Date : 12/20/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Tsongas Arena Lowell Massachusetts

(The show opens inside the Tsongas Arena Lowell Massachusetts. The camera pans the capacity crowd. They are going wild and many signs are seen.)

(The camera cuts to the announcer's table at ringside where JR and The King sit. JR is dressed in a green suit and is wearing his usual cowboy hat. King is dressed like Santa Claus!)

JR: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the sold out Tsongas Arena Lowell Massachusetts! Welcome to BMWF Bedam! I'm JR Finnegan along side the King, Gary Brawler, and we are only one week away from Season's Beatings!

KING: HO HO HO! I wish I had a few HO HO HO's right now!

JR: King!

KING: The name is Santa, little boy! Have you been a good little boy this year?

JR: I'm a good ol' boy, Santa King!

KING: HO HO HO! Well, I don't think so, sonny! Santa knows that you've been a naughty little boy! Yes, you dipped Bertha Rosetti's curls in an ink well!

JR: Nobody has ink wells anymore Santa!

KING: Oh, well! In that case, you've been fooling around with Mae Old's hush puppies, haven't you, JR?

JR: No way! I'm a happily married man and I'm not a pervert like you! I don't go around seducing 90 year old women!

KING: Well, ok. Santa is going to be nice and give you an early Christmas present! Here!

(He hands JR a large gift box.)

JR: Golly, bill! Thanks, Santa! (JR rips open the box and takes out a red cowboy hat!) YEE-HAW! A red cowboy hat! It's a real pearl buttoned bangled old billy!

KING: A what? I mean, HO HO HO!
 
("Victory" plays. The fans immediately get to their feet expecting the arrival of the world champion, Master Z. Before long, Master Z emerges holding his world title against his chest. Master Z continues down to the ring.)
 
Master Z: Ladies and gentlement, your world champion has arrived! Let me tell you something, I have never been more convinced that this federation is full of a bunch of losers and sissies! I mean look at what's been going on. I have had not a single problem defending this world title since winning it from that baby Tyrone Smith. Not even Lowedown has given me anything more than a laughable offensive! I am truly the god of the BMWF!
 
(The crowd boos)
 
Master Z: I make the challenge for Lowedown to come out here and face me like a man week after week after week. Do we see him? No way! He's too chicken! Yet he can get his team together to come beat on me. But even then he needs handcuffs and an assortment of weapons. Lowedown is nothing! In order to see him one on one I need to watch for him in the parking lot. Then, when it's just the two of us, I show everyone who the real champion is! I beat him like he's never been beat before!
 
(The crowd boos again.)
 
Master Z: Nobody is going to take this title away from me! Nobody! Lowedown can dream! Dozer Philips can joke! This world title is staying right here! If anyone doesn't like that, even you Lowedown, you come see me about it! Until then, I'll be sitting in my locker room enjoying the good life!

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 533 pounds...
From Austin, Texas... weighing in at 268 pounds...
"Mr. Butt" Billy Bunns
His partner...
From San Diego, CA... weighing in at 265 pounds...
Chuck Columbo

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Jim Cornett...
At a total combined weight of 530 pounds...
From Marietta, Georgia... weighing in at 248 pounds...
Buff "The Stuff" Badwell
His partner...
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada... weighing in at 282 pounds...
Pest

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Chuck Columbo punches Pest.
The crowd is cheering on Chuck Columbo.
Chuck Columbo kicks Pest.
Pest chops Chuck Columbo.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Pest hits Chuck Columbo.
Chuck Columbo hits Pest.
Chuck Columbo is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chuck Columbo executes a back elbow on Pest.
Chuck Columbo almost takes Pest's head off with a lariat
Chuck Columbo covers Pest.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chuck Columbo takes Pest down with a stomp.
Chuck Columbo smacks Pest with a devastating lariat .
Chuck Columbo whips Pest into the ropes.
Pest hits Chuck Columbo with a kick.
Pest takes Chuck Columbo down with a forearm to the back.
Pest hits Chuck Columbo with a roundhouse right.
Pest acts like thinks he's better than anybody else.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Pest executes a roundhouse right on Chuck Columbo.
Pest tags out to Buff Badwell.
Billy Bunns enters the ring and lays out Pest.
The crowd is starting to get behind Billy Bunns.
Chuck Columbo and Billy Bunns whip Buff Badwell into the ropes.
They hit Buff Badwell with a double backdrop.
Billy Bunns leaves the ring.
Chuck Columbo nails Buff Badwell with a side suplex.
Chuck Columbo tags out to Billy Bunns.
Billy Bunns and Chuck Columbo whip Buff Badwell into the ropes.
Billy Bunns and Chuck Columbo hit Buff Badwell with a double bodyslam.
Chuck Columbo leaves the ring.
Billy Bunns hits Buff Badwell with a Gorilla Press.
Billy Bunns runs into the ropes.
Jim Cornett trips Billy Bunns.
Len Stanley threatens Buff Badwell and Pest with disqualification.
Len Stanley warns Jim Cornett.
Billy Bunns hits a suplex into a powerslam on Buff Badwell.
There is no referee to count.
Len Stanley is back on the job.
Billy Bunns goes for a roundhouse right, but Buff Badwell blocks it.
Buff Badwell almost takes Billy Bunns's head off with a clothesline
Buff Badwell throws Billy Bunns into the turnbuckle.
Buff Badwell charges into the corner.
Buff Badwell catches Billy Bunns in a front facelock.
Buff Badwell lets go after 11 seconds.
Buff Badwell takes Billy Bunns down with a dropkick.
Buff Badwell takes Billy Bunns down with an elbowdrop.
Buff Badwell goes for a back suplex, but Billy Bunns counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Billy Bunns tags out to Chuck Columbo.
Chuck Columbo and Billy Bunns whip Buff Badwell into the ropes.
They hit Buff Badwell with a double clothesline.
Billy Bunns leaves the ring.
Chuck Columbo goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Buff Badwell
blocks it.
Buff Badwell hits Chuck Columbo with a chop.
Pest enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Billy Bunns enters the ring and lays out Pest.
Chuck Columbo and Billy Bunns whip Buff Badwell into the ropes.
They hit Buff Badwell with a double elbowsmash.
Billy Bunns leaves the ring.
Chuck Columbo goes for a snap suplex, but Buff Badwell counters it with
a small package.
Len Stanley counts: One, shoulder up.
Buff Badwell tags out to Pest.
Buff Badwell hoists Chuck Columbo high into the air with a vertical suplex, then
sends Chuck Columbo crashing hard to the mat.
There is no crowd reaction.
Pest goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Chuck Columbo rolls out of the way.
Buff Badwell leaves the ring.
Chuck Columbo hits a spinebuster slam on Pest.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Chuck Columbo runs into the ropes.
Pest misses with an elbow.
Pest misses with a clothesline.
Pest misses with a clothesline.
Chuck Columbo misses with a clothesline.
Pest misses with a clothesline.
Chuck Columbo hits Pest with a clothesline.
Chuck Columbo whips Pest into the ropes, but Pest reverses it.
Pest hits a roundhouse right on Chuck Columbo.
Pest takes Chuck Columbo down with a full nelson slam.
Pest gives the sign for the pumphandle slam.
Pest takes Chuck Columbo down with a pumphandle slam.
The crowd is going "We want Len Stanley !".
Pest tags out to Buff Badwell.
Buff Badwell hits Chuck Columbo with an elbowdrop.
Buff Badwell whips Chuck Columbo into the ropes.
Chuck Columbo almost takes Buff Badwell's head off with a clothesline
Billy Bunns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Chuck Columbo and Billy Bunns whip Buff Badwell into the ropes.
They hit Buff Badwell with a double backdrop.
Pest enters the ring and throws Billy Bunns out of the ring.
Buff Badwell and Pest hit Chuck Columbo with a double stomp.
Pest leaves the ring.
Buff Badwell runs into the ropes.
Buff Badwell misses with a clothesline.
Buff Badwell misses with a kick.
Buff Badwell goes for a flying clothesline, but Chuck Columbo counters it with
a powerslam.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is starting to get behind Chuck Columbo.
Chuck Columbo tags out to Billy Bunns.
Chuck Columbo takes Buff Badwell down with a springboard dropkick.
Billy Bunns uses an inside cradle on Buff Badwell.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Chuck Columbo uses a kick to the head on Buff Badwell.
Billy Bunns takes Buff Badwell down with an inside cradle.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Chuck Columbo leaves the ring.
Billy Bunns throws Buff Badwell out of the ring.
Billy Bunns rolls out under the bottom rope.
Billy Bunns gets back into the ring.
Buff Badwell rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Billy Bunns hits Buff Badwell.
Buff Badwell hits Billy Bunns.
The crowd is absolutely silent.
Buff Badwell hits Billy Bunns.
Buff Badwell tags out to Pest.
Pest goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Billy Bunns counters it with a bulldog.
Billy Bunns hits Pest with a single-leg takedown.
Billy Bunns nails Pest with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Billy Bunns smacks Pest with a devastating clothesline .
Billy Bunns goes for a Gorilla Press, but Pest counters it with a facerake.
Pest almost takes Billy Bunns's head off with a clothesline
Buff Badwell enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Chuck Columbo enters the ring and lays out Buff Badwell.
Chuck Columbo takes Pest down with a springboard dropkick.
A small "Chuck Columbo" chant is being started.
Billy Bunns goes for an inside cradle, but Pest blocks it.
Pest and Buff Badwell whip Billy Bunns into the ropes.
They hit Billy Bunns with a double fist to the midsection.
Chuck Columbo leaves the ring.
Pest executes a bodyslam on Billy Bunns.
Pest goes for a bodyslam, but Billy Bunns counters it with a facerake.
Billy Bunns punches Pest.
Billy Bunns kicks Pest.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Billy Bunns executes the Fame-Ass-Er on Pest.
There is no crowd reaction.
Billy Bunns goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, Buff Badwell makes the save.
Billy Bunns tags out to Chuck Columbo.
Billy Bunns almost takes Pest's head off with a clothesline
Chuck Columbo goes for a back suplex, but Pest counters it with a facerake.
Billy Bunns leaves the ring.
Pest runs into the ropes.
Chuck Columbo misses with a clothesline.
Pest almost takes Chuck Columbo's head off with a clothesline
Pest goes for a roundhouse right, but Chuck Columbo counters it with a punch.
Chuck Columbo hits Pest with a forearm smash.
Chuck Columbo goes for a Hotshot, but Pest counters it with a lariat.
Some fans are heading to the concession stands.
Pest tags out to Buff Badwell.
Buff Badwell whips Chuck Columbo into the ropes.
Chuck Columbo misses with a kick.
Buff Badwell almost takes Chuck Columbo's head off with a flying clothesline
Buff Badwell is met with a "Hogan, Hogan,..." chant.
Buff Badwell covers Chuck Columbo.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Buff Badwell executes the Buff Blockbuster on Chuck Columbo.
Buff Badwell goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, Billy Bunns doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd is absolutely silent.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winners are Buff Badwell and Pest!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>
 
