BMWF Bedlam Part I

Date : 7/5/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : BMWF Arena Adrian, MI

(The show opens inside the BMWF Arena Adrian, MI. The camera pans the capacity crowd. They are going wild and many signs are seen.)

JR: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the sold out BMWF Arena Adrian, MI ! Welcome to BMWF Bedlam I'm JR Finnegan along side the King, Gary Brawler, and what a show we have for you tonight!!

KING: Yeah, JR. My fourth of July was gre...

(The BruiserTron shows a bellhop in front of a hotel  room door. The bellhop
knocks)

Bellhop: Mr. Smith, you've received several calls in the last five minutes.
You're late for tonight's Bedlam.

(The door opens)

Tyrone: An' when did ya b'come either my manager or my mother?

Bellhop: Um...

Tyrone: Exactly!

(Tyrone slams the door)

JR: OH MY!!!! The World Champ is still in his hotel room!

King: And tonight's a "NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE" match! That means we're
finally going to get rid of the Jamaican Moron! HA HA!

JR: Something makes me highly doubt Tyrone would be that careless to be
kicked out of the BMWF after winning the World Title one month ago.

King: You do know what they say about Jamaican's, JR.

JR: No, I certainly do not, and if "they" are any of your misinformed
informants, then I really don't want to know what "they" say! Let's get to
our first match.

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Dork The Clown

(Circus music plays as Dork the Clown comes walking down to the ring. He is giving balloons to little kids and acting goofy. )

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea...
Weighing in at 180 pounds...

Shark Kid

(The theme from "Jaws" plays as Shark Kid comes to the ring. He tries to bite a hot dog vendor, but misses.)s

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Dork The Clown sends Shark Kid into the turnbuckle.
Shark Kid comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Dork The Clown executes a headlock takedown on Shark Kid.
Dork The Clown throws Shark Kid into the turnbuckle, but Shark Kid reverses it.
Shark Kid runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Dork The Clown lifts his
knee.
Dork The Clown goes for an armdrag takedown, but Shark Kid counters it with
a backslide.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Shark Kid hits a reverse neckbreaker on Dork The Clown.
There are lots of chants for Shark Kid.
Shark Kid throws Dork The Clown out of the ring.
Shark Kid goes through the ropes.
Shark Kid nails Dork The Clown with spinning headscissors.
Al Johnson counts: 1.
Shark Kid runs around like a land shark.
There are lots of chants for Shark Kid.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Al Johnson counts: 2.
Dork The Clown throws Shark Kid into the guardrail.
Dork The Clown goes for a forearm smash, but Shark Kid blocks it.
Shark Kid executes the Running Forearm Smash on Dork The Clown.
Al Johnson counts: 3.
Shark Kid hits an elbowsmash on Dork The Clown.
Al Johnson counts: 4.
Shark Kid hits a kick to the midsection on Dork The Clown.
Shark Kid climbs back into the ring.
Dork The Clown follows him back in.
Shark Kid takes Dork The Clown down with spinning headscissors.
Shark Kid runs around like a land shark.
There are lots of chants for Shark Kid.
Shark Kid goes for a flying bodypress, but Dork The Clown rolls out of the way.
Dork The Clown laughs at his opponent.
Dork The Clown is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

King: JR, relief the boredom. What's going on? Hit somebody! I can't take
too much more of this.

JR: Quiet King, these two wrestlers are giving it their all. They may be low
carders.

King: LOW CARDERS? These guys are pathetic. Who cares who wins?

JR: I'm sure the BMWF fans aren't as shallow as you are King. They want to
see competitors competing in the ring. The way wrestling should be.

(The stadium lights cut. Instantly the crowd are drawn to their feet.)

King: AAHHHH! Business is 'bout to pick up JR!

JR: Hey, that's my line.

King: Shhhh!

(Red dust drifts down from the rafters. A succession of images appears on
the Bruiser-Tron, as chanting echoes through the stadium via the PA system.)

King: It's Myers! Safe us from this boredom Myers. Blood! I wanna see fists
of steal my boy.

(The wrestlers in the ring freeze. Myers steams out from behind the curtain,
underneath the Bruiser-Tron, and storms down the ramp towards the ring.)

King: AAHHHH! These wrestlers are frozen in fear.

JR: Myers is an intimidating force here King.

King: Security! Hold those wrestlers in the ring, I wanna see Myers do some
damage!

(Myers slides into the ring. The wrestlers back-pedal.)

JR: Myers whips Shark Boy into the ropes, catches him with a knee to the
midsection.

King: AAHHH!

JR: FINAL RECKONING!

(Myers executes the Final Reckoning on Shark Boy. Dork the Clown tries to
jump over the ropes and gets his leg caught.)

King: The Dork's caught in the ropes. AAHHH! Get him Myers. He's a sitting
duck, or Clown for that matter.

(Myers stomps on the Clown's head as he dangles caught in the ropes. Myers
frees the Clown from the ropes.)

JR: I think we know what's next.

King: FINAL RECKONING!

(Myers leaves his two victims in the ring, unconscious. Grinning, as he
walks back up the ramp.)

JR: We'll be right back!

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(The camera catches the door from the parking lot open. Inside the parking lot, a blue 2004 GTO is seen. Dreadnaught reaches into his pocket and pulls out the keys. He pushes a button.)

Car: BLEEP!

(The headlights flash as the car alarm is armed.)

JR: Last week Eco-system returned and thought they stole Dread’s car!

King: Turns out Reno drove Dread’s neighbors car that week!

JR: Who is Dread’s neighbor?

King: OJ SIMPSON!

JR: I don’t want to be in Eco-systems shoes right now!

(Dreadnaught looks down at the ground and picks a bag up. He puts it over his shoulder and walks down the hall.)

JR: And if that weren’t enough, Dread is in a match tonight against Tamer for a shot at Harry’s Intercontinental Title!

King: What a night we have!

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(The camera cuts backstage where The Judge is shown standing outside of the Women's locker room. He knocks on the door and frowns as Judge Moody answers it.)

Moody: What the hell do you want? Have you come to try and hit on another BMWF Diva? For pete's sake Judge, you're getting almost as bad as Tamer!

Judge: What does that supposed to mean?

Moody: Well, let's look at the facts. First it was you and me, and there was definitely something going on there. And then you join the Deadly Medley right after Rachel Pitt joins. Then you hire Aquatic as your manager and finally three weeks ago on Bedlam, you were flirting with Athena Hashi! Who's next Judge, Dizi?

Judge: First of all, there was nothing going on between us! And second of all, there is nothing going on between myself and any of the BMWF Divas! You're just paranoid!

Moody: Paranoid huh? Well when you find yourself trying to meet Jacklyn J and the other Divas you haven't gotten close to yet, then I'll just sit back and laugh. But then again maybe I won't even give you the chance to get close to another Diva like you were close to Aquatic, maybe tonight I'll rid the BMWF of Jacklyn J and Francine!

Judge: Moody, you're crazy!

Moody: Yeah, maybe you're right, well, Aquatic isn't here.

