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BMWF Bedlam Part III

Date : 11/1/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Hersheypark Arena Hershey Pennsylvania


*KER-RASH!*



 

(Suddenly, the sound of crashing glass is heard. The Stone Cold theme song blares and the crowd erupts as Stone Cold Bruiser steps through the curtain and stomps to the ring.)

(Bruiser jumps in the ring and does the four corner salute to the fans.)

KING: YAHHHH!

BRUISER: Now, I got something important to say so don't say "What" every time I say something!

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Now,  the last time I did the BMWF ratings, I looked at the numbers and though to myself that this just don't look right. Take a look for yerself!

BMWF Singles Division
(As of 10/15/04)

World Champion: Master Z
IC Champion:
Hardcore Harry
US Champion:
Master Z
All American Champion: Kolic
TV Champion: Howitzer
Hardcore Champion:
Lowedown
Light Heavyweight Champion:
Judge

Top Contenders:

  1. Tamer
  2. Tyrone Smith
  3. White Lightning
  4. Scotty Scott
  5. Shane Perish
  6. Ash
  7. Ezekiel
  8. Tobey Miliken
  9. Witherspoon
  10. William Black
  11. Ravven
  12. Achu

BRUISER: Of course, some of those champs have changed since a couple of weeks ago, but the point is that we got 7 champions and only 10 star contenders and even with guys like Cash Flo and Axe coming back that, in my opinion, leaves the BMWF with too many champions!

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: So next week, right here in this very ring, we're gonna consolidate!

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Combine!

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Merge!

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: Next week, in this corner, it'll be the IC Champion.

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: In the second corner, it'll be the US Champion.

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: In the third corner, it'll be the AA Champion.

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: And in the fourth corner, it'll be the LH Champion.

CROWD: WHAT?

BRUISER: And in the end there will only be one champion!

KING: WHAT?

BRUISER: It's gonna be a four way match between the IC, US, AA, and LH champs. The winner gets to choose which belt he keeps and the rest will be retired...and that's the bottomline...cause The Bruiser said so!!

(The music plays again as Bruiser calls for cold ones.)

JR: I can't believe this! After next week, 3 titles will be no more!!

KING: Well, I never like Kurt Dangle's ugly mug on the AA belt anyway!

JR: We'll be right back!




LILLY: This contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall.

From Atlanta, GA...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...

Kolic

(A bright flash of light suddenly fills the arena, revealing a brown cross
on white background on the Bruisertron. A smooth guitar riff kicks in,
followed by drums and a spoken voice)

PA: YOU MOCK ME BECAUSE I'VE CHANGED...

(The same riff and drums sound)

PA: I PITY YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T...

(Pyros flash as the rest of "In Me" by Kutless plays. Kolic walks out to
thunderous applause and cheers. He runs down to the ring and slides under
the ropes. He climbs a turnbuckle and raises his fist to the audience, then
jumps down and waits for the match to start.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 288 pounds...

The BMWF World Champion... the BMWF U.S. Champion...
"The Master and Ruler of the World" Master Z

("Victory" blasts over the PA system. Master Z emerges from behind the curtain. His two belts are strapped one of the other around his waist. The gold sparkles as Z struts around taunting the crowd.)

JR: I have to admit, I really didn't expect to have Master Z come out here this week still a double champion!
KING: I told you, JR! Tyrone Smith is nothing compared to Master Z!

JR: One thing is for sure, Master Z blew Tyrone to smitherines last week!
KING: You have that right! Rumor has it that Master Z ended Tyrone's career!

(Master Z struts down to the ring and climbs in under the bottom rope. He takes a few moments to dodge the incoming trash being thrown towards the ring. Master Z accepts a microphone.)

Master Z: I told each and every one of you that I'd do it and I did! Last week I strapped both Tyrone Smith and William Black to the wheel of destruction and I blew it up!

(The crowd boos)

Master Z: Look at these titles around my waist! Do you think for a second that they would be anywhere else tonight? I guaranteed victory last week. Not only did I get a victory, I slaughtered my opponents!

KING: He has that right!

