BMWF Bedlam Part III

Date : 7/19/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Bradley Center - Milwaukee, Wisconsin

(The Bruisertron suddenly begins to flicker as JR and the King suddenly look up to see what is happening...)

JR:Uh folks? It appears that the Bruisertron is having some technical difficulties once again.

King:You'd figure that the BMWF would pay for some actual working equipment instead of using duct tape on those cables! HAHAHA!

JR:I don't know what is going on here, but we hope to have it...

(The Bruisertron suddenly goes black as the crowd looks on in anticipation. As the crowd looks on, you begin to see some movement on the screen as a figure slowly raises his head and reveal a black cowboy hat. As the figure looks up a bit more, you can see the red hair draped down on the sides of the person's face as he finally reveals his full face to the camera...)

King:YAHHH! It's Lowedown! Man is he ugly!

JR:Careful King! Lowedown is not in a good mood thanks to Tobey Miliken!

King:I still can't believe Tobey urinated on Flame like that! Tobey should realize that is going to end his career!

JR:Lowedown has told the world that he is going to end Tobey's career here tonight and possibly go even further!

King:If I was Tobey, I'd be in Canada right now having french fries and gravy!

(Lowedown looks intensely into the camera as his anger can clearly be seen in his eyes. Lowedown looks straight into the camera as he slowly begins to speak...)

Lowedown:We are gathered here at this moment to inform you Tobey that you have crossed that line. You have gone over that line by a country mile and tonight...tonight you will be pay for what you did to my wife. You will pay with each drop of blood that you spill in that ring tonight.

(Pause)

Lowedown:The moment you touched my wife, you lost any chance of survival in this federation. You lost any opportunity to making it as a superstar. But more than anything, you lost the respect of alot of people here and around the world. You do not put your hands on my wife. You do not BLEEP on my wife. Tobey, you shouldn't even be in the same room as my wife. She is my world and you have gone and tarnished that world. For that, I cannot allow you to continue on this path of female abuse.

(Pause)

Lowedown:I cannot allow you to continue breathing my air Tobey. Which is why I have decided to do something I thought I would never have to do again. I have made a deal with someone who represents that evil that I fight against. The one who has shown me what true evil is all about and the one who knows what in in the hearts of every man, woman, and child. Tobey, he has come here tonight to tell you one thing and one thing only. Tobey, if i was you...I'd pay attention.

(The camera slowly backs away to shows the large, black boots of the mystery figure standing in the shadows of the room. An eerie glow begin to cover Lowedown as the room slowly fills with smoke. A figure slowly begins to make his forward as Lowedown continues to stand still. As the camera pans up, you see a black trenchcoat that is slightly opened and flowing on his sides. Finally, the camera zooms in to see the darkened eyes of the souless...DARKLORD!)

King:YAHHHH! The Darklord is standing right behind Lowedown!

JR:What kind of unholy union is this?!? What is the Darklord doing with Lowedown?

DARKLORD:Tobey Miliken...REST...IN...PEACE!

(The camera slowly pans back down onto the face of Lowedown who has a small smile upon his face as he stands up in front of the Darklord and speaks...)

Lowedown:Tobey, I have made a deal with the devil himself in order to make an example out of you here tonight. Tonight, you will step in the ring against a man who is not going to wrestle you. He is not going to beat you. No...no...no Tobey. Tonight, you are stepping into the ring with a man who is going to extinguish your flame of existence. I am going to end your career. I am going to end your dreams. I...am going to end...your...world. That is the Lowedown on that.

(Lowedown pauses as he looks at a candle a few feet away from him that glimmers in the darkness. Lowedown slowly rises up and steps towards the candle...)

Lowedown:Tobey, I want you to do me one last favor while you're still breathing. I want you to tell Misty how you feel. I want you to convey to her your last feelings to her. Heartfelt or not, it will be your last words to her. The jezebel who showed her breasts to Bat Masterson thinking it would distract the Legend long enough for you to get your cheap shots in. Spend as much time as you can with her Tobey because it will end here tonight.

(Pause)

Lowedown:I hope Misty has a black dress to wear at your funeral Tobey. If not, I'm sure Flame would be happy to loan her one. It's the least she can do for all you have done for her.

(Lowedown takes a step to the side as Flame makes her way out from the darkness carrying a dozen black roses in her hands. Lowedown turns to her and lifts the black veil that covers her face as she looks painfully into the camera...)

Flame:What you and Misty did was an abomination to me Tobey. There have been very few who have attacked me the way you did and have lived to tell about it under their breath and behind closed doors. Havoc Supreme once attacked me because of his jealousy for my husband's success and he paid the price for it by being thrown off a scaffold. Kolic attacked me once and he paid the price by being beaten to within an inch of his life. Pain felt the agony of his sins when he tried to take me away from my husband.

(Pause)

Flame:Do you see the connection you have with these poor souls Tobey? What you have is re-awakened the most evil in my husband's heart which I thought was dead and buried for some time. You have brought back the anger and hatred which may never be closed again. Do you see what you done Tobey? You have doomed the BMWF to a possible hell which that might not ever be able to recover from. Do you feel the weight piling onto your shoulders now? That heaviness in your chest? It is the fear coming to your heart. It is the knowledge that you have sealed your own fate and no matter what you do or what you say here tonight to save yourself, it won't help you. Tonight, you are facing the most dominating force this business has and it is going to be unleashed all upon you.

(Pause)

Flame:Are you a religious man Tobey? If I were you Tobey, I would pray for all your sins and maybe....just maybe...there will come a day when your tortured soul will be forgiven as you slowly burn...in...hell!

(Lowedown steps in front of the Darklord and Flame as he holds the candle in his hands. Lowedown stares at the flickering flame before holding his hand above it and then looks at the camera...)
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Lowedown:This is your soul Tobey. And just like the candle that burns in my hands...

(Lowedown presses his fingers against the wick and snuffs out the flame out...)

Lowedown:This will be your soul escaping out of your body...

Darklord:And it...will belong...TO ME!

(The crowd listens on in awe as the eyes of the Darklord roll back into his head and slowly drops his head down. Lowedown then turns back to the camera and speaks one last time...)

Lowedown:That is the Lowedown on that.

(The Bruisertron shuts off as J.R and the King turn to each other in disbelief...)

JR:This is unbelievable King! Lowedown and the Darklord have joined forces tonight in Milwaukee!

King:I don't know what to believe in anymore! All we need is the Union to reform to make this the final sign of the Apocolypse! YAHHH!

JR:Um folks! We will right back!

LILLY: This contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of Jacksonville, NC...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...

The BMWF Intercontinental Champion...
Hardcore Harry

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez...
From Mexico City...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Mafioso

(Mobb Deep's Quiet Storm starts to blast from the PA system. The Bruisertron
lights up to show the words ABOVE THE LAW scroll across the screen in old
english letters followed by the words STREETS IS WATCHING. Mafioso comes
walking down the ramp dressed in his usual white boots, black sweatpants
with white stripes down the side, and his Urban Legends shirt that he takes
off half way down the ramp and throws into the audience. Mafioso snatches a
sign away from a fan that reads: "Harry Is Hardcore" and rips it up and the
spits on it. Mafioso slides into the ring)

KING: What outstanding RPs from these two guys!

