Date : 11/1/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Hersheypark Arena Hershey Pennsylvania

(The show opens inside the Hersheypark Arena Hershey Pennsylvania. The camera pans the capacity crowd. They are going wild and many signs are seen.)

JR: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the sold out Hersheypark Arena Hershey Pennsylvania! Welcome to BMWF Bedam! I'm JR Finnegan along side the King, Gary Brawler, and Master Z is still a double champion!

KING: Yeah, William Black put up a good fight and Tyrone Smith didn't, but it wasn't enough to be Master Z!

JR: Yes and it looks like Tyrone has left the BMWF!

KING: I hear that he no-showed or walked-out so much that the INS revoked his green card!

JR: Well, I don't know about that, but we have a lot of action in store for you tonight!

KING: Yes! Some BMWF legends are returning tonight, JR!

JR: Who? I hadn't heard about that!

KING: Rikishi Fatoo, Ernie "The Rat" Hiller, Tommy Screamer and Goldustin!

JR: What? They aren't legends...wait, what is this?

(The camera cuts to the office where BMWF Owner The Bruiser is on the phone.)

BRUISER: WHAT? Who's calling? Dale? Dale who?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Dale Evans?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Dale Robertson?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Chip-n-Dale?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Oh, that Dale? WHAT? You want to join the BMWF?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: And use mudhole stomping?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: And wear White Lightning's soiled undies?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: And use Scotty's Scott's catchphrases?

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Well I got two words for ya! AH AH!!!

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Now quit calling me! Wait a minute! Here call this number: 1-203-352-8600

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: And ask for Vince McMahon.

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Good-Bye, ya sorry little bleep!

(Bruiser hangs up the phone, then, with a look of satisfaction on his face, pops open a cold one and begins to drink it...)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

Ernie "The Rat" Hiller

("I Feel Good" by James Brown plays as Ernie the Rat dances to the ring. He gets in the ring and begins eating cheese.)

LILLY: His opponent...
From Hollywood, CA...
Weighing in at 254 pounds...

Goldustin

(The Goldustin theme plays as Goldustin comes to the ring. After getting into the ring, he blows a kiss to Hiller.)

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Goldustin hits Ernie Hiller with a jab.
Goldustin runs into the ropes.
Ernie Hiller and Goldustin get hit with a double clothesline.
Ernie Hiller chops Goldustin.
Goldustin chops Ernie Hiller.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Goldustin.
Goldustin hits Ernie Hiller.
Goldustin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Goldustin executes an elbowsmash on Ernie Hiller.
Goldustin chops Ernie Hiller.
Goldustin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Goldustin hits Ernie Hiller.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Goldustin.
Ernie Hiller hits Goldustin.
Ernie Hiller chops Goldustin.
Ernie Hiller whips Goldustin into the ropes, but Goldustin reverses it.
Ernie Hiller smacks Goldustin with a devastating enzuilariato .
Ernie Hiller hits Goldustin with a spin kick.
Ernie Hiller nails Goldustin with a snap suplex.
Ernie Hiller whips Goldustin into the ropes, but Goldustin reverses it.
Ernie Hiller hits Goldustin with a clothesline.
Ernie Hiller executes an elbowsmash on Goldustin.
Ernie Hiller uses a legsweep on Goldustin.
Ernie Hiller squeaks like a rat.
A few fans are booing Ernie Hiller, while a few others are cheering him.
Ernie Hiller hits Goldustin with a flying axhandle.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ernie Hiller and a few others cheering
him.
Ernie Hiller sends Goldustin into the turnbuckle.
Ernie Hiller charges into the corner, but Goldustin lifts his leg.

KING: What is Goldsutin doing?

JR: He's got Hiller between his legs and is gyrating!

KING: YAHHH! Stop! This is a family show! We only allow butt kicking and maiming here!

JR: Goldustin hits a bodyslam on Ernie Hiller.
Goldustin takes Ernie Hiller down with a piledriver.
Goldustin whips Ernie Hiller into the ropes.
Goldustin hits Ernie Hiller with a kick.
Goldustin is going for the cover.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Goldustin goes for a bodyslam, but Ernie Hiller counters it with a small package
.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Goldustin takes Ernie Hiller down with a hiptoss.
Goldustin rubs himself all over and goes "Ooossssshhh"..
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Goldustin.
Goldustin nails Ernie Hiller with a piledriver.
Goldustin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Goldustin gives the sign for the Shattered Dreams.
Goldustin attempts to place Ernie Hiller on the turnbuckle, but Ernie Hiller
blocks it.
Goldustin runs into the ropes.
Ernie Hiller nails Goldustin with a chop.
Ernie Hiller whips Goldustin into the ropes.
Ernie Hiller hits Goldustin with a shoulderblock.
Ernie Hiller uses a falling splash on Goldustin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ernie Hiller executes the Rat Trap on Goldustin.

KING: The Rat Trap? That looks like the old school nerve pinch to me!

JR: Goldustin is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Goldustin tries to escape the hold.
Goldustin is inching his way towards the ropes.
Goldustin is close to passing out from the pain.
Earl Hepner tells Goldustin to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Goldustin nods.
Earl Hepner tells Goldustin to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Goldustin nods.
Earl Hepner checks Goldustin's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Goldustin fights his way out of the hold after 46 seconds.
Goldustin punches Ernie Hiller.
Goldustin sets up Ernie Hiller on the turnbuckle.
Goldustin executes the Shattered Dreams on Ernie Hiller.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Goldustin.
Goldustin goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
Goldustin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Goldustin!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The camera cuts backstage where The Judge walks into the locker room of Ash and Scotty Scott. Ash is shown sitting on a couch, lacing up his boots, and Scotty Scott is shown watching a monitor.)

Judge: So...we have a match tonight.

(Ash continues lacing up his boots, ignoring Judge.)

Judge: (laughing) You don't want me to job to you, do you?

(Ash looks up at The Judge and frowns.  He stares back at his boots and starts speaking.)

Ash:  Laugh all you want rookie, but this match tonight is alot more important than you think.  See, one of two things will happen tonight.  Either I'm going to kick your face in and see something worth training and keep trying to make you a champion.   Or I'll kick your face in and I won't see anything.  Either way the outcome isn't going to change much.

(The smile is wiped straight off The Judge's face.)

Judge: Is that how it's going to be?

Ash: Yep...that's how it's gonna be.

(The Judge nods.)

Judge: Well, the way I see it is there is a third choice.  I head down to the ring, and give you a beating.  What do you think about that option?

Ash: You're getting awful mouthy runt, you looking to head down to the ring with a limp?

Scotty: Wait a minute guys.  We're on the same page here, no need to be hostile. Why all of a sudden do I sound like the voice of reason here!!!

Ash: Your project isn't learning very many lessons Scotty.  You should keep your pup on a shorter leash.

Judge:  Who you calling a pup?  You sure have alot to say to me lately Ash, why don't you come over and say it to my face.

(Ash looks up out of the corner of his eye and gets to his feet.  He takes a step towards the Judge but is cut off by Scotty.)

Scotty: D@mnit!!! I know the two of ya's are rasslin' each otha but ya also gotta rememba that yer all part of a freakin' team now!!!!

Judge:  You know Ash, you still have a some payback coming to you for leaving me in the ring alone last week.

Scotty: It was for yer own good!!! I told ya that!!!

Ash:  You want some cheese for that whine?  Maybe if you were tougher you wouldn't have needed that lesson to begin with.

Judge:  You know what they say Ash.  Those who can't do, teach.  Maybe you're past your prime and can't win a championship anymore.  Maybe you need me more than I need you.