Judge: That's better, I'll see you around Moody.

Moody: Bye.

(The Judge walks off as the camera zooms in on Judge Moody who has an evil looking grin on her face. She slams the door shut as the camera slowly fades.)

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(Aquatic drives into the parking lot in a rental car. She hops out and is confronted by two fans-one male one female.)

Female: Oh my gosh, Aquatic! Can we have your autograph?

Aquatic: (looks at them funny) Huh? I thought all my fans were Gothic. No whips or chains?

Male: Not at all. (The Male fan extends a pen and paper, and Aquatic signs.) We've been waiting in the lot for you to show up, come out and support you.

Aquatic: Support me? Why?

Female: Well, after what Inferno did to you last week, we thought you'd like to know that you still have your people out there supporting you.

Male: I hope you know what he did was totally out of line. That wasn't any fault of your own, he's just a jerk.

Aquatic: (smiles) I appreicate that. (turns to the female fan.) You've got a good guy here. Don't let him go.

Female/Male: Thanks. (They laugh.)

Aquatic: Stick around for the show, will you? I think you'll be surprised at what goes down tonight.

Female: All right, thank you!

(Aquatic hands back the pad and enters the building.)

FADE

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(The Bruisertron lights up and shows Shane Perish pacing back and forth in
his locker room. Jacklyn J. is sitting on the couch with a hand covering her
eyes.)

Jacklyn J.: Calm down it's only Master Z.

Shane: Only .Only? What's wrong with you don't you remember what he did to
me in that elimination chamber?

Jacklyn J.: That wasn't you that was Asylum who is now gone tonight Shane
will walk out there and show the world why he isn't Asylum and why he's that
much better when you beat Master Z one on one with no one's help.

Shane: *Sigh*..You're right. Tonight I'll go out there and prove what I've
been saying.

Jacklyn J.: Exactly tonight you'll prove that you're the best T.V. champion
past, present, and future.

Shane: Thanks babe I'm going get out there now. And stay back here tonight
no telling what he's capable of.

(Shane walks out as the camera fades to black.)

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Donnie MacPhearson...
At a total combined weight of 305 pounds...
From Clearwater, Florida... weighing in at 130 pounds...
Danielle "Dizi" MacPhearson
His partner...
From Miami, FL... weighing in at 175 pounds...
Judge Moody

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Ravven...
At a total combined weight of 263 pounds...
From Brooklyn, NY... weighing in at 120 pounds...
Francine
Her partner...
From Trier, Germany... weighing in at 143 pounds...
Jacklyne J.


*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Francine whips Dizi into the turnbuckle.
Francine charges into the corner.
Francine goes for a facerake, but Dizi blocks it.
Dizi hoists Francine high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Franci
ne crashing hard to the mat.
Dizi nails Francine with a dropkick.
Dizi is going for the cover.
Joe Finch counts: One, shoulder up.
Dizi gets an armlock leglock submission on Francine.
Joe Finch tells Francine to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Francine nods.
Joe Finch tells Francine to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Francine nods.
Francine is inching her way towards the ropes.
Francine inches her way towards the ropes after 22 seconds.
Dizi tags out to Judge Moody.
Judge Moody and Dizi hit Francine with a double vertical suplex.
Dizi leaves the ring.
Judge Moody uses a snap mare on Francine.
Judge Moody uses a dropkick on Francine.
Judge Moody covers Francine.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Judge Moody hits Francine with an arm bar.
Judge Moody shouts at the crowd.
There is no crowd reaction.
Judge Moody executes a headbutt on Francine.
Judge Moody goes for a DDT, but Francine counters it with a backdrop.
Francine tags out to Jacklyne J..
Jacklyne J. and Francine hit Judge Moody with a double bulldog.
Francine leaves the ring.
Jacklyne J. uses a huricanrana on Judge Moody.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jacklyne J..
Jacklyne J. hoists Judge Moody high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Jud
ge Moody crashing hard to the mat.
Jacklyne J. takes Judge Moody down with a pumphandle suplex.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jacklyne J..
Jacklyne J. nails Judge Moody with a missile dropkick.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jacklyne J. does a backflip.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Jacklyne J. goes for a bulldog, but Judge Moody blocks it.
Judge Moody hits Jacklyne J. with a dropkick.
Judge Moody tags out to Dizi.
Francine enters the ring and lays out Judge Moody.
Jacklyne J. and Francine hit Dizi with a double bulldog.
Francine leaves the ring.
Jacklyne J. smacks Dizi with a devastating clothesline .
Jacklyne J. goes for a snap suplex, but Dizi blocks it.
Dizi goes for a headlock takedown, but Jacklyne J. throws her off.
Jacklyne J. goes for a sleeperhold, but Dizi counters it with a jawbreaker.
Dizi goes for a baseball slide, but Jacklyne J. side-steps and Dizi
only hits air.
Jacklyne J. runs into the ropes.
Jacklyne J. almost takes Dizi's head off with a clothesline
Jacklyne J. goes for a snap suplex, but Dizi blocks it.
Dizi goes for a snapmare, but Jacklyne J. blocks it.
Jacklyne J. nails Dizi with a snap suplex.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Jacklyne J. whips Dizi into the ropes.
Dizi misses with a clothesline.
Dizi hits Jacklyne J. with a shoulderblock.
Dizi hoists Jacklyne J. high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Jac
klyne J. crashing hard to the mat.
Dizi chops Jacklyne J..
The crowd is cheering on Dizi.
Dizi hits Jacklyne J..
Jacklyne J. chops Dizi.
Jacklyne J. kicks Dizi.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Dizi chops Jacklyne J..
Dizi hoists Jacklyne J. high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Jac
klyne J. crashing hard to the mat.
Dizi hoists Jacklyne J. high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Jac
klyne J. crashing hard to the mat.
Dizi hits armlock on Jacklyne J..
Dizi runs into the ropes.
Jacklyne J. goes for a monkey flip, but Dizi blocks it.
Dizi hits armlock on Jacklyne J..
Dizi hoists Jacklyne J. high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Jac
klyne J. crashing hard to the mat.
Dizi is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dizi punches Jacklyne J..
The crowd is cheering on Dizi.
Dizi hits Jacklyne J..
Jacklyne J. kicks Dizi.
You could hear a pin drop.
Jacklyne J. kicks Dizi.
Dizi kicks Jacklyne J..
Jacklyne J. punches Dizi.
There is no crowd reaction.
Jacklyne J. kicks Dizi.
Dizi chops Jacklyne J..
The crowd is cheering on Dizi.
Dizi uses a dropkick on Jacklyne J..
Dizi executes a baseball slide on Jacklyne J..
Dizi goes for a vertical suplex, but Jacklyne J. counters it with
a small package.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Jacklyne J. kicks Dizi.
There is no crowd reaction.
Jacklyne J. chops Dizi.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Jacklyne J. kicks Dizi.
You could hear a pin drop.
Jacklyne J. nails Dizi with a missile dropkick.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are cheering on Jacklyne J..

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winners are Francine and Jacklyne J.!