JR: Huh?

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Mafioso goes for a piledriver, but Hardcore Harry counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Mafioso counters it with a sunset flip.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.

JR: Dreadnaught said he would be out here, and he has finally arrived.
 
(The camera zooms up to the stage and Dreadnaught is seen walking down to the ring.)
 
JR: Harry looks to be in trouble now!

Mafioso hits a Russian legsweep on Hardcore Harry.
Mafioso is going for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mafioso goes for a stepover facelock, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry chops Mafioso.
Numerous fans are using Hardcore Harry for target practice.
Hardcore Harry kicks Mafioso.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Hardcore Harry shoves Jack Slone.
Jack Slone disqualifies Hardcore Harry.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

*DING DING* LILLY: The winner is Mafioso!

JR: Dreadnaught is in the ring now!
Dreadnaught sweeps Harry’s legs and drops him to the mat.
Dreadnaught stands over Harry and then shoves the edge of his boot into Harry’s throat.
 
(Mafioso hands Dreadnaught a mic.)
 
Dreadnaught: Yo, Harry, I got some knowledge to drop on you! Reno was right! I am burning with rage and aggression. But, in the Church of Legends, that is not a bad thing. Our doctrine encourages the use of violence against sinners. And tonight, I want you to feel just a taste of that burning!
 
(Mafioso rolls out of the ring and grabs a duffle bag. He opens it and pulls out a small cattle brand and a blow torch. Mafioso lights up the torch and turns the heat directly to the end of the brand.)
 
Dreadnaught: See, last week I was gonna win my shot fair and square. But, you ignited the rage, so it’s time to feel it!
 
(Dreadnaught reaches in his jersey and pulls out a UL necklace. He kneels down and shoves it in Harry’s face.)
 
Dreadnaught: This is a symbol of excellence and dominance! Something you will never know about. But, I am going to give you a constant reminder!
 
(Dreadnaught pulls his fist back and pounds the head of Hardcore Harry.)
 
King: He is beating him lifeless!
 
JR: I don’t like the look of that brand!
 
(Dreadnaught stands up and looks over the helpless Harry. He is handed the brand from Mafioso and looks at the end as it glows red.)
 
JR: That is an Urban Legends cattle brand! DON”T DO THIS!

KING: Yeah, permanent damage is against the rules---even if it is Hardcore Harry!

JR: Oh, well. we'll just pretend that it'll heal by next week!

KING: OK!
 
(Dreadnaught grabs it and shoves it into the forearm of Harry.)
 
JR: Can you hear Harry’s skin sizzle?
 
King: I smell barbeque!
 
(Dreadnaught pulls it off and a symbol matching the necklace is now burned into Harry’s skin.)
 
Dreadnaught: Harry, now you have a constant reminder that you too can achieve the greatness of the Urban Legends! But, you also will be constantly reminded that I OWN YOU! And come the pay per view, that title belongs to the Church of Legends. It’s not nice to keep things that don’t belong to you Harry! The Thug Reaper is coming for your soul.
 
(Dreadnaught tosses the brand back in the bag and walks with Mafioso back up the ramp.)
 
JR: Finally, the medical help has arrived for Harry! Those may be third degree burns!
 
King: Would his arm go good with your sauce JR?
 
JR: You are a sick man, King!

>>>

J.R.: Wait, am I reading this correctly? I can't be.

King: What does it say?

J.R.: Something ludicrous. Just, cut to Michael Bole, on location, for the
latest on Myers - It can't be true, it just can't be.

King: What does it say? Let me read that.

J.R.: You can read?

(An ambulance is overturned on the freeway; laying on its side. Its right
backdoor has been flung open, its hinges clearly warped. The front of the
ambulance rests over a small roadside ditch.)

J.R.: Bole, are you hearing us.

Bole: Yes J.R.

J.R.: What are we looking at?

(Michael Bole rushes towards the overturned ambulance.)

Bole: I'm not sure J.R. We were trailing the ambulance, quite a distance
behind it. All that was visible, from our angle, was the ambulance veering
suddenly off coarse, before overturning and skidding to a stop.

King: What happened next?

Bole: We're not completely sure about that, even inside the BMWF van we have
conflicting accounts of what happened next.

J.R.: What did you see Michael?

(Bole reaches the ambulance, peering inside its open backdoor; an ambulance
officer is shaken up, attending to a cut above his brow.)

Bole: What I saw was the ambulance's backdoor violently swing open after the
crash, and a bandaged figure leap from the heap, and make off down the ditch
away from the incident?

J.R.: Myers? I thought he was at death's door.

Bole: So did I.

(The battered ambulance officer looks across at Bole, and the camera crew.)

Ambulance Officer: It was him, Myers. I'd never seen anything like it. He
just sat up, threw me across the ambulance, attacked the driver and that's
when we overturned.

(The camera zooms in on the back of the driver's head, clearly unconscious.)

Ambulance Officer: He's an animal. He kicked open the door and took off,
that's the last I saw of him.

J.R.: Perhaps the injuries weren't as bad as first thought.

Ambulance Officer: They were worse; the freak should be dead. Now he's. we
don't know where he is.

(All are silent. The camera moves away from the ambulance, focusing on the
ditch, no one can be seen. Another ambulance, and police vehicles arrive on
the scene.)

Ambulance Officer: He should be dead! He should be dead!

King: Looks like Howitzer has escaped any murder charges.

J.R.: But has he escaped Myers? The man is unstoppable, and now, obviously,
this attack won't go unpunished. We'll be right back.

(Police officers scowler the ditch, and roadside, for any sign of Myers.)

(Fade to commercial.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Daytona, FL...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

"Movie Star" Tobey Miliken

J.R.: Well we now await the arrival of Tobey Miliken.

King: I hear something is going on, up on the roof.

(The camera shows a helicopter flying in and then it lands on the roof. Tobey gets out of the helicopter and smiles. Then suddenly Howitzer comes running in and he is talking to Tobey. Tobey shakes his head and then follows Howitzer to a stairwell and then he walks over to the rafters of the building. Tobey talks with another man who hooks up a harness to him. Then "Pomp and Circumstance" plays and slowly Tobey makes his way down to the ring. He unhooks the harness and then slowly walks around the ring.)

Tobey: I guess all is fair in love and war and so now Lowedown has taken my beautiful and voluptuous bride to be. Well Lowedown, I ain't talking no more. GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW AND LET'S SETTLE THIS!


LILLY: Fighting out of Phoenix, AZ...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

LoweDown

JR:We are about to see Lowedown come down to the ring and I would hate to be in Tobey's shoes right now!

King:You're telling me! Eco-System and the Judge both warned Tobey about what happens to people who attack his wife! Now Tobey gets to learn the hard wa...

(Suddenly, the lights in the entire arena shut off. Hundreds of flashes pour throughout the arena as Tobey's figure is standing in the ring with the referee. As the crowd watches on, smoke slowly begins to pour into the ring. Smoke begins to come from the rampway as an eerie crimson red glow shines down on the entrance way...)