(The Judge takes a step towards Ash and Scotty is standing between the two of them with his arms outstretched.  Scotty has a hand on each man's chest.)

Scotty: The hell with this! I'm sick of this, if ya's wanna kill each otha fine! I just got Judge ta trust me, I just got Ash ta trust me a few months ago, so if the two of ya's wanna get the otha's respect... Do it out there in that <bleep>in' ring!   I told ya Ash last week that was too rough on the man!  Judge, I told ya it was for ya own good! So I say this... Go out there and show the world how good the two of ya's are!!!

Ash: I have a feeling it's gonna be a one man show Scotty.

Judge: Yeah, I agree.  Too bad you aren't going to be that man.

Scotty: Fagetit! I've heard enough 'bout it, I'm gonna go outta here and find a place ta think! I gotta chance ta bring us more gold inta this group tonight, and I don't need ta hear dis anymore!

(Scotty walks out of the room leaving Judge and Ash.)

Judge: I'm gonna show you I got what it takes Ash.  When the bell rings tonight, you're going see that I have enough to make it to the top.  If nothing else, you're going to see that.

(Ash sits back down and returns to tying his boots.)

Ash: Sure Junior.  Just don't forget your notebook, cause I'm going to give you some lessons tonight on how a real champion does it.

(The Judge looks furious and is about to say something but instead shakes his head and walks out of the locker room slamming the door.  Ash looks over at the slammed door and laughs to himself as he goes back to preparing for their match.)

Shodan: ninety-eight (Pause) ninety-nine (Pause) One hundred.

(Shodan’s voice is heard from behind a door. The cameraman pushes it open and we see BMWF’s newest recruit, ‘The One Winged Angel’ Shodan on the floor, sweating and panting after doing some last-minute training before his match against Yaz Hamaguchi. He’s wearing no shirt, revealing a perfect body with a tattoo on the left side of his chest of a Japanese symbol; apparently, it reads ‘Fighter’ in Japanese. Shodan then stands up and takes a swig of water.)

Shodan: “Tonight, right here in Hershey, ‘The One Winged Angel’ makes his debut in front of millions upon millions of fans. The millions of fans sitting at home watching their televisions and the millions of fans here tonight in the Hersheypark Arena want to see a show and a show they will be given. I know that this match is the third match into the show and it’s just me against a low-carder, not many people expect a good show from these kind of matches, for those people who hold that thought in their heads I want you to watch my match later and I will prove you wrong.”

(Shodan grabs a gray, sleeveless top from the table and puts it on.)

Shodan: “Yaz Hamaguchi, you’re a Japanese man, I respect you, in fact, I have Japanese origins myself. My family came from Japan until about the late nineteenth century or early twentieth century they immigrated here to America. So Yaz, I do have respect for you but when you and me step into the squared circle and we go eye-to-eye respect will be thrown out of the proverbial window. Tonight, as this is my debut match I am sending a message through you, Yaz, to all of the members of the BMWF roster and to all of the BMWF staff, I’m sending a message that I am not your average rookie; I am ‘The One Winged Angel’!”

>>>

ON YOUR FEET!

YOUR BMWF HERO'S HAVE ARRIVED!

(A series of explosions rock the stage as golden
sparks rain down from the rafters on both sides of the
entrance. The BruiserTron shows highlights from
pervious Cash matches to the hammering beats of
Eminem's " Monkey See, Monkey Do." Stepping out onto
the stage is the BMWF Hero, the Super Megastar of
Professional Wrestling, the REAL King of Bling, and
all around good guy Cash Flo. Wearing his gold plated
sunglasses, a pair of dark green tights with gold
colored knee braces, black boots, and gold colored
grappling gloves, Cash looks simply Flo-tastic!)

(To his right is Mr. Flawless. Dark hair pulled back
into a pony tail, Flawless appears wearing dark red
tights, black arm and kneepads, and has his hands
tapped up to his elbows. Unlike in pervious
engagements, he looks more serious.)

(Behind them is Skiz " The Skizo" Skizzy. He's wearing
a pair of jeans and a hatchet man t-shirt.)

(Strutting like the men they believe they are, Cash
Flo and Flawless head to the ring while little Skiz
waves at the fans behind them, completely out of
character. Reaching the ring, Cash takes his time
climbing the stairs, since he doesn't want to rob the
world of his awe-inspiring intro. Flawless on the
other hand, enters the ring with the assistance of
Skiz. While Cash posses on the ring post, Flawless
starts to pose in the center of the ring, while Skiz
waves at the fans from his perch on the ropes. Cash
gestures for a mic. Once he gets it, the music dies
down and the ranting begins.)

Cash: Yo-Yo-Yo Listen up, your BMWF Heroes have
arrived!!!

(Boos fill the arena as Cash Flo glares at the crowd)

Cash: You can boo-woo until you're all blue in the
face and your chest explode, because me and my brother
Flawless ain't going nowheres! This is our house and
if you don't like us, GET. Be gone with all you candy
@$$e$!!! Like we need you. Who the hell are you
anyway? I don't know a single solitary one of you, but
I guarantee every one of you out there know who we be?
(Cash has to pause as the fans become vehement. Cash
climbs a nearby turnbuckle and flips off the crowd,
making the situation worse. Still perched upon the
turnbuckle he continues) SHUT UP!!! How dare you
interrupt the most Flo-tastic wrestler entertaining
the masses today!

(Boos)

Flawless: (Climbing another turnbuckle) I don't
believe this Cash, these morons are both deaf and
dumb! You tell them to be silent and they just scream
louder. How retarded can these yahoo's be? Didn't you
hear my brother? He told you to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Cash: Damn skippy you retarded rednecks! Best shut
your yaps before we come out there and close them
permanently. Now, as I was saying before the Judge's
fans rudely interrupted me, my brother and me have
some important announcements to make!

Flawless: That's right. Like we told you all at Wheel
of Destruction, things are about to change in the
BMWF. A war is being brought and it's been lead by two
Living Legends, Cash Flo and Me. Face it, there isn't
a one person in the back with a fraction of our
talent. We got unbelievable mic skills as well as
unlimited ring talent!

Cash: That's right! You are all looking at the
greatest thing to happen to this federation since
Dreadnaught left.

Flawless: No wait, I got one better.

Cash: What's better than Dreadnaught leaving the
federation?

Flawless: Eco-System!

(Both men laugh.)

Cash: Good point. Anyway, I think we're starting to
stray from the point here.

Flawless: We had a point?

Cash: Yeah, we're really good. Remember?

Flawless: Oh that's right.

Cash: Anyway, we rock and everyone else simply sucks!
Especially TOBEY BEMILKIN'. Did you hear what he said
recently?

Flawless: I try not to listen to anything he says.

Cash: Why?

Flawless: Next to Lowedown, he's this federation's
biggest @$$.

Cash: Well that didn't stop this big @$$ from saying
something really stupid. He said he's the best TV
champion of all time.

Flawless: He did? Man, what an @$$.

Cash: No doubt he's an @$$ Flawless. Because everyone
knows the best TV champion of all time was me!

Flawless: Huh, Cash. . .

Cash: I won a nasty little battle royal to be crowned
the first ever TV champion, having defeated Jack @$$e$
like Master P and Tyrone.

Flawless: Huh Cash. . .

Cash: And now this little monkey boy comes along
saying he's the best? Who did he beat beside some mid
card hack?

Flawless: Cash. . .

Cash: What?

Flawless: You were never TV champion.

Cash: What?

Flawless: You've held the IC, US, and Gold Belt, but
not the TV belt.

Cash: Really?

Flawless: Yeah. The best TV champion of all time is
Mr. Showtime. Remember him?