(Tobey Miliken is standing on Rodeo Dr. in Beverly Hills, CA. Tobey has on his shades and smiles when the camera turns on. His brown suit with black shirt slightly unbuttoned makes him look like a million bucks.)
 
Tobey: Hello, it’s me, Tobey Miliken…Your TV Champion. The greatest TV champion ever. I am standing here on Rodeo Dr. sight of some of the greatest shopping stores in the world. This is fashion capitol USA. Here on this street you will see the greatest fashion statements and some of the richest in the world. It is only where the rich shop and the poor drool.
Today I am going to take you to one of the most expensive and also most elaborate dress store in the world. Follow me.
 
(Tobey walks into a store called “Che’ Po Vaue”. Tobey walks in the store and the sales lady smiles. She is wearing a skirt right at the knees that is blue and a sparkling blue blouse. She is a very attractive woman. Her name is Lisa.)
 
Lisa: Tobey, good to see you again.
 
Tobey: Lisa, my lovely, how are you doing?
 
Lisa: Wonderful. Are you here for business…(walks over and starts running her fingers through Tobey’s hair.) Or pleasure?
 
Tobey: Well maybe both.
 
(They both laugh a bit.)
 
Tobey: I need to buy a couple of dresses.
 
Lisa: For Misty?
 
Tobey: No…for a couple of men.
 
Lisa: This is not that kind of store. You know that Tobey.
 
Tobey: Baby, baby, baby. I know what type of store this is and …
 
(Someone walks in.)
 
Lisa: Excuse me honey. I need to take care of this white trash.
 
Woman: Excuse me may I use your restroom?
 
Lisa: Are you a paying customer?

Woman: Well…um…no. I sort of got lost. Ya see I am trying to find the Hollywood walk of fame and…
 
Lisa: Get out!
 
Woman: But your restroom…
 
Lisa: Is for only paying customers. You couldn’t even afford a pair of underwear in this store.
 
Woman: But I really have to go…I have a kidney problem and…
 
Lisa: This is not McDonalds, it is Che’ Po Vaue, now get your redneck booty out of my store. You have a kidney problem then get directions to where you are going before you leave. Now…Vamoose…leave…GO!
 
(The woman walks out crying.)
 
Lisa: I just hate it when tourists come walking in wanting handouts.
 
Tobey: Tell me about it.
 
Lisa: Anyways you know that I do not sell dresses to drag queens.
 
Tobey: Well you see Lisa, I have this big match this week. The loser gets to wear a dress to our big year end pay per view “Seasons Beatings.” I need two dresses for these losers to wear. I’m sure you understand that I would be willing to do anything to get you to sale me two of your best evening gowns.
 
Lisa: But Tobey…did you say anything.
 
(Lisa begins playing with Tobey’s hair again)
 
Tobey: I sure did…ANYTHING!
 
Lisa: Do you remember that night in Chicago?
 
Tobey: Do I? That night was amazing. I think about it quite often.
 
Lisa: Even though you have a fiance’?
 
Tobey: I’m engaged, not dead.
 
Lisa: Well…
 
Tobey: Tell you what do me this favor and I will send a limo to pick you up and then, you, me and a bottle of champagne at the Plaza?
 
Lisa: What about Misty?
 
Tobey: She went home for Christmas. I do get lonely baby.
 
Lisa: I’ll bring the dresses with me.
 
Tobey: I bring the champagne and myself.
 
Lisa: That’s all I need.
 
(The two kiss and Tobey walks out.)
 
Lisa: What a man.
 
SCENE FADES!
 
JR: What a creep. What a two timing creep.
 
King: I know JR. He’s my hero.

(The arena lights go out and the only light is from the fans cameras.
Suddenly over the Arena sound-system comes the sound of typewriters and the
BruiserTron comes to life. On the screen, a CNN type montage begins with the
words "BREAKING NEWS" scrolling through the center. After a few moments of
the montage, it starts to spin as it fades off the BruiserTron and the words
"WHAT TIME IS IT?" spin in to replace it. After a slight pause, the words
disappear in a fiery explosion and Dick Vitale appears and screams, "IT'S
PRIME TIME BABY!" "Prime Time" by Promoe begins to blare throughout the
arena and rainbow colored pyros go off, starting at the top of the ramp and
continuing to go off all the way down to the ring. Rainbow colored lights
fill the arena.)

P.A.: DON'T HATE THE MEDIA!
BECOME THE MEDIA!
THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO WE ARE!
SO WHY NOT GET LOUDER, AND LOUDER, AND LOUDER!

(Prime Time is standing at the top of the ramp. Tamer, Dizi, Kate Greene,
Kolic, Ezekiel, Mr. Beauregarde, and Vernon Vanderbilt left to right all
wearing their Prime Time jackets except for Dizi. Mr. Beauregarde is
carrying a bag and Tamer has a briefcase. Prime Time makes there way down to
the ring.)

JR: Prime Time has a lot on the line tonight. Ezekiel must win to push the
best of five series on... Vernon Vanderbilt is competing in two matches, one
of which if he loses he will be wearing a dress at Season's Beatings.


King: Nothing new to him!

JR: And...Tamer is challenging Lowedown for the Hardcore title. Also In just
awhile Dizi will be trying to recapture the Women's Title.

(Prime Time has filled the ring. Dizi is smiling and waving at everyone. Mr.
Beauregarde grabs a mic.)

Mr. Beauregarde: Well hello to all!(pop) Prime Time is out here in this ring
because we have a few announcements. So we will get right down to them. I
believe Tamer has some business he'd like to conduct right now.

(Mr. Beauregarde hands Tamer the mic.)

Tamer: Thank you Clancy. I have some presents in this briefcase for the
newest member of Prime Time!

(Dizi turns around and smiles looking at Tamer with interest.)

Dizi: Oh, who else joined?
Tamer: Um... no one else joined....

