Date : 11/8/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : The Palace Auburn Hills, Michigan

JR: Ladies and gentlemen we have a clip from earlier in this week of the Judge deep in his new training regime with Scotty and Ash.

King: So for those of you at home that need a refill, this is the time to go get it.

JR: Let’s take a look at the footage.

(The camera cuts to a training facility where Scotty is spotting the Judge doing sit ups. As the Judge comes up to the top, Scotty slaps him hard across the face.)

Scotty: Three more, ya gotta be tough.

(The Judge goes back and comes back up and again is met with a hard right across the face.)

Scotty: Two more, ya gotta be tougha than tough.

(The Judge goes down and as he comes back up Scotty goes to lay another slap on him. However as the Judge gets to the top he raises his arm and blocks Scotty’s shot with his forearm. Scotty nods approvingly.)

Scotty: And most importantly ya always gotta be ready. Good job for today. Let’s get one more cycle in before…

(The door to the gym swings open and Ash steps in wearing a plain white shirt and jeans. Ash walks over towards Scotty and the Judge as they get to their feet. The Judge is wiping his forehead with a towel as Ash comes up. Ash nods and Scotty then turns to the Judge.)

Ash: So runt, you’re looking awful cocky this week. You taking your win over me last week as some sort of sign of something?

(The Judge lowers the towel and is having a hard time concealing his smirk.)

Judge: I wouldn’t say that. Just feeling energized that’s all. Why you feeling up for a rematch?

Ash: Not today runt, look hit the showers. I gotta talk to Scotty.

(The Judge looks releaved that he’s getting a reprieve and turns to head towards the showers. As soon as he turns his back, Ash pounces on him and wrenches in a sleeper hold. Scotty moves to intercede but Ash shoots him a look and he holds his steps. The Judge struggles to fight Ash off but Ash got the upper hand on his trainee and has the move locked in tight. As the Judge drops to a knee Ash stars talking to him.)

Ash: Listen closely runt before you take a nap. I don’t care how many times you’ve beaten somebody or how much better you think you are. You NEVER turn you back on somebody, especially me. Learn today’s lesson kid, you’re getting cocky. You want to be a champion, get your attitude in line and quit thinking you’re better than you are. It’s a long road run, if you’re going to get exicited half way there, you’re never going to make is.

(As Ash is talking the Judge’s arm he was fighting with goes limp and falls to the floor. Ash loosens the hold and the motionless Judge falls to the floor. Scotty makes a move towards Ash but Ash takes a step back.)

Ash: You’re want this kid to be a champion Scotty, teach him some humility.

Scotty: The kid’s fine Ash. Why don’t ya quit takin' out yer problems on him.

Ash: Listen Scotty, you train the body, let me worry about the head. Train your strengths, let me train mine. When he comes to run him ragged and cut him loose. He’s got a big obstacle this weekend and we need him to be as prepared as he can be.

(Scotty looks like he’s going to say something but holds his tongue. Ash sticks out his hand and Scotty shakes it. Ash grins and then heads towards the exit leaving Scotty to help the Judge.)

JR: Well it looks like the Judge’s training surely isn’t easy on him.

King: These clips aren’t easy on me either, I have to watch them.

JR: We’ve got word that the Judge is waiting backstage with a comment on his match tonight against Shane Perish and Witherspoon. Let’s go backstage…

(The camera cuts backstage where The Judge is shown standing in front of a BMWF logo.)

Judge: What you have just seen JR, is one of the most important lessons that Ash and Scotty Scott could have taught me. It was, don't be cocky and turn your back on people, because they can stab you in the back. In order to be a champion, you have to think like a champion.

(The Judge looks up at the BMWF logo.)

Judge: To be a BMWF champion, you have to stay focused on the task at hand and not be distracted by the glory. Tonight, my task is to take out Witherspoon and Shane Perish and I plan on accomplishing just that. Tonight's match is just a step in the direction of further accomplishments, and with the training of Scotty Scott and Ash, those accomplishments are going to start to rack up.

(The Judge grins as we fade.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Newark, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 244 pounds...

Axe

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Monterrey, Mexico...
Weighing in at 219 pounds...

Hector Barfza

(The same Mexican music as before plays again as Barfza makes his way to the ring.)

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Axe nails Hector Barfza with a kick to the groin.
Axe hits Hector Barfza with a swinging neckbreaker.
Axe sends Hector Barfza into the turnbuckle, but Hector Barfza reverses it.
Hector Barfza throws Axe into the turnbuckle.
Hector Barfza runs into the ropes.
Axe misses with a kick.
Axe uses a Hotshot on Hector Barfza.
The crowd is absolutely silent.
Axe covers Hector Barfza.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Axe hits a powerslam on Hector Barfza.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Axe executes a kick to the groin on Hector Barfza.
Axe takes Hector Barfza down with a Russian legsweep.
Axe hits a powerbomb on Hector Barfza.
Len Stanley counts: One, kickout.
Axe nails Hector Barfza with a backspin DDT.
Some fans are heading to the concession stands.
Axe executes the Loner's Landing on Hector Barfza.
Some fans are starting to leave.
Axe goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going "We want Len Stanley !".

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is Axe!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Cash Flo, Flawless, and Skiz are in the locker room
chillin' like usual.)

Cash: The Bank Vault is going to be huge Flawless, I
know it is. See, all those other losers in the BMWF
that tried to create a talk show segment all failed.
Why? Because they don't have my personality! I am
Cash-rific don't forget and what a show needs is a
Cash-rific host.

Flawless: And Flawless sidekick!

Cash: Sidekick? What you talkin' 'bout Flawless,
sidekick. I don't need any stinking sidekicks. The
Bank Vault is going to shine brighter than the sun
with just Cash Flo; I don't need to burn eyeballs
blind by adding something as flawless as you.

Flawless: Come on man, I want to be on the show. I can
just sit on the couch next to your guests. I'll laugh
once in awhile and say something witty on occasion.
That's it. Come on bro! I need this.

Cash: You just want to be on my show so you can make
on the babes that come on. Right? You know I'm already
trying to book Britney Speared.

Flawless: You are?

Cash: Yup, turns out her husband is a Cash-oholic and
when he heard about the show, he called to try to book
her. Cool huh?

Flawless: Wow.

Cash: I also am in the works to get Senator John Berry
on the show, you know, so the Bank Vault has a
political edge to it. I would offer a spot on the show
for that Monkey @$$ Clown Arnold Swartzenburger or
whatever the hell his stupid name is, but I refuse to
let him ANYWHERE near my show after the stunt he
pulled way back when. Man, this show is going to be
awesome! I like to see that fat head Tobey match me
here! Best TV champion my @$$!!!

Flawless: See, that's why you have to let me on the
show! Hell, I can't even wrestle. I feel like my
talent is being wasted here, Cash. At least when I was
headline independent promotion's, I was at least in
the ring entertaining the masses!