Cash: Sure I do. (Shrugs) Like it matters anyway
Flawless. TOBEY BEMILKIN' thinks he's something
special, but he's not. Tonight, I'm going to show him
who is undoubtedly the best TV champion of all time
really is and that's me.

Flawless: But you have to fight some jobber tonight.

Cash: Well, since it's only a jobber. That leaves some
room for some playtime. You up for it Flawless?

Flawless: Since I still don't have a match. Sure,
count me in.

Cash: Good, then hit our music so we can get the hell
out of this crappy ring and take care of some
business.

Flawless: Don't forget to tell the people about the
Bank Vault.

Cash: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. Ladies and
their daughters, please listen up to this Flo-tastic
announcement. Starting soon you will see the most
Awesome show within a show, the BMWF's Bank Vault.
Starting as soon as I book my first guest, I will
start conducting awesome interviews with the biggest
names in and out of the ring.

Flawless: That's right.

Cash: So look for it. Just like we'll be looking for
TOBEY BEMILKIN'S @$$ here tonight. Flawless, let's
roll.

(The music hits as Skiz holds the ropes for Flawless
and Cash Flo as they exit the ring.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Samoa...
Weighing in at 500 pounds...

Rikishi Fatoo

(Rikishi's theme plays as Fatty...er...Fatoo wobbles to the ring.)

KING: Rikishi has lost weight. He's only 500 pounds now! He used to be 800!

JR: He's on a diet! He cut back from 625 Big Mac's a day to 2653 Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki's!

*POOT!*

KING: YAHHH! *GAG*

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Yonkers, New York...
Weighing in at 260 pounds...

"The Innovator of Violins" Tommy Screamer

(Italian violin music plays as Screamer comes to the ring.)

KING: Look! He's carrying a violin case! YAHHH! What's in there?

(After entering the ring, Screamer takes a violin out of the case and sets it in the corner.)

JR: Look, King! It's only a violin!

SCREAMER: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!

KING: YAHHH! What a scream!

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a headbutt, but Tommy Screamer blocks it.
Tommy Screamer whips Rikishi Fatoo into the ropes, but Rikishi Fatoo
reverses it.
Tommy Screamer almost takes Rikishi Fatoo's head off with a clothesline
Tommy Screamer uses a kick to the midsection on Rikishi Fatoo.
Tommy Screamer uses a ropeburn on Rikishi Fatoo.
Tommy Screamer chops Rikishi Fatoo.
A few fans are cheering on Tommy Screamer.
Rikishi Fatoo chops Tommy Screamer.
Rikishi Fatoo chops Tommy Screamer.
A small "Rikishi Fatoo" chant is being started.
Rikishi Fatoo kicks Tommy Screamer.
Tommy Screamer hits Rikishi Fatoo.
You could hear a pin drop.
Tommy Screamer kicks Rikishi Fatoo.
Rikishi Fatoo punches Tommy Screamer.
Tommy Screamer hits Rikishi Fatoo.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Tommy Screamer goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Rikishi Fatoo
blocks it.
Rikishi Fatoo executes a headbutt on Tommy Screamer.
Rikishi Fatoo nails Tommy Screamer with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Rikishi Fatoo.
Rikishi Fatoo locks Tommy Screamer in a bearhug.
Tommy Screamer gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Rikishi Fatoo hits Tommy Screamer with a back suplex.
Rikishi Fatoo whips Tommy Screamer into the ropes.
Rikishi Fatoo misses with a shoulderblock.
Rikishi Fatoo nails Tommy Screamer with a hiptoss.
Rikishi Fatoo executes a 3/4 facelock flapjack bulldog on Tommy Screamer.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a bearhug, but Tommy Screamer counters it with a facerake
.
Tommy Screamer takes Rikishi Fatoo down with a punch.
Tommy Screamer uses a back elbow on Rikishi Fatoo.
Tommy Screamer nails Rikishi Fatoo with a splash.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Tommy Screamer runs into the ropes.
Tommy Screamer hits Rikishi Fatoo with a kick.
Tommy Screamer goes for a stomp, but Rikishi Fatoo rolls out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a headbutt, but Tommy Screamer blocks it.
Tommy Screamer goes for a facerake, but Rikishi Fatoo blocks it.
Rikishi Fatoo executes a butt-bump on Tommy Screamer.
Rikishi Fatoo whips Tommy Screamer into the turnbuckle.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a 3/4 facelock flapjack bulldog, but Tommy Screamer
blocks it.
Tommy Screamer goes for a back elbow, but Rikishi Fatoo ducks out of the way.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a thrust to the throat, but Tommy Screamer blocks it.
Tommy Screamer whips Rikishi Fatoo into the ropes.
Tommy Screamer misses with a clothesline.
Rikishi Fatoo hits Tommy Screamer with a clothesline.
Rikishi Fatoo uses a headbutt on Tommy Screamer.
Rikishi Fatoo whips Tommy Screamer into the ropes.
Rikishi Fatoo hits Tommy Screamer with a clothesline.
Tommy Screamer falls out of the ring.
Rikishi Fatoo goes outside.
Joe Finch counts: 1.
Rikishi Fatoo goes for a forearm smash, but Tommy Screamer blocks it.
Joe Finch counts: 2.
Joe Finch counts: 3.
Tommy Screamer throws Rikishi Fatoo back into the ring.
Tommy Screamer gives the sign for the Screaming DDT.
Tommy Screamer executes the Screaming DDT on Rikishi Fatoo.
A few fans are cheering on Tommy Screamer.
Tommy Screamer goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are cheering on Tommy Screamer.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Tommy Screamer!

KING: He's got the violin!

*CRACK*

JR: Screamer just smashed the violin over Rikishi's head!

SCREAMER: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

Couch: “Shodan!”

(Couch shouted, as he run after ‘The One Winged Angel’ with microphone in his hand. Shodan stopped and turned around.)

Shodan: “Yeah?”

Couch: “Can I ask you a few questions before you go to your match?”

(Shodan looks at his watch and then back at Couch.)

Shodan: “Yeah, I’ve got time. Go ahead.”

Couch: “Tonight is your debut; do you have any pre-match nerves going into this match?”

Shodan: “No, of course not, I am shaking a bit though but that’s the adrenaline, I’m more exited right now than a fat kid in a chocolate factory. There’s no better feeling in the world than going out on stage and preparing to kick some a$$ and tonight I will kick some a$$ so that I can prove I am the next big thing, I will prove I am the hottest rookie to every walk through the BMWF doors! My next match is like an exam, I am going to be closely surveyed by BMWF staff and they are going to see whether I make the grade or not, that’s how things go and I WILL prove to everyone all over the World that I am Grade A!”

Couch: “Do you have any tactic going into this match?”

Shodan: “A man who goes into a fight without a tactic is overly-confident, I am confident, but when you go into a match without a tactic it’s going to kick you hard in the balls, that’s why I have a tactic. ALSO, revealing a tactic is a bad mistake to make because then of course, you’re opponent will know your tactic and devise up a plan to take your tactic out, can you see where I’m going here, Couch?”

Couch: I see where you’re going. Well, Shodan, I won’t keep you for any longer. Thanks for the interview.

Shodan: No problem-o, Couch.

(Shodan walks off towards the arena and Couch goes on the prowl for his next interviewee as the scene fades away.)

JR: The first two matches of the night were pretty impressive

King: Yeah, yeah. Is it time for the rookie yet?

JR: I believe so Shodan will be debuting in his first match here in just a few minutes.

King: Oh.. I mean Cash Flo! HA!

(The camera switches to the stage and we see Tamer walking slowly towards and down the ramp.)

