
Tazan Boy misses with a shoulderblock.
Big Bubba Bossman hits Tazan Boy with an elbow.
Big Bubba Bossman whips Tazan Boy into the ropes.
Tazan Boy hits Big Bubba Bossman with a shoulderblock.
Tazan Boy smacks Big Bubba Bossman with a devastating clothesline .
Tazan Boy takes Big Bubba Bossman down with a jumping side kick.
Tazan Boy whips Big Bubba Bossman into the ropes.
Big Bubba Bossman hits Tazan Boy with a kick.
Big Bubba Bossman gets a chokehold on Tazan Boy.
Rick Patrick warns Big Bubba Bossman to let go.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
Big Bubba Bossman throws Tazan Boy into the turnbuckle, but Tazan Boy
reverses it.
Tazan Boy charges into the corner.
Tazan Boy goes for a slap, but Big Bubba Bossman blocks it.
Big Bubba Bossman chops Tazan Boy.
Big Bubba Bossman hits Tazan Boy.
Big Bubba Bossman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Big Bubba Bossman tags out to Achu.
Achu and Big Bubba Bossman whip Tazan Boy into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tazan Boy with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Big Bubba Bossman leaves the ring.
Tazan Boy gives him a slap, but Achu doesn't budge.
Achu whips Tazan Boy into the ropes.
Achu misses with a kick.
Tazan Boy hits Achu with an elbow.
Tazan Boy gives him a forearm smash, but Achu only stares at him.
Tazan Boy punches Achu.
Tazan Boy is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tazan Boy chops Achu.
Tazan Boy tags out to Elektroshock.
Big Bubba Bossman enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Tazan Boy smacks Achu with a devastating clothesline .
Elektroshock uses a flying dropkick on Achu.
You could hear a pin drop.
Elektroshock and Tazan Boy whip Achu into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Achu with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Achu hits them with a double clothesline.
Tazan Boy leaves the ring.
Achu executes a gutwrench suplex on Elektroshock.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Achu runs into the ropes.
Elektroshock goes for a slap, but Achu blocks it.
Achu goes for a piledriver, but Elektroshock blocks it.
Elektroshock runs into the ropes.
Achu misses with a kick.
Achu misses with a clothesline.
Achu hits Elektroshock with a kick.
Achu uses a punch on Elektroshock.
Achu tags out to AJ Stiles.
Tazan Boy enters the ring, but gets cut off.
AJ Stiles and Achu whip Elektroshock into the ropes.
They hit Elektroshock with a double clothesline.
AJ Stiles and Achu whip Elektroshock into the ropes.
They hit Elektroshock with a double elbowsmash.
Achu leaves the ring.
AJ Stiles executes a legsweep on Elektroshock.
AJ Stiles goes for a German suplex, but Elektroshock counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Elektroshock uses a chop on AJ Stiles.
Elektroshock whips AJ Stiles into the ropes.
Elektroshock uses a kick to the midsection on AJ Stiles.
Elektroshock hoists AJ Stiles high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sen
ds AJ Stiles crashing hard to the mat.
Elektroshock catches AJ Stiles in a choke against the ropes.
Rick Patrick warns Elektroshock to let go.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three, four.
Elektroshock whips AJ Stiles into the ropes.
AJ Stiles almost takes Elektroshock's head off with rolling clothesline
AJ Stiles runs into the ropes.
Elektroshock executes a kick to the midsection on AJ Stiles.
Elektroshock tags out to Tazan Boy.
Tazan Boy and Elektroshock whip AJ Stiles into the ropes.
They hit AJ Stiles with a double backdrop.
Tazan Boy and Elektroshock whip AJ Stiles into the ropes.
They hit AJ Stiles with a double clothesline.
Elektroshock leaves the ring.
Tazan Boy goes for an armbar submission, but AJ Stiles blocks it.
AJ Stiles chops Tazan Boy.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing AJ Stiles.
AJ Stiles kicks Tazan Boy.
AJ Stiles tags out to Achu.
Achu and AJ Stiles hit Tazan Boy with a double chop.
Elektroshock enters the ring and lays out AJ Stiles.
Elektroshock goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Achu counters it with
a facerake.
Elektroshock rolls out of the ring.
Achu uses a punch on Tazan Boy.
Achu goes for a punch, but Tazan Boy blocks it.
Elektroshock enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
AJ Stiles enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Elektroshock gives him a dropkick, but Achu doesn't budge.
Tazan Boy goes for a crucifix, but Achu side-steps and Tazan Boy only hits air.
Elektroshock leaves the ring.
Achu goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Tazan Boy blocks it.
Tazan Boy tags out to Elektroshock.
Elektroshock and Tazan Boy whip Achu into the ropes.
They hit Achu with a double fist to the midsection.
Tazan Boy smacks Achu with a devastating clothesline .
Elektroshock goes for a backdrop suplex, but Achu ducks out of the way.
Tazan Boy leaves the ring.
Achu whips Elektroshock into the ropes.
Achu uses a bodyslam on Elektroshock.
Achu takes Elektroshock down with a punch.
Achu goes for a chokehold, but Elektroshock blocks it.
Elektroshock tags out to Rey Bucanerro.
Elektroshock almost takes Achu's head off with a clothesline
Rey Bucanerro hits Achu with a flying bodypress.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Elektroshock leaves the ring.
Rey Bucanerro hits Achu with a running powerbomb.
Rick Patrick counts: One, shoulder up.
Rey Bucanerro complains about a slow count.
Rey Bucanerro goes for a dropkick, but Achu side-steps and Rey Bucanerro
only hits air.
Achu hits Rey Bucanerro with a piledriver.
Achu uses an elbowdrop on Rey Bucanerro.
Achu hits a stomp on Rey Bucanerro.
Achu goes for a vertical suplex, but Rey Bucanerro counters it with
a small package.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, AJ Stiles doesn't make it in time... three.
You could hear a pin drop.