Cash: You were never 'head lining' those shows. You
were a low mid carder, just like you were here. So
stop living in the land of the lost, @$$ Clown.

Flawless: That's besides the point Cash, I'm not
talking about the then, I'm talking about the now now.
Since I helped revamp you, you should give me a little
something' somethin'.

Cash: You want to do something for the show?

Flawless: Yeah.

Cash: You want to be my sidekick?

Flawless: Not really, but I suppose that's better than
not doing anything.

Cash: Okay, fine. You can be the sidekick, but if you
get on my nerves once, you're off the show. Besides, I
do need a little help trying to book all these stupid
people. You have no idea how much of a pain it is
calling agents of this @$$ monkeys to see when they're
free. I'm sure Tobey Suck Milk doesn't know anything
about agents and what not, because all his films
sucked!

Flawless: You want to book wrestlers too?

Cash: Eventually. I'm going to try to get Lowedown on
the show and maybe Master P. You see, Tobey doesn't
know anything about being a TV champion. There is so
much more he needs to be doing besides just wrestling.
He needs to do thing creatively on the mic and
bedazzle the masses, which he is clearly not doing!
Anyway, screw that punk. Flawless, Mr. Sidekick, get
on the phone and start calling a few people on this
list to see when their monkey @$$e$ are free to come
on the Bank Vault.

Flawless: When is this going to start?

Cash: Pay-per-view! I'm going to try to book an
awesome guest for the show's arrival. Get going
Flawless, time is a wasting!

>>>

KING: ZZZZZZ!!! ZZZZZZ!!!

JR: Wake up, King! It's over!

>>>

(Sgt. Slobber comes into Bruiser's office.)

SLOBBER: I can't believe that you let that maggot Cash Flo have his own talk show!

BRUISER: WHAT? I didn't! The only one who I ever let, and will ever let have one is The Rock!

SLOBBER: I see! Oh, and the show editor had to cut half of Cash's promo's out due to going over the line.

BRUISER: Good! Dis yu find somebody to be Lowedown's partner, yet?

SLOBBER: No, sir! Not yet!

BRUISER: Then quit slobberin' all over my cold ones and get outta here!

SLOBBER: SIR, YES, SIR!

(Slobber marches out as we fade...)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Fighting out of Phoenix, Arizona...
Weighing in at 269 pounds...

William Black

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Huntington Beach, California...
Weighing in at 248 pounds...

"The One Winged Angel" Shodan

JR: Well, I must say, King, that this is NOT the way for a newcomer to the BMWF to start out...facing a wrestler that's been here for a while and not RPing on his second match!

KING: Yeah, kidn of fishy, isn't it? Well, I have the e-mail addresses of 80 jobbers...

JR: Good grief!

(While Shodan is making his way down to the ring, William Black slides under the bottom rope and charges up the ramp after him. Shodan swings at Black but he ducks and delivers a Low Blow right off the bat. Then William Black grabs Shodan by the back of his head and slams him face first into the railing. But William Black isn't done yet. He drags Shodan towards the ring steps and bounces his head off of them three times before walking him around the ring. Black slams Shodan's head into the ring post making a very loud ***BLUNG*** sound. Seeming satisfied with the sound
Shodan's head makes when it hits the ringpost, Black does it a few more times.)

**BLUNG** **BLUNG** **BLUNG** **BLUNG**

KING: Gah! That's gotta hurt!

(Then William Black drags Shodan on over to the announcer's table and Slams him face first onto it. Black stops and looks towards the ring as the referee is telling him to bring it inside.)

JR: Finally! The referee is trying to make some kind of sense out of this mess!

(While the referee is yelling at William Black, Shodan starts to stir. As he straightens himself up, Spirit turns him around by pulling on his shoulder.)

**CRASH**

JR: Now how is that Fair?!?
KING: HAHA! I like her! That's a Baaaad Girl!

(Spirit breaks a bottle of Bombay Sapphire right over Shodan's head. Shodan crumples outside of the ring with a gash over his right eye. William Black and the referee both turn to see what the commotion is all about. William Black slides Shodan inside the ring and then goes in after him.)

**DING** **DING**

(William Black picks Shodan up and throws him into the corner. Then Black punches him a few times in the face before dropping down and driving his shoulder into Shodan's ribs three or four times. William Black backs up a few steps as Shodan staggers out of the corner along the ropes, gasping for air.)

JR: Those shots to the ribs look like they've taken the wind right out of Shodan!
KING: William Black said he was going to beat the tar right out of that rookie tonight! Haha!

(William Black scores with another pair of hard left hands. Then William Black takes a step backwards and cocks his left hand like it's a gun. He sizes Shodan up and lets loose.)

JR: Magnum Punch from William Black! Shodan crumples to the mat!
KING: You could see his eyes rolling into the back of his head! He's out cold!

(With Shodan face down, William Black sizes him up and goes to work with a series of signature Fist Drops. After that, Black goes for a pin but only gets two. Slightly aggrivated, Black starts choking Shodan. The referee counts to four and Black breaks the hold. But right after he breaks the hold, William Black starts choking Shodan again. The referee counts to four before William Black breaks the hold. Finally, William Black stands up, stepping on Shodan's throat. As Shodan struggles to somehow not be getting choked, the refeee starts to count. Just like the arrogant and egotystical heel that he is, Black counts along with the referee to four before breaking the hold. After deciding Shodan has had enough of that, Black slides outside of the ring grabbing Shodan by the feet. He slides Shodan over to a ringpost and then wraps each of Shodan's legs around it.)

KING: GAH! I know what's coming next! I can't watch!
JR: Me either! This is gonna hurt, badly!

**GRONG**

(William Black pulls on each of Shodan's legs, slamming him groin first into the ringpost. Shodan, along with the audience, gasp in agony as William Black slides inside the ring. He stops, and points at some goofy looking guy in the front row and starts talking trash.)

JR: Shodan goes for a backbreaker, but William Black blocks it.
William Black punches Shodan.
The crowd is going crazy.
Shodan hits William Black.
Shodan chops William Black.
The crowd is really behind Shodan.
William Black chops Shodan.
The chants for William Black are deafening.

(William Black manages to get the upper hand once again after ducking a punch from Shodan and then running into the ropes and coming back with a Flying Forearm. Shodan is up quickly though and charges William Black. Black sends Shodan into the opposite corner with an Arm Drag. Like the rookie that he is, Shodan gets up and charges again, only to be met with another Armdrag. Just for good measure, William Black follows the Arm Drag with a Cross Armbreaker. Shodan quickly reaches the ropes though and after a four count, Black breaks the hold and backs away.)

JR: Shodan to his feet in the corner. He looks just a little shakey after that display... but he's still bleeding from that nasty shot from Spirit earlier.
KING: No kidding! He should! He's in the ring with William Black, the best Technical Wrestler in the BMWF Today!
JR: That may be true.

