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BMWF Bedlam Part II

JR: King Michael Bole is standing by with the Dutleys.

King: Oh great.

(Michael Bole is standing in the backstage area with the Dutley Boys.)

Bole: Guys, tonight you face the biggest challenge of your careers here in
the BMWF.

Bubba Ray: Michael Bole, would you do all of us a favor and listen to
yourself for once?

Bole: Well......

Bubba Ray: Blacksnake and Cable are just stepping stones to what we know to
be our's..... the BMWF tag team titles. Titles that two guys that do not
deserve to hold.

Bole: Guys, I don't think it's wise to provoke the tag team champions at this
time.

Dee-Vonn: Michael Bole, you're not paid to think. All you're paid for is to
ask questions and you're not doing a good job of that. Lowedown and Scotty
are paper champions at best. They haven't faced anyone yet.

Bubba Ray: They won't until they face me and my brother Dee-Vonn.

Dee-Vonn: When we first started to apply ourselves I told you all. You will
know our names. For we shall testify!!!!!!!

(Dee-Vonn and Bubba Ray move in on either side of Michael Bole and just stare
at him.)

LILLY: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 473 pounds...

"The Little Black Bombshell" Blacksnake and Cable

("Take It" by Staind hits over the P.A. system as Blacksnake and Cable walk
out from the back. Blacksnake is wearing black shorts and a white t-shirt.
Cable is wearing khaki pants and a white t-shirt also. He has the Hardcore
title over his left arm. The two men slowly make their way down to the ring.
They slide in and Blacksnake grabs a mic.)

Blacksnake: It's really great to be back in tag team action with my partner
and brother-in-law Cable. It's about time we show some people that not only
can we do it on our own but we can run with the best of them on the tag team
scene. If The Dutley's want to step up to the plate, then so be it. We got no
problem knocking the two of them right down to where they belong.

Cable: I love defending this title of mine, but I got no problem taking a
week off. But if I really cared about The Dutley's, then maybe I would say
something. But I don't. My main concern is Lurker. Last week really shows how
much of a man this guy is. He needed Ravven's help to beat Blacksnake, and he
attacked me after attacking my opponent? Lurker, boy, I've had enough of
this. You say that it was a coincidence, but I know it wasn't. All you need
to do is ask and you can get your shot at my title. I got no problem with
that. Trust me, you'll get what's coming.

Blacksnake: That's right. So let's get this match on. We got bigger fish to
fry. Like me winning the King of Kosmos. After the Dutley's, I move onto
Achu. And that will be just as easy as this match is tonight.

Cable: So Dutley's, you bring what you got, because we be bringing ours.


LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 585 pounds...

The Dutley Boyz

DING DING!

JR: There's the bell! This one is underway!
Cable goes for a bodyslam, but Bubba Ray Dutley blocks it.
Bubba Ray Dutley hits Cable with a power bomb.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bubba Ray Dutley goes for a bodyslam, but Cable counters it with an elbowsmash.
Cable whips Bubba Ray Dutley into the ropes.
Bubba Ray Dutley hits Cable with a kick.
Bubba Ray Dutley hits an elbowsmash on Cable.
Bubba Ray Dutley whips Cable into the ropes.
Cable misses with a clothesline.
Cable misses with a clothesline.
Cable almost takes Bubba Ray Dutley's head off with a lariat
A small "Cable" chant is being started.
Cable whips Bubba Ray Dutley into the ropes, but Bubba Ray Dutley reverses it.
Cable hits Bubba Ray Dutley with an elbow.
Cable tags out to Blacksnake.
Blacksnake and Cable whip Bubba Ray Dutley into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Bubba Ray Dutley with a double fist to the midsection, but
he counters it with a double clothesline.
Cable leaves the ring.
Bubba Ray Dutley hits Blacksnake with a punch.
Bubba Ray Dutley tags out to Dee-Von Dutley.
Cable enters the ring and throws Bubba Ray Dutley out of the ring.
Blacksnake and Cable whip Dee-Von Dutley into the ropes.
They hit Dee-Von Dutley with a double kick to the midsection.
Cable leaves the ring.
Blacksnake hits Dee-Von Dutley with a belly-to-back suplex.
Blacksnake leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Blacksnake runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Blacksnake goes for a dropkick, but Dee-Von Dutley side-steps and Blacksnake
only hits air.
Dee-Von Dutley whips Blacksnake into the turnbuckle.
Blacksnake comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Dee-Von Dutley nails Blacksnake with a low blow.
Dee-Von Dutley kicks Blacksnake.
The crowd is cheering on Dee-Von Dutley.
Blacksnake chops Dee-Von Dutley.
Blacksnake chops Dee-Von Dutley.
The cheers for Blacksnake are drowning out the boos.
Blacksnake punches Dee-Von Dutley.
The cheers for Blacksnake are drowning out the boos.
Dee-Von Dutley punches Blacksnake.
The crowd is cheering on Dee-Von Dutley.
Dee-Von Dutley smacks Blacksnake with a devastating flying clothesline .
Dee-Von Dutley nails Blacksnake with a facerake.
Dee-Von Dutley runs into the ropes.
Dee-Von Dutley hits Blacksnake with a shoulderblock.
Dee-Von Dutley throws Blacksnake out of the ring.
Dee-Von Dutley goes through the ropes.
Bubba Ray Dutley comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cable comes over and lays out Bubba Ray Dutley.
Cable goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Dee-Von Dutley
ducks out of the way.
Cable hits Blacksnake.
The crowd is cheering on Dee-Von Dutley.
Bubba Ray Dutley tangles up Cable.
Dee-Von Dutley executes a flying bodypress on Blacksnake.
Dee-Von Dutley uses a splash on Blacksnake.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dee-Von Dutley executes a splash on Blacksnake.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Dee-Von Dutley hits Blacksnake with a kick to the midsection.
Earl Hepner removes the chair from the ring.
Dee-Von Dutley tags Bubba Ray Dutley.
Bubba Ray Dutley lifts Blacksnake up.
Dee-Von Dutley nails Blacksnake with the Dutley Death Drop and goes for the pin.
The crowd is really behind Dee-Von Dutley.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bubba Ray Dutley tags out to Dee-Von Dutley.
Bubba Ray Dutley leaves the ring.
Dee-Von Dutley goes for a short lariat, but Blacksnake counters it with
a hiptoss.
In turn, Dee-Von Dutley counters it with a facerake.
Dee-Von Dutley hits a low blow on Blacksnake.
Dee-Von Dutley uses a roundhouse right on Blacksnake.
Dee-Von Dutley almost takes Blacksnake's head off with a flying clothesline
Dee-Von Dutley goes for a back suplex, but Blacksnake blocks it.
Dee-Von Dutley begs off.
Blacksnake leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Blacksnake sets up the chair.
Blacksnake hits Dee-Von Dutley with a belly-to-back suplex onto the chair.
Blacksnake whips Dee-Von Dutley into the ropes, but Dee-Von Dutley reverses it.
Blacksnake misses with a clothesline.
Blacksnake hits Dee-Von Dutley with a clothesline.
Earl Hepner removes the chair from the ring.
Blacksnake goes for a knife edge, but Dee-Von Dutley blocks it.
Dee-Von Dutley uses a facerake on Blacksnake.
Dee-Von Dutley runs into the ropes.
Dee-Von Dutley misses with a clothesline.
Blacksnake goes for a dropkick, but Dee-Von Dutley side-steps and Blacksnake
only hits air.
Blacksnake tags out to Cable.
Bubba Ray Dutley hits Cable with a kick.
Bubba Ray Dutley hits an elbowsmash on Cable.

King: Blacksnake you idiot!!!!!!! You can help your partner by distracting
the referee!!!!!!!

Dee-Vonn climbs to the top rope.

JR: looks like Cable is about to be a soprano.

King: I didn't know that Cable was Italian???

