The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

JR: Not your match. The Reality Show Challenge: Survivors vs. The Apprentices vs. The Amazing Racers vs. Fear Factored!

JR: There's the bell!
Ethan Zahn kicks Adam Hipps.
Adam Hipps hits Ethan Zahn.
Adam Hipps chops Ethan Zahn.
Adam Hipps is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Adam Hipps punches Ethan Zahn.
Adam Hipps is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Ethan Zahn hits Adam Hipps.
The crowd is starting to get behind Ethan Zahn.
Ethan Zahn punches Adam Hipps.
A small "Ethan Zahn" chant is being started.
Big Tom enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Guchi Gumba enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ethan Zahn and Big Tom whip Adam Hipps into the ropes.
They hit Adam Hipps with a double fist to the midsection.
Big Tom leaves the ring.
Ethan Zahn takes Adam Hipps down with a punch to the midsection.

Laura Dartanian whips Big Tom into the ropes.
Laura Dartanian hits a punch on Big Tom.
Laura Dartanian takes Big Tom down with a superkick.
Laura Dartanian goes for the Bolo Driver, but Big Tom counters it with a DDT.

Big Tom hits a bodyslam on Laura Dartanian.
Big Tom runs into the ropes.
Big Tom hits Laura Dartanian with an elbow.
Johnny Fairpay enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Big Tom and Johnny Fairpay whip Laura Dartanian into the ropes.
They hit Laura Dartanian with a double backdrop.
Johnny Fairpay leaves the ring.
Big Tom locks Laura Dartanian in a chokehold.
Bart Farinus warns Big Tom to let go.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three, four.
Big Tom goes for a kick to the head, but Laura Dartanian blocks it.
Laura Dartanian chops Big Tom.

Bill Rancid tries to bribe Zach Bear.
Zach Bear hits Bill Rancid.
A small "Zach Bear" chant is being started.
Zach Bear punches Bill Rancid.
The crowd is starting to get behind Zach Bear.
Zach Bear whips Bill Rancid into the ropes.
Bill Rancid hits Zach Bear with a kick.
Bill Rancid is going for the cover.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Rancid nails Zach Bear with a headlock.
Bill Rancid uses a punch to the head on Zach Bear.
Bill Rancid hits Zach Bear with a kick to the midsection.
Bill Rancid hits a bodyslam on Zach Bear.
Bill Rancid hits Zach Bear with a kick to the midsection.
Bill Rancid uses a kick to the midsection on Zach Bear.

Guchi Gumba locks Ethan Zahn in a chokehold.
Joe Finch warns Guchi Gumba to let go.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three, four.
Guchi Gumba punches Ethan Zahn.
Guchi Gumba chops Ethan Zahn.
A small "Guchi Gumba" chant is being started.
Ethan Zahn chops Guchi Gumba.
Guchi Gumba kicks Ethan Zahn.
A few fans are cheering on Guchi Gumba.
Ethan Zahn kicks Guchi Gumba.
Ethan Zahn kicks Guchi Gumba.
Ethan Zahn tags out to Big Tom.
Adam Hipps enters the ring and throws Ethan Zahn out of the ring.
Guchi Gumba and Adam Hipps whip Big Tom into the ropes.
They hit Big Tom with a double elbowsmash.
Adam Hipps leaves the ring.
Guchi Gumba nails Big Tom with a forearm smash.

Zach Bear and Laura Dartanian whip Big Tom into the ropes.
Zach Bear and Laura Dartanian hit Big Tom with a double punch.
Zach Bear and Laura Dartanian whip Big Tom into the ropes.
They hit Big Tom with a double kick to the midsection.
Johnny Fairpay enters the ring and lays out Laura Dartanian.
Johnny Fairpay leaves the ring.
Big Tom goes for a forearm smash, but Zach Bear blocks it.
Zach Bear whips Big Tom into the ropes.
Big Tom hits Zach Bear with a shoulderblock.
Big Tom hits Zach Bear with a kick to the head.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.

PHIL KEEGAN: Zach, I'm sorry to tell you...but you've been eliminated from the race.

JR: A few fans are cheering on Big Tom.

Guchi Gumba uses a kick to the head on Big Tom.
Guchi Gumba nails Big Tom with a punch to the head.
Guchi Gumba executes a kick to the head on Big Tom.
Guchi Gumba goes for a chokehold, but Big Tom counters it with a facerake.
Big Tom tags out to Ethan Zahn.
Adam Hipps enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Ethan Zahn and Big Tom whip Guchi Gumba into the ropes.
They hit Guchi Gumba with a double fist to the midsection.
Ethan Zahn and Big Tom whip Guchi Gumba into the ropes.
Ethan Zahn and Big Tom hit Guchi Gumba with a double bodyslam.
Adam Hipps gets back up, but gets cut off.
Ethan Zahn and Big Tom whip Guchi Gumba into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Guchi Gumba with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Big Tom leaves the ring.
Guchi Gumba goes for a chokehold, but Ethan Zahn counters it with a facerake.
Ethan Zahn executes a kick to the head on Guchi Gumba.
Ethan Zahn hits Guchi Gumba with a kick to the midsection.
Ethan Zahn goes for a bodyslam, but Guchi Gumba counters it with a small package
.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Guchi Gumba goes for a bodyslam, but Ethan Zahn blocks it.
Ethan Zahn hits a punch to the head on Guchi Gumba.
Ethan Zahn executes the Kick to the Face on Guchi Gumba.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Ethan Zahn.
Ethan Zahn goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, Adam Hipps doesn't make it in time... three.

JR: Ethan Zahn tags out to Big Tom.
Big Tom hits a forearm smash on Tod Kidsler.
Big Tom whips Tod Kidsler into the ropes, but Tod Kidsler reverses it.
Tod Kidsler goes for a kick to the midsection, but Big Tom blocks it.
Big Tom puts Tod Kidsler in a chokehold.
Joe Finch warns Big Tom to let go.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three, four.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
Big Tom runs into the ropes.
Tod Kidsler goes for a punch to the head, but Big Tom blocks it.
Big Tom tags out to Rupert Bonehead.
Rupert Bonehead takes Tod Kidsler down with a forearm smash.
Rupert Bonehead goes for a punch to the midsection, but Tod Kidsler blocks it.
Tod Kidsler tags out to Adam Hipps.
Adam Hipps and Tod Kidsler whip Rupert Bonehead into the ropes.
Adam Hipps and Tod Kidsler hit Rupert Bonehead with a double bodyslam.
Tod Kidsler leaves the ring.
Adam Hipps nails Rupert Bonehead with a punch to the midsection.

Big Tom kicks Chip Arnt.
Big Tom kicks Chip Arnt.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Big Tom.
Chip Arnt hits Big Tom.
The crowd is cheering on Chip Arnt.
Chip Arnt runs into the ropes.
Chip Arnt hits Big Tom with a kick.
Chip Arnt covers Big Tom.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Chip Arnt tags out to Bolo Dartanian.
Rupert Bonehead enters the ring and lays out Chip Arnt.
Big Tom and Rupert Bonehead hit Bolo Dartanian with a double bodyslam.
Rupert Bonehead leaves the ring.
Big Tom whips Bolo Dartanian into the ropes, but Bolo Dartanian reverses it.
Bolo Dartanian hits Big Tom with a clothesline.
Bolo Dartanian runs into the ropes.
Bolo Dartanian misses with an elbow.
Bolo Dartanian hits Big Tom with a shoulderblock.
Bolo Dartanian flexes his muscles.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bolo Dartanian whips Big Tom into the ropes.
Big Tom hits Bolo Dartanian with a kick.
Big Tom covers Bolo Dartanian.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Big Tom hits Bolo Dartanian with a forearm smash.
Big Tom tags out to Rupert.

Adam Hipps catches Rupert Bonehead in a chokehold.
Joe Finch warns Adam Hipps to let go.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Joe Finch warns Adam Hipps.

Adam Hipps hits Rupert Bonehead with a clothesline.
Rupert Bonehead falls out of the ring.
Adam Hipps goes through the ropes.
Joe Finch counts: 1.
Joe Finch counts: 2.
Adam Hipps gets back into the ring.
Rupert Bonehead rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Adam Hipps goes for a forearm smash, but Rupert Bonehead blocks it.
Rupert Bonehead goes for a kick to the head, but Adam Hipps
ducks out of the way.
Adam Hipps punches Rupert Bonehead.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Adam Hipps.
Adam Hipps kicks Rupert Bonehead.

Rupert grabs a Hawaiian sling and pokes Adam in the butt with it while the ref is distracted.

Johnny Fairpay hits a punch to the head on Kris Jackson.
Johnny Fairpay hits a kick to the midsection on Kris Jackson.
Johnny Fairpay nails Kris Jackson with an elbow smash.
Johnny Fairpay hits a punch to the head on Kris Jackson.
Johnny Fairpay throws Kris Jackson out of the ring.
Johnny Fairpay rolls out under the bottom rope.
Johnny Fairpay uses a punch to the head on Kris Jackson.
Johnny Fairpay hits Kris Jackson with a forearm smash.
Johnny Fairpay climbs back into the ring.
Kris Jackson climbs back into the ring.
Johnny Fairpay runs into the ropes.
Johnny Fairpay hits Kris Jackson with a kick.
Ethan Zahn enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Johnny Fairpay and Ethan Zahn hit Kris Jackson with a double forearm smash.
Johnny Fairpay and Ethan Zahn whip Kris Jackson into the ropes.

Chip Arnt hits an elbow smash on Bill Rancid.
Chip Arnt uses an elbow smash on Bill Rancid.
Chip Arnt takes Bill Rancid down with a forearm smash.
Chip Arnt whips Bill Rancid into the ropes, but Bill Rancid reverses it.
Chip Arnt hits Bill Rancid with a kick.
Chip Arnt sends Bill Rancid into the turnbuckle.
Chip Arnt runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Bill Rancid
moves out of the way.
Bill Rancid goes for a bodyslam, but Chip Arnt blocks it.
Chip Arnt nails Bill Rancid with a bodyslam.
Chip Arnt hits Bill Rancid.
A few fans are cheering on Chip Arnt.
Chip Arnt hits Bill Rancid.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Chip Arnt.
Chip Arnt takes Bill Rancid down with a punch to the head.
Chip Arnt runs into the ropes.
Chip Arnt hits Bill Rancid with a clothesline.
Bill Rancid falls out of the ring.
Jack Slone counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

DONALD TRUMPET: If there's anything I can't stand, it's someone who can't stay in the ring! Bill...YOU'RE FIRED!

JR: Bill Rancid has been eliminated.
A few fans are cheering on Chip Arnt.

Chip Arnt hits Sam Soloweenie.
A few fans are cheering on Chip Arnt.
Sam Soloweenie punches Chip Arnt.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Chip Arnt chops Sam Soloweenie.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Chip Arnt.
Chip Arnt kicks Sam Soloweenie.
A few fans are cheering on Chip Arnt.
Sam Soloweenie punches Chip Arnt.
Sam Soloweenie is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Sam Soloweenie punches Chip Arnt.
Sam Soloweenie kicks Chip Arnt.
Sam Soloweenie tags out to Kwhyme Jackson.
Kwhyme Jackson goes for a bodyslam, but Chip Arnt blocks it.
Chip Arnt punches Kwhyme Jackson.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Chip Arnt.
Chip Arnt kicks Kwhyme Jackson.
Chip Arnt runs into the ropes.
Chip Arnt misses with a clothesline.
Chip Arnt misses with a shoulderblock.
Kwhyme Jackson hits Chip Arnt with a kick.
Kwhyme Jackson goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chip Arnt blocks it.
Chip Arnt tags out to Bolo Dartanian.
Bolo Dartanian and Chip Arnt hit Kwhyme Jackson with a double punch.
Chip Arnt leaves the ring.
Bolo Dartanian sets up Kwhyme Jackson on the turnbuckle.
Bolo Dartanian nails Kwhyme Jackson with a superplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bolo Dartanian.
Bolo Dartanian hits a superkick on Kwhyme Jackson.
Bolo Dartanian gives the sign for the Bolo Driver.
Bolo Dartanian executes the Bolo Driver on Kwhyme Jackson.
Bolo Dartanian is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Bolo Dartanian goes for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, Sam Soloweenie doesn't make it in time... three.

DONALD TRUMPET: If there's anything I can't stand, it's someone who can't kick out of a 3 count! Kwhyme...YOU'RE FIRED!

JR: Kwhyme Jackson has been eliminated.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bolo Dartanian.
Bolo Dartanian runs into the ropes.
Bolo Dartanian hits Nick Warlock with a clothesline.
Bolo Dartanian goes for a facerake, but Nick Warlock blocks it.
Nick Warlock sends Bolo Dartanian into the turnbuckle.
Nick Warlock goes for a kick to the midsection, but Bolo Dartanian
counters it with a legsweep.
Bolo Dartanian covers Nick Warlock.
Jack Slone counts: One, kickout.
Zach Bear enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Zach Bear uses a kick to the head on Nick Warlock.
Bolo Dartanian takes Nick Warlock down with a back suplex.
Bolo Dartanian is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Bolo Dartanian and Zach Bear whip Nick Warlock into the ropes.
They hit Nick Warlock with a double fist to the midsection.
Zach Bear leaves the ring.
Bolo Dartanian hits Nick Warlock with a bodyslam.
Bolo Dartanian uses a flying bodypress on Nick Warlock.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, kickout.
Bolo Dartanian gives the sign for the Bolo Driver.
Bolo Dartanian executes the Bolo Driver on Nick Warlock.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bolo Dartanian.
Bolo Dartanian goes for the pin.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.

DONALD TRUMPET: If there's anything I can't stand, it's someone who appeared on Dog Eat Dog! Nick...YOU'RE FIRED!

JR: Nick Warlock has been eliminated.
Bolo Dartanian is met with a mixture of cheers and boos

Johnny Fairpay and Ethan Zahn whip Kris Jackson into the ropes.
They hit Kris Jackson with a double backdrop.
Johnny Fairpay and Ethan Zahn hit Kris Jackson with a double forearm smash.
Johnny Fairpay and Ethan Zahn hit Kris Jackson with a double elbow smash.
Ethan Zahn leaves the ring.
Johnny Fairpay puts Kris Jackson in a chokehold.
Joe Finch warns Johnny Fairpay to let go.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three, four.
Johnny Fairpay tells his everybody his grandma just died.
Johnny Fairpay goes for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.

Jim Wise throws Johnny Fairpay out of the ring.
Joe Finch counts: one, two, three, Johnny Fairpay reenters the ring.
Jim Wise executes a kick to the head on Johnny Fairpay.
Jim Wise executes a punch to the midsection on Johnny Fairpay.
Jim Wise tags out to Tod Kidsler.
Tod Kidsler runs into the ropes.
Tod Kidsler misses with an elbow.
Johnny Fairpay misses with a shoulderblock.
Tod Kidsler hits Johnny Fairpay with a kick.
Tod Kidsler is going for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tod Kidsler goes for a headlock, but Johnny Fairpay counters it with
a suicide plancha.

JR: Johnny Fairpay hits Tod Kidsler with a clothesline.
Johnny Fairpay throws Tod Kidsler out of the ring.
Joe Finch counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Ethan Zahn and Big Tom hit Bolo Dartanian with a double punch.
Big Tom leaves the ring.
Ethan Zahn whips Bolo Dartanian into the ropes, but Bolo Dartanian reverses it.
Ethan Zahn hits Bolo Dartanian with a kick.
Ethan Zahn hits a forearm smash on Bolo Dartanian.
Ethan Zahn throws Bolo Dartanian into the turnbuckle, but Bolo Dartanian
reverses it.
Bolo Dartanian charges into the corner.
Bolo Dartanian executes the Bolo Driver on Ethan Zahn.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bolo Dartanian goes for the pin.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.

JEFF PROBT: Ethan, bring me your torch...(Ethan bring him the torch and Jeff snuffs it out.) The tribe has spoken. Leave the ring area immediately.

JR: Ethan Zahn has been eliminated.
Bolo Dartanian is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Bolo Dartanian takes Sam Soloweenie down with a DDT.
Bolo Dartanian is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Bolo Dartanian executes a tiger suplex on Sam Soloweenie.
Jack Slone counts: One, shoulder up.
Bolo Dartanian executes a front-layout suplex on Sam Soloweenie.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bolo Dartanian.
Bolo Dartanian goes for a takeover suplex, but Sam Soloweenie counters it with
a kneelift.
Sam Soloweenie whips Bolo Dartanian into the ropes.
Sam Soloweenie executes a kick to the midsection on Bolo Dartanian.
Sam Soloweenie hits Bolo Dartanian with an elbow smash.
Sam Soloweenie hits Bolo Dartanian.

Richard Hatchet runs into the ropes.
Jim Wise misses with a clothesline.
Jim Wise executes a punch on Richard Hatchet.
Jim Wise throws Richard Hatchet into the turnbuckle, but Richard Hatchet
reverses it.
Richard Hatchet pulls down his pants and exposes himself! (Pixelated out).

JR: Jim eats a moose member hoping that the moose is not related to Richard Hatchet, then leaves.

JR: The natives and the Fear Factored contestants are sharing a huge Thanksgiving meal of sheep's eyeballs, worm spaghetti and 100 year old eggnog!