(Shodan looks left and right while in the corner. William Black stands in the middle of the ring beckoning him to come forewards again. A split Second later Shodan charges William Black but Black sidesteps it and grabs Shodan by the back of his hair and pushes him into the opposite corner's turnbuckle. While Shodan looks frustrated, William Black points at him and starts talking trash. Aggrivated, Shodan charges one more time but instead of sidestepping, William Black kicks him right in the mouth with a Superkick.)

JR: Wow! What Impact! Shodan might have just gotten the taste kicked out of his mouth!
KING: Yeah! Maybe some teeth too!

(William Black then picks Shodan up and sets him up for what looks like a Fallaway Slam. Black paces around the middle of the ring for a few steps and then slings Shodan over his shoulders with the Fallaway Slam. Black hangs on though, and Bridges, making this a pinfall attempt also.)

JR: THE SILENCER From William Black! One! Two! Thr--Shoulder up! William Black can't believe it King! He's arguing with the referee about the count!
KING: Stupid referee! He should've countest faster!

(While William Black is arguing with the referee about the speed of his count, Shodan starts to climb back to his feet.)

JR: Oh my gawd! Shodan is somehow getting back to his feet! Listen to this Capacity Crowd!

CAPACITY CROWD: SHODAN! SHODAN! SHODAN!

KING: You've got to be kidding! Why would the crowd be chanting a newbie's name?

(William Black turns around and takes a swing at Shodan, but Shodan blocks it and connects with a counter punch. Black swings again, and it's also blocked by Shodan. Shodan connects with another counter punch, and then lands a couple more right hands pushing Black into the ropes.)

JR: Shodan with a head full of steam! Shodan's making a comeback! Irish Whip--Reversal! William Black just threw Shodan into the ropes!
KING: Look! PUPPIES! Spirit's up on the apron distracting the referee!

(Shodan comes off the ropes and runs right into a Tilt-a-Whirl Piledriver from William Black that just spiked his head right off the mat, shaking the entire ring.)

JR: Did you just see that! The entire ring shook! Shodan's head just bounced right off the mat! He's got to have a broken neck!
KING: What did you just say? I was watching the Puppies!

(While Spirit has the referee distracted, William Black grabs each of Shodan's feet and stomps on his groin with a Low Blow. Spirit then hops off the apron and as the referee turns around, he sees William Black just stomping away on Shodan.)

JR: William Black takes Shodan down with a fisherman suplex.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
William Black runs into the ropes.
William Black hits Shodan with a clothesline.
William Black hits Shodan with a Russian legsweep.
William Black hoists Shodan high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Shodan
crashing hard to the mat.
William Black goes for a tiger driver, but Shodan counters it with a backdrop.
Shodan goes for an inverted DDT, but William Black blocks it.

J.R.:  William Black and Shodan mixing it pretty well here tonight King…though I think we’d all agree that the newest member of The Family has had the upper-hand pretty much all night.
 
King:  Does Lowedown know how to pick ‘em, or what?!
 
(Suddenly the crowd’s attention is pulled away from the action, and they begin to cheer loudly.)
 
J.R.:  It’s Howitzer!  Howitzer has just appeared at the top of the ramp!
 
(Howitzer steps from behind the curtain and starts to walk casually down to the ring.  He stops at intervals and shakes hands with the fans, gives high-fives, and poses for pictures.)
 
King:  Well he sure looks like he’s having a grand ol’ time…too bad he’s got no business being out here!
 
J.R.:  He’s not hurting anybody King…yet!  He’s got William Black’s attention, though!
 
(Black has momentarily given up his fight and turned to look at Howitzer walking towards the ring.  Black has a puzzled, suspicious look on his face.  Howitzer flashes him a big smile and waves as he approaches the ring.)
 
J.R.:  Ha!  Howitzer just waved at him!  Whoa, wait a minute could have an upset!
 
(Shodan gets himself up from the mat and grabs Black by the waist and tries a quick roll-up.  After a frenzied resistance, Black kicks out at 2.  He punches Shodan in the face and yells in frustration.  Howitzer arrives at ringside.)
 
J.R.:  Shodan almost took advantage there, King!  Black’s got to keep his mind on this match!
 
King:  This is unfair, J.R.!  Howitzer is distracting William Black!
 
(Howitzer settles in on the ring apron and simply stands watching the match.  He occasionally yells out a word of coaching or encouragement to both fighters.)
 
J.R.:  What the heck is Howitzer doing??
 
(The match continues with Howitzer simply standing and observing.  Whenever Black goes to bounce off the ropes, Howitzer pretends that he is going to pull down the top rope and send Black flying to the ground, but stops at the last minute, playing it for laughs.  The crowd cheers, distracting Black.  Shodan gets several cheap kicks and punches in.)
 
J.R.:  Howitzer has knocked William Black totally off his game with his antics!

JR: Shodan with some momentum! Shodan with an Irish Whip on William Black! Shodan Telegraphs for a Backdrop but William Black hangs onto the ropes. Black with a quick kick stands Shodan up. Shodan charges! William Black ducks! Shodan off the ropes! SPINEBUSTER!!! That shook the ring!

KING: Haha! Shodan just walked right into a Spinebuster! How can he not have known William Black was going to do that? William Black uses a Spinebuster spot in every match!

JR: I don't know King. Cover gets two. William Black in control of this match once again.


JR: William Black with the advantage after using a Bodyslam in the middle of the ring. Shodan is down. Black is heading towards the top rope. We've seen this before. Flying Elbow Drop!!
KING: Shodan just got crushed! I think he might've left a dent in the mat! Haha!
JR: William Black with a lateral press cover. One! Two! What the--William Black just picked Shodan up off the mat. Apparently he's not done yet.

(Black punches Shodan in the face twice and then sits there on his knees for a few seconds, looking around the ring. After a few more seconds, William Black stands up and shoves Shodan over with his foot. Then Black stomps on the back of Shodan's head a few times before kicking him in the ribs. Thoroughly satisfied the Shodan is unconscience, Black walks over to the side of the ring and motions for Spirit to hand him the mic. Like the good little lackey gothy girl that Spirit is, she does does so.)

BLACK: Now before all you stupid fans start booing me for beating the tar out of a snot nosed rookie, I have something to say!

CAPACITY CROWD: BOOOOOO!!!
RANDOM UP CLOSE FAN#!: WILLIAM BLACK YOU SUCK!!!

JR: He seems to have gotten under the skin of quite a few people here tonight!
KING: Shut up JR! I want to hear what he has to say!

(William Black walks over to Shodan while holding the Mic. He steps on the back of Shodan's head, smearing his bloody face all over the the mat, holding him down.)

BLACK: Now look. I tried to warn this kid. I tried to tell him. In fact, I did tell him what would happen if he crossed my path. I tried to warn him to just quit and no-show and just go home, but instead he insisted on coming out to the ring. He wanted to disrespect me like that! He wanted to disrespect THE FAMILY!!! SO THIS IS WHAT HE GETS!!!