JR: Wait a second Tamer just walked out onto the ramp way. Folks Tamer is here! And he is making his way to the ring.

King: He looks like crap!

JR: The man went through hell and back at the Pay-Per-View. First the homicidal attack from Harry. And then Tyrone, his friend, a man he considered to be like a brother turned on him. And threw him head first into a wall.

King: Tyrone is a dumb monster what did he expect!

JR: I cannot believe Tamer is here!

(Tamer makes his way up the stairs and into the ring. Tamer ask for a mic.)

Tamer: Wheel Of Destruction was not a fun night, Harry tried to kill me, and Tyrone almost finished the job. But tonight I’m not here for either of them. I’m here tonight for one man. The masked man that kidnaped Danielle! I’ve been told I can’t wrestle by the doctors. But I feel prime for a fight! Come on tough guy! SHOW YOURSELF! Where are you!?! Let’s go right now! You have the most important person in my life. You will show yourself!

JR: Tamer seems very distraught!

(Just as Tamer goes to speak some more he is interrupted by seeing the masked man on the Bruisertron screen. The camera pans a little over to the right to reveal Dizi tied and gagged to a chair. As the camera shifts back to the man we see him pick up a microphone and turn on a small switch to distort his voice so no one can tell who it is.)

Masked man: So it seems your heart has changed its direction? For one moment it was the Intercontinental title until Hardcore Harry gave you a brutal beating, not too mention your "best friend" Tyrone? Now all you want is your precious Danielle back?

(The masked man goes over to where Dizi is sitting and slowly runs his hand down her cheek.)

Masked man: She is so beautiful...but now you expect me to let her go just *snaps his fingers* like that? Well I am a little confused because when I took her away you didn't come after her, in fact it wasn't until AFTER you lost your match and I appeared that you suddenly cared. I figured you must have seen or at least heard from someone that she was missing.

(The masked man moves away from Dizi as the camera zooms in closer.)

Masked man: So to make a long story short Tamer...I am not going to release Dizi.

(The crowd roars with boos.)

JR: This man is sick

Masked man: Tamer you ruined my life when you expressed your so-called "love" and "affection" for Dizi. You ruined my life when you tried to interfere with MY relationship with Dizi. You couldn't stand the fact that somebody else had feelings for so you let your jealousy get the better of you...why couldn't you tell that Dizi only wanted one man and one man alone...ME!


Tamer: What!? I don’t know who you are or who you think you are. But you will let her go. How I’ve ruined your life, I have no clue. Show yourself if your such a better man! Let me see just who in the hell you are!

Masked man: So you want me to reveal who I am? Haven't I already give you enough clues as it is? Well why don't I give you a few more? You put me in a hospital room where I suffered serious injuries much like yourself and as I watched the clock in my room slowly tick down each second, each minute and each hour I finally was able to get out of my bed and begin to recover but it took a lot of time. However that time gave me great ideas for revenge and so I did. I took your precious Danielle...or Dizi as many call her. I figured it would bring you as much as rage...hate...and complete insanity as I felt being in that hospital room.

(Tamer looks at the tron confused.)

Masked man: Still not enough? Well fine...the masked man you want is...

(The Masked man turns around and begins to tug on his mask as the crowd stir with curiosity.)

JR: The moment of truth is about to arrive folks.

King: I still can't think who it is JR!

(We begin to see short brown/blonde-ish when finally the mask is off and the audience can only see the back of the man's head. All of a sudden the man turns around and it's AXE!)


JR: Oh my God! It's Axe! Axe is back! Axe is back!

King: Yahh!

Tamer: AXE!? It was you! It’s you! You little son of a *bleep*! I thought you were crazy before, but know I see you’re absolutely psychotic. Danielle doesn’t want you. Look I’ll give you one chance now. Because I feel pity for you! You let her go now and you get to walk away from this.

Axe: You know Tamer you don't scare me. Sure you were able to put me in the hospital after I made you angry but I walked away from it. In fact I walked away...entered the First Union Center and then walked away with your girlfriend!

Tamer: Now you got jokes! Alright Axe if your not scared. Then come down to this ring and face me like a man!

Axe: Oh I was just waiting for you to say that Tamer! I've been waiting for two LONG months! I'll be right there!

(We see Axe leave the room where Dizi is still seen helpless unable to do anything. Tamer tosses the mic. to the side and starts to roll his neck the grabs it due to the pain. Tamer cringes a little then faces the ramp ready to fight. Suddenly the speakers begin to blast "New Noise" by Refused however after a few moments there is no sign of Axe. The crowd begins to stir and buzz when they see someone making their way through the crowd.)

JR: Wait a minute! That's Axe!

King: And he's got his barbed-wire kendo stick!

(Tamer still unaware of Axe's arrival through the crowd is suddenly met across the head with a thunderous kendo stick shot.)

*CRACK!!!*

JR: Oh my gawd! Axe just busted Tamer open!

King: In fact Axe added insult to injury as Tamer already received punishment to that head of his!

(Tamer is on the mat having convulsions. The medics are running down to the ring to help him. Axe looks up at the Bruisertron with his eyes wide open. On the tron we see Donnie untying Dizi. Donnie looks right a Axe and gives him the middle finger. Security comes down and yells at Axe to leave. Axe is escorted out by security as the Medics tend to Tamer.)

>>>

(Cash Flo, Flawless, Skiz are in the locker room.)

Skiz: You know your promo tonight was killer!

Flawless: Thanks.

Cash: Don't talk to it man, that only encourages his
lame @$$ to talk more. Skiz, you want to do something
fun?

Skiz: Like swimming naked in jelly?

Cash: You did that?

Skiz: One time, at band camp. . . .

Flawless: Stop Skiz.

Skiz: Sure.

Cash: No stupid @$$. I mean do you want to have some
fun tonight. Here, at the show. Like get to showcase
your wrestling talent by beating on someone.

Flawless: Don't do this Cash.

Cash: You know that cat Tobey Milking Cow or whatever,
right?

Skiz: Yeah.

Cash: I'll pay you a thousand dollars if you go and
jump him. Right now.

Skiz: Really?

Flawless: Please Cash, keep him out of this.

Skiz: No it's cool Flawless. (Stands up and walks
towards the door) I've been waiting to show the world
my talent and this is that time. Cash Flo, get your
money ready.

Cash: Just make sure you get him good. If he kicks
your @$$, then no money.

Skiz: Deal.

(Skiz exits.)

Flawless: What are you doing?

Cash: Just getting ready to watch the fireworks fly.
See Skiz will attack him and get his butt kicked, thus
getting Tobey exhausted. Then we run in and strike and
it's a no contest. What do you think?

Flawless: Fine. But I just wish poor Skiz wasn't being
used.

Cash: Hey, he has to do something beside open the
ropes for us. Right?

Flawless: I guess.

Cash: Then good, be quiet and lets watch that
beautiful bean footage.

>>>

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of Huntington Beach, California...
Weighing in at 248 pounds...

"The One Winged Angel" Shodan

(The large Bruisertron projection screen turns to black and white static like a broken down television screen. The word SHODAN appears in the centre of the static in firebrick red writing with a thick black outline as the chorus to “Megalomaniac” by Incubus starts to play.)

Hey megalomaniac
You’re no Jesus
Yeah, you’re no (bleep)-ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself baby

Maniac, step down, step down!

(The static fades away as does the SHODAN text. The One Winged Angel then walks out on stage, there isn’t much of a reaction from the Pennsylvanian crowd, as they do not know Shodan that well. Shodan walks down the ramp and then climbs the steel steps; he walks along the ring apron and surveys the crowd before stepping through the middle and top rope. Shodan takes off his gray shirt and places it on the turnbuckle ready to pick up after the match.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Tokyo, Japan...
Weighing in at 224 pounds...

