BMWF Bedlam Part III

Date : 5/10/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Marine Midland Arena Buffalo New York

(The scene switches to show Shane in his locker room before his match.)

Shane: So tonight it's me against a convicted criminal. Ok I can deal. I'm
just as dnagerous. But in a different way. I have the brains to win this
match, and the brawn. While all Ash has, is nothing. Well then again he has
proven himself time and time again in the ring. He even beat Lowedown for
the Hardcore title.

(Shane stands up from lacing up his boots. He straightens his clothes and
puts on his sunglasses.)

Shane: He's been Hardcore champion, a Tag champion, Intercontinental
champion. It's not like he's not familiar with gold. But neither am I. I've
held the tag team titles. The Goldbelt title and the T.V. which I have right
now.

(Shane heads towards the door.)

Shane: So what does this mean, It means Ash and I are both headed for
beating tonight.

(Shane opens the door and walks out as the camera fades.)

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LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From San Quentin Correctional Facility...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Ash

PA:  CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES…THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

(“Last Resort” by Papa Roach blares out over the PA as the crowd gets to its feet awaiting the entrance of Ash.  Ash emerges from the back wearing a black “Outlaw” shirt.  He stops at the top and is bathed in a burst of pyro.  Ash caters to the fans as he makes his way to the ringside.  He rolls into the ring and signals for a mic.)

Ash:  Asylum.. Oh that’s right.  To me you are Asylum, not this Shane Perish you’ve created to comfort yourself.  See I know all about inner demons Asylum, I know what it’s like to have a past you want to escape, I know what it’s like to want to be more than what you were and to move on with you life.  But I also know, that you can’t escape the creature that lives inside you.

(Ash pauses then resumes speaking.)

Ash:  Asylum, I understand what it is to be impregnated with a little bit of insanity and evil.  To have that seed grow and fester inside you like a sickening vermin.  I know that it’s like to inflict horrors upon yourself and others, and most importantly I know what it’s like to be locked up and put away by society for those horrors.  You see, the two of us aren’t so different Asylum, except I wasn’t found crazy that’s all.  I knew what I was doing, and enjoyed it.  You.. claiming you weren’t aware of what you were doing, that you were “insane”.  It’s a cowards excuse Asylum, a cop out to excuse your inhumanity.  Me, I embraced it.  Pity we are on opposites sides tonight and in all this Asylum, because we’re so similar we might have been friends.  But I have a feeling after I beat you for that precious gold around your waist you aren’t going to want to be so friendly.

(Ash laughs to himself.)

Ash:  So Asylum… Come on down and bring my title with you.  I can’t promise you what I’m going to do to you Asylum, but I can promise you I’m going to enjoy it.

(Ash tosses the mic and prepares for Shane’s Arrival.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Los Angeles...
Weighing in at 267 pounds...

The BMWF TV Champion...
Shane "Sy" Perish

(The lights in the arena go out. Suddenly a blinding flash goes off with a
thunderous boom.)

PA: It's your time to Perish!!!

("Superstar 2" by Saliva hits the PA system and Blue laser lights go over
the crowd accompained by flashing gold lights. Shane swaggers out from
behind the curtain followed by Jacklyn J.. Shane has his T.V. title draped
over his left shoulder. The crowd's boo's are deafening. Shane and Jacklyn
walk down the ramp slowly as Shane starts bad mouthing fans along the
entrance way. Shane and Jacklyn reach the ring and Jacklyn holds the middle
rope down and Shane steps thru.)

King: There's our beloved T.V. Champion.

J.R.: Tonight Shane defedns his title against none other than the BMWF's
Ash.

King: I agree with Shane and jacklyn about shane being the best T.V.
champion we've ever had but I don't know if he can beat Ash tonight.

J.R.: Well all I can say is this will be a slobberknocker here tonight.

(Shane hands his title off the ref and waits for Ash.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

Ash and Shane Perish lock up and Shane forces Ash backwards into the corner. Shane nails Ash with a kick to the stomach that drops him into the corner. Shane takes a step back then running forward drives a knee into the face of Ash. Shane stomps away at Ash in the corner till the ref pulls him off with a warning.

Shane Perish hits a backbreaker on Ash.
Shane Perish smacks Ash with a devastating clothesline .
Shane Perish beats on his chest.
Some fans are starting to leave.
Shane Perish smacks Ash with a devastating clothesline .
Shane Perish nails Ash with a superkick.
Shane Perish beats on his chest.
Some fans are starting to leave.
Shane Perish whips Ash into the ropes.
Ash almost takes Shane Perish's head off with a lariat
Ash hits a roundhouse right on Shane Perish.
Ash is going for the cover.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Ash executes an elbowsmash on Shane Perish.
Ash hits Shane Perish with an elbowsmash.
Ash hits a facerake on Shane Perish.
Ash catches Shane Perish in a chokehold.
Bart Farinus warns Ash to let go.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
Ash goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Shane Perish blocks it.
Shane Perish uses a brainbuster on Ash.
The crowd is going "We want Bart Farinus !".
Shane Perish hits a piledriver on Ash.
Shane Perish is met with a "Just go home" chant.
Shane Perish hits Ash with a superkick.
Shane Perish executes a piledriver on Ash.
Shane Perish covers Ash.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.

Ash whips Shane into the ropes and waits in the middle of the ring. As Shane returns Ash nails him with a standing side kick that sends Shane to the ground. Ash quickly pounces on Shane and locks in a chokehold submission. The ref continues to check Shane but Ash releases the hold before he submits.

Ash goes for a roundhouse right, but Shane Perish blocks it.
Shane Perish nails Ash with a spinebuster.
Shane Perish whips Ash into the ropes.
Shane Perish takes Ash down with a sidewalk slam.
Shane Perish whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it.
Shane Perish hits Ash with a kick.

(Shane hits Ash with a boot to the stomach that sends Ash stumbling backwards into the ropes clutching his midsection. As Ash looks up he’s hit is a vicious clothesline that sends him backwards over the top rope.)

JR: A vicious clothesline by Shane Perish sends Ash over the top rope.

King: Look at that idiot!

JR: Ash lands on his feet! What an rare display of agility from the former world champion.

King: He’s a agile as a box of rocks JR, and as smart too.

(Ash hits the ground on both feet and reaches into the ring and grabbing Shane by the feet pulls him out of the ring.)

JR: Ash just dragged Shane from the ring. Shane needs to be on the lookout, Ash can be very dangerous outside the ring.

King: We’ve seen him wrestle JR, he’s just as dangerous inside the ring. I mean if you’re driving and watching the show you could fall asleep at the wheel. HA!

JR: The ref is making the 10 count while Ash and Shane battle it out outside the ring.

Ref: 1

(Ash nails the downed Shane with several kicks to the head. Shane manages to block several of them and counters with a kick to Ash’s leg that knocks him backwards long enough for Shane to roll to his feet.)

Ref: 2

(Shane charges Ash and hits him with a spear. Ash barely manages to partially counter it into a DDT. The two stars crash into the ring steps and are down.)

Ref: 3

JR: Both superstars may be hurt. Shane went for the spear but Ash managed to pull him backwards as both of them went crashing into those steel ring steps.

King: Maybe it knocked some sense into them, but I doubt it.

JR: The ref is looking over the ropes. JACKLYN J IS ENTERING THE RING WITH A CHAIR, WHAT IS SHE DOING?

King: Maybe she wants a better seat.

*CRACK*

JR: JACKLYN J JUST LAID OUT THE REF WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!

King: Maybe she wanted him to have a better seat, ha ha!

JR: That's going to cost her some money!

(Jaclyn J rolls out of the ring with the steel chair and helps revive Shane and help him to his feet. As the groggy Shane shakes off the cobwebs he notices the downed ref and the dazed Ash. He pulls Ash up and tells Jacklyn J to hold him up for a chair shot.)

JR: THIS IS DISPICABLE! Shane Perish is having Jacklyn J hold Ash up for a chair shot.

King: Finally something interesting.

(Shane winds up and swings the chair…)

*CRACK*

JR: ASH DUCKED! SHANE PERISH JUST DECIMATED HIS VALET WITH THAT CHAIR SHOT.

King: HA HA HA!

(Shane drops the chair and goes to the aid of Jacklyn J. Ash shakes off the cobwebs and picks up the steel chair. Shane looks up from Jacklyn’s side just in time to see a steel chair slam into his face.)

*CRACK*

JR: ASH JUST LAID OUT SHANE PERISH! Shane was attending to his valet with Ash brutally attacked him with that steel chair.

King: I guess he wanted to show Shane how to do it right.

(Ash drops the chair and pulls Shane Perish to his feet. Ash pulls Shane backwards and into a reverse DDT position. He drags a thumb across this throat signaling the Lethal Injection.)

JR: Ash signals for it! LETHAL INJECTION! A Lethal Injection onto that steel chair. This is a disgusting show of illegality from Ash using the ref’s condition to his advantage.