(William Black chucks the mic in the referee's position and then drops down and applies a Triangle Choke. Shodan immediately starts kicking wildly trying to break the hold but Black just locks it in even tighter.)

KING: LOOK JR! I think his face is turning purple! He's like a rainbow! Red, Purple, and Blue! I wonder if he'll turn green! Haha!
JR: Shut up King! That's just not right!

(Shodan's body soon goes limp from the lack of oxygen. The referee slides on over and raises his hand once. It collapses on the mat in a heap. The referee then raises his hand twice, and it again collapses on the mat in a heap. Finally, the referee raises Shodan's arm for a third time, and yet again it collapses in a heap on the mat. The referee calls for the bell.)

JR: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is William Black!

KING: And Shodan is made a fool of in his 2nd or 3rd week, whatever it is!

(After choking Shodan out with a Triangle Choke, William Black kicks him several times in the back of the head while he's on the ground. Then Black grabs each of Shodan's Legs then stomps on his groin with a Low Blow. With a loud series of boos, Black slaps Shodan around a few times in the back of the head before picking him up. Then, William Black slams Shodan back down on the mat with an Empty Chamber. William Black drops to a topmount position and starts connecting with a long series of left hands when suddenly...)

JR: Somebody's gotta stop this madness!

(The ref has Black’s hand raised, and both men’s backs are to Howitzer.  As “Swampsong” plays over the PA, Howitzer jumps up onto the apron and climbs through the ropes and into the ring.  He gives Shodan a pat on the shoulder and a few words of encouragement, then walks over to William Black.  He stands mere inches behind him.  The crowd starts to cheer louder, and Black realizes what must have happened.  He wheels around.)
 
J.R.:  Face to face!  Oh man this is good stuff!!
 
King:  What’s gonna happen??  What’s gonna happen??
 
(Howitzer and Black stare at each other for a long time.  Finally, without warning, Howitzer gives William Black a hard shove.  Black is forced backwards a few steps.  He regains his ground and shoves Howitzer right back.  Howitzer isn’t moved quite as far.  He takes one step forward and kicks Black hard in the gut.)
 
J.R.:  Howitzer with the boot to the gut!  Black’s wind is completely knocked out of him! 
 
(Howitzer grabs the wounded Black and flips him upside down, then drops him to the canvas in a front piledriver.)
 
J.R.:  Piledriver!!  Black’s in serious trouble!  Who knows WHAT Howitzer is gonna do!
 
(Howitzer climbs quickly out of the ring and lifts the ring steps over his head.  He throws them over the top rope, and they hit the mat noisily.)
 
***CLANG***
 
King:  Oh no!!  He’s got those ring steps!!  Black’s gonna get crushed like a grape!
 
J.R.:  The big Bengal tiger’s looking to make a big strike here on Bedlam!
 
King:  Where’s The Family??
 
J.R.:  Howitzer knows they’re coming, all right!  That’s why he’s moving so fast!
 
(Howitzer clambers back into the ring and lifts the ring steps over his head again, standing directly over William Black, who is sprawled flat on his back in the middle of the ring.  Howitzer looks down at him, then drops the steel ring steps.  At the last minute, he hitches his arms a little and drops the steps off to the side.  The steps miss Black’s head by mere inches.) 
 
***CLANG***
***CLANG***
 
(Black involuntarily jerks his head the other way.)
 
J.R.:  Howitzer didn’t hit him with the steps! 
 
King:  He missed!!  Ha!  How hard is it to hit a sitting duck, ya big dope??
 
J.R.:  I think he missed on purpose King! 
 
(Howitzer bends over the prone Black and puts his thumb and forefinger an inch apart.  He puts them right in Black’s face.  On camera, Howitzer is seen mouthing the words “This close, William.  This close.”)
 
J.R.:  Howitzer just sent Black a message!!!
 
(Howitzer looks towards the curtain, then ducks out of the ring into the crowd.  The fans cheer and pat him on the back as he jogs through the sea of BMWFers and through an exit door.)
 
King:  Running from the family, what a coward!!

(Suddenly from in the audience Mafioso comes running down the aisle and hops
over the safety barricade making his way towards William Black and Shodan)

King:Who is that? Look JR that idiot is back again. Who is he here for JR?
Black or Shodan?

JR: I have a feeling we're about to find out in a second King!

(Mafioso runs towards the two and nails William Black in the back of the
head with a brutal clothesline!)

JR: I think that settles it King! Mafioso is here for William Black!

King:You have the best skills of deduction!

JR:Mafioso back on the attack now! Black taking numerous kicks to the head!

(Mafioso takes a couple of steps back then runs towards Black and gives him
a hard kick soccer style. Mafioso spits on William Black as he moans and
squirms on the ground. He stops and looks around for a second then spots a
chair and heads for it)

JR:I don't understand any of this King! Why is Mafioso attacking William
Black in such a brutal fashion?

King:Who knows why any of these morons do what they do? Especially these
Einsteins.

(Mafioso heads back with a chair in hand right as Black struggles to get
upon his feet)

Mafioso:Didn't think you would see me again did ya essa?

(Mafioso pulls the chair back far and suddenly swings quickly connecting
with William Black's skull sending him flying back and crashing against the
steel ring steps)

JR: I think William Black has been busted open folks.

(Mafioso walks up the ramp and heads to the back)

JR:Well William Black laid out by Mafioso and for seemingly no reason. Maybe
we can get some answers from Mafioso backstage.

King:We're sending a camera crew along with Michael Bole back there now JR.

(When the scene switches over Mafioso and Carlos are already in the parking
lot and about to step into a large dark sedan when Michael Bole comes
running up)

Bole:Mafioso wait!

(Mafioso steps back out of the car)

Mafioso:Make it fast Bole!

Bole:Why did you attack William Black tonight and does it have something to
do with your absence from the BMWF?

Mafioso:Just like I thought. Same old Bole with the same stupid questions.
Do things ever change? You are gonna have to wait like everyone else Bole!

(Mafioso steps back into the car and slams the door. The car speeds away
leaving Bole standing alone in the parking lot)

JR: We'll be right back!

(The camera cuts backstage where Michael Bole is shown standing with none other than The Judge.)

Bole: Judge, last week on Bedlam you defeated your mentor, Ash, in what some consider an upset. Some of your critics however, are claiming that Ash laid down for the pin to push you over as a bigger threat.

Judge: Bole, there's one thing I can tell you, and that is that Ash did not let me win! What happened was, Ash and Scotty's training helped me defeat Ash himself and if anyone doesn't believe me, they can take it to the ring so I can prove it. And that's just what I plan on doing tonight in my match against Witherspoon and Shane Perish.

Bole: Well, that leads me to my next question...tonight you take on Witherspoon and Shane Perish in a Triple Threat match. Do you think you can defeat these two?