Master Z: It was obvious when Tyrone Smith tried to tuck his tail between his legs and run away from the ring, that he didn't want any piece of Master Z! Well I grabbed him and dragged him into that ring. Once I got the first shot at him, the match was already over! As a matter of fact, I predict Tyrone Smith to cry like a baby this week and quit! I put such a whooping on him he's going to be afraid to show his face in a BMWF ring ever again! Actually, I don't even know that he's going to show up here tonight at all!

(Master Z laughs and raises his arms in victory obviously enjoying his moment in the spotlight.)

Master Z: But forget about that loser Tyrone, let's get this punk Kolic out here! Nobody can stop my momentum!

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Master Z kicks Kolic.
Master Z chops Kolic.
Kolic kicks Master Z.
The cheers for Kolic are drowning out the boos.

JR: Master Z attacks Kolic with a forearm smash!

Master Z grabs Kolic by the hair and slams him face first into the turnbuckle repeatedly

Kolic drops to his knees

Master Z begins to slam the face of Kolic into the second turnbuckle until the refree pulls him away

KING: We're gonna have another slaughtering tonight! Just in time for halloween!

(Master Z grabs Kolic by the boot and drags him into the center of the ring. Master Z flexes for the crowd before stepping on and literally walking all over Kolic.)

JR: Master Z hits Kolic.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Master Z punches Kolic.
The crowd is wildly cheering Master Z with only a few scattered boos audible.
Kolic hits Master Z.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Kolic.
Master Z hits Kolic.

JR: Master Z grabs Kolic by the arm and hits him with a clothesline.

Master Z gorilla presses Kolic and drops him hard on his stomach

Master Z gets to one knee and flexes for the crowd

(Master Z lifts Kolic to his feet onto to slam him back to the mat with a massive sidewalk slam.)

JR: Can nobody stop Master Z? Kolic already looks in trouble!

Master Z nails Kolic with throat punch.
The crowd is wildly cheering Master Z with only a few scattered boos audible.
Master Z hoists Kolic high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Kolic
crashing hard to the mat.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Kolic misses with a kick.
Master Z nails Kolic with throat punch.
The boos are resurfacing again.

(Master Z bounces the beaten carcass of Kolic off the ropes. Master Z rebounds off the opposing ropes. The two men collide in the center of the ring with Master Z slamming his knee in the midsection of Kolic.)

JR: OH MY! Kolic just took flight with that move! Master Z probably broke a few ribs!

(Master Z drops a leg across the throat of Kolic. He then stands and stares for several moments at the unmoving Kolic.)

Master Z goes for a powerbomb, but Kolic counters it with a rana.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kolic hits Master Z with a punch.
Kolic whips Master Z into the ropes, but Master Z reverses it.
Kolic hits Master Z with a kick.
Kolic whips Master Z into the ropes.
Kolic goes for spinning headscissors, but Master Z throws him off.
Master Z nails Kolic with a powerbomb.

JR: Master Z grabs Kolic by the hair!

Kolic can't even fight back by this point, King!

KING: You're right he can't! He has no reason to be in a match with the world champion! He's lucky if Master Z lets him live!

JR: Master Z sets Kolic on the top rope and executes the Atomic Driver!

Master Z makes a cover without hooking the leg
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Master Z!

JR: We'll be right back!



LILLY: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the LWO Battle Royal!

(A darkened green glow falls upon the arena as Extreme Hardcore
Entertainment flashes across the bruisertron and "Back Up" by 12 Stones
blasts over the PA system)

JR: And here he comes King, this is the first time he will be in action
since that outrageous and barbaric match against Tamer at Wheel of
Destruction!

(Hardcore Harry slowly comes walking out with a microphone in his hand and
the BMWF Intercontinental Title around his waist. Harry signals for his
music to be cut as he slowly makes his way down the ramp)

Harry: Well here we are, here in Hershey Pennsylvania for the LWO Battle
Royal!

(The crowd starts cheering)

Harry: Well I for one hate chocolate!!! Almost as bad as I hate fighting in
this arena! You wouldn't believe how small my locker room was, it was almost
as small as the chance any of these other competitors have to win this
battle royal tonight!