*DING DING*

(“The Movie Star” Tobey Milliken walks confidently into his locker room to see a pair of shapely legs resting on the desk, and a head of blonde hair spilling over the top of a high backed chair. A deep sultry voice is heard from the chair.)

Woman: Hey there movie star, looking good tonight. Why don’t you come over so I can congratulate you?

(The chair spins revealing a grinning Witherspoon in a wig, holding a tape recorder and a pair of mannequin legs. Witherspoon winks and blows Tobey a kiss, before dropping the legs to the floor revealing a tire iron, which he uses to smack Tobey onto the desk with. He lays into Tobey with the tire iron, beating against his chest neck and face. He slides the tire iron into his pants, hiding the top with his shirt, before flipping the desk over, pinning Tobey underneath it.)

Witherspoon: No hard feelings Tobey, I seriously have no problem with you. I mean come on, its 50 grand! I could buy a house and move out of the glorified hole in the ground that I got now.

(Witherspoon pats the side of Tobeys exposed face)

Witherspoon: Be a good boy now Tobey.

(Witherspoon stands and walks out)

(FADE)

>>>

(Sarah is working out in her dressing room when Aquatic comes in without
knocking.)

Aquatic: Sarah! We need to talk.

(Sarah stands up.)

Sarah: WE need to talk? Sweetie, we're not a couple anymore, remember? I
broke up with you at prom.

Aquatic: Whatever. Look, we have a Woman's Title shot tonight. This is the
opportunity to rip that title from Judge Moody's wretched grasp-

Sarah: Oh yeah... didn't she kick your @$$ to win it?

Aquatic: (twitches for a moment) Sarah.... you're trying my patience....

Sarah: Well, then don't try mine. What do you want?

Aquatic: (takes a breath) I came to...... extend an offer. I want that
Woman's Title out of Moody's hands so bad, I'm willing to work with you to
do it.

Sarah: Oh, so I see.... You want to make a deal with the she-devil?

Aquatic: Precisely.....(Aquatic extends her hand) Truce?

Sarah: Let me think about it.... Yea.... no (She spits in Aquatic's hand,
causing Aquatic to be shocked.) Understand this, you Swedish Amy Lee wanna
be. I wouldn't lower myself to working with Rachel's little make-up artist
or whatever you are.

Aquatic: RACHEL'S WHAT? How dare you-

Sarah: Right, right, right.... because you "don't like her". I mean you had
such a "traumatic childhood" because of her...

Aquatic: (twitching) STOP IT!!!

Sarah: You are a psychopath, Aqua-booty. And an ugly one at that. Now go
scurry along and see if you can get the lead part in "Girl, Interrupted
The Sequel" before I (beep) slap the "Crazy" out of you.

(Aquatic stops. She suddenly looks up at the ceiling, and then looks
directly at Sarah.)