King: I know! I love it!

(Ash rolls the unconscious Shane Perish into the ring and drags the ref, who is regaining his senses, over to make the count.)

Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.

*DING DING*

JR: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! ASH IS THE NEW TV TITLE CHAMPION!

King: NOT AGAIN!

JR: Ash hasn’t been back active for a full week and he’s already wearing gold King, I cannot believe it. He completely took advantage of Shane’s concern for his valet and the ref’s condition. This is unfair to Shane Perish, and when he comes to his senses I cannot imagine he’ll be happy.

King: Shane and Jacklyn J started it JR. Ash just finished it!

JR: Regardless of who started it King, it’s unnecessary. The EMT’s are coming down to attend to Jacklyn J.

(Ash rolls Shane Perish out of the ring and he falls by his valet. Ash is given the title by the still groggy ref and his hand is raised in victory. Ash raises the title above his head then rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp. The EMTs are attending to Jacklyn J as Shane regains he senses and realizes what has happened. Shane nails one of the EMT’s and grabs Jacklyn. Shane carries Jacklyn out up the ramp as the camera fades.)

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(Master Z is getting ready for his match. He is looking in the mirror when he see's the reflection of a man who's face is all bandaged up. Master Z turns around and then the lights go out. You can hear a struggle taking place. Lot's of loud thumps and punches can be heard. When the lights come back on the man is laying on the ground in a pool of his own blood as the entire Brotherhood stand over him.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of Chicago, IL...
Weighing in at 190 pounds...

"Mr. Persistence" Tai Hashi

PA: LIGHT'S OUT / GUERILLA RADIO / TURN THAT *bleep* UP!

 ("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine blasts through the PA system, the crowd go wild as "The Rock Star" or "Mr. Persistence" Tai Hashi walks out through the curtains. Wearing a black Linkin Park t-shirt and baggy, green cargo pants, Tai Hashi walks down the ramp giving hi-fives to the fans. He looks up at the ring when he reaches the bottom of the ramp. He slides inside and rolls, he flips up and jumps onto the turnbuckle. Tai hypes up the fans and does a backflip back off, Lilly gives him the microphone.)

Tai Hashi: "Master Z, as you can see I'm not scared of ya', I'm not scared of you or your playmates you call The Brotherhood. I'm gonna be a man and step up to the plate, I ain't backing down and also, keep one thing in mind. "Mr. Persistence" is not a gimmick, it is a strategy. DIG THAT!

 (Tai hands the microphone back to Lilly and begins pulling against the ropes to stretch.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 288 pounds...

"The Master and Ruler of the World" Master Z

("VIctory" blasted throughout the arena. Many white spotlights searched the crowds before coming to a hault at the top of the entrance ramp. Master Z stepped out from behind the curtain into the spotlights. Explosions are heard before gold and silver glitter fall from the rafters.)

JR: Master Z is just standing there soaking in the boos from the audience!

(Master Z flexes for a while, still unmoving from his position at the top of the ramp. He then takes a few short steps down to the fans where he points at a "Brotherhood 4 Ever" sign. Master Z pulls off his Brotherhood shirt and continues to make his way down to the ring.)

JR: Master Z looks rather focused tonight, not like his match on Live.

KING: Leading such a talented group like The Brotherhood is very stressful, JR! Master Z is only human!

(Master Z gives Tai Hashi an evil stare as he crosses the ring. Z asks for a microphone.)

Master Z: I have walked down to this very ring hundreds of times... quite possibly four hundred, quite possibly more! Each and every week, many times twice a week, I come out here and I give my next opponent something to fear. I brutalize my opponents!

KING: That's no understatement, JR!

Master Z: I've covered myself in so many wresters' blood that I've lost count! From the day I put The Madman Randy Poffo on his back for the three count to the day I put V in the hospital. As a matter of fact, I put the entire Black Sun out of commission!

KING: It's no lie, Master Z whooped every member!

Master Z: Someone please explain to me what is going on lately! I'm not sure if everyone has grown stupid or if they just have a complete and total disregard for their own lives! I have been increasingly shown disrespect each week I come out here. Whether it be dumb rookies who try to drag me up to a roof top or it be self proclaimed "thugs" who try and steal my spotlight, Master Z is being used for his star power!

JR: Star power?

KING: You heard the man... his star power!

Master Z: Enough is enough! I'm not going to come out here and wrestle my matches knowing that there's a 90 percent chance some monkey-*BLEEP* is going to come out here and try to make a name for themself at my expense!

KING: You tell 'em Z!

Master Z: Tonight I announce the new rule! I'm calling it "Brotherhood Rules."

JR: Brotherhood Rules? What is that?

KING: Listen and find out!

Master Z: That's right, Brotherhood Rules go into effect right now! Each and every time a Brotherhood Member is in the arena from now on, their back will be watched from every angle! Everywhere a Brotherhood member goes the rest of The Brotherhood will be within eye's view! Tonight, I announce this... If any of you idiots in the back want to come out here and try to one-up Master Z please try! I ask that you think about one thing before you begin... think what it's going to feel like when the rest of my Brothers are on top of you within a split second!

COME OUT HERE BOYS!

JR: WHat? He cant' do this!

(The camera pans over to the curtain where the rest of The Brotherhood are making their way down to the ring. Scotty Scott, Ignition, Harry and Pain all walk down to the ring holding steel chairs. They open them up and have a seat at ringside.)

JR: Master Z can't have his entire stable out here during his match!

KING: You heard him, JR! He's sick and tired of everyone who is anyone coming out here and trying to make a name for themselves! He's tired of everyone trying to one-up him and his brothers! It's the Brotherhood Rule that they will watch eachother's back 24/7!

Master Z: Dreadnaught come out and attack me! I dare you! Same goes to you Lowedown! I invite anyone to come out here and try to make a fool out of me with my boys here!

(Suddely, Master Z spins around and catches Tai Hashi with a vicious clothesline. The bell rings.)

*DING* *DING* *DING*

JR: Ouch! It's obvious that Master Z is in no mood to play tonight! He almost took off Tai's head with that clothesline!

(The Brotherhood claps and cheers from their chairs on the outside of the ring.)

JR: Master Z lifts up Tai by his hair and throws him out of the ring.

Master Z flexes for the crowd!

JR: Tai Hashi bounces off the rope, he comes back with a missile dropkick to the chest of Master Z but he only takes a few steps backwards. Tai bounces against the ropes again, a low dropkick to the knee of Z, he falls to his knees. Now, Tai runs to the ropes behind Master Z, and hits a roundhouse kick to the back of Master Z's head that echoes through the arena. Master Z falls to the floor clutching his head.

King: I think Master Z is out cold!

JR: Tai Hashi begins stomping repeatedly on Master Z's skull like a madman. The referee pushes him away, Tai quickly gets to the top rope. Master Z slowly gets up to one knee, he's looking down at the canvas trying to gain focus back. Tai does a forward flip into a leg drop onto the back of Master Z's neck.

A small "Tai Hashi" chant is being started.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.

JR: Master Z places Tai Hashi's head between his knees and lifts him high in the air

*CRUNCH*

JR: Master Z slams the body of Tai back into the mat. His head collides first, then the rest of his body folded up in a sickening fashion!

(Master Z leg drops Tai then continues to strut around the ring drawing a few fans to throw garbage at him.)

JR: Master Z puts Tai in a headlock

Master Z begins to punch Tai in the face with blatant fists

The referee counts but he refuses to let go of the headlock!

(Master Z throws Tai Hashi to the outside of the ring once again. Z begins to argue with the referee while The Brotherhood stomps Z's opponent on the outside.)

JR: This isn't right! The Brotherhood should be barred from ringside!

KING: Hey JR, it's only fair! Everyone else shows up at ringside during their matches!

JR: Scotty Scott rolls Tai Hashi back into the ring under the bottom rope. Master Z goes back to work on his opponent.

(Master Z puts Tai Hashi in a bear hug. As he squeezes the life out of him he rams Tai into the turnbuckles for good measure.)

JR: Tai is limp! It looks as if Master Z is going to win this match by KO!

(The referee tries to lift Tai's arm but Z drops Tai to the ground telling the ref to back off.)

JR: Master Z doesn't look done! He wants to make an example out of Tai!

(Master Z lifts Tai to his feet and climbs up to the second rope.)

*CRUNCH*

JR: Master Z executed an Atomic Driver on Tai Hashi! But wait, what is he doing!

(Master Z leans against the ropes and yells towards the entrance way!)

Master Z: C'mon! Where are you sissies now! Come out here and attack me! Come out here and attack The Brotherhood!

JR: Master Z is lifting Tai up to his feet again! Why doesn't the man make the pin already!

(Master Z lifts Tai Hashi to the top rope once again and executes the Atomic Driver! Master Z goes for the pin.)

ONE... TWO... THREE...