JR: Judge Moody just grabbed a chair and she has snapped!

(Judge Moody runs back into the ring with the chair and swings wildly, making her partner and opponents flee from the ring. Judge Moody screams at them and slams her chair against the ropes. Judge Moody then grabs a mic from the ring announcer.)

Moody: YOU STAY AWAY FROM JUDGE...YOU HEAR ME? IF I EVEN SEE YOU NEAR THE JUDGE...THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!

JR: It sounds like someone is jealous to me!

King: She has snapped JR! This woman is crazy!

(The Judge Judy theme hits as Judge Moody heads to the back while the crowd boos.)
 

JR: We'll be right back!

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(The scene opens up where we see Axe's black 1969 Pontiac GTO come sliding into an empty parking space outside the BMWF Arena in Andrian, Michigan. As the door opens up a pair of black Converse sneakers touch the ground followed by some straight leg denim Levi's, a "Darkening" t-shirt and leather jacket. Finally the camera pans up to the head where we see Axe looking scruffy as usual with a cigarette hanging between his lips.)

(He grabs his duffel bag and locks up the car before closing the driver's door and sitting on the hood of the vehicle. Taking some drags from the cigarette he begins to speak in a rusty voice...)

Axe: Just when I thought The Darkening days were over we return to dish out some revenge to The Eco-System where last week Inferno insulted his wife and broke her heart in front of all the thousands of fans and her friends and co-workers.

Axe: Like I had said earlier these past few days Aquatic we have not forgotten and are going to whoop those two clowns around that ring in your honour...no one disrespects our friend or OUR manager. Mineral...Inferno...consider this match tonight no welcome home present. You want to mess with the people I have respect for? Then so be it!

(Axe takes a few more drags of the cigarette slowly exhaling before continuing.)

Axe: Now Spoon...it feels good to tag back up with you again brother, but let's not confuse the simple minded fools that watch us to get the idea that we're back together as this is just business. No offense and I know you won't take anything from what I just said but I have another path to follow once we've done this match as do you with your TV title match against Perish. I have the hardcore title in my eyes...and I will damn sure get it!

Axe: So buddy...let's go out there one more time and show these Norweigan punks we mean business and hopefully send their *Bleeps* packing! I'll see you in the ring Spoon and Eco-System I'll most DEFINITELY see you punks.

(Axe flicks the cigarette and grabs his duffel bag before heading inside the arena as the scene fades out.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Cincinnati, OH...
Weighing in at 325 pounds...

Sebastian "The One" Clarke

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

Savio Garcia

JR: Who is that on the stage?

(The camera zooms up to the entrance and a figure is seen in the dark entranceway. The man steps forward and revealed to be Dreadnaught.)

King: Why is Dreadnaught watching?

(Dreadnaught steps to the edge of the stage and watches the match.)

JR: The last time The One and Dread were in a ring, The One put Dread out of commission!

King: Dread is just here to watch!

JR: I doubt that!

(Dreadnaught continues to stare into the ring.)


*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Sebastian Clarke hits Savio Garcia with a full nelson slam.
There is no crowd reaction.
Sebastian Clarke nails Savio Garcia with a fallaway slam.
Sebastian Clarke hits Savio Garcia with the Reverse DDT.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Sebastian Clarke goes for a bodyslam, but Savio Garcia blocks it.
Darklord comes to ringside.
Savio Garcia hits a back heel kick on Sebastian Clarke.
Savio Garcia goes for the 450 Splash, but Sebastian Clarke counters it with
a rollover.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sebastian Clarke runs into the ropes.
Sebastian Clarke almost takes Savio Garcia's head off with a clothesline
Sebastian Clarke smacks Savio Garcia with a devastating clothesline .
Sebastian Clarke runs into the ropes.
Sebastian Clarke misses with a kick.
Sebastian Clarke hits Savio Garcia with a clothesline.
Sebastian Clarke goes for a camel clutch, but Savio Garcia blocks it.
Savio Garcia smacks Sebastian Clarke with a devastating lariat .
Savio Garcia almost takes Sebastian Clarke's head off with a flying clothesline
Savio Garcia almost takes Sebastian Clarke's head off with a flying lariat
Savio Garcia goes for a flying sunset flip, but Sebastian Clarke sits down on
him.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Sebastian Clarke shoves Bart Farinus.
Bart Farinus threatens Sebastian Clarke with disqualification.
Bart Farinus shoves Sebastian Clarke back.
Sebastian Clarke is knocked down.
Savio Garcia takes Sebastian Clarke down with a kick to the head.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Savio Garcia.
Savio Garcia is going for the pin.
Savio Garcia almost takes Sebastian Clarke's head off with a flying lariat
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, Ivan Fearless breaks the pin.
Bart Farinus disqualifies Sebastian Clarke.
A portion of the crowd is booing Savio Garcia.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Savio Garcia!

JR: Dreadnaught is still here!

King: The One just saw him!

(The camera zooms in on Dreadnaught’s face. He mouths the words “Welcome Back” before pointing at the One.)

JR: What does that mean?

(Dreadnaught smirks and then turns around.)

JR: We'll be right back!

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(O.J.'s car drives up to the arena, with a few bulletholes in the windshield partially covered in duct tape. The Eco-Mobile drives up alongside it, and Inferno and Mineral step out of their respective cars.)

Inferno: Man, why didn't you tell me this was O.J.'s car before I drove through Malcolm X Boulevard with it?

Mineral: I could have sworn it was Dreadnaught's. Well, was the ride more fun than Disneyland?

Inferno: Uh…not so much.

Mineral: (laughs) Too bad. Ready to take on Darkening tonight?

Inferno: Oh yeah! Prove our mettle against a younger, quicker team…it's going to be off the heezy!

Mineral: Nobody says that anymore, you need to update your English slang dictionary.

Inferno: Yeah…speaking of non-native speakers, that Maria Sharapova is FINE! She's like Anna Kournikova with talent!

Mineral: She's also not legal yet, genius.

Inferno: Oh. Too bad, I wanted to hook her up with you.

Mineral: With ME?

Inferno: Yeah! Why not?

(Mineral laughs and enters the building.)

Inferno: Come on! She's a champion…you were a champion…it could work!

(Inferno runs after Mineral.)

FADE

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(Tobey Miliken is walking around the back slamming his fist into his hands. He is grumbling under his breath when Bole walks in.)

Bole: So Tobey, tonight you and Mafioso will.

Tobey: Yeah that's right, the MEXICAN'T takes on Hollywood Idol. You know something Bole, I am sick. I am sick of this stupid Church of Legends group. I am sick of Lowedown. I am sick of Mafioso but more than anything..more than anything that has happened in the past couple of weeks. I AM SICK OF LOSING!

Bole: Well, I understand that Tobey, I mean you do seem to be on a rather long losing streak.

Tobey: IT'S A FREAKING JOKE BOLE. A JOKE! Everywhere I go I hear people say, oh look it's poor Tobey Miliken. THE BMWF LOSER! He loses every match. I AM SICK OF LOSING!