Dizi: Then who's the newest member of Prime Time?

Tamer: You are.

Dizi: Then the presents are for me??

Tamer: Yes...

Dizi: Jammin!!

(Dizi's eyes light up as Tamer begins to open the briefcase. He hands the
microphone to Dizi so he can manage the case and get out what's inside.
Tamer opens the
briefcase and pulls out purple wrestling attire and hands it to Dizi.)

Dizi: Oh, it's purple! I've been thinking of purple, but wasn't sure about
it. Kolic liked blue better, but he's blue. Donnie didn't have an opinion.
You liked purple, though. And the janitor did, too... but Spoon said the
blue matched my eyes...

(Tamer manages to break in.)

Tamer: And..and.. To go with your new attire...

(Tamer pulls out a Purple Prime Time Members Jacket. On the back of the
jacket there are Flowers and Butterflies and a little kitten lying down in
front of the scenery. Dizi's eyes go wide as she looks at the picture on the
back.)

Dizi: Look at the kitty! I've been thinking about getting a kitty. To keep
Sugar company while I'm on the road. I wanted to take her with me, but
Donnie wouldn't let me. I think she gets lonely when I'm gone.

(Tamer manages to get the mic back and interrupts her again.)

Tamer: Don't you want to try on your jacket

Dizi: Okay!

(Tamer holds it for her and helps her slip it on.)

Tamer: Now Danielle... I believe you had something involving Prime Time that
you wanted to announce to the crowd...

(Dizi smiles brightly at Tamer.)

Dizi: I did?


(Tamer winks at her.)

Tamer: Remember...the thing...

(Tamer hands her the mic and nods encouragingly at her.)

Dizi: The thing? (thinks for a minute) Got up... had breakfast... That was
good. Steak and eggs. I love steak... Oh! You mean, that that thing you told
me to tell everyone when we were having breakfast?

Tamer: Yes.

Dizi: You know Ezekiel? Well, he has a theater, and next month, after the
Pay Per View, Prime Time is going to move into the theater. Pretty cool,
huh? Although I'd think that'd get noisy on nights where when we're trying
to relax. I guess we could just go somewhere else. Maybe the movies. Oh,
Tamer took me to see 'Ocean's 12' and it was really good! I'm not sure if it
was as good as the first one, but it had all the people from the first movie
so that was cool. Brad Pitt is fine, too... so is George...

(Tamer softly pinches Dizi on the side.)

Tamer: Don't forget the show...

Dizi: What show?

Tamer: Our show..in the house...the camera's...(small pop)

Dizi: Oh, are we going to be doing shows in the theater? Well, that would
make more sense than having actors come in to put on shows...

Tamer: The reality show....

Dizi: Reality show? Like 'Survivor'? I thought we were going to be in a
theater. That'd be much cooler than a desert island. Because, the last
stupid island I was on, there wasn't anything good to eat. And I couldn't
find you to kill a boar, so all I had was fruit. And that's not enough to
fill me up, really. I wouldn't mind something to eat now... I'm kind of
hungry, now that I think about it.

(Tamer leans down and kisses Dizi. He slips the mic from her hand into
his. )

Tamer: Let's give the newest PT member a round of applause(Crowd cheers) Now
As you all may or may not have realized... The Prime Time show is
returning!(POP) Kate Greene I believe you had something to say...

(Tamer hands the Mic to Kate. And wraps his arms around Dizi from behind.)

Kate As Prime Time's now official...Publicist I would like to direct all of
the fans to the new Prime Time website! Its almost done and it will be the
place to find all things Prime Time. You can find the site by going to
www.primetimeonline.tk . Also we have something very special to bring you
for the Holidays... But I will let the venue owner where the event shall be
held tell you all about it.

(Kate smiles and hands the mic to Ezekiel.)

Ezekiel: Thank you Kate.

(Ezekiel walks to the ropes)

Ezekiel: .yes indeed there will be an exclusive Prime Time production
showing at Season's Beatings. With the reformation of Prime Time, people
have gone wild with excitement. This week the Theatre will see the sold out
'Prime Time Christmas Panto' starring all the members of Prime Time, with
exclusive footage to be shown at Season's Beatings.

(Ezekiel takes a few steps back)

Ezekiel: I advise you all, this is a production not to be missed. Now Kolic,
I believe, has more exciting news.


(Ezekiel hands the mic to kolic.)

Kolic: Many of you have seen me drinking a cold, delicious bottle of
Coke-N-Nuts over the past month. Before now, it was an independent product
that I created myself. Last week, Coca-Cola contacted me and said that, not
only would they manufacture and distributes the product, but they would also
be an official sponsor of Prime Time! (Crowd pop) We are very happy to have
Coca-Cola's support, especially for me, since I was born where it was first
created. Now I think Vernon has something to say, and since I know you don't
want to hear me flapping my gums...(Crowd cheers and starts chanting Kolic's
name)...wow, I didn't expect that, thanks everyone! Now, I'll turn things
over to Vern.


(Kolic hands off the mic to Vern.)

Vern: Now, Prime Time is an organization devoted to greatness, and by far
one of our greatest
members has been Tamer. (crowd pop) Tamer, you've technically been here
longer than me, what with my absence and everything. Your two year
anniversary has arrived. I had a little something put together to celebrate,
so...Tamer...Here Is Your Life!

(Fade into Video: Tamer is shown standing at the top of the ramp for his
first match as "Adrenaline" By Gavin Rossdale plays as the backdrop. .
.Tamer and Vern are shown standing face to face for their first match and
again for their second Match in the finals of the TV title tournament. .
.Tamer is shown dancing with Wren, then dropping her on the mat. . .Then
switch to BruiserMania, where Dollar Bill is shown bloody on the mat, the
view panning up to Tamer standing with his hand raised in victory...Then
with Vern and Wren by his side. . .Then the scene shows Tamer throwing Vern
off the top ofthe PT Cruiser and jumping off as it explodes behind him. The
fire consumes the screen. Then, as it clears, we see Tamer and Vern holding
up the tag titles. . .Then it shows Tamer lying unconscious on pavement as
multi-colored poker chips bury him. . . That is followed showing Tamer lying
on the mat surrounded by table pieces, chairs and a ladder as Team Beautiful
captures the tag belts. . .The images from Vern and Tamer's first two
matches flash by and we see them head to head in their third match against
each other...Then we se Tamer, Vern, Clancy, Rachel Pitt, and The Eco-System
standing in the ring together, arms raised. We see Tamer in the Zorro
costume for his first WOD. . .Then we see Tamer and Rachel Pitt kissing,
Tyrone crashing down the Prime Time mansion door, and Tamer and Tyrone
connected by a steel chain... It shows tears rolling down Rachel's face as
she counts the three...and Tamer raising the Gold Belt in the air over a
fallen Tyrone Smith. . .We See Tamer putting Headhunter through a table,
Making Tobey tap out, and flipping Judge off of a ladder. . .We then see
Tamer and Vern faced off again, But they are both knocked down by Shane
Perish. . .Tamer is shown holding the Intercontinental title as Shane is
holding the TV title over a fallen Vern. . .We see Kurt Dangle taking the
Gold Belt away from Tamer but then Tamer holding up the All-American title
in victory. . .We see Tamer fallen on the mat and flashes of White Lightning
holding the AA title and Harry holding the IC belt are shown. Tamer and Vern
are shown shaking hands. . .Tamer, Headhunter, Kolic, and Tyrone Smith are
shown in the ring wearing PT jackets. . .It shows Tamer from behind, waist
up, and Kate looking at him with her jaw dropped and wide eyes. . .Then
Tamer meeting Dizi for the first time is shown. . .We see Prime Time parting
ways. . .Then we see Tamer and Tyrone Smith holding the tag titles in the
air. . .and then Tamer holding the All-American title in the air and setting
it on his other shoulder. . .Tamer and Dizi kissing is shown. . .Flashes of
Tamer battling the Eco-System in the retirement handicap match are shown. .
. Then we see Tamer standing bloody in victory. . ."Brothers of the
Apocalypse" burns through the screen and we see Tamer bloody after the
attacks from Harry and Tyrone Smith at Wheel of Destruction 2004... and we
see Dizi being kidnapped. . .Then we see Tamer's return, flashes of Tamer
attacking Axe, then we see Tamer, Vern, Kolic, and Ezekiel holding their
arms up in victory at Survivor. . .We then see Tamer with all of Prime Time
in the ring...fade out of video.)

(Vern hands the mic to Mr. Beauregarde.)