JR: Bubba Ray holds Cable's legs up.
Bubba Ray: WASSSSSSSSS UP!!!!!!!!
Dee-Vonn: WASSSSSS UP!!!!!!!!
Dee-Vonn nails Cable between the legs with flying headbutt.

Cable tags out to Blacksnake.

Blacksnake hits Dee-Von Dutley with a powerslam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Blacksnake takes Dee-Von Dutley down with an arm bar.
Blacksnake goes for an arm bar, but Dee-Von Dutley blocks it.
Dee-Von Dutley goes for a DDT, but Blacksnake counters it with a small package.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
Dee-Von Dutley complains about a fast count.
The crowd is wildly cheering Blacksnake with only a few scattered boos audible.

DING DING!

JR: The winners are Blacksnake and Cable.

Bubba Ray Dutley hits Blacksnake and Cable with a double clothesline.

(The fans are going wild with chants of wood.)

Bubba Ray: DEE-VONN!!!!!!!!!

Bubba ray shoves Dee-Vonn as he says that.
Dee-Vonn looks toward the crowd then turns back to Bubba Ray.

Dee-Vonn: WHAT!?!

Bubba Ray: GET THE TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

JR: Both Bubba Ray and Dee-Vonn slide out of the ring and grab tables from out
from under the ring.
Blacksnake recovers slightly and charges at Bubba Ray.
Dee-Vonn catches him and executes lifts him up as Bubba Ray catches him in
the 3D through the table.
Bubba Ray goes over to the turnbuckle that Dee-Vonn has set up a table.
Dee-Vonn lifts Cable up to Bubbay Ray.
Bubba Ray executes the SuperBomb on Cable.
Dee-Vonn dances as Bubba Ray stands there in a trance like state once again.

What's gonna happen next?

J.R:Folks, it appears that we may have the beginnings of another family
situation in the backstage area.

King:You mean Sledge and Kristian are going to wreak of un-awesomeness?

J.R:I was referring to Lowedown and Lincoln Hawk in their qualifying King of
the Kosmos tournament. Lowedown wants to become the King of the Kosmos and
Lincoln Hawk wants to climb that ladder to make a reputation for himself.

King:Well, they're both morons to me! HAHAHA!

J.R:I think the fireworks are going to start any second! Let's see if there
is a camera crew back there.

(We go backstage where Lowedown pulls up on his custom made Harley Davidson
and he parks next to Lincoln Hawk's Mac truck. Lowedown turns off his bike
and grabs his gear and begins to make his way towards the locker room area.
As Lowedown is towards the door, the Mac truck blows it's horn and Lincoln
opens the door and steps down. Lowedown walks back over and shakes hands with
his cousin. It appears that there is a bit of tension between Lowedown and
Lincoln.)

Lincoln:Look cousin, I gotta ask you something about this Kosmos gig and I
need the 411 from you right here and right now. Just between you and I to
clear the air.

Lowedown:Speak your mind cousin. You know if you got something on your mind
that you should say it. You know you can say anything you want.

Lincoln:Alrighty then cousin, here it is. I know you got your heart set on
going for this whole King of the Kosmos thing and I'm rootin for you all the
way. However, I want you to know that we haven't had a good fight since we
were kids. Tonight, I'm not looking forward to this match between you and I
because of the fact that Ash and Dozer are probably going to be waiting to
capitalize on this. I know you want this, but I want this probably as much as
you do. You may be one the big stars here in the show, but I'm one of the
future big stars here and the King of the Kosmos is my ticket to possibly
getting out of your shadow.

(Lowedown pauses for a moment and takes his sunglasses off and adjusts his
cowboy hat and speaks to his cousin...)

Lowedown:You know something cousin? I'm glad you were able to get that off
your chest. That does mean alot to me that you got the courage to speak your
mind and bring it to me. Now, allow me to lay it down plain and simple to you.

King:Here it comes J.R!

Lowedown:You're the only family I feel I got right now besides Momma who'se
hating all this family business and she even hates the fact that you and I
gotta do this here tonight. However, this is one of the most important titles
in the business and I need to prove it not only to myself, but to everyone in
the whole d@mn business that I got what it takes to give the fans what they
want! From day one I've wanted to give the fans what they want and that's the
Lowedown on that. This is business Lincoln, not personal. You're my family
and I care for ya like a real brother, but tonight it's not about the family
tree. Tonight, it's about the King of the Kosmos and who wants it more. You
are looking at the King of the Kosmos cousin.

J.R:Those are some strong words from Lowedown.

King:Almost as strong as his breath! HAHAHA!

Lowedown:Tonight, in that ring...there is going to be an immense amount of
pain in that ring until the referee counts someone down for the 1,2,3. After
tonight, I don't want you hating me for this, but I gotta be honest. Are we
cool about this?

Lincoln:Are we cool? Yeah, we're cool. I didn't know you wanted it that bad?

Lowedown:Almost as bad as that Heavyweight title Maverick's sportin' right
now. This doesn't change anything between you and I. We're still family and
we stick together.

Lincoln:And that's the way it is?

Lowedown:Are you trying another catchphrase?

Lincoln:Well, I was told to get big in this business...you need a good
catchphrase.

Lowedown:Hmmmmm...Well, how about something like, "This Lincoln is soooooo
continental!"

Lincoln:Excuse me while I puke!

Lowedown:Okay, so I got a lucky catchphrase. Let's go inside and get ready
for the "Family Feud" alright?

(Lowedown and Lincoln Hawk make their way into the locker room area as the
camera fades back to J.R and the King.)

J.R:Well, I have got to say without a doubt...that was one of the wierdest
interviews I have ever seen in the BMWF.

King:You're telling me! I can't even call that family "morons" anymore.
They've surpassed that level by a mile!

JR: We'll be right back!

LILLY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is a King of the Kosmos qualifying match.

Hailing from Cleveland, OH...
Weighing in at 234 pounds...

Jay-B

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Unknown Parts...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...

Karnage

(The lights fade and "This Is Not" by Static X hits. Suddenly the music stops, and the lights go out. Thunder breaks the silence, and it gets louder, and louder. A huge lighting bolt hits the ring as the lights flash on. Standing in the center of the ring is a man with a trench coat and a hood on. He pulls a mic out from his coat but doesn't take off his hood.He puts the mic up to where his mouth would be.)

Masked Man(with an altered voice):I saw the match last week, Karnage and Cable.I'm glad Karnage lost. He doesn't deserve to be a Hardcore champ. He will lose every match and will never be succesful.

(The lights go out again and "This Is Not" hits again. Karnage walks out and gets into the ring, and picks up the mic.)

Karnage:Anyways. Oh yea, sorry bout not sayin a word last week, you could say I was "outta town".Tonite, in this ring, I will qualify for the KOK. I will win the KOK, and go on to be a bigger and better champ. Maverick. You have no idea whatsoever to be a champ. I'm gonna get my shot at that title and you will see what its like to be have your @$$ handed to you in a bag!!!

KING: Did you understand any of that, JR?

JR: Er, no, but let me make it clear, that was NOT the masked man who has been attacking people over the last few weeks.

DING DING!