Bolo Dartanian hits Sam Soloweenie.
Bolo Dartanian is going for the cover.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
Sam Soloweenie has been eliminated.

DONALD TRUMPET: If there's anything I can't stand, it's someone who cgets pinned after being punched! Sam...YOU'RE FIRED!

JR: Reichen Lehmher whips Raj Baha into the ropes, but Raj Baha reverses it.
Raj Baha nails Reichen Lehmher with a kick to the midsection.
Raj Baha gets a chokehold on Reichen Lehmher.
Jack Slone warns Raj Baha to let go.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
Raj Baha nails Reichen Lehmher with a punch to the midsection.
Raj Baha whips Reichen Lehmher into the ropes.
Reichen Lehmher hits Raj Baha with a shoulderblock.

DONALD TRUMPET: If there's anything I can't stand, it's someone who wears stupid looking bowties! Raj...YOU'RE FIRED!

Richard Hatchet and Johnny Fairpay whip Bolo Dartanian into the ropes.
They hit Bolo Dartanian with a double fist to the midsection.
Johnny Fairpay leaves the ring.
Richard Hatchet uses a kick to the head on Bolo Dartanian.
Richard Hatchet uses a punch to the midsection on Bolo Dartanian.
Richard Hatchet chops Bolo Dartanian.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Richard Hatchet.
Bolo Dartanian kicks Richard Hatchet.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Bolo Dartanian
and a few others cheering him.
Bolo Dartanian kicks Richard Hatchet.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Bolo Dartanian
and a few others cheering him.
Bolo Dartanian runs into the ropes.
Richard Hatchet hits Bolo Dartanian with a backdrop.
Richard Hatchet whips Bolo Dartanian into the ropes.
Richard Hatchet hits Bolo Dartanian with an elbow.
Richard Hatchet hits a bodyslam on Bolo Dartanian.
Richard Hatchet hits a headlock on Bolo Dartanian.
Richard Hatchet hits Bolo Dartanian with an elbow smash.
Richard Hatchet throws Bolo Dartanian into the turnbuckle.
Richard Hatchet charges into the corner.
Richard Hatchet hits a punch to the midsection on Bolo Dartanian.
Richard Hatchet goes for a punch to the midsection, but Bolo Dartanian
blocks it.
Bolo Dartanian executes an elbowsmash on Richard Hatchet.
Bolo Dartanian tags out to Reichen Lehmher.
Reichen Lehmher and Bolo Dartanian whip Richard Hatchet into the ropes.
They hit Richard Hatchet with a double backdrop.
Bolo Dartanian leaves the ring.
Reichen Lehmher goes for a bodyslam, but Richard Hatchet counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Richard Hatchet nails Reichen Lehmher with a weenie flash.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.

PHIL KEEGAN: Reichen, I'm sorry to tell you...but you've been eliminated from the race.

JR: Chip Arnt nails Richard Hatchet with a bodyslam.
Chip Arnt goes for a forearm smash, but Richard Hatchet blocks it.
Richard Hatchet tags out to Rupert Bonehead.
Rupert Bonehead and Richard Hatchet hit Chip Arnt with a double elbow smash.
Bolo Dartanian enters the ring and throws Richard Hatchet out of the ring.
Chip Arnt and Bolo Dartanian whip Rupert Bonehead into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rupert Bonehead with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Rupert Bonehead hits them with a double clothesline.
Bolo Dartanian enters the ring and throws Richard Hatchet out of the ring.
Chip Arnt and Bolo Dartanian whip Rupert Bonehead into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Rupert Bonehead with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Bolo Dartanian leaves the ring.
Rupert Bonehead takes Chip Arnt down with a kick to the midsection.
Rupert Bonehead takes Chip Arnt down with a kick to the head.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
Chip Arnt has been eliminated.

PHIL KEEGAN: Chip, I'm sorry to tell you...but you've been eliminated from the race.

Tags have been made.

Rupert Bonehead takes Laura Dartanian down with a punch to the head.
Rupert Bonehead laughs like a pirate.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Rupert Bonehead hits an elbow smash on Laura Dartanian.
Rupert Bonehead nails Laura Dartanian with a kick to the midsection.
Rupert Bonehead goes for a bodyslam, but Laura Dartanian blocks it.
Laura Dartanian tags out to Bolo Dartanian.
Laura Dartanian goes for a lariat, but Rupert Bonehead blocks it.
Richard Hatchet hits Laura Dartanian with an elbowsmash.
Laura Dartanian leaves the ring.
Richard Hatchet hits a bump-n-grind on Laura Dartanian.
Richard Hatchet tags out to Rupert Bonehead.
Rupert Bonehead and Richard Hatchet whip Laura Dartanian into the ropes.
They hit Laura Dartanian with a double backdrop.
Richard Hatchet leaves the ring.
Rupert Bonehead goes for a bodyslam, but Laura Dartanian counters it with
a facerake.
Laura Dartanian throws Rupert Bonehead into the turnbuckle.
Laura Dartanian charges into the corner.
Laura Dartanian hits Rupert Bonehead with a superkick.
Laura Dartanian goes for the Bolo Driver, but Rupert Bonehead blocks it.
Bolo Dartanian enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bolo Dartanian executes a spin kick on Rupert Bonehead.
Laura Dartanian hits a tiger suplex on Rupert Bonehead.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Richard Hatchet enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Laura Dartanian and Bolo Dartanian whip Rupert Bonehead into the ropes.
They hit Rupert Bonehead with a double elbowsmash.
Bolo Dartanian leaves the ring.
Laura Dartanian uses a powerbomb on Rupert Bonehead.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Laura Dartanian tags out to Bolo Dartanian.
Laura Dartanian almost takes Rupert Bonehead's head off with a lariat
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Bolo Dartanian nails Rupert Bonehead with a back suplex.
Laura Dartanian leaves the ring.
Bolo Dartanian hits Rupert Bonehead with a spin kick.
Bolo Dartanian kicks Rupert Bonehead.
Bolo Dartanian kicks Rupert Bonehead.
Rupert Bonehead hits Bolo Dartanian.
Rupert Bonehead chops Bolo Dartanian.
Rupert Bonehead tags out to Big Tom.
Big Tom and Rupert Bonehead whip Bolo Dartanian into the ropes.
They hit Bolo Dartanian with a double elbowsmash.
Rupert Bonehead leaves the ring.
Big Tom hits Bolo Dartanian with a headlock.
Big Tom takes Bolo Dartanian down with a kick to the head.
Big Tom executes an elbow smash on Bolo Dartanian.
Big Tom hits Bolo Dartanian with an elbow smash.
Big Tom executes an elbow smash on Bolo Dartanian.
Big Tom goes for a punch to the head, but Bolo Dartanian blocks it.
Bolo Dartanian executes the Bolo Driver on Big Tom.
Bolo Dartanian goes for the pin.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.

JR: Rupert Bonehead hits Bolo Dartanian with an elbow smash.
Rupert Bonehead hits Bolo Dartanian with a kick to the head.
Rupert Bonehead executes the Kick to the Face on Bolo Dartanian.
You could hear a pin drop.
Rupert Bonehead goes for the pin.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rupert Bonehead hits Bolo Dartanian with a kick to the head.
There is no crowd reaction.
Rupert Bonehead sends Bolo Dartanian into the turnbuckle.
Bolo Dartanian comes back and rocks Rupert Bonehead with an elbow.
Bolo Dartanian tags out to Laura Dartanian.
Laura Dartanian and Bolo Dartanian whip Rupert Bonehead into the ropes.
They hit Rupert Bonehead with a double clothesline.
Bolo Dartanian takes Rupert Bonehead down with a waistlock suplex.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Laura Dartanian takes Rupert Bonehead down with a frog splash.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Laura Dartanian and Bolo Dartanian hit Rupert Bonehead with a double spin kick.
Bolo Dartanian leaves the ring.
Laura Dartanian takes Rupert Bonehead down with a headbutt.
Laura Dartanian executes the Bolo Driver on Rupert Bonehead.
There is no crowd reaction.
Laura Dartanian goes for the pin.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
Rupert Bonehead has been eliminated.
Laura Dartanian is met with a "Laura Dartanian sucks" chant.

JEFF PROBT: Rupert, bring me your torch...(Rupert brings him the torch and Jeff snuffs it out.) The tribe has spoken. Leave the ring area immediately.

JR: Laura Dartanian uses a spin kick on Johnny Fairpay.
Bolo Dartanian enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Laura Dartanian and Bolo Dartanian whip Johnny Fairpay into the ropes.
They hit Johnny Fairpay with a double fist to the midsection.
Bolo Dartanian hits a series of stomps on Johnny Fairpay.
The crowd is going "We want Bart Farinus !".
Laura Dartanian takes Johnny Fairpay down with a flying legdrop.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bolo Dartanian leaves the ring.
Laura Dartanian hits a superkick on Johnny Fairpay.
Laura Dartanian goes for the Bolo Driver, but Johnny Fairpay blocks it.
Laura Dartanian whips Johnny Fairpay into the ropes.
Johnny Fairpay hits Laura Dartanian with a shoulderblock.
Johnny Fairpay tells his everybody his grandma just died.
Johnny Fairpay is met with a "Just go home" chant.
Johnny Fairpay tags out to Richard Hatchet.
Bolo Dartanian enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Richard Hatchet and Johnny Fairpay whip Laura Dartanian into the ropes.
They hit Laura Dartanian with a double clothesline.
Johnny Fairpay leaves the ring.
Richard Hatchet whips Laura Dartanian into the ropes, but Laura Dartanian
reverses it.
Richard Hatchet hits Laura Dartanian with an elbow.
Richard Hatchet executes a forearm smash on Laura Dartanian.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
Laura Dartanian has been eliminated.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.

PHIL KEEGAN: Laura, I'm sorry to tell you...but you've been eliminated from the race.

JR: Bolo Dartanian hits Richard Hatchet with a headbutt.
Bolo Dartanian runs into the ropes.
Richard Hatchet hits a kick to the head on Bolo Dartanian.
Richard Hatchet runs into the ropes.
Richard Hatchet hits Bolo Dartanian with a kick.

Fairpay is strutting in the ring! He thinks he's got this one...and the whole $1,000,000...in the bag!

Bolo rolls him up!

Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
Johnny Fairpay has been eliminated.

JR: Some fans are heading to the concession stands to get some balut eggs and bile!

JR: We'll be right back!

(Nate Adams sits backstage as he chats with a member of the backstage crew. He appears to be a security guard since he has on a shirt with the word “Security “ On it.)

Security: Team Zeke looks tough Nate, are you sure you can overcome the odds here?

Nate: John, there are no odds. I’m, the complete package for Christ sake, no one’s better.

John: Well…….Joe Gomer may be.

Nate: WHAT!? Joe Gomer won by fluke! That guy couldn’t ever do it again so don’t vring that up again!

John: Ok, I’m sorry. Still, team Zeke looks like they have a legit shot at you guys.

Nate: I guess anyone does, the thing is that I’m too good. Me, Tobey, Tai, Axe, and Jackson all have something special. We all have a spark that will drive us past anything that Team Zeke has.

John: I can see that. You plan on taking out Zeke with the Lights Out?

Nate: If it happens then it happens. Zeke can wait for it if he wants. As I said though, if I need to then it’ll be done

John: What about that Kevin kid, he seems like he’s challenging you.

Nate: I’ve gone over this earlier and I guess I’ll do it again. Kevin seems to think that I’m just a worthless Jobber. Think what you want is what I have to say to him. If he really wants to see what I have then I dare him to meet me where it counts.

John: Good luck tonight man, I have to get going though.

Nate: Man, I don’t need any luck from you or anyone else. I have the talent and I’ll use it tonight. I know that you think I’m useless but just wait and see, I’ll prove you and the world wrong! Now buzz off, I’m sick of talking to ignorant folks.

(The man walks off and Nate does the same.)

(Cash standing by backstage with Skiz.)

Cash: How's it goin' tonight there little man? We
haven't had a lot of time to chat in recent weeks,
with me trying to reclaim my former status.

Skiz: I'm doing pretty good. I guess. Why?

Cash: Why? Does the King of Bling really need an
excuse to talk to one of his partners? I don't think
so. Why, have you heard something?

Skiz: Is there something I should be hearing?

Cash: (Smiling) Not at all. Except that I heard
something terrible about your girlfriend.

Skiz: But I don't have a girlfriend.

Cash: (Smiling growing into a sneer) Dizi?

Skiz: Dizi?

(Skiz cocks his head to one side, clearly getting lost
in thought. A blinks a few times, shakes his head
wildly before returning to a more active state. But
this time as Disco Jones!)

Disco Jones: What is HAPPENIN' bro?

Cash: Disco?

Disco Skiz: The one and only! What it is? What it was?
Where the hell am I?

Cash: You're at Bedlam with the Cash-rific Super
Megastar that is Cash Flo.

Disco Skiz: Cool. I dig it baby! So what is going
down?

Cash: I wanted to talk to you about your special lady
friend, Dizi.

Disco Skiz: What about her? You trying to mack on my
mashed potatoes?

Cash: Not sure I follow you.

Disco Skiz: I mean, " ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY
GIRL?"

Cash: No, but that bad actor Tobey is. I saw him try
and touch her earlier tonight. You should seriously go
out and kick his @$$.

Disco: Done. Where is that piece of honky trash!

Cash: That way.

(Skiz exits. Cash looks at the camera.)

Cash: It's good working with easy to manipulate
retards like Skiz. See, I send him out to tire Tobey,
so he can't put up a good fight against the most
Flo-tastic wrestler ever to grace the ring. Last week
was his night to shine, but tonight, it's all Cash
Flo. And that you can take to the bank!

(Cash exits.)

(The crowd roars with boos as they see Axe over at the catering table grabbing a few jelly donuts with a magazine under his arm as he takes a seat and begins to browse through his reading material before taking a huge bite out of his donut. He seems rather relaxed and enjoying himself when Michael Bole arrives.)

Bole: There you are! I've been searching for you everywhere!

Axe: I already had an interview Bole go away.

Bole: What that's impossible! By who?

(Axe replies his mouth full of donut and eyes still on his magazine.)

Axe: Slim...Jim.

Bole: Slim Jim?! Since when did you do interviews with him?

Axe: Bole don't take it personally he just happened to be there before you.

Bole: Well I demand an interview!

(Axe looks up from his magazine rather shocked.)

Axe: Look who finally grew a pair! I am impressed...but the answer is still no! However...you can ask me a few questions make them good.

(Bole starts right away not wasting any time...)

Bole: Who would you like to face for the 1,000,000 match?

Axe: Now THAT'S a good question. My old "friend" Witherspoon would be nice...Perhaps William Black...maybe even Lowedown basically a mix and match.

Bole: Do you think your entire team will survive?

Axe: No...we'll lose a few members but nothing that will affect our chances for the second match...things should work out okay.

Bole: Say you got eliminated do you think you'd still get a piece of the money if Tobey or say anyone else won?

Axe: I would hope so...or else well this whole "relationship" with Tobey would go back to how it started...so let's hope EVERYONE cooperates.

Bole: Even you?

(Axe burns a hole through Bole.)

Axe: Yes...even me. I won't screw over my team if I own that big prize. You know Bole your always having to make me into someone I am not...so sad. You can leave now Bole.

Bole: But I-

Axe: LEAVE!

(Bole does so as Axe munches away at his donut going back to his reading as the scene goes out.)

(Cash is standing by with Michael Bole.)

Bole: Your Survivor match is almost here, any comments
about-facing some old rivals and friends?

Cash: By rivals you mean Ash and Judge. Sure I can
spill my personal thoughts about stepping in the ring
with those @$$ monkeys. It's like this. The ICON
doesn't care about the Judge. I have kicked his @$$ so
many damn times that I don't even try anymore when I
step in the ring with him. If anything, I may job for
him tonight just to give that monkey boy the push he
so desperately needs.

Bole: You would do that?

Cash: Sure. I'm a nice guy. (Chuckles) But I ain't
that nice. Tonight, I'm going to give that loser a
Million Dollar Beat Down he's not going to walk away
from. Why? Because he sucks. I have hated his candy
@$$ since he first walked through the BMWF doors. His
gimmick sucks, his mic skills suck, and his finisher
sucks! Hell, just about everything about Judge sucks!
But lets get off the Judge for a bit and focus on Ash.
Ash was something to fear two years ago. Now, he's
just a worthless Jack @$$ still clinging to his former
glory. To bad he doesn't know exactly how to do that,
since he just flows restlessly from one match to
another with no clear direction. I'm sure Grandpa Ash
is happy to be at Survivor, because it's the first
time since he went for the World Title that he has
something worth wrestling for!

(Boos)

Bole: What about Scotty Scott?

Cash: The ICON respects Scotty. Hell, I used to work
with the man during the 597 rebirths of his little
Union. He taught me some things that made Cash Flo a
better wrestler as well as a better person, but I
taught him more than he ever taught me! He tried to
steal my shine Bole. He was always wanting to sit by
me on the planes while asking me dozen questions about
how to Flo-tastic! Man, he was ANNOYING! I was so
happy to break free of his worthless questions Bole,
to be honest. And besides, my time in the Union was a
waste. Cash Flo was part of a system full of losers
who did nothing in this federation except kill time.
My time in the Deadly Medley with Judge and White
Lightning was better than my little stunt in the
Union!