Aquatic: Sarah.....you never threaten me. I leave now......you are obviously
not worth my time....the end will draw near for you like the others. And I
thought I had found a kinship in our hatred.....see you around.

(Aquatic leaves, shutting the door behind her. The camera pans back to
Sarah,
standing.)

Sarah: (beep)in' Nutcase.

(The camera cuts backstage to the hallway where Aquatic is shown lying on the ground, with her head down. The camera zooms out a little further and we see Judge Moody standing above her, with her gavel in hand and the BMWF Women's Championship slung over her shoulder.)

Moody: Aquatic, when will you ever learn...you're just not cut out to be a champion. The championship is set aside for the best of the best, and right now, I am that best. If you seriously think you have a shot at taking the Women's title away from me tonight, or any night, then you have another thing coming!

(Judge Moody grabs Aquatic by the hair and smashes her face into the concrete.)

Moody: I saw that little match offer you made me for Bruisermania, the First Blood one, you know? Well what makes you think you deserve a Women's title shot? Did you see Sarah Lyn decimate Rachel Pitt at No Way In last month, maybe she is more of a fit challenger for my title! Well, let's see how tonight's match plays out, then I'll decide who deserves to face me at Bruisermania.

(Judge Moody walks off, leaving Aquatic lying on the floor.)

LILLY: This contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Denver, CO...
Weighing in at 140 pounds...

Sarah Lyn

PA: For all those who thought I fell off...

I'M STILL DA BADDEST (beep)!!!

(There's a shot of pink pyro as Trina's "The baddest (beep)" hits the PA.
Sarah Lyn walks out wearing a pink version of the top of the Spiderman
costume and tight pink leather pants. She's met by a resound chorus of boos.
She enters the ring and grabs a mic)

Sarah: I really don't have much to say about the scum I must fight tonight.
I mean, if you look at my competition, it's pretty sad to say the least.
Judge Moody....... let's just call her "the walking PMS"... she lives her
life in the shadows of EVERY other tramp in this federation, because at
least they have a scrap of beauty. None are as amazingly gorgeous as myself
however.

King: YAHOO!!

(The crowd boos)

King: What do they know?! Sarah's absolutely gorgeous!

Sarah: And she also lives under the skirt of probably the oldest "Little
Boy" in the federation, the Judge. Come on now! Judge, you're a grown man,
stop playing dress up! What are you? The judge of the bath tub?! I hear you
and the walking PMS sentence the rubber ducky to 15 years for raping the
bottle of Pert Plus.

King: HA HA! This is hilarious! She's beautiful, smart, AND funny!

Sarah: And then, we have (twitches) Aq... (twitches) Aq... Aquatic..... The
BMWF's favorite Russian Mail-Ordered Bride. She cries because she's not the
number one chick of PT. She cries because she got beat by the walking PMS
for the title. She cries because Inferno's name is false advertisement.
Hell, I bet she cries when the toilet water isn't just the perfect tinge of
blue. The point is, I... the mother of beauty... am stuck in a match against
a pitbull and a nutjob! If I wanted that, I'd just stay at home with
Tyr....... I mean.....

JR: What?!

(Sarah has a look of panic on her face as she notices her slip up)

Sarah: I mean, let's start the fight! yeah!

(Sarah quickly throws the mic at Lilly)

LILLY: Her opponent...
Led to the ring by Inferno...

Fighting out of Seymour...
Weighing in at 131 pounds...

Aquatic

PA: PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN......REMIXED.....NEW LEVEL OF VIOLENCE....

(Cold's "Stupid Girl" plays over the PA system as blue mist rises from the
stage. There is an explosion of blue fireworks and Aquatic comes out with a
microphone in one hand and a skull in the other. She walks down to the ring as she
grins evily and hops
up to the apron. She throws the skull in the ring and hops the ropes.)

Aquatic: Hello, my intellectual inferiors. (crowd boos) Tonight, I finally
have a chance to regain the Woman's Title for Prime Time and more importantly,
for myself. Because honestly, I really do deserve that title. I mean, I think
you can all safely at
ibute every good thing in the Woman's Division to me. I mean, I helped drive
out every single less-than-standard female talent including Jacklyn J and
Athena Hashi out of here. I also attracted Sarah Lyn back and raised the standard
of woman's matches about 300%. If I may be so bold, I also think my prescence
can be attributed to more ticket sales and more pay-per-view buys.