Mr. Beauregarde: That was just lovely, Vernon. Now, folks, t'night you get
to see Prime Time in
some action-packed matches! Tonight, our own Miss Dizi is fighting Brodie
Manson, with the
Women's title on the line! (pop) And "Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt is in
two, count 'em, TWO
matches! He's gonna beat Dale Anderson in the first one, and then, later on,
he'll team with
Witherspoon against Tobey Miliken and Nate Adams in a
"losers-wear-dresses-to-Season's-Beatings"
match! (pop) And, of course, Ezekiel faces the Judge once more in their Best
of Five series, this
time in an "I Quit" match! (pop) And finally, Tamer goes one-on-one with
Lowedown for the Hardcore
Title! (pop) This is going to be a great night for Prime Time! So sit back,
relax, and enjoy the
show! It's time, folks! It's...Prime Time!


JR: Prime Time has a lot going on

King: This was nothing but a self promotion!

JR: Just like every other wrestler and stable in the BMWF!

(Prime Time heads to the back throwing T-Shirts out to the crowd.)

>>>

(Couch is standing outside the Tsongas Arena with a Camera crew as a Black Ferarri Enzo pulls into a parking spot. The doors lift up and WItherspoon steps out.)

Couch: Witherspoon, a couple of questions please!

Witherspoon: Hell

(Witherspoon lights a cigarette and inhales deeply as Couch rushes over to him.)

COuch: It'll only take a minute. Hey Sweet ri...

(Couch breaks off into a series of coucghs as Witherspoon blows smoke into his face.)

Witherspoon: I don't do Interviews anymore Couch.

Couch: Come on playa just a few questions.

Witherspoon: No, buzz off.

(Witherspoon walks over near the entrance and leans agaibnst the wall, taking another drag on his cigarette. Couch follows after him.)

Witherspoon: Damnit, leave me alone!

Couch: Not until you answer my questions.

(Witherspoon mutters under his breath, inhaling on his cigarette again.)


Witherspoon: Fine, you have four questions. Go.

Couch: Alright. First of all, you got a tag match against Tobey tonight were the loser has to wear a dress to Season's beatings. How do you think you'll manage.

Witherspoon: We are going to beat them down.

Couch: And the fact that it's a hardcore match doesn't bother you?

Witherspoon: Hell no. Hardcore matches are my element. Me and Vern are gonna beat down TObey and Nate so bad they're gonna have to get dresses to match their wheel chairs.

Couch: And just what kind of dress do you plan to wear if you loose?

(Witherspoon stares at Couch)

Witherspoon: WHAT?! First of all, we aren't going to loose, and second of all, did you sell out to a fashion magazine? Get away from me Couch.

(Witherspoon ashes on Couch's shirt and flicks his cigarette away, walking to the back.)

(FADE)

JR: Ladies and gentlemen…

PA: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES….I’VE REACHED MY LAST RESORT..

(The opening lines of “Last Resort” by Papa Roach blares over the PA as Ash makes his way out from the back. Instead of his usual “Outlaw” shirt he’s sporting a well-worn black shirt with “CFH”, the well known logo of Pantera, on the front. The crowd boos Ash as he makes his way down to the ring with barely a look towards the crowd. Ash rolls into the ring and pulls out a mic.)

Ash: I’ve come out here tonight for a very specific reason and as much as you people hate me I would appreciate that you at least hear me out before ruining what I have to say with your reactions.

(The crowd settles down noticeably.)

Ash: I’ve come out to do something that I should have done last week, but in the shock and aftermath of it all I just didn’t get out here. I’ve come to pay my final respects to "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott. Dime’s music was a refuge to me when I was younger. I remember last week I woke up in my hotel room, put in a CD and took a shower. As the hard metal riffs coursed through my blood, I cut off the music and that’s when I heard the fateful announcement of Dime’s murder. I never met the man personally, but I felt like I grew up with him, because his music was sometimes the only thing that was there for me. So as a tribute of respect to him I’ve decided to change my entrance music. While “Last Resort” has served me well, and I still view the BMWF as my last resort, I can’t think of a better way to show respect to the man and the music than to take on one of his own songs as my entrance music. So with that I am going to exit to the debut of my new entrance, Pantera’s “Drag the Waters”. That’s all I have.

(Ash Turns towards the Bruisertron as a tribute to “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott is shown. The rifts of “Drag the Waters” shread the respectful quiet of the arena as the camera cuts to a commercial.)

(Camera cuts backstage. Dizi is wandering around in her wrestling attire. She spots Donnie getting a cup of coffee at a nearby table and heads over.)

Dizi: Donnie! Check out my new jacket! Isn't it fabulous?

(Dizi turns around so Donnie can see the back of her jacket.)

Dizi: Isn't the kitty cute?

Donnie: Adorable.

(Donnie adds creamer to his coffee. Dizi turns around and looks at her brother.)

Dizi: What's the matter?

Donnie: What could possibly be the matter?

Dizi: I don't know.

Donnie: Isn't it time for your match?

Dizi: Is it?

Donnie: Isn't it?

Dizi: Don't you know?

Donnie: Well, I figured someone in Prime Time would be keeping track of that. Maybe Kate or Mr. Beauregarde.. One of the 'Prime Time Managers.'

Dizi: But you're my manager.

Donnie: Am I?

Dizi: Of course, you are.

Donnie: I don't know, Diz. Prime Time already has two managers. It would seem like that would be enough. And, you're a member of Prime Time. I'm not.

Dizi: But, that's just for now... Tamer said you'd be in officially when everyone got to know you.

Donnie: Humph.

Dizi: Don't be upset, Bubba.

Donnie: Don't worry about it. I may already have a little something to keep me busy now that you're all involved with Prime Time.

Dizi: Donnie, don't be like that. You don't need to find anything to keep you busy. You still have me.

Donnie: Well, we'll see. But, it's always best to have a plan. You'd better get to the ring. They're playing your entrance music.

(Dizi turns and starts to head towards the stage. She turns back and looks at Donnie still standing by the table.)

Dizi: Aren't you coming with me?

(Donnie looks at his sister for a minute, then smiles.)

Donnie: Yeah, I'm coming with you.

(Donnie falls in step beside his sister and they make their way to the ring.)

LILLY: This contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall.

From Olympia, Washington...
Weighing in at 145 pounds...

Brodie Manson

KING: Where is she?

JR: I don't know, King!

LILLY: Her opponent...
Led to the ring by Donnie MacPhearson...
From Clearwater, Florida...
Weighing in at 130 pounds...

The Women's Champion...
Danielle "Dizi" MacPhearson

("Bad Reputation" by Halfcocked plays over the PA system. The crowd pops, then quiets down when Dizi doesn't appear. Laughter begins to ripple through the audience as the song continues to play. The song is nearly over when, finally, Dizi rushes out from the back. She comes to a stop at the top of the ramp, smiles, and waves at the crowd. A number of fans wave back making Dizi laugh in delight.)

(Donnie MacPhearson appears at the top of the ramp and the siblings head towards the ring. Dizi manages to make it halfway to the ring before being distracted by the fans. She stops to talk to some fans who were waving to her, but Donnie guides her away from her newfound friends and gets her into the ring. Dizi waves at the fans as she waits for the match to begin.)

(Suddenly, Kurt Dangle's theme plays as Kurt comes to the stage wearing his stars and stripes singlet. He flexes his neck then walks to the ring as red, white and blue pyro flares on the stage behind him.)

KING: What is Kurt carrying?

JR: It looks like the Women's title!

Kurt: Ok, cut the music! (music stops) You know, I was supposed to wrestle some Chinese broad in the first ever Kurt Dangle Invitational match, but after Brodie madison no-showed, Bruiser decided that it was dumb to copy the WWFE, so, I'm out here to make an announcement! First, Bruiser has put me back in as BMWF Commissioner!

JR: What? You've got to be kidding!

Kurt: That's right! Kurt Dangle is once again the BMWF Commissioner, and as my first act as returning Commissioner, due to wierdo-ish-ness, I hereby declare the Women's Division on hiatus!

KING: YAHHH!

Kurt: And as my second act as Commissioner, I hereby order the Women's title melted down and made into gold medals for me, Kurt Dangle! Bring out the kiln!

KING: What the...?

(Roadies wheel out a portable kiln.)

Kurt: Goodbye, Women's title!

(Kurt throws the belt into the kiln.)