Bole: Well Tobey, that's part of the growing pains. I mean Lowedown didn't win every match when he first started.

Tobey: SHUT UP BOLE! I haven't won a match in 2 months. 2 FREAKING MONTHS! BUT TONIGHT! TONIGHT IS TOBEY'S NIGHT! Tonight I am walking into that ring and taking out the trash. TONIGHT I WIN. And once I start winning there ain't nothing going to stop me.

Bole: That's a great attitude to have Tobey it really is.

Tobey: BUT BEFORE MY FIRST MATCH! I have some business to take care of. Excuse me Bole.

Bole: Uh. sure.

(Tobey walks away and Bole just stands there looking.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Chicago, IL...
Weighing in at 137 pounds...

The Women's Champion...
Athena Hashi

LILLY: Her opponent...
From Seymour...
Weighing in at 131 pounds...

PA: PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN! THE FLAME RETURNS!

("Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven plays over the PA system as blue fireworks shoot off from the stage. Aquatic comes out from behind the curtain, smiling and with microphone in hand.)

JR: Aquatic has had a terrible week, but tonight, she has the opportunity to make an incredible rebound.

(Aquatic motions for her music to be cut, and she begins talking as she makes her way down to the ring.)

Aquatic: You know…I've had a lot to deal with and think about this week. Obviously, I appreciate the fan support I've been getting (a few cheers) , but something just has been seeming remiss for me. No, it's not just Jarrett and I splitting up. I've realized that the fact that I could not adequetly distract myself from that situation was because I haven't focused on my own career in a long time.

(Aquatic hops up to the ring, and the pyro goes off, surprising her.)

Aquatic: Yeesh….don't you shut that off when the music goes off? Anyhow, a lot of my recent success in this company has come from managing, and as fun as that is, I need to refocus and rededicate myself to my own career, which only I am in full control of. So tonight, I'm going to start by taking back MY Woman's Championship! (Cheers.) Athena Hashi has NOT been a champion of the people! Not one defense, horrible wrestling…in fact, not even one victory I can think of after winning the title! So tonight, I'm seperating the girls from the women, retiring Athena Hashi, and bringing the Woman's Division back to the exclusive club it once was! Practice with me, people! NA NA NA NA….

Crowd: NA NA NA NA….

Aquatic: HEY HEY HEY….

Crowd/Aquatic: GOODBYE!

*DING DING*

(Aquatic dodges a lariat by Athena Hashi and flips off the middle rope with an Asai.)

JR: ASAI! ASAI! The Japanese style fo Aquatic coming in handy!

Aquatic whips Athena chest-first into the corner.
Athena comes out backwards holding her chest, and Aquatic pulls her up.
Aquatic executes the Ice Breaker.

JR: ICE BREAKER! ICE BREAKER! ICE BREAKER! Thaat's it!

Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Aquatic further incites the crowd.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner and NEW Women's champion is Aquatic!

CROWD: NA NA NA NA….Crowd: NA NA NA NA…. HEY HEY HEY….GOODBYE!

PA: THISISAPUBLICSERVICEANNOUNCEMNT-BZZZT-THISISONLYATEST

WELCOME TO OUR WORLD

("ECOworld" by Isolated plays over the PA system as the Eco-System comes out to horrific boos. They walk down to the ring as Aquatic follows them with her eyes. They hop up to the apron, and Inferno grabs two microphones immediately.)

Inferno: Aquatic baby, how you doing? (Inferno passes Aquatic a mike.)

Aquatic: (catching the mike) What do you two losers want now? It's over between us!

Inferno: OH NO, SHEILA! IT'S NOT OVER, NOT BY A LONG SHOT! (boos.) You see, in case you forgot, you are CONTRACTED to us for the rest of our careers! And that contract overrides Judge, it overrides Darkening, and Hell-Norway, it even overrides Dizi!

King: Are they serious, JR?

Mineral: (taking Inferno's mike.) So why don't you make like a good little girl and come home to us, huh?

Aquatic: (visibly upset.) I'll find a way out of this, I promise you…

Mineral: Oh, it's airtight, you wrote it yourself. You can't leave us, we can't leave you. And since we didn't breach the contract, I suppose-

(The BMWF theme plays over the PA system, and from behind the curtain comes….MICHAEL BOLE!)

JR/King: MICHAEL BOLE?

Aquatic: MICHAEL BOLE?

Inferno/Mineral: MIKEY?

Crowd: WHAAA?

(Michael Bole slides in the ring, microphone in hand, and stands between Aquatic and the Eco-System.)

Bole: You know….I know you threatened me last week….but sometimes a man has to step up and…sometimes he has to stand up…

Inferno: (bellowing) GET OUT OF OUR RING MIKEY!

Bole: (visibly nervous) NO! (Crowd pop as the Eco-System is incredulous.) Attack m-me if you want, I don't care! B-b-but you have to stop treating Aquatic this w-way! And I'm n-not going to sit by a-and let you do it!

Inferno: OH! BIG MAN! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, MIKEY? YOU KNOW WHAT?

(Michael Bole is nervous as Aquatic is telling him to leave. Inferno begins to walk toward Michael bole, but Mineral grabs the microphone.)

Mineral: Leave him be, Jarrett.

Inferno: (loud enough to hear) Are you KIDDING me, Brock?

Mineral: No. Give this pathetic, demasculinized man his moment of bravado. And Sheila….manage whoever you want tonight, it doesn't matter. But tonight..when we take your little blue chippers in the Darkening, and turn them into just another Natural Disaster, you will be FORCED to recognize that WE are the master of yoru destiny. Eco-LIFE.

PA: THISISAPUBLICSERVICEANNOUNCEMNT-BZZZT-THISISONLYATEST

WELCOME TO OUR WORLD

(The Eco-System leaves as "ECOworld" plays again and they walk up the ramp, evil grin on their faces. Michael Bole tries to reassure Aquatic that things will be fine, and then he leaves. Aquatic remains in the ring a few more moments with an odd expression on her face, then she leaves.)

JR: Emotions will be running high! Eco-System vs. The Darkening with Aquatic….TONIGHT!

>>>

(Myers stands backstage, black eye makeup smudged across his cheeks, new
black dye running through his sparse, now free-flowing hair. BMWF staff
march around backstage, careful to avoid the near seven-foot monster, as
they go about their production business. Myers steps across to the water
cooler.)

Myers: Gossip. BMWF Gossip. What's new around this place? If these walls
could speak. Well, not really. Everything around here is black and white,
rarely is anything grey. There are villains and there are heroes, me
belonging to the previous. There are winners, and there is most definitely
the fair share of losers. Me... Again, belonging squarely in the winner's
category.

(Myers fills a paper cup with ice-cold water. Sipping slowly from the cup.)

Myers: So now you're thinking, didn't Myers lose last Bedlam to of all
people 'The Judge'? Well yes. But forgive me. I'm still taking off my
training wheels being back here. But ask Imprisom what he thinks about the
fatal moment his career faced when he suffered the might of the Final
Reckoning. I doubt we'll be seeing his ugly mug around these parts anytime
soon.

