The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

(The camera cuts backstage to a hallway where The Judge, White Lightning, and Big Kev Nash are shown standing around. Big Kev Nash has a steel chair in his hand is is looking around as The Judge and White Lightning talk.)

Judge: So you think this big guy can do it? I bet you two dollars he can't!

White Lightning: Would he be my bodyguard if he couldn't? You're on!

Nash: There he is!

(The camera shots down the hallway to see two figures...one is Clancy R. Beauregarde and the other is Truck.)

Judge: So, what are you standing around here for?

(Big Kev Nash charges down the hallway and hits Truck with a forearm smash. Big Kev Nash shoves Clancy into the wall and then hits a big boot on Truck. Nash picks Truck up and drives his head straight into the wall. The Judge and White Lightning walk over and stand over Truck.)

White Lightning: He looks a bit shaken too me.

Judge: Fine, a deal is a deal.

(The Judge hands White Lightning two dollars and looks at Truck.)

Judge: I would have sneak attacked you by myself, but I didn't want to get my $2,000 shirt dirty. I'll see you in the ring buddy.

(The Judge, White Lightning, and Big Kev Nash walk off as the camera fades.)

JR: They almost killed him for...two dollars?

King: Two dollars can go a lot these days...now White Lightning can buy a few gumballs!

LILLY: This contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall.

From El Paso, Texas...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...

Latino Heat

PA: Viva la raza!

(The Los Guerrero’s music hits up as the crowd cheers and the ’63 Chevy Impala pulls out from the side of the entrance area. A camera inside the car shows Latino Heat driving down, bobbing his head to the music and having a good time.)

PA: We Lie… We Cheat… We Steal

(He drives the car down to the base of the ring, drops it down, and starts up the hydraulics. The fans go wild as the car bounces up and down from left to right. He stops the car, and steps out. He rolls into the ring and takes a walk around the ring for a moment. He goes over to the ropes, goes up the turnbuckle and holds his arms out. He beats his chest a few times and drops down to the mat. He grabs a mic and looks out into the crowd.)

Latino Heat: Ryushi Fujita, the champ, gets the unlucky draw of going up against The Heat tonight. Ya’ got a lucky draw tonight, essa. And let me tell ya why. I’m sick of losing. I’m sick of getting’ beat by people left and right. From Eco to White Lighning to Eco again, I had enough. And then I go up against Lowe and I pass out and lose the match. That ain’t the way I do it. I ain’t gonna be standin’ around here smilin’ after going out that way. So right now, I ain’t a happy man. Normally, I’m pretty content. Normally, I’ll have a good time. But not tonight, essa. And you gotta pay for that. You gotta get taken out because of that. You gotta be embarrassed. I don’t like to do it. I don’t like to be the bad guy. But a guy like me can only lose so many times. I’m a Guerrero. I’m not supposed to lose. It ain’t natural. I’m ridin’ into this match unhappy. I’m ridin’ out a winner. It’s that simple. So listen up and take my advice. If ya’ can’t stand this Heat… then stay out of my kitchen… because you will get burned.

LILLY: His opponent...
From Tokyo, Japan...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

The BMWF Light Heavyweight Champion...
Ryushi Fujita

("When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin begins to play and a single light hits a small mirror ball above the wrestler's entrance, splitting the light into thousands of "diamonds" that swirl across the crowd. A pretty good pop from the crowd greets Ryushi Fujita as he walks out onto the stage area and he works the crowd with the BMWF Light Heavyweight Title around his waist. He slaps hands with the ringside fans as he makes his way down the aisle and slides inside the ring. He unbuckles the belt and hands it to the ref before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times while he waits for Latino Heat to enter the ring.)

JR: There's the bell!
Latino Heat chops Ryushi Fujita.
Latino Heat is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Latino Heat chops Ryushi Fujita.
A fan at ringside badmouths Latino Heat.
Ryushi Fujita punches Latino Heat.
The chants for Ryushi Fujita are deafening.
Latino Heat chops Ryushi Fujita.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Ryushi Fujita hits Latino Heat.
Ryushi Fujita hits an inverted DDT on Latino Heat.
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat hits Ryushi Fujita with a shoulderblock.
Latino Heat takes Ryushi Fujita down with a brain buster.
Latino Heat goes for the Frog Splash, but Ryushi Fujita blocks it.
Latino Heat runs into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita misses with a clothesline.
Latino Heat misses with a shoulderblock.
Ryushi Fujita nails Latino Heat with an inverted DDT.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ryushi Fujita.
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat nails Ryushi Fujita with a dropkick.
Latino Heat nails Ryushi Fujita with a dropkick.
Latino Heat is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
Latino Heat is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Latino Heat uses a backbreaker on Ryushi Fujita.
Latino Heat hits a power bomb on Ryushi Fujita.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Latino Heat goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Ryushi Fujita
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Jack Slone counts: One, shoulder up.
Ryushi Fujita leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Ryushi Fujita hits an inverted DDT on Latino Heat.
Ryushi Fujita throws Latino Heat out of the ring.
Ryushi Fujita rolls out under the bottom rope.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jack Slone counts: 1.
Latino Heat is starting to bleed.
Jack Slone counts: 2.
Jack Slone counts: 3.
Ryushi Fujita reenters the ring.
Latino Heat climbs back into the ring.
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita misses with a kick.
Latino Heat misses with a shoulderblock.
Ryushi Fujita smacks Latino Heat with a devastating clothesline .
Jack Slone removes the chair from the ring.
Ryushi Fujita whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Latino Heat misses with a clothesline.
Latino Heat hits Ryushi Fujita with an elbow.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
Latino Heat is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Latino Heat hits a flying dropkick on Ryushi Fujita.
Latino Heat is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Latino Heat executes a power bomb on Ryushi Fujita.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.
Latino Heat hits Ryushi Fujita with a bodyslam.
Latino Heat executes a slingshot somersault splash on Ryushi Fujita.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Latino Heat hits a belly-to-back suplex on Ryushi Fujita.
Latino Heat hits Ryushi Fujita with a spinning backbreaker.
The crowd is booing Latino Heat.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Fujita whips Latino Heat into the corner and quickly charges in only to be met by a back elbow that staggers him back. Latino Heat quickly climbs the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a tornado DDT! Latino Heat picks up Fujita and slams him to the mat and once agin climbs the turnbuckle. He signals for the frog splash and just as he leaps Fujita rolls out of the way but Latino Heat does a diving roll instead and spins around and attempts a clothesline. Fujita counters the clotehsline with a reverse neckbreaker.