*DING* *DING* *DING*

JR: The rest of The Brotherhood just rushed the ring and they're stomping away at the fallen Tai Hashi! Master Z stands at the enge of the ring daring someone to attack! Get security out here! Master Z has declared war on the rest of the BMWF!

King: I love it!!!!!

Scotty nails Tai with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Ignition nails Tai with the Exhaustion.

Hardcore Harry brings a chair into the ring.

Team Beautiful nail Tai with the Mexican Standoff.

JR: Team Beautiful are holding up Tai.

King: This is going to be great... I can feel it already.

****SMASH****

JR: Harry just about caved Tai's head in with that chairshot!!!!

King: Look JR!!!! Pain has a table!!!! We have not seen this in a long time!!!!

JR: I just hope that they are not going to do.....

(Pain raises his arms and drops them as the table starts to burn.)

King: Pain is getting creepy now. At least with Pain around, the Brotherhood can save money on gasoline and lighter fluid!

JR: Scotty has Tai now.....

****CRASH****

King: Tai went through the flaming tables!!!!!

JR: Master Z is demanding that Team Beautiful hold Tai up.

King: Oh I know he has something up his sleeve.

JR: His trunks to be exact. Master Z has pulled out a pair of brass knuckles!!!!!!

****SMASH****

JR: Master Z just hit Tai Haishi in the face as hard as he could!!!!

King: Tai is just like a limp dish rag!!!!!

JR: That d@mned Brotherhood.... They are laughing at what they have done to poor Tai.

King: He asked for it.

JR: Pain has Tai up!

KING: He's borrowing Z's knux!!

JR: GOOD HEAVENS! CORONARY WITH BRASS KNUCKS ON TAI! He could be dead! Z has the knux and is pounding away on the head of the prone Tai Hashi!

KING: YAHH! Tai's blood just splattered on my crown!

JR: We'll be right back after the Prime Time show!

KING: YAHHH! Not again! I wish somebody would vote those morons off the island!

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(The BruiserTron lights up, revealing a computerized
representation of the solar system. The shot starts
to zoom in, traveling past Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and
all the other planets as it homes in on Earth. We
break through the atmosphere, clouds parting, as the
focus sets on the continent of North America. We pull
in closer, as a glowing outline surrounds North
America. Closer still, and the state of California is
highlighted. Closer and closer...southern California.
Faster and faster we zoom in until, in a rush of
colour and light, we find ourselves landing right in
front of the Prime Time Mansion! Cue the music!
"Prime Time" by Promoe begins to play, but it is a
peppier, bouncier, swinging version, baby! Cut to
face shots of all the members of Prime Time, with
appropriate captions to designate their names.
Everyone is giving goofy, sitcom smiles to the camera
as the music plays.
Starring...Tamer...Kolic and Kate as herself.
The Headhunter stands with his arms folded, scowling at the camera.
Starring…..in his first appearance…..The Headhunter!
The credits wrap up; telling us this is "A Prime Time Production.")

(The scene opens with The Headhunter walking up the steps outside the Prime
Time Mansion. He is carrying a large gym bag.)

HEADHUNTER: Hm, nice place. I’m gonna like it here.

(He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a key. He unlocks the door and
pushes it open.)

HEADHUNTER: Wow, very nice place.

(He moves over and climbs the large staircase. When he reaches the top he
turns to the right.)

HEADHUNTER: I think I’ll take this room.

(He opens the door and moves inside. The room is barren but on the wall is a
large poster of Levon Jones. The Headhunter sees this and laughs.)

HEADHUNTER: So this was Truck’s room. Ha. Well it’s mine now.

(The Headhunter moves across the room and opens the balcony doors. He moves
over and rips the poster off the wall, screwing it up into a ball. He moves
over to a large closet and opens the door. Inside is a stack of boxes with
labels attached. They read “CLOTHES”, “WRESTLING GEAR”, “CDS” etc.)
HEADHUNTER: So Truck didn’t take all his stuff after all. Well, I guess I’ve
gotta get rid of them.

(He drags the top box from off the stack and moves over to the balcony. With
a might throw, he launches the box into the centre of the back garden. The
scene moves to outside the Prime Time Mansion. The box has landed on the
grass, sending the clothes sprawling out of the top. More items fly through
the window, and a pile begins to grow. Suddenly Kolic appears next to the
growing pile. The Headhunter returns to the balcony and throws a large TV
set over the edge. Kolic has to jump back to avoid being hit.)

KOLIC: Hey! Watch what you are doing! Whose are these things?

HEADHUNTER: It seems like Truck didn’t take all his gear, so I’m emptying
his closet. This is my room now!

KOLIC: I think it’s Levon Jones now. And that TV was his pride and joy.

HEADHUNTER: Well, maybe his buddies in the Urban Legends can steal him a new
one. I don’t have the room to store a jackBLEEP’s possessions.

(The Headhunter reaches into his bag and pulls out a beer bottle. He rips
the sleeve from one of Truck’s shirts and stuffs the fabric into the bottle,
leaving a small section sticking out of the top.)

KOLIC: What are you doing?

HEADHUNTER: Well, I thought we could have a bonfire to celebrate me moving
in.

(He pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid and pours it onto the fabric. Then
he takes out a cigarette lighter, sparks the flame and lights the fabric. A
large flame shoots up instantly.)

HEADHUNTER: I’d step back a bit Kolic my friend, because this is going to be
a hell of a fire!

(The Headhunter throws the flaming bottle down into the center of Levon
Jones’ belongings. The fire is small at first but spreads quickly over the
highly flammable fabrics that make up Jones’ shirts. Kolic is forced back as
the heat intensifies.)

KOLIC: I’m not sure if this is legal.

HEADHUNTER: Lighten up mate. We’re here to party. You got any beers?

KOLIC: I think there’s some in the fridge.

HEADHUNTER: Then go get ‘em. And find Tamer, Kate and Clancy, let’s get this
party started!

(Kolic shakes his head as he heads inside the mansion. The Headhunter stands
on the balcony, laughing as we fade.  The scene opens showing Tamer at the
door talking to a Fire Marshall.)

Tamer: I promise. It will never happen again.


(Tamer waves and closes the door. Tamer turns and shakes his head.)

Tamer: So chapter two has started. Already we’ve been jumped and then we
almost burned the house down. Fun stuff.

(Tamer rolls his eyes.)

Tamer: It’s okay though. I know everything going to be fine. I know that
we’re off to a good start. The Urban Legends will get what they deserve. I’m
starting to get a good feeling about the new era of Prime Time. I’ll admit,
I still have reservations. But I did what I had to do.  Now we’ll just see
where the road takes us.

(Tamer shuts his eyes as he hears something crash and break.)

Tamer: Clancy, where are you.....

(Tamer walks towards the direction of the crash)

FADE

(Camera cuts to back stage where a guy in blue jeans and a Led Zeppelin
t-shirt is watching a TV monitor. As soon as the scene fades in, he looks
at the camera, then back at the monitor.)

"Led-Head": Hell yeah! That's what I've been waiting to see for too long.
My face on BMWF television.

(He turns to face the camera as the image zooms in for a close-up.)

"Led-Head": In case any of you are wondering just who I am, let me show
you.

(He reaches inside a black bag sitting next to him and pulls out a pair
of blue tights. He holds them up to the camera so the word "ROGUE" can be
seen. He puts the tights back up and looks at the camera.)

Rogue: Yep. That's me: Rogue Morello. The newest addition to the BMWF. In
case you haven't heard about me, don't worry. You'll know soon enough. As
soon as I get a chance to step into that ring, I'll answer all your
questions. When you see me wrestle, you'll know that there's only one
thing on my mind, and that's being the best in the BMWF. But, as they
say, to be the best, you've gotta beat the best. So, right now, I guess
I'm nobody since I've beaten nobody. But don't expect things to stay that
way for long. I can't wait to face my first opponent, so I can leave him
Dazed and Confused.

(Rogue leans back and folds his hands behind his head.)

Rogue: But, in the meantime, I've just gotta comment on what I've seen so
far here. Only one word comes to mind: fantastic. The matches are great,
the personalities are great, and the entire organization is run smoothly.
Never before have I seen a wrestling federation like this one. But, you
know what, with me here, it just got that much better.

(Rogue leans forward, puts his elbows on his knees, and looks at the
ground for a moment or two. Slowly, he looks up at the camera, his eyes
the picture of pure focus.)

Rogue: Believe me when I tell you, my fellow wrestlers, that I will not
rest easy until I have BMWF gold around my waist in one form or another.
I realize that we've got some pretty good champions right now, and I'm
gonna have to prove myself before I get a shot at the titles, but I'll
never take my eyes off the prize.

(Rogue stands and looks close into the camera.)

Rogue: BMWF, get ready for Rogue Morello, because I'm out to prove that
I'm simply the best wrestler you'll ever see.

(Rogue grabs his black bag and walks away as the scene fades.)

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LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Tucson, AZ...
Weighing in at 263 pounds...

