BMWF Bedlam Part II

Date : 9/9/02
Time : 7:30 p.m.
Venue : First Union Center Philadelphia Pennsylvania

JR:Folks, let's go to the ring for our next ma...

(Suddenly, "Across the Nation" by the Union Underground begins to play as the bWo logo begins to flicker over the Bruisertron. Lowedown bursts from the entrance way carrying his sledgehammer and walks quickly down the rampway and rolls into the center of the ring. Lowedown walks over and grabs the microphone. Lowedown makes the "kill" motion for the music to stop and Lowedown paces the ring...)

JR:Lowedown has not been in the best of moods since Lord Steven abducted his girlfriend this past monday night.

King:He even brought the Philidalphia police here tonight to try and arrest Lord Steven!

JR:Well, Lowedown is going to talk to these people here tonight about it I'm sure!

King:You'd do the same thing if someone stole your cowboy hat!

(Lowedown listens to the crowd chanting for the 'bWo" as he brings the microphone up to his lips...)

Lowedown:You know something people? Week in and week out the Union was always trying to one up the bWo by being the goody two shoes of the federation. I believe one time I saw Scotty Scotty baking cookies for the women at the Jenny Craig weight loss center. While the bWo was kicking @$$ all over the country, Slayder was promoting Sumo wrestling for the blind. Have you ever seen a bunch of fat freaks playing touchy-feely in diapers?

King:HAHAHAHA!!!

Lowedown:And did you also know that Myers and his kid sister used to be in Stars on Ice? They played the Raggedy Ann and Andy show every third sunday until Myers one day finally was tired of dressing up like Raggedy Ann and quit the business!

King:Two for two!

Lowedown:Now, we come to the kidnapping, pitiful excuse for an english gentlemen that they call Lord Steven! Let's take a moment to talk about this sonofableep shall we? You people got a few minutes?

JR:Lowedown is a very upset individual right now and I'm beginning to feel sorry for Lord Steven right now.

King:I feel bad for Flame having to be touched by Lord Steven!

Lowedown:Steven? You and your Union aren't dealing with a senior citizen like Loomis here are you? You are not dealing with a 60 plus year old man with an enlarged prostate and a touch of Alzheimers in this ring! You had to go and do the stupidest thing in your soon to be dead career by putting your hands on my woman and now...now you have to deal with me!

(The crowd once again begins to chant for Lowedown as he looks around the arena and attempts to quiet the people down...)

Lowedown:I don't know what you're thinking son, but what I do know is that after I drop Slayder's big, fat @$$ right through the middle of this ring...I'm coming for you! I don't care where you go or how many of your Union punks are standing behind you! You are going to run into me...and I am going to run through you! That is the Lowedown on that!

(Lowedown slowly removes his sunglasses and shows the pain in his eyes as he is alone...)

Lowedown:Flame? Baby, If you can hear me out there...I am going to find you. We will put this all behind us. This is not going to stop us from our future together.

(The crowd applauds as Lowedown begins to make his way out of the ring, but stops just as he stands on the ring apron and looks around before saying one last thing...)

Lowedown:Lord Steven, guess what? (Lowedown pauses for a brief moment and then puts his sunglasses back on his face...) YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!

("Across the Nation" plays again as Lowedown makes his way out of the ring and climbs the railing and sits in the front row of the audience behind J.R and the King...)

King:He's right behind us! YAHHHH!

JR:Just watch out for the sledgehammer!

LILLY: The following contest is a non-title-match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Francine...
Hailing from Short Hills, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

Ravven

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of South Central L.A....
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

The BMWF Intercontinental Champion...
Dreadnaught

PA: IT"S ALMOST OVER NOW!

("Rockstar" by N.E.R.D. begins to blast through the arena. White pyro falls
down from the stage and Dreadnaught emerges from the stage and walks from
side to side of the stage, inciting the crowd to cheers. He then poses with
his hands in the air before strolling down to the ring. Dreadnaught slides
under the bottom rope and stands on the second turnbuckle. He then turns
around and faces Ravven.)

JR: These two are no strangers to each other!

*DING DING!*

JR: They lock up!
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a backbreaker.
Ravven is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, two, kickout.
Ravven runs into the ropes.
Ravven misses with a clothesline.
Dreadnaught smacks Ravven with a devastating clothesline .
Dreadnaught whips Ravven into the ropes.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with an elbow.
Ravven executes a hiptoss on Dreadnaught.
Ravven is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, two, kickout.
Ravven runs into the ropes.
Dreadnaught executes a dropkick on Ravven.
Dreadnaught hits a scissor kick on Ravven.
Dreadnaught is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dreadnaught goes for a powerslam, but Ravven counters it with a lariat.
Ravven hoists Dreadnaught high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Dreadnaught crashing hard to the mat.
Ravven hits a belly-to-back suplex on Dreadnaught.
The crowd is behind Ravven all the way.
Ravven whips Dreadnaught into the ropes.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a bodyslam.
Ravven is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, two, kickout.
Ravven uses a hiptoss on Dreadnaught.
Ravven hoists Dreadnaught high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Dreadnaught crashing hard to the mat.
Ravven whips Dreadnaught into the ropes.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a dropkick.
Ravven goes for a dropkick, but Dreadnaught side-steps and Ravven only hits air.
The crowd is cheering on Dreadnaught.

JR: Dreadnaught is on the offensive.
Dreadnaught grabs Ravven off of the mat and body slams him down.
Dreadnaught lands a leg drop and then pulls Ravven off of the mat.

King: What is that Thug doing?

JR: Dreadnaught bounces off of the ropes and clotheslines Ravven from behind!

King: Ouch!

JR: Dreadnaught climbs the turnbuckle and points at Ravven.
Dreadnaught leaps and lands the L.A. Hangover.
Dreadnaught goes for the cover.