(Boos)

Cash: Have you noticed how these stupid fans boo every
time I point out the truth of one of their favorite
monkeys? They hate hearing the ICON preaching, because
they know it's filled with so much Gold, just like my
bank account. Tonight, I'm going to show Scotty Scott
why I'm the ICON and he's nothing but an old horse in
dire need of being taken out to pasture and being
shot!

(Boos)

Cash: You call him Scotty Scott. I call him SCOTTY
SUCKS, because that's exactly what he is. Just like
the rest of his pathetic team. Nobody else in his
group is even worth being mentioned, because they are
all about as pathetic as Scotty, Ash, and Judge. And
that Bole you can take to the bank! Can I digress for
a moment to something that was said to me a little
before last Monday?

Bole: Okay.

Cash: This concerns that little thorn in everyone's
Flo-tastic @$$, Tobey Be Milkin'! Two weeks ago Cash
was not feeling all that good. Remember Bole, that
interview outside the bathroom of doom? The way I was
feeling? Hell yeah I would. I would actually JOB for
the Judge! But, Tobey figured he had nothing better to
do then waste television time by attacking me, so he
did. And let me just say that his attack was about as
memorable as his films! Great one-liners there bud.
Made me feel like I was on the set of a George Lucas
production! But it wasn't really the attack that
bothered me, it was what this Jack @$$ did after it.

Bole: His rant?

Cash: I'm not sure if what he did could be labeled a
rant, because every time he opens his mouth all I keep
hearing is, " Blah-Blah-Blah!" But I did catch one
thing he said to me after Bedlam and that was for me
to take a walk! ME, TAKE A WALK! ME!!! Did I mention
that he told me to take a walk?

Bole: Several times now Cash. I can honestly say that
the fans and me are sick of hearing it.

Cash: Well let me just say this. Tobey, listen up
because I'm only going to say this once. NOBODY TELLS
THE ICON TO WALK AWAY! AND CASH HAS NEVER EVER WALKED
AWAY FROM A FIGHT IN HIS LIFE!!! I have fought bigger
and badder midgets than you Tobey! I have entered
matches with the most violent of competitors this
federation had to offered and survived! I can take
everything you can dish out Tobey and twice as much.
Like I told you once before monkey boy, BRING IT! But
just don't be surprised when everything you brought
doesn't do anything to Cash Flo except make him laugh!
You suck and you know it.

(Mix reaction.)

Cash: Stop trying to impress the people in Hollywood,
because they aren't impressed. They weren't' impressed
with your acting then just like they aren't now! Stop
trying to win the fans of the BMWF, because they don't
like you. They'd rather cheer for me!

(Boos)

Cash: And that's saying something because they really
really hate me! Right Bole?

Bole: Right.

Cash: Shut up monkey boy, what the hell do you know?
My point is this, Tobey, Cash Flo ain't walkin' away
from this thing. You had your chance to walk after my
introduction to you, but you decided it would be fun
to play with Cash. Well boy the game is on!

(Cash is about to leave when a a crew member walks
into frame holding a letter.)

Cash: What's this? Better not be a love letter @$$
Monkey!

Crew member: It's from management. It concerns your
Bank Vault, I think.

Cash: Cool. (To Bole) Okay cheese, time for Cash to
see what's going down with the greatest show on earth,
the Bank Vault!!!

(Tai Hashi is enjoying the sun when Michael Bole interrupts him. Bole is wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, his face is red looks as if he forgot to put some sun lotion on before he came.)
Michael Bole: Hello Tai.
Tai Hashi: Hey Bole, your mum forgot to put sun lotion on you this morning?
Michael Bole: Yes. Anyway, can I ask you a few questions?
Tai Hashi: Would I ever say no to you, Bole?
Michael Bole: Well, there was that one time I asked you…
Tai Hashi: Shhhh! Get on with the questions.
Michael Bole: Lately, you’ve been moaning about your teammates and you’ve said hardly anything about your opponents, Team Ezekiel. What are your thoughts about them?
Tai Hashi: I may not be on the same page as those guys, probably not even on the same book, but when that bell sounds every single member of Team Ezekiel is going to get a butt kicking they will never forget!
Michael Bole: Do you think that you not getting along with your team mates may reduce your teams chance of winning?
Tai Hashi: No, the thing that is going to reduce our chance of winning is them four chumps! If they will spend their time actually wrestling other than moaning at the awesome fans in attendance tonight then maybe we could actually win! I got to go now Boley! My match is almost here. Later dude!
Michael Bole: Urm…yeah…later!

(TOBEY is walking backstage when Skiz rushes up behind
him with a chair.)

Disco Skiz: Lets see you shake your potato now small
fry!

(Tobey turns to see what's going on...

...but twists his back causing him to bend over. Skiz's chair shot hits him in the back causing Tobey's back to get back into alignment. Tobey thanks Skiz for this BACKfire, kicks the chair back into Skiz's face, then leaves...)

(The scene fades in slowly to show Axe sitting on a steel chair wearing his ring attire looking serious.)

Axe: You know I was very close to hiring some personal security after some of the crap that's been going on these past weeks. But I thought it would weaken my image...show that I was scared and give Tamer the idea that I couldn't handle protecting myself...alone and with no professional help.

Axe: I bet that's exactly what he had wanted but like I said yesterday to the BMWF Television camera...the fun and games stop now. But don't even think of underestimating me...whether it's calling me a rookie...or the guys on my team....or that I am not strong enough to take you out myself. I can do it again Tamer.

Axe: But just to remind you seeing as you have such a THICK head, you and I ain't finished by a long shot. Just so you know...we still have ourselves a Chain match to take care of...if it means Season's Beatings...well then I guess there's no better time but to do it then.

Axe: I am glad I lit the proverbial fire under your *Bleep* as you want this little "game" of yours to continue so be it...but soon Tamer it will be GAME OVER! And you'll be retired after taking a flight OVER the BORDER to LONER'S LANDING!

Axe: Hey if your lucky...you might get a little trip tonight in that very ring...see you real soon CHUMP!

(Axe gets up from his seat and begins to stretch as the camera fades to black.)

>>>>

PA:YA FEEL ME?!?

(Suddenly, "Lean Back" by Terror Squad begins to play as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame make their way out of the entrance way to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown holds the Hardcore title high above his head as he is wearing the tag team belt around his waist. Lowedown slaps the tag team belt on the shoulder of his brother Dozer as Flame walks in front of them and leads them towards the ring. Flame climbs up the steel steps and teases the crowd as she slowly climbs through the ropes and pauses in between them before climbing in. Lowedown and Dozer look around a moment before leaping up to the ring apron and watching the pyro shoot out from all four corners. Both brothers climb into the ring at the same time and climb up to the 2nd turnbuckle and holds the tag team titles high in the air. The crowd erupts as both brothers drop down and walk around the ring for a moment before Lowedown asks for the microphone...)

King:I will never get it.

JR:What's that?

King:Lowedown is one of toughest competitors in the business and we know he can be a homicidal maniac, but he always asks for the microphone.

JR:He has always been respectful to Lily Garcia.

King:Why though?

JR:I think Flame and Lily might be distant cousins.

King:Ah...so it's genetic?

JR:Could be.

King:As long as they have PUPPIES! WOO-HOO!

(Lowedown looks around at the crowd on the island and then speaks...)

Lowedown:First of all, whichever one of you locals went through my luggage...I want my leopard skin boxers back ASAP! Ya feel me?

Crowd:WE FEEL YA!

Lowedown:Not now peeps! I may not know where the hell we are peeps, but I will tell you that I spotted a nice piece of jungle where I am personally going to bury Master Z's career tonight! I was cruising around the jungle and saw these big rocks that was shaped like Flame's puppies and I thought it would be perfect!

King:HAHAHA! I saw those rocks and he's right! WOO-HOO!

Lowedown:Last week, I made fun of every single team that is in this Survival Series, but this night...this night is different. Tonight, not only does Team Lowedown win the Survival Series and one million dollars, but I get my hands on Master Z and whoop his @$$! NOW DO YA FEEL ME?!?

Crowd:WE FEEL YA!

Lowedown:I know you're somewhere back in your bungalo there Z and you brought your portable generator to watch this promo so I suggest you listen! Tonight, after I drop your @$$ down tonight and my team handles our business...I want you to step up and sign a contract. A plain and simple contract that puts Master Z...and Lowedown....FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

(The crowd erupts as Lowedown climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle and looks around at the crowd around the ring...)

JR:Lowedown wants that World title one more time!

King:Well, I think he can't stand Master Z cheap shotting him every other week! HAHAHA!

Lowedown:I don't care if I hand this Hardcore title over to Bruiser right here and now because I have a date with destiny. I know these peeps of mine can't stand seeing you as their World champion and quite frankly...neither can I!

(Pause)

Lowedown:Just about every single week, you find some way to jump me from behind like a punk bleep! Why is that Z? Why do you keep jumping me like a chump? I sat there earlier on the plane since I had all the d@mn time in the world and thought about it. It finally hit when I woke up from some turbulance. You fear me don't you old man? You fear the fact that I am the biggest thing going today! I am bigger than you and it hurts your feelings! But guess what Z? I don't give a rat's @$$ about your feelings right now! What I do care about is ripping that World title from around your waist and placing onto mine! That is the Lowedown on that!

(Lowedown looks over at his brother and tosses the microphone to him. Dozer apparently didn't expect to talk so Lowedown walks over and grabs another microphone...)

Lowedown:Talk to these peeps brother! You are one half of the tag team champions brother! These are your peeps just as much as mine! These peeps want to know what's on your mind.

King:I don't! HAHAHA!

JR:Give him a chance King!

(Dozer pauses as he clears his throat and speaks...)

Dozer:I know it's been a while since I've officially been in the ring, but after being handed the tag team belt...I feel like I never left!

(Crowd pops)

Dozer:My brother has given me the opportunity to defend the BMWF Tag Team titles with him and I fully intend on making the most of this opportunity! Just like tonight after our team destroys everybody else here! We are going to fly out of here with a millions bucks and the knowledge that we whooped some @$$! What about you girlie?

(Dozer tosses the microphone to Flame who catches and looks out towards the ocean...)

Flame:That ocean is almost as beautiful as me. Then again, I don't think the rest of the girls in the locker room are as beautiful as me. That's just one girl's opinion though.

King:Look at that native trying to trade Lowedown his goats for Flame! He should she's worth twice that many! HAHAHA!

Flame:You know that the moment I step into the ring, all these other flirty girls are just not going to keep up with me. I just hope the others can handle being in my shadow. That's enough for me baby. Anything else?

(Flame tosses the microphone back to her husband as he looks back towards the crowd...)

Lowedown:Z, when we get back to the states, you and I are going one on one for the World Heavyweight title whether you like it or not! That is the Lowedown on that!

(Crowd pops)

Lowedown:Zabu, Ravven, Alexi, and Kevin Storm are all not ready for what we are going to bring to them tonight and I almost feel sorry for them. I think it would be easier if the four of you went out into the jungle and got some kind of infectious rash from a unknown tree or shrubbery instead of getting into this ring with me and the boys! Even our fifth team member would agree with that! Which brings me to good ol' @$$ shavin' Howitzer!

JR:The fifth member of the team who isn't part of the Family.

King:I think Howitzer and Black aren't going to get along here tonight!

Lowedown:Howitzer, you know I got no problem with you right now as long as you handle your business...we got no problem. Whatever you and Black got going on, that's your deal. Just don't screw with my plan with taking Master Z or you won't being seeing your share of the money! Come to think of it, you won't being seeing much of anything when you're in that hospital room getting your eyes removed from your @$$! You get the picture? Nuff said! Interview...OVER!

(Lowedown drops the microphone down and all three of them slide out of the ring...)

JR:Lowedown has made it clear that he wants to win this Survival Series tonight!

King:He also wants a World title shot against Master Z!

JR:Folks, we'll be right back!

(Tobey is walking along the sand when Witherspoon runs up behind him and busts a one liter bottle of Tobassco sauce over his head. Tobey rolls on the ground as the hot sauce leaks into a cut on his forehead. Witherspoon takes the Television title from around his waist and drops it on TObey's stomach.)

Witherspoon: There ya go champ. As promised. Don't forget, I can take that whenever I want, so watch your mouth.

(Witherspoon turns and walks away, leaving Tobey moaning on the ground.)

(The scene opens showing Tamer leaned up against a Palm Tree. Tamer is in
his wrestling gear and is wearing a black duster. Tamer looks at the camera
through his sunglasses.)

Tamer: This is a beautiful place. Or at least that is how it appears to an
onlooker. But even a place of such beauty has dangers. Perhaps you could
call these dangers a defense system. The most dangerous part of this island
is the natives. The native animals, bugs, reptiles, and the people. But
really all they're trying to do is protect what's there's. It's all about
protection.

(Tamer removes his sunglasses and squint from the sunlight. He then puts the
sunglass back on.)

Tamer: Protection is a funny thing. Sometimes we opt not to use it.
Sometimes we're protected without knowledge of the protection. Sometimes
people try and fight their own protection. Others try and get past the
protection that someone has to hurt them. Axe.... has been trying to get to
Danielle. But she has been protected. Even in my absence I made sure she was
safe. Now that I have returned it is not so much protection anymore. It's
punishment for a deed that was committed.

(Tamer squats down and picks up some sand letting it trickle through his
fingers. Tamer looks up at the camera.)

Tamer: I don't feel pity for Axe. I don't feel fear. In fact I have no
feeling whatsoever when it comes to Axe... I am indifferent. It is true that
I want him to feel pain. I want him to suffer to some extent. But this is
not because of hatred. The punishment for him thrives from my love for
Danielle. You see Axe you have no hold on me. Perhaps my love for Danielle
may evolve into hate for you. But quite honestly you're not worth it.

(Tamer stands again.)

Tamer: Tonight though is not about settling our differences. It's about
surviving. It's about money. Tonight is about glory. We all want it. Most of
us can not achieve true greatness. When the story of Survivor is written. It
will not have anything to do with Team Tobey. It will be about the utter
dominance that Tamer, Kolic, Ezekiel, and that Mystery Partner had. No one
will remember your team because all you did was talk a lot. We will deliver,
we will dominate, and we will conquer. But enough talk. It's time for
action. Team Tobey, the participants in the million dollar main event, and
Axe especially....

(Tamer clears his throat.)

Tamer: PREPARE TO BE TAMED!

FADEs

>>>

(Flawless enters the locker room and sees Cash reading
a letter.)

Flawless: What's up Cash? You look like you just found
out your best friend died.

Cash: Worse!

Flawless: Oh no, don't tell me one of our mother's
died!

Cash: (Shakes head) No, it's worse than that.

Flawless: What is it? You company crashed?

Cash: The Bank Vault has been cancelled!

Flawless: That's it?

Cash: (Glaring at Flawless) Is that it? IS THAT IT?!
Management has ripped out my heart and stomped on it
with elephant feet dude! Don't you realize that this
show was going to be the biggest thing since cheese
and crackers? Hell, I already booked my first three
guests. What am I supposed to tell them now?

Flawless: That the show was cancelled.

Cash: Oh, that's easy for you to say man, you don't
lose anything!

Flawless: What do you lose?

Cash: Something called FACE. These people are well
respected in their respectable fields man, and when
they hear that the Bank Vault and their host with the
most failed them, do you think I'll still get invited
to their Christmas parties or clubbing with them
again? I don't freakin' think so!

Flawless: Whom did we get? I know I booked Senator
John Berry, but that's because we thought he was going
to be president. And who better to rub elbows with
then the president of the United States!

Cash: True. He's a big washed up loser now. Besides,
nobody would want to see an interview someone who
couldn't beat Bush. Oh well, perhaps that's not so
bad. But what about Britney Speared! She's a little
hottie and I was looking forward to busting my
Cash-rific moves and winning a few hot nights with her
afterwards.

Flawless: But she's married!

Cash: Like that'll stop here. Remember, once a freak
ALWAYS a freak. Besides, how can she say no to the
ICON? It's like saying no to water after a five-day
track through the desert! It's stupid. Besides, she
has hook ups. Look at her dancers man, all super
freaks! And not to mention all the hook ups she could
give us on the club scene man. You know for being
flawless, Flawless, you're somewhat stupid some times.

Flawless: Who was the last guest?

Cash: My favorite wrestler of all time man, the
Million Dollar Man!!! He was the one who inspired my
rich boy @$$ to get off the couch and step in the
ring. Now I have to face him and tell him the sad sad
truth that his new favorite wrestler can't even book a
minor slot for a show segment each week. (Shakes head)
This is indeed a sad night for the ICON.

Flawless: Well don't worry bro; I got an idea that
will make you feel all warm inside.

Cash: What's that?

Flawless: A Million Dollar Beat Down on that failed
actor Tobey! How about we get that started?

Cash: You know what? For being a dumb @$$ Flawless,
sometimes you have good ideas. Let's roll.

(They exit)

(Mafioso is walking around the area when he walks into a hut with a sign
that reads "NEW" UNION)

(A camera following Michael Bole shows a locker room backstage)

Bole: We're standing outside Kolic and Kate's locker room, about to ask them
a few questions.

(Bole and the camera enter to find Kolic and Kate squaring off at Metroid
Prime 2 multiplayer. Kate manages to get a few lucky shots with the dark
beam and defeats Kolic, much to his dismay.)