The BMWF Intercontinental Champion... the BMWF All-American Champion...
Tamer

(The lights dim. The sound of a whip cracking thunders throughout the arena.
“Step Up” By Drowning Pool hits the PA system.)

PA: One Two Three Go!

( A huge explosion of fire shoots up across the stage leaving a huge cloud
of smoke. Red and Blue lights begins to strobe. Tamer runs out onto the
stage. Tamer has his All-American title over one should and the
Intercontinental title over the other.  Tamer waves his arms for the crowd
to get up. Tamer rolls his neck. Tamer runs down the ramp slapping the fans
hands. Tamer slide in the ring and hops up , Tamer takes his titles and
raises them in the air as water shoots from the turnbuckles.. Tamer rest
them on his shoulders and pounds on his chest then  points to the crowd..
Tamer hands his belts to the ref. And goes to stand in one corner.)


LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Memphis, TN...
Weighing in at 213 pounds...

White Lightning

Match Entrance

(The Entire Arena goes black and Lightning Bolts Symbols flash all over the crowd. Suddenly, "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera begins to blare all over the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage with a spotlight on him. He has a shiny blue rope on. On the back of the robe, it reads, "The New Legend". Walking out behind him is Big Kev Nash wearing a full black suit.)

JR: We just about ready for our All-American Title Match!

(White Lightning continues to walk down the ramp before entering the ring. White Lightning enters the ring and walks to the middle where he removes his robe and tosses it to the outside of the ring. The Lights come back on as White Lightning is standing in the ring awaiting the start of the match.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
White Lightning hits a German suplex on Tamer.
The crowd is booing White Lightning.
White Lightning takes Tamer down with a moonsault.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
White Lightning takes Tamer down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
White Lightning complains about a slow count.
Tamer hits an inside cradle on White Lightning.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Tamer with a belly-to-belly suplex.
White Lightning hits Tamer with a belly-to-belly suplex.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
White Lightning and Tamer get hit with a double clothesline.
White Lightning goes for a Russian legsweep, but Tamer counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Tamer hits White Lightning with a T-Bone Suplex.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Tamer misses with a kick.
Tamer goes for an Asai moonsault, but White Lightning side-steps and Tamer
only hits air.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Tamer with a kick.
White Lightning executes a Russian legsweep on Tamer.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Tamer with an elbow.
White Lightning executes a German suplex on Tamer.
The crowd is booing White Lightning.
White Lightning goes for a moonsault, but Tamer gets his knees up.
Tamer uses an Asai moonsault on White Lightning.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tamer dances the Robot.
The crowd is cheering on Tamer.
Tamer throws White Lightning out of the ring.
Tamer goes outside.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
White Lightning whips Tamer into the guardrail.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
White Lightning goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Tamer counters it with
a DDT.
Tamer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
Tamer throws White Lightning into the guardrail.
Earl Hepner counts: 3.
Tamer whips White Lightning into the guardrail.
Tamer throws White Lightning back into the ring.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Tamer with a kick.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

JR: White Lightning has the upper hand here

White Lightning connects with a snap suplex on Tamer
White Lightning stomps on Tamer for a moment before lifting him back up
White Lightning connects with a Double-Arm DDT on Tamer
White Lightning makes the cover

Ref Counts: 1…2…kickout!

JR: Oh, the was a close one

White Lightning picks up Tamer once again
Tamer immediately kicks White Lightning in the stomach
Tamer bodyslams White Lightning
Tamer connects with a Suplex on White Lightning
Tamer awaits White Lightning to get to his feet
Tamer runs at White Lightning with a clothesline
White Lightning moves out of the way
Tamer runs into the turnbuckle
White Lightning grabs Tamer and pulls him into the center of the ring
White Lightning kicks Tamer in the gut
White Lightning connects with the Flash

JR: Oh my! White Lightning hit the Flash!

White Lightning climbs to the top turnbuckle
White Lightning jumps off connecting with a Leg Drop
White Lightning makes the cover

Ref Counts: 1…2…kickout

JR: White Lightning looks angry now at that count! He thought it was slow!

Tamer makes it to his feet
White Lightning walks over to him
Tamer nails White Lightning with a right hook
Tamer nails White Lightning with another
That one sends White Lightning reeling back
Tamer runs at White Lightning and connects with a clothesline
Tamer climbs to the top turnbuckle
White Lightning jumps to his feet
White Lightning punches Tamer in the gut
White Lightning climbs up onto the turnbuckle as well

JR: What is he thinking?

White Lightning grabs Tamer by the head
White Lightning jumps off connecting with the Flash
White Lightning pulls Tamer into the center of the ring and makes the cover
White Lightning goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
White Lightning is being booed out of the building.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is White Lightning!

JR: White Lightning has done it! He is the new All-American Champion. We'll be right back!

LILLY: This contest is a Hardcore title match


Introducing first...
Hailing from Chicago, IL...
Weighing in at 250 pounds...

The BMWF Hardcore Champion...
Bob "Box" Bartlestein

(The Bruisertron blanks out to be replaced by a green screen that reads, “The Following Match Has Not Been Screened For Content, View At Your Own Risk.”)

(“Hellraiser” by Motorhead thunders loudly over the arena speakers as the Bruisertron switches over to a scene of the City Of Chicago. After a few moments, Bob “Box” Bartelstein emerges from behind the curtain and steps out onto the ramp. Box is dressed in a dark polo shirt, blue jeans, and Sketcher boots. He is carrying a black aluminum baseball bat via a holster on his back.)

PA: I’m living on an endless road

Around the world for rock and roll

Sometimes it feels so tough

But I still ain’t had enough


(Box walks over to each side of the ramp firing up the crowd.)


Crowd: TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!!

(Box continues his walk down the ramp as his anthem blisters the eardrums of those in attendance.)

PA: I keep saying that it’s getting too much

But I know I’m a liar

Feeling all right in the noise and the light

But that’s what lights my fire

(Box steps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckle to face the camera-side of the crowd. He raises his bat out of its holster to acknowledge the fans.)

Crowd: TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!!



PA: Hellraiser, in the thunder and heat

Hellraiser, rock you back in your seat

Hellraiser, and I’ll make it come true

Hellraiser, I’ll put a spell on you

(Box enters the ring between the second and top ropes and waits for the match to begin.)


LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Croydon, London, England...
Weighing in at 302 pounds...

The Headhunter

(Suddenly the lights in the arena fade to black. A heartbeat sounds across
the PA, and as each beat sounds, a flash of light appears on the
Bruisertron. Suddenly a cross haired target appears in the centre of the
ring. The target moves slowly from the ring, up the ramp and onto the stage,
where it stops. The heartbeat over the PA stops for a moment and there is
silence. A pyro rocket shoots from the lighting rig, into the centre of the
target on the stage. Pyro fire erupts along the front of the stage.)

PA: THIS IS FIGHT MUSIC!!!!

("Fight Music" by D12 blasts across the PA. The Headhunter appears in the
entranceway, the hood on his top covering his head. He stands and looks over
the crowd for a moment, before passing through the pyro fire and walking to
the ring.)

(The Headhunter slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He stands and
looks around the crowd. He gives the traditional cut throat signal and the
fire on the stage dies and the music fades out. After a few seconds the
light comes up as The Headhunter removes his hood.)

*DING DING*

JR: The referee calls for the bell and we are underway in this match for the
Hardcore Title
The Headhunter charges at Box
Box executes an arm drag on The Headhunter
The Headhunter pops up
Box executes a drop toe hold on The Headhunter
The Headhunter stands quickly
Box snaps a side headlock on The Headhunter
The Headhunter pushes into the ropes
Box bounces off the ropes
The Headhunter stands firm
Box crashes to the mat
Box stands
The two stare across the ring at each other

KING: Look at the hatred JR!

JR: This is a very technical start to a Hardcore match
Box throws a right hand at The Headhunter
The Headhunter blocks the shot
The Headhunter chops across the chest of Box
Box stumbles back
The Headhunter whips Box into the corner
Box crashes into the corner
The Headhunter charges at Box
The Headhunter splashes Box into the corner
Box stumbles out of the corner
The Headhunter executes a bulldog onto Box
Box’s face smashes into the mat

**LATER IN THE MATCH**

JR: The Headhunter raises Box up
The Headhunter locks a Bearhug onto Box
Box writhes in pain
The Headhunter squeezes harder
Box starts to fade after ten seconds
The Headhunter shakes Box around
Box fades more
The referee checks the arm of Box
The referee raises Box’s arm
Box’s arm drop to his side

CROWD: ONE!

JR: The referee raises Box’s arm a second time
Box’s arm drops to his side once more

CROWD: TWO!

KING: One more time and this is over JR!