PA:GONG!

JR:What the...?

King:It can't be!

PA:GONG!

JR:You can't be serious!

PA:GONG!

King:YAHHH!

(Suddenly, the music of the Darklord begins to play throughout the arena as the Darklord begins to make his way out of the entrance to a stunned crowd. The Darklord slowly steps out to the entrance way and patiently walks to the top of the rampway. The Darklord's head rises up as he begins to make his way to the ring. As he reaches the middle of the rampway,druids begin to make their way out carrying a large casket with them as the music continues to play on...)

JR:I don't believe this! The Darklord is coming out to bury Tobey here tonight!

King:YAHHH! I'm outta here!

(The Darklord finally makes his way to the ring apron and then slowly turns towards the steel steps and then brushes his trenchcoat back as he takes a step up onto the steel steps. The crowd watches on as the Darklord slowly begins to raise his arms up and brings the lights up. As the Darklord stares at Tobey in the ring, Lowedown is standing right behind Tobey with an intense hatred in his eyes as he suddenly drops down and nails Tobey from behind with a low blow. Lowedown wastes no time as he drives Tobey down to the mat with a thunderous clothesline from behind. Lowedown drops down and sits on the lower back of Tobey and begins slamming hard right hands down onto the back of Tobey's head. Lowedown refuses to let up as he continues to drive his fist down on Tobey. The referee tries to pull Lowedown away, but Lowedown shrugs him off and then begins to rub the face of Tobey into the mat...)

JR:Lowedown has lost his mind!

King:He's sided with the Darklrod! Of course he's lost his mind!

(Lowedown picks up Tobey off the mat and clutches his throat and chokes him right in front of the referee. Lowedown then releases his grip long enough to nail Tobey with a kick to the stomach and then places Tobey in an armbar. Lowedown winds him up and then nails Tobey with a side kick to the ear of Tobey that staggers him for a moment before turns around and catches Tobey with a big boot to the face...)

JR:Lowedown is giving Tobey a beatdown!

*DING DING*

JR: LoweDown chops Tobey Miliken.
LoweDown chops Tobey Miliken.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for LoweDown.
LoweDown hits Tobey Miliken.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for LoweDown.
LoweDown executes the Stinger Splash on Tobey Miliken.
LoweDown catches Tobey Miliken in a full nelson.
Tobey Miliken is struggling to reach the ropes.
LoweDown lets go after 17 seconds.
LoweDown asks the fans what they want to see.
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.
LoweDown locks Tobey Miliken in the Crippler Crossface.
Tobey Miliken inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
LoweDown executes a pumphandle slam on Tobey Miliken.
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.
LoweDown smacks Tobey Miliken with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.

King:Look at that! Tobey just delivered a hard shot to the face and Lowedown didn't even feel it! Lowedown is asking Tobey for another one! Lowedown is smiling at him!

JR:Look at that! Lowedown just caught the fist of Tobey and now he's crushing the hand of Tobey!

JR:Lowedown whips Tobey into the ropes and follows behind him with a knee to the chest! Lowedown picks up Tobey off the mat and throws Tobey over the top rope! The referee is trying to keep Lowedown from following after him as...hold on! Flame has a steel chair!

King:I think she deserves to hit Tobey! He did urinate on her!

(Flame waits for Tobey to turn around and kicks him in the groin. Flame then raises the steel chair and drives the chair into the head of Tobey. Flame drives the chair down again on Tobey as Lowedown keeps the referee distracted. Flame drives the chair down repeatedly and sends Tobey down to the floor. Flame turns around and levels Misty down with a chair shot of her own and then throws the chair to the side. Lowedown finally slides out of the ring and grabs a hold of Tobey and picks him up off the floor. Lowedown military presses Tobey high above his head and looks towards the steel ringpost. The referee slides out of the ring and gets in Lowedown's way and tells him not to do it. Lowedown suddenly turns around and launches him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Lowedown follows behind Tobey and begins attacking Tobey in the crowd...)

JR:Lowedown is taking this out of the arena apparently!

King:Have him pick us some nachos!

(Lowedown is stomping down on Tobey as Tobey tries to crawl away from him. Lowedown kicks Tobey in the stomach and watches him fall flat on his back as he then grabs his ankles and drives his boot down into the groin of Tobey. Lowedown then picks up Tobey and places him off his shoulders as he begins to make his way up the steps...)

JR:Where is Lowedown taking him?

King:To show him what a skybox looks like I guess!

(Lowedown makes his way up to the top of the steps and then drops Tobey backwards and watches Tobey land on his back and head. Lowedown looks downward at Tobey as he grabs a hold of Tobey's hair and begins slamming his fist down into the forehead of Tobey. Lowedown then begins slamming the head of Tobey down on the top step before finally picking him up and points towards the bottom of the steps...)

JR:He wouldn't do it! Would he?

King:I think he would! YAHHH!

(Lowedown grabs a hold of Tobey and throws him down the steps with tremendous force. Lowedown watches Tobey roll down the steps catches the safety railing with his head on the way down. Lowedown begins to rush down after him and meets him at the bottom of the steps. Lowedown sees blood tricking down the face of Tobey as he begins to smile to the crowd and then drags Tobey by the hair back towards the ring. Lowedown throws Tobey over the railing and climbs up onto the railing itself and drives his foot down into the chest. Tobey spits out blood as Lowedown picks him up and is about to throw him back into the ring when he purposely miscalculates and drives Tobey chest first right into the ring apron. Tobey clutches his chest as Lowedown throws him again into the ring apron and watches Tobey drop to the floor. Lowedown finally throws him into the ring and follows right behind him...)

JR:Lowedown is using Tobey like punching bag!

King:Actually, I think he was using him more like a lawn dart!

(Lowedown picks up Tobey and locks him in a bear hug and begins violently shaking him around. Lowedown then rushes towards the corner and drives Tobey's back into the turnbuckle. Lowedown spins around and runs across the ring and drives him into the opposite corner. Lowedown finally moves his arm up and drives Tobey down with a chokeslam to the mat. Lowedown stares down at Tobey as he drops an elbowsmash down onto the chest of Tobey. Lowedown pops back up and drops another down on Tobey's chest. Lowedown goes for a pin attempt, but pulls Tobey up and slams his head down repeatedly. Lowedown stops just before the referee counts to five and releases Tobey. Lowedown picks up Tobey and hoists him up with a suplex and balances him high in the air as he allows the blood to flow to the head of Tobey before finally dropping him down to the mat...)

JR:I can't believe Lowedown is dishing out so much punishment to Tobey here!

King:I think he's just getting started to be honest!
 