Kolic: Not again! I finally met my match at video game...oh, hey Bole!

Bole: Hi Kolic, do you mind if I ask a few questions?

Kolic: Go ahead. Wait, just a second.

(Kolic reaches into a portable mini-fridge and takes out a can of Coca-Cola.
He then grabs a handful of peanuts, opens the Coke can, and drops the
peanuts inside.)

Bole: Wh...what did you just do?

Kolic: It's delicious! The peanuts soften the sharp bite of the Coke, while
the Coke adds flavor to the peanuts. I call it...Coke-N-Nuts!

Bole: Ha ha! With a name like that, you could make a fortune!

Kolic: Well well, you go from mild disgust to completely sold on the idea.
If all that takes is the name, imagine what tasting one can do! Here, have
this one.

Bole: No thanks, I'm allergic to peanuts.

Kolic: Oh. Okay then. What were you going to ask me?

Bole: You have a big match against Team Tobey tonight, any thoughts?

Kolic: Fine bunch of competitors there, a current TV champ, former
Lightweight champ...and the rest. Just kidding, I expect a good match, but I
also expect for my team to win.

Bole: Who is the mystery partner?

Kolic: Now now Bole, if I told you that, it wouldn't be much of a surprise,
would it? You and the others will just have to see whom it is when our match
starts.

Bole: You can't give me a small hint?

Kolic: (Thinks for a second) Ok, I'll tell you. That person...is a human.

King: Yahh! That's not much of a hint!

Bole: That's it?

Kolic: That's all I can say. Is that all, or did you have more questions?

Bole: That's all...unless, of course...

Kolic: Sorry, but no.

Bole: I thought not. Good luck tonight Kolic, and we'll see you two later.

(The camera and Bole leave the locker room as the camera fades)

(Team Tobey is sitting in the locker room just looking at each other. Tobey Miliken comes walking in, wearing a silver suit jacket and pants and a white unbuttoned shirt. He has his TV title around his waist as he walks in.)

Tobey: You guys want to know why I am your team captain? Just look around my waist. This TV title is the reason I am your captain. I know how to win. I beat two men inside an insane contraption that was the evil genius idea of Witherspoon. I didn’t just stand back and let them beat the crap out of each other. I beat them both and I pinned them both. I know how to win.

Now earlier this week I sent you your assignments for this match. We have to stick to the plan. When you beat one of them, your next opponent to take out is the team captain, Ezekiel. Nate should you finish off your opponent first, you come over and help me take out Zeke. And that does not just go for Nate, that is for all of you.

If I finish with Zeke before anyone get’s done with their opponent, I will help take out the whoever seems to be the strongest remaining member of Team Zeke.

Now boys, let’s go win a million dollars.

(Tobey leaves the locker room and the members of Team Tobey are just looking at each other.)

>>>

LILLY: This is a 10 man survivor elimination match!

Introducing first:

(The lights go out. The sound of a whip cracking thunders throughout out the
beach and " Stop looking/Start Seeing" By Papa Roach begins to play over the
PA system. Blue and Red lights strobe around the area Tamer walks out from
behind the curtain. Tamer is still wearing the Black Duster. Tamer rolls his
neck at the top of the ramp and makes his way down to the ring slapping the
hands of the natives. Tamer even pounds chest with one of the natives. Tamer
reaches the ring and stops to stand with his other team mates on the
outside. Tamer points at Axe who is standing in the ring.)

(A bright flash of light suddenly fills the arena, revealing a brown cross
on white background on the Bruisertron. A smooth guitar riff kicks in,
followed by drums and a spoken voice)

PA: YOU MOCK ME BECAUSE I'VE CHANGED...

(The same riff and drums sound)

PA: I PITY YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T...

(Pyros flash as the rest of "In Me" by Kutless plays. Kolic and Kate walk
out to thunderous applause and cheers. Both are clad in white trench coats
that cover almost of their bodies. They walk down to the ring high fiving
fans along each side. They stop just before the ring and wait for the rest
of their team.)

(Ezekiel, Tamer, Kolic, and Sandmann are all standing outside the ring
waiting for their fifth team member before entering.)

JR: Those four do not want to storm in the ring with Team Tobey guarding.

King: So Who's The Mystery Partner...

JR: Well we're all about to find out.

(The arena lights go out and the only light is from the fans cameras.)

PA: This is no Jest.... This is REBIRTH!

(Suddenly over the Arena sound-system comes the sound of
typewriters and the BruiserTron comes to life.)

JR: Could it be!?!

(On the screen, a CNN type montage begins with the words
"BREAKING NEWS" scrolling through the center.)

King: Oh NO!

(After a few moments of the montage, it starts to spin as it fades off the
BruiserTron and the words "WHAT TIME IS IT?" spin in to replace it. )

JR: Oh yes!

(After a slight pause, the words disappear in a fiery explosion and Dick
Vitale appears and screams, "IT'S PRIME TIME BABY!" "Prime Time" by Promoe
begins to blare throughout the arena and rainbow colored pyros go off,
starting at the top of the ramp and continuing to go off all the way down to
the ring. Rainbow colored lights fill the arena.)

P.A.: DON'T HATE THE MEDIA!

BECOME THE MEDIA!

THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO WE ARE!

SO WHY NOT GET LOUDER, AND LOUDER, AND LOUDER!

( Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde appears at the top of the ramp wearing a (insert
color here) PT Member's jacket with moneybags and stacked cold coins on the
back. Clancy points down the ramp towards Tamer and Kolic. Tamer removes his
duster revealing an all Black PT Jacket with white outlining the lettering
and the rolled up bullwhip on the back. Kolic and Kate remove their white
trench-coats at the came time. Kolic is wearing a Deep Blue PT Jacket with
"E=mc^2" on the back and Kate is wearing a Green PT Jacket with a cross on
the back. Ezekiel looks at them with astonishment.)

JR: Ezekiel is in Shock!

King: I'm in Shock!

(Ezekiel looks at Tamer and Kolic, then removes his cloak.)

King: What THE!?!

(Ezekiel is wearing a White PT Member's Jacket with a Pentagram on the back.
Tamer, Kolic, Kate, and Ezekiel look back up at the top of the ramp.)

JR: This is unbelievable!

(At The top of the ramp a figure is now standing with his back to the crowd.
He is veiled by a royal looking robe. The man drops the robe and we see the
back of a (insert color here) PT jacket with a Blue Star on the back. Right
as the man turns around the Music suddenly changes to (insert Vern's new
music here.) The crowd now see's Vernon Vanderbilt standing at the top of
the ramp.)

JR: It is HIM! VERNON VANDERBILT HAS RETURNED!

King: And he's brought something with him!

JR: Vern and PRIME TIME are back!

(Vern makes his way down to the ring with Mr. Beauregarde flanking him.
Sandmann climbs up on the apron as Vern and Clancy come to stand with their
Prime Time Brethren. Prime Time huddles up.)

Prime Time: One, Two, Three, IT'S OUR TIME!

(As “Vertigo” plays, Tobey Miliken slowly walks out. He stops and looks around at the crowd. He slowly makes his way down to the ring. He has his TV Title around his waist. Tobey has on black pants with the words, “Team” going down one leg and “Tobey” going down the other leg, written in gold. Tobey steps into the ring and looks at his team members. Tobey asks for a mic.)

Tobey: So tonight you will all see the most amazing display of team leadership since Custer led his last troops into battle against the Indians at Little Big Horn.

King: Is he talking about Custards last stand?

JR: Yes, Custers men were massacred.

Tobey: Of course I am talking about Team Ezekiel and Zekes last stand.

(The crowd boos.)

Tobey: Oh come on, you didn’t think I would actually refer to myself as Custer did you. No, no, no. I am more like Norman Schwarzkopf. Only difference being is that unlike General Schwarzkopf, I will finish the job. I will finish Team Ezekiel and in a remarkable fashion that only I, Tobey Miliken can do.

(The crowd boos more.)

Tobey: Come on, you all can’t be stupid enough to be actually cheering for Team Zeke are you?

(The crowd cheers)

Tobey: I mean I know that we both came into this fed at the same time, we are both holding respectable titles. Maybe you have us confused. You are all surely cheering for Team Tobey right?

(The crowd boos.)

Tobey: I can’t believe what I am hearing. But then again we are on some uncharted island. Hey you down in the front.

(Tobey is pointing at an overweight man wearing a blue shirt.)

Tobey: Yeah you fat boy. Where is Gilligan?

King: Hey JR it’s the skipper.

JR: Yeah King, I got it.

Tobey: I mean obviously the Skipper is here. But I don’t see Gilligan, the professor or Mary Ann. But you have the movie star baby. You certainly have that. I TOBEY MILIKEN…Ain’t nobody more of a movie star than me.

(The crowd continues to boo and hiss.)

Tobey: Oh screw what you think, let’s get this party started.

(The lights go out and begin a strobe effect immediately starting "New Noise" by Refused to play as the crowd begin to roar with boos.)

JR: Well this is the match Axe has been waiting and anticipating for quite some time! He gets to face Tamer along with Ezekiel, Kolic, Sandmann and a Mystery partner in a 5 on 5 Survival match!

King: I think out of that list Axe only cares about Tamer!

(Axe appears from behind the curtain dressed in his sleeveless Axe shirt which reads on the front "Over The Border..." and on the back "To Loner's Landing!" along with black Cargo shorts, black elbow pads, black kneepads, white hand tape and black Doc Martins.)

(Axe goes over to each side of the stage forming an "A" shape above his head while soaking in the boos from the crowd and avoiding flying food mostly goat meat and pig.)

(Axe proceeds down the ramp talking trash to the BMWF fans before rolling underneath the bottom rope and getting to his feet where he than hops up on the middle turnbuckle doing an "A" shape again only to get booed. He drops his arms and hops down and receives a microphone from the announcer bringing the lights back to normal and the music to stop and creating the crowd to chant.)

CROWD: AXE-HOLE! AXE-HOLE! AXE-HOLE! AXE-HOLE!

(Axe looks out at the crowd enjoying every moment until the crowd in the arena go silent.)

Axe: Tonight you are about to witness Team Ezekiel become eliminated in this very ring. Team Tobey will dominate and move on to take what is ours...the one million dollar prize!

(The crowd roars with boos.)

Axe: You can disagree as much as you please but there's no denying it! Tamer (Crowd pops) can't do a damn thing! (Boos) Zeke (Crowd pops) can't do a damn thing (Boos) in fact nobody on there team can do a damn thing like it or not!

(Crowd boos.)

Axe: Hey I can't help it if I am a part of a winning team...Tobey Miliken being the leader is one hell of a wrestler and he chose all of us because he saw talent!

Axe: Tamer wants to hide behind the lie that we're rookies...but he knows that his time is near! You've made my life hell it's time to return the favour Tamer! I just hope you know that after this PPV you and I are FAR from through...and still have some unfinished business!

Axe: Consider the rest of your team targets...because all I will see through these eyes is Tamer's face...you've made a big mistake returning from an injury let's see if that training really paid off!

Axe: Enough of talk...let's get this over with...right...NOW!

(Axe throws the mic at the announcer who takes a few steps back as Axe goes to his corner and stretches while listening to the gameplan.)

JR: There's the bell!
Axe sends Tamer into the turnbuckle.
Axe runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Axe throws Tamer into the turnbuckle, but Tamer reverses it.
Tamer runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Axe moves out of the way.
Tai Hashi enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sandmann enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Axe and Tai Hashi hit Tamer with a double dropkick.
Axe and Tai Hashi whip Tamer into the ropes.
Axe and Tai Hashi hit Tamer with a double dropkick.
Sandmann gets back up, but gets cut off.
Axe and Tai Hashi whip Tamer into the ropes.
Axe and Tai Hashi hit Tamer with a double dropkick.
Tai Hashi leaves the ring.
Axe hits a swinging neckbreaker on Tamer.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Axe whips Tamer into the ropes.

Tags are made!

Tobey runs over and immediately attacks Ezekiel.
Tobey hits Ezekiel with a flurry of rights and lefts.
Ezekiel pushes Tobey to the mat.
Tobey kicks Ezekiel between the legs.
Ezekiel slumps over
Tobey runs to the ropes.
Tobey knees Ezekiel to the face.
Ezekiel is wobbly.
Tobey runs back to the ropes again and clotheslines Ezekiel.
Ezekiel leans back and is about to fall.
Tobey runs back to the ropes again and then with a flying leap he lands a right hand on the face of Ezekiel sending him to the mat.

King: Tobey is bringing his fight tonight.

JR: But this is only the beginning.

Tobey leaps back to his feet and grabs Ezekiel and sends him head first into the turnbuckle.
Tobey grabs a limp Ezekiel and keeps bashing him head first into the turnbuckle over and over and over.

King: WOW, Tobey is using Zeke’s head like a battering ram into that turnbuckle.

JR: Certainly Tobey has brought his “A” game for this match.

Tobey then climbs the turnbuckle and with Ezekiel’s head resting in his arms Tobey leaps and DDT’s him into the mat.

Tobey crawls over to the ropes.
Misty is screaming something to Tobey as he makes his way to the ropes.

King: I wonder what she is wanting Tobey to do?

JR: Never trust a sneaky conniving woman like Misty Rivers King.

King: Unless she has puppies like those, right JR?

Misty places something in Tobey’s hand.
Ezekiel makes his way over to Tobey.
Tobey grabs Ezekiel by the hair and sprays pepper spray into his eyes.
Ezekiel grabs his eyes and Tobey rolls him up into a small package

JR: Kolic and Tai are in the ring!

Kolic and Tai trade punches.
Kolic hits Tai in the gut with his knee.
Kolic hits a legsweep.
Tai gets to his feet, and Kolic hits a standing dropkick.
Kolic hits a Russian legsweep.
Kolic goes for the pin.

Ref: 1, 2, kickout!

JR: Quite a battle between Kolic and Tai!

King: These two have a lot of history, almost none of it good! This may be
somewhat exciting!

JR: Kolic whips Tai into the ropes and follows in with a clothesline! He
drives his shoulder into Tai's gut once...twice...and is signaling for the
10 count punch!

Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!

JR: Whoa! Kolic just hurricanranaed Tai...

King: Wait! Is hurricanranaed a word?

JR: It seemed to fit. Anyway, Kolic tags out!

JR: Vernon Vanderbilt has finally tagged in!

King: He's gotta have some ring rust though. Please let him have ring rust!

JR: Would you just stop it?

Vernon enters the ring, walks up to Tobey, and smiles.
Vernon extends his hand, offering to shake with Tobey.

JR: What!?

King: Hee hee! Maybe I spoke too soon!

Vernon looks around at the crowd.then slaps Tobey hard across the face!

King: Such disrespect for the greatest TV champion of all time!

JR: I think Vernon would dispute that statement, King!

Vernon takes Tobey down with an armdrag.
Tobey comes back, only to take another armdrag.
Tobey stands up, but Vernon takes him down again, this time with a dropkick.
The crowd is giving Vernon a loud reception.
Vernon waves, then blows a kiss to the audience.
Vernon advances on Tobey, who scrambles to his corner and makes the tag.

JR: Ezekiel has Nate in the corner, whips him, no reversal by Nate, Ezekiel into the corner. Nate follows in, DROP TOE HOLD, Nate’s head just snapped off the middle turnbuckle.

Ezekiel lifts Nate to his feet with a headlock, running bulldog. Ezekiel holds on and locks on a guillotine choke lock. Nate Adams flailing for the ropes.

(Nate Adams gets tug in as he faces Sandmann, they circle up. They lock arms and push back and forth on each other. Nate stops this with a stern kick to the stomach forcing Sandmann to bend over. Nate takes the aggressive end now and runs at his with a closeline. Sandmann falls and Nate stands over him. He drops his elbow over his stomach and then gets back up. He picks up Sandmann with him and runs his shoulder into him. He whips him off the ropes now as he returns he is lifted over his shoulders and hits the mats hard.)

KING: Nate Adams sure is proving to me why he is The Complete Package.

JR: Oh come on King, he hasn’t even done anything big yet.

KING: Just wait JR, you’re so impatient.

(Nate picks him up again and this time does a snapmare. Sandmann sits as Nate performs a dropkick over his back. Nate now runs off the ropes himself and drops his forearm over Sandmann’s throat. Sandmann rolls around as Nate gets up. He stalks Sandmann as he crawls around and then he finally kicks him across his stomach. Nate bends over and slaps him across the head.)

JR: Nate is just toying with him.

KING: I love it!

(Sandmann is in Nate’s grasp as he tries to fight away. Nate just gives him a punch to the head and then locks him in a headlock. Sandmann squirms around as Nate drops him to his knees. Sandmann seems to give out as he is still in his grasp. Sandmann gets a sudden burst of energy now and clubs Nate. He lets go and looks at Sandmann. He looks at his back and runs at him executing a bulldog.)

JR: This Nate Adams is really aggressive.

KING: He needs to be, everyone thinks he’s a fake.

(Nate leaves Sandmann and walks over to Tobey and makes the Tag. Nate walks back onto the apron and waits.)

Tobey is barely standing on his feet.
Tobey grabs his opponent and sends him over the top rope and onto the mat below.
Tobey grabs the ref and is distracting the ref for a moment.
Misty Rivers grabs a chair and nails Tobey’s opponent over the head with it.
Nate Adams rushes outside and nails the opponent over the head with another chair shot.
Nate sends the opponent back into the ring.