Ryushi Fujita nails him with a shooting star leg drop.
The crowd is giving Ryushi Fujita a standing ovation.
He goes for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

*DING DING*

(Hardcore Harry is seen walking back and fourth with a steel chair in his
hand and there’re two referees pleading with Harry to put the chair down and
to calm down while he is at it. All of a sudden Slim Jim Sullivan comes into
view with a microphone in his hand)

Slim: Harry, why are you ticked off, what happened?

Harry: I’ll tell you why I am BLEEEEEEP off Slim, first of all I accept the
challenge to Lowedown then I hear some rumors that he is spreading about me.
That BLEEP just isn’t going to fly so you know what Slim? If he is going to
be in that mystery main event tonight I am going to march my @$$ down to
that ring with my little friend here and pay him a visit!!!

Slim: But what if he isn’t in the main event Harry?

(Harry has a look of surprise on his face)

Harry: If he isn’t in the main event then I will hunt is sorry @$$ down
backstage!!!

(Harry shoves Slim Jim aside along with the referees and storms off with the
chair still in his hand)

Fade......

>>>

(The scene opens up in the trainer's room where a medic is attending to the
Dawg. Suddenly, Tyrone burst into the room with a hollow steel pipe)

Tyrone: SURPRISE MUDDA (beep)A!!!

(Tyrone blows past the medic and catches the Dawg in the face with the pipe,
knocking him to the floor.)

JR: WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE RESTRAIN TYRONE?! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!

(Tyrone begins to stop on the Dawgs neck. He catches the Dawg in the chin
and blood shoots out of Dawg's mouth.)

King: Ha ha! Dawg's like a bloody Ol' Faithful!

JR: This isn't funny King! Tyrone has crossed the line with this rivary
with the dawg!

(Tyrone lays in a few more shots with the pipe before throwing it down on
the Dawg and spitting on him)

Tyrone: IT'S OVER NOW (BEEP)! I'M (beep)IN' DONE WITCHA!!!! I'M DA BIG DAWG
IN DIS YARD!!! DIS IS MY YARD, SON!!! MINE!!! I OWN YOU!!!!!!

(Tyrone walks of the trainer's room)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Jacksonville, NC...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...

Hardcore Harry

LILLY: His opponent...
Weighing in at 300 pounds...

Awesome Mike

KING: Harry was scheduled to meet Sebastian Clarke, but Clarke isn't here again tonight!

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Hardcore Harry hits a German suplex on Awesome Mike.
Rick Patrick counts: One, kickout.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
Hardcore Harry is getting a ticked look amidst all the boos.
Hardcore Harry goes for a piledriver, but Awesome Mike blocks it.
Awesome Mike uses a German suplex on Hardcore Harry.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Awesome Mike almost takes Hardcore Harry's head off with a running lariat
A portion of the crowd is cheering Awesome Mike.
Awesome Mike attempts to place Hardcore Harry on the turnbuckle, but
Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Awesome Mike uses a jack-knife power bomb on Hardcore Harry.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Awesome Mike goes for a forearm smash, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry hits Awesome Mike.
The cheers for Hardcore Harry are drowning out the boos.
Hardcore Harry punches Awesome Mike.
Hardcore Harry kicks Awesome Mike.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Hardcore Harry whips Awesome Mike into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry takes Awesome Mike down with the Sky High.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Hardcore Harry uses a big boot to the face on Awesome Mike.
Hardcore Harry throws Awesome Mike out of the ring.
Rick Patrick counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Awesome Mike reenters the ring.
Hardcore Harry takes Awesome Mike down with a German suplex.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Hardcore Harry goes for a piledriver, but Awesome Mike blocks it.
Awesome Mike hits Hardcore Harry.
Awesome Mike acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Hardcore Harry punches Awesome Mike.
Awesome Mike kicks Hardcore Harry.
Awesome Mike punches Hardcore Harry.
Awesome Mike kicks Hardcore Harry.
Awesome Mike is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Awesome Mike attempts to place Hardcore Harry on the turnbuckle, but
Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Awesome Mike runs into the ropes.
Awesome Mike goes for a flying lariat, but Hardcore Harry ducks out of the way.
Hardcore Harry chops Awesome Mike.
Hardcore Harry kicks Awesome Mike.
Hardcore Harry nails Awesome Mike with the Sky High.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.

>>>

(Lowedown is seen making his way over to a figure in the distance as he begins to walk faster. As he approaches the figure, he taps him on the shoulder and speaks...)

LD:Hello...Kurt.

(Kurt Dangle turns around and puts down the glass of milk on the table next to him...)

Kurt:I had nothing to do with this champ! You gotta believe me!

LD:Kurt, I got nothing against you Kurt. You know you're cool with me. I just don't want you to take this match personally. You're still bWo in my book. Z and I have a problem and someone is going to get hurt tonight.

Kurt:That's not me I hope?

LD:Look, I just want to wrestle your best match plain and simple partner. Doze is coming there to wrestle, but I'm going out there to rip Z's head right off his body! Ya feel me Kurt?

Kurt:Just don't mistake me for Z alright?

LD:Kurt, I think the fans have been going about something the wrong way here. You Kurt, you don't suck. Master Z on the other hand...sucks big! And when I get through with Z tonight, we'll throw a bWo party acknowledging your brave heroics.

Kurt:Really?

LD:Without question. All the milk you can drink partner. I'll see you in the ring.

Kurt:Right back at you homie!

LD:Huh?

Kurt:Um...sure thing.

(Lowedown walks away as Kurt grabs his milk off the table...)

Kurt:This is going to be bad. Oh it's true. It's d@mn true!

fade...

(Cameras go backstage to see White Lightning stretching out and jumping around. Michael Bole approaches him.)

Bole: White Lightning, can I get a quick word with you before your match?

White Lightning: Make it quick

Bole: White Lightning, it seems that every week you are defending the TV Title…(White Lightning cuts him off)

White Lightning: Bole, I am the true fighting champion. I come out here week after week and defend this title. Tonight is no different when I come up against Elektroshock.

Bole: That's my next question, what are your thoughts on facing electroshock tonight?

White Lightning: Elektroshock should be called Elektro-SUCK! Against the Chosen One, he has no chance of winning the match. Elektroshock has to go one on one with the career killer tonight, are you sure he is even in the building? I know I wouldn't be if I had to face myself. Tonight, I will show the world that electroshock does indeed….SUCK!

Bole: I would like to ask you one more question

White Lightning: Nah, I don't have enough time

Bole: Sure, you do, just one more

(Big Kev approaches Michael Bole and backs him into the a wall.)