JR: Tobey Miliken takes LoweDown down with a neck snap.
Tobey Miliken is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Tobey Miliken uses the Rolling Thunder on LoweDown.
Tobey Miliken further incites the crowd.
Tobey Miliken runs into the ropes.
Tobey Miliken hits LoweDown with a shoulderblock.
Tobey Miliken executes a missile dropkick on LoweDown.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.
Tobey Miliken whips LoweDown into the turnbuckle, but LoweDown reverses it.
LoweDown executes a hiptoss on Tobey Miliken.
LoweDown uses a backbreaker on Tobey Miliken.
LoweDown hits a powerslam on Tobey Miliken.
LoweDown pulls the tights.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
LoweDown uses a pumphandle slam on Tobey Miliken.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
LoweDown almost takes Tobey Miliken's head off with a short clothesline
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.
LoweDown hits Tobey Miliken with a dropkick.
LoweDown hits Tobey Miliken with a flying elbowdrop.
Jack Slone counts: One, kickout.
LoweDown smacks Tobey Miliken with a devastating short clothesline .
LoweDown covers Tobey Miliken.
LoweDown pulls the tights.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Lowedown picks up Tobey and military presses him over his head and throws him over the top rope and sends him to the concrete floor. Lowedown quickly slides out of the ring and attacks Tobey with a double axe handle to the chest. Lowedown looks to the crowd as he picks up Tobey off of the floor and throws him face first into the steel steps. The steel steps break apart as Lowedown continues to attack Tobey outside the ring. Lowedown grabs the hair of Tobey and slams Tobey's face down into the steps over and over again. Lowedown picks him up long enough to see the blood beginning to trickle down the forehead of Tobey. Lowedown throws Tobey back into the ring and follows in right behind him. Lowedown then stares at the Darkord and shouts to him...

Lowedown:ALMOST! IT'S ALMOST TIME!

JR:Almost time? What does he mean by that?

King:I don't know! I still can't believe that the Darklord and Lowedown are on the same team!

JR:Look at this! Lowedown is taking Tobey's punches and he is brushing them off like they were nothing!

King:Lowedown is s fueled up with anger that he doesn't have time to feel pain!

PA: FOLLOW ME INTO THE LIGHT
 
JR: Ezekiel on his way down to the ring!
 
King: But whose side is he on?
 
JR: These two have been fighting back and forth, former allies. Little has been said between the two of them recently.
 
(Lowedown takes a brief moment from beating on Tobey, his focus intently on Ezekiel)
 
JR: Ezekiel in the ring, walks past Lowedown, and is putting a white envelope into the pants of Tobey!
 
King: Must be a love letter!
 
JR: A message from Ezekiel to Tobey.
 
King: And now he is leaving? What no violence?
 
(Ezekiel makes his way to the back, watching as Lowedown continues his annihilation of Tobey

(Tobey is slowly making his way up. Blood is trickling out his nose and down across his lips and onto the mat. Suddenly Misty Rivers comes walking down to the ring and some stripping music plays over the P.A. Misty is doing a strip dance down at the ring.)

King: WHOA! LOOK AT THIS JR. This is what I call REAL ENTERTAINMENT!

J.R.: But I thought that Lowedown had her. But yet here she is down at the ring stripping.

King: And Lowedown isn't paying any attention he keeps beating on Tobey.

J.R: Lowedown is a man on a mission.

King: Either that or he's gay.

J.R.: He's married for goodness sake King.

King: Flame could be a cover for him.

J.R.: Oh for crying out loud.

(Then suddenly the music stops and up on the bruisertron we see Howitzer standing on the roof of the arena. The wind is blowing and Howitzer is screaming.)

Howitzer: LOWEDOWN! STOP IT NOW OR ELSE!

(Then we see on the Bruiser Tron that Howitzer has Flame by the throat and holding her over the edge of the arena.)

Howitzer: Leave Tobey alone or I drop her.

(Lowedown starts screaming at Howitzer.)

Howitzer: You know Lowedown how ironic is this. This is how Tobey's career turned around and now he is returning the favor to you. Here is your lovely Flame being held over the edge of an arena roof and again there is you, doing nothing to stop the accident. But you can Lowedown. You can do something this time. Leave the ring and be counted out and come up here and collect your wife. You have one minute to get up here or I drop her. Make that 58 seconds. 57, 56, 55, 54.

*DING DONG*

KING: YAHHH! Flame just kicked Howitzer in the bells! HA HA HA ! When will these rookies ever learn not to mess with the vets!

(Lowedown drags Tobey into the center of the ring and then nails him with a kick to the stomach and then bounces off the ropes and nails Tobey with a hard right hand to the side of the head. Tobey drops down to one knee as Lowedown bounces off the ropes again and nails him with a dropkick to the side of the head. Lowedown signals over to Flame as she distracts the referee long enough for one of the druids to hand him a taser stick and then folds his arms again. Lowedown walks up behind Tobey and nails him in the lower back with the taser. Tobey shakes in pain as Lowedown then drives the taser into the leg that causes Tobey to lose his balance...)

JR:Lowedown isn't pulling any stops here tonight against Tobey! He wants to punish him!

King:And I think all these druids are for it!

JR:Lowedown tosses the taser out to the druid who hides it under the ring and watches the match continue on!

King:Who are these druids anyways?

JR:I don't know to be honest, but I think...GOOD LORD! Lowedown just clotheslined Tobey down to the mat and nearly put him through the mat!

King:Lowedown is out to break any bone he can in Tobey!

(Lowedown picks up Tobey off the mat and holds him up just long enough to drive him once again to the mat with another clothesline. Lowedown picks up Tobey and places him in position for a piledriver and sends him down to the mat with force. Lowedown shoves Tobey over to the side and then slides out of the ring and begins to make his way towards Misty...)

JR:What is Lowedown doing? Is he going to attack Misty?

King:Maybe he just wants another peek of her puppies?

JR:Only Bat Masterson got to see those! What a lucky jobber!

(Lowedown begins to make his way towards Misty who appears to be nervous. Lowedown walks up to her and closes his fist. As Lowedown brings up his fist, he swings at Misty and comes within an inch of her face. Misty opens her eyes and sees Lowedown's fist right in front of her face. Lowedown then opens up his hand and then gives her the middle finger. From behind, Flame nails her with a steel chair and then drives Misty down with a DDT to the floor. Flame then shouts at her husband to get back into the ring and continue to hurt Tobey...)

JR:Lowedown just suckered Misty towards him long enough for Flame to attack Misty from behind!

King:Why can't they just wrestle in baby oil or something?

JR:Lowedown drives his boot right into the chest of Tobey and watches him roll over towards the ropes! Lowedown places the throat of Tobey on the bottom rope and then drives his foot down on the back of Tobey's neck and proceeds to choke him out! The referee is trying to pull Lowedown away and Lowedown backs away and now...Flame is choking out Tobey right behind the referee's back! She hates Tobey more than anything right now!

King:I think it's a toss up between who hates him more to be honest!

(Lowedown picks up Tobey and executes a fallaway slam on Tobey in the center of the ring and then pops back up on his feet and then begins to drive his knee repeatedly into the back of Tobey as he shouts in pain. Lowedown backs himself up into the ropes and catches the back of Tobey's neck with a legdrop...)

JR:Lowedown whips Tobey into the ropes and follows in right after...GOOD LORD! Lowedown caught Tobey with a clothesline before he was able to turn around! Did you see the neck of Tobey snap back?