Tobey grabs the opponent and whips him into the ropes.
Tobey then does a hip toss into the corner.
Tobey jumps onto the turnbuckle.
As his opponent slowly gets up Tobey leaps and bull dogs him into the mat.
Tobey has a sly grin come upon his face.

King: Could it be time for the “Unedited Version” JR?

JR: It very well could be.

Tobey grabs his opponent and turns him around
Tobey executes the “Unedited Version”

(Nate Adams lurks Sandmann as he lies on the ground again. Sandmann stands now very slowly. Nate goes for the kill as he hits a running reverse DDT. Sandmann falls and Nate jumps on top of him.)

REF: 1! 2! KICKOUT!

(Nate gets right up and wastes no time as he gets behind Sandmann and hooks in a rear naked choke. Sandmann kicks around but it’s to no avail. Ezekiel comes in and breaks the hold and the ref tells him to leave and go back to his corner. As this happens, Nate has Jackson Roe come in and do an illegal choke. Nate leaves without the tag letting Jackson go to work.)

(Nate is on Sandmann again as he punches him wildly across the face. He gets off after ten vicious punches. He picks him up and gives him a stiff kick. He then puts his head under his legs and lifts him. He executes a piledriver leaving Sandmann on the ground. Nate goes for the pin again.)

REF: 1! 2! TH-KICKOUT!

KING: He’s getting closer JR, this is almost over for him.

JR: We’ll just wait and see King.

(Nate rolls him over onto his back and drops a knee over his neck. Sandmann squirms around and Nate just stomps on him. As Sandmann goes to his corner, he gets a blind tag from Kolic. Nate runs at him and closelines him. Kolic gets right to his feet but falls over when he gets hit with an excellent dropkick.)

KING: That’s why he’s the complete package, he has smarts in there to!

JR: I guess so.

(Nate picks up Kolic and whips him into the corner of his own. As Nate walks over Tai slaps Nate making the blind tag. Nate looks in wonderment as the ref tells him to leave.)

KING: Why is that punk so stubborn?

JR: He just wants to fight.

KING: No, he’s just stubborn!

Axe runs Sandmann's face all over the top rope followed by an eye gouge and a bite to the forehead as the crowd boos. The ref pulls Axe away who smiles with a mouth full of blood after doing quite the work to Sandmann's facial features.

JR: Disgusting!

King: Yeah that this pretty gross! Blahh!

Axe delivers a kick to the groin before executing a vertical suplex causing Sandmann to get up only to receive one more followed by a hip-toss into an armbar.

Sandmann is caught with an Atomic Drop before receiving a stiff uppercut sending him into the corner only to be crushed with a shoulderblock followed by a boot choke stopping at the count of four.

Tamer takes Tai Hashi down with an Asai moonsault.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Vernon Vanderbilt enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tamer and Vernon Vanderbilt hit Tai Hashi with a double Russian legsweep.
Vernon Vanderbilt leaves the ring.
Tamer goes for an Asai moonsault, but Tai Hashi counters it with
a tombstone piledriver.
Axe enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tai Hashi and Axe whip Tamer into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tamer with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Tamer hits them with a double clothesline.
Axe leaves the ring.
Tamer nails Tai Hashi with a bulldog.
Tamer is going for the cover.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Tamer hits a Russian legsweep on Tai Hashi.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Tamer hits Tai Hashi with a clothesline.
Tai Hashi falls out of the ring.
Charles Robertson counts: one, two, three, Tai Hashi reenters the ring.
Tamer goes for a bulldog, but Tai Hashi throws him off.
Tai Hashi hits Tamer.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tai Hashi.
Tai Hashi punches Tamer.
Tai Hashi is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tai Hashi tags out to Axe.
Tai Hashi hits Tamer with a dropkick.
Axe goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tamer blocks it.
Tai Hashi leaves the ring.
Tamer whips Axe into the ropes.
Axe misses with a clothesline.
Axe hits Tamer with a shoulderblock.
Axe goes for a running driving kneelift, but Tamer blocks it.

JR: Axe taking it to Ezekiel, Ezekiel looking in trouble here!

King: YAH! Axe has gone crazy!

JR: Axe viciously beating on Ezekiel. Tamer coming in, no the referee has stopped him.

King: Here comes Tobey!

JR: The referee has his back turned. Axe holds Ezekiel for Tobey. EZEKIEL DUCKS! Tobey just knocked Axe clean off his feet!

King: Turn around Tobey!

JR: Ezekiel stalking Tobey, Tobey turns, pin in the belly suplex. Nate pulls Tobey to the outside.

Ezekiel turns his attention back the Axe, he drags him to his corner and tags Tamer in. The crowd is going wild!

Tobey continues to bleed from an open wound on his forehead.
Tobey wipes the blood from his head and then kicks his opponent in the knee, sending his opponent to the mat.
Tobey crawls over to the ropes and appears to be resting for a moment.

King: What is Tobey doing? Now is not the time for naps.

JR: This match has been everything it was hyped up for. It has had drama and suspense all night long. Obviously Tobey Miliken is feeling tired, beaten, bruised and now knows what a survival match is supposed to be like.

Tobey slowly makes it up to his feet.

King: Finally some offense.

Tobey makes his way over to his opponent.

Someone from the back comes running down the ramp, dressed in a blue jogging suit and has the hood up so you can not see the face and grabs Misty Rivers.

King: What is going on?

JR: Someone is finally going to give that Jezebel exactly what she deserves.

King: Come on JR, don’t hurt the puppies.

The person grabs her dress and rips it off and takes back off into the back.

King: PUPPIES…PUPPIES…

Misty Rivers is stripped to her black bra and panties.

King: I can’t believe it JR, I can’t believe it.

The ref is distracted and Tobey and Nate Adams double team the opponent.
They whip the opponent into the ropes and double clothesline him.
Nate Adams slides out of the ring and grabs a sledge hammer from under the ring.
Tobey and Nate both hold onto the handle of the sledge hammer.
The opponent slowly gets up.
As he makes it to his feet, Tobey and Nate both nail him with the sledge hammer with both leaping at him and nailing him into the head with the sledge hammer.
All three collapse to the mat.
Nate moves out of the way and runs over and grabs the ref.
Tobey covers the opponent.
The ref runs over and makes the count.

Tamer takes Axe down with a bulldog.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
Tamer uses an Asai moonsault on Axe.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Tamer knocks down Charles Robertson.
Charles Robertson is out cold.
Tamer tags out to Vernon Vanderbilt.
Tai Hashi enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Tamer nails Axe with a Russian legsweep.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Axe with a flying elbowdrop.
There is no referee to count.
Len Stanley comes running down to the ring.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.

JR: Ezekiel with the tag into the ring. Jackson Roe, standing toe to toe…

King: YAH! He slapped Zeke!

JR: Ezekiel looks back to Roe, Roe swings, armbar takedown! Great reversal by Ezekiel, that could have dislocated his shoulder!

Axe begins to trade left and right hands with Vernon Vanderbilt until he manages to back him into the corner where Axe begins to lay chops across his chest several times.

Axe picks up Vernon Vanderbilt by his head and does an eye rake before running his eyes across the top rope.

Axe tosses Vernon Vanderbilt into the ropes and as he returns he is caught with a picture-perfect Backspin DDT driving his head into the canvas.

Axe grabs Vernon Vanderbilt by both of his legs and drops back sending him tangled into the ropes. Axe walks over and leans on his back choking him causing the referee to count to four finally getting Axe to break the count.

Axe takes Vernon Vanderbilt by his legs and splits him open while still being caught between the ropes. Axe delivers a swift kick to the groin before turning to the crowd and shrugging.

Axe out of nowhere gives a stiff kick to the gut causing Vernon Vanderbilt to double over. His head is stuffed between Axe's who then lifts him up into the air before dropping him to the mat. However not finished Axe does it one last time but decides to throw him against the turnbuckle.

Axe pounds Vernon Vanderbilt's head against the mat several times before gouging out his eyes the referee prying him off the count of four. Slightly blinded Vernon Vanderbilt is met to the turnbuckle pad to receive headsmashes as some of the crowd count along with Axe.

CROWD: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!

Vernon Vanderbilt staggers out only to be eye gouged and have his head thrown against the pad again.

CROWD: TEN!

Vernon Vanderbilt goes to fall but is caught and spun around only to receive an Atomic Drop followed by a vicious headbutt by Axe.

Axe throws Vernon Vanderbilt to the ropes and as he comes back he is leveled with a ring-shaking powerslam.

Vernon Vanderbilt attempts a clothesline but Axe ducks underneath rebounds off the ropes and hits Vernon Vanderbilt straight on the jaw knocking him to the canvas.

Axe lifts his head off the canvas only to receive a dropkick to the back of the head.

As Vernon Vanderbilt comes speeding towards Axe he levels him with an Elbowsmash to the face causing him to stagger a few steps back only to suddenly land on the canvas after a vicious Russian legsweep.

Axe slowly gets up and chokes him with his boot across the throat stopping at the count of four only to kick Vernon Vanderbilt several times in the side of the ribs repeatedly before dropping a few elbow drops on his ribs.

Axe gets Vernon Vanderbilt to his feet to be thrown against the ropes for when he is caught he i hit with a running driving kneelift causing greater damage to the area.

JR: I think Axe has found a weak spot!

Axe is almost gone for a ride with a suplex but manages to deliver a knee to groin and do a go behind to follow with a belly-to-back suplex driving him into the mat.

Axe tosses Vernon Vanderbilt into the ropes and as he returns is caught suddenly with a hip-toss turned into an armbar.

JR: Axe slowing down the pace of this match with an armbar and trying to wear him out! This could be trouble for this Mystery man!
Axe lifts Vernon Vanderbilt to his feet and is sent into the ropes and manages to avoid a shoulderblock by sliding under Axe's legs and returning only to be kicked in the gut and executed with The Loner's Landing!

JR: LONER'S LANDING BY AXE! I DON'T THINK Vernon Vanderbilt HAS A CHANCE NOW!

Vernon is standing face to face with Nate Adams.
Vernon looks at the crowd and shrugs.

Vernon: Who the hell is this guy?

JR: Vernon apparently not familiar with one of our new faces here in the BMWF.

King: You mean that's not a jobber?

JR: No, King. You know that.

Vernon nails Adams out of nowhere with an elbow shot to the head.

JR: That one sent Nate reeling!

Vernon takes Adams down with a kick to the head.
Vernon lands a flipping legdrop on Nate Adams.
Vernon blows a kiss to the crowd, then tags out.

JR: Kolic is struggling
Team Tobey has been keeping him cut off from his partners

King: But Kolic is close now!

JR: Kolic Tags Tamer
Tamer is in

(Tamer runs in. Tai the legal man runs at Tamer. Tamer catches Tai with a
vicious clothesline. Tobey enters the ring. Tamer hooks Tobey up and hits a
belly-to-belly suplex. Jackson Roe hops into the ring. Tamer kicks Roe in
the gut. Tamer hits snap suplex.)

JR: And there goes Roe!
Nate is in
Tamer grabs Nate by the head and throws him to the outside.

(Tamer turns and looks at Axe. Axe looks around. Tamer grabs Axe and throws
him in the ring. Tamer starts pummeling Axe.)

JR: Tamer is finally getting retribution!

KING: HA!

JR: Tamer got caught from behind by Tai.
Who is the legal man.

(Nate watches on as Tai does the fighting now with Venon Vanderbilt. Tai comes close but Nate slaps him now. Tai looks on at Nate and just walks out. Nate comes in and looks at Venon Vanderbilt. He slaps him across the face and pushes him back. He comes charging at Nate but he goes down and performs a drop toe hold. He then goes to his feet and does a Texas Cloverleaf.)

KING: Look at this, he’s done with.

JR: Not yet King.

(The man squirms around and kicks Nate off. He gets up but gets knocked down quick with a running knee attack. Nate gets back to work as he puts the Texas Cloverleaf back in. He holds it this time and drags him out to the center. He powers out again and Nate stays up. The Mystery man gets up and gets a German suplex for his troubles. Nate jumps on him and goes for the pin.)

REF: 1! 2! KICKOUT!

(Nate gets up and brings the man to the corner, he tags in Axe and they do a double closeline to him. Nate walks to the apron.)

Jackson Roe goes for an atomic drop, but Vernon Vanderbilt counters it with
a facerake.
Vernon Vanderbilt runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt misses with a clothesline.
Jackson Roe misses with a shoulderblock.
Vernon Vanderbilt misses with a clothesline.
Jackson Roe hits Vernon Vanderbilt with an elbow.
Jackson Roe covers Vernon Vanderbilt.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Jackson Roe uses an atomic drop on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Charles Robertson slowly gets up.
Charles Robertson threatens Tamer with disqualification.
Jackson Roe hoists Vernon Vanderbilt high into the air with a vertical suplex, t
hen sends Vernon Vanderbilt crashing hard to the mat.
Jackson Roe almost takes Vernon Vanderbilt's head off with a clothesline
Jackson Roe is going for the cover.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Jackson Roe whips Vernon Vanderbilt into the ropes, but Vernon Vanderbilt
reverses it.
Jackson Roe smacks Vernon Vanderbilt with a devastating clothesline .
Jackson Roe whips Vernon Vanderbilt into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Jackson Roe with a clothesline.
Vernon Vanderbilt executes a swinging neckbreaker on Jackson Roe.
The chants for Vernon Vanderbilt are deafening.
Vernon Vanderbilt uses a spear on Jackson Roe.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Jackson Roe with a guillotine legdrop.
The crowd is behind Vernon Vanderbilt all the way.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a spear, but Jackson Roe side-steps and
Vernon Vanderbilt only hits air.
Jackson Roe tags out to Tai Hashi.
Ezekiel enters the ring and throws Jackson Roe out of the ring.
Ezekiel leaves the ring.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tai Hashi with spinning heel kick.
Vernon Vanderbilt doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Ezekiel enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jackson Roe enters the ring and lays out Ezekiel.
Tai Hashi and Jackson Roe hit Vernon Vanderbilt with a double dropkick.
Jackson Roe leaves the ring.

Axe stares a hole through Tamer and gives an evil grin to the sold out arena who are on there feet.

JR: Axe has said how much he has wanted to be in the ring with Tamer and he's got his wish!

King: It's gonna be a helluva slobberknocker right JR?!

Axe bounces around the ring keeping his eyes fixed on Tamer as they circle for quite awhile longer until Axe takes the iniative and gets right in Tamer's face as the trash talk begins. Suddenly out of nowhere Axe delivers the first shot a devastating left hook cocking Tamer's head back slightly. Axe doesn't let up and follows in with a right uppercut plus a left jab to the face before taking some steps back and coming full steam ahead with a charging shoulderblock sending Tamer down to the mat.

Tamer gets up only to be dropped with a clothesline followed by a second as Tamer scurries to his feet. On the third Axe leaps in the air with a dropkick and connects across Tamer's face. Axe mounts on top of Tamer and begins to throw left and right hands when finally the referee has to pull him off Tamer.
Axe knees Tamer in the stomach winding him giving him the opportunity to grab a handful of his tights from the side and execute a Trifecta of Vertical suplexes followed by going up to the second turnbuckle before landing an elbow drop right on Tamer's chest.

Axe begins to blatantly choke Tamer before stopping at four and delivering a stunning elbowsmash across the face followed by a second and a thunderous headbutt leaving Tamer busted open.

Axe throws Tamer into the ropes and suddenly executes a Swinging neckbreaker stopping him dead in his tracks. Axe gets Tamer up and drops him with an Atomic Drop followed by several chops across the chest sending him in the corner only to be driven with several kicks to the stomach before being choked out with Axe's boot having to stop at the count of four.

Axe delivers a headbutt before punting Tamer in the groin sending him down on his knees only to be kneed in the head several times and gouged in the eyes as the referee counts.

JR: This is a disgusting display of wrestling!

King: I think Axe just wants to hurt Tamer in any way, shape or form!

Axe stops gouging the eyes only to rain down repeated left hands to the skull also having to be counted by the ref and eventually ordered to stop. Axe releases Tamer's limp body and begins stepping all over him the crowd letting their hate be heard.

Axe has Tamer by the legs and drops back catapaulting him into the corner turnbuckle only to be hit with a belly-to-back suplex and a series of devastating elbowsmashes to the head before the ref breaks it up.

Tamer comes off the ropes and is hit with a running driving kneelift before being hooked into a powerbombed and dropped not once...not twice...but three times! Axe splits Tamer's leg open and kicks him in the groin as the crowd boo.

Tamer attempts a German Suplex but Axe manages to do a go behind and hits him with a Russian legsweep.

As Kolic comes rushing towards Axe he is met with a dropkick to the face sending him to the mat only to get back up and receive an Atomic Drop followed by another dropkick and a kick to the groin.

Kolic attempts his 619 but Axe gets out of the way and dropkicks Kolic but manages to roll underneath the bottom rope back in safe territory but receives vicious stomp after stomp across the chest before being pulled to his feet and powerbombed off the mat.
Kolic attempts a high risk manuever but Axe rolls out of the way and catches him with a belly-to-back suplex. Kolic rises to his feet and goes for a punch only to have it blocked and receive chop after chop before being hip-tossed to the mat and dropkicked to the back of the head.