JR: There's the bell! This one is underway!
Jay-B goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Karnage blocks it.
Karnage executes a bulldog on Jay-B.
Karnage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Karnage runs into the ropes.
Jay-B takes Karnage down with a bodyslam.
Jay-B climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Karnage nails him in the stomach.
Jay-B falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Karnage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Karnage throws Jay-B out of the ring.
Karnage goes through the ropes.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Karnage knocks Jay-B into the ringsteps.
Karnage is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Karnage hits a crucifix slam on Jay-B.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a reverse neckbreaker.
Jay-B whips Karnage into the turnbuckle, but Karnage reverses it.
Karnage charges into the corner, but Jay-B moves out of the way.
Jay-B whips Karnage into the ropes.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a shoulderblock.
Karnage catches Jay-B in a figure-four leglock.
Jay-B breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
Jay-B uses a kneelift on Karnage.
Jay-B locks Karnage in an armbar submission.
Karnage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jay-B catches Karnage in an abdominal stretch.
Karnage breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Karnage goes for a sidewalk slam, but Jay-B counters it with a DDT.
Jay-B takes Karnage down with a back suplex.
Jay-B hits Karnage with a punch.
Jay-B hits Karnage.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Jay-B.
Karnage chops Jay-B.
Karnage hits Jay-B.
Karnage is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Karnage places Jay-B on the turnbuckle.
Karnage nails Jay-B with a crucifix slam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a Samoan Drop.
Karnage is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Karnage is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Karnage complains about a slow count.
Karnage nails Jay-B with a bulldog.
Karnage goes for a Samoan Drop, but Jay-B counters it with a crucifix.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jay-B complains about a slow count.
Jay-B almost takes Karnage's head off with a clothesline
Jay-B goes for an armdrag takedown, but Karnage counters it with a lariat.

Karnage places Jay-B on the turnbuckle.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a crucifix slam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, kickout.
Karnage punches Jay-B.
Karnage is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Karnage chops Jay-B.
Karnage is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Karnage runs into the ropes.
Karnage hits Jay-B with an elbow.
Karnage places Jay-B on the turnbuckle.
Karnage hits a crucifix slam on Jay-B.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Karnage takes Jay-B down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Karnage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Karnage goes for a sidewalk slam, but Jay-B counters it with a DDT.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Jay-B.
Jay-B does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".
The cheers for Jay-B are drowning out the boos.
Jay-B hits Karnage with an atomic drop.
Jay-B nails Karnage with a hiptoss.
Jay-B goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Karnage rolls out of the way.
Karnage places Jay-B on the turnbuckle.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a crucifix slam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Karnage whips Jay-B into the ropes.
Jay-B smacks Karnage with a devastating clothesline .
Jay-B uses a flying elbowdrop on Karnage.
Jay-B goes for the Switch, but Karnage blocks it.
Jay-B hits Karnage with an inverted atomic drop.
Jay-B uses a hiptoss on Karnage.
Jay-B gets an armbar submission on Karnage.
Karnage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Jay-B hits Karnage with a kick to the midsection.
Jay-B goes for a back suplex, but Karnage counters it with a facerake.
Karnage attempts to place Jay-B on the turnbuckle, but Jay-B blocks it.
Karnage takes Jay-B down with a bulldog.
Karnage attempts to place Jay-B on the turnbuckle, but Jay-B blocks it.
Karnage uses an enzuigiri on Jay-B.
Karnage runs into the ropes.
Jay-B hits Karnage with a clothesline.
Jay-B uses a flying dropkick on Karnage.
Jay-B is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jay-B hits Karnage with an atomic drop.
Jay-B whips Karnage into the ropes.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a shoulderblock.
Karnage throws Jay-B out of the ring.
Earl Hepner counts: one, two, Jay-B reenters the ring.
Karnage nails Jay-B with a reverse neckbreaker.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Karnage is getting a angry look amidst all the boos.
Karnage whips Jay-B into the ropes, but Jay-B reverses it.
Karnage hits Jay-B with a kick.
Karnage executes the Unbearable on Jay-B.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Karnage takes Jay-B down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Karnage locks Jay-B in a figure-four leglock.
Jay-B tries to escape the hold.
Jay-B tries to fight the pain.
Jay-B reverses the hold.
Karnage submits after 15 seconds.

DING DING!

JR: The winner is Jay-B. What's gonna happen next?

(Slim Jim Sullivan is standing by with Scotty Scott in the Boiler room of the
America West Arena.)

Slim Jim: Since we last talked Scotty it appears that you have been on a
rampage tonight.

Scotty: I am lookin' for answers anyway I can. The only way I know....
Through violence.

Slim: Could you explain that Scotty?

Scotty: It's simple Jim. Someone tried to do me in. I try and take out anyone
that gets in my way of finding out who it is. If I think ya might have had
somethin' to do with it..... Ya get a whoopin' that ya'll never forget. Ask
Sandmann, Bat Masterson, or even Karnage or Ash. The pain I felt last week is
only the tip of the iceberg that whoever did it to me is gonna feel. No Jim,
I need to go I have a dance with Tyrone.

Slim: He's a friend of your's.

Scotty: Right now..... I am an island.

(Scotty walks out of the boiler room.)

LILLY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is a King of the Kosmos qualifying match.

Hailing from New Orleans, LA...
Weighing in at 265 pounds...

Lincoln Hawk

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Phoenix, AZ...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

LoweDown

DING DING!

JR: There's the bell! This one is underway!
LoweDown uses a DDT on Lincoln Hawk.
The crowd is really behind LoweDown.
LoweDown is going for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
LoweDown whips Lincoln Hawk into the ropes.
Lincoln Hawk misses with an elbow.
Lincoln Hawk hits LoweDown with a clothesline.
Lincoln Hawk executes a powerslam on LoweDown.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
LoweDown whips Lincoln Hawk into the ropes.
LoweDown misses with a clothesline.
LoweDown hits a flying clothesline on Lincoln Hawk.
The crowd is really behind LoweDown.
LoweDown goes for a boot to face, but Lincoln Hawk ducks out of the way.
Lincoln Hawk goes for a hiptoss, but LoweDown counters it with a lariat.
LoweDown goes for a spear, but Lincoln Hawk counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, LoweDown counters it with a side step.
The crowd is going crazy.
LoweDown hits Lincoln Hawk with a DDT.
LoweDown gets the Crippler Crossface on Lincoln Hawk.
Lincoln Hawk is inching his way towards the ropes.
Lincoln Hawk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Lincoln Hawk reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.

J.R:Lowedown and Lincoln have locked up and they are fighting for position.
Lowedown has Lincoln in a side headlock and he's clenching down on it hard.

King:Maybe he'll squeeze some sense into him!

JR: Lowedown whips Lincoln Hawk into the ropes
Lowedown nails Lincoln Hawk with an elbowsmash

J.R:Lowedown took Lincoln down with a hard shot and is attempts an elbow drop
and Lincoln moves out of the way. Lowedown tries for another one and Lincoln
moves again. Lowedown goes for anoth...he stopped and Lincoln sits up in the
corner and waves his finger at his cousin. Lowedown gives Lincoln a smirk and
motions for him to go for it again.

King:Could we get any more moronic?

J.R:Loweodwn and Lincoln lock up again and this time Lincoln has the upper
hand. Lincoln whips Lowedown into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but
Lowedown ducks and whips Lincoln around and nails Lincoln in the stomach with
a boot and now he's got him up for a double arm hook suplex and drives him to
the mat!

King:That's gotta hurt!

J.R:That's where the experience comes in. Lincoln is the less experienced of
this match up and that might hurt him.

Lowedown nails Lincoln with a suplex

King:These guys are fighting like they hate each other.

J.R:It's for the King of the Kosmos King. Both of them want the opprotunity
to be the King.

King:But I'm the King!

J.R:Lowedown nails Lincoln with a hard right hand and whips Lincoln into the
corner and follows up behind him with a clothesline!

King:It's almost like they're not family anymore!

J.R:Lowedown sets up Lincoln for a t-bone suplex and hits it right in the
middle of the ring!

J.R:This match has been a barn burner in Lowedown's hometown and both men are
going the limit!

King:Lincoln has faired well against his cousin. Wait just a minute! Who said
that?

J.R:Lincoln blocks the suplex attempt by Lowedown and reverses it and nails
Lowedown with a suplex of his own. Lowedown is gripping his lower back. The
crowd is on their feet!

J.R:Lincoln whips Lowedown into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick!
Lowedown is dazed by that move and Lincoln is talking to the crowd trying to
get their approval!

King:That's a huge mistake!

J.R:Lowedown is back on his feet! Lincoln is trying to get approval from the
crowd and it might cost him the match! Lincoln has now climbed to the 2nd
rope and is apparently not getting the response he is looking for.