(The crowds cheers quickly fade and are replaced with boos)

Harry: Tonight I step into the ring with five guys that I know of, all
wanting the same thing. To stand beside Lowedown, possibly one of the
greatest wrestlers in the history in the BMWF!

KING: HA!

JR: It's probably true King.

Harry: Six men will enter and only one will walk out a member of the LWO and
I for one wouldn't put my money on any of these other city boys here
tonight. Lets look at the competition shall we? First we got William Black,
wait who? Exactly!

(A grin appears on Harry's face as he walks up the steel steps)

Harry: Then we have Witherspoon, I have never fought this guy but uh, with
that kind a name I wouldn't trust him. Oh then we have Howitzer, a guy that
has an obsession with tigers, kinda freaky if you ask me.

(Harry steps into the ring looking out into the crowd)

Harry: Next you have Shane Perish, I just took his @$$ to the woodshed two
weeks ago what else do I have to say? But then we have Tobey Miliken, a big
shot, wise @$$ thinking he is the most hated man in the BMWF. I don't know
about all that but Tobey you mouthed off to me one time in the past, one
time, and do you remember what happened? You got your @$$ taken straight to
the woodshed!!!

(The crowd lets out some mixed reactions)

Harry: But then you have myself, Hardcore Harry, The Ultraviolent Icon, The
King of Extreme, the BMWF Intercontinental Champion!!! I have fought day in
and day out for over two years and if Lowedown doesn't see that I am the
number one choice to join his stable he is ignorant!

JR: This is just sad, ever since Harry got some big wins defending his title
he has got WAY too big headed!

KING: True but I kinda like it JR.

JR: Oh, no doubt.

KING: What does that mean?

Harry: So tonight I promise you Lowedown that you will be shocked how
quickly and effectively I end this battle royal! You will then have no
choice but to take me aboard and make me the muscle of the LWO!

(The crowd boos at Harry)

Harry: Now if you people don't mind I have five people that I have to toss
over that top rope!

 

(The lights in the arena dim to complete darkness. Suddenly a blinding flash goes off with a thunderous boom.)
 
PA: Now it's your time to Perish!!!
 
("Superstar 2" By Saliva hits the PA system. Blue laser lights trace the crowd accompanied by golden strobes. Shane swaggers out from behind the curtain followed by Jacklyn J.. The two walk down the ramp and Shane rolls in when they reach the ring. Shane jumps onto a trnbuckle and looks at all the screaming fans. He hops down and asks for a mic.)
 
Shane: Lowedown I guaranteed a win in a bWo tournament. Tonight in your LwO battle royal I'm still going to win in my very own way.
 
(Shane tosses the mic out of the ring and waits for the rest of the competitors.)


 
(Two loud, rumbling growls from a Bengal tiger echo over the PA, and then an instantly recognizable Randy Rhoads guitar lick.) 
 
PA:  OH NO (OH NO)
        HERE WE GO (HERE WE GO NOW)
 
        OH NO (OH NO)
        HERE WE GO NOW
 
(“Flying High Again” by Ozzy Osbourne blares over the sound system.  The crowd goes absolutely crazy. A close-up picture of a Bengal tiger staring directly into the camera appears on the Bruisertron.  At the top of the entrance ramp, three deafening, green pyro pops go off, one after the other. Strobe lights bathe the arena in flickering green light as Howitzer steps from behind the curtain and heads for the ring, wearing his hunter green and yellow-striped wrestling shorts and black boots with his black, shrunk to fit  "I DON'T LIKE YOU" t-shirt.  Howitzer slaps hands with the fans near the barrier as he makes his way to the ring.)
 


("Battle Without Honor Or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei starts to play as the fans in the Hersheypark Arena look towards the entrance area. The fans in attendance start to buzz as the large muscular man we saw arriving earlier walks out onto the stage area.)

KING: Who is that JR?

JR: How should I know? He isn't one of our new applicants.

(The man turns to the entryway and motions to the back and the crowd pops as the man he was calling for walks out.)