Big Kev: Listen here you Little BLEEP! There are no more questions!

(Big Kev releases Michael Bole and he quickly runs away. White Lightning and Big Kev laugh as the camera fades.....)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Embalmer...
Hailing from Pittsburgh, PA...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

"The Franchise" Shame Douglas

KING: Well, obviously Elecktroshock isn't here!

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Memphis, TN...
Weighing in at 213 pounds...

The BMWF TV Champion...
White Lightning

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare through the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage. He has the TV Title strapped around his waist. Walking out behind him is Big Kev Nash. White Lightning walks down the ramp and enters the ring.

JR: White Lightning looks to be ready to tear into Elektroshock

JR: King, please!

King: Even if he's not, he always has Big Kev to help him out!

(White Lightning takes off the TV Title and hands it to Big Kev on the outside of the ring.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Shame Douglas hits White Lightning with a back suplex.
Shame Douglas hits a Hotshot on White Lightning.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shame Douglas.
Shame Douglas is going for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Shame Douglas goes for a monkey flip, but White Lightning blocks it.
White Lightning executes a chop on Shame Douglas.
White Lightning throws Shame Douglas out of the ring.
White Lightning goes outside.
White Lightning whips Shame Douglas into the guardrail.
White Lightning nails Shame Douglas with a Northern Lights suplex.
Rick Patrick counts: 1.
White Lightning whips Shame Douglas into the guardrail.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
White Lightning is starting to get more cheers than boos.
White Lightning throws Shame Douglas back into the ring.
White Lightning covers Shame Douglas.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
White Lightning hits Shame Douglas with a standing sidekick.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
Shame Douglas goes for an armdrag takedown, but White Lightning blocks it.
White Lightning uses a Russian legsweep on Shame Douglas.
White Lightning acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
The Embalmer trips White Lightning.
Rick Patrick threatens Shame Douglas with disqualification.
Rick Patrick warns The Embalmer.
Rick Patrick is back on the job.
White Lightning nails Shame Douglas with a belly-to-belly suplex.
White Lightning acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
Shame Douglas hits White Lightning with a backdrop.
Shame Douglas nails White Lightning with a faceslam.
Shame Douglas hoists White Lightning high into the air with a vertical suplex, t
hen sends White Lightning crashing hard to the mat.
Shame Douglas whips White Lightning into the ropes, but White Lightning
reverses it.
Shame Douglas hits White Lightning with a shoulderblock.
Shame Douglas uses a legsweep on White Lightning.
Shame Douglas whips White Lightning into the turnbuckle.
Shame Douglas goes for a back suplex, but White Lightning
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
White Lightning complains about a slow count.
Shame Douglas nails White Lightning with an inside cradle.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Shame Douglas hits White Lightning with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Shame Douglas executes a dropkick on White Lightning.
Shame Douglas takes White Lightning down with a chop.
Shame Douglas goes for a monkey flip, but White Lightning blocks it.
White Lightning whips Shame Douglas into the ropes.
White Lightning takes Shame Douglas down with a standing sidekick.
White Lightning takes Shame Douglas down with a drop toehold.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
White Lightning acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
White Lightning whips Shame Douglas into the turnbuckle, but Shame Douglas
reverses it.
Shame Douglas runs into the ropes.
White Lightning nails Shame Douglas with a standing sidekick.
White Lightning goes for a standing sidekick, but Shame Douglas blocks it.
Shame Douglas chops White Lightning.
Shame Douglas is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
White Lightning chops Shame Douglas.
A portion of the crowd is booing White Lightning.
White Lightning punches Shame Douglas.
White Lightning kicks Shame Douglas.
White Lightning goes for a snap suplex, but Shame Douglas counters it with
a small package.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Shame Douglas whips White Lightning into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Shame Douglas with an elbow.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
A portion of the crowd is booing White Lightning.
White Lightning runs into the ropes.
White Lightning hits Shame Douglas with a kick.
White Lightning gives the sign for the Flash.
White Lightning executes the Flash on Shame Douglas.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to White Lightning.
White Lightning goes for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to White Lightning.

*DING DING*

(The scene opens in the Prime Time locker room. Tamer is doing sit ups.
Rachel walks in. Rachel looks frustrated)

Rachel: (Beep)in' idiot!

(Tamer stands up.)

Tamer: Huh?

(Rachel kind of smiles.)

Rachel: Oh not you. It's just that my boyfriend is being a butthead again.

Tamer: Oh phew, I actually thought you were mad at me.

Rachel: Never. I just can’t believe he thinks he can just walk back in and
I’ll take him back. you know I just won't stand for it. I don't care how
much he begs!

Tamer: Rachel calm down. Look forget about Tyrone. He didn’t realize how
lucky he was obviously. You’re beautiful, intelligent; you’ve got a great
heart. I mean anybody would be damn lucky to have you as friend much less a
girlfriend.

(Rachel smiles.)

Rachel: Thanks. you always manage to cheer me up. What would I ever do with
out you?

Tamer: *Winks* I don’t know. Seriously though. You should know that it’s his
loss.

Rachel: But do you think there's something wrong with me?

Tamer: Not possible. There isn’t enough time too describe what a great and
wonderful woman you are.

(Rachel blushes. Tamer smiles.)

Rachel: I can never stay in a bad mood around you.

Tamer: I can never be close to you and not feel like I’m in a great dream.

Rachel: Wait, what-

(Tamer leans in and kisses Rachel on the lips. After a short peck Tamer
stands up straight. Tamer looks kind of embarrassed.)

Rachel: Um Josh…

Tamer: I’m sorry Rachel. Just forget I did that. I’m sor-

Rachel: You have no idea how long it’s been...

(Rachel leaps to her feet and throws her arms around him. The two begin to
kiss passionately. The Prime Time door suddenly swings open and Vernon steps
in.)

Vern: Surprise…Ooh My!!!!

(Rachel and Tamer quickly break the lip lock. Rachel quickly runs out the
door. Vern is standing there smiling at Tamer)

Vern: Well…

Tamer: It wasn’t what it looked like.

Vern: But wasn’t it? I mean to me it looks like you two were kissing, making
out, playing tonsil hockey, the good old French kiss. Look my good friend.
This is no place for me to intervene. I’m going to go try on the new outfit
I just had made.

Tamer: Okay then.

Vern: I’ll talk to you about this later. If you want to.

Tamer: Alrighty then.

(Vern walks off as the camera fades.)

(Truck is standing backstage with Cherri Runnels.)

Cherri: Truck, tonight you have a golden opportunity,
as you take on The Judge for the Hardcore
Championship.