Axe throws a right hand followed by another and a third before receiving a Russian legsweep followed by Elbowsmash to the back of the head and as Axe hits the ropes he executes a swinging neckbreaker on Kolic.

As Axe is thrown into one of the turnbuckles he carefully removes one of the pads and as Kolic comes his way Axe side-steps and sends Kolic face-first into the exposed pad before receiving nine other face smashes completely busted open.

Tags!

Axe wastes no time on Ezekiel and throws him into the ropes only to be hit with a clothesline followed by a dropkick and a running shoulderblock.

Ezekiel is slow getting up and receives a vertical suplex followed by a hip-toss to the canvas.

Axe whips Ezekiel to the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Ezekiel and answers back with a powerslam.

Ezekiel is dropped to the canvas with a Backspin DDT followed by a Russian legsweep.

Axe stomps at the head of Ezekiel before dropping a few elbows and suddenly getting him to his feet kicking him to the gut and executing The Loner's Landing!

JR: This could be it here for Ezekiel!

JR: Tamer just tags out to Kolic before Axe reaches him! Axe is backing
away, then tries a sneak attack, but Kolic ducks out of the way! Axe just
ran into a forearm from Tamer! Axe turns around and is met with a dropkick
from Kolic! Kolic quickly jumps on the turnbuckle and hits Axe with a kick
to the head!

King: Axe just landed on the middle rope! Get up!

JR: Kolic rebounds off the far ropes and hits the 619! Axe is dazed in the
ring; Kolic handstands on the top rope and hits the Slide Rule! He goes for
the pin!

(Nate gets the tag from Tobey and walks in. He makes a run at Ezekiel and knocks him over. He waits for him to get up and does a taunt. He hooks him with an armbar and holds it in. He lets go after Zeke reaches at the ropes and gets up. He then kicks Zeke in the stomach and picks him up at his side. He drops him for a sidewalk slam and gets back up.)

KNIG: Nate is wrecking the captain, what now JR?

JR: We’ll just have to see King.

(Nate runs off the ropes and drops his forearm over Zeke’s throat. Zeke squirms around and goes out of the ring. Nate follows him and runs his head into the barricade. He then throws him back into the ring. Nate rolls under the ropes and punches him in the head. He brings him to his corner and tags out to Jackson.)

Tai Hashi runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tai Hashi with a kick.
Vernon Vanderbilt runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tai Hashi with a clothesline.
Tai Hashi falls out of the ring.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes through the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt throws Tai Hashi into the ringsteps.
Vernon Vanderbilt throws Tai Hashi into the guardrail.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a moonsault, but Tai Hashi rolls out of the way.
Tai Hashi throws Vernon Vanderbilt into the guardrail.
Tai Hashi attempts to place Vernon Vanderbilt on the turnbuckle, but
Vernon Vanderbilt blocks it.
Tai Hashi shoves Vernon Vanderbilt into the guardrail.
Charles Robertson counts: 1.
Tai Hashi nails Vernon Vanderbilt with straight kick.
Charles Robertson counts: 2.
Tai Hashi throws Vernon Vanderbilt into the ringsteps.
Tai Hashi executes a legdrop on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Charles Robertson counts: 3.
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde comes from behind, but Tai Hashi nails
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tai Hashi with a Russian legsweep.
Charles Robertson counts: 4.
Charles Robertson counts: 5.
Tai Hashi is busted wide open.
Vernon Vanderbilt blows kisses and points to the stars.
Vernon Vanderbilt doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde comes from behind, but Tai Hashi nails
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tai Hashi with a swinging neckbreaker.
Charles Robertson counts: 6.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tai Hashi with a kneedrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt throws Tai Hashi into the guardrail.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a kneedrop, but Tai Hashi rolls out of the way.
Tai Hashi throws Vernon Vanderbilt into the guardrail.
Charles Robertson counts: 7.
Jackson Roe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Ezekiel comes over and lays out Jackson Roe.
Ezekiel takes Tai Hashi down with a savate kick.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Tai Hashi with an enzuigiri.
Vernon Vanderbilt shoves Tai Hashi into the guardrail.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Tai Hashi with an enzuigiri.
Vernon Vanderbilt smacks Tai Hashi with a devastating cartwheel clothesline .
Charles Robertson counts: 8.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Tai Hashi with a flying elbowdrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a Russian legsweep, but Tai Hashi counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Charles Robertson counts: 9.
Tai Hashi gets back into the ring.
Vernon Vanderbilt follows him back in.
Tamer and Vernon Vanderbilt hit Tai Hashi with the Take Two.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for the pin.
Vernon Vanderbilt doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Tai Hashi has been eliminated.
Vernon Vanderbilt doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.

Nate Adams executes an arm bar on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Nate Adams uses the Reverse DDT on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nate Adams uses a bulldog on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Vernon Vanderbilt begs off.
Nate Adams tags out to Jackson Roe.
Kolic enters the ring and lays out Nate Adams.
Vernon Vanderbilt and Kolic whip Jackson Roe into the ropes.
They hit Jackson Roe with a double elbowsmash.
Kolic leaves the ring.
Vernon Vanderbilt locks Jackson Roe in a chokehold.
Charles Robertson warns Vernon Vanderbilt to let go.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three, four.
Vernon Vanderbilt tags out to Kolic.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Jackson Roe with a dropkick.
Kolic hits Jackson Roe with an inside cradle.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Vernon Vanderbilt leaves the ring.
Kolic goes for a frog splash, but Jackson Roe rolls out of the way.
Jackson Roe tags out to Nate Adams.
Vernon Vanderbilt enters the ring and lays out Jackson Roe.
Kolic and Vernon Vanderbilt hit Nate Adams with a double Russian legsweep.
Vernon Vanderbilt leaves the ring.
Kolic hits irish whip on Nate Adams.

Tags

Nate Adams hits a diving elbow drop on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Nate Adams executes a diving elbow drop on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Nate Adams complains about a slow count.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Nate Adams with an inside cradle.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Vernon Vanderbilt locks Nate Adams in a chokehold.
Charles Robertson warns Vernon Vanderbilt to let go.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a spear, but Nate Adams counters it with a kneelift.
Nate Adams hits Vernon Vanderbilt.
Nate Adams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Vernon Vanderbilt chops Nate Adams.
The crowd is behind Vernon Vanderbilt all the way.
Vernon Vanderbilt kicks Nate Adams.
Vernon Vanderbilt kicks Nate Adams.
Vernon Vanderbilt throws Nate Adams out of the ring.
Charles Robertson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten.
Nate Adams has been eliminated.
The crowd is going crazy.

tags

Vernon Vanderbilt leaves the ring.
Tamer hoists Jackson Roe high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Jackson R
oe crashing hard to the mat.
Vernon Vanderbilt enters the ring.
Tamer and Vernon Vanderbilt hit Jackson Roe with the Take Two.
Tamer goes for the pin.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, three.
Jackson Roe has been eliminated.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.

tags

Vernon Vanderbilt and Kolic whip Tobey Miliken into the ropes.
They hit Tobey Miliken with a double clothesline.
Kolic leaves the ring.
Vernon Vanderbilt whips Tobey Miliken into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt takes Tobey Miliken down with spinning heel kick.
Tobey Miliken collides with Charles Robertson.
Vernon Vanderbilt gets a chokehold on Tobey Miliken.
There is no referee there to ask Tobey Miliken.
Len Stanley takes over as referee.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tobey Miliken with a flying elbowdrop.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
Tobey Miliken has been eliminated.
Vernon Vanderbilt has the crowd going wild.

Vernon enters the ring, engaging Axe in a staredown.
They lock up!
Axe pushes Vernon into a neutral corner.

King: Now you're gonna see someone take it to Vernon Vanderbilt!

JR: It sure looks that way.

Vernon nails Axe with a knee to the gut and a rake to the eyes.

JR: Or not.

Axe staggers backward.
Vernon grabs Axe and takes him down with a Russian legsweep.
Vernon jumps back to the standing position and then drops an elbow on Axe's ribcage.
Vernon blows a kiss to the crowd and points to the stars.

JR: I think we know what's coming here!

King: Oh no!

JR: Oh yes!

Vernon grabs Axe and whips him to the ropes.
Vernon rebounds off the other side.
Vernon scores with the End of the End!
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for the pin.

JR: Look, The Judge is at the top of the ramp!

(The Judge grabs a mic and stares down to the ring at Ezekiel.)

Judge: Just to remind everyone, the score in the Best of 5 Series match for the Intercontinental title is currently 1-0 me.

(The crowd boos.)

Judge: And since I won Match One, that gives me the right to pick the stipulation for Match Two.

King: What can it be JR?

Judge: Ezekiel, last week you whined and complained that Ash and Scotty Scott's interference cost you the No DQ Match. Well, just to prove that you are wrong, Match Two of the 5 Match Series will be...A STEEL CAGE MATCH!

JR: A steel cage match next week on Bedlam?

(Ezekiel grabs a mic from ringside.)

Ezekiel: Judge, your confidence betrays you. You have seen what has come to pass here tonight. Judge, you changed the rules; this is entirely new game now. On Bedlam you will receive no forgiveness.

(The Judge Joe Brown theme hits as The Judge and Ezekiel taunt each other.)

King: The Judge is brilliant JR!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Tobey stumbles through the backstage curtain after an
exhausting match. As he's walking down the hall, Cash
Flo and Flawless appears behind him. Cash snatches the
title from Tobey and when he turns around to see
what's happening, Flawless kicks Tobey right in the
gut as Cash drills him between the eyes with a vicious
belt shot! Cash snaps his fingers and almost
instantly, we see two men come into the frame carrying
a large plate glass window. Cash has them stop in the
center of the hallway.)

Cash: (To Flawless) Do you think he does his own
stunts?

Flawless: I don't know.

Cash: Let's see.

(Cash picks Tobey up and proceeds to toss him, head
first, through the plate glass window! CRASH,
fragments of glass and shredded skin fly through the
air as Tobey falls to the ground. Cash smiles as he
walks over to Tobey.)

Cash: Not bad. But I think we need to do it again.
(Snaps fingers and two more men appear with another
large plate glass window) This time, try and act
surprised!

(Cash chucks Tobey through the next window!!! Cash
claps as he walks towards the fallen Tobey.)

Cash: That was pretty good. I think we'll keep that
one. But now we need to move on to the second stage of
this Flo-tastic Million Dollar Beat down.

(Cash picks up Tobey and starts to escort the wounded
TV champion down the hall. Rounding a corner we see a
ladder wrapped in barbed wire leaning against the wall
and off in the not so far distance, we can see a table
with one of those Japanese style bombs strapped to
wood and covered in barbed wire.)

Cash: (To camera) This is going to be Cash-rific.
Watch now as the villainous ICON destroys everyone's
favorite Hollywood star by either blowing his @$$ up
or spring boarding his stupid @$$ into the barbed wire
ladder. Ladies and Gentlemen, make some noise if you
want to see Tobey springboard into the ladder!

(Mix reaction.)

Cash: Make some noise if you want me to blow his candy
@$$ back to Hollywood!

(Huge reaction.)

Cash: (Looking at Tobey) Looks like the critics have
spoken.

(Cash escorts Tobey over to the table with the
Japanese style wrestling bomb on it (for those who
don't know what that is, it's just a piece of wood
with a little explosive device strapped to it by
barbed wire). Cash plants Tobey's head between his
legs and then precedes to powerbomb him through the
table and bomb!!!)

KA-BOOM!!!

(Smoke fills the hall as Tobey lays unconscious in the
waste of this vicious attack.)

Cash: (To camera) Now see that's how we do things in
the BMWF son, you don't spout off one-liners or dump
punch on somebody's head. No Sir, we blow your @$$
up!!! Consider this your chance to walk away Tobey,
because the ICON can bring it any day of the week.
Come on Flawless let's bounce.

Cash: That attack was simply flawless! If I do say so
myself.

Flawless: Indeed dude. That was great. Who will be
next tonight? Axe?

Cash: You got that right man. Axe may have one-upped
me on Bedlam, but tonight is our time to shine and he
has a date with a barbed wire ladder!

(Disco Skiz walks up.)

Disco Skiz: What it is my homies! Surviving?

Flawless: You all right Skiz? You're strutting.

Disco Skiz: Man small fry, I'm not Skiz! Does
something this fantastic resembled, even in the
slightest ways, that retard Skiz? I don't think so.
(To Cash) You might need to get this cat some glasses
or somethin' man, he's as blind as Ray Charles!

Flawless: (To Cash) What happened to him?

Cash: Don't know what you mean.

Flawless: Why is acting like Disco Jones? Did you say
something about those two things I told you not too?

Disco Skiz: Chill out baby! Cash just told me that
punk Tobey was up to no good with my lady, so I
stomped a mud hole in his candy @$$.

Cash: You can't say Mud Hole Disco, that move is
restricted to Stone Cold Bruiser.

Disco Skiz: Coo', I mean I just kicked his butt. I can
say that can't I? That's not copyrighted by the Judge
or somethin' is it?

Cash: No it isn't.

Flawless: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO STUFF LIKE THIS CASH!!!
It's not good for him.

Cash: What? I just did it so he'd do a little busting
on Tobey. Where's the harm?

Disco Skiz: Yeah Mom, chill out. Cash only did what
needed to be done and that's tell the master of the
Electric Slid to take care of some family business.

Flawless: You don't have a family.

Disco Skiz: Not yet, but soon me and Dizi will have a
few children running around.

Flawless: What? You want to marry her?

Disco Skiz: Hell no small fry, I just want to make a
few babies with her man. She can take care of them
with her new boyfriend and all that jazz. I just want
to make some proof!

Cash: That's sick man.

Disco Skiz: No, what was sick was what you boys did to
Tobey!

Cash: Speaking of which, did you know Axe did some
stuff to Dizi too?

Disco Skiz: What?

Cash: Pinched her butt.

Disco Skiz: He did what?!

Flawless: Cash!

Disco Skiz: Hold your tongue boy. (To Cash) Where is
that punk?

Cash: Over there somewhere.

(Exit Skiz.)

Flawless: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Cash: Cleaning house. Come on, we got to go get that
ladder before they ship it back to Japan.

(They exit.)

(Axe is walking backstage when Skiz rushes up behind
him with a chair.)

Disco Skiz: Hey, @$$!!!!

(Axe turns to see what's going on and gets drilled
right between the eyes with a vicious chair shot. Skiz
looks at the camera.)

Disco Skiz: How do you like me now?! What! Word to
your mother's brother's best friends college roommate.

(Exit Skiz.)

>>>

(Axe is seen walking down the hall. Running behind him
with the ladder raised above his head, is Cash Flo.)

Cash: HEAD'S UP!!!

(Axe turns around and gets a face full of barbed wire
ladder! He goes down big time. Cash stands over him
and starts to deliever ladder shots to his ribs and
torrso! Skiz and Flawless rush over and start to land
kicks here and there.)

Cash: That's enough. Get this mother to his feet.
Flawless hold his right arm. Disco, the other.

(Both men hold Axe in place as Cash Flo takes about
fifteen steps back. He levels the ladder for another
head shot.)

Cash: Here comes the ICON!!!

(WHAM!!!! The ladder slams into Axe's face and he goes
down again. Cash, Flawless, and Skiz laugh at the
bloody remains of Axe, before leaving. The scene fades
out with a close up of Axe's face.)

>>>

(The scene opens up on Dale. He is walking towards the ring entrance when he is stopped by Bole.)

Bole: Okay. Interview before match, time to finish.

Dale: Okay. Lets hurry. I don't want to be late. It starts in ten minutes.

Bole: Okay. Once again. How do you feel?

Dale: Again with this question? I feel nervous but ready. I don't have time for repeat questions man. Come on. Better questions.

Bole: Think you will do okay?

Dale: Ugh. YES. Okay? YES!

Bole: Okay just go. I don't want to bother you.

Dale: We have six minutes to kill. Just use better questions.

Bole: Okay you are facing people like the Judge in your match. What are your thought?

Dale: Well, since being here I have watched alot of these wrestlers. I respect most of them, and despise some of them. But in strength, I can beat Judge, and in wits I can beat most. I love this place and I love this job. I wouldn't take anything to leave and I will give anything to stay, even my life.

Bole: Seem's like you like this place alot.

Dale: I do. This place has become my home away from home. And being part of this place is the best. I hope I dont disappoint anyone, especially the boss.

Bole: It's time fore you to go. I hope you do well.

Dale: Thanks. See ya.

(Dale walks off and the scene fades.)

(Scotty is standing with Michael Bole.)

Bole: Scotty, tonight you are a part of Team Ash. What plans do you have in store for tonight's big matchup?

Scotty: I win at all costs.

Bole: But don't you have any special plans?

Scotty: If I told ya... Then I would let all the secrets I have out.

Bole: But you are facing a few guys you know very well in Shane Perish, Hardcore Harry, and Cash Flo.

Scotty: So what 'bout it? Ya think I'm scared ta face them? I taught them all.... But as a teacher ya neva teach anyone everythin' ya know. But ya also got ta have somethin' deep within side ya ta win matches like this.

Bole: Could you please explain?

Scotty: Ya gotta have the will ta win... And those guys don't have it.

Bole: But Shane and Harry are trying to reform the Union.

Scotty: So the Union has neva done well wit out me as the leader.... No different wit them. Now Bole, I gotta get ready.