(Myers finishes drinking from his cup, crumples the cup in his hand,
discarding it on the floor by his side.)

Myers: Ezekiel is tonight's victim. I know little about this man, and the
little I do know, isn't very impressive. My impact here was instant. This
man still stumbles about looking for respect after a great deal of months
here. Ezekiel I'll make it simple just lie down, give up. Myers is back to
reveal to you all how the dark forces have conspired, and together, conjured
all that is and ever will be.

(Myers, inches slowly, closer to the camera.)

Myers: In me is the power to rearrange all that is possible, and bask in the
rewards the spirits and dark lords shower upon me. Hell is not a place. It's
an image of my face. And look ever-closer Ezekiel, as my eyes reveal your
destiny, a destiny limited in prosperity and shortening even as we speak.

(Myers turns back to the water cooler, fills a new paper cup and proceeds to
sip, eagerly, grinning with expectation.)

Myers: Gossip. Do I have gossip to tell? But all in due time. When all the
stars are aligned and these secrets can no longer wait. Soon the BMWF will
be painted all in grey.

(We leave Myers as he continues to contemplate.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of Parts Unknown...
Weighing in at 242 pounds...

Ezekiel

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Loomis...
Hailing from Haddenfield...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...

Myers

(Myers eagerly walks down the ramp, wringing his hands together, ready for
the match ahead. Myers slides into the ring, grins, and combs his left hand
through his dyed black hair. The ring announcer hands Myers a microphone,
before hastely sliding out under the ropes.)

Myers: Ezekiel, little Ezekiel... Tonight is a battle of will, a titanic
battle of all that is infested with evil. I stand here ready to go to any
extreme. My will wont wain and fade away, unlike the darkness you cling to
which will elude you when it ultimately matters... and I'll be here to
pounce and finish the job, take the win. And honour those that have fallen
and sacrificed it all to preserve this moment, my opportunity to conquer.

(Myers walks, poised with his head down, into the corner, climbing the
turnbuckle. Myers screams out to the crowd.)

Myers: Hell is not a place... IT'S AN IMAGE OF MY FACE!

(The crowd erupts with patches of applause, amongst the multitude of boos
and disgust.)


*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

King: Well at least Ezekiel decided to show up this week
 
JR: Ezekiel was forced to attend to something in Germany last week
 
King: Germany? Seems like a bit of a pathetic excuse – what was he doing there?
 
JR: Well he never gave precise details
 
King: See what I mean?
 
JR: From what he said it seemed important, and he is not one to normally let the side down.
 
King: Since when did you become a big Ezekiel fan?
 
JR: Myers goes for a running power bomb, but Ezekiel counters it with a kneebar.
Myers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Myers reaches the ropes after being locked up for 15 seconds.
Ezekiel throws Myers out of the ring.
Ezekiel goes through the ropes.
Ezekiel whips Myers into the guardrail.
Ezekiel nails Myers with a bulldog.
Ezekiel sits on the turnbuckle in the corner of the ring when opponent has been
knock for six, looking somewhat dissapointed of his opponent.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Ezekiel shoves Myers into the guardrail.
Ezekiel sits on the turnbuckle in the corner of the ring when opponent has been
knock for six, looking somewhat dissapointed of his opponent.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ezekiel.
Ezekiel throws Myers into the ringpost.
Ezekiel hits a legsweep on Myers.
Ezekiel executes a kick to the thigh on Myers.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
Ezekiel whips Myers into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Earl Hepner counts: 3.
Loomis comes from behind and distracts Ezekiel.
Myers shoves Ezekiel into the guardrail.
Myers throws Ezekiel into the guardrail.
Myers takes Ezekiel down with a piledriver.
Earl Hepner counts: 4.
Myers throws Ezekiel into the guardrail.
Myers uses an atomic drop on Ezekiel.
Ezekiel is busted wide open.
Loomis comes from behind, but Ezekiel nails Loomis.
Myers whips Ezekiel into the guardrail.
Myers hits a boot to face on Ezekiel.
Earl Hepner counts: 5.
Myers gets back into the ring.
Ezekiel follows him back in.
Myers performs the death cy (summoning the spirits of the underworld).
Myers is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

JR: Ezekiel and Myers circling each other. Ezekiel goes for the lock-up but Myers takes a step back.
 
(Myers charges and connects with a tackle, taking Ezekiel to the mat)
 
JR: What power shown here by Myers.
 
(Ezekiel uses the momentum to roll over onto Myers, where he quickly locks in an armbar)
 
JR: Ezekiel showing his technical ability, this guy has been well trained, wherever and whoever trained him.
Myers uses a bodyslam on Ezekiel.
Myers goes for a sleeperhold, but Ezekiel counters it with a jawbreaker.
Ezekiel hits a legsweep on Myers.
Ezekiel catches Myers in an armbar submission.
Ezekiel lets go after 14 seconds.

JR: Myers has Ezekiel in the corner, good kicks and punches to the body of Ezekiel. Big right hand to the side of Zeke’s head, Myers sends Ezekiel to the opposite corner, Myers follows in…
 
*CRUNCH*
 
JR: …drop toe hold, Myers’s head just snapped off the bottom turnbuckle. Ezekiel still hanging onto the leg drags Myers to the middle of the ring, he’s got a modified Achilles hold locked on Myers
 
CROWD: SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT! SEE THE LIGHT!
 
(Ezekiel turns the hold into a leg lock)
 
JR: Ezekiel using some combination shoot submission wrestling here tonight, I heard that he has had some shoot fight experience in the past.

JR: Ezekiel sends Myers to the ropes… rolling butterfly lock, does not look like he has got it locked in properly
 
(Ezekiel breaks the hold and locks in a headlock. After some time Myers manages to make his way to his feet)
 
JR: Myers trying to battle his way out of the headlock.
 
King: NOO!! Ezekiel with a bulldog, Myers down.
 
JR: This match is going back and forth.

JR: Myers with Ezekiel in the corner, the referee trying to break it up, the ref has caught an elbow from Myers… the referee is down!
 
King: Yah! Time for Myers to take advantage.
 
JR: You mean cheat King?
 
King: No… take advantage of the situation.
 
JR: He is going to have trouble, he is the one that will be in trouble if he tries anything.
 
King: What’s that Myers got, YAH a pair of brass knuckles!!
 
(Myers swings with the brass knuckles, but Ezekiel manages to duck at the last minute)
 
JR: Ezekiel with a boot to the gut of Myers, BONA FIDE… he hits the gutwrench powerbomb into the turnbuckles. Myers eyes are glazing over.

JR: Ezekiel coming back here, retaliation time, whips Myers to the corner – no reversal… Myers follows in, Ezekiel with a side step and a roll up
 
REF: One… Two… Th
 
King: YAH! Shoulder up!
 
JR: Oh was that close, the crowd on their feet here! Myers back to his feet, big clothesline on Ezekiel
 
King: Myers is fast to dominate, fast to regain control. Myers slapping Zeke in the corner now!!
 