Truck: That's right, Miss Cherri.

Cherri: So do you anticipate any problems? Judge is
a very crafty competitor.

Truck: Y'know, that boy's got some moves, I'll give
him that. But he's anythin' but hardcore. Under that
robe o' his, he's as soft as they come. Me, I done
lived a hard life already. I been workin' since I was
a little boy to help my mama make ends meet. I grew
up on the bayou, Miss Cherri. Gators an' snakes an'
what not. I seen it all in my lifetime. People wanna
underestimate me, cuz I ain't been wrasslin' long, and
they thinks I's stupid or somethin'. I'm a tell you
right now...Truck don' take no crap from no one, and
when I see somethin' I want, I work an' work 'til I
gets it. I've decided the Hardcore Title would look a
whole hell of a lot better 'round my waist.
Judge...he don't deserve it. T'night, I'm a take it
from him.

Cherri: What about his friends?

Truck: I don' give a damn if he's friends with the
President, the Pope, or even Bono. That boy ain't
gonna be able to walk outta this match without knowin'
he just got hit by the Truck!

(Truck exits.)

Cherri: A very determined Truck, looking to take the
Hardcore Title tonight! On with the show!

LILLY: This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout match scheduled for

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
From Breaux Bridge, LA...
Weighing in at 346 pounds...

Truck

(Note: RP #2 - Truck's Match)

P.A.: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

(As John Lee Hooker begins to play over the arena's
sound system, Truck steps out to the top of the ramp.
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde is right behind him. Truck
raises his fist in the air and smiles at the crowd.
They make their way to the ring, and Truck enters,
heading to his corner to await the start of the
match.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Executioner...
Hailing from Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

The BMWF Hardcore Champion...
The Judge

PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!

(The bWo theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the ramp. The Judge and The Executioner appear from behind the curtains and begin to make their way down to the ring to get a mixed reaction from the fans. The Judge is wearing a black bWo shirt and has the BMWF Hardcore title wrapped around his waist. The two men enter the ring and The Judge raises his Hardcore title in the air as The Executioner grabs the mic from the ring announcer. The Executioner hands The Judge the mic to get a mixed reaction from the crowd.)

Judge: Ladies and gentlemen, please quiet down now that the Greatest Hardcore Champion of all time has decided to honor you with his presence.

JR: Is Tyrone Smith coming out?

King: NO JR, he's talking about himself!

Judge: Truck, I hope you learned a lesson backstage before...do not mess with The Judge. I am the Greatest Light-Heavyweight Champion, the Greatest Hardcore Champion, and not to mention the ULTIMATE Tuff Enuff Champion! I am setting the bar for all the future BMWF stars. I have been here the longest out of all the "new" guys, and I plan on becoming the first "new" superstar to become BMWF World Heavyweight Champion!

King: Whoah!

JR: Well, Hardcore Harry may be getting the World title shot at Season's Beatings and he has been here just as long as The Judge.

Judge: Truck, you are nothing to me. Have you even ever won a title yet big man? You walk around with your fancy car and new house, but do you really deserve to stay there? I mean, with the exception of Tamer and Aquatic, all your Prime Time buddies have titles right now. What have you been doing to hold up your side of the stable? Driving them around?

JR: That's mean...The Judge has no right to do this!

Judge: Truck, tonight I'll do you a favor and end your pathetic wrestling career, and THAT...IS...FINAL!

(The Judge drops the mic and waits for Truck.)

*DING DING*

Truck rushes at Judge, hitting a clothesline that
sends him flying over the top rope to the floor.
Truck climbs out after him.
Judge is starting to move around a bit.
Truck grabs a steel chair, folds it up, and heads
after Judge.
He slams the chair hard across Judge's back one, two,
three times, before discarding it in search of
something else.
He looks under the ring, and proceeds to pull out a
garbage can full of weaponry.

JR: Looks like Truck's found something under there!

King: Who put that there! This is an outrage!

JR: Can it, King. You know there are always weapons
under the ring!

King: But still...

JR: Why, look at this!

Truck grabs a bowling ball and walks over to Judge,
who is starting to stand up.
Truck nails Judge with a boot to the gut, sending him
falling back into the crowd barrier.

JR: He's going to...no! He can't do this! My gawd!

Truck backs up and rolls the bowling ball directly
into Judge's exposed groin.

King: Ha! That'll sure cause some disappointment to
a lot of ladies in his future!

JR: That was brutal!

Truck heads in and goes on the offensive again, laying
the boots to Judge's prone body.

They are in the ring.
Truck hits a Gorilla Press on The Judge.
Truck smacks The Judge with a devastating clothesline .
Truck takes The Judge down with haymaker.
Truck goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge takes Truck down with neckbreaker.
The Judge hits Truck with a DDT.
The Judge is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Judge hits Truck with a big boot to the face.
The Judge hits a DDT on Truck.
The Judge further incites the crowd.
The Judge goes for a piledriver, but Truck blocks it.
Truck almost takes The Judge's head off with a clothesline
Truck whips The Judge into the ropes.
Truck misses with an elbow.
The Judge hits Truck with a shoulderblock.
The Judge pretends to bang his gavel.
The Judge further incites the crowd.
The Judge takes Truck down with a DDT.
The Judge is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The Judge goes for a legdrop, but Truck rolls out of the way.
Truck whips The Judge into the ropes.
Truck hits The Judge with a clothesline.
The Judge falls out of the ring.
Truck goes outside..

JR: The Judge and Truck are fighting on the outside!
Truck picks Judge up and throws him over the ring barrier.
Truck goes to follow him over but The Judge suddenly jumps up and smashes a fan's beer bottle over the head of Truck.
The dazed Truck leans against the ring barrier.
The Judge takes a running start, then runs forward and hits a cross body block, sending Judge and Truck tumbling back to the ringside area.

The Judge throws Truck back into the ring.
The Judge executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Truck.
The Judge executes a legdrop on Truck.

The ring is now littered with various items.
Truck grabs Judge and locks on a bearhug.
The ref checks for the submission.
Judge shakes his head, refusing to submit.
After 20 seconds, Truck unceremoniously drops Judge to
the mat.

Truck: BOOM BOOM!

Truck bends to grab Judge, and gets a forearm to the
groin for his troubles.
As Truck is doubled over in pain, Judge grabs a kendo
stick.
He strikes, breaking the kendo stick over Truck's
head.

JR: Truck's busted open!

King: Yeah, but now he looks angry! This is gonna be
great!

JR: Judge hasn't noticed that Truck is standing
again!