JR: The referee raises Box’s arm a third time
Box’s arm drops slightly
Box raises his arm in the air
The crowd become excited
Box smashes his forearm into the side of The Headhunter’s head
The Headhunter does not release the hold
Box smashes his forearm into the side of The Headhunter’s head again
The Headhunter lowers Box so his feet touch the mat
Box smashes his forearm into the side of The Headhunter’s head once more
The Headhunter does not release the hold
The Headhunter executes a belly to belly suplex on Box
Box flies across the ring
The Headhunter stands
The Headhunter slides out of the ring
The Headhunter snatches a steel chair from the timekeeper
The Headhunter slides into the ring
Box reaches his knees
The Headhunter swings the steel chair
**WHACK**
The Headhunter smashes the steel chair across the head of Box
Box sprawls across the mat
The Headhunter swings the chair again
**WHACK**
The Headhunter smashes the chair into the back of Box
The Headhunter drops the steel chair
The Headhunter rolls Box onto his back with his foot
The Headhunter covers Box
The referee counts
1,
2,
Box kicks out

KING: That was close JR!

JR: The Headhunter seems to be well in control of this hardcore contest
The Headhunter stands
The Headhunter picks up the steel chair
The Headhunter rests the chair across the face of Box

KING: Is he going up top? I like it when he does that!

JR: Really?
The Headhunter bounces off the ropes
**SMACK**
The Headhunter executes a leg drop onto the chair onto the face of Box
The Headhunter slowly stands

KING: I think that hurt The Headhunter’s leg a little.

JR: We will see how much of a factor that will be in this match-up as it
continues
The Headhunter slides out of the ring
The Headhunter pulls up the ring apron
Box slowly gets to his knees
The Headhunter pulls a Kendo stick from under the ring
The Headhunter slides into the ring
Box slowly stands
The Headhunter swings the Kendo stick
Box catches the stick between his arm and the side of his body
Box boots The Headhunter in his stomach
The Headhunter lets go of the Kendo stick
Box takes the stick in his hands
Box swings the Kendo stick
**WHACK**
Box smashes the Kendo stick into the side of The Headhunter’s head
Box swings the stick again
**WHACK**
The stick smashes into the side of The Headhunter’s head once more
The Headhunter stumbles back
**WHACK**

Box smashes the Kendo stick onto the top of The Headhunter’s head
The Headhunter drops to the mat
The Headhunter hits a fallaway slam on Box.
The Headhunter covers Box.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
The Headhunter takes Box down with a sidewalk slam.
The Headhunter throws Box out of the ring.
The Headhunter goes outside.
The Headhunter takes Box down with a jumping DDT.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing The Headhunter.
The Headhunter clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Headhunter throws Box over the guardrail.
The Headhunter takes Box down with a fallaway slam.
The Headhunter smacks Box with a devastating flying clothesline .
The Headhunter is handed VCR.
The Headhunter hits him with theVCR.
The Headhunter whips him into VCR.
TheVCR is broken in half.

KING: That was one of those cheap Walmart VCRs!

JR: King, I can't believe how hard Headhunter has gone after Box.

King: I bet Blizzard Box is happy that Headhunter found the right target!

JR: Box headbutts Headhunter twice.

Headhunter is stunned.

Box goes to the outside of the ring and reaches underneath the ring skirt.

King: THERE GOES BOX REACHING UNDERNEATH A SKIRT AGAIN! A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART!

JR: Actually King, if he was after your heart, he'd be reaching into his pants. Women
wear skirts King.

King: Shutup JR!

JR: Thank you for calling me JR.

KING: Why is it that we sound so stupid during a Box match?

JR: I don't know, King!

JR: Look at this crowd go wild as Box slides the table into the ring.

Crowd: TCW!!! TCW!!! TCW!!!

OTHER CROWD: RAVNOS! RAVNOS! RAVNOS!

KING: HA HA HA!

JR: Box sets up a table near a ring corner.

Box lifts Headhunter to his feet.

Box softens Headhunter up with a few punches to the stomach.

Box grabs Headhunter and continues to headbutt him.

King: I could make a sex joke here JR, but I'm contemplating changing my ways.

JR: I'll believe it when I hear it King!

JR: The referee gets in between Box and Headhunter.

KING: What a moron!

JR: The ref?

KING: Yes, he turned his back on Box!

JR: I'm not touching that one, King!

Headhunter is bleeding from the forehead and the nose.

JR: LOOK AT THIS KING!! THE REF CAN'T SEE THIS BECAUSE HE IS DISTRACTED!

King: Box setup Headhunter!

JR: While Box is arguing with the ref, he makes a hand gesture towards the ramp.

Out from the crowd pops out El Cruz Blanco.

Cruz runs to the side of the ring where Headhunter is.

Box is continuing to distract the ref by vehemently yelling at him.

JR: OH MY GOD!!! CRUZ IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE WHILE HEADHUNTER IS STILL ON THE TABLE!

King: LOOKOUT BELOW!!

JR: El Cruz Blanco jumps off the top rope and splashes onto Headhunter, shattering the table.

El Cruz Blanco rolls out of the ring and disappears into the crowd.

Crowd: TCW!!! TCW!!! TCW!!!

JR: Box stops arguing with the referee.

King: Looks like Bartelstein had this all setup.

JR: Box hits The Headhunter with a knife edge.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Box.
Box is going for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, kickout.

JR: Box charges at The Headhunter
Box attempts a clothesline on The Headhunter
The Headhunter ducks the shot
The Headhunter spins around
The Headhunter clotheslines Box over the top rope
Box crashes to the outside of the ring
The Headhunter drops out of the ring
Box groggily stands
The Headhunter chops across the chest of Box
Box stumbles back
The Headhunter executes a clothesline on Box
**CLUNK**
Box drops onto the steel ramp
The Headhunter stomps into the chest of Box
The Headhunter raises Box up
The Headhunter boots Box in the stomach
The Headhunter executes an Implant DDT on Box
**CLUNK**
Box’s head smashes into the steel ramp

KING: Box is out of it JR!

JR: The Headhunter drags Box up to the stage
The Headhunter stomps into the back of Box
The Headhunter raises Box up
The Headhunter whips Box into the Bruisertron’s steel supports
Box drops to the stage
The Headhunter drags Box to the edge of the stage
The Headhunter raises Box up
The Headhunter boots Box in his stomach
Box drops to his knees
Box hits a low blow on The Headhunter
The Headhunter drops to his knees

KING: Aaaaaahhh! Britain’s crown jewels!

JR: Box hits a right hand into the face of The Headhunter
Box slowly stands
Box raises The Headhunter to his feet
Box his several right hands into the face of The Headhunter
The Headhunter stumbles back towards the edge of the stage
Box steps back
Box charges at The Headhunter
Box leaps at The Headhunter
The Headhunter catches Box
The Headhunter executes a belly to belly throw
**CRASH**
Box flies off the stage through a table on the floor below

CROWD: HOLY BLEEP!!! HOLY BLEEP!!! HOLY BLEEP!!!

KING: Aaaaaahhh!

JR: He’s killed him!
The Headhunter looks down at Box
Sections of the crowd applaud the incident
The Headhunter points down at Box then points to his head
The crowd noise grows louder

KING: He’s not going to do what I think he’s going to do, is he JR?

JR: He just might be crazy enough to do it!
The Headhunter looks over the crowd
The crowd noise grows into cheers
The Headhunter looks down at Box
The Headhunter leaps off the stage
The Headhunter hits a diving headbutt onto the body of Box

CROWD: HOLY BLEEP!!! HOLY BLEEP!!! HOLY BLEEP!!!

JR: My God! He may have broken Box in half!

KING: If he hadn’t done so already!

JR: Both men are not moving
The referee doesn’t know what to do
The Headhunter starts to come around
The Headhunter slowly gets to his knees
The Headhunter slowly covers Box
The referee counts
1,
2,
Box just kicks out at the very last moment

KING: I don’t believe it JR!

JR: Neither do I King! What resiliency by Bob Bartlestein
The crowd applauds loudly

KING: The people love this JR!

JR: What a match this is!
The Headhunter stands
The Headhunter drags Box from off the wrecked table
The Headhunter drags Box back towards the ring
The Headhunter whips Box into the side of the ring
Box’s back crashes into the side of the ring
Box drops to his knees
The Headhunter raises Box up
The Headhunter rolls Box into the ring under the bottom rope
The Headhunter slides into the ring

KING: Box can’t stand JR.

JR: Yes, you have to feel like the end is near.
The Headhunter gives the cutthroat signal to the crowd
The crowd boos loudly
The Headhunter raises Box to his feet
Box quickly drops to the mat
Box executes a roll up on The Headhunter
The referee counts
1,
2,
The Headhunter kicks out
The Headhunter quickly stands up
Box quickly stands up

JR: Box grabs Headhunter and gives him a german suplex.

King: GERMANS! GERMANS! GERMANS EVERYWHERE!

JR: Does everybody have to do that move nowadays?

KING: Only if they are part German!

JR: Box grabs Headhunter and executes three more rolling german suplexes.