JR: It's Ryushi Fujita! Fujita is back in the BMWF! The former Light Heavyweight champ was the mystery entrant in the battle royal.

(The crowd continues to cheer as Fujita walks down to the ring followed closely by the muscular man. Fujita's eyes never leave the men in the ring as he climbs the ringsteps and enters the ring.)

KING: Who is this guy?

JR: You have a bad memory, King!

KING: Oh, it's Himura Hayabusa!

 

(“Vertigo” plays and Tobey comes running out and hits the ring. Tobey is wearing his new attire, black leather pants with the letters TV CHAMPION written down the side.)

 

JR: Here comes Witherspoon!

KING:

JR: Here comes Master Z down the entrance ramp! What is Master Z doing out here again?

KING: He's been talking less and doing more! Just taking care of business, JR!

(Master Z hits the ring grabbing a steel chair en route.)

JR: Master Z hits the ring swinging wildly!

*CRACK*

*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*

*CRACK*

JR: Master Z is taking out all of the LWO Battle Royal applicants!

*CRACK*

JR: There goes Witherspoon!

*CRACK*

JR: THere goes Fujita@
KING: Didn't he get enough last week? He should know not to show his face around here for a while!

*CRACK*
*CRACK*

JR: Master Z has cleared house! He has a microphone!

(Master Z is breathing heavily but smiles as he speaks.)

Master Z: The "BLWO Battle Royal" Give me a break! All of you fools come out here and try to make yourselves look good for Lowedown? Lowedown is nothing! He can't even use the "Brotherhood" name any longer which is the only thing he could attribute his success to! Any man I see bowing down to that piece of trash Lowedown will have to answer to me like all of you did tonight!

JR: What in the world? What does Master Z have against Lowedown tonight?
KING: I don't know, I guess we'll have to wait and find out!

JR: Master Z has slid out of the ring! He doesn't look finished!

*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*

(Security hits ringside restraining Master Z from doing any more damage to the LWO applicants. Master Z smiles and raises his two titles high in the air.)

JR: Fans! We'll the competitors be able to continue? Don't go away!!




JR:Ladies and Gentlemen! We are about to start the LwO battle royal!

King:I can't believe someone would just drop the Hardcore title like this! This doesn't make sense!

JR:Lowedown wanted to give the opportunity to someone to join the...

PA:YA FEEL ME?!?

(Suddenly, "Lean Back" by Terror Squad begins to play as Lowedown,Flame, and Dozer makes his way from the entrance way wearing a bandana from his previous
match up against Scotty Scott as he looks around at the sold out crowd and pulls out a microphone. Flame and Dozer stand behind him and watch...)

Lowedown:So this is it? I mean, we have maybe one or two decent competitors in that ring right? As much as I wish I could say congratulations to you Tobey for becoming
the new Television champion, I just don't think I can. You won't hang onto that title that long anyways. What makes you think you can even hang onto the Hardcore title? I
wasn't going to do this, but I'm afraid I am going to do have to pull an LwO executive decision about this battle royal.

King:Executive decision? What is he talking about?

JR:This sounds like something bad!

Lowedown:I am afraid I am going to have to add one more competitor to this battle royal. Someone else here is interested in this match isn't that right brother?

(Dozer leans in...)

Dozer:Absolutely.

Lowedown:So, I think it's time that I introduce to you the last entrant to the LwO battle royal...coming down to the ring...

(Lowedown pauses as he turns towards the entrance and then...)

JR:Wait a second! Lowedown is heading towards the ring!

King:He did say that he was going to be part of this match somehow!

(Lily Garcia looks confused as she begins to introduce him...)

Lily:From Las Vegas, Nevada...weighing in at 260 pounds...LOWEDOWN!

JR:Lowedown is the final competitor in his own battle royal?

King:Maybe he thought there wasn't enough wrestlers and he didn't want to lose the Hardcore title to some moron! HAHAHA!

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!