King:Look out moron!

J.R:Lowedown just went behind Lincoln and he's got Lincoln on his shoulders
and he has Lincoln up in the air. Lowedown is going to drop Lincoln from the
2nd rope!

(Lowedown falls back from the 2nd rope with Lincoln on his shoulders with a
loud thud. Lowedown rises up and stands behind Lincoln.)

King:YAHHH! Lowedown just bounced Lincoln's head off the mat and now it
appears he's going to try and finish this!

J.R:Lowedown has the Dragon sleeper on Lincoln Hawk! He's trying for the
submission!

King:HE TAPPED OUT!!! Lincoln tapped out!

DING DING!

JR: The winner is LoweDown. What's gonna happen next?

We'll be back after this commercial break!

(The scene changes to a little league baseball field, where two kids a
playing ball. One boy pitches the ball and the other swings a golf club and
miss. The kid at bat speaks)

Boy #1: Man, Billy, this sucks!

Billy: Yeah, Dougy, I wish we had a real baseball bat!

Narrator: Say kids, are you tired of playing baseball with a silly old golf
club?

Boys: YES!!!

(Suddenly from out of nowhere, Kahlid and DeShawn of the Rasta Squad appear,
carrying their trusty baseball bats)

Kahlid: Well, ya lil' gits is in luck t'day, Mon!

DeShawn: Yeah, Rasta Squad in da house!

Boys: Sho' nuf!

Narrator: New, from Rasta Squad In Da House, Inc., it's the K&D Baseball
Bats!

(The camera zooms in on the two boys)

Boys: K&D Baseball Bats?!! WOO WEE!!!!

Narrator: That's right, you little runts, the K&D Baseball Bats! They come
in two different styles!

(The scene cuts to Kahlid hitting a baseball. He then poses with the bat)

Narrator: There's the Kahlid Wooden Wonder (Speaking fast) Comes in
natural-looking, black, red, or gold finishes

(The scene then cuts to DeShawn hitting a baseball, then posing)

Narrator: Or you can try the DeShawn Metal Maniac (Speaking fast) Comes in
aluminum alloy, or Titanium steel for those low, hard-to-reach curve balls!

(The scene cuts to Kahlid and DeShawn standing over home plate)

K&D: An' their great stress relievers!

(The scene then cuts to Dougy hitting Billy across the head with the DeShawn
Metal Maniac. He then gives the "thumbs-up" to the camera)

Dougy: Thanks Kahlid and DeShawn!

(Dougy goes back to pound the crying Billy with the bat. The scene cuts to a
view of the handles of the two bats)

Narrator: Both come with custom E-Z-Grip handles that contour to your own
grip! Get your K&D Baseball Bats today!!!

(The scene cuts back to Kahlid and DeShawn)

Kahlid: It's not just sports equipment

(The two tap their bats together, and then instantly are standing on a New
York City side walk. A guy in a business suit that say "Mr. Dangle" on the
back, talking on a cell phone and saying "It's True! It's True!" walks by)

DeShawn: It's a way of living!

(The two start to attack the man. The scene cuts to the two bats on a stand)

Narrator: (Speaking fast) Get your K&D Baseball Bat at your local "Yeah
Mon!" Rasta Squad stores, or send a check or money order of $30 to "Rasta
Squad in Da House, Inc. c/o Tyrone Smith, 123 Fake Street, West Palm Beach,
FL, 12345"

(Scotty Scott walks into the Rasta Squad locker room, where the usual is
going on. He walks over to Tyrone and Sarah)

Tyrone: Scotty, ol' man, how's it swingin'?

Sarah: Scotty, we didn't see ya at the 4th of July party. You don't love me
any more?

Scotty: Sorry, Sarah, I was sick. Hey Tyrone. I need to have a word with ya.

Tyrone: Sup, dawg? Wrath TP-ed yer car again? (Laughs)

Scotty: I heard that ya made a big comeback Monday night. Ya might have
heard that I was poisoned Monday and couldn't show up for pukin' every two
minutes. But I need to have a word with ya.

Tyrone: Yeah, dat's what I heard. What's dis big news ya gotta talk to me
'bout? I won da lotto?

Scotty: Where were ya Monday afternoon?

Tyrone: Wait?! Are ya accusing me of poisonin' ya?! Why would I?! Yer da one
who helped me da most in dis fed! I ain't no back-stabber!

Scotty: Everybody is under suspect. As for tonight, it's business but just
remember...... I have my eye on ya..... Watchin' ya....... Just like
evreybody else..... Now Tyrone...... Beat me...... If ya can.......
Survive........ If I let ya.

Tyrone: Survive? Scotty, I believe in Darwinism, Survival of da fitest! An'
by da looks OL' man, I'll survive... (Steps up in Scotty's face) whether you
like it or not!

(fade)

JR: The sparks will fly later on tonight between Scotty Scott and Tyrone
Smith. It seems the tension is beginning to rise between the two Union
members as they will participate in the third King of the Kosmos qualifying
match of the night.

LILLY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of San Quentin Correctional Facility...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Ash

(Suddenly the Arena goes black. An air raid siren blares over the Arena's PA as red search light pan over the crowd. The words DANGEROUS..... KEEP SEPARATED, Flash across the Bruisertron. Suddenly the Siren stops, CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT... The opening words of Papa Roach's "Last Resort" blare over the speakers as the spotlights focus on the rampway just as a burst of pyro lights up the entrance. Ash makes his way from the back, a few bandages covering the wounds he took at the hands of Lowedown last Monday, he pauses at the top of the ramp then makes his way to the ring ignoring the Arena full of boos. Ash rolls into the ring and signals for a Mic.)

Ash: SHUT YOUR HOLES YOU PIECES OF *BEEP*. (Crowd erupts in boos). It seems that just a week ago I was saying that I felt like I was In Phoenix because of all the bottom dwellers that filled the Arena in Anaheim. I would like to apologize.. to the people of Anaheim. Because being here tonight, I realize that no group of people can be as worthless as you sorry, sorry pieces of *beep*. (Crowd boos and the ring begins to fill with debris.) Some of you may be wondering if I am at 100% after my skirmish with Lowedown last Monday. (Crowd cheers)

J.R: Skirmish? He got his butt handed to him by Lowedown and his cousin Lincoln. I'd hardly call that a skirmish.

King: Well good thing you aren't him then JR. Or else he wouldn't be calling it that.

Ash: Yeah, cheer for the hometown boy. I can honestly say that I see the the Lowedown resemblance in the Audience tonight. Because as we all know, forks in the family trees around here are few and far between. I think that's why I this town. Because no matter where I look, I see somebody who looks just like Lowedown's ugly *beep*. (Crowd boos)

King: He's really got this town figured out doesn't he?

JR: Of course not King. Pheonix is a great city.

King: Says you.

Ash: But tonight, I won't be facing Lowedown in this very ring. Tonight I have the privilege, and I'm sure he thinks it's all mine. To face the one and only Kurt Dangle. Kurt, you've got the best real estate in the United States I'm convinced, because everyday the property value goes up a million dollars it seems. Now I haven't been watching the monitors in the back, but chances are your Olympic Hero has already been ambushed tonight. And as much as I wish I could face Dangle on a level playing field, it just wasn't in the cards tonight. So all you pieces of trash at ringside better pay attention, cause this is gonna be the highlight of your evening.

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Pittsburgh, PA...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

"The Most Celebrated REAL Athlete in Pro-Wrestling" Kurt Dangle

(Kurt's Olympic Theme plays as Kurt comes to the ring.)