KING: This is getting boring! Do a Mexican surfboard or a Jamaican liplock or something!

JR: Box struts around Headhunter and wipes his hands together to admire his work.

Box grabs Headhunters legs and gives him a hard crotch stomp.

King: YOUCH!!!

JR: Box looks down at Headhunter and sadistically laughs.

King: I think Headhunter got angry!

JR: Headhunter rolls up to his knees and gives Box a hard elbow and fist combination to the abdomen.

Box is grabbing his stomach as Headhunter stands up and gives him a swinging neckbreaker.

King: LOOKOUT BOX! HEADHUNTER IS GOING FOR A.....

JR: TARGETBUSTER!!! TARGETBUSTER!!! BOX GOT PLANTED BY A TARGETBUSTER!!!

Headhunter goes for the pin....

King: What happened to the ref?

JR: Big Kev tripped up the referee from behind.

The referee is out cold.

King: Headhunter is in for it now!!

Crowd: TCW!!! TCW!!! TCW!!!

JR: Headhunter has Box covered.

White Lightning climbs into ring and climbs the top rope.

Big Kev climbs into the ring.

Headhunter looks confuses that the ref hasn't showed up yet.

Headhunter stands up and turns around just in time to meet Big Kev face to face.

Big Kev grabs Headhunter and whips him into the ropes.

Headhunter pops out of the corner and Big Kev kicks him in the stomach.

King: TCW has shown up in force to make certain that Box wins.

JR: Although Sledge is mysteriously absent...

King: That does seem odd JR. I wonder if there's any bad blood in that locker room.

JR: Then again, it could be because Scotty Scott beat him to a pulp and he's out with an injury.

King: That's a very valid reason JR.

JR: Big Kev grabs Headhunter and gives him a jackknife powerbomb.

White Lighting signals for Big Kev to stand Headhunter up.

Big Kev stands up The Headhunter.

White Lightning jumps off the top rope and knocks Headhunter down with a flying dropkick.

Crowd: TCW!!! TCW!!! TCW!!!

JR: White Lightning and Big Kev leave the ring and enter the crowd.

The referee regains consciousness as Box stands him up.

JR: Headhunter whips Box into the corner.

Headhunter crushes Box with a flying corner splash.

Box groggily steps out of the corner.

Headhunter charges Box, but Bartelstein sidesteps Headhunter.

The Headhunter runs right into the turnbuckle and is stunned.

Box sends Headhunter down to the canvas with a short clothesline.

King: Why is Box leaving the ring again!

JR: Box leaves the ring and grabs his black aluminum baseball bat from under the ring.

Box rolls into the ring just as The Headhunter is coming to.

The Headhunter gets sent down to the canvas by a hard bat shot to the diaphragm.

Box jabs Headhunter in the skull with the end of the bat.

Box places the bat across The Headhunter's throat as he lays prone on the ground.

Box climbs the top rope.

King: HERE IT COMES!!!!

JR: MODIFIED BOX DROP ON HEADHUNTER!!!

Box goes for the pin....



Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Box!

Crowd: TCW!!! TCW!!! TCW!!!

KING: RAVNOS! RAVNOS!

JR: Box grabs his bat and climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate his victory.

The referee hands Box the BMWF Hardcore Championship.

King: WHAT A GREAT MATCH!!! BOX AND HEADHUNTER CAN REALLY PUT ON A SHOW!! MAYBE BOX IS RIGHT. IT IS ABOUT RATINGS, STUPID!!

JR: That was totally out of character!

KING: I sorry!

(Camera fades out showing Box holding his bat in one hand the Hardcore Title in the other while working up the already frenzied crowd.)

JR: We'll be right back!

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

From Kingston, Jamaica... weighing in at 410 pounds...
Tyrone Smith

(The lights dim. The trumpeting music made famous from old Godzilla movies
plays over the PA system as short glimpse of the creature Godzilla appear on
the BruiserTron. As the music reaches its climax, a roar can be heard and
the following words appear on the BruiserTron)

"JAMAICAN MONSTER"

(There's a quick flash of pyro. A large Jamaican flag drops over the stage
and the beat to "Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monche kicks up. It pauses.)

PA: GET DA (beep) UP!

(There's another shot of pyro and the flag drops. Tyrone is standing on the
stage with his arms out)

PA: SIMON SAYS GET DA (beep) UP!

(The music continues. Tyrone Smith is jumping up and down in excitement on
the stage. He walks down to the ring and enters it)

His partner...
From Sturgis, SD... weighing in at 270 pounds...
Scotty Scott


("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the Pa as Scotty Scott wlaks out with the US title strapped around his waist. He stands there with the infamous tattered black towel drapped over his head as he drinks in the jeers of the crowd. Scotty begins to walk down to the ring. He steps through the ropes. Scotty walks to the center of the ring and stands there as the jeers continue.)

JR: Look in the front row King.

King: It is the Brotherhood!!!! They are watching Scotty's back!!!!

Scotty: All ya's here have seen what Brotherhood rules are all 'bout... 'Bout us watchin' and makin' sure that we ain't takin' no backseats ta no one. Not Judge... Not Lowedown... I mean no one.... So I'm here ta get some revenge on the two of ya's... Judge... Ya been runnin' 'round here talkin' all big 'bout how ya beat me one Friday night... What ya ain't told no one was I was sick that night... I have always dominated ya... And always will.... Lowedown... How many times ya stabbed me in the back?

King: He is telling the truth JR.

JR: Shush King.

King: Don't shush me... I am royality.

Scotty: The first time I retired... I was handin' ya the Union over ta ya... Whatcha do? Ya jumpped over and joined that stinkin' bWo. I took ya in so many times before that even. Ya stabbed me in the back for the Fold... Ya joined the bWo... Ya even cost us the Tag Team titles.... All this is somethin' that just makes me sick.... So when muh friend Master Z turned on ya... Ya just knew deep down in yer heart that I would side wit ya.... Ya just knew I would do anythin' for ya... Why? 'Coz I was a friend ta ya...

(Scotty spits.)

Scotty: That is what I think of our friendship... Then.... Sledge comes along sayin' I am servin' tainted Kool Aide ta Iggy.... Well Iggy just openned his eyes ta all of ya's. Sledge... I hope really hope... That ya enjoyin' that hospital bed.... 'Lots more of that comin' ta ya if ya eva come back... So Lowedown and the Judge... Beat me... If ya's can... Survive... If I let ya's.....

JR: I think Scotty forgot that he has a partner.

King: Scotty is just determined.

LILLY: Their opponents...

From Miami, FL... weighing in at 230 pounds...
The Judge

PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!

(Black and white pyros shoot off around the stage as the Judge Joe Brown theme hits. The Judge and Aquatic appear from behind the curtains to receive cheers from the crowd. They walk about halfway down the ramp and then stop. The Judge raises his gavel in the air and then brings it down three times, each time a black and white pyro shoots off behind them. The Judge and Aquatic enter the ring and The Judge raises his gavel in the air as Aquatic stands there with her arms folded. The Judge grabs a mic from ringside as the crowd cheers.)

Judge: Scotty Scott and Tyrone Smith...two of the most feared people on the BMWF roster. But you want to know why these two are feared? It's because deep down inside those two are the real cowards! They hide behind their sneak attacks and brutal hardcore matches but those two are only compensating for their lack of talent! Those two are afraid of people like LoweDown and I, who could easily beat them within an inch of their pathetic lives, so they have to cheat in order to win!

(The crowd boos.)

Judge: Let's take a look back at some past matches I've had with them shall we? I've had a ladder match, hardcore match, and most recently a cage match with Scotty Scott where he beat me in all of those, but on Live a few weeks back I beat him in a normal singles match where he had no weapons to hide behind! But just like that match on Live, tonight Scotty Scott and Tyrone Smith have no weapons to use, and tonight LoweDown and I will beat them to a bloody pulp, and....

Judge/Crowd: THAT...IS...FINAL

From Phoenix, AZ... weighing in at 255 pounds...
LoweDown

PA:YA FEEL ME?!?

("Fever Dog" by Stillwater begins to play as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame make their way from out of the entrance way to a huge ovation. Lowedown looks at the ring and then suddenly rushes towards the ring and slides under the bottom rope and pops back up on his feet. Lowedown drops the title and both he and the Judge rush at Z and Scotty. Lowedown spears Scotty out of the ring as the Judge catches Master Z with a Lou Thesz press...)

KING: How did Master Z get into this match?

JR: I...I don't know, King!

KING: Well, that script writer should be fired!

JR:Lowedown is going after Scotty and the Judge is trying to take Tyrone down a notch!