Judge: Bole, did you not just hear what I said before? Last week I was able to beat Ash, one of the greatest BMWF champions of all time, and you think I'm going to have a problem with Witherspoon and Shane Perish? Please Michael, give me a break.

Bole: Tonight in the main event, there will be a title unification match. Some are saying that if Ash and Scotty had not wrongfully had you lose the Light-Heavyweight title, you would have had a chance of winning the unification match. What do you say to those people?

Judge: Obviously there are a lot of people who doubt what I am capable of. The decision to give up the Light-Heavyweight title was not only based on Ash and Scotty Scott's influence, but it was also my call. The fact is, I would probably win the title unification match if I was involved, but the fact is, I'm not, and I have plenty of other things on my agenda to do.

Bole: What about the return of Cash Flo to the BMWF...

Judge: I've been hearing a lot of junk Cash Flo has been saying about me, but when the time comes, Cash will regret everything he said. Now Michael, I have to get ready for my match.

(The Judge walks off as we fade.)

>>>

(Earlier this week)

(A camera shows Kolic on his computer in his Atlanta home playing City of
Heroes.)

Kolic: Those Skulls are going to pay for...

DING DONG

Kolic: What the...video, front door.

(The camera pans to a large monitor, which shows Kolic's front door. There
is no one there.)

Kolic: Probably some kids playing a prank...I'll go see if they left
anything for me.

(The camera follows Kolic downstairs and to the door. When he opens it, he
sees nothing.)

Kolic: That's odd, why would anyone...

(Kolic turns and spots a note taped to his door.)

Kolic: So this is the prank..."It is time for rebirth. This Monday will be
just the beginning." Rebirth, huh? He's about two months too late.

(Kolic crumples up the note and throws it away inside as the camera fades)

>>>

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 320 pounds...
From Olympia, Washington... weighing in at 145 pounds...
Brodie Manson

("Cherry Lips" by Garbage starts to play over the sound system. As the vocals start, the curtain separates and a figure appears in its place. Out steps Brodie Manson, wearing a red Sex Pistols t-shirt and black pants and red shoes; she smiles and waves at the noisy crowd. She reaches ringside, and Brodie climbs the steps and slips into the ring. She takes a glance at the other women in the ring before leaning over the ropes, smirking at the crowd.)

LILLY: Her partner...
From Miami, FL... weighing in at 175 pounds...
Judge Moody

PA: All rise for the honorable...JUDGE MOODY!

(The Judge Judy theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the stage. Judge Moody appears from behind the curtains and walks down the ramp as the crowd boos. Judge Moody enters the ring and raises her gavel in the air to get more boos from the crowd. Judge Moody takes her judge robe off and waits for her partner and opponents.)

LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Donnie MacPhearson...
At a total combined weight of 273 pounds...
From Clearwater, Florida... weighing in at 130 pounds...
Danielle "Dizi" MacPhearson
His partner...
From Trier, Germany... weighing in at 143 pounds...
Jacklyne J.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!

(Brodie comes into the ring and she and Dizi lock up. After shifting the weight back and forth, Brodie finally manages to get Dizi into a headlock.)

JR: Brodie sure is on the top of her game tonight.

(Brodie eventually releases the hold and grabs hold of Dizi’s underarm, nailing a monkey toss. With Dizi on the ground, Brodie slings off of the ropes and comes running back with a splash across Dizi. She quickly hooks the leg and attempts a pin.)

King: See, you have to stay on top of your opponent to win, JR.

JR: Quick cover, but Dizi kicks out shortly after two.

(Brodie grabs Dizi’s arm and pulls her to her knees. She hooks Dizi’s arm and send her back down to the ground with an arm drag takedown. With Dizi’s hand still in her grasp, Brodie lifts Dizi up again and delivers another arm drag.)

King: I’m getting dizzy just watching those!

JR: Yes, I’m sure “Dizi” is “dizzy” too, King!

King: That wasn’t funny, JR.

(Brodie climbs to her feet and waits for Dizi to do the same. Once Dizi is standing, Brodie flies forward and delivers a dropkick, sending Dizi back down. Brodie runs towards the ropes, and when she comes bouncing off Judge Moody slaps Brodie’s back, making a blind tag. Moody climbs into the ring and signals for Brodie to get out.)

JR: Dizi goes for a headlock takedown, but Judge Moody counters it with
a back suplex.
Judge Moody goes for a headbutt, but Dizi blocks it.

Judge Moody tags out.

Brodie Manson takes Dizi down with a snap mare.
Brodie Manson executes a fireman's carry on Dizi.
Brodie Manson is going for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Brodie Manson runs into the ropes.
Dizi uses a high kick on Brodie Manson.
Dizi hits Brodie Manson with armlock.
Dizi puts Brodie Manson in a wristlock.
Brodie Manson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Dizi hoists Brodie Manson high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends B
rodie Manson crashing hard to the mat.
Jacklyne J. enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Dizi and Jacklyne J. whip Brodie Manson into the ropes.
They hit Brodie Manson with a double fist to the midsection.
Jacklyne J. leaves the ring.
Dizi runs into the ropes.
Brodie Manson hits a monkey flip on Dizi.
Brodie Manson is going for the pin.
Brodie Manson executes the Starbelly on Dizi..
There are lots of chants for Brodie Manson.
Brodie Manson goes for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brodie Manson.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winners are Brodie Manson and Judge Moody!

(Brodie is heading up the ramp when Cash Flo stumbles
out on the stage.)

Cash: Hold on a damn second there Brodie you ain't
finished. Now I have been watching you in the back
flaunting both your @$$ as well as your wrestling
assets and I just had to comment on them. Now your @$$
is something else. Cash-oholics, behold the biggest
@$$ in the federation!!!

(Mix reaction from the fans.)

Cash: Next to Tobey Be Milkin' of course! (Looking at
Brodie) Now hold on a second there girl, let the most
Cash-rific wrestler in this stupid federation finish
before you start crying. Everyone here knows, both
backstage and watching at home that Cash is all about
the big girls!!! My first manager could out eat Andre
the Giant in a pie-eating contest if the situation had
ever presented itself. But lets not talk about her,
this is about you.

(A small Logo chant starts, causing Cash to glare at
the audience.)

Cash: You can cheer for her all you want, but she
ain't coming back! (Focused on Brodie again) Now as
for your wrestling attributes. They're not half bad,
to be frank. But you lack something Judge MOOOOOdy and
Dizi have, and that's a little something called facial
hair!

King: What?

JR: Cash is insane!

Cash: If you want to carve a name for yourself in the
BMWF you have got to step it up a little. Because
right now, your floundering around like a fish out of
water! Now before you ask me if I'm the one going to
be giving you what you need to become something better
than a thorn in everyone's side, I'm NOT! Now I could
give a damn about you or anyone sitting in this arena
tonight! All of you can go straight to hell for all I
care, because you all SUCK! But I will give you a
little something to help push you in the right
direction.