Kurt: Now, Ash, i really don't have anything against you. I mean, you're not a Jamaican drug lord...well..uh...you're from San Quentin? Golly, what is wrong with the BMWF officials? Why don't they get real wrestlers instead of gangsters? This is horrible! It's true! It's true! Now, I know that I'm bound to be attacked tonight, heck, maybe I already was and don't remember it. But I am going to start a petition. It's true! A petition to have Tyrone and his gang arrested and deported because of all the crimes they've committed. Running over people, kidnapping, assault! They should be sent to that place in Indiana, and that my friends, is true!

DING DING!

JR: There's the bell! This one is underway!
Kurt Dangle nails Ash with a dropkick.
Kurt Dangle yells, "It's true! It's True!".
There are lots of chants for Kurt Dangle.
Kurt Dangle goes for a bodyslam, but Ash counters it with a facerake.
Ash runs into the ropes.
Kurt Dangle misses with a shoulderblock.
Ash misses with a clothesline.
Kurt Dangle hits Ash with a clothesline.
Ash falls out of the ring.
Earl Hepner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Ash
reenters the ring.
Kurt Dangle hoists Ash high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Ash
crashing hard to the mat.
Kurt Dangle goes for a fireman's carry, but Ash blocks it.
Ash goes for a bearhug, but Kurt Dangle counters it with a facerake.
Kurt Dangle uses a Northern Lights suplex on Ash.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kurt Dangle nails Ash with a single-leg takedown.
Kurt Dangle goes for a waistlock suplex, but Ash counters it with a facerake.
Ash goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Kurt Dangle blocks it.
Kurt Dangle whips Ash into the ropes.
Ash misses with a clothesline.
Ash hits Kurt Dangle with a kick.
Ash goes for a chokehold, but Kurt Dangle counters it with a facerake.

JR: This one looks to be over...

("Baddest B****" kicks up on the PA as the 5'9" bombshell, Sarah Lyn, walks
out from the entrance way)

JR: What is she doing out here?!

KING: Maybe she couldn't get enough of Kurt Dangle after all!

JR: She's coming down to ringside!

King: JR, look she's cheering Kurt Dangle on!

JR: Tyrone must be livid!
Kurt Dangle whips Ash into the ropes.
Ash goes for a lariat, but Kurt Dangle counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Kurt Dangle yells, "It's true! It's True!".
There are lots of chants for Kurt Dangle.
Kurt Dangle uses a Northern Lights suplex on Ash.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kurt Dangle hoists Ash high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Ash
crashing hard to the mat.
The crowd is really behind Kurt Dangle.
Kurt Dangle puts Ash in a front facelock.
Ash breaks the hold with a low blow after 9 seconds.

Kurt Dangle bumps into Earl Hepner.
Earl Hepner is out cold.

JR: Look out King!!!!

(Someone rushes past JR and the King from the crowd.)

King: What the..... Scotty really needs to stop that!!!!!!

JR: Scotty has just hit the ring.

Scotty Scott executes the Scottamission-Plex on Ash.
Kurt Dangle offers his hand to Scotty Scott.
Scotty Scott accepts Kurts Dangle's hand.
Scotty Scott then catches Kurt Dangle in the Scottamission.

JR: Here comes security!!!!!!!

King: Poor Kurt!!!!!!! Somebody needs to do something about Scotty. He has
really gone overboard.

JR: Scotty is actually fighting off the security!!!!!!!

King: He is walking out of the ring on his own!!!!!!!

JR: The security is walking behind him at a safe distance. I really don't
blame them. I have never seen Scotty like this before.

King: I have seen him like this before.

JR: You're lying King.

King: No hear me out. Once I saw him at this place called Uncle Ben's B-Bque
Pit for their buffet breakfeast bar. What destruction!!!!!!

JR: Hold on! Now what?

KING: YAHHH! It's the Lurker!

JR: Lurker has come to the ring bearing a wrapped box with bow on it.

Now he's got Ash! Short Arm clothesline on Ash! DDT on Ash.

Dangle makes the cover. There's no referee to count.

Look! Sarah has a mic and she's entering the ring!

(Sarah helps Dangle to his feet and brushes off his shoulders)

Sarah: Kurt, what you did to me last week was... well, shocking, to say the
least. But Kurt...

(Sarah begins to gently runs her free hand over Dangle's chest)

JR: What in the world is Sarah doing?

KING: Look Kurt likes it!

Sarah: Kurt, I know Tyrone made it seem like I hated you kissing me, and at
first I did... But...

(Sarah leans on Dangle chest-to-chest. Her hand glides across Dangle's arm,
and down to his stomach. She rest her head on Dangle's chest under his chin.
She speaks in soft, seductive, almost baby voice)

Sarah: I really liked it!

JR: WHAT?!!!

(The crowd is mixed with cheers and boos from Sarah's surprising confession.
She looks up into Dangle's smiling face)

Sarah: Yes, Kurt, I'll admit, I liked... Hell, I LOVED it when you kissed
me!

JR: I don't believe what I'm hearing! Tyrone's girlfriend is coming on to
Kurt Dangle!

King: Do you think she's had a secret crush on Dangle? I mean, he is an
Olympic gold medalist, something that bum Tyrone could never do!

JR: I don't know, King! What is she doing?

(Sarah's hand lowers down past Dangle's waist line when...)

King: OUCH!!!!

JR: Oh my! Sarah's got Dangle in her clutches, if you catch my drift!

(The smile on Dangle's face is replaced by the painful grimace caused by the
grip Sarah has as she squeezes her once-free hand)

KING: No man should suffer that painful feeling, I don't care what they've
done! That's... that's... that's just wrong! Even if it is Sarah and her
puppies!

(Sarah squeezes and twists her hand, bringing Dangle to his knees as she
still holds on)

Sarah: I love the fact that I have a reason to cut of your "little Dangle"
and stick it in a mason jar to put on my fireplace mantel!

(Sarah continues to squeeze when a man in a long-sleeved black turtle neck
and black pants, wearing a black ski mask comes out from the crowd and hops
the railing)

JR: This doesn't look good for either Sarah Lyn or Kurt Dangle, we don't
know whose side that masked man is on! He attacked Tyrone and the Rasta
Squad twice, but Dangle has attacked this man as well.

(The masked man climbs into the ring)

JR: Sarah doesn't see him!

(The man walks up behind Sarah and grabs a handful of her hair, causing her
to release her grip on Kurt's "Dangles". The man pulls Sarah away by her
hair and stares at her scared face for a few moments)

JR: Where is Tyrone?

King: That's right! He'd usually be out here ranting and raving about
someone laying their hands on Sarah. I guess he doesn't want to exude any
energy before his first King of the Kosmos qualifier!

JR: But this is Sarah, his so-called pride and joy! He'd pick his career
over her?!

(Suddenly, before Dangle could recover from Sarah's "Death Grip", the masked
man kicks Dangle in the throat, still holding on to Sarah's hair. He then
looks at Sarah and starts to scream at her and points to the BruiserTron,
where footage of the Rasta Squad locker room is shown. The room has been
torn apart and A man lays face down in a puddle of blood)

JR: Look, King! That's Tyrone! Tyrone's been attacked backstage! Where's the
rest of the Rasta Squad?!

(Wrath runs down and slides into the ring. He and the masked man have a
stare down with Dangle curled up between the two big men)

JR: Well, isn't Wrath gonna help out Sarah?

(Wrath walks towards the masked man, eyes dead locked on the masked man's
own. As Wrath walks over Dangle, he kicks him in the stomach. Wrath and the
masked man stand face to face. The masked man nods, and the Wrath suddenly
turns and begins to attack Dangle)

JR: What is going on? Wrath is working with the masked man?

(Jerome comes running out with a sledge hammer in hand. He is shortly
followed by Kahlid and DeShawn, who are carrying their custom-made baseball
bats. Jerome slides into the ring and charges the masked man. The other two
pull Wrath off of Dangle. Wrath pushes off of them, and holds Dangle's head
up so that he's in the kneeling position)

JR: What is going on?

King: The Rasta Squad must've talked to the masked guy, and now he's part of
them!

JR: Then why is he holding Sarah hostage, and Jerome is charging towards
him?