Truck walks up behind Judge.
Judge turns around and finds Truck's gigantic hand
wrapped around his throat.
Truck scores with a choke slam.
Truck is looking around for a weapon.
He grins and grabs a length of barbed wire, holding it
up for the crowd to see.

JR: Uh oh! We've seen what Truck will do with barbed
wire before!

Truck proceeds to wrap the barbed wire around his
forehead.

Truck: BOOM BOOM!

Judge starts to get to his feet.
Truck takes the opportunity and runs at Judge.
He strikes Judge with a head-to-head barbed wire
Collision!

JR: Both men are bleeding profusely now, King!

King: But Truck doesn't seem to be phased by it! He
looks like he's in the zone!

JR: This is disgusting! I can't believe Truck would
do that to himself!

PA: MORE.. HU... MAN....

JR: It looks like Tyrone's coming out here for a closer look at the Hardcore
Championship match.

King: We all know Tyrone has some weird obsession with the Hardcore Title
JR.

(Tyrone walks down to the ringside area with a larg gym bag and a sighn that
reads "Judge's Hardcore SUX!". He opens the gym bag and begins to toss
objects into the ring)

JR: Tyrone has lost his ever-loving mind! He's adding weapons to this match!

King: I guess he's showing those two what Hardcore weapons really are!

(Tyrone walks over to the announcers' table and put on a headset)

Tyrone: JR, King.. how ya boys doing?

JR: Fine, thank you. Tyrone, why exactly are you out here?

Tyrone: I've been watchin' dis (beep) Judge call himself hardcore! He's a
rass disgrace to da title! Dis match is so d@mn boring, so I t'ought I'd
liven it up!

JR: With a TOASTER?!

Tyrone: Yeah, I figured it'd get dat punk Judge "cookin'"!

King: HA HA! Cooking, JR!

JR: I heard!

Tyrone: Well, boy! I gotta get back and get ready for my match 'gainst my
boy, Scotty.

(Tyrone drops his headset and walks past the ring again, booing the action
in the ring and making his way back up the ramp)

Truck is going for the cover.
Earl Hepner counts: One, kickout.
Truck hits head pound on mat on The Judge.
Truck covers The Judge.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Truck nails The Judge with head pound on mat.
Truck hits a shoulderblock on The Judge.
Truck nails The Judge with a Samoan Drop.
Truck hits a shoulderblock on The Judge.
Truck hits head pound on mat on The Judge.

JR: Truck tosses The Judge out of the ring!
Truck sticks his head between the ropes to grab The Judge but The Judge grabs a chair and cracks Truck over the head with it.
Truck falls to the mat as The Judge goes to the top rope, still holding the chair.
As Truck slowly gets up, The Judge leaps off the turnbuckle, placing the chair under his fist and nails Truck with the Gavel Smash.

King: Oww!

JR: The Judge covers Truck!
The Judge executes the Gavel Smash on Truck.
The Judge goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
The Judge is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

*DING DING*

(The BruiserTron lights up, revealing a computerized
representation of the solar system. The shot starts to
zoom in, traveling past Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and
all the other planets as it homes in on Earth. We
break through the atmosphere, clouds parting, as the
focus sets on the continent of North America. We pull
in closer, as a glowing outline surrounds North
America. Closer still, and the state of California is
highlighted. Closer and closer...southern California.
Faster and faster we zoom in until, in a rush of
colour and light, we find ourselves landing right in
front of the Prime Time Mansion! Cue the music! "Prime
Time" by Promoe begins to play, but it is a peppier,
bouncier, swinging version, baby! Cut to face shots of
all the members of Prime Time, with appropriate
captions to designate their names. Everyone is giving
goofy, sitcom smiles to the camera as the music plays.
Aquatic...Truck...Inferno....Mineral...Rachel
Pitt...Tamer..."Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt...and
featuring Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde as himself! The
credits wrap up, telling us this is "A Prime Time
Production.")

(The scene opens up to the interior of the Prime Time
living room. The inside has been changed from its
fashionable state and is now adorned with attractive
Christmas decorations. Inferno and Mineral are
standing in front of a semi-decorated tree, both of
them streaming popcorn strands around it. Tamer, Truck
and Aquatic are sitting around the coffee table,
playing a nice game of Monopoly, and Vern and
Beauregarde are relaxing by the fire. Rachel Pitt then
walks through the kitchen door, holding a tray of
cookies.)

Rachel: Hey guys! The Christmas cookies are ready!
Everyone get on the sofa for a taste test.

Mineral: Cookies! YAY!

(Mineral quickly drops his popcorn strand and runs
over to the couch. The rest of Prime Time follow him.)

Vernon: So Rache, you actually cooked something?

Tamer: Intentionally?

Rachel: What's the big idea, guys? I'm a great cook!

Inferno: Buying everyone French fries at McDonalds is
not cooking.

Rachel: Yeah...but remember that cake I made when you
first moved in?

Mineral: Oh you mean the one that gave Aquatic
diarrhea for two days?

Aquatic: Oh don't remind me!

Rachel: Come one guys. Trust me, these cookies are
good. Just TRY, one at least.

Tamer: I'll try one, Rache.

Rachel: Thank you, Josh.

(Tamer takes one of the cookies from the tray and pops
the entire thing into his mouth.)

Rachel: Well what do you think?

Tamer: (in a sickly face) It's..ah..good..

Rachel: Really? How good?

Tamer: So good, that I think everyone should have
one.especially Beauregarde!

(All of Prime Time sigh in disappointment and
hesitantly take a cookie from the tray.)

Vernon: Mmmm..

Inferno: This is sooo ...ahem.good.

Beauregarde: Wonderful cookies, Rache..

Aquatic: Yeah.the best I ever had.

Rachel: I'm so glad you guys like them. Hold it right
there, I'm going to go and get the brownies I made
too.

(Rachel hustles back into the kitchen. As soon as
Rachel is gone, the members of Prime Time spit out
their cookies, except for Mineral who has already it
four.)

Aquatic: They taste like frog legs! And I don't even
know what they taste like!

Mineral: Hey, I like them.

Inferno: What?

Mineral: They taste good.

Vernon: (whispering) He must me on something.

Tamer: Evidently.

Rachel: (calling from offstage) I hope you're ready!
I'll be out in a sec.

Beauregarde: Oh god, what are we going to do?

Truck: Back door. Now.

(The members of Prime Time quickly race to the back
door, all except Mineral who's still eating the
cookies. Aquatic then comes and taps him on the
shoulder.)

Mineral: You mean I have to come too? But I want her
brownies.

Aquatic: Oh don't fuss, I'll buy you a McFlurry.

Mineral: SWEET!

