Date : 11/29/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : An Uncharted Pacific Island

(The show opens on the beach of an uncharted Pacific Island. The scene shows the crowd of 100's of jungle natives with various jungle weapons. In the front rows of the "arena", are just about every cast member from Survivors, Fear Factored, The Amazing Racers and The Apprentices. Also in the front row are Jeff Probt, Phil Keegan, Joe Rogaine, and Donald Trumpet --along with Caroline and George, of course. )

JR: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the sold out...er...uncharted Pacific island! Welcome to BMWF Survivor 2004! I'm JR Finnegan along side the King, Gary Brawler, and what a strange PPV this is already!

KING: YAHHH! There's some big native behind me with a knife and fork! Hey, I think he just sprinkled some salt on me!

(“Victory” blasts throughout the arena as Master Z emerges from the entrance way shining up his title belt. The crowd erupts with boos and hisses.)

KING: Look out! There's a bunch of natives over there that think that's their war music!

JR: Our world champion, Master Z, has arrived, folks!
KING: You should be on your knees, JR!
JR: Oh please!

KING: The natives are!

(Master Z climbs the ring steps and enters the squared circle.)

Master Z: Tonight we have one of the yearly traditions of the BMWF, Survivor! But what does the term Survivor really mean in terms of a pay per view? I’ll tell you exactly what it means! The pay per view “BMWF Survivor” is to pay tribute to yours truly, Master Z!

(The Crowd boos)

JR: Somehow I knew that was coming!

Master Z: That’s true! I have survived longer than the greats like Hollywood Mike and DDT! I will out-survive the likes of Lowedown and Scotty Scott! I am the greatest champion to ever step foot in a BMWF ring. This belt around my waist signifies just that!

(The Crowd boos again.)

Master Z: I’ll tell you all right now that whatever Lowedown has planned for tonight, he’s going down! He has no chance of defeating the greatest champion ever on his day of tribute! He has no chance of defeating me, period!

JR: That’s not true! Lowedown just…
KING: Shhhhh! JR, he’s gonna hear you!

Master Z: Come out here Lowedown if you think otherwise! Come out here right now and look me eye to eye!

JR: Lowedown isn’t even here yet!

(Master Z pauses for a long while with his arms crossed.)

Master Z: That’s what I thought! I’ll see you tonight Lowedown! You can’t weasel your way out of the match!

(“Victory” once again plays as Master Z leaves ringside!)

JR: Let's got to our first match!

LILLY: This contest is a 10-man elimination match.

Introducing first...
Team Job Squad: Mark Lee, Little Geeko, Johnny Stinker, Blizzard, Joe Gomer

(Click for Team Job Squad's music.)

KING: Here come 5 of the lousiest wrestlers of all time!

LILLY: Their opponents...
Team Jabronies: AJ Stiles, Shark Kid, Rod Killings, Yaz Hamaguchi, Scott Driggs

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Scotty Driggs runs into the ropes.
Joe Gomer misses with a kick.
Scotty Driggs smacks Joe Gomer with a devastating short lariat .
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Driggs takes Joe Gomer down with a springboard legdrop.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Scotty Driggs hits Joe Gomer with a flying legdrop.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Driggs goes for the Driggs Dropper, but he can't do it.
Joe Gomer counters it with a power bomb.
Charles Robertson counts: One, kickout.
Joe Gomer complains about a slow count.
Joe Gomer almost takes Scotty Driggs's head off with a short lariat
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Joe Gomer whips Scotty Driggs into the ropes.
Scotty Driggs goes for a short lariat, but Joe Gomer blocks it.
Joe Gomer uses an elbowsmash on Scotty Driggs.
Little Geeko enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Little Geeko uses a bodyslam on Scotty Driggs.
Joe Gomer executes a flying headbutt on Scotty Driggs.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Little Geeko leaves the ring.
Joe Gomer goes for a football tackle, but Scotty Driggs counters it with a DDT.
Scotty Driggs is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Scotty Driggs hits Joe Gomer with a diving elbow smash.
Scotty Driggs is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Scotty Driggs takes Joe Gomer down with a dropkick.
Scotty Driggs looks at himself in his mirror.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Scotty Driggs.
Scotty Driggs hits Joe Gomer with a springboard legdrop.

Gomer tags out.
Yaz Hamaguchi enters the ring and lays out Joe Gomer.
The crowd is cheering on Yaz Hamaguchi.
Scotty Driggs and Yaz Hamaguchi whip Blizzard into the ropes.
They hit Blizzard with a double fist to the midsection.
Yaz Hamaguchi leaves the ring.
Scotty Driggs runs into the ropes.
Blizzard misses with a kick.
Blizzard goes for a bulldog headlock, but Scotty Driggs throws him off.
Scotty Driggs hits Blizzard with a diving elbow smash.
Scotty Driggs whips Blizzard into the ropes, but Blizzard reverses it.
Scotty Driggs hits Blizzard with an elbow.
Blizzard takes Scotty Driggs down with a bulldog headlock.
Blizzard whips Scotty Driggs into the ropes.
Scotty Driggs smacks Blizzard with a devastating short lariat .
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Blizzard has been eliminated.
A few fans are booing Scotty Driggs.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Rod Killings enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Scotty Driggs and Rod Killings whip Mark Lee into the ropes.
They hit Mark Lee with a double backdrop.
Rod Killings leaves the ring.
Scotty Driggs goes for a dropkick, but Mark Lee side-steps and Scotty Driggs
only hits air.
Mark Lee tags out to Little Geeko.
Little Geeko hits Scotty Driggs with a back rake.
Little Geeko is going for the cover.
Charles Robertson counts: One, shoulder up.
Little Geeko uses a ropeburn on Scotty Driggs.
Little Geeko whips Scotty Driggs into the ropes.
Scotty Driggs almost takes Little Geeko's head off with a flying clothesline
Scotty Driggs tags out to Rod Killings.
Rod Killings hits a forearm smash on Little Geeko.
Little Geeko begs off.
Rod Killings hits Little Geeko with a running powerslam.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Rod Killings executes a flying dropkick on Little Geeko.
Rod Killings hits Little Geeko with a slap.
Rod Killings punches Little Geeko.
A small "Rod Killings" chant is being started.

Tags are made.
Mark Lee hits AJ Stiles with a knee to the back.
Mark Lee runs into the ropes.
Mark Lee hits AJ Stiles with a kick.
Mark Lee goes for a European uppercut, but AJ Stiles blocks it.
AJ Stiles smacks Mark Lee with a devastating short lariat .
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
AJ Stiles hits an enzuigiri on Mark Lee.
AJ Stiles is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
AJ Stiles executes the Stiles Clash on Mark Lee.
AJ Stiles goes for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Mark Lee has been eliminated.
AJ Stiles is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Johnny Stinker begs off.
AJ Stiles tags out to Scotty Driggs.
AJ Stiles takes Johnny Stinker down with a power bomb.
A portion of the crowd is booing AJ Stiles.
Scotty Driggs nails Johnny Stinker with a flying bodypress.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
AJ Stiles nails Johnny Stinker with a brain buster.
Scotty Driggs takes Johnny Stinker down with a flying legdrop.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
AJ Stiles leaves the ring.
Scotty Driggs almost takes Johnny Stinker's head off with a flying clothesline
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Scotty Driggs
and a few others cheering him.
Scotty Driggs tags out to Rod Killings.
Little Geeko enters the ring and lays out Scotty Driggs.
Johnny Stinker and Little Geeko hit Rod Killings with a double bodyslam.
Little Geeko leaves the ring.
Johnny Stinker goes for a sleeperhold, but Rod Killings blocks it.
Rod Killings sends Johnny Stinker into the turnbuckle, but Johnny Stinker
reverses it.
Johnny Stinker charges into the corner.
Johnny Stinker tags out to Little Geeko.
Little Geeko whips Rod Killings into the ropes.
Rod Killings hits Little Geeko with a kick.
Rod Killings covers Little Geeko.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Rod Killings goes for a side suplex, but Little Geeko blocks it.
Little Geeko hits Rod Killings with a facebite.
Johnny Stinker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Little Geeko and Johnny Stinker hit Rod Killings with a double bodyslam.
Johnny Stinker leaves the ring.
Little Geeko goes for a punch, but Rod Killings reverses it.
Rod Killings tags out to Scotty Driggs.
Scotty Driggs goes for an Asai moonsault, but Little Geeko counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
Little Geeko covers Scotty Driggs.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Little Geeko tags out to Johnny Stinker.
Johnny Stinker runs into the ropes.
Johnny Stinker takes Scotty Driggs down with a backspin DDT.
Johnny Stinker is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Johnny Stinker tags out to Little Geeko.
Little Geeko and Johnny Stinker whip Scotty Driggs into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Scotty Driggs with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
A few fans are booing Scotty Driggs, while a few others are cheering him.
Johnny Stinker leaves the ring.
Scotty Driggs takes Little Geeko down with an Asai moonsault.
Charles Robertson counts: One, shoulder up.
Scotty Driggs tags out to Rod Killings.
Rod Killings takes Little Geeko down with a slap.
Rod Killings goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Little Geeko
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Little Geeko hits Rod Killings with a chop.
Little Geeko uses a ropeburn on Rod Killings.
Little Geeko goes for a punch, but Rod Killings counters it with
a roundhouse right.
Little Geeko begs off.
Rod Killings uses a spin kick on Little Geeko.
The crowd is cheering on Rod Killings.
Rod Killings goes for a running powerslam, but Little Geeko blocks it.
Little Geeko goes for a choke against the ropes, but Rod Killings blocks it.
Rod Killings executes an uppercut on Little Geeko.
Rod Killings nails Little Geeko with a series of punches.
Little Geeko begs off.
Rod Killings tags out to Shark Kid.
Rod Killings enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shark Kid and Rod Killings hit Little Geeko with a double forearm smash.
Rod Killings places Little Geeko on the turnbuckle.
Rod Killings executes a superplex on Little Geeko.
The crowd is cheering on Rod Killings.
Shark Kid hits a flying dropkick on Little Geeko.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rod Killings leaves the ring.
Shark Kid executes a kneelift on Little Geeko.
Shark Kid punches Little Geeko.
Little Geeko kicks Shark Kid.
A few fans are booing Little Geeko.
Little Geeko hits Shark Kid.
A few fans are booing Little Geeko.
Little Geeko hits Shark Kid.
A few fans are booing Little Geeko.
Little Geeko sends Shark Kid into the turnbuckle.
Little Geeko runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Shark Kid lifts his knee.
Shark Kid punches Little Geeko.
Little Geeko kicks Shark Kid.
A few fans are booing Little Geeko.
Little Geeko kicks Shark Kid.
A few fans are booing Little Geeko.
Little Geeko locks Shark Kid in a choke against the ropes.
Charles Robertson warns Little Geeko to let go.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Johnny Stinker enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Little Geeko and Johnny Stinker whip Shark Kid into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Shark Kid with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
Johnny Stinker leaves the ring.
Shark Kid throws Little Geeko out of the ring.
Charles Robertson counts: one, two, three, Little Geeko reenters the ring.
Shark Kid hits Little Geeko.
The crowd is going crazy.
Little Geeko chops Shark Kid.
A few fans are booing Little Geeko.
Little Geeko hits Shark Kid.
Shark Kid hits Little Geeko with a clothesline.
Little Geeko falls out of the ring.
Shark Kid goes for a somersault plancha, but Little Geeko moves out of the way.
Shark Kid is out cold.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Little Geeko.
Little Geeko throws Shark Kid back into the ring.
Little Geeko executes the Geeky Elbow Drop on Shark Kid.
Little Geeko goes for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Shark Kid has been eliminated.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Little Geeko.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Little Geeko goes for a ropeburn, but Rod Killings blocks it.
Rod Killings goes for a hiptoss, but Little Geeko counters it with a lariat.
Little Geeko hits a punch on Rod Killings.
Little Geeko hits a bodyslam on Rod Killings.
Little Geeko runs into the ropes.
Rod Killings goes for spinning heel kick, but Little Geeko side-steps and
Rod Killings only hits air.
Little Geeko whips Rod Killings into the ropes.
Little Geeko goes for a bodyslam, but Rod Killings counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Rod Killings attempts to place Little Geeko on the turnbuckle, but Little Geeko
blocks it.
Rod Killings takes Little Geeko down with a dropkick.
Rod Killings is going for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Rod Killings goes for a 450 splash, but Little Geeko gets his knees up.
Little Geeko takes Rod Killings down with a fist to the midsection.
Little Geeko takes Rod Killings down with a facebite.
Little Geeko tags out to Johnny Stinker.
Johnny Stinker whips Rod Killings into the ropes, but Rod Killings reverses it.
Rod Killings misses with a clothesline.
Johnny Stinker goes for a short lariat, but Rod Killings blocks it.
Johnny Stinker begs off.
Rod Killings tags out to AJ Stiles.
AJ Stiles and Rod Killings whip Johnny Stinker into the ropes.
They hit Johnny Stinker with a double fist to the midsection.
Rod Killings executes a leg lariat on Johnny Stinker.