1…2…kick out by Ravven

Dreadnaught puts Ravven in a wristlock.
Ravven is struggling to reach the ropes.
Ravven reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Dreadnaught whips Ravven into the ropes.
Dreadnaught hits Ravven with a clothesline.
Ravven falls out of the ring.
Tom White counts: one, two, Ravven reenters the ring.
Dreadnaught throws Ravven out of the ring.
Dreadnaught goes through the ropes.
Tom White counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom White counts: 2.
Ravven whips Dreadnaught into the guardrail.
Tom White counts: 3.
Ravven reenters the ring.
Dreadnaught follows him back in.
Ravven uses a bodyslam on Dreadnaught.
Ravven runs into the ropes.
Dreadnaught misses with a shoulderblock.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a swinging neckbreaker.
Ravven is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ravven runs into the ropes.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a swinging neckbreaker.
Ravven nails Dreadnaught with a Hotshot.
Ravven goes for a powerslam, but Dreadnaught counters it with a sunset flip.
Tom White counts: One, two, kickout.
Dreadnaught hits Ravven.
Dreadnaught hits Ravven.
Ravven chops Dreadnaught.
The crowd erupts.
Ravven runs into the ropes.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a kick.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a belly-to-back suplex.
Ravven hits a hiptoss on Dreadnaught.
Ravven runs into the ropes.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a kick.
Ravven throws Dreadnaught out of the ring.
Ravven goes through the ropes.
Francine comes from behind, but Dreadnaught nails Francine.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom White counts: 1.
Ravven goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Dreadnaught blocks it.
Tom White counts: 2.
Dreadnaught reenters the ring.
Ravven follows him back in.
Dreadnaught hits a spinebuster on Ravven.
Dreadnaught hits a spinebuster on Ravven.
Dreadnaught executes a powerslam on Ravven.
Tom White counts: One, two, Francine distracts Tom White.
Dreadnaught smacks Ravven with a devastating clothesline .
Dreadnaught uses a scissor kick on Ravven.
The crowd is really behind Dreadnaught.
Dreadnaught hits a spinebuster on Ravven.
Tom White is back on the job.
Dreadnaught executes the Dreadbomb on Ravven.
Tom White counts: One, two, Francine puts Ravven's foot on the rope.
Dreadnaught whips Ravven into the ropes.
Ravven misses with a clothesline.
Dreadnaught misses with a shoulderblock.
Dreadnaught and Ravven get hit with a double clothesline.
Dreadnaught hits a DDT on Ravven.
The crowd is really behind Dreadnaught.
Dreadnaught attempts to place Ravven on the turnbuckle, but Ravven blocks it.
Dreadnaught throws Ravven out of the ring.
Dreadnaught goes through the ropes.
Tom White counts: 1.
Dreadnaught takes Ravven down with a dropkick.
Dreadnaught goes for a DDT, but Ravven counters it with a low blow.
Tom White counts: 2.
Ravven reenters the ring.
Dreadnaught follows him back in.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a bodyslam.
Ravven whips Dreadnaught into the ropes, but Dreadnaught reverses it.
Ravven misses with a clothesline.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a swinging neckbreaker.
Ravven whips Dreadnaught into the ropes.
Ravven hits Dreadnaught with a backdrop.
Dreadnaught falls out of the ring.
Tom White counts: one, two, three, four, five, Dreadnaught reenters the ring.
Ravven uses a bodyslam on Dreadnaught.
Ravven whips Dreadnaught into the ropes.
Dreadnaught hits Ravven with a clothesline.
Dreadnaught gets a Boston crab on Ravven.
Ravven reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Dreadnaught beats his chest and points to the crowd..
There are lots of chants for Dreadnaught.
Dreadnaught takes Ravven down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Dreadnaught whips Ravven into the ropes.
Dreadnaught hits Ravven with a backdrop.
Dreadnaught gets a Boston crab on Ravven.
Ravven is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Ravven reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dreadnaught gets a sleeperhold on Ravven.
Ravven reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Dreadnaught executes a dropkick on Ravven.

JR: Dreadnaught is whipping Ravven like a government mule.
Dreadnaught pulls Ravven up and whips him into the turnbuckle.
Dreadnaught charges with a shoulderblock and then climbs the
turnbuckle.
Dreadnaught locks up Ravven and lands a Diamond Dust.

King: Dreadnaught is putting on a clinic here tonight!

JR: As Ravven stumbles up, Dreadnaught smacks him with a superkick.
Dreadnaught pulls Ravven off of the mat and locks him up for the
Dread-bomb.

King: Ravven just got splattered on the mat!

JR: Dreadnaught hooks the leg.

1…2…3!

*DING DING*

LILLY: Here is your winner... Dreadnaught.

JR: Dreadnaught has gotten another win. But, next week he and Reno start the
"best of three" series.

King: That's going to be GREAT!

(Dreadnaught poses on the turnbuckle before leaving up the ramp.)

LILLY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Bill Alfonzie...
From Battle Creek, Michigan...
Weighing in at 237 pounds...

"Mr. Pay Per View" Robbie Van Dam

("Walk" by Pantera blares over the PA system as RVD and Fonzie make their way
down towards the ring. RVD goes around the ring as usual as Fonzie enters the
ring. as always. Once RVD enters the ring he does a spin wheel kick for the
fans.)

Fonzie: RENO DADDY!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY HAVE BITTEN OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW
DADDY!!!!!!!!!

RVD: Settle down Fonzie. I am telling you... You really need some brownies.
Anyways, Reno here we are. The first time we ever faced each other and I know
how you want to impress the rest of the BO Order. But what you fail to
realize is that you are nothing more than a decent wrestler in a great show.
But you are not the Whole F'N Show. So I guess it is up to me to show you
exactly whatRVD 420 style is all about.... In the ring.

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Ms. Fortune...
Hailing from New Orleans, LA...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

"Pretty Boy" Reno Fontayne

(Highway to Hell begins to pump thru the arena as the letters B W O appear
on the bruisertron. Reno Fontayne dressed in a white leather duster with the
letters BWO spray painted on the back makes his way toward the ring.)

King: JR! I think Reno has taken his game up a new level since joining the
BWO!!!
JR: I think it's dispicable he threw away his credibility when he joined up
with those cowards!!!