King: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Crowd: YEAH RIGHT! YEAH RIGHT!

Aquatic: (twitching briefly) You know what? Insult me all you like, because I
have finally become inured to your jealous rantings. I am more focused than
ever before on doing the one thing that can bring all the happiness in my life
back to me: regaining
the Woman's title. And when I do that tonight, when I hold that title above
my head, the cacophony of boos and the jeers of the announcers won't
matter....what will matter is the one cheer inside myself. My inner demons will be
quenched, and I will be able to release......I promise you, you will....

Crowd/Aquatic: FEEL.....MY.....PAIN!

Aquatic: And one last thing. (Aquatic picks up the skull) Moody....this is
your brain. (Aquatic shatters the skull by throwing it onto the steel ramp.) And
that is your brain on Aquatic. Any questions?

Led to the ring by The Executioner...
Fighting out of Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 175 pounds...

The Women's Champion...
Judge Moody

PA: All rise for the honorable...JUDGE MOODY!

(The Judge Judy theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the ring. Judge Moody and The Executioner appear from behind the curtains and begin to make their way down to the ring. Judge Moody is wearing a long judge robe and has the BMWF Women's title around her waist. They enter the ring and Judge Moody raises the Women's title in the air as the crowd boos. She stares down Aquatic and Sarah Lyn before handing her Women's title to the ref. As the ref turns to bring the Women's title out of the ring, Judge Moody runs forward and nails Sarah Lyn with her gavel!)

King: YAAH! She fights dirty!

JR: Judge Moody takes Aquatic down with a headbutt.
Judge Moody nails Aquatic with an arm bar.
Judge Moody executes a headbutt on Aquatic.
Judge Moody nails Aquatic with a snap mare.
Judge Moody hoists Aquatic high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Aquatic crashing hard to the mat.
Judge Moody goes for a DDT, but Aquatic counters it with a small package.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Aquatic whips Judge Moody into the ropes.
Aquatic hits Judge Moody with a kick.
Aquatic hits a back elbow on Judge Moody.
Aquatic is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Aquatic stops and looks into the skylights, laughing and twitching.
Aquatic is starting to get more cheers than boos.

The three women circle each other, watching each others' moves.
Out of nowhere, Aquatic nails Sarah Lyn with a spinning heel kick.
Judge Moody attempts to nail Aquatic with a punch, but Aquatic ducks and
nails Moody with a dropkick.

JR: Excellent ring prescence by Aquatic!

(Aquatic snap suplexes Sarah Lyn, releasing on impact. Judge Moody gets back
up, but Aquatic drop toeholds Moody onto Sarah Lyn, causing the two to bash
heads.)

King: Aquatic has to keep both of the other two women down in order to even
think of capatilizing on one witha pinfall!

JR: Did you just have an insight?

Aquatic whips Judge Moody into the ropes.
Judge Moody comes off the ropes, and is flipped onto Sarah Lyn's prone body
by Aquatic.
The ref begins to count Moody atop Sarah as a pin, but Aquatic rips Moody off.

King: Aquatic almost messed up her own chances there! She has to be careful!

JR: By gosh, that's two insights in a row from you!

(Aquatic throws Moody out of the ring, and then pulls Sarah to the middle of
the ring. Aquatic runs to the other side of the ring and flips off with an
Asai moonsault on Sarah Lyn.)

JR: ASAI! ASAI! ASAI!

Aquatic goes for a half Boston crab, but Judge Moody blocks it.
Judge Moody uses an eye gouge on Aquatic.
Judge Moody goes for a DDT, but Aquatic counters it with a low blow.
Aquatic uses a snap suplex on Judge Moody.
Aquatic acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her.
Aquatic is going for the cover.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Aquatic takes Judge Moody down with a back elbow.
Aquatic takes Judge Moody down with a snap suplex.
Aquatic hits Judge Moody with spinning heel kick.
Aquatic is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Aquatic puts Judge Moody in a half Boston crab.
Sarah Lyn makes the save.
Sarah Lyn hoists Aquatic high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Aq
uatic crashing hard to the mat.
Sarah Lyn attempts to place Aquatic on the turnbuckle, but Aquatic blocks it.
Sarah Lyn uses a thumb to the eye on Aquatic.
Sarah Lyn kicks Aquatic.
Sarah Lyn is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Sarah Lyn hits Aquatic.
Aquatic kicks Sarah Lyn.
Aquatic chops Sarah Lyn.
A portion of the crowd is booing Aquatic.