(Myers whips Ezekiel into the opposing corner)
 
JR: What power shown by Myers, that moved the actual ring!
 
JR: Myers looking to put this one away, DROP TOE HOLD!! Myers down, Ezekiel with a drop toe hold… he’s got an Achilles hold locked in!
 
 JR: Good move by Myers to escape that hold, but can he mount any kind of offensive? Both men to their feet, Myers with a laboured right hand, Ezekiel ducks, INQUISITION!!!!
 
(Ezekiel rolls over Myers and hooks a leg)

Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ezekiel.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Ezekiel!

(Ezekiel beckons for a microphone, as he wipes blood away from a small cut above his eye, he begins to talk)
 
Ezekiel: The past, present and future are colliding. For those self-righteous preachers heed this warning… examine the sin within yourselves before you wage a war on so-called sinners. Let the truth guide you and set you free from the false images that the shadows bring forth.

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The camera cuts backstage where The Couch is shown standing next to the BMWF Light-Heavyweight Champion, The Judge.)

Couch: Judge, last week on Bedlam, you challenged Pain to a match at the next Pay-Per-View for your Light-Heavyweight title. If Pain wins, then your title would become vacant and Pain would be able to hand it over to someone. Has Pain answered your challenge yet?

Judge: No Couch, the coward hasn't answered my challenge yet! He must be so concerned about his match with LoweDown tonight that he forgot all about it! Well if Pain thinks his match with LoweDown will be tough tonight, just wait until he sees what I have in store for him!

Couch: Tonight Judge you put your Light-Heavyweight title on the line against newcomer Rogue Morello. Morello seemed very excited to be getting his first BMWF title shot and hopes to capitalize on it. What are your comments?

Judge: Rogue Morello seems like a worthy competitor for my title and he certainly has had a lot to say about our match, but tonight we're going to see if he can really back it up! Tonight, in front of all my Jury members here in Adrian, Rogue Morello will be sentenced, and THAT...IS...FINAL!

(The Judge walks off as the camera fades.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Chicago, IL...
Weighing in at 290 pounds...

Howitzer

LILLY: His opponent...
From Breaux Bridge, LA...
Weighing in at 346 pounds...

Levon "The Truck" Jones

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Howitzer takes Levon Jones down with a piledriver.
Howitzer hits Levon Jones with a powerslam.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Howitzer whips Levon Jones into the ropes.
Howitzer uses a powerslam on Levon Jones.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Howitzer runs into the ropes.
Levon Jones almost takes Howitzer's head off with a clothesline
Levon Jones hits a double ax handle chop on Howitzer.
Levon Jones whips Howitzer into the ropes.
Howitzer hits Levon Jones with a clothesline.

(Howitzer locks Jones up and delivers a swift kick to the gut.  With Jones dazed, Howitzer applies a secure bear hug.  Jones fights it furiously, but eventually his struggles ebb.)
 
J.R.:  Been a rough match on both these heavyweights, but surprisingly Howitzer's in the driver's seat!  This looks like one painful bearhug!
 
King:  I'm just as surprised as you, J.R.!  Howitzer is clearly showing that he's a quick study here!  Matching strength with strength against "The Truck," that idea's so good I'm surprised I didn't tell him to do it myself!
 
J.R.:  Jones starting to fade now...Howitzer lets him out of the hold, spins him around...oh my!!  OH MY!!  Cobra Clutch Bomb!  Gotta love that maneuver, King!
 
King:  I've gotta hand it to Howitzer tonight, J.R.!  He's doing all the right things.
 
J.R.:  Howitzer now, looking to take advantage of the fallen Levon Jones.  Bounces off the ropes...hits the body splash!  And Levon Jones is laid out like roadkill in the middle of that ring!
 
(The crowd gives a nice loud pop as Howitzer connects with the body splash.  Howitzer climbs the nearest turnbuckle and pounds his chest, yelling.  The crowd gets even louder.)
 
CROWD:  KICK HIS @$$!!  KICK HIS @$$!!  KICK HIS @$$!!  KICK HIS @$$!!
 
King:  I tell you what J.R., the crowd loves that "Kick his @$$" chant when Howitzer is in that ring!
 
J.R.:  That they do, King.  Howitzer now, grabbing Jones by the legs.  Flips him over, locks in the Boston Crab!  This is Howitzer's favorite submission maneuver and it's locked in tight!
 
(Howitzer leans back hard into the Boston Crab.  The ref repeatedly asks Jones if he wants to quit.  Jones refuses, and after almost 20 seconds of pain, begins to push himself up by the arms and use his upper body to drag himself to the ropes.)
 
J.R.:  My god!  Look at the power of Jones!  He's close to powering out of the Boston Crab!
 
(After several more pain-wracked seconds, Levon Jones finally grabs the bottom rope.  Howitzer breaks the hold.)
 
King:  He did it J.R.!!  He got the rope!!  But how much does he have left in him?  Is Howitzer gonna pull off the upset??

JR: Levon Jones falls out of the ring.
Howitzer goes through the ropes.
Howitzer hits Levon Jones with a face rake.
Len Stanley counts: 1.
Len Stanley counts: 2.
Howitzer runs Levon Jones into the ringpost.
Howitzer whips Levon Jones into the guardrail.
Howitzer throws Levon Jones into the guardrail.
Len Stanley counts: 3.
Len Stanley counts: 4.
Howitzer nails Levon Jones with a German suplex.
Len Stanley counts: 5.
Howitzer climbs back into the ring.
Len Stanley counts: 6
Len Stanley counts: 7
Len Stanley counts: 8
Len Stanley counts: 9
Len Stanley counts: 10
Levon Jones is counted out.
The crowd is starting to get behind Howitzer.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Howitzer! JR:

King: AAHHH! Myers is back JR!

(Myers storms out from behind the curtain and sprints, down the ramp,
towards the ring. Myers carries with him a steel chair.)

JR: What can this mad man have in mind King?

King: I have a fair idea JR! Blood!

(Myers slides into the ring, swinging the chair back behind his head.
Howitzer is dazed, exhausted.)

JR: No Myers... don't do it!

SMASH!

(Myers slams the chair, furiously, into the back of Howitzer's skull. He
falls to the mat.)

JR: The sound that chair shot made was hideous. He's done Myers, leave the
man alone.

(Myers drops the chair to his side. Picks Howitzer, almost unconscious, back
to his feet.)

King: I know what happens next.

JR: FINAL RECKONING ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! Howitzer is out cold King. This
poor competitor, what did he ever do to you Myers?

(Myers stands in the center of the ring, poised, grinning at his victim.
Myers slides out of the ring and picks up a ringside microphone.)

Myers: This is my competition? Him? Howitzer, that was a warning for you and
all the wrestlers backstage like you... stand aside, get out of my way,
don't card above me or this is what will occur. Hell is not a place... IT'S
AN IMAGE OF MY FACE!

JR: Somebody get Howitzer some help in there. We'll be right back.

JR:Ladies and Gentlemen, we've just been given word that Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame have arrived here tonight in Adrian, Michigan and they aren't happy!