(Reno rolls under the bottom rope and pulls a microphone from the jacket)

RENO: RVD!!!!! RVD!!!! The Whole F'n Show!!!!! Mr. Pay Per
View!!!!!.......Tonite, I am going to show you and the rest of your little
Union buddies why I am R E N O F O N T A Y N E!!!!!! Why I am the rightfull
intercontinental champion!! Why I am the Last Horsemen!!!!! and Why I am B W
O....For Life!!!!

JR: he sure is full of himself isn't he King!?!?
King: Why shouldn't he be! He's RENO FONTAYNE!!!!!!

*DING DING!*

JR: They lock up!
Robbie Van Dam almost takes Reno Fontayne's head off with a clothesline
Reno Fontayne whips Robbie Van Dam into the ropes.
Robbie Van Dam misses with a clothesline.
Reno Fontayne hits Robbie Van Dam with a clothesline.
Reno Fontayne goes for a forearm smash, but Robbie Van Dam blocks it.
Reno Fontayne begs off.
Robbie Van Dam whips Reno Fontayne into the ropes.
Bill Alfonzie trips Reno Fontayne.
Tom White threatens Robbie Van Dam with disqualification.
Tom White warns Bill Alfonzie.
Tom White is back on the job.
Robbie Van Dam hits Reno Fontayne with a monkey flip.
Reno Fontayne nails Robbie Van Dam with a series of punches.
Reno Fontayne is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, shoulder up.
Reno Fontayne goes for a forearm smash, but Robbie Van Dam blocks it.
Robbie Van Dam attempts to place Reno Fontayne on the turnbuckle, but
Reno Fontayne blocks it.
Reno Fontayne begs off.
Robbie Van Dam hits Reno Fontayne with a flying spinning leg lariat.
Robbie Van Dam uses a monkey flip on Reno Fontayne.
Robbie Van Dam locks Reno Fontayne in a chokehold.
Tom White warns Robbie Van Dam to let go.
Tom White counts: One, two, three, four.
Robbie Van Dam smacks Reno Fontayne with a devastating clothesline .
Robbie Van Dam points to himself.
The crowd is behind Robbie Van Dam all the way.
Robbie Van Dam goes for a bodyslam, but Reno Fontayne counters it with
a small package.
Tom White counts: One, two, kickout.
Reno Fontayne goes for an eye gouge, but Robbie Van Dam blocks it.
Robbie Van Dam almost takes Reno Fontayne's head off with a clothesline
Robbie Van Dam goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Reno Fontayne
blocks it.
Reno Fontayne kicks Robbie Van Dam.
The crowd is cheering on Reno Fontayne.
Reno Fontayne chops Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Reno Fontayne hits a forearm smash on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne hits an inverted DDT on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne hits an inverted DDT on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne stands on the top rope and fixes his hair..
The crowd is cheering on Reno Fontayne.
Reno Fontayne goes for an eye gouge, but Robbie Van Dam blocks it.
Robbie Van Dam executes the Five Star Frog Splash on Reno Fontayne.
Tom White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Robbie Van Dam uses a fisherman buster on Reno Fontayne.
The crowd is behind Robbie Van Dam all the way.
Robbie Van Dam gets a kneelock submission on Reno Fontayne.
Reno Fontayne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Robbie Van Dam runs into the ropes.
Robbie Van Dam misses with a clothesline.
Robbie Van Dam smacks Reno Fontayne with a devastating clothesline .
Robbie Van Dam executes a single-leg takedown on Reno Fontayne.
Robbie Van Dam takes Reno Fontayne down with a bodyslam.
Reno Fontayne begs off.
Robbie Van Dam hits a forearm to the back on Reno Fontayne.
Robbie Van Dam uses an eye gouge on Reno Fontayne.
Robbie Van Dam whips Reno Fontayne into the ropes.
Robbie Van Dam goes for a savate kick, but Reno Fontayne ducks out of the way.
Robbie Van Dam hits a Hotshot on Reno Fontayne.
The crowd erupts.
Robbie Van Dam hits a spinning leg lariat on Reno Fontayne.
Robbie Van Dam hits Reno Fontayne with a somersault senton.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Robbie Van Dam goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Ms. Fortune shoves him
off the turnbuckle.
The crowd is giving Robbie Van Dam a standing ovation.
Reno Fontayne hits a kneedrop on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne executes a chop on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne catches Robbie Van Dam in a sleeperhold.
Robbie Van Dam reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Reno Fontayne whips Robbie Van Dam into the ropes.
Reno Fontayne goes for the Glamour Shot, but Robbie Van Dam blocks it.
Reno Fontayne uses a forearm smash on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne takes Robbie Van Dam down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Reno Fontayne is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Reno Fontayne nails Robbie Van Dam with a reverse neckbreaker.
Reno Fontayne stands on the top rope and fixes his hair..
The crowd is cheering on Reno Fontayne.
Reno Fontayne executes a reverse neckbreaker on Robbie Van Dam.
There are lots of chants for Reno Fontayne.
Reno Fontayne nails Robbie Van Dam with a chop.
Reno Fontayne runs into the ropes.
Robbie Van Dam goes for a kick to the midsection, but Reno Fontayne blocks it.
Reno Fontayne hits an inverted DDT on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne takes Robbie Van Dam down with a chop.
Reno Fontayne executes a chop on Robbie Van Dam.
Reno Fontayne whips Robbie Van Dam into the ropes.

JR: RVD just dropkicked Reno over the top rope.

King: The ref is holding RVD back. What…..!

(The camera shows Dreadnaught hopping over the railing. He grabs Reno and
slams him against the ring post.)

JR: The Thug is loose!

(Dreadnaught pulls a chair from under the ring and lifts it high in the air.)

**SMACK**

JR: Dreadnaught just took Reno's head off!

(Dreadnaught looks down at Reno, who is laying on the floor.)

Dreadnaught: You cost me my title, prepare for war, Reno!

(Dreadnaught drops the chair down and rolls Reno into the ring. Dread then
hops the railing and exits through the crowd.)

JR: Dreadnaught has just sent a message to Reno Fontayne.

Robbie Van Dam throws Reno Fontayne into the ring.

Robbie Van Dam goes in after him.

JR: RVD!!! Hit's a hard kick to the side of Reno's head

King: I think he's seeing little birdies right now JR!!!!