*Wierd "Lost in Space" TV series sounds*

(Kurt goes to the back of the kiln where a conveyor belt can be seen. From out of the back of the kiln come several gold medals.)

KING: YAHHH!

Kurt: Gold medals! (Kurt grabs one.) YEEE-OWWWWWW!

JR: Kurt just burned his fingers! What an idiot! We'll be right back!

(Kurt hops around sucking his fingers as we fade...)

 before climbing to her feet to continue the match.)

(Tupac's Hit Em Up begins to play as Mafioso makes his way to the ring. He
slides in and signals for a mic. After he gets the mic he takes his sweet
time walking to the middle of the ring)

Mafioso: Cut my damn music!

(The music abruptly shuts off)

Mafioso: I came out here for a very specific reason. And that reason is
Season's Beatings! That is exactly what I plan on giving to a somebody...a
severe beating for the season! So I am laying down a challenge. A challenge
to anyone in the back who is man enough to accept! But I am extending this
challenge specifically to those who are part of a group. So anybody who is
in The Syndicate, The Family, or Prime Time who want a fight can come and
let me know!

(Mafioso drops the mic and makes his way to the back as his music plays)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From New York City...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Chris Valiant

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...

El Pansio

KING: Oh, boy! A jobber match! This reminds me of the good old days of studio wrestling!

JR: Chris Valiant attacks El Pansio before the bell.

*DING DING*

JR: Chris Valiant goes for a football tackle, but El Pansio counters it with
a kick to the head.
El Pansio gets a kneelock submission on Chris Valiant.
Chris Valiant inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 13
seconds.
El Pansio climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Chris Valiant throws him to the mat.
A few fans are cheering on Chris Valiant.
Chris Valiant whips El Pansio into the ropes.
El Pansio hits Chris Valiant with a clothesline.
El Pansio goes for a choke against the ropes, but Chris Valiant blocks it.
Chris Valiant runs into the ropes.
Chris Valiant hits El Pansio with a kick.
Chris Valiant whips El Pansio into the ropes.
El Pansio hits Chris Valiant with a kick.
El Pansio gets a short arm scissors on Chris Valiant.
Chris Valiant is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chris Valiant inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 19
seconds.
El Pansio goes for a monkey flip, but Chris Valiant blocks it.
Chris Valiant nails El Pansio with a knee to the back.
Chris Valiant hits El Pansio.
Chris Valiant hits El Pansio.
A few fans are cheering on Chris Valiant.
Chris Valiant chops El Pansio.
The crowd is starting to get behind Chris Valiant.
Chris Valiant nails El Pansio with a Samoan Drop.
Chris Valiant goes for a choke against the ropes, but El Pansio blocks it.
El Pansio takes Chris Valiant down with a hiptoss.
El Pansio hits Chris Valiant with a dropkick.
El Pansio sends Chris Valiant into the turnbuckle.
El Pansio takes Chris Valiant down with a forearm to the back.
El Pansio nails Chris Valiant with a chop.
El Pansio nails Chris Valiant with a chop.
El Pansio executes a powerbomb on Chris Valiant.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
El Pansio executes the Pansina Cradle on Chris Valiant.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing El Pansio.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is El Pansio!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Axe has already made his arrival to the Tsongas Arena and is outside enjoying a Marlboro Red cigarette in his street clothes consisting of a Dickies navy blue jacket with a Stone Temple Pilots shirt underneath and a pair of straight-leg Levi's denim jeans with his Converse All-Star sneakers.)

(He takes some long drags of his cigarette slowly exhaling the smoke from his nostrils. The camera manages to catch several bandages around the head of Axe after suffering the attacks of Ezekiel and the rest of Prime Time.)

(Axe finally takes notice of the camera and begins to speak in his gritty tone of voice.)

Axe: As you can see Tamer's friends have made there arrival by attacking me and joining on of course who else...Tamer's side. And although I am still in pain from last week it's not going to stop me from missing this match against Kolic.

(Axe takes another hit from his cigarette before blowing a cloud out of his mouth.)

Axe: It is time for me to get revenge and teach Kolic a lesson. I am going to make this match look too dangerous for television! I mean it's what Kolic deserves...he got involved...he attacked and than thought he could get away with it?

Axe: Not only that Tamer can see what he has created by bringing his friends in for protection. Let's just hope one thing Tamer...that your stupid friends can stay the hell out of our match? I am sure Kolic doesn't have to be told twice as he considers himself Einstein Jr. Let's see if you can fight this one on your own...besides this IS a Chain Match your speciality if I am correct?

Axe: Time is ticking down...and these attacks not only make me stronger but makes me hate Tamer more...this match will always be remembered as the "Fall of Tamer."

(Axe takes one final puff from his cigarette before flicking it to the pave and making his way inside the arena.)

PA:YA FEEL ME?!?

(Suddenly, "Lean Back" by Terror Squad begins to play as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame make their way out of the entrance way to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown looks around at
the crowd and then raises his arms high in the air. The crowd begins to chant his name as he rushes towards the ring and slides in. Lowedown lays in the center of the ring and then
rolls over onto his side and poses like he's taking a picture for a centerfold. Lowedown plays with the crowd as he licks his lips and blows kisses towards the crowd...)

King:What does Lowedown think he's doing? This isn't GQ!

JR:Lowedown apparently is very happy with finally getting some revenge on Master Z!

King:Revenge? Lowedown could have done alot more to Z if he wanted to!

JR:I think Lowedown wants that World title back around his waist again and he may just do it for a sixth time!

King:Not if Z has anything to say about it!

(Lowedown is about to get up when Flame leaps on him and begins kissing him like crazy. The crowd watches on as Dozer steps into the ring and covers his eyes. Flame finally climbs
off of her husband and Lowedown pops up back on his feet and winks to the camera before making his way over to grab the microphone...)

JR:You can never say that Lowedown is ever at a loss for words.

King:He is definitely a microphone hog!

Lowedown is about to speak when the crowd begins to chant his name again. Lowedown tries to quiet the crowd down as he bounces off against the ropes and smiles again...)

JR:He is still happy about last week!

King:And he still has all his teeth! I can't begin he smiles so much! YAHHH!

(Lowedown pauses as he finally begins to speak...)

Lowedown:Shall we get right down to business peeps?

(Crowd pops)

Lowedown:I want to speak my mind about my match tonight against the man we all know as Tamer. Now, I am going to go on record and say that I have no problems with Tamer and I
think Tamer is a pretty stand up guy in my book.

(Lowedown extends his index finger...)

Crowd:HOWEVER!

Lowedown:However, Tamer is stepping up against me tonight for this Hardcore title and when you try to take something from me, I tend to take it just a bit personal. So, I hope for your sake
Tamer that you are not taking this match up lightly because I sure as hell won't be taking it lightly! Ya feel me?

Crowd:WE FEEL YA!

Lowedown:Now Tamer, I want you to realize one thing here tonight. Tonight, you have a problem that can only be blamed on one man. Tonight, you can blame the pain I am going to bring
to you tonight on one man. That man is Master Z!

(Crowd boos)

Lowedown:Tamer, I got a ton of anger and aggression pent up here in these fists and I am not holding myself responsible for whatever happens here to you. Whether I bust you open with the
first punch or the first kick, I just don't care because it won't be my fault! Do you hear me Tamer? It's going to be all on Z and his jealousy of me!

King:Z isn't jealous of Lowedown! It's the other way around!

JR:Both men hate each other that is for sure.

King:My way sounds better!

Lowedown:As much as I would like to stand here in this ring and give Tamer his props, I think I need to get this one lil' piece off of my chest about the so called World champ!

(Pause

Lowedown:Do you think for a moment that I can't see past your bullbleep game here Z? You think that if you attack my brother and try to injure him that I will just run off with my tail
between my legs? I don't think so partner! Dozer can handle anybody in this federation and you're no exception! Dozer will plain and simply slap you around like I did last week in my
"drunken" stupor.

(Lowedown chuckles in front of the camera as he leans against the ropes...)

Lowedown:Last week, I played the game with you and you came in last this time. You stepped into that ring thinking you were a god and you came out a punk @$$ lil' BLEEP son! How
does that feel Z? How does it feel to know that you weren't the big man that night? How does it feel that the momentum isn't in your favor anymore? How does it feel that you just might not
make it to the pay-per-view after Doze gets through with you?

(Lowedown tosses the microphone to Dozer who steps to the center of the ring...)

Dozer:I know that Z is probably sitting back there drinking a Perrier and laughing about what he thinks he is going to do tonight, but he is definitely wrong! I've never that jack@$$ even
when he was my brother's sidekick in the Brotherhood!