King:What are you talking about? I thought Lowedown loved Michigan?

JR:He loves Michigan King! He just doesn't like Pain. If you remember the fact that Pain once tried to abduct Flame away from Lowedown!

King:I remember Lowedown handcuffing Pain to the ring and shocking him with a taser and then beating him with a steel chair!

JR:And earlier in the week, the Legend member made a small video that was directed right towards Pain in regards to this match up tonight.

King:Is that the one where you can sort of see Flame in the shower?

JR:I wasn't able to get a clear picture to be honest.

King:I snuck into Bruiser's office and used his computer to get close-up's of the shower. It was her alright! WOO-HOO!

JR:I can't believe you would do such a thing like that!

(J.R leans towards the King and pulls his microphone away...)

JR:Could you make me a copy?

King:Um...let's take a look at what Lowedown had to say to Pain.

JR:Lowedown also made a small comment to Tobey Miliken about his interferring ways.

King:I think Tobey learned his lesson. I would hate to see him out on a stretcher too early in this show. HAHAHA!

JR:Let's go to the footage!

(The Bruisertron lights up to show the footage from 7/2/04 as Lowedown is seen laying out his clothes for the next day...)

Lowedown:Pain, we have danced in that ring a time or two haven't we? You and I have bled in that ring for things we believed in and tomorrow night is no different. Well, maybe it is a bit different.

Throughout our career, we have fought for our own personal reasons. You have faced me to prove that you were the more dominant force. With me, it was to prove that when you put your hands on anything that belongs to me...I take it personal and beat your @$$ down! As the record stands, the Lowedown is here and you are under my thumb.

Now, things will change here soon and it will be because of my newfound faith and beliefs and my hatred for sinners like you. Your sins, although being in the past against me, are still sins against me and the Church of Legends.

Monday night, you will step into my church and you will have to face your sins head on. I will make you pay for your sins and maybe if the "man in charge" thinks you have suffered enough, I will forgive you for your sordid past.

But don't think too positive.

(J.R interjects...)

JR:And this is where Lowedown made his simple comment to Tobey.

(The tape resumes...)

Oh and by the way, Tobey...I haven't forgotten about you. Stay out of my business or you will feel what sin is all about.

(The Bruisertron shuts off as J.R and the King look back at each other...)

JR:There is no doubt that Lowedown and Pain have been a thorn in each other's side for quite some time.

King:And Tobey is a definite pain in the...

PA:YA FEEL ME?!?

(Suddenly, "Fever Dog" by Stillwater begins to play as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame make their way out from the entrance way. Lowedown is wearing a very stylish suit as is his brother Dozer. Flame is dressed in a short skirt and tight red blouse that barely covers her chest. Dozer has his collection box around his neck as Lowedown waves to the crowd and then begins to make his way towards the ring.The ring barely finishes placing the red carpet as Lowedown climbs up the steel steps and wipes his feet on the carpet and is about to climb in when...)

JR:Lowedown isn't entering the ring for some reason. What is wrong here?

King:Uh-oh!

JR:What?

King:A corner of the ring is flipped over and Lowedown is asking for a microphone.

(Lowedown pauses for a moment before finally speaking...)

Lowedown:You know as much as I love coming out here to Michigan, is it that d@mn hard to set up the ring good enough for a Church legend? I mean come on people!

(The crowd isn't sure how to react to Lowedown's bit of arrogance as a BMWF ring crew makes his way out and fixes the red carpet and Lowedown finally steps into the ring and holds the ropes open for both Flame and Dozer...)

JR:Lowedown's attitude has changed a bit lately ever since joining the Urban Legends.

King:He has been dressing alot snazzier as of late! I think he's been taking clothing tips from the Rock!

Lowedown:Here we are in Adrian, Michigan and I am very happy to say that the BMWF arena is practically...sin free!

(Both Dozer and Flame give golf claps to the crowd as the King hides behind J.R...)

King:He must not know that I'm here tonight! HAHAHA!

Lowedown:However, we do have a few people here tonight who don't have a single clue what a sin is unless it stripped right in front of them! One of the main sinners in this entire building is my opponent tonight...PAIN!

(The crowd bos at the mention of Pain's name as Lowedown adjusts his tie for a moment...)

Lowedown:Pain, we haven't been in this ring for a while and I want you to know something about things here in the Church. In the Church, we have manners and standards that all the Legends believe in. We have the Commandment of Legends and the commandments are etched in stone! I shall read them as follows.

JR:Apparently we are about to get a sermon from Lowedown.

King:These are probably going to be some strange commandments!

Lowedown:When the Legends made these commandments, we made them specifically to help each and every one of the BMWF sinners understand that when we mean we look to cast them out for all their sins, we mean it!

(Lowedown pauses for a moment and clears his throat...)

Lowedown:Commandment #1 is...Thou shalt not be legendary unless the Legends decide! Which means that you are not a legend until are in the ring with a legend!
Commandment #2 is...Thou shalt not sin in front of a Legend! If you sin in front of our eyes, you will pay the price from one of the legends! We are easy going, but we will not hesitate to strike you down!

King:So far so good. I'm totally clear of these two!

JR:I think there is one more!

Lowedown:And the most important commendment with the Church of Legends is...THOU SHALT RESPECT THE CHURCH! If you do not respect the Church, then you are a sinner! Pain, you are a sinner! Tobey, you are definitely a sinner! And anyone else who steps in our way will be in our sights! Ya feel me?

(Almost the entire crowd shouts out with Lowedown, but Lowedown notices that some of the crowd is silent. Lowedown looks towards his wife who shrugs her shoulders...)

Lowedown:Well, I guess I shall have to wrap this one up. Unless...oh wait a moment! Allow me to make one more statement to a certain young individual and I think you know who you are. Don't you...Tobey.

JR:Oh no. Tobey is hopefully not in the arena right now.

King:If he is, he'd better leave.

Lowedown:Tobey, I'm letting you know that I haven't forgotten about you since the last time I choked your @$$ out last week! And I'm putting you on notice right now! If you stick your nose in my business at any time during the Hardcore tournament, I will handle you the same way I handled Master Z in the Cremation match...I will burn you alive! That is the Lowedown on that!

("Fever Dog" begins to play again as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame slide out of the ring and make their way up the rampway. All three of them turn around and bless the crowd before making their way back...)

JR:Lowedown is letting the "sinners" know that they are being watched!

King:Good thing I'm not one of those!

JR:Yeah right! Folsk, we'll be right back!

(Tobey Miliken is walking around in the back and see's Mafioso warming up for his match. Tobey walks over and while Mafioso is stretching Tobey puts something in Mafioso's drinking water. Mafioso see's nothing. Tobey then sneaks out quietly.)

(Lowedown is walking around the dressing room when he hears someone knocking at his door. Lowedown walks over to answer the door. When he answers the door there stands Misty Rivers in a two piece bikini.)

Misty: Excuse me Lowedown, but could you tell me, do these look real?

(Misty then pulls her top off. The camera only shows from behind. Lowedown is looking at Misty's breasts when Tobey Miliken who has been hiding in Lowedown's room comes out from behind Lowedown and hits him with a sledge hammer.)