JR: RVD! He's going up top is it going to be the Five Star!!!

King: Move Reno!! Move!!!!

(RVD poses at the top of the turnbuckle and does his R V D chant for the
crowd. Ms Fortune jumps onto the ring apron as RVD is about to leap
distracting him at the last second. Fonzie and RVD as well as the referee
are yelling for the beautiful cajun to get off of the apron. During the
distraction Maverick runs down the ramp)

King: Hey look its maverick!!!!

JR: What is he doing here!!!

(The BWO leader digs under the ring and pulls a familiar singapore cane from
the various goodies under the ring)

JR: He's!! No!!!! He's got Reno's cane!!!!

King: Oh this is gonna be great!!!

(Maverick rolls the cane to the dazed Reno who has now gotten to his feet.
RVD see's Reno and attempts to leap into him with a spinning wheel kick.
Reno sidesteps the kick and snaps the cane over RVD's skull sending pieces
of cane and flesh into the air)

JR: HE just Killed him!!!

King: Who's the whole F'n Show now!!!!

(the refeee see's Reno and immideately calls for the bell DQ'ing Reno)

*DING DING*

(Reno begins smashing the cane over and over against the open wound on RVD's
head)

JR: This man is sick!! He just hasn't been right since, well since he lost
the intercontinental championship!!
King: You mean since Dread and Stone Cold screwed him out of it!!!
JR: Well that is one way of looking at it but! I think those two may have
created a monster!!!!!

(Reno stands triumphantly over the limp body of RVD with the shattered cane
over his head as "Highway to Hell begins to play again" Reno and Ms. Fortune
slowly make there way to the back passing Maverick as they do Reno and
Maverick exchange the wolfpac sign on the way to the back)

*DING DING*

LILLY: Here is your winner... Robbie Van Dam.

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The lights to the Union locker room flick on as Myers and Laurie make their
way to the lounged area of the room and take a seat. Myers drops his gym bag
to the side of his seat as he leans back to make himself comfortable.)

Myers: Tonight is an important night for both my families. The new family I
have with you and family that is emerging around us, that of the Union.
Tonight in that ring I'm going to claim the gold belt in honor of our fallen
parents.

(Tears stream from Laurie's eyes.)

Laurie: Mother would be so proud of you if she was here.

Myers: She is here Laurie, her and father will be with us always. But for
what I must do tonight, I wish for you not to be here. Union matters have
come to my attention that must be taken care of the old fashion way.

Laurie: I've seen you at your worst Myers, what can it possible be that makes
you feel I cannot witness?

Myers: Please just listen to me. I've organized for a car to take you
directly to the hotel. I'll be there in a few hours.

Laurie: No Myers, I'm staying by your side.

Myers: This is the way I want things, just for tonight, please just follow me
of this.

(Laurie gathers up her things and exits the locker room.)

Myers: (laughing) The BMWF is on the verge of a blood bath… Union style!

(Fade out on a maniacal laughing Myers.)

LILLY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Bill Alfonzie...
Weighing in at 400 pounds...

The BMWF U.S. Champion...
"The Mastedon" Slayder

(Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent blares over the PA system as Slayder and Fonzie
make their way down to the ring. Some fans have shown some disapproval
towards Slayder but he jumps at them and scares them back in their seats.
Once in the ring, Slayder grunts and growls as he paces around the ring. Then
suddenly, Slayder stops in the middle of the ring. He flexes and makes a V
sign with his hands.)

Fonzie: LOWEDOWN DADDY!!!!!!1 YOU GOT THE ANIMAL OF THE UNION TONIGHT
DADDY!!!!!!!

Slayder: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! Lowedown, you want to play the game. You want to try
and make an example of the Masadon. You made a mistake. You have now made
your worst nightmare mad. You have made me upset. Now, I will show you how to
lpay my favorite game. I will show you how to play the pain game.

(Slayder does more grunts and growls.)

Slayder: They say I am a monster. They say that I have no heart. They say
that I am a mindless machine of destruction. You know.... They are right but
who cares. I am da man!!!!!!!

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Phoenix, AZ...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

LoweDown

("Across the Nation" plays again as Lowedown climbs over the railing and then climbs on top of the announce table. Lowedown raises the sledgehammer high above his head and then drops it right in front of the announce table and slowly makes his way up to the ring apron and climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and then gives the crowd the signal for the Wolfpac. Lowedown then jumps in the ring and attacks Slayder with vicious intent. Both men swing wildly at each other as the crowd erupts. Lowedown blocks a punch and delivers a knee right into the ribs. Lowedown then rakes the eyes of Slayder and then backs away just enough to deliver a quick superkick to the chin of Slayder that sends the big man back a few feet. Lowedown bounces off the ropes and delivers a clothesline that sends Slayder over the top rope. Lowedown storms around the ring as he hypes up the crowd. Lowedown bounces off the ropes picking up speed as he leaps over the top rope and comes crashing down on top of Slayder...)

JR:Lowedown has been let loose here tonight! He is letting his rage get to him!

King:He's also going after those ribs of Slayder's that he crashed on last week!

JR:He did that with the help of his buddy Maverick thank you very much!

King:What do you mean? All Maverick do was hold the chair steady! HAHAHA!!!

(Lowedown rises to his feet as he looks to the crowd and then begins stomping away on the ribs of Slayder. Lowedown manages to pick up Slayder off the floor and shoves him right into the steel ringpost. Lowedown throws heavy rights and lefts into the rib cage of Slayder and then rams the back of Slayder's head into the post. Lowedown then makes his way over to the steel steps and takes off the top portion of the steps and holds them high above his head. Lowedown walks over with the steps and is about to throw them at Slayder when the referee slides out of the ring and blocks him from doing it. The referee threatens to disqualify Lowedown if he uses the steps. Lowedown pauses for a moment and then launches the steps towards the entrance way. As Lowedown goes to sidestep the referee, he is met with a vicious clothesline from Slayder...)

JR:MY GOD!!! Slayder just nearly clotheslined Lowedown right out of his boots! Lowedown is clutching the back of his head as it bounced off the floor!

King:You see what happens when a referee gets in your way?