>>>

(Nate Adams sits on his leather couch backstage as he thinks to himself. He
looks angered and disappointed at his recent loss but still seems to be
smiling.)

Nate: Again, another loss! If it wasn’t for those weak links Axe, Tai, and
Jackson we’d of won! I had my opportunity tonight and those punks blew it for
me!

(Nate now smiles again)

Nate: Hell, if you’re gonna’ lose though, lose in style. Me and Tobey put on a
show for the world tonight and still, you don’t respect us! Get over the
jealousy and start showing some respect folks.

(Nate punches the couch.)

Nate: All of this will turn around for me next month, just wait and see you
greedy gremlins of a crowd!

(Nate lies back as he pushes toward the camera.)

>>>

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as Scotty Scott walks out and is greeted by a chorus of boos. He peers into the ring at Team Harry as he looksd through the tattered towel drapped over his head. He begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring. He steps through the ropes and right past Team Harry. He looks at them with diguist in his eyes. He stands in the center of the ring and folds his arms.)

Scotty: Ya's know... The month of November in the past has been good for me.... The birth of the Shadowy Figure.... Headlinin' muh second year 'gainst Lowedown and Poffo... Screwin' Master Z that same year out of the TV title.... The destruction of Core and Harry's Union.... And this year I'm lookin' out here and seein' I got Harry once more... Harry, ya lil' <bleep>... Ya think that this bunch of wannabes can handle Team Ash?

(The crowd really begins to boo Scotty.)

Scotty: I've been down this road so many times it is almost a joke. But then I look at this team ya got tagetha tanight... I laughed when I heard who ya had. Neva have I seen a team like this... And afta tanight.... No one will eva see a signle one of ya's eva 'gain. I know we're all fightin' for a chance ta win one million dolla's... I'm already a millionire... The money ain't nothin' ta me... But watchin' all these freaks of nature that ya got tagetha Harry.... Watchin' their dreams goin' up in smoke... Is worth more than the money itself... But tanight I'm gonna personally make sure that yer all just like the rest.... Just some more victims.... Beat us.... If ya's can... Survive.... If we let ya's....

(Laughter echos from the speakers as a guitar riff begins.)

PA: AIEIEIE!

(The riff repeates itself and there is more laughter. The riff repeates for a third time.)

PA: LET'S GO! (LET'S GO!)
IF YOU WANT IT YOU CAN GET IT, LET ME KNOW! (LET ME KNOW!)
WE BOUT TO *BLEEP!* YOU STRAIGHT UP, LET'S GO! (LET'S GO!)
IF YOU WANT IT YOU CAN GET IT, LET ME KNOW! (LET ME KNOW!)
WE BOUT TO *BLEEP!* YOU STRAIGHT UP, LET'S GO! (LET'S GO!)

("Let's Go" By Trick Daddy blares from the speakers, causeing the local natives to drop to their knees and scream in terror. Witherspoon walks out, glancing around at them all with a confused look on his face.)

JR: It would appear that the Natives do not appreciate Witherspoon

King: They are praying for protection! Ha!

(Witherspoon slides into the ring and gets ready to go to one of the corners, but stops in front of it. He shrugs and pulls off his shirt and tosses it asside. He grabs a mic from his back pocket.)

Witherspoon: D@mn it's hot out. Anyways, let me cut down to business. Team Harry, you haven't got a chance in hell. We are going to beat your @$$ down.

(Witherspoon tosses the mic away and goes to his corner)

PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!

(The Judge Joe Brown theme hits as The Judge appears from behind the curtains to recieve a tremendous amount of boos and other weird chants from the natives. The Judge walks down the ramp, stopping halfway. He raises his gavel in the air and brings it down three times, each one sending a black and white pyro blasting off into the air. The Judge enters the ring and grabs a mic from the ring announcer.)

Judge: You know, I can actually understand why you are booing my teammates and I right now. Looking around at the condition of this island and the inhabitants, I'm going to just assume that you don't have schools here or any form of decent education. Heck, you idiots can't even think for yourselves, you're just basing your decisions on what the American fans back home think of me!

(The crowd boos.)

Judge: I'm not even sure I'm getting through to any of you. I haven't seen a more pathetic group of losers since Team Harry!But speaking of Team Harry, let's get this match on the road so I can win my million dollars and rent a cruise ship to take me out of this dump!

(The Judge tosses the mic aside and waits for his partners and opponents.)

(Dangerzone by Kenny Loggins hits the pa and Dale shows up at the top of the ramp. He walks down and slides into the ring. He stares at everyone as he gets a mic from Lilly.)

Dale: I am here to prove that I belong here. I am here to help my team overcome the rest. I see that a few of you in here are veterans. Most likely all of you won your first matches. As I did.

(Dale starts to pace but still stares at everyone.)

Dale: I think you know by now that I am an all out going guy. I know you all think I am a new person that you will tear apart but it will take a fight before you can even get me on the ground. I refuse to back down just because I am facing veterans of the BMWF. I will now start the beatdown upon you all and show you the power I wield. LET'S GO!

(Dale flying clotheslines the nearest oppoenent starting an all out brawl. The ref calls for the bell as Lilly exits the ring.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Witherspoon takes Hardcore Harry down with big boot to face.
Witherspoon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Witherspoon locks Hardcore Harry in a boot choke.
Al Johnson warns Witherspoon to let go.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three, four.
Witherspoon goes for the Binned, but Hardcore Harry counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Witherspoon counters it with a lariat.
Witherspoon tags out to Byron Stamford.

(Stamford is in the ring. He and Harry lock up. The crowd goes a little quiet at the lull in the action. Suddenly, they come alive with a thunderous cheer. At the top of the ramp, Howitzer has emerged from behind the curtain, wearing black tear-away pants and no shirt. He is carrying a pink handle bag in his right hand, smiling broadly. He walks down the ramp, nodding to all the fans and shouting greetings to them.)

J.R.: It’s Howitzer!!!

King: Oh no, what the heck is HE doing out here?? He’s got no right, he’s not signed in this match! And what’s he doing with a pink handle bag??

J.R.: I’m as stumped on that one as you, King.

King: Maybe he’s here to come out of the closet! I thought the Marines were don’t ask, don’t tell!

J.R.: Oh geez King, give me a break! Seriously!

King: Hey, Howitzer’s the only guy in the BMWF I can think of who didn’t start hitting on Dizi when she got here! Everybody else was all over her like starving dogs on a T-bone steak, but Howitzer didn’t even try!! And now he’s out here with a pink handle bag! Something’s a little fishy, if you ask me!

J.R.: If Howitzer watches the tape from tonight, I think he’s going to separate your head from your shoulders.

(Howitzer reaches the ringside area and stops near Team Ash’s corner. A nearby camera picks up his voice.)

HOWITZER: Hey, don’t mind me fellas! I’m not gonna touch a single one of ya.

(Team Ash eyes Howitzer suspiciously for a second, but shift their attention quickly back to the action in the ring. Once they do, Howitzer walks over to the ring apron, where Byron Stamford has placed his warhammer. He looks at it, smiling and shaking his head, amused. He looks up as Stamford connects with a snapmare. Then he calls into the ring.)

HOWITZER: Whoooo!! Yeah! Yeah, Bryan Stanford!! Yeah baby!! Nice snapmare!! You are on FIRE, Bryan!! Keep it up in there!!

(Stamford looks over at Howitzer with an annoyed frown, but quickly focuses his attention back on the opponent. Howitzer then opens up the pink handle bag.)

King: What the hell is he doing?

(Howitzer pulls out a can of spraypaint. He gives it a good shake, then covers Byron Stamford’s warhammer with a full coat of pink paint. The scene plays out on the Bruisertron, and the crowd laughs and cheers uproariously.)

King: What does Howitzer think he’s doing??? He’s painting The English Hammer’s warhammer pink!!

J.R.: He’s reaching back in the bag, King! I don’t think the paint’s all he’s got planned!

(Howitzer pulls a jar of purple glitter out of the bag and shakes it like a pepper-shaker all over the now-pink warhammer, covering the weapon in purple sparkles. The crowd laughs even louder. The camera pans over to Team Ash in their corner, and Ash, Scotty Scott, Judge, and Witherspoon try hard to stifle laughter at Howitzer’s rib. In the ring, Byron hits a fireman’s carry, not noticing what Howitzer is up to.)

J.R.: He’s got more in there!! This is great, folks!

King: No it’s not, it’s rude!! Byron Stamford is a guest in this country!! This is no way to treat an English gentleman!! Howitzer should be ashamed, this could turn into an international incident!!

(Howitzer reaches into the bag one final time and pulls out a length of string with a large tag on the end of it. Howitzer calls into the ring again.)

HOWITZER: Hey!! Bryan Stanford!! You actually thought you could take out me or Lowedown last week with THIS thing?? SWEET PEACHES IN MAMA’S HOT COBBLER, ACE!! Where’s your head at?!

(Howitzer wraps the string around the handle of the pink and purple-glitter warhammer. In big bold lipstick red letters, the tag reads “BRYAN STANFORD’S SISSY STICK.”)

J.R.: SISSY STICK!! HA!!

(The crowd is now doubled over with laughter, as are the members of both Team Ash and Team Harry. Stamford snaps his head in Howitzer’s direction, and his eyes go wide with shock and embarrassment when he sees what Howitzer has done to his warhammer. Howitzer nonchalantly shrugs his shoulders at him, then starts to walk backwards away from the ring, the crowd cheering him loudly. He tosses the pink bag into the crowd, where several dozen people start clambering for it. Howitzer then walks back behind the curtain, smiling broadly.)

J.R.: I guess Stamford will think twice before interfering in a main event again!! That was great, King!

King: How can you say that J.R.? Oh wait, what else WOULD you say, you foreign-hating Oklahoma redneck!

J.R.: Redneck or not, that was funny! This match continues folks, and Byron Stamford has been knocked off his game by Howitzer!

JR: Byron Stamford and Witherspoon whip Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
They hit Hardcore Harry with a double elbowsmash.
Witherspoon leaves the ring.
Byron Stamford takes Hardcore Harry down with a scoop slam.
Byron Stamford nails Hardcore Harry with a DDT.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Byron Stamford.
Byron Stamford goes for an arm bar, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry takes Byron Stamford down with a piledriver.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Byron Stamford has been eliminated.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
The Judge goes for a clothesline, but Hardcore Harry ducks out of the way.
Hardcore Harry hits The Judge with a Northern Lights suplex.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hardcore Harry goes for a German suplex, but The Judge counters it with
a backward kick.
The Judge chops Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry punches The Judge.
Hardcore Harry chops The Judge.
Hardcore Harry punches The Judge.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Hardcore Harry uses a Russian legsweep on The Judge.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
The crowd is vociferously booing Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry takes The Judge down with an atomic drop.
Hardcore Harry hits a Russian legsweep on The Judge.
Hardcore Harry hits The Judge with an atomic drop.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Hardcore Harry whips The Judge into the ropes.
The Judge misses with a clothesline.
The Judge hits Hardcore Harry with an elbow.
The Judge whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes, but Hardcore Harry reverses it.
The Judge hits Hardcore Harry with a clothesline.

JR: Judge has Dale Anderson near the ropes. Judge has been dominating this youngster.

King: He should have never sign on for this match.

JR: Judge has Dale against the ropes. The referee is having to forcfully get inbetween them.

King: That's not right!!!!

JR: Scotty tripped the leg of Dale!!!

King: He should not have been so close to the ropes!!!!

JR: Witherspoon has come off the top rope and hung Dale on the top rope!!!!

King: Now that is what I call a new classic!!!

JR: The Judge is going up on the top rope.... FLYING ELBOW SMASH!!!!

King: That could spell the end for Dale right there!!!

(Dale Anderson runs over tagging in Hardcore Harry!)

JR: The captain is back into the ring King.

Ash tags in.

(Ash jumps into the ring and both captain go forehead to forehead talking to
each other but nothing is heard. The crowd really starts to get into the
match up and are cheering loudly!)

KING: It doesn't get much better than this JR!

(All of a sudden Shane comes from the side and decks Ash with a elbow to the
side of the head!!! Scotty jumps back into the ring but Harry takes him out
with a superkick right to the jaw! Harry picks Ash up and both Harry and
Shane give him a double vertical suplex. Shane then rolls out of the ring)

JR: I was wondering if the ref was going to get Shane out of there!

(Harry whips Ash into his corner and his men start choking him and pounding
on him as Harry walks over pulling the padding off of the top turn buckle.
The ref gets Harry's team to get off of Ash for a moment so he didn't see
the removal of the turnbuckle!)

JR: I knew Harry would cheat! I just knew it!

(Harry rakes the eyes of Ash then whips him into the exposed turnbuckle with
all his might am seeming like the ring moved! Ash falls to the floor out
cold, Harry goes for the quick pin, 1.2. Scotty is in to break up the
count!)

KING: Team Ash almost lost their captain!

JR: Hardcore Harry and Ash hit a double clothesline! Both men need to tag out!

(Ash and Harry slowly inch over to their corners and they tag out to The Judge and Shane Perish. Judge and Perish step into the ring but The Judge points over Perish's shoulder.)

JR: The Judge wants Cash Flo! The Judge is asking Shane Perish to tag in Cash Flo!

(Perish tags in Cash as the crowd gets riled up!)

JR: Cash and Judge go nose-to-nose in the center of the ring and begin talking trash.
Cash goes for a punch, but The Judge blocks it and hits Cash Flo with a hard right shot, sending him tumbling into Team Ash's corner.

(The remaining members of Team Ash choke Cash Flo as The Judge distracts the ref.)

JR: They're cheating!

King: They're smart!

(The Judge then goes over and kicks Cash in the mid-section. Judge runs against the ropes and hits a scissors kick!)

JR: The Judge is heading to the top rope!

(The Judge climbs to the top turnbuckle and as Cash slowly gets to his feet...)

JR: GAVEL SMASH!s

Scotty nails harry.

Hardcore Harry falls out of the ring.
The Judge rolls out under the bottom rope.
Ash comes over to make it two-on-one.
Al Johnson counts: 1.
The Judge goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hardcore Harry counters it with
a punch.
Al Johnson counts: 2.
Al Johnson counts: 3.
Hardcore Harry uses a Northern Lights suplex on The Judge.
Al Johnson counts: 4.
Hardcore Harry shoves The Judge into the guardrail.
Al Johnson counts: 5.
Hardcore Harry reenters the ring.
The Judge rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Hardcore Harry tags out to Mafioso.

JR: Mafioso is going to the top rope.... SCOTTY JUST RAN UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILED HIM WITH AN ARMDRAG INTO A CHARGING CASH FLO!!!!

King: Scotty must have eyes in the back of his head!!!

JR: Scotty has both Cash Flo and Mafioso and just smashed thier heads into each other!!!!

King: Scotty has taken control and is not letting up.

JR: Cash has left the ring.

King: Bet he won't try that again.

JR: Scotty makes a quick tag to Witherspoon.

King: Scotty is pulling Mafioso up.

JR: Scotty whips Mafioso into the ropes.... DOUBLE BOOT THE GUT!!!!

King: They are now setting up Mafioso.... OH MY GOD JR DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!

JR: Scotty executed a leg sweep as Witherspoon nailed Mafioso with a leg lartiet!!!!

King: The referee is ordering Scotty out of the ring.

JR: Look at Scotty laughing as Witherspoon calling Mafioso up.

King: What is he doing?

JR: BINNED!!!! BINNED!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG HE WILL LAST IN THIS!!!!

King: I don't think he will last long.

JR: Now things are getting good King!

KING: They sure are!

(Harry runs over to the opposite side of the ring and pulls The Judge off of
the ring apron! Harry then whips The Judge into the guard rail and begins
pounding on his head! Ash comes flying off the ring apron with a double axe
handle directly to the head of Harry!)

JR: The ref isn't even paying attention to them on the outside.

(The Judge holds Harry's arms behind his back as Ash begins wailing away at
the gut and chest of Hardcore Harry! Harry suddenly whips his head back
smashing it into the face of The Judge busting his nose! The Judge releases
Harry. Harry spears Ash and begins letting loose with numerous blows to the
head on him! Ash has no where to go!)

KING: I don't think I have ever seen Harry punch so hard!

(Judge wraps Harry up from behind but Harry gives him and elbow to the side
of the head and flips him over right on top of the Spanish commentators
table! Harry then lifts Ash up and places his head between his legs. Harry
flips Ash up into the air, extends him a few extra feet then brings him
crashing down right on top of The Judge forcing them both straight through
the table with a loud crash! The crowd starts cheering and chanting as Harry
quickly jumps up onto the ring apron as the ref goes to see what happened)

JR: Oh my! Ash and The Judge have just been laid out by Hardcore Harry's
Hardcore Hell!

KING: I knew someone would get it sooner or later.

JR:Harry goes for the cover.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Ash has been eliminated.
Mafioso is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Witherspoon hits Mafioso.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Witherspoon kicks Mafioso.
Witherspoon hits Mafioso.
Mafioso chops Witherspoon.
The crowd is starting to get behind Mafioso.
Mafioso chops Witherspoon.
Mafioso nails Witherspoon with a reverse neckbreaker.
Mafioso almost takes Witherspoon's head off with a clothesline to the back of th
e head
Mafioso takes Witherspoon down with a pumphandle slam.
Mafioso almost takes Witherspoon's head off with a clothesline to the back of th
e head
Mafioso runs into the ropes.
Witherspoon hits big boot to face on Mafioso.
Witherspoon puts Mafioso in a boot choke.