King:Oh no! Dozer is going to eat those words tonight!

JR:Dozer may indeed.

Dozer:Master Z isn't as bad as he thinks he is and tonight I am going to prove it to the world here whether Z likes it or not! I will Bulldoze his @$$ right through the mat for everyone to
see! Z won't stop the Bulldozer!

(Lowedown walks back over and grabs the microphone back...)

Lowedown:Do you see what you've gone and done Z? You already had me BLEEPED off and now you've got Dozer all BLEEPED off! I don't think I can control him buddy! Then again,
I don't think I want to. I'm gonna let Dozer do whatever he wants to tonight and when you're lying in the middle of the ring and battered and bloodied, I will simply laugh over your
broken body! That is the Lowedown on that!

>>>

(A camera backstage shows Kolic playing Metroid Prime 2 with Kate.)

Kate: So...you're facing Axe tonight.

Kolic: Yep...watch your back!

Kate: What?

Kolic: Ha! Got you with a charged Annihilator beam!

Kate: No fair, I wasn't paying attention!

Kolic: You can't not pay attention when you're playing against me! Anyway,
this whole Axe-Tamer thing is a jealously issue blown way out of proportion.
Tamer does, however, have a reason for his jealousy, considering what Axe
did to Dizi.

Kate: I'm starting to wonder if he didn't do what he did on purpose, just to
spite Tamer.

Kolic: We'll never know. Still, it probably wasn't necessary for Tamer to
increase hostilities like he did.

Kate: So, you don't remember when you and the rest of Prime Time attacked
Axe in a hallway? Got ya! Another point for me!

Kolic: Blast! That is true...hmm. It was a favor to an old friend of mine,
and the attack wasn't out of anger or malice. It was partly retribution for
his actions several months ago.

Kate: Also true. (Kate hears a knock at the door and turns around) Come in!

(Silence)

Kate: That was weird...what the?!?

Kolic: Haha! You fell for it! I had my Battlebot Minefield outside the door,
he distracted you long enough so that I could get the kill!

Kate: You dirty little...it's on now!

(Kolic and Kate continue to battle as the camera fades)

>>>

(The arena parking lot is jam-packed full of cars, pick-ups and other
trucks. As the show has already begun, most people are here already but it
appears that a latecomer is hurriedly speeding into the parking lot trying
to find a parking space. Whomever this latecomer is he or she is driving a
clean, glowing silver Ferrari 360 Spider with black tinted windows for extra
security. The person finally finds a parking space, switches off the engine
and steps out of the auto. Tai has his usual jet-black hair spiked up, a
small goatee on the end of his chin, a black BMWF t-shirt, a pair of dark
blue denim jeans and finally a pair of black and white Converse shoes on his
feet, I'm sure you'll agree he is looking very rock star like. Tai presses a
button on his keys and the lights of his car flash signalling that the alarm
has just been switched on; you never know about the people in Massachusetts,
they could be looking for a car to pinch. Suddenly, over the sounds of the
car engines and hustle and bustle of Massachusetts comes a man's voice
shouting towards Tai. As the shouting becomes gradually louder as the man
becomes near we realise that it is none other than the BMWF resident
interviewer and apparently member of In-Stink, Michael Bole! Tai Hashi
greets him with a smile.)

Tai Hashi: Hey, Bole. What's up?

(Michael Bole seems out of breath.)

Michael Bole: Where have you been? I was hoping to see you right at the
beginning of the show but you've turned up late.

Tai Hashi: Yeah, I had a bit of problem; traffic is chaotic tonight because
of this event. You know what they're all here to see right?

Michael Bole: Well, with a main-event like Master Z vs. Dozer Phillips and a
pre-main event like Lowedown vs. Tamer for the Hardcore Title, it's obvious
what they've came to see.

(Tai Hashi puts his hands on his hips, grins and shakes his head.)

Tai Hashi: You really are as stupid as you look aren't you, Mike?

Michael Bole: Huh?

Tai Hashi: What these people, who may I say, are The Hashi Army, have come
to watch me kick Alexei Romanov's rookie butt all over Lowell,
Massachusetts! Alexei is new to the BMWF but apparently has a longer
history.well if he thinks he has what it takes to become a BMWF superstar
he's going to have to go through me, I've seen him wrestle and I admit he
has got talent but those matches were nothing.I'm on top form tonight and
he's going to feel the hot end of the stick! I am the electrifying,
mesmerising, rock star; he's just a downright, (bleep) clown, rookie! Dig
that Mike!

(Tai Hashi walks past Michael Bole who is still trying to catch his breath
from running halfway down the parking lot to find Tai Hashi.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of San Quentin Correctional Facility...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

Ash

(The guttural opening guitar of Pantera’s “Drag the Waters” destroys the quiet of the Arena. Ash makes his way from the back and stands at the top of the ramp. Ash soaks in the boos of the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. Ash rolls into the ring and signals for a mic.)

Ash: There isn’t much to say about my worthless opponent tonight, so I’ll keep is short and simple. You aren’t going to beat me tonight Mafioso it just isn’t going to happen. So just come on down and accept your beating like a good like nobody. And that’s really all I have to say about this loser. Bring on the pain.

(Ash tosses out the mic and goes after Mafioso.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez...
From Mexico City...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Mafioso

(The Bruisertron lights up with the words The "NEW" Union flashing brightly
across the screen then followed by ABOVE THE LAW in old english letters. By
now Tupac's Hit Em Up has begun to blast over the PA system. Mafioso walks
out to the top of the ramp wearing black boots,black sweatpants,and his
Union t-shirt. Mafioso slowly makes his way down the ramp and slides into
the ring)

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Mafioso whips Ash into the ropes.
Ash hits Mafioso with a clothesline.
Mafioso falls out of the ring.
Ash goes through the ropes.
Ash goes for a slap, but Mafioso reverses it.
Joe Finch counts: 1.
Mafioso smacks Ash with a devastating clothesline to the back of the head .
Mafioso shoves Ash into the guardrail.
Mafioso uses a Russian legsweep on Ash.
Mafioso throws Ash back into the ring.
Mafioso hits floatover DDT on Ash.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mafioso.
Mafioso goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Ash counters it with a facerake.
Ash whips Mafioso into the ropes.
Ash goes for a kick to the head, but Mafioso blocks it.
Mafioso whips Ash into the turnbuckle.
Mafioso charges into the corner.
Mafioso hoists Ash high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Ash crashing ha
rd to the mat.
Mafioso goes for a backdrop, but Ash blocks it.
Ash goes for a kick to the head, but Mafioso blocks it.
Mafioso uses a spinebuster on Ash.
Mafioso uses a T-Bone Suplex on Ash.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Mafioso nails Ash with a superkick.
Mafioso runs into the ropes.
Ash misses with an elbow.
Ash hits Mafioso with a shoulderblock.
Ash goes for a kick to the head, but Mafioso blocks it.
Mafioso hits Ash.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mafioso.
Ash chops Mafioso.
There are lots of chants for Ash.
Ash kicks Mafioso.
Ash hits Mafioso.
Mafioso punches Ash.
Mafioso is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Ash kicks Mafioso.
The crowd is really behind Ash.
Ash uses a snap mare on Mafioso.
Ash gets a chokehold on Mafioso.
Joe Finch warns Ash to let go.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three, four.
Ash runs into the ropes.
Mafioso hits Ash with a kick.
Mafioso makes a fist,puts up forefinger and pinky finger then spits through them
.
Mafioso is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mafioso whips Ash into the ropes.
Mafioso misses with an elbow.
Mafioso misses with an elbow.
Ash hits Mafioso with a kick.
Ash puts Mafioso in a chokehold.
Joe Finch warns Ash to let go.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three, four.
Ash whips Mafioso into the ropes.
Mafioso hits Ash with a kick.
Mafioso executes a missile dropkick on Ash.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Mafioso takes Ash down with a missile dropkick.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Mafioso gives the sign for the Hit 'Em Up.
Mafioso executes the Hit 'Em Up on Ash.
Mafioso goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mafioso runs into the ropes.
Ash misses with a clothesline.
Ash misses with a clothesline.
Mafioso misses with a clothesline.
Mafioso hits Ash with a clothesline.
Ash falls out of the ring.
Joe Finch counts: one, two, Ash reenters the ring.
Mafioso sends Ash into the turnbuckle, but Ash reverses it.
Ash runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Ash nails Mafioso with a facerake.
Ash goes for a roundhouse right, but Mafioso counters it with a punch.
Mafioso runs into the ropes.
Mafioso misses with a clothesline.
Ash almost takes Mafioso's head off with a lariat
Ash goes for a snap mare, but Mafioso blocks it.
Mafioso hits Ash with a spinebuster.
Ash goes for a kick to the head, but Mafioso blocks it.
Mafioso goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ash blocks it.
Ash runs into the ropes.
Mafioso smacks Ash with a devastating clothesline to the back of the head .
Mafioso nails Ash with a Russian legsweep.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mafioso.
Mafioso executes a T-Bone Suplex on Ash.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Mafioso throws Joe Finch into the ringpost.
Joe Finch falls out of the ring.
Joe Finch is out cold.
Mafioso whips Ash into the ropes, but Ash reverses it.
Mafioso hits Ash with a clothesline.
Len Stanley comes running down to the ring.
Ash nails him with The Lockdown.
The crowd is really behind Ash.
Ash executes the Lethal Injection on Mafioso.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is really behind Ash.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Ash!