JR:Lowedown is slowly getting back on his feet as he is trying to get back on his feet. Slayder is following right behind him as he just nailed Lowedown with a hard right hand from Slayder to the back of the head. Slayder just threw Lowedown back in the ring and now Lowedown is trying to regroup as he is grabbing onto the ropes to get back up!

King:Lowedown might be bleeding from the back of the head as he looks dazed!

(Slayder shoves Lowedown into the corner as Slayder begins throwing thunderous lefts and right handed punches into the side of Lowedown's face. Lowedown makes a valiant attempt to block the punches, but some are still getting through. The referee is trying to stop Slayder and even grabs a hold of the forearm of Slayder. Slayder's force literally lifts the referee off his feet. As the referee attempts to talk to Slayder, Lowedown kicks Slayder right in the groin. Lowedown then rakes Slayder's eyes and comes out of the corner with a clothesline that takes both men down. The referee begins the ten count as both men are down...)

JR: Slayder gets up first.
Slayder catches LoweDown in a front facelock.
LoweDown reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Slayder executes a power bomb on LoweDown.
Numerous fans are using Slayder for target practice.
Slayder uses a punch on LoweDown.
Slayder goes for a powerslam, but LoweDown counters it with a lariat.
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
Slayder and LoweDown get hit with a double clothesline.
Slayder hits LoweDown with a bite to forehead.
Slayder goes for a power bomb, but LoweDown blocks it.
LoweDown uses a spinebuster on Slayder.
LoweDown hits a spear on Slayder.
LoweDown goes for a dropkick, but Slayder side-steps and LoweDown only hits air.
Slayder whips LoweDown into the ropes.
Slayder hits LoweDown with a clothesline.
Slayder is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Slayder hits a headlock on LoweDown.
Slayder uses a forearm to the back on LoweDown.
Slayder goes for a knife edge, but LoweDown blocks it.
LoweDown whips Slayder into the ropes, but Slayder reverses it.
LoweDown hits a spear on Slayder.
LoweDown goes for a flying clothesline, but Slayder ducks out of the way.
Slayder whips LoweDown into the turnbuckle.
Slayder goes for a front facelock, but LoweDown blocks it.
LoweDown punches Slayder.
The crowd is cheering on LoweDown.
LoweDown punches Slayder.
There are lots of chants for LoweDown.
LoweDown gives him a DDT, but Slayder doesn't even care.
LoweDown goes for a DDT, but Slayder counters it with a low blow.
Slayder hits LoweDown with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Slayder further incites the crowd.
Slayder executes a belly-to-belly suplex on LoweDown.
Slayder is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Slayder whistles and does the Slayder hand signal.
Slayder is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Slayder takes LoweDown down with a knife edge.
Slayder executes a forearm to the back on LoweDown.
Slayder nails LoweDown with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Slayder is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Slayder goes for a punch, but LoweDown blocks it.
LoweDown goes for a short clothesline, but Slayder counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
Slayder nails LoweDown with a powerslam.
Tom White counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Slayder hits a forearm smash on LoweDown.
Slayder uses a forearm smash on LoweDown.
Slayder whips LoweDown into the ropes.
LoweDown almost takes Slayder's head off with a flying clothesline
LoweDown is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

KING: I can't believe the bWo is getting cheered!

JR:Lowedown has managed to clear those cobwebs out as he just hit Slayder right in the knee with a chop block! Lowedown rolls back onto his stomach and leaps back up with another chop block to the other knee! Lowedown is attempting to dismantle the mastedon!

King:What? You could dismantle Slayder by taking him to an all you can eat buffet! HAHAHA!

JR:Lowedown now has the legs of Slayder as he is about to make a wish!

(Lowedown is about to drive his boot once again into the groin of Slayder, but he then drives his elbow just above and catches the lower rib cage of Slayder. The crowd begins to chant louder and louder for the bWo as Lowedown repeats the move on Slayder...)

King:I don't get this J.R! The crowd is getting behind the BWO? Have we all gone mad here in Philly?

JR:Well, wierder things have happened here in the BMWF!

LoweDown takes Slayder down with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd is cheering on LoweDown.
LoweDown asks the fans what they want to see.
The crowd is cheering on LoweDown.
LoweDown gives him a dropkick, but Slayder doesn't budge.
Slayder whips LoweDown into the ropes.
LoweDown misses with a clothesline.
LoweDown hits Slayder with an elbow.
LoweDown is going for the pin.
Tom White counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
LoweDown almost takes Slayder's head off with a flying clothesline
There are lots of chants for LoweDown.
LoweDown asks the fans what they want to see.
The crowd is really behind LoweDown.

JR:Slayder just clotheslined Lowedown over the top rope in front of us! Lowedown is dazed once again! Lowedown's title is at stake here!

King:Look out though! He's clutching that sledgehammer right in front of him. The referee doesn't see it! Lowedown just turned his head to see where Slayder is and Lowedown back towards the ring apron. Lowedown is waiting for Slayder to come towards him!

(Lowedown suddenly looks down at the sledgehammer and then unexpectedly tosses it right onto the announce table in front of J.R and the King. Lowedown rolls back into the ring and stands against the ropes and then...)

JR:I can't believe it! Lowedown is motioning for Slayder to come to him! Lowedown is calling Slayder out! Lowedown rushes at Slayder again as he just rammed his shoulder into the ribs of Slayder and now he's wailing away at the face of Slayder with lefts and rights as he isn't letting up. Slayder is backing up as Lowedown will not let up on the shots he is delivering to Slayder! The referee is trying to stop him as he just delivered a knife edge chop to the chest of Slayder! Lowedown just shoved Slayder into the corner for the first time this entire match! Lowedown will not let up and this crowd is on their feet!

King:Look at those shoulderblocks on Slayder! I think he might be coughing up blood here!

(Lowedown unexpectedly manages to monkey flip Slayder out of the corner and pops back up to his feet. Lowedown crouches in the corner as he is waiting for Slayder to turn around...)

JR:Lowedown is poised as he is ready to bust out of that corner!

King:LOOK OUT! YAHHHHH!

JR:OH MY GOD! Lowedown just speared the big man in the center of the ring! Lowedown is now calling for the Downtime!