King: Ok, now I'm confused too!

(Jerome pulls back to swing the sledgehammer at the masked man, but instead
of hitting him, Jerome spins around connects the sledgehammer to Dangle's
right ear. All four of the Rasta Squad members start to attack Dangle)

JR: They have all sided with the Masked man, and they've turned on Tyrone,
who they've laid out backstage! What for, though?!

(The masked man looks back at Sarah, while the others pound Dangle. Sarah
looks at the man, who is still yelling at her. She smacks him across the
face, which causes him to release her hair. The two stare at each other,
when suddenly the masked man grabs Sarah's face and kisses her through his
mask)

JR: WOAH!!!

King: When Tyrone walks up, he's gonna be one unhappy Jamaican.

JR: King, Tyrone's waking up!

(On the BruiserTron, Tyrone stands up and wipes himself off. He looks
straight into the camera)

King: He got up pretty fast for someone who was just beaten to a bloody
mess!

Tyrone: WHAT DA HELL IS GOIN' ON!!!

(The masked man grabs Sarah's mic, and unmasks himself)

JR: IT'S..... Tyrone?!

King: AH! TWINS!!!

(Both Tyrone's start to laugh hysterically. The BruiserTron Tyrone begins to
speak)

BT Tyrone: The previous BMWF BruiserTron production was brought to you by El
Señores Rasta Squado! Have a good day!

(The BruiserTron goes blank)

Tyrone: Dangle, I told ya dat ya'd pay! An' dis is only da beginning! On
July 30th, YOU WILL FACE ME!!!

JR: Wrath is picking up Dangle. He's got him set up for a power bomb. Wrath
is going to power bomb Kurt Dangle onto the concrete below the ring!

(Kahlid stand on either side or Wrath, who is still holding Dangle up, and a
little behind him, as Jerome gets down on all fours behind them. Tyrone runs
to the opposite ropes, hops on Jerome's back, then into the waiting hands of
his cousins, who launch the former Hardcore champ over his tag partner's
head. Tyrone somersaults in midair, and then grabs hold of Dangle's neck.
The two men go crashing to the concrete floor)

JR: FEAR FACTOR!!! And both Tyrone and Kurt Dangle are hurt!

King: What a moron! He's got a King of the Kosmos qualifying match against
Scotty Scott, who doesn't trust him anymore!

JR: Here come security! And the Rasta Squad bail out of the ring and over
the railing like common thugs! Someone get some medical attention for Kurt
Dangle!

DING DING!

KING: Whay's the bell ringing? Wait! Lurker is in the ring again! he just hit Dangle with that box!

JR: He;s taking something out of the box! It's a mask is that looks like the face of an inflatable love doll. He's putting the mask on Dangle.

KING: I knew Lurker was weird, but really...

JR: Now, he's got Kurt's medals and is whipping him with them. Here comes the officials.

Hold on here! Earl Hepner is raising Kurt's hand in victory.

EARL: Ash is disqualified for Tyrone and the Rasta Squad's interference.

KING: HA HA HA! Hepner saw the Rasta Squad's cowardly attack and DQ'd Ash! HA HA HA!!

JR: The winner is Kurt Dangle. What's gonna happen next?

LILLY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Tyrone and Jerome Smith...
Weighing 360 pounds...
Hailing from the Pits of Hell...

Wrath

("The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson creeps over the PA. Wrath, escorted by the
Smith brothers, walks down to the ring slowly)

King: What is Tyrone doing out here? It's normally just Jerome the moron,
now we've got the whole moron family! haven't they interfered enough?

JR: King stop! Tyrone must want to be out here for Wrath's most important
match, seeing how he missed Wrath's last one, when he won the IC belt.

(The three men enter the ring and await Z's arrival)

LILLY: His opponent...

Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 288 pounds...

"The Master and Ruler of the World" Master Z

("Victory" plays over the PA. Master Z steps out onto the entrance ramp
almost seeming naked without a title around his waist. Z struts down to the
ring.)


(Tyrone holds the ropes open for Z)

King: What's going on here?!

JR: Tyrone just held the ropes open for Master Z! But now he's staring Z
down from very close. It is obvious that Tyrone still remembers the feud he
and Z held back in October. However, it seems that Tyrone has respect for
the man that handed him the biggest beating in his career.

KING: Big deal! He should have let the ropes go and crotched Z! What a moron!

Master Z: It is known that I am the greatest champion of all time. Not one
soul can deny that. It is also known that I am the biggest and baddest bad
guy to ever step foot in a BMWF ring. So the question is why? Why would I
let a skinny puny twirp steal a world title away from someone as massive,
powerful, and intelligent as I?

(Crowd boos heavily)

Master Z: Why would I send my valet away to be never seen by my eyes again?
The answer to all of these questions is because I don't need them. I don't
need any gold around my waist to tell me I'm the greatest. I've had so much
gold around my waist in the past that the extra weight has started to bother
me! I don't need a valet, my massive arms take up enough space in the limo!

JR: Yeah right!

KING: Yeah right? JR, Master Z is truly the greatest! Not even you can
deny him that!

Master Z: Now my question is to the BMWF. Now that I have proven that I am
the greatest of all time. What is left to do here knowing nobody can ever
get close to accomplishing more than I have?

JR: Master Z just backed off into his corner, crossed his arms, and is now
shaking his head back and forth at Wrath.

KING: Run Wrath, you are nothing to Master Z! Yahh!

JR: Well, we're ready to get this match underway, but Tyrone won't get out of
the ring!

(Tyrone grabs a mic)

Tyrone: Do dis for da Squad, Jigga. Be da ball... Fly like an eagle...

(Wrath looks at Tyrone)

JR: What did he say?

King: More Jamaican babble!

(Tyrone hops out of the ring)

DING DING!

JR: There's the bell! This one is underway!
Wrath whips Master Z into the ropes.
Master Z uses throat punch on Wrath.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Wrath hits Master Z with a kick.
Master Z begs off.
Wrath locks Master Z in a surfboard.
Master Z is struggling to reach the ropes.
Master Z reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Wrath whips Master Z into the ropes, but Master Z reverses it.
Wrath hits Master Z with a kick.
Wrath is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Wrath goes for a snap suplex, but Master Z counters it with a vertical suplex.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Master Z goes for throat punch, but Wrath blocks it.
Wrath whips Master Z into the ropes.
Master Z misses with a clothesline.
Wrath hits Master Z with a backdrop.
Master Z falls out of the ring.
Wrath goes through the ropes.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Wrath throws Master Z back into the ring.
Wrath puts Master Z in a short arm scissors.
Wrath lets go after 13 seconds.
Wrath executes the Reverse DDT on Master Z.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Wrath executes the Nightmare on Master Z.
Wrath goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, Michelle Sarah Keller distracts Earl Hepner.
Wrath hits Master Z with a double underhook power bomb.
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrath gets a surfboard on Master Z.
There is no referee there to ask Master Z.
Master Z is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Wrath's shoulders are on the mat.
There is no referee to count.
Earl Hepner is back on the job.
Wrath's shoulders are on the mat.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Z tries to fight the pain.
Wrath lets go after 22 seconds.
Master Z hits him with some brass knucks.
Master Z is being booed out of the building.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Master Z hits a hiptoss on Wrath.
Master Z attempts to place Wrath on the turnbuckle, but Wrath blocks it.
Master Z nails Wrath with a DDT.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Master Z throws Wrath out of the ring.
Master Z goes through the ropes.
Master Z whips Wrath into the guardrail.
Master Z hits a legdrop on Wrath.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Wrath goes for a short clothesline, but Master Z counters it with a crucifix.
Master Z executes a dropkick on Wrath.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Earl Hepner counts: 3.
Master Z is busted wide open.
Wrath throws Master Z back into the ring.
Wrath executes a Gorilla Press on Master Z.
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrath locks Master Z in the STF.
Master Z reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Wrath almost takes Master Z's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd is going crazy.
Wrath whips Master Z into the ropes.
Master Z misses with a kick.
Master Z goes for throat punch, but Wrath ducks out of the way.
Wrath places Master Z on the turnbuckle.
Wrath nails Master Z with top-rope belly to belly suplex.
Wrath has the crowd going wild.
Wrath uses a spinebuster on Master Z.
Wrath is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Wrath executes a gutwrench suplex on Master Z.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Wrath goes for a flying clothesline, but Master Z counters it with a powerslam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Master Z places Wrath on the turnbuckle.
Master Z executes the Atomic Driver on Wrath.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Master Z goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

DING DING!