Stinker tags out.
AJ Stiles executes a kip-up Frankensteiner on Joe Gomer.
The crowd is booing AJ Stiles.
AJ Stiles goes for the Stiles Clash, but he can't do it.
Joe Gomer executes a kick to the midsection on AJ Stiles.
Joe Gomer tags out to Johnny Stinker.
Joe Gomer nails AJ Stiles with a powerslam.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Joe Gomer.
Johnny Stinker hits a flying cross body press on AJ Stiles.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
AJ Stiles has been eliminated.
Johnny Stinker is starting to get more cheers than boos.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Rod Killings takes Johnny Stinker down with a hiptoss.
Rod Killings takes Johnny Stinker down with a running powerslam.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Johnny Stinker begs off.
Rod Killings executes a leg lariat on Johnny Stinker.
Rod Killings tags out to Yaz Hamaguchi.
Yaz Hamaguchi and Rod Killings whip Johnny Stinker into the ropes.
They hit Johnny Stinker with a double backdrop.
Rod Killings leaves the ring.
Yaz Hamaguchi uses a slap on Johnny Stinker.
Yaz Hamaguchi hits Johnny Stinker with a dropkick.
Yaz Hamaguchi whips Johnny Stinker into the ropes.
Johnny Stinker almost takes Yaz Hamaguchi's head off with a short lariat
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Johnny Stinker tags out to Little Geeko.
Rod Killings enters the ring and throws Johnny Stinker out of the ring.
There are lots of chants for Rod Killings.
Rod Killings hits a dropkick on Little Geeko.
Yaz Hamaguchi uses a dragon suplex on Little Geeko.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Charles Robertson counts: One, shoulder up.
Rod Killings leaves the ring.
Yaz Hamaguchi goes for a fisherman suplex, but Little Geeko blocks it.

Litttle Geeko tags out!
Johnny Stinker whips Yaz Hamaguchi into the ropes.
Yaz Hamaguchi hits Johnny Stinker with a clothesline.
Yaz Hamaguchi goes for a fisherman suplex, but Johnny Stinker blocks it.
Johnny Stinker runs into the ropes.
Johnny Stinker hits Yaz Hamaguchi with a clothesline.
Yaz Hamaguchi falls out of the ring.
Johnny Stinker goes through the ropes.
Little Geeko comes over to make it two-on-one.
Little Geeko nails Yaz Hamaguchi with a bodyslam.
Johnny Stinker takes Yaz Hamaguchi down with a flying fistdrop.
Johnny Stinker goes for a faceslam, but blocks it.
Charles Robertson counts: 1.
Charles Robertson counts: 2.
Yaz Hamaguchi climbs back into the ring.
Johnny Stinker climbs back into the ring.
Yaz Hamaguchi goes for a dropkick, but Johnny Stinker side-steps and
Yaz Hamaguchi only hits air.
Johnny Stinker executes the Stink Bomb on Yaz Hamaguchi.
Johnny Stinker goes for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Yaz Hamaguchi has been eliminated.
Numerous fans are using Johnny Stinker for target practice.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Scotty Driggs begs off.
Johnny Stinker nails Scotty Driggs with a bodyslam.
Johnny Stinker goes for a bodyslam, but Scotty Driggs blocks it.
Scotty Driggs hits Johnny Stinker.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Scotty Driggs
and a few others cheering him.
Johnny Stinker hits Scotty Driggs.
Johnny Stinker is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Johnny Stinker kicks Scotty Driggs.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Johnny Stinker
and a few others cheering him.
Scotty Driggs punches Johnny Stinker.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.

KING: I think the natives are getting restless!

JR: Scotty Driggs kicks Johnny Stinker.
You could hear a pin drop.
Johnny Stinker kicks Scotty Driggs.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Johnny Stinker
and a few others cheering him.
Johnny Stinker tags out to Joe Gomer.
Rod Killings enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Johnny Stinker goes for a kick to the head, but Scotty Driggs blocks it.
Rod Killings takes Johnny Stinker down with an elbowsmash.
Johnny Stinker leaves the ring.
Rod Killings uses a side suplex on Johnny Stinker.
Rod Killings dances.
Rod Killings has the crowd going wild.

KING: Al those natives are dancing, too!

JR:Rod Killings sets up Johnny Stinker on the turnbuckle.
Rod Killings nails Johnny Stinker with a superplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rod Killings hits Johnny Stinker with a superkick.

Killings tags out.
Scotty Driggs runs into the ropes.
Scotty Driggs misses with a clothesline.
Johnny Stinker locks Scotty Driggs in an abdominal stretch.
Scotty Driggs is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Scotty Driggs tries to fight the pain.
Scotty Driggs submits after 12 seconds.
Scotty Driggs has been eliminated.
A few fans are booing Johnny Stinker, while a few others are cheering him.

*DING DING* 

KING: It's down to Stinker, Geeko and Gomer vs. Killings!

JR: There's the bell!
Rod Killings hits Johnny Stinker.
Rod Killings chops Johnny Stinker.
Johnny Stinker begs off.
Rod Killings uses a roundhouse kick on Johnny Stinker.
Rod Killings executes a forearm smash on Johnny Stinker.
Rod Killings takes Johnny Stinker down with a kick to the thigh.
Rod Killings uses a dropkick on Johnny Stinker.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rod Killings executes a slap on Johnny Stinker.
Rod Killings dances.
The crowd is going crazy.
Rod Killings goes for an armdrag takedown, but Johnny Stinker blocks it.
Johnny Stinker gets an armbar submission on Rod Killings.
Rod Killings inches his way towards the ropes after 8 seconds.
Johnny Stinker tags out to Joe Gomer.
Joe Gomer and Johnny Stinker hit Rod Killings with a double elbowdrop.
Joe Gomer and Johnny Stinker hit Rod Killings with a double elbowsmash.
Johnny Stinker executes a bulldog headlock on Rod Killings.
Joe Gomer goes for a flying headbutt, but Rod Killings rolls out of the way.
Johnny Stinker leaves the ring.
Rod Killings runs into the ropes.
Joe Gomer hits Rod Killings with a kick.
Joe Gomer hits Rod Killings with a faceslam.
Joe Gomer nails Rod Killings with a fist to the midsection.
Joe Gomer smacks Rod Killings with a devastating flying clothesline .
You could hear a pin drop.
Joe Gomer goes for a facerake, but Rod Killings blocks it.
Rod Killings hits Joe Gomer with a slap.
Rod Killings hits spinning heel kick on Joe Gomer.
Rod Killings has the crowd going wild.
Rod Killings nails Joe Gomer with a kick to the thigh.
Rod Killings whips Joe Gomer into the ropes.
Rod Killings hits Joe Gomer with a spin kick.
Rod Killings kicks Joe Gomer.
Rod Killings hits Joe Gomer.
Rod Killings kicks Joe Gomer.
The crowd is really behind Rod Killings.
Rod Killings executes an ax kick on Joe Gomer.
Rod Killings hits Joe Gomer with a roundhouse kick.
Rod Killings is going for the pin.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Rod Killings goes for the Hat Rack Crack, but he can't do it.
Joe Gomer counters it with a small package.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Joe Gomer tags out to Little Geeko.
Little Geeko and Joe Gomer whip Rod Killings into the ropes.
They hit Rod Killings with a double backdrop.
Joe Gomer leaves the ring.
Little Geeko uses a bodyslam on Rod Killings.
Johnny Stinker enters the ring.
Little Geeko lifts Rod Killings up.
Johnny Stinker nails Rod Killings with the Atomic Stink Bomb and goes for
the pin.
A few fans are booing Johnny Stinker.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Rod Killings has been eliminated.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Johnny Stinker.

LILLY: The Survivors are Little Geeko, Johnny Stinker, and Joe Gomer!

JR: We'll be right back!

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(The camera shows a stand of high grass that lead out to the expansive beach.  It is pulled open, and Howitzer strides through, wearing a pair of black tear-aways and a fitted Metallica t-shirt.  His gym bag is slung over his shoulder, and he is smiling confidently.)
 
J.R.:  The big Bengal tiger has just arrived in the arena folks!  What a night this is gonna be!
 
King:  Lowedown made a big mistake picking Howitzer for his team tonight!!  Howitzer’s gonna choke!
 
J.R.:  I don’t think so, King!  I think Howitzer’s gonna be the final piece of the puzzle that Lowedown needs to defeat Team Z!!  I predict a breakthrough night for the Bengal tiger!
 
(Howitzer takes his cell phone out of his pocket and flips it open, hits a speed dial number.)
 