Tobey goes after Howitzer first.
Tobey grabs Howitzer and nails him with a right hand.
Tobey then grabs Howitzer and whips him into the ropes.
Tobey then leaps and drop kicks Howitzer.
Tobey then waits for Howitzer to get up slowly and then he runs and clotheslines him.
Tobey climbs the turnbuckle and as Howitzer gets back up he does a missle drop kick.
Tobey then walks over and steps on the small of Howitzer’s back and steps on him and then poses with a big grin.

King: Just to add a little insult to injury.

JR: Yeah if there’s one thing that Tobey can do good it’s insult.

Tobey then waits for Howitzer to get back and then as Howtizer slowly rises Tobey goes for a spear but Howitzer moves out of the way quickly and Tobey misses and goes through the middle of the ropes and lands on the outside of the ring.

King: Tobey missed.

JR: But remember, you have to go over the top. Tobey is still in it.

Tobey is laying on the outside of the ring and not moving.

King: Howitzer is looking at Tobey laying outside of the ring and you know he is got to be thinking about going after him.

JR: He best keep his mind on the other opponents in that ring.

Tobey rolls over to the edge of the ring and rolls under the ring.

Witherspoon runs into the ropes.
Witherspoon misses with a clothesline.
Witherspoon misses with a clothesline.
LoweDown almost takes Witherspoon's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd erupts.
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
LoweDown misses with a clothesline.
Witherspoon hits LoweDown with a backdrop.
Witherspoon cracks his neck and screams "Whoo-a!".
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Witherspoon nails LoweDown with big boot to face.
The crowd is booing Witherspoon.
Witherspoon goes for a boot choke, but LoweDown blocks it.
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
Witherspoon misses with a clothesline.
Witherspoon catches LoweDown in a bearhug.

Howitzer tosses Harry over the top rope.

JR: Harry might be out right here King!

(Harry grabs ahold of the middle rope going down and lands on the ring
apron. Harry then quickly rolls under the bottom rope still in the match!)

KING: That was pretty close.

JR: Yeah but Harry had a nice reversal which keeps him in this match still.


(Hardcore Harry has Witherspoon in a full nelson. Harry lifts Witherspoon up
into the air and brings him crashing down on the back of his neck!)

JR: Harry has been ruthless against these men tonight!

(Harry stands Witherspoon up onto his feet and just slaps him in the face
and starts screaming in his face! Harry then lifts Witherspoon up and drives
him to the corner turnbuckle where he sets him up on top! Harry then stands
up onto the middle rope lifting Witherspoon up into a military press! Harry
then launches Witherspoon out of the ring sending him crashing down to the
floor below very hard!!!)

KING: AAAHHHHHH!!!!

** Witherspoon is ELIMINATED **

(Fujita comes running up behind Harry and shoves him off the top
rope, Harry holds on to the top rope and falls onto the ring apron and rolls
under the bottom rope not eliminated)

KING: That was close JR.

(Hardcore Harry and Ryushi Fujita are going at it.)

JR:Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with a shoulderblock.
Hardcore Harry hits Ryushi Fujita with a kick.
Hardcore Harry goes for a German suplex, but Ryushi Fujita counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Ryushi Fujita almost takes Hardcore Harry's head off with a clothesline
Ryushi Fujita smacks Hardcore Harry with a devastating clothesline .

J.R.: At the risk of plugging that crap-tastic actor Vin Diesel, King, this match has been fast and furious.
 
King: You got that straight, J.R.! One thing’s for sure…who ever wins this one earned it!
 
(Hardcore Harry and Tobey Miliken are duking it out near the ropes, while Howitzer is locked up with Shane Perish.)
 
J.R.: Action in the middle of the ring now, Howitzer has Shane Perish in a bearhug! He’s taking advantage of the chaos in the ring and draining the fight out of Sy!
 
(Shane Perish struggles to get out of the hold, but Howitzer keeps it locked in tight. Sy’s arms and legs spasm wildly, then the movements get weaker and weaker.)
 
King: Howitzer’s gonna drain him then toss him!
 
(Howitzer pulls harder and harder on Perish’s lower back as Shane slowly gives up his fight. Just when Howitzer is about to drag Perish over to the rope, Harry comes rushing from across the ring and hits Howitzer in the back of the head with an axe-handle smash. Both Howitzer and Perish go sagging over the top rope.)
 