King:The big giant might be taking a nap here tonight!

(Lowedown slides behind Slayder and lifts him up just enough to lock on the Downtime. Lowedown begins to pull back on the neck of Slayder as the referee is checking the arm of Slayder...)

JR: Slayder submits after 24 seconds.

*DING DING*

LILLY: Here is your winner...LoweDown!

JR: We'll be right back!

LILLY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From Pittsburgh, PA...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

The BMWF Gold Belt Champion...
"The Most Celebrated REAL Athlete in Pro-Wrestling" Kurt Dangle

LILLY: His opponent...

Hailing from Haddenfield...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...

Myers

*DING DING!* JR: They lock up!
Myers chops Kurt Dangle.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Myers.
Myers hits Kurt Dangle.
Kurt Dangle hits Myers.
The cheers for Kurt Dangle are drowning out the boos.
Myers punches Kurt Dangle.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Myers.
Myers chops Kurt Dangle.
Myers goes for an atomic drop, but Kurt Dangle counters it with
a headlock takedown.
Kurt Dangle executes a fireman's carry on Myers.
Kurt Dangle runs into the ropes.
Kurt Dangle misses with a clothesline.
Myers goes for a bulldog, but Kurt Dangle counters it with an armbar submission.
Myers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Kurt Dangle punches Myers.
Myers hits Kurt Dangle.
Myers acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kurt Dangle hits Myers.
Myers punches Kurt Dangle.
Myers acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Myers goes for the Reverse DDT, but Kurt Dangle blocks it.
Kurt Dangle goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Myers counters it with a DDT.
Myers throws Kurt Dangle out of the ring.
Myers goes through the ropes.
Loomis comes from behind, but Kurt Dangle nails Loomis.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brian Hepner counts: 1.
Brian Hepner counts: 2.
Brian Hepner counts: 3.
Loomis comes from behind and distracts Kurt Dangle.
Myers whips Kurt Dangle into the guardrail.
Myers uses a bodyslam on Kurt Dangle.
Loomis comes from behind, but Kurt Dangle nails Loomis.
Myers whips Kurt Dangle into the guardrail.
Myers goes for a bodyslam, but Kurt Dangle blocks it.
Brian Hepner counts: 4.
Kurt Dangle knocks Myers into the ringsteps.
Brian Hepner counts: 5.
Kurt Dangle throws Myers back into the ring.

JR: Dangle is in control here King. A Belly-to-Belly Suplex from the Olympic
champion!

KING: Myers is learning a lesson in technical wrestling here tonight.

(Dangle takes Myers down with a cross-body-block. Dangle applies an arm-bar
as Myers reaches out clinging onto the ropes as the ref forces Dangle to
break the hold.)

JR: Myers is first to his feet King, can the rookie launch some sort of
offense here?

(Myers unleashes a combo of fists sending Dangle into a daze. Myers executes
a DDT on Dangle.)

JR: A shift in dominance here King.

KING: AHHH! Get to your feet Dangle you idiot.

(Myers whips Dangle into the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline,
before bouncing off the ropes himself and executing the Devil's Leg.)

JR: A devastating leg drop there from Myers. Dangle looks in trouble King.

KING: What is Myers the idiot doing?

(Myers rolls Dangle out of the ring, down onto mat outside the ring.)

JR: Myers is drawing the attention of the ref away from Dangle.

KING: Why are these idiots in the crowd on their feet JR?

JR: Seems some sort of commotion in the audience as a mask man jumps the
barriers.

KING: AHHH! It's a GIMP! A man wearing a leather bondage suit.

JR: I didn't know you knew so much on the topic King? A gimp in BMWF, this is
ridiculous.

KING: What's the gimp doing now?

(Myers keeps the attention of the ref while the gimp beats down on Dangle
with a pair of brass knuckles before rolling Dangle back into the ring and
making his way back out through the crowd.)

JR: This is savage King! Dangle is out cold in the ring while the gimp makes
his exit from the building

KING: Let me make one phone call JR. I might be able to find out who that
was. (Dials number) Umm, Hell. Fernando… You missing one of your gimps?

JR: Let's get some sort of order back to this match.

Myers goes for the pin.
Brian Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kurt Dangle runs into the ropes.
Myers misses with a kick.
Kurt Dangle goes for a clothesline, but Myers ducks out of the way.
Myers whips Kurt Dangle into the ropes, but Kurt Dangle reverses it.
Kurt Dangle hits Myers with an elbow.
Kurt Dangle takes Myers down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Brian Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kurt Dangle takes Myers down with an elbowdrop.
Kurt Dangle goes for a double underhook suplex, but Myers counters it with
a backdrop.
Myers throws Kurt Dangle out of the ring.
Myers goes through the ropes.
Myers takes Kurt Dangle down with a butterfly suplex.
Kurt Dangle is busted wide open.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brian Hepner counts: 1.
Kurt Dangle hits Myers with a dropkick.
Brian Hepner counts: 2.
Kurt Dangle yells, "It's true! It's True!".
The crowd is wildly cheering Kurt Dangle with only a few scattered boos audible.
Kurt Dangle whips Myers into the guardrail.
Kurt Dangle yells, "It's true! It's True!".
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Kurt Dangle hits a Northern Lights suplex on Myers.
Kurt Dangle reenters the ring.
Myers follows him back in.
Kurt Dangle executes the Olympic Slam on Myers.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Kurt Dangle goes for the pin.
Brian Hepner counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Kurt Dangle with only a few scattered boos audible.

*DING DING*

LILLY: Here is your winner... Kurt Dangle.

KING: Dangle gives Myers his first loss!

JR: That was a match for the ages King. Both men put in there all.

KING: AHHHH! Not again!

PA: It's time! It's Slayder time!

JR: The Mastodon makes his way to the ring with force.

KING: He must think there's a sale on Kentucky fried in that ring. Look at
him JR, he's licking his lips.

JR: It's the scent of blood at appeases his man's appetite King.

(Slayder slides into the ring drawing the attention of Dangle.)

KING: Behind you Dangle! AHHH!