Yaz Hamaguchi

(Japanese music plays as Yaz works his way to the ring.)

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!

JR: Shodan and Yaz Hamaguchi circle the ring, staring holes through each other’s chests.
Shodan makes the first move by putting Yaz into a headlock, Yaz tries to get out if it, he pushes Shodan into the ropes, Shodan rebounds back and hits a clothesline onto Yaz.

King: I think Yaz Hamaguchi’s head just came off!

JR: While Yaz is on the floor holding the back of his head Shodan grabs the opportunity to lock his opponent into an arm-bar. Yaz Hamaguchi struggles to get out of it but eventually grabs the ropes.

Shodan whips Yaz Hamaguchi into the turnbuckle.
Shodan nails Yaz Hamaguchi with a dropkick.
Shodan hits Yaz Hamaguchi with a shoulder block.
Shodan nails Yaz Hamaguchi with a crucifix power bomb.
The crowd is starting to get behind Shodan.
Shodan nails Yaz Hamaguchi with a huricanrana.
A small "Shodan" chant is being started.
Shodan covers Yaz Hamaguchi.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shodan goes for a stomachbreaker, but Yaz Hamaguchi blocks it.
Yaz Hamaguchi throws Shodan out of the ring.
Len Stanley counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Shodan
reenters the ring.
Yaz Hamaguchi executes a spinning leg lariat on Shodan.
Yaz Hamaguchi chops Shodan.
Yaz Hamaguchi is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Yaz Hamaguchi chops Shodan.
Shodan hits Yaz Hamaguchi.
Yaz Hamaguchi chops Shodan.
Yaz Hamaguchi is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Yaz Hamaguchi punches Shodan.
Shodan chops Yaz Hamaguchi.
A small "Shodan" chant is being started.

JR: Shodan and Yaz lock up, Shodan hits Yaz with an uppercut to the face, and another. Shodan then hoists Yaz up into the air and with a loud roar he drops him stomach-first onto his knee, a move better known as The Stomach Crusher! Yaz Hamaguchi wriggles on the floor holding his stomach in pain, Shodan drags him to the near the corner and then points at the turnbuckle, the crowd cheer. Shodan jumps onto the turnbuckle and pulls off a picture-perfect moonsault onto the fallen Yaz. Shodan hooks Hamaguchi’s leg.

Ref: One, Two, Kickout!

JR: Shodan hits an enzuigiri on Yaz Hamaguchi.
Shodan whips Yaz Hamaguchi into the ropes.
Yaz Hamaguchi uses a rana on Shodan.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Yaz Hamaguchi goes for a kick to the midsection, but Shodan blocks it.
Shodan goes for an inverted DDT, but Yaz Hamaguchi blocks it.
Yaz Hamaguchi takes Shodan down with a rana.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Yaz Hamaguchi kicks Shodan.
Yaz Hamaguchi chops Shodan.
Shodan punches Yaz Hamaguchi.
A few fans are cheering on Shodan.
Shodan chops Yaz Hamaguchi.
A few fans are cheering on Shodan.

JR: Yaz Hamaguchi is standing dazed, Shodan makes a running jump towards the ropes, springboards off the middle-rope into a moonsault and on his way down he catches Yaz Hamaguchi in a Reverse DDT causing the crowd to cheer and clap in appreciation.

King: Whoa! What a move!

JR: The rookie then picks Yaz Hamaguchi up, Shodan puts him into a Downward Spiral but instead of falling, Shodan jumps up into the air and then lands with a thud on the floor. Yaz Hamaguchi is out cold. Shodan makes the pin attempt.

Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
A small "Shodan" chant is being started.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Shodan!

(Megalomaniac blasts through throughout the Hersheypark Arena; Shodan jumps onto the turnbuckle and raises his hand in victory. There is a mixed reaction from the crowd.)

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Skiz is walking down the hall.)

Skiz: (To camera man) This is pretty super cool, huh?
You guys tagging along with me on my first ever jump.
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty excited. Maybe
even a little nervous. I mean, I don't want to blow
this. I mean, there is a thousand dollars on the line
isn't there? And just think what I could do with that
money?

Camera man: Are you really going to jump the most
hated man in the BMWF?

Skiz: Sure. Why not? You think I'm afraid of him? Who
is he to me besides some guy with a big taco for a
mouth? I'm going to walk up right on him and beat his
candy @$$ Flawless style. Or maybe I'll slip and slide
like Cash Flo. Either way, the end result will be the
same. Me standing over an unconscious Tobey Milikin.

(Rounding a corner, Skiz and company see TOBEY walking
down the hall.)

Camera man: Looks like it's your time to shine.

Skiz: Watch this!

(Skiz takes off down the hall with a full head of
steam. One would think watching him, he was just going
to keep on running right past Tobey and this segment,
but just before he passes Tobey, he clobbers him in
the back of the head with an elbow, sending the TV
champion to the floor. Skiz immediately lands a few
kicks on the fallen champion, before dropping a
People's Elbow style, huh, elbow drop.)

(However, Tobey rolls out of the way of the move stealer and Skiz smashes his elbow on the hard floor. Tobey gets in a few stomps before the officials show up.)

(Cash and Flawless are backstage watching a monitor.)

Flawless: Did you see that?

Cash: Skiz totally got his @$$ smoked. That was nasty.
That was beyond nasty. I liked it.

Flawless: What?

Cash: I liked seeing him get smoked. Now I don't have
to worry about that worthless multi-personalitied @$$
goblin spending my money? He'd probably spend it on
that other retard in the BMWF.

Flawless: You mean Dizi?

Cash: Dizi? Hell no. She's a work of class compared to
the retard I'm thinking of. I'm talking about
Lowedown.

Flawless: Why would he spend money on him?

Cash: I saw in his wallet a Lowedown fan club
membership card.

Flawless: What were you doing going through his
wallet?

Cash: I needed a few bucks to pay for a pizza I
ordered.

Flawless: But your rich, why are you taking his money.

Cash: Pizza dude didn't have change for a hundred. Now
shut your yap, it's time for us to shine. Let's go.

(The two get up and exit the room.)

(Cash and Flawless are standing in a locker room. We
see that Cash is standing by a red cooler.)

Flawless: What are we doing here? It stinks.

Cash: That's because Rikishi's been in the toilet for
the past hour, plugging the whole with yummy after
thought of his six hour Mexican buffet binge.

(f@rting can be heard, followed by a moan.)

Flawless: That's sick.

Cash: (Shrugs) But it plays perfectly into my plan.

Flawless: And what's in the cooler?

Cash: (Opens it and pulls out a huge lobster) A very
angry lobster.

Flawless: What's that for?

Cash: Okay, here's the play by play. Tobey will come
in this locker room to get ready for his weak @$$
battle royal. When he comes through the door, we take
him out with some nasty baseball shots with these
(Cash shows him two Louisville Sluggers).

Flawless: Nice.

Cash: Then we pound on him a little just for giggles.
Afterwards, we give him the nastiest swirly known to
man, thanks in large part to our boy Rikishi. Hey,
Rikishi, you almost done in there man?

(More f@rting, but less moaning this time.)

Cash: Maybe that's a no. Anyway, we give that cat a
nasty swirly and then, just to add some insult to
injury, we clamp this little lobster on homeboy's
nips! How's that sound for a Flo-tastic beat down?

Flawless: You had me until the nip part. Why are we
doing that?