(Aquatic and Mineral dash out the door.)

Rachel: Alright guys-hey! Where did they go?

(The cameras pan around the room, revealing that it is
empty all except for Wren, who is playing on the floor
with her dolls. Rachel just shrugs her shoulders.)

Rachel: Oh well. More for us, Wren!

Fade.

(Mineral and Truck are tossing a football around in
the gymnasium. Inferno comes in bouncing a
basketball.)

Inferno: What are you guys doing?

Truck: Tossin' the old pigskin.

Mineral: What's up?

Inferno: Not much....Hey, think I could dunk on that
basket?

(Mineral and Truck looks up to a basketball hoop about
double the regulation height.)

Mineral: Sure, bro. Just get on the back of your magic
kangaroo and hop up!

Truck: HA HA! FUNNY!

(Inferno and Mineral give Truck a quick sideways
glance.)

Inferno: All right, you guys don't believe me? Watch
and learn!

(Inferno takes a run at the basket and jumps, landing
flat on his face.)

Mineral: Hey Truck, I'm learning!

(Mineral throws himself on the floor as Truck laughs.)

Inferno: (glowering) THAT WAS PRACTICE!

(Inferno suddenly jumps up onto a metal cable cord and
climbs up to the basketball hoop. After a little bit,
Inferno is standing on top of the backboard.)

Inferno: I can make it from here! Truck, pass me the
basketball!

Truck: You want the ball?

Inferno: YES! I WANT THE BALL!

Truck: Okay.....um.....what ball do you think he
means, Mineral?

Inferno: BASKETBALL!!!

Mineral: (grinning) I think he just said he wants the
medicine ball....

Truck: Okie-dokie!

(Truck grabs a 20 lb medicine ball and chucks it
upward. Inferno catches it and looks to be falling off
balance.)

Inferno: Whoa....NO!!!

(Inferno falls off the basketball hoop, landing on a
mat on the floor and breaking through the floor with
the mat. Mineral and Truck hear his faint screams as
he falls.)

Truck: Uh....you think he's dead?

Mineral: ...........whoops.

(Vernon comes in with a pink sweatband, a throwback
jersey and gym shorts.)

Vernon: Either of you guys see Inferno? He challenged
me to a game of one-on-one....

Truck: I DON'T KNOW! HE'S SURE NOT DEAD! I DIDN'T KILL
HIM!!!!

(Vernon's eyes get really big)

Mineral: What Truck means to say is, um, sports
accidents happen every day, and so many are lethal
that-

Vernon: WHY IS THERE A HUGE HOLE IN THE FLOOR?

Mineral: I'm getting to that. You see-

(Laughter is heard from in the hole. Mineral, Truck,
and Vernon look down to see Inferno and Aquatic
goofing around in the pool.)

Mineral: Well, that's a relief. I thought he was dead-

Vernon: BIG DEAL! WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS FLOOR??

Truck: Uh....CANNONBALL!!!!

(Truck jumps through the hole into the pool.)

Mineral: Hey look, Vernon! It's Golddustin with a new
contract!

(Vernon turns around and Mineral dives through the
hole. Vernon turns back around)

Vernon: (sighs) When in Rome....

(Vernon dives into the hole. We see the Prime Timers
gesture upward for the cameraman, who sets the camera
down and jumps through the hole.)

FADE

(The scene opens in the Prime Time house garage. Tamer
has a tool belt around is waste and multiple planks of
wood on his shoulder. Clancy walk in.)

Mr. Beauregarde: What are you doing?

Tamer: Inferno put a hole in the gymnasium floor.

Mr. Beauregarde: What? How in the hell...so what do
you plan to do?

Tamer: Fix it.

Mr. Beauregarde: Shouldn't you call a professional
carpenter?

Tamer: Why? I can fix it. I know what I'm doing. Trust
me, Clancy.

(Tamer walks out. The camera cuts. The scene then
reopens with Tamer in the gymnasium by the hole in the
floor. Tamer is looking at a blue print of the floor
and setting up the wood. Inferno walks in.)

Inferno: Tamer!

Tamer: Oh no. What do you want Inferno?

Inferno: Well I figure since I kinda broke it, I could
fix it.

Tamer: You know what Inferno? I got this.

Inferno: Don't be silly. I can help.

Tamer: You know, Inferno, maybe you can. Come here. I
can't seem to find the hole.

Inferno: You can't find it? It's huge! Let me show
you.

(Inferno walks over. Tamer stands up. Inferno walks
right to the hole.)

Inferno: See, it's right here. What are you, blind?

(Tamer pushes Inferno through the hole down into the
pool. Tamer then lays the planks of wood over the hole
so he can't hear Inferno.)

Tamer: Now I can work.

(Rachel walks in.)

Rachel: Hey Josh. Um I just got a phone call for you.
I never thought to ask you what your last name was.
Dane is a pretty cool last name.

(Tamer jumps up to is feet.)

Tamer: What did you say?

Rachel: I got a call for a Joshua Dane. I figured that
was you. Some guy, Gothright or something wanted to
talk to you. I took a message.

Tamer: Rachel. There is no Joshua Dane here. There's a
Tamer, but No Joshua Dane.

Rachel: Are you okay? Is there something you want to
talk about? You've been here for me. I can be here for
you. Why weren't you at Live anyhow?

Tamer: I had to check on a couple of things. Look
Rachel, maybe there is something I should tell you
about. But truthfully I don't think I can. So until
I'm ready-

Rachel: I understand. Hey why don't I help you fix
this? Then we can go out.

Tamer: You? Fix this?

Rachel: What? I can do manual labor. I'm not just a
pretty face.

Tamer: That's true. You're drop dead gorgeous.

Rachel: Josh.I mean.Anyway let's get to work.

(The scene fades as Tamer and Rachel go to work.)

LILLY: This contest is a non-title-tag team triangle match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
The BMWF World Tag Team Champions...
Inferno... Mineral... ECO-SYSTEM

PA: So.....you think you're untouchable? ECO-LIFE!!!!

("Bring Me To Life" by Evanescnce plays over the intercom as the Eco-System
comes out accompanied by Aquatic in a flash of blue fireworks, with their tag
titles slung over their shoulders. They walk down to ringside, high-fiving the
fans in the front row.
They throw their belts in ring and hop up to the apron. Mineral gestures for
a microphone as he comes in with Inferno, and he is obliged.)