King:I think saw a disk pop out of his neck!

(Lowedown drives his fist repeatedly into the kidneys of Tobey before wrapping his arm around his neck and driving him down with a reverse DDT. Lowedown drags Tobey into the center of the ring and then looks to the crowd before suddenly leaping up in the air and coming down with both feet on Tobey's chest. Tobey convulses as Lowedown tries to maintain his balance on Tobey's chest. Lowedown takes a step forward and then steps back up and continues to put all his weight down on Tobey's chest. Blood begin to come out of the mouth of Tobey as Lowedown steps off the chest of Tobey and then looks at his wife who is shouting at her husband to punish him. Lowedown nods to her as he picks Tobey and places him with between his legs and hoists him high in the air. Lowedown then drops Tobey down to the mat with a thunderous powerbomb in the middle of the ring. Lowedown stares down at the body of Tobey and immediately picks him up again and places him back between his legs and hoists him up again...)

JR:Lowedown is trying to kill Tobey! Someone stop this please!

King:I don't think anyone can stop this! Hey! Wait a minute!

(Flame rushes from the side of the ring and levels Misty with a steel chair shot to the side of the head. Flame then begins ripping Misty's clothes right off her body as the crowd watches on in disbelief as Flame leaves Misty in her bra and panties as Flame drags her over to the corner and pulls out a pair of handcuffs and locks Misty against the steel ringpost. Flame then pulls her belt off and begins whipping Misty repeatedly as Lowedown continues to beatdown Tobey inside the ring...)

JR:Lowedown just drove Tobey down once again with a painful powerbomb in the center of the ring as he looks at Tobey lying almost motionless in the ring as he then turns his attention back towards the Darklord who is watching the match quietly in the corner!

King:Wait a minute there J.R! Lowedown is now looking towards the Darklord and he's giving him a thumbs up? What is that all about?

(As Lowedown gives the Darklord the "thumbs up", the Darklord slowly begins to raise his arms up in the air and lightning hits the top of the main event's cage. The cage slowly begins to lower as Lowedown drops down and is slamming his fist down into the bloodied face of Tobey as the cage slowly makes its way down. As the cage comes closer to the floor, Dozer and Flame slide into the ring with steel chairs as Dozer politely escorts the referee out of the ring. As the druids watch the steel cage come down, two of the druids rip off their robes to reveal themselves to be Dreadnaught and Reno. Both men slide into the ring just before the cage is a few feet from the top rope and stand next to Dozer and Flame...)

JR:The Legends are in the ring and Tobey is all by himself and the cage has hit the floor! Tobey is all alone in the ring with the Legends!

King:I knew tobey was going to pay tonight!

(Lowedown circles around Tobey inside the steel cage as he picks up Tobey and hoists him with a military press and then delivers the Downlowe to Tobey in the center of the ring. Lowedown drops down to the mat and covers Tobey in the center of the ring and shouts at the referee to make the count...)

JR:Lowedown wants the referee to count?

King:Nobody has touched Tobey except Lowedown! I'm sure the cage was just a malfunction!

(The referee realizing this slaps his hand against the cage...)

One...two...THREE!

*DING! DING!*

JR:Lowedown has one the match and now he's looking to finish the job!

King:I didn't think this was going to happen to Tobey like this!

(Lowedown picks up a beaten Tobey and delivers another chokeslam to the semi-conscious Tobey as the Legends watch on and applaud on. Lowedown picks up Tobey off the mat and delivers a powerslam on Tobey as Lowedown looks to the crowd as he makes his way over to the cage wall and asks Lily Garcia for the microphone. She barely manages to squeeze the microphone through the cage wall as Lowedown clears his throat...)

Lowedown:Ladies and Gentlemen! I suggest that if you are weak of heart and can't stand the sight of seeing the most painful beatdown you have ever witnessed, then I suggest you close your eyes because this...isn't going to be pretty!

(Lowedown begins to scale the cage and makes his way to the top of the cage as Dozer and Flame hold onto the arms and legs of Tobey. Lowedown manages to balance himself on the top of the cage as he looks down at Tobey and "paints the picture" before suddenly leaping off the top of the cage and catches Tobey with the "Going Down" finisher from the top of the cage...)

JR:GOOD LORD! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! LOWEDOWN MAY HAVE KILLED TOBEY MILIKEN IN THE RING!

King:I can't believe Lowedown just broke Tobey in half like that! Lowedown himself might have broke his arm with that move!

(Lowedown lays on the mat for a moment holding right arm for a moment as he slowly rises up to his feet and then looks to the crowd as they are all on their feet chanting Lowedown's name. Lowedown looks towards Flame who suddenly rips off her dress to reveal a sports bra and spandex shorts as she begins to climb up the cage. The Legends watch on in awe as she finally makes her way up to the top of the cage and turns towards the crowd. Lowedown holds onto the legs of Tobey as Flame suddenly leaps off the top rope and sails down on top of Tobey with the Extinguisher. Tobey curls up in the fetal position as Flame clutches her ribs as Lowedown helps her back up on her feet and helps her into the corner. Lowedown stands over the body of Tobey as he begins to look up at the ceiling as Lowedown raises his arms up in a Darklord fashion and then brings them down in a fluid motion...)

King:LOOK OUT! YAHHH!

JR:BLOODBATH! BLOODBATH! BLOODBATH! Lowedown just covered Tobey with the Bloodbath!

King:He got my crown soaked J.R!

JR:If you want to send Lowedown the bill, I'm sure he'll pay for it!

King:Um...I'll take care of it this time I guess!

(Lowedown is standing in the center of the ring drenched in the Bloodbath as he grabs a hold of Tobey's arm and drags him over towards the cage wall and both he and Dozer pick him up and are handed a pair of handcuffs. Both bothers attach Tobey to the cage as Flame brings the steel chairs towards Tobey and hands one over to her husband...)

Lowedown:Now Tobey! I suggest that if you have any final words before I end your career...I suggest you speak now! Otherwise, it's closing time!

(Lowedown grabs Tobey by the hair and brings the microphone to the mouth of Tobey who is unconscious. Lowedown then drops Tobey's head down as Flame takes the microphone away from her husband...)

Flame:You are the most pathetic piece of garbage on the planet Tobey and I am sooooooo going to enjoy this!

(Flame leans back and begins driving the steel chair into the face of Tobey. Lowedown backs away as he lets her wail away on Tobey. The crowd watches on in disgust as Flame refuses to let up on Tobey. Lowedown finally turns around and watches Flame spit on Tobey who is slouched down. Lowedown uses the chair to bring Tobey's chin up and speaks to him one more time...)

Lowedown:Tobey, you don't deserve to live! Tonight, I am going to go against my own judgment and let you be crippled for the rest of your natural born life! You will be the symbol of what happens to anyone who crosses the path of the Legends! You will be the example of what happens when you BLEEP with someone you aren't even in the same league with! Tonight, I proved to you and to everyone here that I can own anyone I see fit! Tobey, I OWN YOUR @$$! NEVER FORGET THAT!

(Lowedown pauses as he hands the microphone back over to Flame...)