HOWITZER:  You watchin’?  All right ace.  Later.
 
King:  Who’s he been talking to??
 
J.R.:  No idea King!  Folks, let’s get back to ringside!

KING: he must have paid some mighty big roaming charges for that call!

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(The scene is in a cafeteria in the backstage area of the wherever the show is held. Brodie Manson stands next to the microwave impatiently tapping her foot. She looks around and occasionally glances at her watch when the buzzer on the microwave finally beeps.)

Brodie: Finally!

(Brodie reaches into the microwave and pulls out a whopping plate stacked with layers of turkey, stuffing, and mashed sweet potatoes. She carries the plate to a table and carefully places it on the surface. Brodie reaches into her handbag and pulls out a container of cranberries and scoops a bit onto the side of her plate.)

Brodie: Now look at that, all of the food groups are properly represented…however, something’s missing.

(Brodie sets her handbag onto the table and rummages through it but seems to find nothing.)

Brodie: Hmmm…

(She tips the handbag over and the entire contents of her purse spill out across the table. Brodie looks at each and every piece but still can’t find what she’s looking for.)

Brodie: Shoot, I left the bread in my other bag back at the hotel. Now I can’t make myself a nice turkey sandwich.

(Brodie looks at her watch and sighs.)

Brodie: Darn, I don’t have time to go back to the hotel either.

(Brodie sighs once again and leans back in her chair. The room is empty except for Brodie and a few workers cleaning here and there. One man in the corner, wearing the traditional blue janitor’s uniform, catches Brodie’s eye. She watches him intently as he mops up the floor.)

Brodie: Excuse me, sir!

(The man in the corner doesn’t notice and just continues cleaning. Brodie raises her voice and yells again.)

Brodie: Excuse me, SIR!!

(The man finally notices Brodie’s hooting and hollering and removes his headphones.)

Janitor: What do you want?

Brodie: I’m sorry to bother you but do you have any bread with you? Whole wheat, preferably.

Janitor: (Dumbstruck) Do I have any bread?

Brodie: Yes, you see I forgot mine at home.

Janitor: Ah, well sorry to disappoint you but I left mine at home too.

Brodie: Shoot; well I guess I’ll have to eat this traditional turkey sandwich bread-less. It won’t be the same but it will be my traditional turkey sandwich nonetheless. By the way, who are you?

Janitor: Me? My name is Joe Benjamin. Just Joe for short.

Brodie: Hi Joe. I’m Barbara Manson, but don’t call me that, just call me Brodie.

Janitor: Yeah I know who you are.

Brodie: Really? How?

Janitor: I’m employed by the BMWF, I travel with them and help keep things going. I’ve seen you wrestle before, I also had to clean up your nacho mess a few weeks ago.

Brodie: That’s strange. I didn’t know the BMWF employed its own janitors.

Janitor: I prefer to be called a ‘Maintenance Specialist’. But, you know I haven’t always been a janitor.

Brodie: Really what else have you been?

Janitor: Back in my day I was a wrestler just like you.

Brodie: Really? Where did you wrestle?

Janitor: I used to work for the USAWFC, have you ever heard of them?

Brodie: No I haven’t.

Janitor: I bet you haven’t we were located out of Montana, we taped our shows on the local station at 3 AM Friday evenings.

Brodie: That’s cool, what made you want to be a Janitor then?

Janitor: Well I auditioned for them but they didn’t have any openings but their janitor just quit and so they hired me. I keep waiting for them to call me up but until then I’ll clean. I guess it’s no big deal, I’m too old to wrestle now.

Brodie: Hmmm.

(Suddenly the doors swing open and Dazz, looking as mean and rugged as ever walks in. She slams the door behind her and continues her way to the locker rooms. Brodie and Joe watch her go by.)

Janitor: Who’s that?

Brodie: Oh that’s Dazz; she’s my partner for tonight. I better go and talk to her, I’ll talk to you later Joe.

Janitor: Later.

(Brodie collects her things and runs after Dazz.)

(close.)

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(The parking lot sits silent, as the cars are all still. That silence is broken
as a motor roars into the garage. A long white limo pulls in and makes its way
toward the doors. It reaches the hallway opening and comes to a halt.  The
drivers side door swings open as a small scrawny man walks out. He runs around
to the passenger side door in the back and then stops. He places his hand over
the handle of the door and pulls it. The door comes open and out walks “The
Complete Package” Nate Adams. Nate has on a white suit and his hair is up in
gel. He nods to his driver and grabs his bag. He walks through the doors now.)
 
Nate: (Mumbling) Spoon is done! Spoon is done! Watch your back Spoon!
 
(Nate continues down the hall toward his locker room.)

KING: HA HA! Nate must be at the wrong arena! There isn't a parking lot within 1000 miles of this place!

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(Kolic is standing by the craft table, looking at the selection without much enthusiasm.)

Kolic: Nothing but coconuts and mangos? I know it's good for me, but I gotta have protein! Surely there's a Burger King somewhere...

(Dizi, already dressed in her ring gear, wanders up and stands next to him.)

Dizi: Well, that's just sad, isn't it?

Kolic: Yeah, we gotta get some civilization out here...oh, hey Dizi!

Dizi: Hey. I'm starving. And I can't find Tamer. You think he's got any real food?

Kolic: If I can't find any, there probably isn't any to be found.

Dizi: But, I'm starving. And I hate coconuts. (picks up a mango) I'm pretty sure this isn't going to hold me. Hey, aren't there pigs or something on islands like this? There are on 'Lost.' You know, that television show... Maybe you could kill one and we could have a barbecue.

Kolic: No offense to myself, but do I look like I could kill a pig? I'd need a long-range bomb, and once it's dead, it wouldn't be fit to eat. I bet Tamer could, though.

Dizi: Hey, do you know where Tamer is? I haven't been able to find him. I think he might have gotten lost again.

Kolic: He's not easy to track down. My best bet is to ask around, surely somebody has seen him. I'd steer clear of anyone on Judge Moody's team though, unless you have...an equalizer.

Dizi: An equalizer? Like last week, when I laid that wrinkled-up, old hag with my belt. (pats the women's title around her waist) That was fun.

Kolic: Just like that. A baseball bat would be good too.

Dizi: I don't know where my baseball bat is. I had a really good one... it was wooden. They feel better than the aluminum ones. Then someone stole it. I think it was the nasty piece of judicial trash, Judge Loonie. I bet those guys from CSI could find it.

Kolic: Ha ha, I bet they could. I personally prefer the aluminum, more damage that way.

Dizi: But the wooden ones feel better in your hands. I'm all about the way things feel.

Kolic: Like your title? Though I only had mine for a month, it felt good.

(Dizi smiles and looks down at her belt.)

Dizi: Yeah, it's very cool having a title. And, to make it that much better, it just kills Judge Broody that I have it...

Kolic: I bet. Listen, I gotta go find some form of non-fruit food or I may go slightly crazy. Good luck tonight!

Dizi: Yeah. Thanks. It was nice meeting you.

Kolic: Meeting? I've know you for...never mind. See you!

(Dizi smiles brightly at Kolic and waves before wandering away.)

FADE

>>>

LILLY: This contest is a 10-man elimination match.

Introducing first...

Team BMWF Low-Carders: Slayder, Ravnos, Mars, Zabu, Tommy Screamer

LILLY: Their opponents...
Team WWFE Scrubs--Pest, Hey Train, Riki O, Rodney Crack, Johnny Zamboli

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Matt Boom takes Zabu down with an armbar takedown.
Matt Boom is going for the cover.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Matt Boom puts Zabu in a choke against the ropes.
Rick Patrick warns Matt Boom to let go.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three, four.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three, four.
Matt Boom tags out to Rodney Crack.
Rodney Crack uses a bodyslam on Zabu.
Rodney Crack nails Zabu with a back suplex.
Rodney Crack takes Zabu down with a backbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is booing Rodney Crack.
Rodney Crack whips Zabu into the ropes, but Zabu reverses it.
Bill Alfonzie trips Rodney Crack.
Rick Patrick threatens Zabu with disqualification.
Rick Patrick warns Bill Alfonzie.
Rick Patrick is back on the job.
Zabu executes a low blow on Rodney Crack.
Zabu tags out to Ravnos.
Matt Boom enters the ring and lays out Zabu.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Matt Boom leaves the ring.
Rodney Crack goes for a forearm smash, but Ravnos blocks it.
Ravnos executes a snap suplex on Rodney Crack.
Ravnos nails Rodney Crack with a jumping DDT.
Ravnos covers Rodney Crack.
Rick Patrick counts: One, kickout.
Ravnos complains about a slow count.
Rodney Crack takes Ravnos down with an inside cradle.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Rodney Crack tags out to Pest.
Pest goes for a camel clutch, but Ravnos blocks it.
Ravnos tags out to Slayder.
Slayder hits Pest with a front-layout suplex.
Slayder hits Pest with a forearm to the back.
Slayder hits Pest with a bodyslam.
Slayder hits Pest with a headbutt.
Slayder goes for a powerbomb, but Pest blocks it.
Pest executes a kick to the midsection on Slayder.
Pest hits Slayder with a back elbow.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Pest whips Slayder into the turnbuckle.
Pest tags out to Matt Boom.
Matt Boom goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Slayder blocks it.
Slayder tags out to Tommy Screamer.
Tommy Screamer executes a dropkick on Matt Boom.
Tommy Screamer tags out to Slayder.
Slayder goes for a bodyslam, but Matt Boom blocks it.
Matt Boom locks Slayder in a chokehold.
Rick Patrick warns Matt Boom to let go.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Rick Patrick warns Matt Boom.
Matt Boom gives him a headbutt, but Slayder doesn't budge.
Slayder tags out to Tommy Screamer.
Tommy Screamer nails Matt Boom with a bodyslam.
Tommy Screamer takes Matt Boom down with a Death Valley Driver.

Boom tags out to Riki O

Slayder and Screamer hit Riki O with a double clothesline.
Slayder leaves the ring.
Miss Linda throws Riki O the whip.
Riki O hits Tommy Screamer with it and goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Riki O goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Tommy Screamer counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Tommy Screamer grabs the Whip and hits Riki O with it.
Rick Patrick disqualifies Tommy Screamer.
Tommy Screamer has been eliminated.
A small "Riki O" chant is being started.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Zabu goes for an Asai moonsault, but Riki O counters it with a Yakuza kick.
Riki O is going for the cover.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Riki O complains about a slow count.
Zabu hits an inside cradle on Riki O.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Zabu goes for a half Boston, but Riki O blocks it.
Riki O goes for a powerslam, but Zabu counters it with a high cross body.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Zabu takes Riki O down with a ropeflip moonsault.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Zabu goes for a kick to the midsection, but Riki O counters it with
a dragon screw.
Riki O hits a back heel kick on Zabu.
Riki O uses a chop on Zabu.
Riki O nails Zabu with a bodyslam.
Riki O tags out to Rodney Crack.
Rodney Crack goes for a chokehold, but Zabu blocks it.
Zabu hits a kick to the midsection on Rodney Crack.
Zabu hits Rodney Crack.
The cheers for Zabu are drowning out the boos.
Zabu kicks Rodney Crack.
Zabu goes for a roundhouse right, but Rodney Crack reverses it.
Rodney Crack takes Zabu down with a powerslam.
Rick Patrick counts: One, shoulder up.
Rodney Crack takes Zabu down with a stomp.
Rodney Crack starts to show his crack.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Rodney Crack.