JR: The winner is Master Z.
 
(As Master Z rises from the pin, he turns and is greeted by not his own
music, but the music of the World Champion, Maverick. Z is furious and is shouting
and stomping around the ring calling out for Maverick to show up. He finally
steals the mic away from the ring announcer.)
 
 Master Z:  Maverick! You talentless little fool! Show your face!
 
 (Master Z stops in disbelief as the face of Maverick shows up on the
Bruisertron. Maverick looks directly at him as he smiles, staring down at his
adversary.)
 
 Maverick:  You know, I once recall you saying that I envied you. Envy? Envy
what? Perhaps it was that attitude that you carried yourself to the ring
with? No... I don't think it was.
 
 (Looks down as if in deep thought.)
 
 Maverick:  Wait! Perhaps it was how you seemed just too unbeatable and that
you pulled out all the stops in order to get what you thought you deserved?
 
 (Begins to shake his head slowly.)
 
 Maverick:  No, I just don't think it was that either. But I do know one
thing, it was you who envied me! You knew that I was soon going to take the
place at the top!

(Maverick begins to grin, a few of the scars from the terrifying cage match
are making their presence known.)

Maverick:   So, now that everyone in the federation, especially you, know
that the great and powerful Master Z is no longer the superman he once was! I
was the kryptonite, and I've got the belts to prove it! So, for now, I'll
leave you with your misery and torment. However, now I hear that Lowedown
wants a shot at me. Lowe, you got it, next week, you and me. I'll be seeing
you...

(Maverick pulls back from the camera and his face disappears into the
shadows.)

KING: Hey, I don't care if he's World Champion or not! He can't have a PPV caliber match on Bedlam, can he?

JR: We'll be right back.

(The camera cuts to the back where Ash, Jacob and Flame are leaving the Arena.)

Bole: Ash can I get a word.

Ash: I'm not stopping, so if you can walk and talk then sure.

Bole: With the brutal attack on Dozer earlier, and Lowedown's advancement in the KOK tournament over Lincoln Hawk. How does that affect you.

Ash: I could care less if everyone beats on Lincoln Hawk, and if his own cousin wants to take him out of the tournament to satisfy his own greed that's his own problem. As for Dozer's situation, we are on our way right now to the Hospital to visit. So that's that. Been good talking to you Slim.

(Ash, Flame, and Jacob climb into a pickup and drive out of the Arena.)

Slim: Well as you can see Ash is on his way to check on Dozer's condition. We'll attempt to do the same and fill you in on his condition as we get it. Back to you JR.

LILLY: The following match is scheduled for one fall. It is a qualifying
match for the King of the Kosmos.

(Kurt Dangle's Olympic theme interrupts Lilly's announcement. Out comes the Olympic Gold Medallist and Hall of Famer. He hobbles to the ring on crutches and all bandaged up due to the attack that he undoubtedly would have taken earlier.)

JR: What the heck is Kurt Dangle doing out here?

King: It's obvious! Kurt wants to scout his possible opponents for later King of the Kosmos matches! Hey, he's coming over here!!

(Kurt comes over to the announcer's table and sits down. He puts on a head set.)

King: Hey, there, Kurt!

Kurt: Hello, King! (looks at JR) Hello, JR, if that's your real name!

JR: Good grief!

King: What brings you out here, Kurt?

Kurt: I'm out here to scout my possible opponents for later King of the Kosmos matches!

King: See? I told ya!! HA HA!

Kurt: I'm here also to file a formal complaint against Tyrone. That guy is nothing, but a hoodlum! He can't fight his own battles. He thinks a good time is having half a dozen guys beat out people's brains with baseball bats! The guy doesn't belong in wrestling much less the BMWF!!

JR: Take is easy, Kurt!


LILLY: Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Sarah Lyn...
Hailing from Kingston, Jamaica...
Weighing in at 396 lbs...

"The Jamaican Sensation"
Tyrone Smith

(The same symbol from last week appears on the BruiserTron, as "Peel" kicks
up on the PA. The symbol and music are in sync once again)

**OOC Note: For the effect of the music and the symbol on the BruiserTron,
download ?Peel? at http://www.mindlikewater.org/mp3/peel.mp3 and play it on
Windows Media Player with the visualizer on ?Ambiance: Bubble?**

KING: You know, JR, the music is terrible, but that's a cool effect!

Kurt: Personally, I think Ty has the worst entrance music of any BMWF Superstar!

(Tyrone walks to the ring alone, and climbs the second rope to acknowledge
the crowd)

King: Where's Sarah?!

LILLY: His opponent...

Fighting out of Sturgis, SD...
Weighing in at 270 pounds...

Scotty Scott

Kurt: 270 pounds? It's all around his waist! It's true!

(Tyrone opens the ropes for Scotty, then asks for a mic)

KING: Here he goes again! Crotch him! Crotch him!!

Tyrone: Scotty, nobody in dis fed would do what ya did for me! When I was
dis worthless piece of crap, mopin' 'round cuz I couldn't handle Chumpy. Ya
helped my break free from da Darkside an' become who I am now! Ya was there
for me like no body else in dis fed was! T'ank ya brotha!

(Tyrone extends his hand and the two shake)

Tyrone: But now, da student becomes da King!

KING: Oh no he doesn't!

DING DING!

King: Kurt, I've been meaning to ask you something. Are you and Paul E. in cahoots with each other?

Kurt: Definitely not, King. I severed my ties with Destruction, Inc. months ago. What Paul E. does is his own business, which is what Tyrone should do...mind his own business!

JR: But you keep teasing and badmouthing his girlfriend, Sarah Lyn!

Kurt: JR, do you think I could care less about some little brat that goes around cussing a blue streak and calling men "Ho's"? No, I don't! Of course, Sarah likes little boys like Tyrone, you know, the kind that can't fight their own battles. The kind that have to have their brothers and their sisters and their girlfriends attack a guy!

King: It's true! It's true!

JR: Scotty Scott goes for a punch, but Tyrone Smith reverses it.
Scotty Scott hits Tyrone Smith with a dropkick.
Scotty Scott nails Tyrone Smith with a Russian legsweep.
Scotty Scott goes for a chokehold, but Tyrone Smith blocks it.
Tyrone Smith hits Scotty Scott with a gutbuster.
Tyrone Smith goes for a gutbuster, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott locks Tyrone Smith in a chokehold.
Earl Hepner warns Scotty Scott to let go.

Kurt: What a cheater! I'd never cheat!

JR: Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three, four.
Scotty Scott uses a dropkick on Tyrone Smith.

Kurt: He could actually get up high enough to do that?

KING: Hey, Kurt! Scotty and Lurker attacked you tonight, too! What are you going to do about them?

(No answer.)

KING: Hmm! His headset must have broken!

JR: Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith nails Scotty Scott with a spinebuster.
Tyrone Smith goes for a gutbuster, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith smacks Scotty Scott with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is booing Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith puts Scotty Scott in a surfboard.
Scotty Scott reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tyrone Smith whips Scotty Scott into the ropes, but Scotty Scott reverses it.
Tyrone Smith almost takes Scotty Scott's head off with a flying clothesline
Tyrone Smith is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Kurt: You see that, JR? The fans hate this guy! He's a murdering scumbag!