Cash: Because you fool it would be funny. This cat
Tobey thinks he's something to write home to momma
about, but he ain't nothin' when compared to Cash. He
may have gone wee-wee on an old woman, but he's never
clamped a lobster to someone's nipples has he? Hell
Noooo! He's never given anyone a chocolate swirly has
he? Nope. Don't think so. See, what we're doing here
Flawless is giving that cat a lesson, just like Master
P did me when he returned to the BMWF. You understand
what mesa's saying?

Flawless: Only if you never quote Jar Jar Binks again.

Cash: Done.

(Rikishi staggers out of the bathroom, looking a
ghost. He looks at the two men and then stumbles out
of the locker room.)

Cash: Now all we have to do is wait for Tobey!

>>>

(The camera cuts backstage to show Donnie guiding Dizi towards a locker room room and talking to her in a calm, reassuring voice.)

Donnie: It's okay, now, Dizi. It's all over. You're safe now. Everything's fine now.

Dizi: What took you so long? I'm starving!

Donnie: You're what?

Dizi: I'm starving!

Donnie: That Jack@$$ didn't feed you?

Dizi: Well, he did, but only 3 or 4 times a day!

Donnie: You poor thing...

Dizi: Yeah! And even then, the food wasn't very good.

Donnie: Well, let's get you something to eat before you fade away.

(The camera fades as the siblings walk off.)

(Inside a boiler room, Scotty is seen sitting alone. His only companion are his thoughts that are heard as he speaks to himself aloud.)

Scotty: The Syndicate's future.... Could be destroyed right here tanight..... The future of the next great stable is hangin' on the whim that they might learn ta respect each otha... On a night that I face a great rival... A night I face a forma friend.... A night that could be one more great achievement in muh career... Muh new friends fight..... So tanight... I do the one thin' I know ta do.... Make Lowedown's life miserable once more... I draw Lowedown's blood... I make his face a crimson mask.... I know he's ready for me.... I know that he is ready in his heart....

(Scotty stands up.)

Scotty: Now I must be ready... Now I must get ova all this... I must now... Have muh mind right ta get in that ring and do what I do best... Destroy... Maim.... Punish.... I must draw on the one raw emotion that I know best..... HATE!!!! I MUST DO WHAT I DO BEST!!!!

(The echos begin to sound.)

Scotty: I MUST PUT AN END TA LOWEDOWN TANIGHT!!!! I MUST END THE MYTH THAT I HELPED CREATE!!!! I MUST END THE CAREER OF LOWEDOWN TA SHOW THE WORLD THAT I'M STILL THE GREATEST HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!! REMEMBER SCOTTY!!!! REMEMBER WHAT BROUGHT YA TO THE DANCE ALONG TIME AGO!!!!! REMEMBER BEATIN' HIMURA HAYBUYSA FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE!!!! REMEMBER BEATIN' MASTER Z FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE!!!! REMEMBER BEATIN' ZABU FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE!!!! REMEMBER BEATIN' PAIN IN DEFENCE OF THE HARDCORE TITLE!!!!!

(Scotty's face becomes blood red. His eyes become wild as he begins to believe that he can do this.)

Scotty: I AM HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.... AND THE NEXT HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!

(Scotty smashes some crates that sit near by.)

Scotty: IN THE PAST I DID THIS FOR THE IDIOTS THAT SIT IN THOSE SEATS OUT THERE!!!! TANIGHT I DO THIS FOR ME!!!!

(Scotty storms out of the boiler room.)

>>>

(Cash and Flawless are posted on the sides of the
door, holding the baseball bats.)

Cash: This is taking forever!

Flawless: And that smell is slowly rotting my brain!

Cash: What do you think of this battle royal?

Flawless: Who cares. The last thing this federation
needs is another BWO revival.

Cash: No doubt. It's lame. It's like all these vets
can't think of anything better to call themselves than
the Union or BWO. Hell, at least Dread came up with a
new name to call his stable, even if it was really
pathetic.

Flawless: Deadly Medley?

Cash: And your stupid stable, Prime Time. Tamer and
the rest of those @$$ monkeys couldn't even create an
original name for their stable, having stolen the name
from my short-lived tag team with baseball legend
McGee.

Flawless: Nobody remembers that!

Cash: I remember that. Just like Tyrone remembers
every single tiny thing about this federation since
1987!

(The door opens and Cash Flo and Flawless quickly
unload a brutal attack. Bats swing, slicing air and
whacking bone. The person goes down to the floor a
bloody unconscious lump.)

Cash: We got him!

Flawless: Wait a second. That's not Tobey.

Cash: Who the hell is it?

Flawless: Skiz?

(Skiz moans on the floor a bloody mess.)

Cash: At least we didn't give him the swirly. Quick,
move him away from the door before someone sees what
we've done.

(Cash Flo and Flawless are still standing there with
bats ready. Skiz is propped against the wall, holding
an ice pack against his head as he moans to himself.)

Flawless: I'm beginning to think he's not coming here.
There must be other lockers for him to change in.

Cash: He'll be here.

Flawless: What makes you so certain about that?

Cash: This is the best locker room in the entire
arena, at least, next to mine. So, I'm positive that
cocky little worm will be using it. Besides, if he
doesn't come here soon, we'll send Skiz out to find
him. He'll taunt him and then run like hell back here
and then WHAM, we got him. How's that?

Flawless: Have you looked at Skiz recently? The boy
couldn't win a walking race against senior citizens.
Wait, I hear something.

(The door opens and before TOBEY know's the answer to
1+1, a baseball cracks him right between the eyes. As
he falls forward into the locker room, Cash cracks him
across the chest, winding him. Dropping his baseball
bat, Flawless lands an elbow across his back, sending
Tobey to the floor.)

Cash: Pick that @$$ Goblin up!

Flawless: (Lifting him to his feet) What are you going
to do?

Cash: (Lifting Tobey's bloody face up so he's looking
him in his film coated eyes) Don't speak, LISTEN! You
walk around running your mouth about being the Most
Hated Man in this federation? Well news flash jerky,
you're looking at him! Before you had the gall to walk
into the BMWF spouting off your weak @$$ mouth, I was
here doing what you claim to be doing now. And I've
been doing it for years.

Flawless: A year and half, Cash.

Cash: (Glares at Flawless then back at TOBEY) This is
the first lesson I'm sending you Tobey and you better
learn well from it, because from here on out, the
lessons only grow darker. This is my time to shine,
not yours. Remember that.

Skiz: Look! My precious! I'm a champion! Me, a TV
champion!

(Cash and Flawless look down to see Skiz holding
Tobey's title. Cash quickly snatches it from his hands
and holds the title before Tobey's face.)

Cash: Nice belt. You claim to be the greatest TV
champion of all time, didn't you? (Flawless makes
Tobey node) You also said you were a big fat loser who
dreams of being Cash Flo, right? (Flawless nods his
head again) You also said you liked to dress up as
Cher and go clubbing, yes? (Again, more of the
nodding) Well if you want to keep this title then you
best stay off my radar, because if I come for it, it's
MINE!

(Cash drills Tobey right between the eyes with the
title, sending the man back down to the floor.)

Cash: (Engeritically) It's swirly time!

(Cash and Flawless drag the unconscious Tobey into the
toilet that Rikishi had vacated early.)

Flawless: I don't want to go in there man! It stinks!

Cash: It's just for a moment. Come on.

Flawless: It's going to get splashed all over our
clothes and boots!

Cash: It'll be worth it. Come on you big babby!