Flame:Tobey, if you ever wake up from this...I expect you to apologize for every single mistake you did to me! I expect you to never...NEVER put your hands on me ever again! You will never treat another woman like you treated me you stupid jack@$$! NEVER AGAIN!

(Lowedown grabs his steel chair and motions for Dozer to grab the legs of Tobey and holds him up in the air. Tobey's arms are outstretched due to his arms being attached to the steel cage and is being held in the air. Lowedown brings the chair high up in the air and slams the chair down into the chest of Tobey. Lowedown brings it up high and drives it down once more. Lowedown slams the steel chair one last time as the Darklord slowly begins to turn away and raises his arms up once again. The steel cage begins to rise as Tobey is slowly being lifted up into the air. Tobey is dripping down blood to the floor as he is almost 15 feet high in the air. The Legends stand in the center of the ring and clasp their hands together as if they are praying together. Suddenly, the four corners of the cage erupt in flames as they burn brightly in the air. The Legends raise their hands high in the air and then slowly make their way from the ring. Lowedown looks up one last time before he speaks into the microphone one last time...)

Lowedown:So let it be written, so it was done! That is the Lowedown on that!

JR:I can't believe this! Lowedown has left Tobey hanging from the steel cage and he's leaving him there to rot!

KING: LOOK!

JR: Scotty has come out here.

King: He is going to give Lowedown a beating I know it!!!

JR: Scotty has just exploded on Tobey!!!!

King: I can't believe it!!!!

(Scotty throws Tobey into the ropes and nails him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Scotty lifts him off the mat and hits him with a slingshot suplex. As Tobey tries to get up, Scotty executes rolling German suplexes.)

JR: Scotty is breaking down the back of Tobey!!!!

King: He hit poor Tobey with three Rolling German Suplexes!!!

JR: Scotty is looking back up the ramp.

King: I have seen where Comissioner Dangle is standing there as Pain walks right by him.

JR: Comissioner Dangle does not look pleased about this at all.

King: I think he was thinking the samething I was. That Scotty was going to attack Lowedown.

JR: Pain steps over the top rope and goes right after Tobey!!!!

King: No!!! Pain sent Tobey into the ropes....

JR: BIG BOOT TO THE HEAD OF TOBEY!!!!

King: I hate it when he does this!!!!

JR: PAIN NAILS THE CORNINARY ON TOBEY!!!!

King: I really hate this!!!!

JR: TOMBSTONE ON TOBEY!!!!!

King: And Scotty has the nerve to lift Tobey up for Pain.

JR: But he is standing right beside Lowedown!!!!

King: I never thought I would see this.

JR: CHOKESLAM ON TOBEY!!!!

King: Here comes Team Beautiful now.

JR: They are standing with Scotty and Lowedown. They are all laughing at Tobey!!!!

King: It was a set up!!!

JR: Scotty is shaking hands with Lowedown!!!

King: This is horrible.

JR: What the...

King: Scotty just slapped Lowedown!!!

JR: Scotty has mounted Lowedown and is pounding the head of Lowedown with lefts and rights. D@mn him.... D@mn him to Hell!!!

King: I didn't see this coming at all.

JR: Reno and Dread are attacking Team Beautiful!

KING: YAHHH! Darklord has zombie-ized Pain who is just standing there!

JR: Scotty is picking up Lowedown.

King: I am starting to love this now.

(Scotty orders Team Beautiful to hold up Lowedown. Scotty kicks Lowedown as hard as he can between the legs. Lowedown falls down to the mat like a limp dishrag.)

JR: Scotty is showing his true colors.

King: LOOK!!! COMISSIONER DANGLE IS APPLAUDING THIS!!!!

JR: I think Scotty has gotten back in the good graces with Comissioner Dangle.

King: Look!!!!

JR: Scotty has Lowedown in the Scottamission!!!!

King: I think he has passed out!!!!

JR: Scotty has released Lowedown.... Now Scotty is having the rest of this horde of hoodlums to pile Tobey on top of Lowedown.

King: Scotty is doing a three count and Comissioner Dangle...

JR: Wait! Dangle has Scotty! DANGLE SLAM ON SCOTTY!

KURT: What the heck do you think you're doing no-showing for weeks then using me without permission?

JR: Lowedown has Scotty in the Downtime!

King:We still have to clean up the ring for the next match up!

JR:I don't think that mat will ever be clean again! Folks, we'll be right back!

owntime.
LoweDown executes the Downtime on Tobey Miliken.
Tobey Miliken is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tobey Miliken is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tobey Miliken summons one last burst of energy.
Jack Slone tells Tobey Miliken to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Tobey Miliken doesn't respond.

LILLY: This contest is a cage-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
Inferno... Mineral... ECO-SYSTEM

PA: THIS-IS-A-PUBLIC-SERVICE-ANNOUNCEMENT-BZZZT-THIS-IS-ONLY-A-TEST

WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

("ECOworld" by Isolated plays over the PA System as the Eco-System comes out to a cacophony of boos. They do not flinch;their eyes are fixated on the imposing steel structure ahead of them.)

JR: This one will be a real war for the ages. There is no love lost between the Eco-System and their former stable in Prime Time!

King: That's why you can't trust a Norwegian! But seriously, JR, I can't wait to watch this. This could be one of the greatest BMWF beatdown matches you will ever see on free television!

(The Eco-System paces around the cage slowly, checking the steel structure. Inferno grabs a microphone, and the two brothers enter through the door, leaving Aquatic on the outside. The music stops.)

Inferno: Oh….oh, it's exactly like I dreamed! It's perfect…Tamer….Tyrone…you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. You're facing us as a tag team….inside a steel cage..this is OUR WORLD! WE RULE THIS ENVIRONMENT! And I've been dreaming…I've been dreaming about all the ways we're going to hurt you two. I counted them to go to sleep for hours. I got to five thousand, six hundred and eighty-nine, and I hadn't even gotten to your LEGS yet!

JR: Inferno has a wild look in his eye! He doesn't believe he can be stopped, but we'll have to see if that's true!

Mineral: (taking the microphone) You really forgot who we are, and what we meant, huh? In fact, you probably thought of us as those guys who beat Team Beautiful a few times so they could win some gold. (Mineral laughs) Isn't it wonderful how we try to rationalize what we are afraid of? "Oh, I'm a whole foot taller than Inferno and Mineral, I could take them!" Because you don't remember, because you choose not to. Facing the Eco-System was the measuring stick, once upon a time. Do you remember who ended our tag team undefeated streak? Do you? Let me remind you, it was SCOTTY SCOTT AND MAVERICK! Two months we had been wrestling in America, and it took them to finally put us down in tag team competition. You two aren't them, no matter how much you try to be….no, deep down inside, you two are scared little children, and we're the big bad bogiemen!

Inferno: (taking the microphone and pulling out the keys.) And these bogiemen have already laid judgment on your friend's soul. You may be able to save him….but you'll have to go through Hell the Nor-Way to do it! BELIEVE IT….OR PAY.

(Inferno hands the keys to the referee.)