J.R.: Now they’re both in trouble! Harry now, has each man by the waist and he’s trying to flip them both over the rope! This could drastically change the face of this match!
 
(With serious exertion, Harry gets both men flipped over the rope. Howitzer and Shane cling to the top rope as their feet slip off the ring apron. Howitzer gives a mighty pull on the rope and launches himself at Shane, connecting with a headbutt.)
 
J.R.: Howitzer landed the headbutt! And now Shane’s in la-la land, AND HARRY...wait he flips him back in!

KING: What a moron! he could have elimnated Shane right then and there!

(Shane Perish and Howitzer are going at it.)
JR: Shane Perish takes Howitzer down with reverse suplex.
Shane Perish is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Shane Perish hits Howitzer with a spinebuster.

(Hardcore Harry is whipped into the corner by Fujita, who is then spun around by Shane.

Uh oh, look at Howitzer!
 
(In the corner next to the one Harry is in, Howitzer has climbed to the middle turnbuckle and settled into his predator’s crouch.)
 
King: He’s set up for the Bengal Breaker!! Who’s he looking for??
 
(Fujita backs up a few steps and leaps at Harry, hitting a body splash in the corner. He tries to lift Hardcore Harry up and over, but Harry has enough in him to resist. Fujita backs up again for a second body splash. Just as he starts to run at Harry, Howitzer springs from the corner and hits the Bengal Breaker on him, driving him to the canvas in a wrap-up tackle. Howitzer springs up from the mat, and signals to Harry. Hardcore Harry nods.)
 
J.R.: Bengal Breaker! Howitzer hit it on Fujita, and the he didn’t even see it coming!! OH MY!! And now Howitzer and Hardcore Harry are looking to take out the trash! They’ve got Fujita by his arms and legs! There’s no way he can escape from this!
 
(Hardcore Harry and Howitzer lift Fujita up by his arms and legs. They rock his body back and forth three times.)
 
J.R. & CROWD: One…two…three!
 
(On “three,” Howitzer and Harry toss Fujita over the top rope. Fujita falls to the mat in a heap.)
 
J.R.: FUJITA’S BEEN ELIMINATED!! And don’t think that Howitzer didn’t enjoy THAT just a little bit!!
 
King: Unfair!! Unfair!!

JR: Wait! Harry just nailed Howitzer! He whips him into the ropes!

(Just as Howitzer is about to hit the ropes, William Black pulls down on the top rope. Howitzer goes tumbling to the outside of the ring. The referee comes over to see Howitzer laying on the outside of the ring. Black and Spirit both back away with their hands held up defensively, stating they had nothing to do with it. Predictably, the referee believes them and announces that Howitzer has been eliminated from the match.)

JR: Can you believe this King? William Black is cheating, but for who? Why is he doing this?

KING: I don't know JR... but it's good. William Black is so much better when he's cheating!

JR: Hold on! Look!

KING: We are down to only three men now folks!

JR: Harry is tittering! Lowedown may have him here!!!

(Harry reaches out and rakes the eyes of Lowedown causing him to release his
hold on Harry keeping him in the battle royal! Harry stands Lowedown up then
gives him a stiff kick delivering the low blow taking Lowedown down to his
knees!!!)

KING: Ouch!

(Harry then jerks Lowedown up by his hair and leans him over the top rope
screaming into his face too. Harry then spits into Lowedown's face jerking him
back towards the middle of the ring placing his head between his legs! Harry
flips Lowedown up into the air, extends him an extra foot or two then takes off
charging towards the ropes...)

JR: Lowedown punches Harry in the head.

KING: Harry dropped him!

JR: Shane dropkicks Lowedown!

KING: Lowedown falls through the middle and top ropes!

JR: But he's not eliminated!!

KING: Shane Perish and Hardcore Harry are left in the ring!

JR: This should be good.

(Both men stand there looking each other down. The crowd is feeling it and
start cheering causing mixed reactions to flow from the crowd. Both men walk
towards each other and meet face to face in the enter of the ring not saying
a word)

JR: The intensity in this arena is so great right now!