(Lowedown suddenly comes from out of nowehere and blindsides Tobey with a singapore cane shot. Lowedown looks down and sees a figure down on the floor. Lowedown rolls him over to see that it is Bat Masterson dressed up to look like Lowedown. Lowedown turns back around and levels Tobey again with another hard shot. Dozer watches Tobey fall to his feet and then drops the collection box down on the back of his head. The box falls like a stone on the back of Tobey's head. As Dozer picks up the box, you can see blood dripping from the back of Tobey's head. Lowedown picks up Tobey and presses him high in the air with a military press and then throws him face first into the concrete wall. Tobey falls to the floor in a heap as Lowedown and Dozer stand over him. Lowedown shakes his head and speaks to Tobey...)

Lowedown:Nice to see you again Tobe! I hope you realize that I'm not enjoying any of this.

(Lowedown pauses as he rises up and is about to leave...)

Lowedown:Well, maybe just a lil' bit. See you soon Tobe.

(Lowedown and Dozer walk away leaving Tobey face first on the floor...)

>>>

(The Bruisertron lights up to show Axe in his locker room taping up his hands dressed in his ring attire wearing his black Doc Martins, ripped Denim shorts and his Darkening t-shirt which reads on the front "The Darkening" and on the back "Forsaken like the rest..." He finishes up taping and tosses the roll in his nearby duffel bag and goes to reach for his pack of Marlboro's when there is a knock at the door. Axe slowly walks over and cautiously opens the door seeing Michael Bole.)

Bole: Hey Axe! Is Spoon there with you would be great to do an interview with you two like old times!

Axe: No he's not...go away.

(Axe goes to close the door but Bole stops it with his foot and walks in with the cameraman.)

Bole: Then I guess you won't mind if I get a few words from yourself?

Axe: Looks like I don't have a damn choice as you barged in here, you got a large set of brass tonight Bole...go ahead fire away with your stupid questions.

(Axe sits on the bench and lights up a cigarette not really interested in doing the interview but Bole starts anyways...)

Bole: Tonight BMWF fans The Darkening return as they face The Eco-System in a tag match! Last week Aquatic's heart was crushed as Inferno insulted her and basically turned his back on her showing a rather strange side. Axe I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on the situation that occured.

Axe: I think it's disgusting that Inferno would do and say such things to his WIFE! We're not talking manager...or even girlfriend but the woman he married! I mean Aquatic missed both of those men and was so excited to see them back and he turns around and literally spits in her face. I couldn't believe what he was doing and I definitely couldn't believe Spoon and I would be tagging up so soon.

Bole: Speaking of that it has been awhile since you two have wrestled together how do you think things will turn out?

Axe: I guess we'll both go out there and just do our very best in Aquatic's honour...I think Spoon and I will quickly find ourselves on the same wave and be able to ride it out to victory. We work very well together and proved it when we became the BMWF Tag Team Champions. I don't mind uniting one last time for this match as it's for Aquatic and she's done a lot for us. But after this the tag stuff will be put behind me and I'll focus on my singles career such as the BMWF Hardcore title.

Bole: You definitely seem very focused on this belt...

Axe: Of course! It's a chance of a lifetime and although Box is one hell of a competitor inside that ring I am going to advance and beat him at his own game...I am determined to donate my body for blood and pain it's just part of my life.

Bole: Also if I can touch on this subject you faced Rogue Morello last week and gave quite a brutal attack after the match however he retaliated any thoughts?

Axe: Hell...I just had the stitches removed recently but he did quite a number and I respect someone for fighting back and not just laying there...he's alright and I am sure he'll find his way to success.

Bole: Well Axe any other comments for your opponent's tonight?

Axe: Yeah one...payback's a *Bleep!*

Bole: See you later Axe.

Axe: Bye.

(Bole leaves the locker room as Axe finishes his cigarette and the Bruisertron blinks out.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez...
Hailing from Mexico City...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Mafioso

LILLY: His opponent...
From Daytona, FL...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

"Movie Star" Tobey Miliken

(Pomp and Circumstance plays. Tobey makes his way to the ring wearing a pair of blue tights with the words, "Hollywood Idol" written down the legs. Tobey walks into the ring with Misty Rivers.)

Tobey: Good God. Last week we were in North Carolina and I thought that was pretty bad. BUT TONIGHT! We are in Michigan. Home of the Detroit Pistons.
(The fans cheer)

Tobey: Home of the NBA WORLD CHAMPIONS!
(The fans go wild again.)

Tobey: Home of the luckiest sons of (bleep) that I have ever seen.
(The fans start to boo)

Tobey: OH COME ON! You all know that the only reason you are walking around here wearing NBA championship t-shirts is because Phil Jackson allowed you to. Phil Jackson the greatest coach in the history of basketball.
(The fans start to throw litter into the ring.)

Tobey: But enough about your lousy team. I want to talk about ME!
(The fans boo louder)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Tobey Miliken whips Mafioso into the ropes, but Mafioso reverses it.
Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez trips Tobey Miliken.
Charles Robertson threatens Mafioso with disqualification.
Charles Robertson warns Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez.
Charles Robertson is back on the job.
Mafioso whips Tobey Miliken into the turnbuckle.
Mafioso runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tobey Miliken lifts his knee.
Tobey Miliken executes neckbreaker on Mafioso.
Tobey Miliken is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Tobey Miliken hits a rabbit punch on Mafioso.
Tobey Miliken hits neckbreaker on Mafioso.
The crowd is booing Tobey Miliken.
Tobey Miliken dusts off the abs.
The crowd is booing Tobey Miliken.
Tobey Miliken uses a falling headbutt on Mafioso.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.

(Suddenly a man is seen making his way to the ring.)

JR: WHO IS THAT?

King: It's not Lowedown.

JR: It's Howitzer! Tobey distracts the ref. Howitzer attacks Mafioso from behind. Howitzer hit's Mafioso with a double axe handle to the back. Howitzer then picks up Mafioso and suplexes him. Mafioso gets up slowly but starts to throw up all over the place. Mafioso can't get up. He is holding his stomach and is in great pain.

King: What's wrong with Mafioso?

JR: Tobey put something in Mafioso's water earlier. It obviously has made him sick.

(Mafioso is crawling on, holding his stomach and he starts to throw up again.)

King: What a great idea. A man can't find if he's crawling.

JR: THIS IS JUST SICK KING...JUST SICK!

(Tobey then grins and he and Howitzer shake hands. The crowd boos. Tobey then picks up Mafioso and then with a quick move puts Mafioso in a pile driver.)

JR: Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.

*DING DING*

(Mafioso is out like a light. Tobey is laying on the mat breathing hard. Misty runs to the ring and so does Howitzer. They help Tobey up and the three of them hug. Misty has the mic.)

Misty: Ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to introduce the next TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! The THOROUGHBREDS OF THE APOCALYPSE!

(All three smile and Howitzer helps Tobey out of the ring as they all three make their way to the back.)