JR: Myers with an axehandle smash to the back of Dangle. SLAYDER BOMB!

KING: AHHHH! No, let him be. The Union are asking for it JR.

JR: Myers helps Dangle to his feet. Dusts the bWo member off, what is this
King, and act of kindness?

KING: AHHH!

JR: Myers with the FINAL RECKONING on a helpless Kurt Dangle. A completely
barbaric attack here from the monsters of the Union.

(Myers and Slayder leave the ring to the boos of the crowd.)

KING: Dangle needs an aspirin, somebody get that man an aspirin.

JR: We'll be right back!

LILLY: The following contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Sturgis, SD...
Weighing in at 270 pounds...

Scotty Scott

("War Machine" by KISS blares over the PA system as Scotty Scott walks out to boos coming from the crowd. He looks out and appears to not even care. He walks down to the ring and walks toward the center of the ring.)

Scotty: Well, I see where ya's stand now. Ya's just gotta jump on that moron
Ash's bandwagon. Afterall I did for ya's. Who was it that fought the bWo? Who
was it that ran so many of the so-called greats of the BMWF out of the sport
of professional rasslin'? It was me. Now ya's just gotta stab me in the
back. But wait... I hear a few cheers out there. I guess they are the only
smart ones here tonight. But I ain't here to run my mouth to a bunch of
morons. I am here to talk 'bout ash and Maverick. They just make me sick.
They think they are so great. But what have they really done? Nuthin'. I was
always bein' given people like Lowedown when he didn't have the BMWF World's
title. I was out here bleedin' and sweatin' payin' the price of a rasslin'
lifetime. They were busy gettin' manacures. Listen here girls, I'm here to
fight. Not see who is the biggest wuss really is. I am here to take back what
has been denied e for so very long. But that will all be changed after
tonight. So Ash and Maverick..... Beat me..... If ya's can..... Survive.....
If I let ya's......


LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Las Vegas, Nv....
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

Maverick

(The lights go out as an icy blue spotlight scans over the crowd right before a single voice begins to speak from the PA.)

Voice: I knew I was being threatened... Do you think it's worth holding out? I mean I've heard some really ugly things about these guys... ugly stories that...

PA: Bu... Bu... Bu... Brotherhood World Order!!!

(Suddenly "It's Going Down" blasts over the speakers, ripping through the ears of every fan in the First Union Center. Then a burst of white pyros explode from the four corners of the ring as, within the glow, Maverick can be seen through the blue lighting as a deafening crowd pop ensues. The lights return while he he is shown walking to the corner, grabbing a microphone, and perches himself upon the turnbuckle.)

Maverick: First Union!! I'd say that there would actually be a reason that Scotty Scott would think he'd have a chance in Hell in this match, but you know what... even though he's in the ironically named "First Union" Center... I can't even remember the time that Scotty formed the first Union!

*Crowd laughs*

Maverick: I mean how many times is this guy going to realize that it's a dying dream, a sinking boat. Much like his career!!

Crowd: Oooooooh!!

Maverick: And speaking of dying dreams, can somebody please explain to me why Ash is persisting in running around like a chicken with his head cut off? *shrugs* I guess we can't all be as boring and tiring as you!

(Small spurts of laughter and snickering can be heard throughout the arena.)

Maverick: I just think I'll end this whole run of yours tonight!

(Maverick throws the cowboy hat to the ground.)

Maverick: ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

LILLY: Their opponent...
Hailing from San Quentin Correctional Facility...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

The BMWF World Champion...
Ash

*DING DING!*

JR: They lock up!
Maverick chops Scotty Scott.
The crowd is starting to get behind Maverick.
Maverick chops Scotty Scott.
Maverick whips Scotty Scott into the ropes.
Maverick catches Scotty Scott in a sleeperhold.
Scotty Scott reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Maverick hits a sidewalk slam on Scotty Scott.
Maverick uses a legdrop on Scotty Scott.
Maverick goes for spinning heel kick, but Scotty Scott ducks out of the way.
Scotty Scott whips Maverick into the ropes.
Maverick takes Scotty Scott down with a swinging neckbreaker.
A small "Maverick" chant is being started.
Maverick throws Scotty Scott out of the ring.
Earl Hepner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Scotty Scott
reenters the ring.
Maverick uses a Russian legsweep on Scotty Scott.
A small "Maverick" chant is being started.
Maverick nails Scotty Scott with a tiger driver.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Maverick runs into the ropes.
Scotty Scott hits Maverick with a clothesline.
Scotty Scott goes for the STF, but Maverick counters it with a small package.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Maverick goes for a sleeperhold, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Scotty Scott hits Maverick with a kick.

JR: Good Lord! Ash has Maverick against the ropes! He's pummeling Maverick with hard rights to the face!

King: AH! Maverick just caught one of those strikes and whipped Ash like a rag doll into the corner!

JR: Maverick is returning the favor with some martial art kicks of his own! Ash has no idea what is going on! He has no idea where he is!

King: Maverick jumps over the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle! What is he doing? He's got Ash by the head and flips over him... what the!?

JR: Snapmare neckbreaker!!! Ashs neck must be broken by the bizarre move! Maverick just twisted Ashs neck like a pretzel!!

King: Maverick is staring down at him like he is nothing!

JR: He's looking towards the ropes! He might be going for the Rolling Cannonball Drop!

King: He's jumping to the top turnbuckle!

JR: Wait! Look at Scotty! He's getting up!

King: Maverick leaps off the ropes!

*THUD!*

JR: Good Lord!! Maverick just executed a dragon attack on Scotty Scott! All three men are out cold!

KING: Ash gets up at the 8 count!

JR: Ash goes for a kick to the head, but Maverick blocks it.
Maverick whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it.
Maverick hits Ash with a kick.
Maverick uses a DDT on Ash.
A small "Maverick" chant is being started.
Maverick executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Ash.

Ash hits Maverick with an elbowsmash.
Ash whips Maverick into the ropes, but Maverick reverses it.
Ash goes for a lariat, but Maverick counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Maverick throws Ash out of the ring.
Maverick goes through the ropes.
Maverick whips Ash into the guardrail.
Maverick throws Ash back into the ring.
Maverick brings the table into the ring.
Ash nails Maverick with a slap.
Maverick goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Ash counters it with a low blow.
Ash catches Maverick in a bearhug.
Maverick reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

JR: These three men have given it their all.