JR: Look King! Here comes Skiz and Flawless, they were
in the crowd!!! Brodie doesn't see them creeping up
behind her.

(Skiz grabs Brodie from behind, but she kicks him
right in the holy grail! She spins around and
clothesline's him. She goes for Flawless, but he's
able to step out of harms way and quickly locks on a
full nelson!)

JR: What are they going to do to that poor woman? This
isn't right King.

Cash: Here's what I promised Brodie, the motivator
every woman needs in the BMWF to achieve greatness!

(CASH KISSES BRODIE!!! After a fifteen second kisser,
Cash breaks the lip lock.)

Cash: Feel better? You have just officially become the
envy of every woman here in the BMWF! Come on guys,
let's roll.

(Flawless tosses Brodie aside as he and a limping Skiz
follow Cash to the back.)

JR: We'll be right back!

LILLY: This contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall.

From Los Angeles...
Weighing in at 267 pounds...

Shane "Sy" Perish

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Minneapolis...
Weighing in at 300 pounds...

Witherspoon

(Trick Daddy’s "Let’s Go" blares from the speakers as Witherspoon walks out onto the stage. He’s wearing a black skull cap with green flames around it and the word’s "Minnesota Madman" written on the front, his black trench coat, his "Witherspoon" shirt, black fingerless glove on his left hand, black pants, and leather boots with metal buckles that go up to mid calf. He has a black leg brace on his left knee. He slowly makes his way down the stage, limping slightly as the crowd boos him loudly. He slides into the ring and stands with the help of the ropes. He slides his trench coat off and tosses it to the side, his cast clearly visible. He slowly pulls his shirt off and tosses it with his coat. Lastly he removes his skull cap and tosses it with the rest of his things. Witherspoon paces across the ring, waiting for the match to start)

Their opponent...
From Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

The Judge

PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!

(Black and white pyros shoot off around the stage as the Judge Joe Brown theme hits. The Judge appears from behind the curtains, wearing his "Judge" shirt and holding his gavel. He walks about halfway down the ramp and then stops. The Judge raises his gavel in the air and then brings it down three times, each time a black and white pyro shoots off behind him. The Judge enters the ring and raises his gavel in the air to get a mixed reaction from the crowd. The Judge takes off his judge robe and gets ready for his opponents.)

JR: We are being joined here by the World Tag Team Champions.

King: I can't believe it!!! Ash and Scotty are actually joining us!!!

Scotty: Don't get too excited King. We didn't bring any women wit us.

JR: I know that takes the King's smile away.

Ash: We figured we’d watch our project at work. Take notes on what we need to fix next week.


*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!

Witherspoon sends Shane Perish into the turnbuckle.
Witherspoon runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Witherspoon runs into the ropes.
Shane Perish takes Witherspoon down with a spinebuster.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shane Perish.
Shane Perish uses a gutbuster on Witherspoon.
Shane Perish takes Witherspoon down with neckbreaker.
Shane Perish whips Witherspoon into the ropes, but Witherspoon reverses it.
Shane Perish misses with a clothesline.
Shane Perish smacks Witherspoon with a devastating clothesline .
Shane Perish executes a piledriver on Witherspoon.
A few fans are booing Shane Perish, while a few others are cheering him.

Scotty: That is the typical Shane... That punk always wanted ta be like me.

Ash: You can see the potential in the Judge can’t you JR? He’s got raw talent, that’s something you can’t teach.

JR: I think Judge is a prefectly good wrestler. He really doesn't need your help.

Ash: It all depends on your idea of success JR. Some people are happy being Light Heavyweights, some aren’t. The Judge finally figured out which one of those two he is.

Scotty: Ya just don't get it JR. That kid has the potential ta do 'lot more in the BMWF... But if he stayed the way he was... He would neva get the respect he deserves.

Ash: I mean look at his opponents tonight JR. Asylum and Whateverspoon. Hardly marquee names themselves.

Scotty: Them boys couldn't even carry muh jockstrap. Ya know Spoon should get someone ta pull him aside and teach him how ta rassle.

JR: But he is a good wrestler also.

Ash: Apparently we aren’t working with the same definition of good that you are JR.

JR: Shane Perish hits Witherspoon with reverse suplex.
A few fans are booing Shane Perish, while a few others are cheering him.

Scotty: I knew Spoon couldn't hold the advantage long... That boy is just sad.

Ash: Just sad, what else is there to say?

JR: It was a rookie mistake!!!

King: But rookie mistakes can end your career in the ring.

Ash: King, I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Scotty: Ya would think that he might would've learned a few thin's by now. Judge is five times the rassler that Spoon or Shane is.

Ash: Imagine where Judge will be when we’re finished with him.
 

JR: Shane Perish almost takes Witherspoon's head off with a clothesline
Shane Perish uses a backbreaker on Witherspoon.
Shane Perish uses neckbreaker on Witherspoon.
Shane Perish goes for a backdrop, but Witherspoon counters it with a sunset flip
.
The Judge takes Shane Perish down with a DDT.
The crowd is really behind The Judge.
The Judge whips Shane Perish into the ropes, but Shane Perish reverses it.
Shane Perish hits a superkick on The Judge.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Shane Perish.
Shane Perish whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge almost takes Shane Perish's head off with a clothesline
The Judge hits a DDT on Shane Perish.

JR: The judge has been trying to get on the two of you guys good side so he has become just like you.

Ash: We don’t need a clone JR, but if hanging around excellence rubs off on him, then so be it.

Scotty: But he is comin' 'long.

King: But what about Shane and Witherspoon?

Ash: What about em? That’s what we’ve been saying all along. What about them?

Scotty: Hahaha... They both are jokes. I've seen betta rasslers in Mexico.

Ash: And trust me, Scotty’s seen a lot of Mexico.

JR: 3!!oon doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd is really behind The Judge.

*DING DING* 

LILLY: The winner is The Judge!

 JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Cash, Flawless, and Skiz have all been laid out. It
looks as if Tobey is going to have his vengeance.
Heading over towards Cash, Flawless grabs his ankle.
Tobey kicks flawless in the face, breaking the former
Prime Timer of his hold. He kicks Flawless a few more
times for his effort, giving Cash enough time to
stagger to his feet. Tobey sees him and quickly goes
after him, but as he grabs Cash, Cash lands a low blow
on Tobey!)

Cash: Got Milk?

(Cash flows up the low blow with a vicious power bomb,
right through a nearby table! Cash isn't done, as he
picks up Tobey and leads him down the hall, landing
the occasional punch. Cash stops outside of an office
with glass windows on either side of the door.)

Cash: After I clean Kolic's clock tonight, consider
your @$$ next! It can be for the title or for nothing
at all, but come pay-per-view time Tobey it's you and
me! And that you can take to the bank!