KING: I don't even think I can hear myself think!

JR: What?

(All of a sudden Harry takes a few steps back until his back is against the
ropes. Shane then does the same on the opposite side of the ring. The crowd
noise settles to a hush as the crowd looks on)

KING: What are they doing?

(Shane steps out onto the ring apron and as does Harry, then all of a sudden
at the same time both men jump off the ring apron and their feet hit the
floor at the exact same time!!!)

JR: WHAT THE HELL!?!

KING: WHA!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!

(Shane walks over to the side Harry and the commentators table is on. Both
men square off again but this time Shane holds his hand out towards Hardcore
Harry)

JR: Are you BLEEPing kidding me!?!

KING: What is going on!?!

(Harry looks down and a grin appears on his face as he shakes the hand of
Shane Perish! Before the announcer can say anything
Harry snatches the microphone from him. And the crowd stands in awe waiting
to find out what is going on)

Harry: A good man once taught me to love a stable, a stable I have held in
my heart for many many months now. So Lowedown, KISS MY
@$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KING: WHAT!!!!!!!

Harry: If you thought I would truly stand by you, you are seriously mistaken
because out of all these years you are by far one of my most hated
enemies!!! And I'll be damned if I am going to join the "LWO"!!! Shane and I
came up with a little plan, not only to screw you over, but to be one of the
most dominate stables in this generation of the BMWF! So as of this moment,
the stable I love is now reopened for business, THE UNION!!!

JR: WHAT IN BY GAWD!!!!

KING: Oh, no! Not the Union again! I can't believe this, what in the world.

Harry: Sorry Lowedown if we uh, crumbled you little hopes of creating a
stable, I truly am, but you have to understand. This was strictly business!
Oh and Lowedown, I will also be truly sorry if you take this person because
I would hate for a multi-time World Champion to be the first victim of, "The
New" Union! Now my friend here has something to say and each and every one
of you will listen to him!

(Shane looks around the arena and laughs. Jacklyn has her arms wrapped
around him.)
Shane: Thats right THE "NEW" UNION!!! Harry and I have a "NEW" vision. A
vision that former members couldn't see and couldn't obtain. So Harry and I
have taken it upon ourselves to do reach this vision.

JR: What vision is he talking about?

King: I have no Idea.

Shane: We will become the most dominant, the most renowned, the most
recognized, and most powerful stable in this company's history. We plan to
show this federation what the "NEW" UNION is capable of and all about. And
like I said earlier tonight there is a war coming pick your sides wisely.

(The three climb into the ring taunting as the crowd goes into an uproar
against what has taken place)

KING: What will Lowedown say about this?

JR: More like what WILL Lowedown do about this.

KING: Whatever it is, I hope it don't involve fires!!!

JR: Wait a minute! The ref is telling the Lilly something.

LILLY: Shane, Harry and Lowedown went through the ropes not over them! Therefore, this match must continue!!!

KING: HA HA HA!

JR: But what about Tobey?

(Lowedown whips Perish into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but misses. Dozer nails Perish in the back of the head with a singapore cane that staggers him. Lowedown suddenly comes
out of nowhere and catches Perish with a clothesline that sends Perish over the top rope...)

(Lowedown nails Harry with a blatant low blow and then military presses Harry high in the air and drops him over the top rope. Lowedown drops him right on the apron and then bounces off the
ropes and nails Harry with a baseball slide dropkick that sends Harry to the floor...)

KING: HA HA! That was quick!



King: Whatever happened to Tobey Miliken. He went out of the match and never returned.

JR: Perhaps he was injured more than we thought.

(Suddenly from under the ring comes Tobey Miliken. Tobey slides back into the ring and as the celebration begins, Tobey turns his opponent around and whips him into the ropes and follows after and clotheslines him over the top rope.)

King: What the….

JR: I don’t believe it.

King: Tobey was biding his time.

JR: But Lowedown didn't hit the floor!! 

JR:Lowedown is now looking right over at Tobey and pointing his finger at him!