Richard Hacthet pulls down his pants.

KING: YAHHH!

JR: Rodney Crack takes Zabu down with a backbreaker.
Rodney Crack is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Zabu tags out to Ravnos.
Riki O enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ravnos and Zabu whip Rodney Crack into the ropes.
They hit Rodney Crack with a double backdrop.
Zabu leaves the ring.
Ravnos takes Rodney Crack down with a Hotshot.
The crowd is behind Ravnos all the way.
Zabu enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Ravnos and Zabu whip Rodney Crack into the ropes.
They hit Rodney Crack with a double kick to the midsection.
Ravnos and Zabu whip Rodney Crack into the ropes.
They hit Rodney Crack with a double fist to the midsection.
Zabu leaves the ring.
Ravnos goes for a snap suplex, but Rodney Crack counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Rodney Crack tags out to Riki O.
Riki O hits Ravnos with a Northern Lights bomb.
A small "Riki O" chant is being started.
Riki O tags out to Rodney Crack.
Rodney Crack whips Ravnos into the ropes.
Rodney Crack misses with a clothesline.
Rodney Crack hits Ravnos with a backdrop.
Ravnos falls out of the ring.
Rodney Crack goes through the ropes.
Ravnos has been cut open.
Rodney Crack whips Ravnos into the guardrail.
Rodney Crack knocks Ravnos into the ringsteps.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Rick Patrick counts: 1.
Riki O comes over to make it two-on-one.
Zabu comes over and lays out Riki O.
Ravnos and Zabu hit Rodney Crack with a double bodyslam.
Rick Patrick counts: 2.
Ravnos gets back into the ring.
Rodney Crack follows him back in.
Ravnos executes the Implant DDT on Rodney Crack.
Ravnos goes for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, Riki O doesn't make it in time... three.
Rodney Crack has been eliminated.
The crowd is behind Ravnos all the way.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Matt Boom hits Ravnos with an atomic drop.
Matt Boom executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Ravnos.
Matt Boom tags out to Riki O.
Zabu enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Matt Boom goes for a clothesline, but Ravnos ducks out of the way.
Matt Boom rolls out of the ring.
Ravnos nails Riki O with a bodyslam.
Ravnos tags out to Zabu.
Ravnos goes for a vertical suplex, but Riki O reverses it.
Ravnos rolls out of the ring.
Riki O goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Zabu counters it with a low blow.
Zabu goes for a piledriver, but Riki O blocks it.
Riki O tags out to Matt Boom.
Ravnos enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Matt Boom and Riki O whip Zabu into the ropes.
They hit Zabu with a double backdrop.
Riki O leaves the ring.
Matt Boom catches Zabu in an abdominal stretch.
Zabu is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Zabu tries to escape the hold.
Zabu manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Matt Boom hits Zabu with a Gorilla Press.
Riki O enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Matt Boom and Riki O whip Zabu into the ropes.
They hit Zabu with a double kick to the midsection.
Ravnos enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Matt Boom and Riki O whip Zabu into the ropes.
Matt Boom and Riki O hit Zabu with a double sidewalk slam.
Matt Boom and Riki O whip Zabu into the ropes.
They hit Zabu with a double elbowsmash.
Riki O leaves the ring.
Matt Boom goes for a jumping front kick, but Zabu ducks out of the way.
Zabu smacks Matt Boom with a devastating flying clothesline .
The cheers for Zabu are drowning out the boos.

Tags are made.

Mars uses an elbowsmash on Riki O.
Mars hits Riki O with a kick to the midsection.
Mars goes for a waistlock suplex, but Riki O counters it with a go-behind.
Riki O goes for a back heel kick, but Mars ducks out of the way.
Mars hits Riki O with a bodyslam.
Mars is going for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Riki O begs off.
Mars nails Riki O with a Northern Lights suplex.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Mars hits a flying legdrop on Riki O.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mars executes the Martian Man Driver on Riki O.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mars.
Mars goes for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, Matt Boom doesn't make it in time... three.
Riki O has been eliminated.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Pest goes for a side suplex, but Mars blocks it.
Mars uses a tiger suplex on Pest.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mars complains about a slow count.
Mars whips Pest into the turnbuckle.
Mars runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Mars sends Pest into the turnbuckle.
Mars sends Pest into the turnbuckle.
Mars charges into the corner, but Pest moves out of the way.
Pest goes for a back elbow, but Mars ducks out of the way.
Mars nails Pest with a punch.
Mars hits a kick to the midsection on Pest.
Mars runs into the ropes.
Pest misses with a kick.
Mars smacks Pest with a devastating lariat .
Ravnos enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mars and Ravnos hit Pest with a double bodyslam.
Ravnos leaves the ring.
Mars puts Pest in a double armbar submission.
Pest reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Mars goes for a waistlock suplex, but Pest counters it with a facerake.
Pest nails Mars with a powerslam.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Pest takes Mars down with a flying elbowdrop.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pest tags out to Matt Boom.
Matt Boom and Pest hit Mars with a double forearm to the back.
Pest leaves the ring.
Matt Boom nails Mars with a double-arm choke slam.
Matt Boom whips Mars into the ropes, but Mars reverses it.
Mars hits Matt Boom with a kick.
Mars tags out to Zabu
Zabu leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Zabu sets up the chair.

Boom tags out.
Zabu hits a bodyslam onto the chair on Johnny Zamboli.
Ravnos takes Johnny Zamboli down with a flying dropkick.
Zabu leaves the ring.
Ravnos whips Johnny Zamboli into the ropes.
The Embalmer trips Johnny Zamboli.
Rick Patrick threatens Ravnos with disqualification.
Rick Patrick warns The Embalmer.
Ravnos whips Johnny Zamboli into the ropes.
Ravnos hits Johnny Zamboli with a backdrop.
Ravnos nails Johnny Zamboli with a flying dropkick.
Ravnos climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Johnny Zamboli throws him to the mat.
Johnny Zamboli whips Ravnos into the ropes, but Ravnos reverses it.
Ravnos gets an armbar submission on Johnny Zamboli.
There is no referee there to ask Johnny Zamboli.
Johnny Zamboli is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rick Patrick is back on the job.
Johnny Zamboli is writhing in pain.
Johnny Zamboli submits after 8 seconds.
Johnny Zamboli has been eliminated.
The crowd is giving Ravnos a standing ovation.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Ravnos goes for a powerslam, but Pest counters it with a lariat.
Pest takes Ravnos down with a forearm to the back.
Pest whips Ravnos into the ropes, but Ravnos reverses it.
Ravnos hits Pest with an elbow.
Ravnos uses a snap suplex on Pest.
Ravnos tags out to Mars.
Matt Boom enters the ring and lays out Ravnos.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Matt Boom takes Mars down with an armbar takedown.
Pest takes Mars down with a flying elbowdrop.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Boom leaves the ring.
Pest takes Mars down with a back elbow.
Pest goes for a full nelson slam, but Mars counters it with a backward kick.
Mars goes for a punch, but Pest blocks it.
Rick Patrick removes the chair from the ring.
Pest tags out to Matt Boom.
Matt Boom and Pest whip Mars into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mars with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Mars hits them with a double clothesline.
Pest leaves the ring.
Mars runs into the ropes.
Matt Boom takes Mars down with a kick to the head.
Matt Boom whips Mars into the ropes.
Matt Boom hits a back elbow on Mars.
Matt Boom acts like a train.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Matt Boom nails Mars with a kick to the midsection.
Matt Boom executes a headbutt on Mars.
Matt Boom hits Mars with an eye gouge.
Matt Boom puts Mars in a chokehold.
Rick Patrick warns Matt Boom to let go.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
Matt Boom uses a double-arm choke slam on Mars.
Matt Boom hits Mars with a headbutt.
Matt Boom locks Mars in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Mars is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mars tries to fight the pain.
Mars submits after 9 seconds.
Mars has been eliminated.
Matt Boom is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Slayder nails Matt Boom with a bite to forehead.
Slayder runs into the ropes.
Slayder misses with a clothesline.
Matt Boom hits Slayder with a kick.
Matt Boom hits Slayder with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Matt Boom tags out to Pest.
Pest executes a forearm to the back on Slayder.
Pest hits Slayder with a forearm to the back.
Pest takes Slayder down with a double-axhandle to the back.
Pest covers Slayder.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Pest runs into the ropes.
Pest misses with an elbow.
Pest smacks Slayder with a devastating clothesline .
Slayder collides with Rick Patrick.
Ravnos is bleeding like a faucet.
Pest whips Slayder into the ropes.
Pest hits Slayder with a shoulderblock.
Pest hits a powerslam on Slayder.
There is no referee to count.
Joe Finch takes over as referee.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Pest whips Slayder into the ropes.
Pest hits a thumb to the eye on Slayder.
Pest chops Slayder.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Pest kicks Slayder.
Pest nails Slayder with a back elbow.
Pest hits Slayder with a powerslam.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Pest executes the Pesticide on Slayder.
Pest is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Pest goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, The Embalmer puts Slayder's foot on the rope.
Pest throws Slayder out of the ring.
Pest rolls out under the bottom rope.
Pest knocks Slayder into the ringsteps.
The Embalmer comes from behind and distracts Pest.
Joe Finch counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joe Finch counts: 2.
Pest shoves Slayder into the guardrail.
Joe Finch counts: 3.
Pest gets back into the ring.
Slayder climbs back into the ring.
Pest runs into the ropes.
Pest almost takes Slayder's head off with a clothesline
Pest tags out to Matt Boom.
Matt Boom and Pest whip Slayder into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Slayder with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Pest leaves the ring.
Slayder whips Matt Boom into the ropes.
Matt Boom hits Slayder with a clothesline.
Matt Boom runs into the ropes.
Slayder nails Matt Boom with a Gorilla Press.
There are lots of chants for Slayder.
Slayder goes for a forearm smash, but Matt Boom blocks it.
Matt Boom kicks Slayder.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Matt Boom punches Slayder.
Matt Boom is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Matt Boom kicks Slayder.
Slayder hits Matt Boom.
The crowd is really behind Slayder.
Slayder chops Matt Boom.
There are lots of chants for Slayder.
Matt Boom goes for a clothesline, but Slayder counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Zabu enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zabu takes Matt Boom down with a spinning leg lariat.
Slayder goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Matt Boom counters it with
a facerake.
Zabu leaves the ring.
Matt Boom whips Slayder into the ropes, but Slayder reverses it.
Slayder takes Matt Boom down with a kick to the midsection.
Slayder locks Matt Boom in an abdominal stretch.
Matt Boom tries to escape the hold.
Matt Boom tries to fight the pain.
Matt Boom submits after 19 seconds.
Matt Boom has been eliminated.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Slayder whips Pest into the ropes.
Pest goes for a lariat, but Slayder blocks it.
Slayder punches Pest.
There are lots of chants for Slayder.
Slayder chops Pest.
Slayder locks Pest in a hangman.
Pest is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Pest reaches the ropes after 25 seconds.
Slayder goes for a kick to the midsection, but Pest blocks it.
Pest smacks Slayder with a devastating lariat .
Pest hits Slayder.
Slayder chops Pest.
Slayder takes Pest down with a punch.
Slayder runs into the ropes.
Slayder hits Pest with a clothesline.
Pest runs into the ropes.
Pest misses with a kick.
Pest goes for a lariat, but Slayder counters it with an armbar submission.
Pest tries to escape the hold.
Pest is inching his way towards the ropes.
Pest tries to fight the pain.
Pest submits after 17 seconds.
Pest has been eliminated.
The crowd is giving Slayder a standing ovation.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The Survivors are Slayder, Ravnos and Zabu!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>
 