Lowedown rolls off the floor and nails Scotty with a high kneelift that sends Scotty to the concrete floor. Lowedown grabs a hold of Scotty's ankles and drives his boot right into his groin. Lowedown picks up Scotty and immediately throws him right into the steel steps. Lowedown slides back into the ring and both the Judge and Lowedown doubleteam Tyrone. Both men nail Tyrone with double axe handles to the back and watch Tyrone drop to the mat. Lowedown picks up Tyrone and whips him into the ropes. As Z bounces off the ropes, Lowedown leaps up and catches Tyrone with a dropkick right on the chin. Lowedown gives the Judge a high five as he then spins around and leaps over the rope and comes crashing down on the body of Scotty. Lowedown raises his arms high in the air as he grabs a hold of Scotty and executes a suplex onto the steel steps. Scotty falls to the floor as Lowedown smiles down at him and then climbs back into the ring where the Judge has Tyrone in the corner and is driving his shoulder repeatedly into Z's ribs. The Judge whips him right into the waiting arms of Lowedown who nails on Tyrone. Lowedown then crawls over and begins slamming the head of Tyrone down on the mat repeatedly...

KING: Boy, my fingers are getting tired pushing that "Tyrone" paste!

JR: Tyrone Smith whips LoweDown into the ropes.
LoweDown hits Tyrone Smith with a kick.
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
LoweDown hits a spear on Tyrone Smith.
LoweDown hits a DDT on Tyrone Smith.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
LoweDown executes a boot to face on Tyrone Smith.
LoweDown goes for a boot to face, but Tyrone Smith blocks it.
Tyrone Smith throws LoweDown out of the ring.
Tyrone Smith rolls out under the bottom rope.
Rick Patrick counts: 1.
Tyrone Smith uses the Reverse DDT on LoweDown.
Rick Patrick counts: 2.
Tyrone Smith gets back into the ring.
LoweDown follows him back in.
Tyrone Smith executes a brainbuster on LoweDown.
Tyrone Smith goes for the torture rack, but LoweDown blocks it.
LoweDown hits Tyrone Smith with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.
LoweDown goes for a DDT, but Tyrone Smith blocks it.
Tyrone Smith almost takes LoweDown's head off with a short clothesline
Tyrone Smith hits LoweDown with a spinebuster.
Tyrone Smith gets the torture rack on LoweDown.
Rick Patrick tells LoweDown to respond or he'll stop the fight.
LoweDown nods.
Rick Patrick asks LoweDown if he's still there.
LoweDown nods.
Rick Patrick asks LoweDown if he's still there.
LoweDown nods.
Rick Patrick asks LoweDown if he's still there.
LoweDown nods.
Rick Patrick asks LoweDown if he's had enough.
LoweDown shakes his head.
Rick Patrick checks LoweDown's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
LoweDown fights his way out of the hold after 27 seconds.

Tags are made!

JR: The Judge and Scotty Scott are now the legal men and Judge whips Scotty Scott into the ropes. Scotty Scott goes for a clothesline but The Judge leaps over his head. When Scotty Scott turns around, The Judge hits him with a roundhouse kick! Scotty Scott gets to his feet and charges at The Judge but The Judge moves, sending Scott colliding with the turnbuckle. The Judge rushes foward and hits Scott with a bulldog! He then tags out to LoweDown and holds Scotty Scott so LoweDown can land a few punches to Scott's midsection.

King: LoweDown and The Judge work quite well together JR!

JR: Tags again!

Lowedown has Master Z in a full-nelson.

KING: Wait! Z isn't even in the match! Why did two script writers make the same mistake?

JR: LoweDown goes for a dropkick, but Tyrone Smith side-steps and LoweDown
only hits air.
The crowd is giving Tyrone Smith a standing ovation.
Tyrone Smith tags out to Scotty Scott.
The Judge enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Scotty Scott and Tyrone Smith hit LoweDown with a double snap suplex.
Scotty Scott and Tyrone Smith whip LoweDown into the ropes.
Scotty Scott and Tyrone Smith hit LoweDown with a double flying clothesline.
Tyrone Smith leaves the ring.

Tags!

JR: Tyrone has The Judge backed up against the ropes.

King: Nothing wrong with that.

JR: Scotty is coming over to make it a two on one!!!

King: Hahahaha!!!! Lowedown got stopped from coming in!!!!

JR: Scotty and Tyrone are basically thugging Judge!!!!

Judge gets the tag!

JR: Scotty whips Lowedown into the ropes.

King: I know he has something up his sleeve.

JR: Belly-to-belly suplex!!!!

King: Scotty is not through yet!!!!

JR: Scotty just straddled Lowedown and is pounding Lowedown's face!!!!

Lowedown grabs the testicular claw!

KING: YAHHHH!

JR: He tags!

JR: Judge and Scotty are trading punches!!!!

King: They are going at it like there is no tomorrow!!!!

JR: Rey Bucanerro jumped the railing and is distracting Judge!!!!

King: I get to say it....

JR: SCOTTAMISSION!!!!!

Lowedown makes the save!

They tag!

JR: LoweDown and Tyrone Smith are the legal men and Tyrone Smith hoists up LoweDown for the Ganja Drop! Tyrone goes for the Ganja drop but The Judge jumps into the ring and dropkicks Tyrone Smith right in the groin!

King: YAAH!

JR: Tyrone Smith drops LoweDown and Scotty Scott rushes into the ring after The Judge! Scott and Judge exchange lefts and rights as Tyrone and LoweDown try to get back up to their feet! Scotty Scott takes down The Judge with a DDT and goes to work on LoweDown! Scotty Scott and Tyrone Smith double suplex LoweDown and Scotty Scott locks him in the Scottamission!

King: YAAH! LoweDown's gonna tap!

JR: Wait! Here comes The Judge! The Judge rushes forward at Scotty Scott and breaks his hold on LoweDown by tackling him right out of the ring! Tyrone goes to work on LoweDown but LoweDown elbows him in the stomach! LoweDown just locked on the Downlowe...LoweDown has the Downlowe locked on Tyrone!

JR: Master Z stood up and he's going over to each of the Brotherhood members telling them something! I don't like how Pain is slowly shaking his head!

KING: It's The Brotherhood, JR! Master Z guaranteed revenge on the BMWF!

JR: Wait, everyone is getting up from their chairs! It doesn't seem like anyone in the ring notices what is happening yet!

(Rey, Tarzan Boy, Pain, Ignition, Hardcore Harry, and Master Z circle around the ring.)

KING: Here comes Scotty!

JR: Lowedown grabs him in the Downtime!

JR: No D@mn it, No! The Brotherhood is entering the ring from all sides!

(Master Z bumps Tyrone Smith out of the way.)

KING: Master Z decided Tyrone was not important enough to stay in the ring with him! Very true!

JR: The Brotherhood has jumped on Judge and Lowedown and are overpowering them!

*DING DING*

KING: They don't have a prayer, JR!

JR: Rey and Tarzan Boy are holding Lowedown while Master Z lays into him with a pair of brass knuckles!

(With each blow more blood drips from the face of Lowedown. Flame can only watch on in horror.)

JR: You can't see that Flame is trying to get into the ring to help her man!

KING: She'd like to, but she's terrified of Master Z! Master Z has always picked on her ever since his return. He's played mind games with her for years!

JR: Master Z is badmouthing Lowedown between each shot! Scotty Scott and Pain are tossing Judge around like a rag doll! I don't think Judge is even moving anymore!

(Scotty Scott gorilla presses Judge high above his head and throws him out of the ring. The camera pans over to Master Z. He stands with a large smile across his face. Lowedown lies bleeding at his feet.)

JR: This is disgusting! Master Z is taunting Flame telling her to bring him the World Title to trade for her husband!

Master Z kicks Lowedown in the face sending him to his back once again!

KING: She should just give Z the title! We all know he's the rightful owner anyway!

JR: Lowedown would NEVER want her to hand that title over to Master Z and she knows that! Master Z will have that title over his dead body!

KING: Well, it may come to that tonight!

(Master Z grabs Lowedown by the hair and lifts him to his feet. His limbs are limp and The Brotherhood supports him as Z brings him up.)

JR: They're not going to... I think they are! Master Z is setting the unconscious Lowedown up for an Atomic Driver!

Flame is pleading for her husband's life!

Master Z: Flame, you tell your husband IF he wakes up... that if he ever wants to get his hands on me again... If he ever wants to set that oven up on the stage again... If he thinks he can beat the Immortal Master Z again... he knows where to find me!

JR: Master Z just grabbed flame and planted a kiss right on her lips!

*CRUNCH*

JR: Master Z just Atomic Drivered Lowedown into the mat with an assist from the entire Brotherhood!

KING: That had to hurt! There were like 6 guys pulling down on Master Z as he flew through the air!

JR: We need an ambulance out here!

(The scene cuts to Bruiser and Dangle watching this match on the monitor.)

BRUISER: Now this is going to be really confusing and the reason I don't like things like this!

KURT: It's true!

(The scene cuts back to the ring where somehow...)

King: Judge is fishing around under the mat though...., what's he doing?

JR: Judge just threw Lowedown a set of handcuffs...... Lowedown is handcuffing Scotty Scott to the turnbuckles

King: What's going on here.....