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 673 pounds...
From Tucson, AZ... weighing in at 263 pounds...
Tamer
His partner...
From Kingston, Jamaica... weighing in at 410 pounds...
Tyrone Smith

JR: Okay Eco-System is in the ring.

King: You know what that's means.

JR: Here come Tamer and Tyrone Smith.

(The lights go out. Slowly white and blue lights flash. The crowd begins to
buzz. Then over the PA system "Whoop There It Is" by tag team begins to
play.)

King: What the.

(Tamer and Tyrone walk out from behind the curtain. Tyrone raises the BMWF
World title in the air. Tyrone points to Tamer. Tamer is doing the robot on
the stage. Inferno and Mineral look furious. Tyrone laughs. Tyrone motions
for the crowd to get up.)

King: Are you kidding me!

JR: This is..Oh my.

(Tamer dances down the ramp slapping the fans hands. Tamer looks up at
Tyrone. Tyrone does a little 1-2 step-hip movement then does the "Raise the
Roof" gesture before he struts towards the ring. Tamer hops up onto the
ropes and enters the ring. Inferno and Mineral start to move forward but
Tyrone slides in and the back away.  Tamer shimmies.)

JR: Tamer and Tyrone look like they're here to have fun.

King: I can't believe this
Look at all the women who actually like these morons

(The cage begins to lower as the music stops.)

JR: Inferno attacks Tamer before the bell.

*DING DING*

JR: Inferno and Tamer start trading fistfcuffs, as do Tyrone and Mineral.
Mineral and Inferno throw Tamer and Tyrone together headfirst.
Tamer and Tyrone go down, and the Eco-System mount them and start trying to punch in their heads.

JR: Well, it looks like tags won't be observed in this match!

King: Why would they? No disqualification in the cage!

(Inferno pulls Tamer up, and sees that he has already started bleeding. He throws him against the cage wall and begins grating his face against it, to open the wound more.)

JR: Those haymaker punches busted Tamer open, and Inferno is a shark who smells blood!

Tyrone stands up, and hoists Mineral up with him in a powerbomb position.
Mineral calls out, and Inferno runs and lowblows Tyrone.
Mineral nails Tyrone with a hard DDT.

King: HA HA! Tyrone just went from impressive to impotent!

(Inferno and Mineral run over to Tamer again, and lift him overhead. They toss him onto tyrone's body with a hard gorilla press.)

JR: The Eco-System always makes a point to incapacitate the other wrestler while they work over one!

Inferno whips Tamer's body toward Mineral.
Mineral throws him with a back bodydrop into the cage.
Tamer goes headfirst in the cage, with his blood spraying.

JR: BY GOSH, TAMER'S BLOOD IS SPRAYING INTO THE AUDIENCE! THE FIRST ROW IS COVERED!

King: GUESS THEY WISH THEY HAD GOTTEN THE CHEAP SEATS, HUH JR?

(Tyrone Smith gets up, but Inferno and Mineral catch him with a double shoulderblock. They hoist him up and drop him with a Messenjah Bomb.)

Mineral: I'M THE MESSENJAH, BABY!

JR: MESSENJAH BOMB TO TYRONE! THAT HUGE GIANT JUST GOT SMASHED TO THE CANVAS LIKE A CHILD!

KING: Oh, come on, JR! those wimps barely got the 7 foot 400 pounder off his feet, then dropped him!

JR: Inferno and Mineral flip Tyrone with a double snap suplex.
Mineral sees Tamer getting up, and nails him with a kick to the head.
Tamer stumbles around for a second, then falls headfirst into Tyrone's nether region.

King: Tamer just "WENT DOWN" on TYRONE!

JR: KING!

King: WHAT? He went down! HA HA!

(Mineral kicks Tamer into the corner while Inferno lands some kicks to Tyrone's gut. Inferno and Mineral each grab a leg of Tyrone and pull apart as Tyrone howls.)

King: YAAH! TYRONE REALLY WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN, JR!

JR: I'M SURE THE ECO-SYSTEM THINKS WE'RE BETTER OFF THAT WAY, KING!

Inferno goes for the Sun Flare, but he can't do it.
Tyrone Smith counters it with floatover.
Tyrone Smith sets up Inferno on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith nails Inferno with top-rope fallaway slam.
Tamer enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tyrone Smith and Tamer hit Inferno with a double snap suplex.
Mineral enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Tamer uses an Asai moonsault on Inferno.
Tamer has the crowd going wild.
Tyrone Smith attempts to place Inferno on the turnbuckle, but Inferno blocks it.
Mineral gets back up and lays out Tamer.
Inferno and Mineral whip Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
They hit Tyrone Smith with a double fist to the midsection.
Inferno uses a spear on Tyrone Smith.
Mineral nails Tyrone Smith with a legdrop.
Mineral tags out to Inferno.
Tamer enters the ring and throws Mineral out of the ring.
Tamer has the crowd going wild.
Tamer leaves the ring.
Tyrone Smith executes a gutwrench suplex on Inferno.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.

JR: Tamer and Tyrone are stomping away on the Eco-System in the corner! This culd be the opening they need!

Inferno and Mineral tripe up the Prime Time members.
They both lock in Boston Crabs.
Tyrone and Tamer are arching their backs to no avail.

King: Boston Crabs? I forgot the Eco-System had the brain capacity to use submissions!

(Tamer and Tyrone grab the ropes, and the Eco-System makes a clean break. Suddenly, Aquatic busts a hole through the cage with a sledgehammer.)

KING: You've got to be kidding? A woman can bust a BMWF cage with a sledgehammer? Give me a break! who's writing this sutff?

JR: WHAT IS AQUATIC DOING WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER?

Inferno pulls the sledgehammer through the hole, and walks over to Tyrone.
Inferno nails Tyrone with a cupped sledgehammer shot, knocking his head against the cage and starting a trickle of blood.
Mineral takes the hammer, and uses it to nail Tamer, busting him open further.

JR: THE REFEREE NEEDS TO STOP THIS! PRIME TIME IS BLEEDING, AND THEY'RE USING WEAPONS!

King: NO DQ, JR, ALL LEGAL!

(Inferno and Mineral take the hammer together and bring it down on Tyrone's hand, causing the Jamacian Giant to howl in pain.)

JR: MY GOODNESS, THEY MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS HAND! STOP THIS!

The referee finally grabs the sledgehammer away and throws it back through the hole.
Inferno and Mineral start stomping on the ribs of Tyrone.
Aquatic runs around the side and spits blue mist into Tamer's face through the cage.

JR: TAMER'S BLOOD IS COMINGLING WITH THAT MIST, STREAKING DOWN HIS WHITE FACE!

King: Red, White, and Blue….ALL-AMERICAN BLOOD! HA HA!

(Mineral catches Tyrone Smith off the ropes and takes him off his feet with a Boulder-Than-Thou. Mineral clutches his back from the strain.)

JR: INCREDIBLE strength by Mineral!

Tamer begins stomping on Mineral, but Inferno kicks Tamer in the gut.
Inferno hoists Tamer up and smashes him to the ground with a Raging Inferno powerbomb.
Inferno pulls Tyrone up, whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a neckbreaker.