(Cash and Flawless lift Tobey up, then toss him like a
lawn dart right into the toilet. As he splashes about
feverishly, Cash hits the handle and the swirling
begins! Water and other unrecongizeable fragments from
Rikishi fly through the air, panting the walls and
floor with filth. Tobey starts to fight back, breaking
free of Flawless's hold. Coughing, he crawls out of
the toilet. Cash grabs his leg, but Tobey kicks him
off. The Million Dollar Hero falls into a puddle of
foul smelling water! Flawless grabs Tobey by the hair,
but Tobey lands a low blow and quickly follows that up
with a clothesline. All hell is breaking lose in the
locker room as Tobey makes a dash for the door. He's
almost there when Cash nails him with a bulldog.)

Cash: Quick, get the lobster!

Flawless: (A little sluggishly, races over to the
cooler and pulls out the lobster.) What do I do with
it.

Cash: Take the rubber bands off it's claws and then
bring it here. Be careful though.

(Flawless takes off the bands and then hands it to
Cash Flo. Cash dangles the lobers above Tobey's body.
He smiles like a deranged chicken.)

Cash: Before you feel some real pain Tobey I just
wanted to tell you something. YOU SUCK!

(Cash places the lobster on Tobey's chest and watches
with child-like glee as the lobster hooks onto his
nipples! Tobey cries out in pain as Flawless, Skiz,
and Cash exit the locker room. As the door closes
behind them, you can see Tobey struggling to get the
lobster off him.)

>>>

(In Dizi's locker room backstage, Dizi is sitting at a table on which is a bucket of KFC and various smaller containers of side orders. Donnie is watching his sister eat.)

Donnie: You ought to slow down, you're going to make yourself sick.

Dizi: Hey, this is the first decent food I've had in a week. Let me tell you, that Axe is a lot of things, a chef is NOT one of them. I swear, I'm going to beat him senseless with a salami.

Donnie: Why don't you let Tamer handle it?

Dizi: Why should I? This guy locked me in a room for a week. I mean, okay, I had an X-Box and that helped pass the time, but the food stunk. And, you know, I'm not exactly thrilled to be used as a pawn in his demented little 'theatre of pain.'

Donnie: Yeah, but it's still best to let Tamer deal with it.

Dizi: Why?

Donnie: Because you have other things to take care of.

Dizi: Like what?

Donnie: Like tonight's match.

Dizi: Who am I fighting?

Donnie: I don't know, I haven't checked yet.

Dizi: I mean, if Axe has issues with Tamer, he needs to take it to Tamer. Instead he drags me into the middle of it...

Donnie: You still haven't finished with Judge Moonie.

Dizi: Well, if he wants me in the middle of this, then he'd better be.... Wait. What about Judge Moonie?

Donnie: Well, it's not really finished, is it? She's beating me up every time I turn around and stealing everything that's important to you.

Dizi: That's right!

Donnie: And she's still after your title.

Dizi: That old hag.

Donnie: And you haven't come close to paying her back.

Dizi: I know!! And when I tried, you and Tamer kept taking my toys away!

Donnie: Well, we thought the blowtorch was a little extreme...

Dizi: Well, I don't need no stinking blow torch. I can take care of her one on one! And tonight, that's exactly what I'm going to do!

Donnie: That's right. You're going to pay that Moody #^%&# back for what she tried to do to you!

Dizi: Yes, I am! As soon as I finish my chicken!

(Dizi reaches for the bucket as the camera FADES.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Boston, MA...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...

Cash Flo

LILLY: His opponent...
Weighing in at 209 pounds...

Joe Gomer

(The Gomer Pyle them plays as Joe Gomer comes to the ring.)

KING: YAHH! I can't believe how much this guy looks like Jim Nabors!

GOMER: WAAAL, GOHHHHLY! SHA-ZAM! I just cain't believe it! Cash Flo! (He starts shaking Cash's hand fervently.) Golly, yur just about my fav-o-rite wrassler in the whole wide world, you are! But ya know what? (Stops shaking cash's hand.) You oughtn't go around attacking fellers like that there Tobey. That's not very nice! Shame, shame, shame!

(With that Gomer nails Cash with a punch to the nose.)

GOMER: Sur-prize, Sur-prize, Sur-prise!!

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Joe Gomer goes for a flying clothesline, but Cash Flo ducks out of the way.
Cash Flo almost takes Joe Gomer's head off with a clothesline
Cash Flo hits the Swinging DDT on Joe Gomer.
You could hear a pin drop.
Cash Flo puts Joe Gomer in a crossface chickenwing.
Joe Gomer is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Joe Gomer makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Cash Flo almost takes Joe Gomer's head off with a clothesline
Cash Flo almost takes Joe Gomer's head off with a clothesline
Cash Flo goes for the Swinging DDT, but Joe Gomer blocks it.
Joe Gomer nails Cash Flo with a powerbomb.
Bart Farinus counts: One, kickout.
Joe Gomer smacks Cash Flo with a devastating flying clothesline .
Joe Gomer uses a facerake on Cash Flo.
Joe Gomer whips Cash Flo into the ropes, but Cash Flo reverses it.
Cash Flo hits Joe Gomer with a shoulderblock.
Cash Flo throws Joe Gomer into the turnbuckle.
Cash Flo smacks Joe Gomer with a devastating clothesline .
Cash Flo runs into the ropes.
Cash Flo hits Joe Gomer with an elbow.
Cash Flo smacks Joe Gomer with a devastating clothesline .
Cash Flo gets a crossface chickenwing on Joe Gomer.
Joe Gomer reaches the ropes after 10 seconds.
Cash Flo goes for a clothesline, but Joe Gomer ducks out of the way.
Joe Gomer hits a double-axhandle chop on Cash Flo.
Joe Gomer goes for a roundhouse right, but Cash Flo blocks it.
Cash Flo smacks Joe Gomer with a devastating clothesline .
Cash Flo nails Joe Gomer with the Swinging DDT.
Some fans are starting to leave.
Cash Flo executes the Million Dollar Splash on Joe Gomer.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
Cash Flo is met with a "Hogan, Hogan,..." chant.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Cash Flo!

KING: I can't believe it! They want Hogan instead of Cash!

JR: We'll be right back!

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(Camera cuts backstage to where Cheri Runnels is standing outside a locker room.)

Cheri: We're outside the locker room of the recently rescued Dizi MacPhearson. We're going to see if she's up to an interview.

(Cheri knocks on the door and, a moment later, it's opened by Donnie MacPhearson.)

Cheri: Donnie, we were wondering if Dizi is up for an interview after her traumatic experience?

(Dizi appears at the door, wiping her hands with a napkin, and smiles brightly at Cheri.)

Dizi: Cheri! Hi! Man, it's been forever since I've seen you! How you been?

Cheri: I'm fine. I was wondering if you were up to a quick interview?

Dizi: Sure! When?

Cheri: Um... now?

Dizi: Jammin!

Cheri: So, are you feeling up to wrestling your match tonight after the traumatic experience you went through?

Dizi: What traumatic experience?

Cheri: Being kidnapped?

Dizi: Oh, that.

Cheri: When the we saw the footage of you bound to a chair last week, you looked quite frightened.

Dizi: What footage?

Cheri: The kidnapper showed you tied to a chair and addressed Tamer about having taken something else that was important to him.

Dizi: Oh, yeah. I remember that.

Cheri: You looked quite frightened.

Dizi: Did I?

Cheri: Yes.

Dizi: Huh. I don't remember being frightened. I was kind of annoyed, because I was supposed to go out to dinner with Tamer and Donnie and I was really hungry. We were going to go to this place with 'The World's Best Seafood' which, I know is just an advertising thing, but still, if they're going to say that, you'd think they'd have to be pretty good, right?

Cheri: I suppose so....