(As the ref makes the count to end the match.)

JR: There’s some commotion at ringside.

King: Yaah! It’s that Idiot Tai Hashi.

(Tai climbs over the barricade with a bat in his hands.)

JR: Tai is bringing a bat into the ring. It looks like this youngster means buisiness.

King: I’m not sure this idiot knows what he’s getting into giving Ash a weapon like that.

(Tai rolls into the ring and goes right after Ash with the bat. Ash happens to turn and notice Tai charging and barely has time to dive to the mat, catching a glancing blow off his shoulder. Tai turns around to try and level another shot at Ash but is met with the heel of Ash’s boot into his midsection causing him to drop his bat.)

JR: The youngster Tai never saw that one coming King. A hard shot to the midsection by Ash.

King: He’s lucky that shot wasn’t any lower JR.

(Ash gets to his feet and grabs Tai by the hair and pulls him back into a reverse headlock. Ash drags his thumb across his throat, the signal for the Lethal Injection.)

JR: This could be it for the youngster, Ash is signaling for the Lethal injection.

King: YAAH!

(Tai manages to get a grip on his bat and swings it awkwardly up at Ash catching him across the side of the head and forcing him to release Tai. Tai rolls backwards as security hits the ring. The staff holds the two superstars apart as Ash signals for a mic.)

Ash: Tai, look I figure I had this coming since I started this rift, but I actually never thought you’d be stupid enough to pursuer it any further. But it looks like you’ve got more guts, or fewer brains than I gave you credit for. So I’m going to give you everything you ever wanted. If you’re not scared I challenge you to a match at Season’s Beatings. The stipulation being that the loser must come out at the next bedlam in front of everyone and admit to everyone that he isn’t worthy of being mentioned in the top tier of this federation.

(The crowd cheers as Ash tosses the mic over to Tai.)

Tai: Look here Ash. I came out tonight to show you that the Rockstar isn’t afraid of you or anyone. I’ll accept your challenge, and you better be ready to admit to everyone that your days of ruling this federation are over. I can’t imagine what admitting you’re past your prime is going to do to you Ash, but I’m definitely interested in finding out.

JR: That’s it folks, Ash vs Tai Hashi at Season’s Beatings. With the loser having to admit he’s not worthy of being mentioned among the top stars of this federation.

King: HA! I can tell you now neither of these losers deserve that. Maybe we’ll get a double count out!

(Tai and Ash stare down each other as we cut to commercials.)

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(We see Paddy O’Brien backstage in the interview
area with Bole.  Paddy is wearing green wrestling
tights emblazoned with a white shamrock on the left
thigh.  He has on black boots, and has the Irish
flagged draped over his shoulders)
 
Bole: Paddy O’Brien
 
(Paddy interrupts)
 
Paddy: Just call me Paddy.
 
Bole: Paddy, you’ve been in the BMWF a few weeks
now but we don’t really know that much about you.
 
Paddy: Well I’m Irish, and that’s about it.  However
I’ll get together with teh nice production guys during
the week, and get something together for Season’s Beatings.
 
Bole: Tonight you face Ryushi Fujita, a big step up
from the couple of guys you’ve faced so far.
 
Paddy: Very true Bole, this Ryushi fella is a tough
kid.  But ya can never underestimate teh Irish.
 
Bole: So you’re confident.
 
Ezekiel: Confident as ever, however Bole don’t
mistake it for foolhardiness.  Now its time for me
ta face the music…
 
>>> 

(Tobey is walking down the hallway towards his locker room when a dark figure runs up behind him and slams his head into the wall. Tobey drops to the ground and the figure picks them up, walking away.)

JR: Someone has just Abducted Tobey!

King: I'll give ya two guess as to who it is, but your only gonna need one!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Tokyo, Japan...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

Ryushi Fujita

("Battle Without Honor Or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei starts to play as the fans in attendance look towards the entrance area. A good sized pop greets Ryushi Fujita as he walks out onto the stage area followed by Kojima. The former Light Heavyweight Champ makes his way down to the ring area, his focus solely on the match at hand. Once inside he bounces off the ropes a few times, awaiting the match to start.)

LILLY: His opponent...
From Tipperary, Ireland...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

"Irish" Paddy O'Brien

(The arena lights dim and the
Irish flag appears on the Bruisertron)
 
P.A: She won't come, just when you want it…
 
(Suddenly, ‘Top O’ The Morning
To Ya’ by House of Pain blares over the P.A.)
 
P.A: Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun…
 
King: Here we go J.R; it’s the Irish guy. 
He’s been a little quite over the past week!
 
(‘Irish’ Paddy O’Brien appears at the
top of the entrance ramp.  He is dressed
in a tight black tank top, with baggy
white trousers.  He is slim build, but with
very well defined upper body, evidenced
by the tank top.  In one hand he carries
the Irish flag, the other a microphone)
 
JR: Paddy O’Brien making his way
down to the ring.
 
(Paddy O’Brien continues down to
ringside, and rolls into the ring)
 
JR: A tougher test for Paddy O’Brien here tonight.
 
King: It may be too tough for him, facing Ryushi
Fujita of The Family.
 
Paddy: Cut teh music!
 
(The music cuts abruptly, and
Paddy continues in a strong Irish drawl)
 
Paddy: Ryushi, I know you’re thinking you got it
easy tonight, its time for a nasty shock.
 
*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Paddy O'Brien goes for a dropkick, but Ryushi Fujita side-steps and
Paddy O'Brien only hits air.
Ryushi Fujita gets a half Boston crab on Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Paddy O'Brien gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Ryushi Fujita puts Paddy O'Brien in a half Boston crab.
Paddy O'Brien is struggling to reach the ropes.
Paddy O'Brien grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.

(Fujita grabs Paddy O'Brien and tries to bodyslam him only to be thrown away. As he gets to his feet Fujita is greeted by a stiff forearm shot to the head by O'Brien staggering him backwards. He connects on several more forearms before sending Fujita into the ropes. Fujita ducks the clothesline attempt and springboards off the ropes catching O'Brien and delivering a reverse DDT that brings the crowd to life.)

JR: Ryushi Fujita executes a brainbuster on Paddy O'Brien.
Ryushi Fujita goes for a fisherman buster, but Paddy O'Brien blocks it.
Paddy O'Brien hits Ryushi Fujita with throat punch.
Paddy O'Brien hits Ryushi Fujita.
The crowd is really behind Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien hits Ryushi Fujita.
There are lots of chants for Paddy O'Brien.
Ryushi Fujita hits Paddy O'Brien.
The crowd is behind Ryushi Fujita all the way.
Paddy O'Brien punches Ryushi Fujita.

JR: Paddy and Ryushi locking up, Ryushi
behind with a backlock, Ezekiel with a
hiptoss sends Ryushi to the canvas.  Ezekiel lifts him
and throws him to the outside.
 
King: Ryushi slowly getting to his feet.
 
JR: Here comes Paddy, bounces off the ropes, and nails a
baseball slide right into the face of Ryushi.
 
King: Ryushi into the guardrail, Paddy with stiff kicks to
the legs of Ryushi.
 
JR: Trying to eliminate Ryushi’s main asset, that being
speed.