JR: I don't know, but the Brotherhood isn't going to take this laying down......

King: Pain's getting into the ring with that barbed-wire bat....

JR: I think it's officially being called "The Brotherhood Bat" now....

King: He's swinging away...., he's keeping Judge and Lowedown at bay.... keeping them away from Scotty Scott.....

JR: I think Tyrone is disgusted with this whole mess.... he's just leaving the ringside area now.....

***VVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRTAKATAKATAKATAKA*****

JR: WHAT'S THAT NOISE??????

King: Look at the entrance JR....

(The camera pans to the entrance... a man in beat-up blue jeans, a black hooded sweatshirt with the hood up, and wearing a hackey mask is at the top of the ramp carrying a chainsaw....)

JR: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT IS THIS??????

King: He's coming our way.....

****VRRRRRRRRRRtakatakatakataka******

(the man in the hockey mask makes his way to the ring.... Pain, Lowedown, and Judge all stop dead in their tracks as Scotty Scott tries to free himself from the turnbuckles....)

King: WHERE'S THE BROTHERHOOD WHEN YOU NEED THEM????

BRUISER: WHAT...?? Ain't they already out there?

Kurt: It's true!

(The man in the hockey mask stops at ringside and lifts his chainsaw high above his head.....)

******VRRRRRRRRRRRRtakataktakaVRRRRRRRRRR******

JR: WHAT'S HE DOING?!?!?!?!?!?

******VRRRRRRKLLLALALLKALKALAVRRRRRRR******

**SNAP***

KING: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

******VRRRRRRKLLLALALLKALKALAVRRRRRRR******

**SNAP***

JR: I DON'T BELEIVE IT!!!!!!

******VRRRRRRKLLLALALLKALKALAVRRRRRRR******

**SNAP***

King: this maniac.... whoever he is just sawed through the ring ropes......

(the man in the hickey mask takes a few steps back and shuts off his saw.... he gets a running start and slides into the ring quickly springing to his feet.....)

JR: but who is he here for????

(The man in the hockey mask puls the cord a few times quickly to restart his saw... the ropes surrounding the ring have gone limp, and the crowd has gone completely insane.... some people cheering... some people screaming in sheer terror.... as Lowedown and The Judge slowly exit the ring on one side and Pain rolls out on another....)

****criiikVRRRRRtakatakatakaVRRRRRRRRRR*****

King: I don't know but the ring has just cleared.....

(The man in the hockey mask runs his saw along a stretch of the ring shooting the thin peice of padding that covers the hard wood of the ring into the air....)

JR: This doesn't look good.....

(The man in the hockey mask glares at Scotty Scott first, then slowly turns his head towards Lowedown.... Lowedown returns with a gesture as if to say "he's all yours....")

King: HE'S HERE FOR SCOTTY!!!!!!! WHERE IS THE BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!

JR: PAIN'S RIGHT BEHIND THE MAN IN THE MASK.... AND HE'S GOT THE BROTHERHOOD BAT!!!!!!!

(Pain slowly and stealthily sneaks up on the man in the mask, who is oblivious to his approach until Scotty Scott cracks a smile...)

JR: PAIN'S GOING TO KILL HIM WITH THAT BAT!!!!!

******VRRRRKLUKLUWHEEEEKLUKLUVRRRR******

JR: OH MY GOD THE MAN IN THE MASK JUST SAWED THE BROTHERHOOD BAT IN HALF!!!!!!

King: Pain is there holding nothing but the handle......

(The man in the mask head fakes Pain.... Pain drops what's left of the bat and rolls out of the ring....)

BRUISER: He ain't that big of a sissy, is he?

King: I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHERE IS THE BROTHERHOOD?!?!?!?!?

(The Bruisertron flickers and changes to the backstage area. The camera focuses on a set of locker room doors with the Brotherhood logo on them. We can hear yelling and baning from the doors as the camera zooms out from the logo and shows a large forklift truck backed up against the doors. The camera continues to pan out and we see Ash sitting at the wheel of the truck with his feet up over the console and his hat pulled over his eyes.)

Ash: It's getting so a guy can't even take a nap in peace anymore.

(Ash leans up and tilts his hat up slightly. He notices the camera and shoots a crooked grin down at the it. Ash laughs to himself and he lowers him hat back down over his eyes and leans back against the seat.)

JR: Ash has the Brotherhood pinned in their locker room. Scotty isn't going to get any help tonight.

King: Why does the old steal the forklift and block the door routine still work?

JR: I don't know King, you'd think they'd keep an eye on the keys.

King: They probally do. I guess they don't make forklifts criminal proof.

(The Bruiser Tron switches back to showing the scene in the ring. The man in the hockey mask looms over Scotty Scott who has a look of fear that has never before crossed his face upon him. Lowedown and The Judge pounce on the suddenly dis-armed Pain...)


JR: who could have coordinated such a plan..... who could do this......

*****VRRRRRRRRRRkluklu klu klu kl u****

King: He's shut off his chainsaw...... thank god....

(Lowedown and The Judge continue to pound on Pain outside of the ring.... The man in the hockey mask holds the saw in one hand, and raises the other to his face....)

JR: I think we're about to find out King.....

(The mask begins to lift...)

King: its horrible... I see a deformed face.....

JR: I don't think it's as bad as you think.....

King: it's all puffy and bumpy JR.....

(the masked man pulls his mask off the rest of the way....)

KING/JR: SLEDGE!!!!!!!

JR: IT WAS SLEDGE!!!!!!! SLEDGE DEVISED THIS ATTACK ON SCOTTY SCOTT!!!!!!!!

King: his face must be all swollen from the attack he suffered at Scotty's hands last week.....

(Sledge takes the now yurned off chainsaw and lifts it up over his head....)

King: what's he doing???

JR: MY GOD!!!!!! HE JUST BROUGHT THE HANDLE OF THE SAW DOWN ON THE
BRIDGE OF SCOTTY'S NOSE!!!!!!

(blood spews from Scotty's nose, and a bit trickles from out his mouth....)

King: I don't think Sledge is done yet either.....

(Sledge takes the saw in both hands now....)

JR: HE JUST RAKED THE BLADE OF THAT THING ACROSS SCOTTY'S CHEST!!!!!!

(Blood begins to flow freely from the trail Sledge just made on Scotty's chest....)

King: now he's on his knees in front of him....

(The camera zooms in close....)

Sledge: old man..... you wanna keep playin games..... you wanna play wit da fire..... then you're gonna get burned too......

KING: JEEZ!!!! SLEDGE JUST SHOVED THE MOTOR FROM THAT THING INTO SCOTTY'S FACE!!!!!!!

JR: IMAGINE HOW MUCH THAT THING MUST BURN!!!!!!!

(Sledge looks around and when he knows that Lowedown and Judge have taken pain out of the picture he sets the chainsaw down, and reaches into his boot.....)

KING: HE'S GOT A KNIFE!!!!!

(Sledge takes the knife and holds it to Scotty.....)

JR: DON'T DO IT SLEDGE!!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!

(Sledge smiles and stands, he takes the knife and cuts along some of the stitches he received from Scotty's attack last week... causing the wound to begin to bleed again....)

King: this man is nuts......

(Sledge wipes his blood with his hand...., and kneels down in Scotty's face once again.... Scotty's face is already beginning to blister from the motor burns....)

Sledge: You marked yourself last week...., allow me to do it again.....

**SLAP***

(Sledge slaps Scotty Scott leaving a trail of Sledge's blood across the side of his face....)

JR: I REMEBER THAT!!!! SLEDGE DID THAT VERNON VANDERBILT ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO!!!!!!

(Sledge grabs his saw and exits the ring....)

King: I remember that.... and things didn't go to well for Vern at the time....

(Sledge meets up with Lowedown, and the Judge. He tosses a few boots of his own to Pain for good measure.)

JR: Can you beleive Sledge and Lowedown working together....

(Sledge makes a gesture of "let's go" and Lowedown and Judge start up the ramp with Sledge taking up the rear...)

King: I still can't beleive that Sledge planned this....

JR: Scotty is getting up!!!!

King: I can't believe it!!!!

JR: Pain clobbers Judge from behind!!!!

King: Team Beautiful are beating Judge down!!!!

JR: Scotty just grabbed Sledge from behind!!!!

King: This is going to be good.

JR: T-BONE SUPLEX ON SLEDGE!!!!

King: Master Z handed Scotty the brass knuckles!!!!

JR: SCOTTY IS BEATING SLEDGE'S FACE INTO A BLOODY MESS!!!!

King: This is so great!!! No more Chicago way!!!!

JR: Look at the Brotherhood!!!! They are standing tall once again!!!!

King: Look at Master Z!!!!!

(Master Z has grabbed the BMWF World title and is standing in the corner of the ring holding the belt once more and saying "It is his again.")

KING: YAHHH!

(fade... to... black....)

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