(Nate Adams sits in a blue fold-up chair as he eyes the refreshments section.
The finger sandwiches, bottles of water, and other assortments tempt Nate but he
knows that he cannot ruin his figure with that. He then turns his attention to a
stage crewmember looking for something. As he finds it, he sees it is only a tee
shirt that Lowedown himself wore. Nate shakes his head at that but stops when
his eyes are caught. He sees a woman with skintight pants and a shirt revealing
a bellybutton ring. Her hair flaps around as it hangs over her shoulders. Nate
gets up at this and follows the woman briefly. She glances back quick and then
stops completely.)
 
Woman: Nate Adams, what can I do for you?
 
(Nate is looking at her blemish less skin and her perfect smile.)
 
Nate: You could do a lot for me but let’s start with a name?
 
Woman: Jess is my name; I work here.
 
(Nate laughs.)
 
Nate: You….work here? I just can’t see someone with your beauty working in a
place like this.
 
Jess: Even as a make-up artist?
 
Nate: Well, I guess I can see that one.
 
(The woman laughs but stops suddenly. She looks in a disgusted way at a man
behind Nate. Nate turns around slightly to see The Couch smiling at him and
Jess. As Nate turns back, he sees that Jess has departed which angers him.)
 
Nate: You had better have a good reason to be here Couch, let’s hear it.
 
Couch: Is an interview a good reason?
 
(Nate shakes his head at him as he looks on in anger. He just lost a woman due
to an interview with a gay man.)
 
Nate: I have no time for you to be ruining my life like this, buzz off!
 
(Nate starts to walk away now as The Couch follows him.)
 
Couch: Please Nate; can I just get a word with you?
 
Nate: You know what; I’ll let you speak for a minute or two.
 
Couch: Thank you Nate.
 
(As Couch pauses Nate looks at him like what do you have to say.)
 
Couch: Oh, right. Let’s talk about last week first, you lost to Joe Gomer.
 
Nate: Ok, I may have lost to that jobber but I’ll tell you what, I let him win.
He seemed like he had never won a match in his life so I figured that I would
help him. It didn’t help that Spoon attacked me either.
 
Couch: About Witherspoon, what do you have to say about him?
 
Nate: The guy jumped me because I said something that ticked him off, big whoop.
He didn’t have to go ruining my debut over that. All I have to say is that
tonight he’ll learn a lesson.
 
Couch: Is that why you were saying his name as you entered the arena?
 
Nate: You’ll just have to wait and see Couch.
 
Couch: Ok. On to my next question, why is Kevin Storm bothering you?
 
Nate: Why is everyone else bothering me….? They’re jealous! I have something
that he dreams of, the perfect physique. He sees me and thinks to himself “Why
is he so fit?” All I have to say to that is I am fit because I try to be. Now he
crossed the line when he said Gomer was better then me. If he wants to see how
good I am then he’ll have to meet me in the ring.
 
Couch: That’s good. Now enough about the petty stuff, what about tonight? You
are in this Survival match with Tobey and others against Team Ezekiel. What are
your thoughts toward this match?
 
Nate: I have thoughts running through my mind constantly couch, some good and
some bad. I think about how I will beat Zeke and his band of misfits. I think
about those million dollars. I also think of what it will be like to rub this in
their faces. The thing is that we will win. We may have two newcomers to this
fed but in no way are we new to this sport. With us and the older members we’re
sure to show the rest of the BMWF why we talk so much.
 
Couch: That’s great…
 
Nate: It really is but you know what; your time is up. I gave you a few answers
so now please, buzz off.
 
(Couch puts on his puppy dog face but Nate ignores it as he walks off. He makes
his way down the corridor now toward his locker room.)

>>>
 

ON YOUR FEET!

THE ICON HAS ARRIVED!

(Explosions rock the stage, as Cash Flo appears
dressed in his typical wrestling attire and his gold
plated sunglasses. He stands there, scanning the
crowd, as Flawless and Skiz appear behind him. As
Eminem's " Monkey See, Monkey Do," blast over the PA.
As the music plays, the men make their way to the
ring. As the music stops, Cash and Flawless gets
microphones.)

Cash: (Scans the crowd over as the arena fills with a
" Cash Flo Sucks," chant.) Is that right? You all
think Cash Flo is just some sucka' who sucks, huh?
Well let me tell you all something, Cash does a lot of
things, but suck isn't one of them! I shine and
superfly as I stupefy the masses with my awesome
wrestling abilities! Who else can honestly say that in
this federation besides me? Nobody! Everyone in the
back stage area desperately wants to be like the ICON.
They try to walk like me and talk like me, but truth
is they do this all in vain because nobody can be as
Flo-tastic as the one and only Cash Flo!

(Boos)

Cash: Listen to that denial Flawless. Even out here in
the middle of nowhere Pacific islands, people try to
downplay the impact of the most charismatic wrestler
ever to step inside the squared-circle. Everyone does
it, Flawless, because nobody wants to accept the fact
that I'm that damn good. Not the people in the back or
the fat @$$e$ watching from the stands or in their
pathetic middle class homes. Well you know what? All
that is going to end and it ends tonight.

(Boos)

Cash: Tonight the King of Bling, the NEW ICON, is
going to make such a splash here tonight that it's
repercussions are going to transform the ripple into a
killer Tsunami. There are a few @$$ monkeys that are
going to pay here tonight for past offenses done to
the ICON. So my advice is for everyone backstage to
watch themselves because it's SHOWTIME!!! Last Monday
was a fluke, a one shot deal that WILL NEVER EVER
HAPPEN AGAIN.

Flawless: What did happen?

Cash: My plane ran out of gas and had to do an
emergency landing at the Bedlam so quick that I didn't
have time to do anything but run to the ring, job to
Axe, and then get beat on by Tobey!

Flawless: LIAR!

Cash: Okay, I had a hot date with a couple of Asian
chicks so I wasn't in the mood to wrestle in a stupid
match with an @$$ like Axe. So I arranged and macked
on my dates while the show went and forgot to cut a
promo. I paid Tobey a couple hundred bucks to
interfere in my match so I could cut out early! How's
that for a slice of fried gold?!

Flawless: (Shakes head) I still think your lying man.

Cash: Headache?

Flawless: Keep swimming.

Cash: Memory lapse?

Flawless: Try again.

Cash: Revenge for management censoring my recent
attempts at shinning?

Flawless: Yeah, I'll believe that one when pigs fly
out of my butt. Come on man, just tell the fans what
really happened!

Cash: This is lame. Flawless, SHUT UP! (Focuses on the
crowd) Tonight is different. Tonight it rains blood
thanks to the swinging fist of the ICON.

Flawless: And the ICON's Flawless brother, Mr.
Flawless!

Cash: What?

Flawless: Well I wanted to get involved this promo
man, I mean this is a pay-per-view. It sucks not
actually being involved yet, I mean I've been here
like a month already. Shouldn't they have booked me to
do some-sort-of fighting by now?

Cash: Just takes time dude, now SHUT UP! Your killing
my flow!

Flawless: Sorry.

Cash: (To the audience) Now hit the ICON's music so
the world can witness my glorious strut up the ramp
and into history!!!

(Boos fill the arena briefly before the music drowns
it out. Cash and his crew head up the ramp, yelling at
fans as they make their retreat.)

KING: Look! The Natives are all asleep!

JR: HA HA!

>>>

JR: Folks, Cherri Runnels is standing by the Women’s Locker Room where she is prepared to interview Brodie Manson.

King: How come I wasn’t allowed to interview, JR?

JR: You know the rules King, only LADIES in the Ladies Dressing Room.

King: But still…

JR: Nope, not after what happened last time

(Cherri is standing next to Brodie Manson, who is dressed in her wrestling gear for her upcoming match. Brodie smiles and politely greets Cherri. You can barely see some other unidentified female wrestlers in the back getting ready for the match as well.)

King: I always wondered what went on in that room.

Cherri: Tonight, Brodie you wrestle alongside Moody and Dazz as well as Flame and Francine to take on Dizi’s team of herself, Jacklyn J, Spirit, Kim Gail and Nittia. What are your thought on this match up?

Brodie: I think that it will be easy teaming up with Flame and Francine. I’ve wrestled Francine before so I know what she’s capable of, and I know that Flame will be there to help. However, I'm not sure about how Judge Moody will be tonight. I hope she just doesn’t flip her lid like she usually does, if she can keep it together, I’d trust her.
 
Cherri: And what about your opponents, Dizi, Spirit, Jacklyn J, Kim Gail and Nittia?
 
Brodie: Kim and Nittia are new to the BMWF and they’ll be easy to take out. Dizi is the Women’s Champion so she’s the biggest threat going on. However, I bet she’ll barely make it down the ramp before Moody jumps all over her. Jacklyn is the second biggest threat but I’m betting that Flame can hold her down. And as for Spirit, she’s always talking down to me yet she can never seem to pin me. Isn’t that ironic? And tonight it will be glorious pin number three that will be sending this plastic ho back to Michigan or wherever she comes from.

Cherri: How have your team prepared?
 
Brodie: I’ve gotten them into some meditation before the match. If you listen I think you can her them calling Gullah, the God of Victory. Listen…
 
(Brodie and Cherri listen intently and loud screaming and banging can be heard from within the room. The sound of shattering glass and women’s screams are audible as well. Cherri looks at Brodie very confused.)
 