JR: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS KING! SUN FLARE!

King: WHAT? THAT IDIOT CAN'T PICK TYRONE UP!

(Inferno pulls Tyrone's legs up and drapes them over the top turnbuckle slowly. Inferno backs up into the turnbuckles, and quickly pulls Tyrone off, using the leverage for a modified Sun Flare.)

JR: MODIFIED SUN FLARE OFF THE TOP ROPE! NEAR 620 POUNDS COMBINED FALLING DOWN TO THAT RING! BY GOSH, THERE IS A DENT IN THAT RING!

Tamer gets up, but Mineral catches him with a spinebuster.
Mineral suddenly looks outward and starts stomping his foot.
Mineral runs to the opposite rope, and runs to he other rope, and comes off with a huge legdrop.

King: THE MOST ELECTRYIFING LEGDROP IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! HA HA!

Inferno walks over to Tamer, and helps Mineral stomp on him.
Tyrone suddenly moves out of the corner, and smashes Inferno down with a huge lariat.
Tyrone throws Inferno face first into the cage, and then turns to Mineral.

JR: Our WORLD CHAMPION has gotten his second wind! LOOK OUT MINERAL!

Tyrone walks over to Mineral, and nails him with a punch, busting him open.
Mineral rears back and punches Tyrone in the face, spraying some of Tyrone's blood.
They begin trading punches back and forth in the middle of the ring as the crowd roars.

JR: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! MINERAL IS MATCHING OUR WORLD CHAMPION PUNCH FOR PUNCH!

King: I DON'T THINK THIS CROWD BELIEVES IT EITHER!

(Tyrone whips Mineral into the ropes, and bounces off the ropes himself., Tyrone comes off with a huge lariat, as Mineral comes off with a tremendous Avalanche. Both of them go down.)

JR: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES TO TYRONE AND MINERAL! THEY'RE DOWN! INFERNO'S DOWN IN THE CRONER. TAMER'S STILL OUT OF IT!

The referee counts: 1.
The referee counts: 2.
The referee counts: 3.
The referee counts: 4.

JR: Could it be….A QUADRUPLE-COUNTOUT?

The referee counts: 5.
The referee counts 6.
The referee counts: 7.
Mineral and Tyrone sit up and stare at each other's bloodstreaked faces as the crowd screams wildly.

King: YAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

JR: LOOK AT THEM! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE TAKEN A RIDE THROUGH HELL, AND IT'S NOT OVER YET!

(Inferno and Mineral are both going to the top ropes. Tyrone and Tamer climb up the turnbuckles to stop them, but they are met with a few hard punches and are pushed off.)

JR: TYRONE AND TAMER ARE LAID OUT! THE ECO-SYSTEM IS GOING UP TOP! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

Inferno and Mineral flip off the top rope with stereo 360-degree legdrops.
They both find their mrk.
The crowd is shouting with a combonation of boos, cheers, and unintelligible fervor.

King: THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET, JR! SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE!

(Inferno and Mineral hoist up Tyrone Smith for a Nature's Furiouser, which theyt exevute perfectly. They roll over to Tamer and give him a Nature's Fur as well.)

JR: NATURE'S FURY COMBO! AND LOOK AT WHAT INFERNO'S SIGNALING FOR, KING!

Inferno goes to the top rope as Mineral hooks Tamer up.
Mineral gives the nod as Inferno leaps off.
Inferno and Mineral execute the Take Two on Tamer.

King: HA HA! THE ULTIMATE INSULT!

(Aquatic slides a lead pipe through the hole she made earlier and Mineral is there to grab it. He smashes it into the still down Tyrone's skull, causing his blood to flow at an even more alarming frequency.)

JR: MY GOODNESS, TYRONE MUST HAVE LOST 3 QUARTS OF BLOOD ALREADY!

Mineral holds the lead pipe around Tamer's neck, and comes off the rope with him.
Inferno and Mineral together execute the Whip on Tamer.
The Eco-System hoists Tamer up for a final Nature's Fury, and execute it with obvious strain.

JR: IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! THIS IS GOING TO BE IT!

Mineral goes for the cover on Tyrone Smith, while Inferno goes for the cover on Tamer.
The referee counts: 1,2,

DOUBLE KICKOUT!!

KING: YAHHH! Eco can't believe it!

JR:Tyrone Smith runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith almost takes Inferno's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd is giving Tyrone Smith a standing ovation.
Tyrone Smith executes the Ganja Drop on Inferno.
Tyrone Smith goes for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tyrone Smith.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winners are Tamer and Tyrone Smith!

(Tamer looks at the ref. Tamer walks over and grabs a keychain from him.
Tamer tosses it to Tyrone. Tyrone nods. Tamer and Tyrone begin to celebrate
as "whoop There It Is" begins to play again.)

(Pyrotechnics create a tremendous display that trails
itself from the corners of the Bruisertron all the way
down the walkway and encompass the ring itself in
bright instances of explosions. Without hesitation,
all eyes in the arena move to the entrance stage . . .
where out walks Hush, himself.)

JR: Hush is here! I can't believe he would put himself
into such a situation where he could easily be
ambushed like this!

KING: You worry too much, JR! Hush is a big boy now,
he can sit with the grown ups now! HA!!

(Hush comes to a halt at the tip of the stage,
pointing down to Tyrone who is standing in the middle
of the ring.)

Hush: . . . Tyrone . . . I told you last week I would
be out here to deliver you a message . . . not only am
I going to be hounding you and the rest of the members
of this federations that mean anything anymore . . .
but . . .

(Hush raises his right arm towards the rafters and
pretends to grab hold of a lever.)

Hush: . . . until you come to your senses and meet me
face to face . . . I will be that thorn in your side .
. . the migraine you hate . . . but most importantly .
. .

(Hush pulls his arm down, pretending to jerk it with
force, but just as he does so, a massive pool of red
liquid falls from high above the ring, landing in the
center of the ring and all over anybody in the area,
even some of the crowd members.)

KING: BLOODBATH!!!

JR: That's Lowedown's trademark!!

KING: HUSH IS LOWEDOWN!!! And now he owes me TWO crowns!

JR: He can't be, we saw him drop Master Z off last
week to Lowedown, literally!!

(Hush is shown on the Bruisertron close up, smiling
through the bandages he wears.)

Hush: . . . I will bring the nightmares of your past
back with me . . . I'll see you around . . .

(A flash of pyrotechnics surrounds where Hush stands,
and just as the flash disperses, Hush is no longer
there.)

JR: This is starting to get one my nerves! Hush is
here, then he's not. He's here, then he's not.
Somebody get him to stay in one place!

KING: And somebody get him to learn how to speak
clearly!!

JR: We're outta time!

KING: Good! After that match which rated right up there with Lowedown vs. Hardcore Harry, I'm glad we're outta time! Hey! Wait! What's the main event gonna be at the PPV next week?

JR: You mean the PPV is next week?

KING: Yeah!

JR & KING: YAHHHHHHHHH!

(fade...)

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