King: I have never seen Scotty like this. I am impressed.

JR: Scotty just nailed a low blow on Ash. Maverick has Ash's head between his
legs.

King: That is an ugly picture in it's self.

JR: Maverick is going for a piledriver but Scotty is climbing the turnbuckle.

King: Now what is he going to do?

JR: SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON ASH!!!!!!! They are working that injuried neck of
Ash.

King: That is smart wrestling JR. Find a weakened point of the body and break
it down even more.

JR: Scotty is walking over to the turnbuckle as Maverick is climbing it.

King: This looks bad JR.

JR: Maverick is standing on Scotty's shoulders!!!!!!!!

King: That is lower than the top turnbuckle!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

JR: CANNONBALL OFF OF SCOTTY"S SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!

King: Ash is through!!!!!!! We are going to have a new champion!!!!!!!!!

JR: Scotty just doublecrossed Maverick and has him locked in the
Scottamission!!!!!!!!!

KING: YAHHH! It's Hulkster Hogan! What the...?

JR: Hogan is distracting the ref! What is he doing that for?

Maverick reaches the ropes after 27 seconds.

JR: Maverick has Scotty by the throat! Tremendous choke toss by the former champ!

King: And he'll stay that way if Ash or Scotty have anything to say about it! HA!

Maverick executes a Dragon Screw on Scotty Scott.
Maverick lands an Elbow Drop on Scotty Scott.

JR: Things are picking up!

Maverick executes a Spinning Heel Kick on Scotty Scott.

JR: Scotty Scott dropped to the mat like a sack of potatoes! Maverick turns to see him laying there!

King: Ash is climbing to his feet! Maverick is getting that evil grin on his face again!!

JR: He's not even noticing Maverick behind him!

King: Maverick just whipped Ash around! Ash is stunned! Kick to the gut!!

Maverick executes the Tiger Driver on Ash.

JR: TIGER DRIVER ON ASH!! Ash is dead!

King: YAAH! He'll be hurting for a while!

JR: Maverick rolls him up for the pin!

Maverick is going for the pin: One! Two! ...

King: Scotty Scott makes the save! SCOTTAMISSION ON MAVERICK!!!

JR: Maverick is fighting it! He might need some serious medical attention after this!

King: The ref is checking to see if he's going to tap!

(Scotty is stretching Maverick like never before, the ex champion is kicking his feet around, trying to fight the pain.)

JR: Scotty is dragging him to the ground! Maverick is doing all that he can to get out of it!

King: Maverick just thurst his weight back and sandwiched Scotty into the corner! He just released the Scottamission!!!

JR: Ingenious move by Maverick, but he's not out of harms way for long! Look, here comes Ash!

Ash executes a spear on Maverick, but Maverick moves out of the way.

JR: Maverick just dodged and made Ash spear Scotty! Scotty just hung himself on the ropes!

King: He's not going anywhere for a while! HA!!

JR: Wait! The ref is pulling Ash off of Scotty! He's yelling at Ash for brutality! There's a change!

King: Maverick is doing something, what is he up to?

(Maverick begins pounding away at Scotty while Ash is distracting him. Suddenly a figured wearing a bWo shirt over their head comes out from under the ring. Maverick is shown shouting at the person as they attach something to Scottys wrists, between the ropes.)

JR: What the heck is this! That person just handcuffed Scottys hands around the ropes! Scotty won't be able to do anything!!

King: Maverick delivers a hard knee to Scottys face! Instant blood out of the roughneck!!

(Maverick turns and sees Ash still arguing with the ref and finally attacks him with a huge spinning heel kick.)

JR: Ash is staggering back! Scotty isn't going anywhere! The ref doesn't even notice that Scotty is effectively paralyzed!!

King: Maverick just went for a clothesline, but Ash dodged it, he's got Maverick in the Lethal Injection!!

JR: Wait...

King: NO! Maverick just rolled under Ash and has him right back in the Tiger Driver position! YAAAAAH!!!!

JR: TIGER DRIVER ON ASH AGAIN!!

King: Maverick stumbles back to his feet as Ash is lifeless on the ground! Maverick just stumbled right into... the turnbuckle!

(The crowd roars as Maverick touches the turnbuckle. He runs and delivers an untimely running dropkick to Scotty in the corner just before leaping to the opposite corner and to the top turnbuckle.)

JR: NO! Not like this!

King: He's going airborne!!

(Maverick leaps off, twisting and turning in the air until finally crashing down upon Ashs chest with a tremendously exeuted Rolling Cannonball Drop. The crowd gasps as Ashs reaction to the impact sends him clutching his chest to account for the vile pain.)

JR: The ref drops to the mats! I can't believe this is ending this way!

King: Ash deserves this! He's not good enough for either of these two men!

JR: The ref is counting!

One!

Two!

King: Scotty can't reach the ref! Nobody is able to stop him!

(Suddenly, a hand pulls the ref out of the ring.)

JR: It's STONE COLD! COMMISSIONER STONE COLD HAS JUST PULLED THE REF OUT OF THE RING!

STUNNER ON THE REF!!

KING: Here comes Reno!

JR: STUNNER ON RENO!!!

KING: Maverick is still pinning Ash!

JR: Wait! Scotty has broken free of the handcuffs!

SCOTTAMISSION ON MAVERICK!!

KING: But Ash is still pinned!

JR: No! Yes! Wait! Scotty is rearing back! he's got those legs of his wrapped tight around Maverick!!

KING: YAHHH! Hulkster has jumped in! He just nailed Scotty with a boot to the head!

Wait! Hulkster is ripping his shirt off! He has a bWo shirt on under it!

JR: HOLLYWOOD IS BACK!!!

The ref is up! He's calling for the bell! I think he's thrown the match out!

*DING DING*

KING: Yahh! Here comes the rest of the bWo and the Union!

JR: But we're outta time!!!

KING: YAHHHH!

(A huge brawl ensues as we fade...to...black...)