(Cash Irish whips Tobey right through one of the glass
windows!!!! Cash staggers away, clearly hurt from
Tobey's attack, but at least he's still standing. The
cameraman quickly runs in to see how Tobey is and we
can clearly see blood pouring down his face!!!)

JR: That's terrible! Somebody had better see if he's
all right!

>>>

(Sgt. Slobber is in the back when he comes across Johnny Stinker, Two Bold Stupido and Harry Nelson standing in the hallway!)

SLOBBER: 'TEN HUT!

(The jobbers snap to attention.)

SLOBBER: Any of you maggots want to be Lweodwn's partner tonight?

STINKER: Well, I would be, but I just ate 3 frozen burritos!

*POOOOT*

SLOBBER: Egads! That smell is awful! I think President Bush should send you over to Iraq! What about you, Stupido?

STUPIDO: I'd be happy to, Sarge, but ah' have some boogie class t'go to! Right on!

SLOBBER: Shut up, you maggot, and give me 50!

(Stupido pulls out a $50 and gives it to Sarge.)

SLOBBER: What about you, Nelson?

NELSON: Well, I would , but I'm so depressed! I mean, I'm not even a clone! WAHHHH!

SLOBBER: Shut up and give me 100, you maggot!

NELSON: All I have is 98 cents.

SLOBBER: BAH!

(Sarge blows them off and leaves...)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Boston, MA...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...

Cash Flo

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Atlanta, GA...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...

Kolic

(A bright flash of light suddenly fills the arena, revealing a brown cross
on white background on the Bruisertron. A smooth guitar riff kicks in,
followed by drums and a spoken voice)

PA: YOU MOCK ME BECAUSE I'VE CHANGED...

(The same riff and drums sound)

PA: I PITY YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T...

(Pyros flash as the rest of "In Me" by Kutless plays. Kolic walks out to
thunderous applause and cheers. He runs down to the ring and slides under
the ropes. He climbs a turnbuckle and raises his fist to the audience, then
jumps down and waits for the match to start.)

(Cash pushes Kolic. Kolic looks down at his chest then
at Flo.)

Flo: You wouldn't dare punch Jesus!

(Kolic drills Cash with a clothesline, sending the
Million Dollar Champion over the top rope and onto the
floor below. Cash can't believe it. Ripping off the
wig, he starts to climb back into the ring, but Kolic
kicks him off and sends Cash bouncing, chest first,
off the security railing! Flawless and Skiz rush to
his aid.)

(In the ring, Kolic tries to pump up the crowd, while
Flawless and Skiz talk to Cash Flo. Helping him out of
his robes and fake beard, Cash Flo orders the ref to
get Kolic back. After a little arguing with Kolic, the
ref manages to get Kolic away long enough for Cash to
slide back into the ring. As soon as he's in, the bell
rings and the match is officially underway!)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Kolic uses spinning headscissors on Cash Flo.
Kolic executes irish whip on Cash Flo.
Kolic hits Cash Flo.
Numerous fans are using Kolic for target practice.
Kolic chops Cash Flo.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kolic chops Cash Flo.
Numerous fans are using Kolic for target practice.
Cash Flo hits Kolic.
The crowd is starting to get behind Cash Flo.
Cash Flo punches Kolic.
Cash Flo hits Kolic with a bulldog.
A small "Cash Flo" chant is being started.

(Kolic tosses Cash Flo into the corner and quickly
runs in with a massive clothesline. Without wasting
time, Kolic climbs the turnbuckle so he is standing
directly over Cash Flo. He raises his hand towards the
fans, letting them know he intends to do some major
damage to Cash's beautiful face. He lands two blows
before Cash Flo picks him up and takes two weary steps
towards the center of the ring, before hitting a Super
Atomic Drop!!! As Kolic stumbles around the ring
holding his former glory, Cash strikes Kolic with a
spinning-heel kick to the jaw, dropping Kolic to the
mat.)

(Cash, shaking the cobwebs lose, stumbles over to the
turnbuckle and proceeds to climb. He sits down on the
top turnbuckle, flips off the crowd before leaping
off, landing a leg drop right across Kolic's throat.
Cash doesn't waste anytime in hooking the leg and
going for a quick pin. Kolic kicks out at 2.)

(Angry, Cash starts stomping away on Kolic's chest.
After a few brutal shots, Cash Flo climbs the
turnbuckle again, but this time he sets himself up on
the tope and waits. Slowly, Kolic gets to his feet.
Standing, he doesn't see that Cash Flo is behind him.
As he slowly turns around, Cash leaps off and hits a
neck breaker off the tope rope!!! Cash again goes for
a quick pin, but Kolic gets his foot on the rope!)

KING: JR, is this Friday?

JR: No, it's Monday!

KING: Then why aren't you talking?

JR: Cash Flo uses a huricanrana on Kolic.
Cash Flo hits Kolic with the Swinging DDT.
The crowd is starting to get behind Cash Flo.
Cash Flo puts Kolic in a crossface chickenwing.
Kolic makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds.
Cash Flo whips Kolic into the ropes.
Cash Flo executes a faceslam on Kolic.
Cash Flo hits a flying elbowdrop on Kolic.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, in the ropes...

JR: Kolic blocks a punch from Cash Flo.
Kolic counters with a punch, followed by three more.
Kolic ducks a punch from Cash Flo and hits a Russian legsweep.
Kolic hits a frogsplash.
Kolic goes for a pin.

Ref: 1, 2, kickout!

JR: Kolic has turned the match around! He's climbing the turnbuckle...Cash
gets to his feet...Kolic hits a hurricanrana! Cash is on the middle rope;
Kolic's signaling for the 619! He rebounds off the far ropes and hits it!
He's handstanding on the top rope, this can only mean...

King: Nap time?

JR: No King...Slide Rule! Kolic goes for the pin!

Kolic uses 10 punch in corner on Cash Flo.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kolic nails Cash Flo with a headbutt.
Kolic executes foot choke in corner on Cash Flo.
Numerous fans are using Kolic for target practice.
Kolic throws Cash Flo out of the ring.
Kolic goes for a plancha, but Cash Flo moves out of the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Cash Flo goes for a hiptoss, but Kolic counters it with a backslide.
Jack Slone counts: 1.
Kolic goes for the Binary Blast, but Cash Flo counters it with a side step.
Cash Flo shoves Kolic into the guardrail.
Cash Flo uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kolic.
Jack Slone counts: 2.
Cash Flo whips Kolic into the guardrail.
Jack Slone counts: 3.
Cash Flo reenters the ring.
Kolic rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Cash Flo goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kolic counters it with
a side suplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Kolic runs into the ropes.
Kolic hits Cash Flo with a kick.