Dizi: But that dumb@$$ Axe kidnaps me instead. Then, I get stuffed in a trunk and tied to a chair, then I have to spend a week in a room, which wasn't too bad, because it had an X-Box and 'Knights of the Old Republic' so I played that a couple of times. One time I saved the universe, but then, the next time I played, I fell to the darkside and ended up destroying the universe. Well, not so much destroying it as...

Donnie: (cuts her off) Excuse me, Cheri, but Dizi and I have to check the schedule and see who she's wrestling tonight.

Cheri: You mean, you don't know?

Donnie: No, I was a little more concerned about finding my sister than checking schedules.

Cheri: It's a tag match. Dizi and her partner are facing Brodie Manson and Jacklyn J.

Dizi: Jammin!

Donnie: But, who's her partner?

Cheri: Well, Judge Moody.

Donnie: Judge Moody?

Dizi: Judge Moody... wait a minute... you don't mean Moonie, do you?

Cheri: Well, I know that's what you usually call her....

Dizi: Judge Moonie is a dead woman! Tonight is the night I finish it with that old hag. I'm going to destroy her in our match tonight.

Cheri: But, she's your partner tonight.

Dizi: I don't give a #@$&! She's dead.

(Dizi steps back into the locker room and slams the door. Donnie tries to follow Dizi, but the locker room door is locked. He starts knocking and calling through the door.)

Donnie: Dizi? Open the door. We have to talk about this. You can't afford another loss on your record. You're going to have to work with Moody tonight. Dizi! Dizi! Open the door!

(Cheri turns back to the camera.)

Cheri: And there you have it. A brave young woman, preparing for tonight's fight, even after a traumatic and emotionally devasting experience.

FADE

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as Scotty Scott walks out to the boos of the fans. He looks out around the arena as he begins to walk down to the ring. He looks down into the ring as he walks. Once at ringside, he steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring. He is handed a mic.)

Scotty: Ya know... They say what comes 'round goes 'round... I'm a forma Hardcore champion.... I've held it more times than anyone else... Muh battles defendin' and attempts ta gain the Hardcore title are thin's that have made me a legend. And tanight ain't gonna be no different.. I know Lowedown is gonna try and do anythin' and everythin' ta make sure that he walks outta here wit that Hardcore title in tack... But ya know what Lowedown... There is somethin' that ya might have fagotten... I know ya... I know ya betta than anyone else in the BMWF... I trained ya... I know what ya can do in here... I know what yer capable of.... I know that ya know me like no one else here... I know that yer ready for me... But just know this... I'm ready for ya... Bring what ya will... And rememba muh words... Beat me... If ya can... Survive... If I let ya...

("War Machine" blasts as Scotty exits the ring.)

("Bad Reputation" begins to play and the crowd starts to cheer. Dizi MacPhearson, dressed in her ring gear and with her title around her waist, and Donnie MacPhearson appear at the top of the ramp. Donnie leads his sister to the ring, stopping now and then to pull her away from the fans she keeps striking up conversations with. Dizi rolls into the ring and bounces on the ropes, waving to the fans. Donnie gets a microphone and joins his sister.)

King: I love it when Dizi bounces on the ropes like that.

JR: I'm sure you do, King.

Donnie: Tonight, my sister Dizi has been booked in a tag team match. (The crowd cheers.) For some reason, she's been partnered with her most hated rival, Judge Moody. (He waits while the crowd boos.) Well, there's nothing I can do about that, so I think we need to get a few things straight with Judge Moody.

JR: I think he wants to talk to Judge Moody.

King: What gave you that idea, JR?

Donnie: Judge Moody. I know you're back there. I'm inviting you to come out here and talk to us so you and Dizi are on the same page for your match tonight. I guarantee there will be no violence. We just want to talk.

(Dizi leans against the turnbuckle and rolls her eyes at her brother.)

Donnie: (notices Dizi) You promised.

PA: All rise for the honorable...JUDGE MOODY!

(The Judge Judy theme hits as pyros go off around the stage. Judge Moody appears from behind the curtains and walks down the ramp as the crowd boos. Judge Moody eyes Dizi for a moment, then enters the ring and takes a mic from a stage hand as the crowd continues to boo.)

JR: This could get ugly, King.

King: Are you kidding, JR? Cat fights are my favorite kind of fight! Two women rolling around on the ground, ripping each others clothes off...

JR: Get ahold of yourself.

King: I am!

(Dizi moves up next to her brother, tensing as she looks over Judge Moody. She removes the title from her waist and places it over her shoulder.)

Judge Moody: You promised you'd keep that insane sister of yours under control. If she even makes a move towards me, I'll knock her out!

(Dizi smiles brightly at Judge Moody and waves.)

Donnie: She's under control. Now, tonight, you and Dizi are supposed to be partners against Jacklyn J and Brodie.

Judge Moody: (snaps at Donnie) I know what my match is.

Donnie: Just making sure everything is clear. Now, you and Dizi have some history...

Dizi: (leans towards the mic) Yeah, that nasty piece of judicial trash likes to sneak attack my twin.

Judge Moody: And that moron has my title. And she doesn't even defend it well. When she thinks she's going to lose, she has you interfere so that she keeps her title with a DQ. That's a coward's way to keep a title, if you ask me.

Dizi: (grabs the mic) You are so obsessed with this title. Don't think I've forgotten that you were holding it when I first came into the fed. Then you attacked me from behind as a warning not to even think about trying to take it from you. (slaps the title and smiles at Judge Moody) Well, you're not the champ any more, are you? And you never will be, as long as I have anything to say about it.

(The two women start to move towards each other, but Donnie gets between them and grabs the mic away from Dizi.)

Donnie: Ladies, ladies! Please. This is for another day. Tonight you two have to coexist... no you have to do more than that. You have to cooperate if you want to win your match. I know you have issues that need to be resolved, but you are professionals.

Judge Moody: As much as I hate to say this, you do have a point.

Donnie: So, for this one night, you two are going set aside your differences and work together for a win.

Judge Moody: Fine, as long as that psychotic half-wit doesn't pull out a blow torch.

Dizi: Fine. I'll agree. As long as the old hag doesn't try anything funny-like busting a chair over my head or my brother's head.

Judge Moody: Fine.

Dizi: Fine.

Donnie: Good, good. So, it's settled. Let's shake on it!

(Dizi looks at her brother as if he'd grown another head. Judge Moody makes a disgusted noise in the back of her throat, then turns on her heel and exits the ring. Donnie looks at his sister and shrugs.)

Donnie: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

(Dizi doesn't respond, she just shakes her head and exits the ring, Donnie following.)

JR: Well, it looks like Judge Moody and Dizi are going to cooperate in tonight's match.

King: Yeah, we'll see how long THAT lasts!

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(We cut to the Hersheypark Arena parking lot where The Judge is shown sitting on the hood of his car.)

Judge: Tonight, I have to prove that I'm worthy of becoming a future BMWF World Champion. Scotty Scott and Ash have kindly taken me under their wing and have begun training me, and tonight I get the chance to prove to them that I am worthy of their time.

(The Judge pauses.)

Judge: Ash does not believe in me, he thinks that Scotty and him are wasting their time with me, that I don't have what it takes. Well tonight I prove Ash wrong. Tonight, I step in the ring with Ash and show him what I am made of. And if it kills me in order to do so, so be it.

(The Judge jumps off the hood and grabs his bags from the trunk.)

Judge: Ash, you and Scotty have taught me a lot so far, but for tonight there isn't going to be a student and his teacher in the ring. Tonight I'm going to look at you as an obstacle in my path towards the BMWF World title and there is no way I'm going to go down without a fight!

(The Judge heads into the building as the camera fades.)

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