King:Well, he's not using his index finger that's for sure! HAHAHA!

(Lowedown rushes Tobey and takes him down with a spear that sends him to the ground. Lowedown begins slamming the head of Tobey repeatedly to the mat as the crowd
watches on and chants his name. Lowedown picks up Tobey and nails him with a kick to the gut and then nails him with a kick to the side of the head. Lowedown grabs Tobey
by the hair and whips Tobey into the ropes. Lowedown suddenly stops and waves at Tobey as Dozer is seen reaching up and pulls down on the top rope and watches Tobey fly over
the top rope...)

JR:Lowedown just cheated Tobey out of the Hardcore title and becoming a part of the LwO!

King:I don't think Lowedown wanted him in there in the first place!

JR:Look at this! Lowedown is standing in the corner and Ryushi is back in the ring and standing across the ring from him! This crowd is on their feet!

King: how did Rudy Fuji get into this match anyway?

(Lowedown slowly begins to make his way towards Ryushi and holds his arms out and makes a motion towards Ryushi who remains motionless. Lowedown gets right to the center of
the ring and "draws the line" and motions for him to cross it. Ryushi smirks at Lowedown and then begins to walk forward towards him and gets right up in his face. Both men begin to
trash talk each other as William Black suddenly leaps up on the apron and begins to shout at both men. Lowedown looks over at Black and walks over to Black and leans against the rope
as he listens to William Black for a moment. William Black then steps into the ring and makes a motion for Ryushi to come over to speak with him. Ryushi looks confused for a moment as
he listens to William Black and then after hearing what he has to say, he walks back over and makes his way to the corner. Lowedown looks over at Flame who tosses him a microphone...)

Lowedown:Now just hang on one second people! I would just like to say this right here and right now! I came into this match because the men who entered this tournament really weren't
in my league! Minus a few specific individuals as you see here!

JR:What is he talking about here?

King:I'm not sure!

Lowedown:I spoke with Ryushi a few weeks ago and made him an offer on a way to bring him back into the business! One of the best Light Heavyweights in the business wanted to come back
and show the BMWF that he still has what it takes to be one of the best in this business! I asked him to come back and he came back!

JR:Lowedown recruited Ryushi?

King:This is getting interesting.

Lowedown:Then, we come to this sorry sack of BLEEP known as William Black!

(Black gives Lowedown a dirty look as Lowedown pats him on the shoulder...)

Lowedown:Black has been one of the most underrated wrestlers around here and here tonight...it changes! William Black is another individual that I contacted about becoming another
associate of mine. I told William Black that he was someone that deserved better here in the BMWF. All the other wrestlers in the back wouldn't show him respect, but I would. I believed in
Black when others wouldn't! I believe in you William!

(Lowedown makes his way back over to William and places his hand on his shoulder...)

Lowedown:You, Ryushi, and myself will give these other no talent, mid carder, low class, sonofableeps something to worry about here in the BMWF! You up for it Black?

(Black shakes his head affirmatively...)

Lowedown:Ryushi? You up for it?

(Ryushi shakes his head affirmatively as well...)

Lowedown:Now, before anyone gets any ideas here...understand that the bWo name can't be used and I've just been sent another ultimatum that the LwO name can't be used for some dumb@$$
reason. So, I am afraid we are going to have to go to good ol' fashioned...Plan C!

(Lowedown rips off his LwO t-shirt and reveals an old t-shirt of his...)

JR:The Family?

King:I don't think anyone will sue him for that one!

Lowedown:Boys and girls, this name was only used by myself and a few of the others that were here used this name and I thought that since I used it before, I would just go ahead and use it one
more time!

(Lowedown walks to the center of the ring as Flame and Dozer climb into the ring...)

Lowedown:Looks like we have some definite...FAMILY BUSINESS!

("Lean Back" begins to play as the entire group raises their arms up and then hit a corner and climb to the second turnbuckle...)

KING: Wow! The Union Local 2876 is back and so is the Family! And people make a big stink every time the bWo comes back!

JR: We're outta time!

KING: YAHHH!

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