JR: Look at how Scotty is just taunting Cash Flo.

King: I bet he is wishing that he stayed away from the BMWF now.

JR: Cash is standing up... T-BONE SUPLEX ON CASH FLO!!!!

King: He landed on his neck!!!!

JR: Scotty is ripping at the corners of Cash Flo's mouth!!! How sadistic can one man be?

King: We are talking about Scotty here.

JR: The referee is trying to get Scotty to release Cash.

Ref: 1
2
3
4
JR: Scotty broke his grip and now has Cash face first on the mat.

King: I never want to see Cash in this position again.

JR: Scotty just dropped a knee to the back of Cash's skull!!!

King: Look at Cash JR!!!

JR: Blood is pouring out of Cash's nose!!!

King: And Scotty is not finished yet!!!

JR: Scotty is nailing Cash with a series of punches to the nose!!!

King: Look at the blood!!!

JR: Scotty is stalking Cash..... SCOTTAMISSION!!!! SCOTTAMISSION!!!!

JR: Mafioso just nailed Judge in the back of the head with a stiff
clothesline!

King: There's nothing in there anyways!

JR: Judge now in a hard spot as Mafioso begins to apply pressure with a
single leg Boston crab.....but manages to reach the ropes.

King: That idiot isn't letting go JR!

REF: 1..2..3

JR: Mafioso finally breaks the hold but the damage may already be done!
Mafioso walks back to his corner and tags in Shane Perish!

JR: Shane is backing Scotty up against the ropes.

King: Cousin verses cousin... Interesting huh?

JR: Interesting that they are against each other but Scotty just raked Shane's eyes!!!

King: Serves him right.

JR: Scotty has started biting Shane on the nose!!!

King: Scotty has a thing for noses tonight.

JR: Scotty is now positioning Shane face first in the corner.

King: This could get sick.

JR: Scotty is lifting Shane's leg up.

King: Shane is hanging on to the corner!!!

JR: Scotty just kicked him in the lower mid-section!!!

King: Look at this!!!

JR: Scotty just let Shane fall face first into the turnbuckle!!!

King: Right on his nose!!!

JR: Scotty is choking Shane against the turnbuckle!!!

Ref: 1
2
3
4

JR: Scotty releases Shane but the damage is done.

King: Scotty is standing behind Shane!!!

JR: SCOTTAMISSION-PLEX!!!!

King: He landed on the back of his head!!!!

JR: Scotty is covering him.

King: Scotty is also taunting Hardcore Harry.

Tags!

JR: This is a match up I think everyone has been waiting on. Union leader against former Union leader.

King: They're locked up.

JR: Scotty just used his head!!!

King: Scotty hit him with a headbutt to the face!!!

JR: Scotty gouged Harry's eyes!!!!

King: Anything to get to the finals tonight!!!

JR: Scotty whips Harry into the ropes.

King: Harry slide between Scotty's legs!!!

JR: Scotty caught Harry!!! What is he doing King?

King: He has the.....

JR: SCOTTAMISSION!!!! SCOTTAMISSION!!!!

King: I wanted to say it.

JR: Nevermind that... Scotty just Scottamission-plexed Harry!!!

King: That was a thing of beauty.

JR: Look at Scotty... This is diguisting.

King: He is digging his fingers into the forehead of Harry!!!

JR: Scotty is laughing as the blood begins to sip out of the head of Harry.

Ref: 1
2
3
4

JR: Scotty released just to start biting Harry's forehead!!!

King: This might become a total bloodbath.

JR: Harry has become a bloody mess.

King: I never thought he looked better.

JR: Scotty is pounding the forehead of Harry with his fists.

King: Scotty is just deadly.

JR: Look at Scotty.

King: He looks like a winner already.

later on....
JR: Harry has battled valiantly back and now looks to be on the verge of winning!!!

King: Oh no... I couldn't live with myself if I knew Hardcore Harry pins Scotty.

JR: Harry is signalling for the Hardcore Hell!!!!

King: Scotty is still gorgy.

JR: Harry has Scotty up for the Hardcore Hell.... SCOTTY IS POUNDING HARRY IN THE FACE!!!!

King: Scotty jumped over the Harry!!!!

JR: SCOTTAMISSION!!!! SCOTTAMISSION!!!!

Cash makes the save.

tags!

JR: Witherspoon hits Dale Anderson with a powerbomb
Witherspoon lays the boots into Dale Anderson
Witherspoon whips Dale Anderson into a corner
Witherspoon chokes Dale Anderson
Witherspoon releases at the four count
Witherspoon slams his shoulder into Dale Anderson
Witherspoon hit's Dale Anderson with a Superplex
Witherspoon hits Dale Anderson with a big boot to the face
Witherspoon locks in a boot choke
Witherspoon releases the hold after four seconds
Witherspoon lifts Dale Anderson up into the air and slams his skull into the mat with a brainbuster.
Witherspoon goes for the cover.

JR: Witherspoon slams Cash-flo into the mat with a spinebuster
Witherspoon has Cash-flo in a bear hug
Cash-flo tries to break free
Witherspoon tightens his hold
Cash-flo screams in pain
the ref checks on Cash-flo
Witherspoon tightens the hold
Witherspoon drops Cash-flo to the ground and goes for the pin
"1...2... kick out!"
Witherspoon locks in a boston crab on Cash-flo
Cash-flo tries to reach the ropes
Witherspoon tightens the hold
Cash-flo screams in pain

King: Witherspoon is really punnishing Cash-flo tonight!

JR: Cash-Flo fights to the ropes
Witherspoon catches Cash-Flo in a powerbomb
Witherspoon lifts Cash to his feet
BINNED! Witherspoon has Cash in Binned. This could be it!

King: Wait, here come reinforcements!

(Mafioso slides into the ring. Witherspoon drops the hold on Cash and catches Mafioso with a crucifix. Both Shane and Harry rush in and Witherspoon takes them down with a double clothesline The Natives shout loudly at the great showings of violence.)

King: Spoonies cleaning House JR!

(Cash-Flo staggers up to his feet, and as he turns around, Witherspoon lifts him up onto his shoulders and begins to spin around.)

King: This is it! Cash is done for!

(Witherspoon catches Cash's legs and slams him into the mat, going for the cover)

JR: SUBZERO! Witherspoon just hit the SubZero on Cash-Flo! This could be it!

Harry makes the save.

Tags!

JR: Witherspoon and Mafioso lock up in the center of the ring
Witherspoon pushes Mafioso to the ground
Witherspoon locks in an Arm bar
Witherspoon yanks on Mafioso's arm
Mafioso tries to grab the ropes
Witherspoon tightens the hold
The ref checks on Mafioso
Mafioso grabs the rope
Witherspoon Headbuts Mafioso
Witherspoon hits Mafioso with a haymaker to the gut
Witherspoon slams Mafioso's head into the mat with a crucifix.
Witherspoon goes for the cover

King: The Natives are looking Hungry JR!

JR: Mafioso quickly on the attack here. Hitting Witherspoon with multiple
lefts and rights. Mafioso suddenly runs towards Ash and knocks him off the
ring apron with a dropkick.

King: He seems to favor those cheap shots!

JR: Witherspoon back on his feet but Mafioso quickly throws him into his
corner and tags in Hardcore Harry.

Tags!

Cash Flo punches Scotty Scott.
The crowd is starting to get behind Cash Flo.
Cash Flo hits Scotty Scott.
Cash Flo goes for a hurricanrana, but Scotty Scott counters it with a piledriver
.
Scotty Scott takes Cash Flo down with a flying bodypress.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scotty Scott executes a low blow on Cash Flo.
Scotty Scott whips Cash Flo into the ropes.
Scotty Scott hits Cash Flo with a shoulderblock.
Scotty Scott goes for a chokehold, but Cash Flo blocks it.
Cash Flo hits a hurricanrana on Scotty Scott.
A small "Cash Flo" chant is being started.
Cash Flo goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott nails Cash Flo with a German suplex.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Scotty Scott whips Cash Flo into the ropes.
Cash Flo misses with a shoulderblock.
Scotty Scott puts Cash Flo in a sleeperhold.
Cash Flo grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Witherspoon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Witherspoon executes a spinebuster on Cash Flo.
Scotty Scott uses a flying bodypress on Cash Flo.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Cash Flo has been eliminated.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

*DING DING*

Dale Anderson executes an enzuigiri on Scotty Scott.
Dale Anderson attempts to place Scotty Scott on the turnbuckle, but Scotty Scott
blocks it.
Dale Anderson uses a double underhook suplex on Scotty Scott.
Dale Anderson nails Scotty Scott with an enzuigiri.
A small "Dale Anderson" chant is being started.
Dale Anderson whips Scotty Scott into the ropes, but Scotty Scott reverses it.
Scotty Scott takes Dale Anderson down with a dropkick.
Scotty Scott uses a scissor kick on Dale Anderson.
Scotty Scott is being booed out of the building.
Scotty Scott executes the Scottmission on Dale Anderson.
Dale Anderson is writhing in pain.
Dale Anderson submits after 11 seconds.
Dale Anderson has been eliminated.
The crowd is vociferously booing Scotty Scott.

Scotty Scott executes a snap suplex on Shane Perish.
Scotty Scott uses a punch to the head on Shane Perish.
Scotty Scott whips Shane Perish into the ropes.
Shane Perish hits Scotty Scott with an elbow.
Shane Perish nails Scotty Scott with a superkick.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shane Perish.
Shane Perish goes for reverse suplex, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott takes Shane Perish down with a Death Valley Driver.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Scotty Scott uses a powerbomb on Shane Perish.
Al Johnson counts: One, shoulder up.
Scotty Scott smacks Shane Perish with a devastating flying clothesline .
Scotty Scott goes for a DDT, but Shane Perish counters it with a backdrop.
Shane Perish covers Scotty Scott.
Al Johnson counts: One, shoulder up.
Shane Perish smacks Scotty Scott with a devastating clothesline .

They lock up.
The Judge throws Mafioso out of the ring.
Al Johnson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Mafioso
reenters the ring.
The Judge smacks Mafioso with a devastating clothesline .
The Judge takes Mafioso down with a scissor kick.
The crowd is cheering on The Judge.
The Judge tags out to Witherspoon.
Witherspoon uses a headlock on Mafioso.
Witherspoon hits a brainbuster on Mafioso.
Witherspoon is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Witherspoon hits Mafioso with a powerbomb.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Mafioso has been eliminated.
Witherspoon is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

They lock up.
Shane Perish punches Witherspoon.
Shane Perish hits Witherspoon.
Shane Perish chops Witherspoon.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shane Perish.
Witherspoon chops Shane Perish.
Witherspoon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The Judge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hardcore Harry enters the ring and lays out The Judge.
Shane Perish and Hardcore Harry whip Witherspoon into the ropes.
They hit Witherspoon with a double elbowsmash.
Hardcore Harry leaves the ring.
Shane Perish hits reverse suplex on Witherspoon.
Shane Perish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shane Perish beats on his chest.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shane Perish.
Shane Perish catches Witherspoon in the Texas Cloverleaf.
Witherspoon grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Shane Perish throws Witherspoon out of the ring.
Al Johnson counts: one, Witherspoon reenters the ring.
Shane Perish takes Witherspoon down with a sidewalk slam.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shane Perish.
Shane Perish executes the Perisher on Witherspoon.
Shane Perish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shane Perish goes for the pin.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shane Perish goes for a gutbuster, but Witherspoon counters it with
a front-layout suplex.
Witherspoon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Witherspoon puts Shane Perish in a boot choke.
Al Johnson warns Witherspoon to let go.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Al Johnson warns Witherspoon.
Witherspoon hits Shane Perish with a powerbomb.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Witherspoon gets the Binned on Shane Perish.
Shane Perish makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds.
Witherspoon kicks Shane Perish.
Shane Perish chops Witherspoon.
Shane Perish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Witherspoon punches Shane Perish.
Witherspoon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Witherspoon kicks Shane Perish.
Witherspoon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Witherspoon gets the Binned on Shane Perish.
Shane Perish manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Witherspoon executes the Sub-Zero on Shane Perish.
Witherspoon goes for the pin.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Witherspoon hits Shane Perish with a brainbuster.
Witherspoon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Witherspoon hits Shane Perish with a brainbuster.
Witherspoon hits haymaker on Shane Perish.
Witherspoon goes for a headbutt, but Shane Perish blocks it.
Shane Perish hits a gutbuster on Witherspoon.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Witherspoon has been eliminated.
Shane Perish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

They lock up.
The Judge takes Shane Perish down with neckbreaker.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Shane Perish has been eliminated.
The crowd is really behind The Judge.

They lock up.
Hardcore Harry hits a choke slam on The Judge.
Hardcore Harry whips The Judge into the ropes, but The Judge reverses it.
Hardcore Harry misses with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry hits The Judge with a kick.
Hardcore Harry executes a big boot to the face on The Judge.
Hardcore Harry is going for the cover.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Hardcore Harry executes a legdrop on The Judge.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits The Judge with a kick.
Hardcore Harry nails The Judge with a choke slam.
The crowd is vociferously booing Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry whips The Judge into the turnbuckle.
The Judge comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry hits The Judge with a big boot to the face.
Hardcore Harry hits The Judge with a sidewalk slam.
Hardcore Harry executes a legdrop on The Judge.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
The Judge has been eliminated.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

They lock up.
Scotty Scott hits Hardcore Harry with a powerslam.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott complains about a slow count.
Scotty Scott executes a powerbomb on Hardcore Harry.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott sends Hardcore Harry into the turnbuckle, but Hardcore Harry
reverses it.
Hardcore Harry runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry hits Scotty Scott with a kick.
Hardcore Harry takes Scotty Scott down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Al Johnson counts: One, kickout.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Hardcore Harry hits Scotty Scott with a piledriver.
Hardcore Harry hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Scotty Scott.
Hardcore Harry takes Scotty Scott down with a big boot to the face.
Hardcore Harry whips Scotty Scott into the ropes.
Scotty Scott almost takes Hardcore Harry's head off with a flying clothesline
Scotty Scott smacks Hardcore Harry with a devastating flying clothesline .
Scotty Scott executes a punch on Hardcore Harry.
Scotty Scott goes for a punch, but Hardcore Harry reverses it.
Hardcore Harry goes for a piledriver, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott punches Hardcore Harry.
The cheers for Scotty Scott are drowning out the boos.
Scotty Scott kicks Hardcore Harry.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Scotty Scott.
Hardcore Harry punches Scotty Scott.
Hardcore Harry punches Scotty Scott.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Hardcore Harry kicks Scotty Scott.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Scotty Scott hits Hardcore Harry.
Scotty Scott goes for a hammerlock, but Hardcore Harry reverses it.
Hardcore Harry throws Scotty Scott into the turnbuckle.
Hardcore Harry runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Scotty Scott
moves out of the way.
Scotty Scott nails Hardcore Harry with a Russian legsweep.
The cheers for Scotty Scott are drowning out the boos.
Scotty Scott hits a low blow on Hardcore Harry.
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Scotty Scott hits Hardcore Harry with a kick.
Scotty Scott executes a powerslam on Hardcore Harry.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott complains about a slow count.
Scotty Scott gives the sign for the Scottmission.
Scotty Scott executes the Scottmission on Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry makes it to the ropes after 12 seconds.
Scotty Scott uses a belly-to-back suplex on Hardcore Harry.
The crowd is wildly cheering Scotty Scott with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Scotty Scott whips Hardcore Harry into the turnbuckle.
Scotty Scott whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Scotty Scott with a kick.
Hardcore Harry whips Scotty Scott into the ropes.
Scotty Scott hits Hardcore Harry with a kick.
Scotty Scott hits Hardcore Harry with a chop.
Scotty Scott goes for a sleeperhold, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry takes Scotty Scott down with a side suplex.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, three.
Scotty Scott has been eliminated.
Hardcore Harry doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.

>>>

JR:Folks, I've just been given word that something is happening backstage!

King:Is Master Z attacking Lowedown again? When is Lowedown going to try and attack him back?

JR:Who knows? Let's go backstage and see what is going on?

(The Bruisertron lights up to show Lowedown drilling Master Z from behind with a steel chair to the back of the head. Lowedown watches Z drop to a knee as he then slams the chair into Z again that sends him to the ground. Lowedown looks around as Dozer and Flame are watching for anyone else. Lowedown slams the steel chair into the lower back of Z repeatedly until Z is barely conscious. Lowedown pulls his belt from around his waist and wraps it around the neck of Z and begins to wrench back on Z's neck. Lowedown continues to choke out Z on the ground until he finally releases Z and watches him collapse to the ground...)

Lowedown:I'm tired of seeing that belt around your waist you ignorant sonofableep! Sooner or later, you will face me in that ring and I will take that belt away from you! You've got no choice Z! Get ready for me because I am coming for you! There's not a d@mn thing that you can do about it! Oh, and just in case you get any dumb@$$ ideas...

(Lowedown rifles through Z's pockets and takes his brass knuckles...)

Lowedown:I think I'll hold onto these for a while!

(Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame leave Z on the ground as the EMT's rush to help Z...)

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