Mineral: WHAT'S UP ECOLYTES? (Wild cheers) Now tonight...tonight is a very
special night for us. Tonight, not only will we reveal the extra stipulation to
Eco-System vs. Rock Star Inc.-HELL IN A CELL (Pop), but we also have the
distinct pleasure of kicking the collective bums of both Rock Star Inc. and Team
Beautiful half-way to Nor-way! (Cheers)

Inferno: (taking the microphone) Let's get to the more current matter right
now. Team Beautiful, nothing has changed since you left. You are still vastly
inferior to us, there's no way around it. (Sparce boos) Now hold on a second.
Through those boos, do you mean to tell me that Team Beautiful is a more
talented team than your Eco-rific heroes? Do you mean to tell me that Team
Beautiful, after a couple months of inactivity, could stop the raging bullet trains
that are your tag team champions? Do you? I thought as much.

Aquatic: (taking the microphone from Inferno.) Now as for Rock Star Inc.,
we'll be fair, you have impressed us. you are still not of the Eco-System's
caliber, but you are poised to reach their current level in, oh say, just a couple
centuries! (Crowd boos) Hey! That was a compliment!

Mineral: (mumbling to self) And quite a backhanded one at that...(Crowd
laughs)

Aquatic: Will you be quiet? (smiles goodnaturedly) Anyway, I suppose we do
owe it to you to tell you the final stipulation. So I'm going to take it upon
myself to tell you in this state, in this arena, in this very ring, right here,
and right about....later! (Boos) My goodness, you're all so impatient. No, but
we'll tell you after the match all right? Again, dramatic timing. Do you tell
people who killed someone in the beginning of a detective show?

Inferno: (interrupting) What about Law And Order: Criminal Intent?

Aquatic: (rolls eyes) All right, you want to comment so bad, you take the
mike!

Inferno: Be glad to. (takes microphone) We're just about done here anyway.
Ladies and gentle men, the Eco-System is here to wrestle, and we will be proving
to you all why we are YOUR....ECORIFIC.....CHAMPIONS! (The crowd cheers as
Inferno throws his head back.) IF YOU FEEL IT, SAY IT....

Crowd/Inferno: ECO-LIFE!

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by D-Light...
At a total combined weight of 405 pounds...
Kolic... Tai Hashi... ROCK STAR INC.

PA: We shoot to thrill...AND PLAY TO KILL!

(The arena lights dim as orange fleurescent smoke rises from the stage. 'Back In Black' By AC/DC floods the PA system. Tai Hashi, Kolic and Athena Hashi walk through the smoke to a huge pop from the Washington crowd. Athena leads the way as Kolic and Tai give hi-fives to the front row on either side. Both slide into the ring and sit on the ropes for Athena to climb through. Tai and Kolic each grab a microphone.)

TAI: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON...

R.S.I/CROWD: YOU ROCK!

(Cheers)

TAI: (To Kolic) Ya' know Kolic. I've really been thinking about that stipulation. Hell in a Cell! Do you think it is worth brutalizing our bodies just for gold.

KOLIC: I've been thinking that too man, BUT!

(Kolic puts his hand up to Tai's face.)

KOLIC: We're Rock Star Inc and you know what we do for a living beside's rocking?

TAI: What's that my brainy friend?

KOLIC: Brutalizing our bodies night after night and tonight or Season's Beatings is no difference, so Eco-System and Team Beuatiful, keep something in mind, we shoot to thrill...

R.S.I/CROWD: AND PLAY TO KILL!

(Athena leaves as Tai and Kolic throw their t-shirts into the ring and await the bell)

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Jim Cornett...
At a total combined weight of 462 pounds...
Buff Badwell... Too Sexy Brian... THE NEW HEAVENLY BODIES

JR: Tai Hashi and Inferno lock up, Tai puts in a hammerlock.

Tai pushes Inferno into the ropes and Tai ricochets off the opposite,

Tai comes back with a huge pump kick to the face if Inferno.

KING: Did you just hear that?

JR: How couldn't you? That echoed throughout Seattle!

Tai tags out to Kolic
Inferno uses a sidewalk slam on Kolic.
Inferno goes for a powerbomb, but Kolic blocks it.
Kolic takes Inferno down with irish whip.
Kolic goes for irish whip, but Inferno blocks it.
Inferno goes for a spear, but Kolic counters it with a kneelift.
Kolic goes for irish whip, but Inferno blocks it.
Inferno hits Kolic.

Inferno locks up with Kolic.
Inferno switches over to a DDT and takes down Kolic.
Inferno jumps off the second rope and hits a leg drop.

JR: Inferno wants to take out Kolic before Season's Beatings!

(Inferno whips Kolic into the ropes, and Too Sexy Brian blind tags in. Inferno
immediately grabs Brian and throws him in.)

JR: Inferno immediately changing his direction of attack! A very veteran-like
move.

Inferno snap suplexes Brian almost out of his boots..
Inferno positions Brian for the Raging Inferno and hoists him up.
Inferno executes the Raging Inferno,

JR: Raging Inferno! Is that it right there?

Buff runs in to attack inferno.
Inferno catches him with a spear.

King: HA HA! Thanks for coming, Buff!

(Too Sexy Brian takes the opportunity to tag in mineral. Mineral and Inferno just
kind of look at each other.)

JR: Um......I don't think you can do that.

Mineral goes for the cover on Inferno, but the ref won't let them do it.
Inferno shrugs and tags in Tai Hashi.
Tai comes in with a flying fist, but Mineral ducks under the fist and lifts
Tai up, hitting the Boulder-Than-Thou.

Inferno is getting a ticked look amidst all the boos.
Inferno and Mineral whip Tai Hashi into the ropes.
They hit Tai Hashi with a double clothesline.
Mineral leaves the ring.
Inferno hits a sidewalk slam on Tai Hashi.
Inferno goes for a fireman's carry, but Tai Hashi blocks it.
Tai Hashi goes for straight kick, but Inferno blocks it.
Inferno uses a DDT on Tai Hashi.
Inferno is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Inferno goes for a double armbar submission, but Tai Hashi blocks it.
Tai Hashi nails Inferno with a dropkick.
Tai Hashi goes for toe kick, but Inferno blocks it.
Inferno goes for an arm bar, but Tai Hashi blocks it.
Tai Hashi hits straight kick on Inferno.
Tai Hashi nails Inferno with a stiff karate kick to the head.
Tai Hashi tags out to Badwell.
Tai Hashi uses a dropkick on Inferno.

JR: Inferno tags in Kolic with a hard slap. Kolic glares at Inferno, then
gets in the ring. He ducks a clothesline from Badwell, then hits a
dropkick when Badwell rebounds. Kolic climbs his team’s turnbuckle and
hits a plancha! He goes for the pin!