(Kolic tries to pick Cash up for a Suplex, but Cash
locks his leg around Kolic's. Kolic tries again, but
Cash refuses to go for this ride. Before he knows it,
Cash lands a few punches to Kolic's ribs and then hits
a snap suplex out of nowhere! Still locked, Cash Flo
rolls over onto his side and stands, bringing Kolic
with him. Cash then proceeds to hit another snap
suplex. Like the last one, he rolls over and brings
Kolic with him for another snap suplex! After the
third one, Cash hooks his leg, but Kolic kicks out by
2. Cash picks Kolic up and sends him into the ropes,
but as he comes off, BINARY BLAST!!!)

(Both men are down. Kolic starts moving first and
quickly goes for the pin, but Skiz puts Cash's leg on
the rope. Not seeing it, the ref has no choice but to
cancel the count. Kolic can't believe it. Angry, Kolic
breaks the pin and storms over to a nearby turnbuckle
and climbs. Positioning himself on the top, he waits
for Cash Flo to get up. Once Cash is up, Kolic leaps
off and finds himself impaled with the Downsizer!!!)

JR: Downsizer on Kolic!!! This might be it. Wait a
second, what is Cash Flo doing?

(Cash Flo rolls out of the ring and heads towards Kate
Green. Kate tries to run, but Flawless cuts her off.
Spinning around, Kate finds herself in a lip lock with
Cash Flo!!!)

King: AH! Cash is now kissing Kate Green! This is
great!

(While Cash is busy kissing Kate, Kolic rolls out of
the ring and comes after him. He tries to hit Cash,
but Cash ducks out of the way, causing Kolic to smash
into Kate!!! Kolic spins around in time to get German
suplex on the outside of the ring. Cash yells
something at Flawless before tossing Kolic back in the
ring. While Cash tosses Kolic into the turnbuckle,
Flawless is seen setting up the cross outside the
ring.)

JR: What's Flawless doing with that cross?

King: I have no idea, but it's probably not going to
be good.

(Cash knife-edge chops Kolic a few times in the corner
before pulling him out for a clothesline, but as he
comes out, he dodges Cash Flo's attack. However, in
that split second, Cash Flo slams into the ref,
knocking him out cold. As Cash turns around, Kolic
goes for a kick, but Cash catches him and cradle
suplex's him!!!)

(Cash picks him up and sets him up on the top
turnbuckle. Cash climbs up after him. The two exchange
a few punches, but it is clearly Cash Flo coming out
on top. Cash punches Kolic in the stomach then
proceeds to DDT to him off the top turnbuckle and
right through the cross he's been carrying around with
him all night! The fan's can't believe it and are
going nuts!!!)

Jack Slone counts: 1.
Cash Flo throws Kolic into the guardrail.
Cash Flo goes for a hiptoss, but Kolic reverses it.
Cash Flo is busted wide open.
Kolic uses a frog splash on Cash Flo.
Kolic goes for irish whip, but Cash Flo blocks it.
Jack Slone counts: 2.
Jack Slone counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Cash Flo goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kolic counters it with
a side suplex.
Jack Slone counts: 4.
Jack Slone counts: 5.
Kolic runs Cash Flo into the ringpost.
Kolic is being booed out of the building.
Kolic shoves Cash Flo into the guardrail.
Jack Slone counts: 6.
Kolic knocks Cash Flo into the ringsteps.
Kolic throws Cash Flo into the guardrail.
Kolic climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Cash Flo throws him to the mat.
The crowd is starting to get behind Cash Flo.
Jack Slone counts: 7.
Cash Flo whips Kolic into the guardrail.
Jack Slone counts: 8.
Jack Slone counts: 9.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kolic grabs a chair.
Kolic takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Kolic nails Cash Flo with spinning headscissors.
Jack Slone counts: 10.
The verdict: A DOUBLE COUNTOUT !

*DING DING*

(Cash is walking back to the back after his match when he see's a beautiful woman wearing a bikini walking around the side. Cash decides to follow after her. As Cash walks around he see's her head out to the back. Cash walks quickly after her, as he walks outside Tobey nails him from behind with a tire iron. Cash hit's the ground hard. Tobey then motions for a big truck to back up. A huge industrial truck starts backing up. On the sides of the truck it says "Pontiac Sewage". Cash slowly is stirring. Tobey jumps on the back of the truck and pulls a hose down from the top. As Cash rises slowly, Tobey aims the hose right at Cash and begins to fire an ungodly amount of brown sewage at him.)

JR: MY GOODNESS...He is nailing Cash with the human waste.

King: Not just human waste but PONTIAC MICHIGAN HUMAN WASTE. Redneck human waste is the worst.

(Cash is slipping and sliding all over the place. Chunks of brown sewage is flying at him. Cash has brown goo and gunk in his hair and face and at times his mouth opens to dry to gasp for air but only catches a mouth full of human waste. Finally Tobey shuts it off. Misty comes from behind and nails Cash over the head with the tire iron again. Cash falls back into the human waste again. Tobey is now carrying over a white toilet. Tobey sits it down and then picks up Cash and sits him on the toilet. Misty comes walking over with a black bag.)

Tobey: The new SEWER KING. All hail the Sewer King. King of the Dung. Hey Cash thats your new ring name, Attila the Dung. HA!

(Misty pulls out a septre with a roll of toilet paper stuck on the top of the septre. Tobey places it in Cash's hand and then Misty pulls something else out. It is a crown made of cardboard and the letters King of the Feces on it. Tobey places it upon the head of Cash)

Tobey: DON'T SCREW WITH ME AGAIN CASH. Or should I say your royal lowness.

(Tobey walks away and a bleeding and foul smelling Cash is left sitting on his throne.)

>>>

(Lowedown is seen making his way to the Family locker room with a disgruntled look on his face as Michael Bole is seen making his way towards him...)

Bole:What just happened back there in the parking lot?

Lowedown:What just happened back there? What just happened was a coward not being able to explain why he jumped me like a punk last week! Z for some reason thinks
he wants a piece of me again! You know something about that Michael? I'm starting to think about the big picture.

Bole:What big picture are you talking about?

Lowedown:You know I wasn't sure that I wanted another World title shot until I showed those punks what being a Hardcore champion is all about. But now that I know what Z's
problem is, I think it's time to up my plans a bit.

Bole:What do you mean when you say, "Z's problem"?

Lowedown:He can't handle being the World champion. It's too tough on his aging frame. He talks about being on the top of his game? I didn't know shuffleboard was his best game!
But Z holding onto that World title is just the biggest pile of BLEEP on the planet and even he feels the strain! So guess what Michael?

(Michael Bole remains quiet as he appears to be confused...)

Lowedown:I said...guess what Michael?

Bole:Oh...what's that?

Lowedown:I think Lowedown and Master Z are going to have to bring it back to the people! Z, if you can hear me...

(Lowedown pauses as he leans in towards the camera...)

Lowedown:...Lowedown is coming to take that belt and become a six time World Heavyweight champion! You think about that Z when I'm choking you out in the center of that ring!

(Lowedown backs up and then turns around and opens the Family locker room door and steps in. As Michael Bole is about to follow behind him, the door slams almost in his face...)

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