Cherri: It sounds like they’re all fighting in there.
 
Brodie: Yes, it’s best that they get all of their feelings out before the meditation; it’ll work, trust me.
 
Cherri: Well whatever you say.
 
(close.)

>>>

 (Open to a shot of a dark area of the forest on this uncharted Pacific island. Jackson Roe emerges from the darkness, clad only in a grey muscle shirt, apair of jean shorts and sneakers.)

Roe: Take a good look around at this godforaken place. Not a single inkling of civilization anywhere around. It's pure and unsoiled by the stains of western civilization. It's so off the map that almost everyone would dread coming here for any reason at all.

(Roe's face contorts into a nasty smile as he continues walking)

Roe: That's why I will enjoy it so much. You see, I'm not much for being on a team like I will be for Survivor, but I can make do for one night. Afterall, it's in my best interests to co-exist with Tobey, Tai Hashi, Axe and Nate. I've got a million reasons to want to eliminate every member of Team Ezekiel. Of course, once we get to the final match, it's every man for himself and that's exactly the way I like it.

(Roe rubs his goatee with his right hand as he stops at a small cliff overlooking the bay

Roe: Tonight, on this island, Jackson Roe will do anything and everything necessary to gain victory, first for Team Tobey, and then for himself. Simply put, it's time for Jackson Roe to do what he does best and that's look out for himself.

(Taking a deep breath, Roe dives off into the clear blue water as the scene fades)

>>>
 
(Witherspoon is seen drinking from his water bottle backstage as he thinks to
himself. He throws the water bottle on the floor as it empties and reaches into
his pocket. He pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one of them. He places
it up to his lips and leans back, from behind though Nate Adams is seen looking
on. In his right hand is the leg of a steel chair Nate winds up and takes a
swing at Spoon.)

(However, just at that moment, Withrspoon drops his matches and bends over to pick them up.)

*WHACK*

(The chair hits a big ol' native in the head. The native looks stunned, then angry. He starts after Adams with his spear in hand! Adams runs for the hills probably realizing that his attack just backfired for at least two reasons that we'll let him figure out.)

>>>

(The scene opens up to the dim lit hall of the BMWF during its grand pay-per-view time. Dale suddenly walks in front of the camera from the right side as he exits the locker room.)

Dale: Where is that interviewer Bole? He is usually around at this time. He is always around when I don't want him around, now when I want him around he isn't here? What kind of person does this to somebody?

(Dale walks toward some man sitting around. He stops in front of the man.)

Dale: Have you seen Bole anywhere around here?

Man: Um, I think he went down that hall. He was looking for someone.

Dale: Thank you sir.

(Dale walks down the corridor that the man pointed to. He sees Bole looking in place for the person. Dale stops behind Bole.)

Dale: Looking for someone?

(Bole jumps up in a startled way. He turns to face Dale.)

Bole: As a matter of fact I was looking for you. And now that I have found you, I will give you the usual interview.

Dale: I was looking forward to one. I am glad I found you. This is an important part of the night. I can't fight without my daily interview!

Bole: Well, you found me, and I will give you one. Want me to start.

Dale: Sure.

(Bole pulls his microphone out of his pocket. He clears his throat and puts the mic near his mouth.)

Bole: So Dale, how does it feel to be a part of a big BMWF event like this Pay-Per-View?

(Bole puts the mic in front of Dales mouth.)

Dale: Well Bole, I was very excited when I heard I was due to appear in the Pay-Per-View. I was excited to be on a powerful team such as Hardcore Harry's. It is a great honor, I can't wait for this event, and I will do my best for the team.

(Bole puts the mic near his mouth again.)

Bole: How do you feel about facing team Ash?

(Bole places it near Dale again.)

Dale: Well, there are some tough competitors on that team. But none of them scare me a bit. I have seen scarier in a trash can next to a japanese restaurant. I don't think they will be a problem.

(Bole places it towards himself again.)

Bole: Why do you think Hardcore Harry picked you to be on his team?

(Bole places mic towards Dale again.)

Dale: Well duh. He obviously thinks I am a worthy competitor for this match. I mean, I won my last two matches, and so far I am on a winning streak. Why not choose me? He is lucky he got to me before the others did.

(Bole places mic towards himself.)

Bole: I guess he is. You certainly have some charisma today don't ya. You are quite energetic.

Dale: Well you know me, I have to get energized before a match or I go downhill! I can't allow failure during my winning streak. I want to bring glory to my team. Victory shall be ours. We will come out on top during this little tournament.

Bole: So you think you guys will win? What about Master Z's team? He came up with some strong men as well.

Dale: Well first of all. I don't think we will win, I know we will, and no team will change that. In fact, Master Z may be a tough competitor, but he hasn't faced me. Our team can beat that guy. No "Master" or person can change the outcome. His crack team that he assembled will in no way beat us, IF they get past round one.

Bole: You do know that Master Z is world champion right? He is one of the dominators in this business.

Dale: And that affects me how? He doesn't scare me. Noone scares me. I am sure none of my other team mates are scared either. They aren't wrestlers so they can be scared of someone.

Bole: I am sure you are angering Master Z right now.

Dale: So, he can bring it on. I am not at all scared of him!

Bole: I am out of questions. I will find you if I have more.

Dale: Okay.

(Dale walks off and the scene fades.)

>>>

(William Black and Spirit are backstage on their way to the ring Black looks at little concerned while Spirit looks a little down, though she is in her gear, prepared for her match.)

SPIRIT: Look, I--

(Black cuts her off with a wave of his hand.)

BLACK: It's alright. I know why you did it. It doesn't matter to me if you don't want to be on the active roster. To be honest, I like it better when you're in my corner. You don't realize how good you are out there. Sometimes it seems like you're reading my mind. I can't count the number of times I got a distraction when I needed it. I mean, lets face it, if I had a body like yours, I wouldn't want it damaged either...

(First she sighs, and then he sighs. She rolls her eyes and speaks, smirking afterwards.)

SPIRIT: You're not helping.

BLACK: Bah! Look, all I am saying is, it doesn't matter to me. Its your choice.

(The camera fades as the two continue towards the ring.)

>>>
 

LILLY: This contest is a 10-woman elimination match.

Introducing first...

Team Dizi: Dizi, Jacklyn J, Spirit, Kim Gail and Nittia

LILLY: Their opponents...

Team Brodie: Brodie, Judge Moody, Flame, Dazz, and Francine

("Cherry Lips" by Garbage starts to play over the sound system, as rainbow fireworks explode from the stage. When the chorus cues in, Brodie Manson steps between the curtains wearing her black and white jumpsuit, the text on her top reads “Captain Brodie” in big lettering. Brodie stand atop the stage and points and waves to the fans as they cheer her on. She finally makes her way down the ramp and climbs into the ring through the bottom rope. She looks at her opponents and walks over to her corner of the ring.)

PA: All rise for the honorable...JUDGE MOODY!

(The Judge Judy theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the stage. Judge Moody appears from behind the curtains and walks down the ramp as the crowd boos. Judge Moody enters the ring and raises her gavel in the air to get more boos from the crowd. Judge Moody takes her judge robe off and waits for her partner and opponents.)

Moody: Brodie, you were smart in picking me for your team. I know you wanted a winning team and you did what you could to make sure that a true winner was on it. Dizi, I guess you just weren't smart enough, were you?

(The crowd boos.)

Moody: Oh, and I haven't forgotten about that attack on me the other week. You think the Women's title is safely around your waist...think again.

(Judge Moody takes off her judge robe and gets ready for her partners and opponents.)

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!

(Brodie and Spirit lock up. Both women struggle with each other to gain the advantage. Brodie pulls Spirit into a headlock, and Spirit tries to counter it with a back drop but Brodie flips over her shoulders and lands on her feet. Brodie wastes no time and nails Spirit upside the head with a hard clothesline.)

JR: A hard clothesline by Brodie Manson! These women’s matches sure are vicious, King!

King: I know, I think Spirit almost had a wardrobe malfunction!

JR: Brodie tags in Francine!

(Francine enters the ring and she and Brodie begin to viciously stomp away on Spirit. Brodie stops Francine and whispers something into her ear. Francine picks up Spirit while Brodie climbs to the top rope.)

JR: What’s going on here?

(While Francine has a firm grip on Spirit, Brodie flies off of the rope and nails Spirit square in the face with a devastating dropkick.)

JR: Brodie just sent Spirit into next week!

King: Be careful that’s a million-dollar face she’s messing with!

JR: He's sending a message to anybody who's against the bWo! Will they ever be stopped!?

King: I dunno, everybody who tries tends to disappear after a few months!

KING: Wait! Did you say "he" and "bwo"?

JR: Dizi is in with Francine.

Dizi goes for a snapmare, but Francine blocks it.
Francine nails Dizi with a punch.
Francine nails Dizi with a back rake.
Francine hits a facerake on Dizi.
Francine hits Dizi with a monkey flip.
Francine shows her butt cheeks.
Francine further incites the crowd.
Francine goes for a facerake, but Dizi blocks it.
Dizi hits armlock on Francine.
Dizi goes for a snapmare, but Francine blocks it.
Francine tags out to Brodie Manson.
Brodie Manson and Francine whip Dizi into the ropes.
They hit Dizi with a double backdrop.

Tags are made.

Francine misses with a kick.
Francine goes for a hair pull, but Spirit blocks it.
Spirit runs into the ropes.
Francine hits Spirit with a kick.
Francine executes a bulldog on Spirit.
Francine whips Spirit into the ropes, but Spirit reverses it.
Spirit misses with a clothesline.
Spirit hits Francine with a clothesline.
Spirit is going for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
Francine has been eliminated.
The crowd is going crazy.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Brodie Manson executes a jawbreaker on Spirit.
Brodie Manson kicks Spirit.
There are lots of chants for Brodie Manson.
Brodie Manson chops Spirit.
Brodie Manson executes a bulldog on Spirit.
Brodie Manson hits a monkey flip on Spirit.
Brodie Manson nails Spirit with a bulldog.
The crowd is really behind Brodie Manson.
Brodie Manson whips Spirit into the ropes.
Brodie Manson hits Spirit with a shoulderblock.
Brodie Manson takes Spirit down with a fireman's carry.
Dazz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Dazz leaves the ring.
Brodie Manson executes an airplane spin on Spirit.
Brodie Manson is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brodie Manson goes for a bulldog, but Spirit counters it with a back suplex.
Spirit has the crowd going wild.
In turn, Brodie Manson counters it with a facerake.
Brodie Manson whips Spirit into the ropes.
Spirit smacks Brodie Manson with a devastating clothesline .
Spirit runs into the ropes.
Brodie Manson hits Spirit with a clothesline.
Spirit falls out of the ring.
Len Stanley counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Spirit
reenters the ring.
Brodie Manson tags out to Dazz.
Brodie Manson leaves the ring.
Dazz uses a snap mare on Spirit.