Paddy O'Brien chops Ryushi Fujita.
The crowd is really behind Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien uses a fisherman suplex on Ryushi Fujita.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Paddy O'Brien hits Ryushi Fujita with a baseball slide.
Paddy O'Brien takes Ryushi Fujita down with Canadian backbreaker into turnbuckle
.
Paddy O'Brien is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Paddy O'Brien hits Ryushi Fujita with an Asai moonsault.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Paddy O'Brien whips Ryushi Fujita into the ropes, but Ryushi Fujita reverses it.
Ryushi Fujita hits Paddy O'Brien with a shoulderblock.
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita misses with a clothesline.
Ryushi Fujita hits Paddy O'Brien with a kick.

Fujita slowly lifts O'Brien to his feet and then drives him to the mat with a snap suplex. He then moves him towards the corner and quickly executes a split legged moonsault. Fujita pauses for a second before grabbing O'Brien and driving him to the mat with a vicious ddt. He quickly pounces on him and locks in a kneelock submission. O'Brien remains in the hold for several seconds before finally reaching the bottom rope causing the ref to break the hold.

Ryushi Fujita goes for a head and arm suplex, but Paddy O'Brien
counters it with a Victory Roll.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Paddy O'Brien chops Ryushi Fujita.
The crowd is cheering on Paddy O'Brien.
Ryushi Fujita hits Paddy O'Brien.
The crowd is behind Ryushi Fujita all the way.
Ryushi Fujita punches Paddy O'Brien.
The crowd erupts.

O'Brien staggers Fujita with a stiff right hand and quickly follows that up with a short arm clothesline. Fujita is stomped a couple of times before being dragged to his feet and whipped into the ropes, O'Brien goes for another clothesline but Fujita counters it by ducking the clothesline and connecting with a reverse neckbreaker. Fujita quickly grabs him and drives him to the mat with a T-Bone suplex. He stomps on O'Brien a few times before climbing the turnbuckle and leaping off with a flying elbowdrop.

JR: Ryushi has Paddy dazed, he doesn’t seem
to know where he is.  Ryushi swings, somehow
Paddy blocks, he’s got Ryushi  SHAMROCK
DROP, a Juvi Driver on Ryushi, Paddy’s down
on the canvas, can he manage to roll over and get
the pin?

One, two, foot on the ropes.

Paddy O'Brien whips Ryushi Fujita into the ropes, but Ryushi Fujita reverses it.
Paddy O'Brien executes throat punch on Ryushi Fujita.
Ryushi Fujita smacks Paddy O'Brien with a devastating clothesline .
Ryushi Fujita executes a head and arm suplex on Paddy O'Brien.
The crowd erupts.
Ryushi Fujita nails him with a shooting star leg drop.
The crowd erupts.
He goes for the pin.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Ryushi Fujita!

JR: Fujita and O'Brien had a decent match...

(The lights flicker on and off. The go off for about 10 seconds. When they
come back on, the gold figure is in the ring wearing his gold pants, gold
mask, and his gold necklace with a gold charm that has a golden horseshoe on
it. The Gold Figure is holding a golden trash can lid. The Figure smacks
Fujita across the head with it.)

*WHAP*

(The Gold figure throws the lid down on the mat. The figure picks up Fujita
and bounces off the ropes. The figure hits Fujita with a bulldog, and
Fujita's head lands right on the trash can lid. The Gold figure stands, dust
himself off, and grabs a mic.)

Gold Figure: Gremlins? Such an odd word. Well you Mr. Fujita seem to have
some "gremlins" of you own. You are a part of "The Family" yet wouldn't a
family be there when you are in need. I see no one. If you want a REAL
family and a REAL friend, seek me out.

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Ash walks in as Witherspoon, Judge, and Scotty are playing a game of Texas Hold'em. He rushes over and turns the table over.)

Witherspoon: <ask what his problem is>

Judge: Yo, what's the deal Ash...I almost had a flush!

Ash: Nice to see you worthless *bleeps* are enjoying yourselves. Where were you? I had to sit in that d@mn terminal for over an hour waiting on you. None of you are picking up your cells. You realize how many autographs I had to sign waiting on you?


Scotty: I thought Witherspoon was gonna do it.

Witherspoon: <comment saying that you thought Judge was>

Judge: I thought Scotty was supposed to pick you up.

Ash: What kind of group are we that we can’t even make plans on who’s going to pick up who. We need some kind of organization around here and in a bad way.

Scotty: Ya know... I've been thinkin' 'bout that. Maybe one day we'll get a managa.

Ash: We sure could use one, but I can’t imagine who we can get to put up with you sorry jokers. I can’t imagine we’ll find somebody that patient, it’s not like people who deal with impossible people come along every day.

Witherspoon: <talk about how you never trusted them before>

Judge: It would be nice for someone to handle the hotels and flights, as we can see we're not much of a travel agent. Besides, most good champions have managers.

Scotty: Then maybe we'll have one come along someday... But, not any time soon. Ya know Shane challenged us to a tag team match?

Ash: And? It’s not like a challenge from him means that much.

Scotty: He wants him and Harry ta get a match wit us for our Tag Team titles.

Ash:I’m sure they do. I’m not running a daycare here Scotty, I don’t have time to give success lessons to those two.

Scotty: Hold on... Hahaha... I know they're just wantin' ta make names for themselves.
I'm thinkin' 'bout it... I ain't sayin' anythin' 'bout it.

Judge: The New Union is missing something that made the old Union so great and that is Scotty Scott. Without you my friend, they will be nothing but riding on the coattails of your old creation.

Scotty: I got an idea for Seasons Beatin's.

Witherspoon: <make a comment>

Ash: I’m not sure of my plans yet, but I’m sure not going to waste time legitimizing a stable not worthy of it.

Scotty: I know... I'm thinkin' 'bout this...

(The door closes before the cameras can pick up what is said.)

>>>

(The lights flicker on and off. The go off for
about 10 seconds. When the come back on
the gold figure is in the ring wearing his gold
pants, gold mask, and his gold necklace with
a gold charm that has a golden horseshoe on
it. The Gold Figure is holding a golden trash
can lid. The Figure smacks Kolic across the
head with it.)
 
Gold FIgure: Kolic, it is interesting that a man
of intelligence has chosen the path of faith. 
I see Prime Time every week making their
claims of unity.  If you were so intelligent you
would realise they don’t care about you, you are
not important to them.  You just follow with blind
faith.  If you want a real friend, come and find me.

>>>

(The bruisertron lights up, showing Tobey Miliken duct taped to a chair, stiring as he wakes up. His shouts are muffled by another strip of duct tape over his mouth. The shot pans back showing Witherspoon leaning against a table, wearing a black suit, minus a tie. He pulls the jacket off and sets it on the chair next to him.)

Witherspoon: i was just gonna wait until our match to mess you up, but then I figured, what the heck. I'll pay you a little visit before hand.

(Witherspoon put his foot on another chair and pulls out a straight razor, flipping it open. Tobey's eyes grow wide with fear as Witherspoon walks towards him waving it. The metal blade winks as it catches the light.)

Witherspoon: I dunno, you think I need a shave?

(Witherspoon laughs as Tobey yells at him as he walks to the table, setting the straight razor there and grabbing a metal pipe. he walks towards the radio, turning the power on, pausing it briefly.)

Witherspoon: You may have a feeling that this is familiar to you. Which it might be, because it is inspired by one of my favorite movies. Have you guessed it yet? let me give you a hint.

(Witherspoon turns the radio on, and Stealers Wheel's "Stuck in the middle with you" begins to play from the speakers. Witherspoon dances away from the table, the pipe in his hand. He dances over towards Tobey and lashes out suddenly with the pipe, smacking him accross the face, cutting him open. Tobey screams as Witherspoon goes back to dancing, turning around. He suddenly lunges towards Tobey, beating smacking him several times with the pipe, his body blocking the camera. Witherspoon walks out of the picture and the metal clang of the pipe being tossed asside his heard. Tobey looks dazed, blood flowing down his face as the music plays on. Witherspoon walks back into the picture, carrying a can of gasoline which he throws on Tobey. TObey screams in pain as the gas stings in his many cuts. he thrashes around, moaning in agony as Witherspoon pulls his Zippo out and plays with the top.)

Witherspoon: Don't worry, I'm not gonna burn yea. I just wanted to *BLEEP!* with your head a bit. In case you haven't figured it out, this is inspired by Quentin Tarantino's masterpeice, Resevoir Dogs. It also has several excelent Actors in it, not that you would know anything about that. This is simply inspired by a certain scene in there. I got something much more amusing in store for you.

(The scene returns to JR and King as The bruisertron fades.)

JR: That Witherspoon is a sick human being.

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