Aquatic dropkicks Sarah Lyn into the corner.
Sarah runs at Aquatic, but she is belly-to-belly suplexed into Moody.
Aquatic sends Moody out of the ring with a spinning heel kick.

JR: Moody just got violently sent out of the ring!

(Aquatic hops to the top rope and hurricaranas Sarah Lyn out of the corner.
Aquatic then climbs back up to the top rope and watches Sarah.)

JR: What's Aquatic doing here?

Aquatic comes off the rope with a missle dropkick.
Aquatic quickly pulls Sarah up over her back, and executes the Ice Breaker.

JR: ICE BREAKER! THAT'S IT!

Aquatic goes for the cover.
The ref counts: 1...2..

(Suddenly, the sound of crashing glass is heard. The Stone Cold theme song blares and the crowd erupts as Stone Cold Bruiser steps through the curtain and stomps to the ring.)

JR: Why is he interrupting this women's title match?

(Bruiser jumps in the ring and does the four corner salute to the fans. He then grabs a mic and the music stops.)

BRUISER: You know, I've been sitting in the back listening to all of you fat broads yak yer heads off about hardcore matches, first blood matches and all kinds of crap! Well, frankly, I for one didn't come here to see three women beating each other to a pulp! (He turns to the crowd.) If ya came here ta see three women beat each other to a pulp, give me a "Hell, Yeah!"

BRUISER: Nah, nah, maybe you didn't understand me! I said, "If ya came here ta see three women beat each other to a pulp, give me a 'Hell, Yeah!'"

BRUISER: Just in case you ladies are hard of hearing, ya got about 20,000 fans saying, "HELL, NO!"

BRUISER: So, what I want right now is the Commissioner of the BMWF The Rock ta come down here and tell me what he's gonna do about this!!

PA: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?

(The Rock's theme plays as The Great One steps through the curtains and onto the stage. He stops on the stage and takes a big whiff of the People's cheers, then heads to the ring. Once there, he climbs into the ring. He goes to the other side of the ring, climbs to the second turnbuckle, raises his fist, then takes another whiff of the People''s cheers. He repeats this in all four corners, then grabs a mic as the music stops.)

BRUISER: So, Rock, yer the commish! What are ya gonna do about this here situation?

(Rock gives Bruiser a stern look, then tilts his head back and puts the mic up to his mouth.)

ROCK: So, Bruiser, you want to know what Commissioner The Rock is going to about these women?

ROCK: Durned..? Oh, well, whatever! The Rock says this! The Rock agrees that no one wants to see a bunch of fine looking ladies all cut up, bruised and bloodied! Heck, if they want to see that, they can turn on Survivor!

ROCK: No, no! What the People want is to see three...no...make that four fine looking women...no, no...wait! The Rock takes that back...three fine looking ladies and one ugly judge.

ROCK: The people want to see them take each other on in something exciting! Yeah, yeah! Something...titillating!

ROCK: The people don't want to see four women covered in blood! No, no! They want to see them covered in something else...maybe...mud!

JR: Calm down, King! You're too old to get this excited! You might have a heart attack!

ROCK: But, at Bruisermania 2004, it will be Judge Moody vs. Rachel Pitt vs. Aquatic vs. Sarah Lyn...in a...Whipped Cream with Chocolate Syrup Bra and Panties Hardcore Elimination match!!

(The Stone Cold theme plays again as Bruiser and Rock work the crowd.)

JR: We'll be right back!

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JR: We are going backstage with Bole!

(The camera shows Dreadnaught standing next to Michael Bole. Dreadnaught is in his “Psychotic 1”basketball jersey.)

Bole: Tonight is a big night for you Dread!

Dreadnaught: You got that right, son! This is the night I have waited almost a year for! I want everyone to think back to last Brusermania! Me and Lowe brought the house down, and then this fool, Scotty has to come in and interrupt my moment of joy! Scotty tried to end my career, and he almost did. Bruisermania will be my redemption, and this is my guarantee!

(Dreadnaught lifts his hands up and has a clipboard.)

Bole: Can I look at that?

Dreadnaught: Back off, Micky! This is an issue between me and Scotty. Plus, I don’t want your grubby hands all over my contract. Cause, after I destroy Scotty, I am gonna paint this paper with his blood! He owes me eight months of my life, and he will pay at Bruisermania, but enough about that Bole.