Spirit tags in Nittia.
Dazz runs into the ropes.
Nittia goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dazz counters it with
a dragon screw.
In turn, Nittia counters it with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is starting to get behind Nittia.
Nittia goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dazz counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Dazz executes the Dazzler on Nittia.
Nittia is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Nittia tries to fight the pain.
Nittia submits after 12 seconds.
Nittia has been eliminated.
Quite a few boos are audible.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Dazz tags out to Brodie Manson.
Dazz leaves the ring.
Brodie Manson goes for a DDT, but Jacklyne J. counters it with a backdrop.
Jacklyne J. takes Brodie Manson down with a hurricanrana.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jacklyne J..
Jacklyne J. tags out to Dizi.
Jacklyne J. leaves the ring.

(Dizi turns and executes a snapmare on Brodie. Brodie gets to her feet quickly, but Dizi grabs her arm and whips her into the ropes. A shoulder block drops Brodie to the mat.)

King: Wow! Dizi really seems to be on her game tonight, JR!

JR: I agree, King. The Women's Champion looks like she's in top form tonight.

(Dizi puts Brodie in a double leg cradle. The referee moves in for the count.)

King: Dizi's trying for the pin!

JR: One... Brodie kicks out at one!

(Dizi jumps to her feet. She moves into the corner, waiting for Brodie to get to her feet.)

JR: Baseball slide by Dizi!

King: She really wiped Brodie out with that one!

JR: Dizi whips Brodie Manson into the ropes.
Dizi uses a dropkick on Brodie Manson.
Dizi runs into the ropes.
Dizi hits Brodie Manson with an elbow.
Jacklyne J. enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jacklyne J. leaves the ring.
Dizi hits a headlock takedown on Brodie Manson.
Dizi whips Brodie Manson into the ropes, but Brodie Manson reverses it.
Dizi hits Brodie Manson with a kick.
Dizi sends Brodie Manson into the turnbuckle.
Dizi goes for a headlock takedown, but Brodie Manson counters it with
a back suplex.

Dizi runs into the ropes.
Dizi hits Brodie Manson with a kick.
Dizi is going for the cover.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
Brodie Manson has been eliminated.
A small "Dizi" chant is being started.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Dazz tags out to Judge Moody.
Dazz leaves the ring.
Judge Moody whips Dizi into the ropes, but Dizi reverses it.
Dizi misses with a clothesline.
Dizi misses with an elbow.
Dizi hits Judge Moody with a clothesline.

(Judge Moody charges at Dizi. Dizi grabs her arm and whips her into the ropes, nailing her with a dropkick on the rebound.)

JR: Irish whip into the ropes and a dropkick by Dizi! Judge Moody is in trouble.

King: What's that Dizi keeps yelling at Judge Moody?

JR: I'm not sure, King. Something about a baseball bat, I think. I wonder if Judge Moody knows what Dizi is talking about.

King: I wonder if Dizi knows what Dizi is talking about.

(Dizi whips Judge Moody into the turnbuckle. Judge Moody staggers out of the corner and Dizi bounces off the ropes bulldogging Judge Moody to the mat.)

JR: I think Dizi could get the pin right now, if she'd just cover.

(Dizi climbs to the top turnbuckle, waiting as Judge Moody gets to her feet.)

JR: Dizi's up... she's in the air! Cross body block! But she's still not trying for the pin!

King: I think Dizi is more interested in hurting Judge Moody than in pinning her.

(Dizi applies an armlock leglock submission to Judge Moody. The referee checks to see if Judge Moody submits. Judge Moody doesn't reply, grabbing the bottom rope instead.)

JR: Judge Moody has made it to the ropes! The referee is making the count!

King: I don't think Dizi is going to release the hold!

(The referee reaches five and yells at Dizi to release the hold. Dizi keeps it on for another few seconds then lets go of Moody and rolls away.)

JR: Judge Moody falls out of the ring.
Dizi rolls out under the bottom rope.
Donnie MacPhearson comes from behind, but Judge Moody nails Donnie MacPhearson.
Dizi nails Judge Moody with a baseball slide.
Dizi shoves Judge Moody into the guardrail.
Len Stanley counts: 1.
Len Stanley counts: 2.
Dizi climbs back into the ring.
Judge Moody rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Dizi whips Judge Moody into the ropes, but Judge Moody reverses it.
Dizi hits Judge Moody with a clothesline.
Dizi takes Judge Moody down with a snapmare.
Dizi whips Judge Moody into the ropes.
Dizi hits Judge Moody with an elbow.
Dizi tags out to Spirit.
Dizi leaves the ring.
Spirit hits Judge Moody with a drop toehold.
Spirit is going for the cover.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Spirit throws Judge Moody out of the ring.
Spirit goes through the ropes.
Len Stanley counts: 1.
Len Stanley counts: 2.
Spirit executes a fireman's carry on Judge Moody.
Len Stanley counts: 3.
Spirit reenters the ring.
Judge Moody rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Spirit hits Judge Moody with a fireman's carry.
Spirit hits Judge Moody with a Russian legsweep.
Spirit executes the The System Overload on Judge Moody.
Spirit goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
Judge Moody has been eliminated.
The crowd erupts.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Flame goes for a facebite, but Spirit blocks it.
Spirit tags out to Jacklyne J..
Spirit leaves the ring.
Jacklyne J. puts Flame in a sleeperhold.
Flame gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jacklyne J. goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Flame
turns in mid-air and lands on her.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Flame hits an elbow to the midsection on Jacklyne J..
Flame nails Jacklyne J. with a snap mare.
Flame runs into the ropes.
Jacklyne J. goes for a dropkick, but Flame side-steps and Jacklyne J.
only hits air.
Flame nails Jacklyne J. with a dragon screw leg whip.
Flame hits a facebite on Jacklyne J..
Flame whips Jacklyne J. into the ropes.
Jacklyne J. misses with a kick.
Flame hits Jacklyne J. with a kick.
Flame goes for a facebite, but Jacklyne J. blocks it.
Jacklyne J. tags out to Spirit.
Spirit goes for a sleeperhold, but Flame counters it with a jawbreaker.
Flame rips her shirt open to reveal sportsbra..
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flame.
Flame hits a low blow on Spirit.
Flame whips Spirit into the ropes, but Spirit reverses it.
Flame hits Spirit with an elbow to the head.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flame takes Spirit down with a facebite.
Flame goes for a kneelift, but Spirit side-steps and Flame only hits air.
Spirit is going for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Spirit executes an elbow drop on Flame.
Spirit tags out to Kim Gail.
Spirit leaves the ring.
Kim Gail goes for a forearm smash, but Flame blocks it.
Dazz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Dazz leaves the ring.
Flame takes Kim Gail down with an elbow to the midsection.

Flame tags out to Dazz.
Dazz nails Kim Gail with a facerake.
Dazz takes Kim Gail down with a chop.
Dazz runs into the ropes.
Kim Gail hits Dazz with a shoulderblock.
Kim Gail runs into the ropes.
Dazz goes for a sidewalk slam, but Kim Gail counters it with a DDT.
Kim Gail goes for a flying cross body press, but Dazz ducks out of the way.
Dazz tags out to Flame.
Dazz leaves the ring.
Flame runs into the ropes.
Flame hits Kim Gail with an elbow to the head.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flame.
Flame goes for a punch to the side of the head, but Kim Gail blocks it.
Kim Gail executes spinning headscissors on Flame.
Kim Gail chops Flame.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kim Gail chops Flame.

Kim Gail tags out.

(Dizi gets the tag and moves into the ring. She looks across at Flame, smiles, and walks over with her hand extended.)

JR: What is Dizi doing?

King: I think she's introducing herself.

JR: Well, I'm not sure this is the time for that.

(Flame shakes Dizi's hand, then the two women move to the center of the ring and lock up. Dizi suddenly kicks Flame in the stomach. Flame drops to her knees and Dizi rolls her up into an inside cradle.)

JR: Dizi's trying to get the quick pin here on Flame.

King: One... two... Flame kicks out!

(Dizi jumps to her feet and pulls up Flame by the hair. She whips the other woman into the corner, then follows in with a cartwheel splash.)

JR: Flame is in trouble here. She needs to make a tag!

King: She's in more trouble now! Dizi's throwing those back elbows and Flames taking them all full force!

(Dizi moves away from the corner and Flame falls forward onto the mat. Dizi glances down at the other woman, then looks out at the crowd. She smiles and waves. Not getting much response, she shrugs and turns her attention to back to the match.)
Dazz tags in.
Dizi goes for a dropkick, but Dazz side-steps and Dizi only hits air.
Donnie MacPhearson enters the ring and hits Dazz with a chair.
Before Donnie MacPhearson connects, Dazz moves out of the way.
Donnie MacPhearson hits Dizi.
Dazz throws Donnie MacPhearson over the top rope.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dizi is out cold.
Dazz executes the Dazzler on Dizi.
Len Stanley sees that Dizi is out cold and stops the match after 18 seconds.
Dizi has been eliminated.
Dazz is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Jacklyne J. uses a hurricanrana on Dazz.
A small "Jacklyne J." chant is being started.
Jacklyne J. almost takes Dazz's head off with a clothesline
Jacklyne J. executes a monkey flip on Dazz.
Jacklyne J. nails Dazz with a bulldog.
Jacklyne J. uses a bulldog on Dazz.
Jacklyne J. whips Dazz into the ropes.
Dazz misses with an elbow.
Jacklyne J. takes Dazz down with a hurricanrana.
Jacklyne J. takes Dazz down with a missile dropkick.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jacklyne J. goes for a missile dropkick, but Dazz side-steps and Jacklyne J.
only hits air.
Flame enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Flame leaves the ring.
Dazz hits Jacklyne J. with a dropkick.
Dazz whips Jacklyne J. into the turnbuckle.
Dazz tags out to Flame.
Dazz leaves the ring.
Flame uses a facebite on Jacklyne J..
Flame whips Jacklyne J. into the ropes.
Jacklyne J. hits Flame with an elbow.
Jacklyne J. nails Flame with a missile dropkick.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jacklyne J. hoists Flame high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Flame cra
shing hard to the mat.
Jacklyne J. smacks Flame with a devastating clothesline .
Jacklyne J. is going for the cover.
Len Stanley counts: One, kickout.
Spirit enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Spirit leaves the ring.
Jacklyne J. whips Flame into the ropes, but Flame reverses it.
Flame hits Jacklyne J. with a kick.
Flame takes Jacklyne J. down with a facebite.
Flame uses a dragon screw leg whip on Jacklyne J..
The crowd erupts.
Flame executes a chop on Jacklyne J..
Flame whips Jacklyne J. into the ropes, but Jacklyne J. reverses it.
Jacklyne J. misses with a clothesline.
Flame hits Jacklyne J. with a clothesline.
Flame is going for the cover.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Flame uses a punch on Jacklyne J..
Flame nails Jacklyne J. with a kneelift.
Flame takes Jacklyne J. down with a hair pull.
Flame rips her shirt open to reveal sportsbra..
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Flame hits a hair pull on Jacklyne J..
Flame leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Flame sets up the chair.
Flame nails Jacklyne J. with a piledriver onto the chair.
Flame gives the sign for the Extinguisher.
Flame executes the Extinguisher on Jacklyne J..
Len Stanley counts: One, two, Kim Gail doesn't make it in time... three.
Jacklyne J. has been eliminated.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

*DING DING* 

 JR: There's the bell!
Spirit hoists Flame high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Flame crashing
hard to the mat.
Spirit tags out to Kim Gail.
Spirit leaves the ring.
Kim Gail whips Flame into the ropes.
Flame misses with a clothesline.
Flame goes for an elbow to the head, but Kim Gail blocks it.
Kim Gail tags out to Spirit.
Kim Gail leaves the ring.
Spirit nails Flame with a fireman's carry.
Spirit sends Flame into the turnbuckle, but Flame reverses it.
Flame goes for a hurricanrana, but Spirit counters it with a piledriver.
Spirit hoists Flame high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Flame crashing
hard to the mat.
Spirit goes for a spear, but Flame side-steps and Spirit only hits air.
Flame hits a facebite on Spirit.