Ref: 1, 2...

JR: Too Sexy Brian makes the save! The ref is admonishing Too Sexy Brian...

King: Admonishing? I see someone’s been studying the dictionary!

JR: Nope, just Kolic’s Big Word of the Day e-mail! Kolic tags in Tai. They
whip Badwell into the ropes, Tai hits a dropkick while Kolic legsweeps.

Kolic and Tai Hashi whip Inferno into the ropes.
They hit Inferno with a double clothesline.

Tai Hashi tags in Kolic.
Tai Hashi leaves the ring.
Kolic runs into the ropes.
Kolic goes for a clothesline, but Inferno ducks out of the way.
Inferno tags out to Mineral.
Mineral uses a powerbomb on Kolic.
Bart Farinus counts: One, shoulder up.
Mineral hits a DDT on Kolic.
Mineral seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mineral puts Kolic in a double armbar submission.
Kolic tries to escape the hold.
Kolic reaches the ropes after 10 seconds.
Mineral goes for a vertical suplex, but Kolic blocks it.
Kolic tags out to Tai Hashi.
Kolic smacks Mineral with a devastating clothesline .
Tai Hashi goes for a springboard legdrop, but Mineral rolls out of the way.
Kolic leaves the ring.
Mineral whips Tai Hashi into the turnbuckle.
Tai Hashi comes back and rocks Mineral with the Tornado DDT.
Tai Hashi tags out to Kolic.
Kolic tags out to Too Sexy Brian.
Too Sexy Brian nails Mineral with a facerake.
Too Sexy Brian hits a bodyslam on Mineral.
Too Sexy Brian executes the Tennessee Jam on Mineral.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

JR: Mineral is stomping on Kolic in the corner
Mineral tags Inferno in.
They hoist Kolic up and execute the Nature's Fury.

JR: NATURE'S FURY! THAT'S IT!

(Tai Hashi, Buff Badwell, and Too Sexy Brian all run in, but Tai and Buff start
getting into their own fight and Mineral spears Brian!)

King: YAAH! Can't we all just get along?

JR: I don't think so....wait! Aquatic just clobbered Athena with that steel
pipe!

The ref is getting Brian back in his corner.
While his back is turned, Aquatic takes down Tai with a pipe shot.
Buff goes after her, but she spits blue mist into his eyes, causing him to
fall down screaming.
Aquatic gets out of the ring quickly.

JR: Aquatic just laying out the Eco-System's competition!

Inferno has had Kolic in a full-nelson.
Inferno flips Kolic up onto his shoulder, makes a run, and executes the Sun
Flare.
The ref counts:1...2...Jim Cornett pulls the ref out of the ring.

JR: Tai Hashi climbs to the top turnbuckle, Buff Badwell locks dazed.

Tai hits a flying cross body,

REF: 1...2..Shoulder up!

JR: Tai Hashi now ricocheing off the ropes.

Tai Hashi with a tremendous moonsault dropkick,

Tai hits it with perfection!

Tai climbs to the top rope once more,

Tai hypes up the crowd,

MOONSAULT! Lands perfectly!

JR: Tai Hashi tags out to Kolic, Tai goes onto the ring apron while Kolic heads to the top turnbuckle.

TAI/KOLIC: DRUMROLL!

KING: It's time for the drumroll!

JR: Tai hits the springboard leg drop while Kolic hits the moonsault,

Too Sexy Brian is out!

JR: Wait a minute, King. Look what's going on at ringside.

KING: Oh no! Athena and Aquatic are not getting on!

JR: Aquatic shoves Athena, Athena slaps Aquatic!

KING: I almost felt that, JR.

JR: Tai Hashi breaks the two up.

JR: Too Sexy Brian tags in Kolic. Kolic picks up Mineral, tries to whip him to
the ropes, but Mineral reverses. Kolic ducks under a clothesline and slides
out of the ring. Kolic trips up Mineral, then holds his legs down. Tai
climbs the turnbuckle and hits a legdrop! The ref attends Tai...what’s Kolic
getting?

King: Who knows? More important, who cares?

JR: It’s a tazer! Kolic is shocking Mineral with that tazer, and the ref
doesn’t see it! Inferno runs to his brother’s aid, but Kolic shocks him too!
Kolic finally throws the tazer under the ring just as the ref turns around!
Kolic climbs onto the apron and hits a springboard legdrop! He goes for the
pin!

Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
Kolic is being booed out of the building.

*DING DING*

JR: Inferno's getting a microphone!

Inferno: Tai..(breath)...Kolic..(breath)...where you going? Don't you want to
hear the stipulation? (Tai and Kolic stop walking up the ramp and turn
around.)That's what i thought. At Season's Beatings, inside the Hell In The Cell,
there will be.....A SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE! And his name is.....TAMER! (Pop)

JR: WHAT!

(Tai and Kolic look shocked)

Inferno: And as for Vernon.....don't worry about him, he'll be safely behind
the announcer's mike! (Pop) Rachel will make a great key holder, don't you
think? (Pop) Truck's just learning how to tell time, so he should be timekeeper
while the lessons are still fresh, now shouldn't he?

King: The crowd is going wild and Tai and Kolic are going crazy!

Inferno: And of course, we'll need enforced rules, so Clancy can be the guest
enforcer! And one last thing.....just to make sure you get fair commentary,
I'll put Aquatic behind a commentator's microphone! How does all that sound?

(Tai and Kolic are protesting, but Inferno pretends not to hear them.)

Inferno: All right then, it's settled. Just one more thing guys.....HAVE A
VERY PRIME TIME CHRISTMAS! IF YOU FEEL IT, SAY IT....

Crowd/Inferno: ECO-LIFE!

(Tai Hashi whispers into Kolic's ear, Kolic smiles and agrees.)

JR: What's going on here King? Tai and Kolic heading to the outside.

KING: Heavy riff?

JR: They're getting their guitars, wait...THAT'S NOT A GUITAR! IT'S A TABLE!

Rock Star Inc. have a table!

(R.S.I slide the table into the ring, Tai and Kolic set it up as Athena lays mounted punches on Inferno. Once set up, Tai grabs Mineral and heads to the second turnbuckle, Tai hits a Hashi Drop as Mineral falls hard onto the canvas.)

JR: An awesome Hashi Drop there, now what's the table for?

(Tai and Kolic roll Inferno onto the table while Athena locks in a boston crab on Mineral. Tai heads to the ring apron, Kolic heads to the top rope.)

JR: NO WAY! Drumroll through a table!

*SMASH*

*KERRRRRRRACK*

JR: DRUMROLL THROUGH A TABLE!