Bole: What are we supposed to talk about now?

Dreadnaught: What about my blockbuster match against Hardcore Harry?

Bole: Well, are you ready for your first title defense?

Dreadnaught: I am always ready to defend my straps. You remember when I was TV champ, I defended that belt against anyone who wanted a shot, and this US title is no different! Harry wants his rematch, he don’t have to wait, I will put this up tonight. And it ain’t just my kind of match, Harry wants Hardcore, he got it! He has every opportunity to take this from me tonight! But, I don’t think he has the guts or the skills, but we will see!

Bole: Well, good luck tonight Dreadnaught!

(Dreadnaught holds the clipboard up to the camera.)

JR: He certainly looks prepared for anything tonight!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Torreon, Mexico...
Weighing in at 210 pounds...

Ultimate Guerrero

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Croydon, London, England...
Weighing in at 302 pounds...

The Headhunter

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
The Headhunter whips Ultimate Guerrero into the ropes, but Ultimate Guerrero
reverses it.
Ultimate Guerrero throws The Headhunter out of the ring.
Ultimate Guerrero jumps onto him with a tope suicida.
Ultimate Guerrero smacks The Headhunter with a devastating flying clothesline .
Joe Finch counts: 1.
Ultimate Guerrero yells at the crowd.
Ultimate Guerrero has the crowd going wild.
Joe Finch counts: 2.
Ultimate Guerrero throws The Headhunter into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter runs Ultimate Guerrero into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joe Finch counts: 3.
Joe Finch counts: 4.
Joe Finch counts: 5.
Ultimate Guerrero hits The Headhunter with a spinebuster slam.
Ultimate Guerrero uses an elbowdrop on The Headhunter.
Joe Finch counts: 6.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Ultimate Guerrero.
Joe Finch counts: 7.
Joe Finch counts: 8.
The Headhunter knocks Ultimate Guerrero into the ringpost.
The Headhunter executes a jumping DDT on Ultimate Guerrero.
Joe Finch counts: 9.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter hits Ultimate Guerrero with a flying headbutt.
Joe Finch counts: 10.

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(The lights in the arena fade, blackness filling every recess. Flash flares erupt from the ring-posts. ‘Inquisition’ appears on the Bruisertron, and a deep booming voice is heard)

VOICE: When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth

(Kolic is seen exiting his locker room when Couch runs up to him)

Couch: Kolic! Can I get a few words?

Kolic: Yeah: leave me alone!

Couch: What’s your problem?

Kolic: Miliken. Tobey Miliken. He’s an annoying mosquito, a splinter that
gets under your skin and won’t get out. Tonight, I will eliminate the
problem from the BMWF and collect $50,000 for my trouble.

Couch: So you’re confident that you will win Vernon’s challenge?

Kolic: Of course I am! I wouldn’t go into that without knowing I would win!
Well, maybe for the chance to teach Miliken a lesson, but it’s such hard
work, I should be paid for it.

Couch: Your opponent tonight is White Lightning. Any thoughts?

Kolic: I think the bWo is finally recognizing the greatness of not only me,
but Prime Time as well. They’re sending their best lightweights to challenge
the Lightweight...

Couch: Excuse me, Light-Heavyweight.

Kolic: No, Lightweight. As I’ve explained before, Light-Heavyweight is
misleading. May I continue?

Couch: Go ahead.

Kolic: As I was saying...they’re sending their lightweights to challenge the
champion, to see if he deserves the title, which I do. The only reason I
lost to Judge is because of Miliken’s...disgrace...of MY belt. It will be
different with White Lightning.

Couch: Speaking of Miliken, he said he had a big surprise for Prime Time,
what do you think it is?

Kolic: That he’s quitting and going back to his Hollywood C-List? I sure
hope so, one less annoyance in the BMWF.

Couch: I don’t think he’s leaving anytime soon.

Kolic: Yeah, people like that never seem to learn from past mistakes. I have
a feeling I’ll be beating him senseless for months to come. Is that it, or
do you want to keep me from my preparations?

Couch: Preparations?

Kolic: For the spectacular pain-fest I will inflict on Miliken later. Don’t
ask me anything about it, I want it to be a surprise to
everyone...especially Miliken.

(Kolic walks past Couch and down a hallway)

JR: What could Kolic possibly have in store for Tobey later tonight?

King: If he wants to collect the $50,000, it could be anything!

JR: We’ll be right back!