JR: Tyrone Smith whips Scotty Scott into the ropes, but Scotty Scott reverses it.
Tyrone Smith smacks Scotty Scott with a devastating flying clothesline .
Tyrone Smith places Scotty Scott on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith nails Scotty Scott with top-rope belly to belly suplex.

Kurt: Well, I must admit, that was impressive! Of course, I could have done it better!

JR: Tyrone Smith almost takes Scotty Scott's head off with a short clothesline
A fan at ringside badmouths Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith goes for the torture rack, but Scotty Scott counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Tyrone Smith hits a spinebuster on Scotty Scott.
.
Tyrone Smith executes an inside cradle on Scotty Scott.

Kurt: He's got the tights!

JR: Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tyrone Smith executes a spinebuster on Scotty Scott.
Tyrone Smith attempts to place Scotty Scott on the turnbuckle, but Scotty Scott
blocks it.
Tyrone Smith attempts to place Scotty Scott on the turnbuckle, but Scotty Scott
blocks it.
Tyrone Smith almost takes Scotty Scott's head off with a short clothesline
Tyrone Smith throws Scotty Scott out of the ring.
Earl Hepner counts: one, Scotty Scott reenters the ring.
Tyrone Smith punches Scotty Scott.
Scotty Scott chops Tyrone Smith.
The chants for Scotty Scott are deafening.
Scotty Scott kicks Tyrone Smith.
The crowd is behind Scotty Scott all the way.
Tyrone Smith punches Scotty Scott.
Scotty Scott chops Tyrone Smith.
Scotty Scott nails Tyrone Smith with the Reverse DDT.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scotty Scott goes for a sleeperhold, but Tyrone Smith blocks it.
Tyrone Smith goes for the Reverse DDT, but Scotty Scott counters it with
an eye gouge.
Tyrone Smith puts Scotty Scott in a cobra clutch.
Scotty Scott reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Kurt: Choke! Choke! What a biased referee! He must be from Jamaica!

JR: Tyrone Smith hits Scotty Scott with a spinebuster.
Tyrone Smith is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Tyrone Smith hits the cross-face chicken wing on Scotty Scott.
Tyrone Smith uses a Gorilla Press on Scotty Scott.
Tyrone Smith takes Scotty Scott down with a double underhook power bomb.
Tyrone Smith further incites the crowd.
Scotty Scott almost takes Tyrone Smith's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd is behind Scotty Scott all the way.
Scotty Scott hits Tyrone Smith with a powerslam.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scotty Scott gets the STF on Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Scotty Scott nails Tyrone Smith with an eye gouge.
Scotty Scott throws Tyrone Smith out of the ring.
Scotty Scott goes through the ropes.
Scotty Scott nails Tyrone Smith with a Russian legsweep.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tyrone Smith nails Scotty Scott with a front slam.
Earl Hepner counts: 1.
Scotty Scott is busted wide open.
Tyrone Smith executes a double underhook power bomb on Scotty Scott.
Earl Hepner counts: 2.
Tyrone Smith whips Scotty Scott into the guardrail.
Earl Hepner counts: 3.
Tyrone Smith smacks Scotty Scott with a devastating short clothesline .
Earl Hepner counts: 4.
Tyrone Smith almost takes Scotty Scott's head off with a short clothesline
Tyrone Smith knocks Scotty Scott into the ringsteps.
Tyrone Smith is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Tyrone Smith whips Scotty Scott into the guardrail.
Tyrone Smith smacks Scotty Scott with a devastating short clothesline .
Tyrone Smith hits a spinebuster on Scotty Scott.

Kurt: Excuse me a minute, guys!

JR: Wait! Come back here!

(Kurt grabs a chair whhile the ref is checking Scotty and nails Tyrone in the head. The chair is dented, but Tyrone has a hard head, so Kurt hits him three more times.)

JR: Here comes all of the Rasta Squad !

Kurt: EEEEEEEK!

(Kurt jumps the rail and runs away through the crowd.)

JR: Scotty Scott throws Tyrone Smith back into the ring.
Scotty Scott follows him back in.

Scotty has taken a beating, but he has given one also.

King: JR, it's been a long time since I have seen him like this. Scotty has
been like a wild animal at times.

JR: Scotty Scott grabs Tyrone Smith by the head and rope burns his eyes.
Scotty Scott punches Tyrone Smith in the jaw sending him to the mat.
Scotty Scott steps on the throat of Tyrone Smith as the referee warns him.
Scotty drops down and executes a Greco-Roman chokehold on Tyrone Smith.
The referee warns Scotty Scott about the choke.
Scotty Scott places his leg over Tyrone Smith's throat.
The referee begins to count.....
1
2
3
4
Scotty Scott gets off of Tyrone Smith.
Scotty Scott executes a knee drop on Tyrone Smith's head.
Scotty Scott lifts Tyrone Smith up.
Scotty Scott executes a T-Bone suplex.

Tyrone Smith nails Scotty Scott with a clothesline.
Tyrone Smith tires to execute the Ganja drop, but Scotty Scott slips behind him.

Scotty Scott is standing behind Tyrone Smith.
Scotty Scott executes the Scottamission-plex.

KING: YAHHH! How did Scotty do that? Tyrone is 7 feet and 500 lbs!

JR: Scotty Scott walks over to Tyrone Smith.
Scotty Scott executes the Scottamission.
The referee checks Tyrone Smith to see if he is conscious.
Tyrone Smith tries to fight the pain.
Tyrone Smith submits after 13 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

DING DING!

JR: The winner is Scotty Scott. Both men are exhausted! They both
gave it their all and now neither can make it back to their feet.

KING: Well, Tyrone is unconscious from the Scottamission! What did you expect?!

JR: Scotty is reviving Tyrone.

KING: Mouth-to-mouth?

JR: No, dummy! Like you are supposed to do when you knock somebody out with a sleeper-type hold!

KING: I'd just kick 'em in the the back of the neck! The always works!

( There's a momentary pause, then Tyrone extends his hand out once again. The two shake hands and smile. Tyrone raises Scotty's hand and the crowd cheers wildly)

JR: What a way to end the show! These two men just had a huge battle, and now the two Union members are proudly standing together in the ring!

VAROOM! VAROOM!!

King: Wait! What's that?

JR: It's an ambulance!

King: Oh, somebody must have thought Tyrone was dead.

SCRREEECCHH!

JR: Oh, my! Look out!

(The ambulance speeds to the ring! It pins the Rasta Squad between it and the ring!)

JR: Oh,my! What the heck is going on?

King: Well, at least the R.S. is only pinned and not run over!

JR: Somebody is getting out of the ambulance! It's Paul E. and that masked man!

Wait! It the ring! It's Albino! From behind...

Paul E: GORE! GORE! GORE!

JR: Oh, my! Albino just double-gored Scotty and Tyrone!

King: YAHH!

JR: Oh, no! The masked man has got a 2x4! He's nails Tyrone with it!

King:  Now, look! He's going to powerbomb him.

(The masked man gets Tyrone up for a powerbomb, but instead of just powerbombing him, he gets a running start and then powerbombs out of the ring and right though the ambulance windshield!!)

King: I can't believe it! Tyrone is 8 feet and 600 pounds!! Somebody get an ambulance!!

JR: Look! The masked man is talking off his mask!

King: YAHH! It's Diamond Dallas!

JR: No, it isn't!

It's AWESOME MIKE, the legendary Hollywood Mike's nephew!!

King: YAHOO!!

(Albino grabs the mic as he stoops over the fallen Scotty Scott.)

Albino: You want me, Scotty? You got me! Next week! And you wanna know who done it? Nah, I ain't gonna tell ya! Heh, heh!

JR: Fans! We're outta time!!

KING: YAHHHH!

(The new Destruction, Inc head up the ramp with their hands held high in victory. The camera cuts back and forth between them and  the fallen Tyrone and Scotty as we fade...to...black....)

 
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