Flame tags out.
Dazz executes a facerake on Spirit.
Dazz uses a DDT on Spirit.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dazz executes the Dazzler on Spirit.
Spirit is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Spirit is writhing in pain.
Spirit submits after 14 seconds.
Spirit has been eliminated.
Quite a few boos are audible.

*DING DING* 

JR: There's the bell!
Kim Gail uses a kick to the head on Dazz.
Kim Gail nails Dazz with a monkey flip.
Kim Gail throws Dazz out of the ring.
Len Stanley counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Dazz reenters the ring.
Kim Gail runs into the ropes.
Kim Gail goes for a handspring bodyblock, but Dazz counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dazz.
Len Stanley removes the chair from the ring.
Dazz uses a splash on Kim Gail.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Dazz tags out to Flame.
Dazz leaves the ring.
Flame whips Kim Gail into the ropes.
Flame hits Kim Gail with a kick.
Flame executes a snap mare on Kim Gail.
Flame throws Kim Gail into the turnbuckle.
Flame nails Kim Gail with a hurricanrana.
Flame goes for a monkey flip, but Kim Gail blocks it.
Kim Gail nails Flame with an armdrag takedown.
Kim Gail hits Flame with a chop.
Kim Gail executes a springboard armdrag on Flame.
Kim Gail hits Flame with a slap.
Kim Gail takes Flame down with a kick to the chest.
Kim Gail whips her head back and flings her hair.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Kim Gail hits Flame with a kick to the head.
Kim Gail whips Flame into the ropes, but Flame reverses it.
Flame hits Kim Gail with a kick.
Flame gives the sign for the Extinguisher.
Flame executes the Extinguisher on Kim Gail.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
Kim Gail has been eliminated.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Flame.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The Survivors are Flame and Dazz!

>>>

(Cash, Skiz, and Flawless sit around the dressing
room.)

Cash: Is everything in place for the Million Dollar
Beat down?

Flawless: Yup. Are you really going to go through with
this thing then?

Cash: Oh, you know it! How can I let that little butt
monkey get away on touched after his weak @$$ attack
last week? What kind of Super Megastar would I be if I
let him simply walk away without getting at least ten
stitches!

Flawless: Well me and Skiz got your back.

Cash: Good. Not sure if I need it, but you never know.
Where are the guys with the glass?

Flawless: They are all standing by in the main hall
leading towards the ring. You got two plate glass
windows and our buddy from Japan sent that bomb you
asked for.

Cash: Barbed wire ladder?

Flawless: Check. Like I said man, you are all set. All
you need to do is get out there and just open this
can! Tobey is not going to know what to do after this.


Cash: Yeah he will. It's called going to the hospital!
It's the easiest thing to do in the world, because you
don't have to do anything. He doesn't have to drive or
even get out of bed, the doctors will be certain to
make everything nice and sweet for our little
Bollywood star. And that, he can take to the bank.

>>>

 (The camera cuts to to somewhere on the island where Ash and Scotty Scott are shown grabbing some coconuts off of some trees. They hand the coconuts to The Judge and Witherspoon who stuff them into bags.)

Judge: Can someone remind me what we're doing this for again?

Ash: Here...

(Ash takes a coconut and smacks it into a tree, cracking the coconut open and leaving a dent on the bark.)

Judge: I see.

Scotty: Look, there is no way that Team Ash is gonna lose tanight.... We are gonna make sure that these stunods wish that they were neva born!!!! Ta be honest... I'm gonna make sure personally that this thin' becomes personal and lay them ta waste.

Judge: But guys...I want you to leave Cash Flo to me. Ever since he embarassed me all those years ago, I've been waiting to get revenge on him. And what better way to embarass him then to eliminate him from the match and spoil his chances of becoming a true "Million Dollar" Hero!

Scotty: What eva ya's does tanight... Make sure that these Union wannabes.... Neva set foot in a rasslin' ring eva again....

(Ash, Scotty Scott, The Judge, and Witherspoon continue their coconut gathering as we fade.)

>>>

(A small raft floats closer to the island soon to host the Survival PPV. The
raft lands on shore and Mafioso and Carlos step off)

Carlos:Tell me everything I heard last week was a mistake or something.

Mafioso: Nope. It's all true. I am part of the "NEW" UNION!

Carlos: Haven't you learned anything from Wave of the Future and Urban
Legends!?

Mafioso: YES! Don't join with a paranoid rookie team or a long winded
champion! Both are just looking out for themselves.

Carlos: Oh and these people are different?

Mafioso: Listen we don't have time for this! We need to get ready for Team
Ash!

(The two walk away as the raft is taken by the tide and the scene fades into
the BMWF Logo)

>>>
 
(Nate Adams looks around the backstage area frantically. It’s not apparent what
he is looking for but continues to look. In rooms, under tables, and behind
walls are the usual looking places but whatever he is looking for isn’t there.
He finally stops as he spots Jess, the hot woman from earlier in the night. She
is doing some random girls hair until she spots Nate.)
 
Jess: Ah, there you are. Sorry about earlier, The Couch isn’t exactly high on my
list of people.
 
Nate: Don’t worry, he’s not on mine either. So here you are, doing your job.
 
Jess: Very observative.
 
Nate: Yeah, I guess.
 
(The girl getting her hair done is finished and walks off leaving the two in
peace.)
 
Jess: I see that perfect physique you talk about.
 
Nate: Yeah, it’s hard not to notice.
 
Jess: Too bad you don’t have the skills to back it up.
 
Nate: Excuse me.
 
(Nate’s face goes from happy to angry in a matter of seconds.)
 
Jess: You lost to Joe Gomer last week.
 
Nate: Yeah, so what! I let that stupid jobber win! He could never do it twice so
watch what you say!
 
Jess: Ok ok, calm down. We’ll see if you can beat out Zeke tonight.
 
Nate: If? Baby, there are no if’s here, it’s all certain. I’m not ready to go
letting these five misfits go beating me. If I felt good maybe I would but that
isn’t a possibility now! Zeke will be lucky if his team can even pin off one
member of our team tonight.
 
Jess: Ok, I’ll just have to look and see.
 
Nate: You better watch, watch “The Complete Package” run his foot through each
and every one of team Zeke’s members @$$’s. There ain’t gonna’ be any mercy
anymore because now I’m angry.
 
Jess: Like I said, take a chill pill.
 
Nate: No need, you just pumped me up for my matches.
 
Jess: Matches, you’re only fighting in one tonight.
 
Nate: Not after we advance Hun. I’m going on to meet Spoon, Lowe, and Z all in
the finals! There’s a fact to remember! Just sit back here, do your hair thing
and watch me cruise to victory.
 
(Nate walks off as he makes his way toward his locker room.)

>>>>

sorry their rubbish I'm out of time :-(
(The sun shines down on the uncharted Pacific island and the blue waves lap against the sandy beach as ‘The Rock Star’ Tai Hashi swings on a hammock tied to two palm trees. Wearing nothing but a pair of Bermuda shorts, Tai has a cell-phone in one hand up to his ear and a cocktail in the other hand; he is talking to a friend on the cell-phone.)
Tai Hashi: There must be a bunch of monkeys assigning these Pay-Per-View matches because I don’t see how any human being in their right frame of mind could put me on the same team as The Most Hated Man in the World, two newcomers who nobody’s never heard of and a guy called Axe who abducts other people’s girlfriends because he’s a sick perverted freak! (Pause) How on Earth can I work a good match and get the crowd all excited when members of MY own team are causing the crowd to throw fruit and vegetables at us! (Pause) All right dude, I have to go enjoy this island, it’s pretty interesting. See you when I get back!
(Tai places the cell-phone into the pockets of his green and blue Bermuda shorts. He looks at his cocktail, making his mouth water. It’s bright blue with a multi-coloured straw, A lemon on the side and a small novelty umbrella. Tai takes a sip and lays in the hammock, he sighs to himself.)
Tai Hashi: Why? Why on God’s green Earth has this happened to me! I’m stuck with four retards! Four retards that the crowd totally hate, I’m like a fish out of water I shouldn’t be in this predicament. What am I going to do about it? I’m going to show them how to really fight a match and I’m going to show them what it’s like to win a match fair and square. See all of you in the ring! Dig that!
(Tai lays back and enjoys the sunshine.)

>>>
 
(As the scence opens up we see Axe dressed in a sleeveless BMWF t-shirt and black tearaway pants with white sneakers doing several sets of sit-ups on the beach somewhere away from the audience. There is someone calling his name and after the third call he sighs and slowly gets up from the sand walking over to reveal Slim Jim with a cameraman by his side.)
 
Slim Jim: Hey Axe did we catch you at a bad time?
 
Axe: Actually you did...I was training for my match coming up soon.
 
Slim Jim: Well do you think we could get an interview?
 
Axe: (Sighs.) Fine but make it fast got it Slim?
 
Slim Jim: Of course!
 
(Axe picks up his towel and water and sits on a rock as he waits for them as they set up until Slim gets the cue to start up the interview.)
 
Slim Jim: Tonight Axe you face Team Ezekiel along with Kolic, Sandmann, a mystery opponent and a man where there is definitely no love lost between the two of you...Tamer. Earlier you seemed rather confident in winning this match with your team consisting of Tobey Miliken, Tai Hashi, Nate Adams, Jackson Roe and yourself. Why the confidence exactly? I thought you and Tobey hated each other?