BMWF Live

Date : 1/9/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Mississippi Coast Coliseum Biloxi Mississippi

(Cameras go live outside of the Mississippi Coast Coliseum to see a Black Viper with white lightning bolts down the sides and a big lightning bolt on the hood pull up to the arena. White Lightning steps out with his signature full white suit and silver sunglasses on. He has a gym bag over his shoulder and the bWo TV Title over the other shoulder. White Lightning begins to walk into the arena, as he is walking into the arena Michael Bole stops him.)

Bole: White Lightning, I just want to ask you a few questions about tonight

White Lightning: Go ahead, monkey boy

Bole: What are your thoughts on facing the Eco-System tonight?

White Lightning: First off, I would like to make one thing perfectly clear. Biloxi, Mississippi……YOU SUCK!!

(White Lightning starts to laugh and people in the arena boo loudly.)

White Lightning: Secondly, from the day the Eco-System stepped foot into the BMWF, I immediately disliked them. Tonight, they are going up against two wrestlers from the most elite stable of men ever put together. The Judge and myself will show the Eco-System what it means to get beat down, BWO STYLE!

Bole: How do you feel about your match on Bedlam, You and Big Kev against Dovekind and Darklord with Commissioner Rock as the special ref?

White Lightning: All I have to say is that I will get into the Bedlam Bowl. I will eliminate loser after loser on my quest to be the last one standing in the ring. As far as the match on Bedlam, there is no chance in hell that I will lose a chance to fight in the Bedlam Bowl match, so I'll do whatever it takes to win.

Bole: By the Way, Where is Big Kev tonight?

White Lightning: None of your business. He is attending to certain matters right now. Now, that's all the time that I have

Bole: Thank you for your time

(White Lightning walks into the arena)

Bole: There you have it folks, from a very confident White Lightning as he will team up with the Judge to take on the Eco-System.

Steve Korino defeated Big Bubba Bossman by disqualification in 0:05:41.
Rating: 1/2*

(The camera cuts backstage where Judge Moody is shown in the BMWF Women's locker room. She is tying her boots up when she looks up into the mirror right in front of her. She smiles at herself, not knowing the camera is there.)

Moody: Don't listen to them Moody, you are definitely way prettier than Rachel Pitt. Rachel Pitt needs all the fancy makeup and highlights to make her look pretty, you're just naturally pretty and the fans don't notice that. Unless you are blonde and have big boobs, they just don't find you pretty and that's wrong! When Rachel Pitt answers you on your Beauty Contest challenge, you will be able to prove to the world that you're prettier than Rachel Pitt and then they will stop chanting that vile chant!

(The door suddenly opens and Cherri Runnels walks in.)

Cherri: Judge Moody, who were you talking to?

Moody: Uh...I was just on my cell phone with my boyfriend.

Cherri: Oh...are you ready for your tag match?

Moody: Of course, who am I facing tonight Cherri?

Cherri: You are teaming with Flame to take on Athena Hashi and Jacklyn J.

Moody: Piece of cake then. My bWo sister and I will be able to take care of those two "supposed" pretty girls. Those two idiots don't even stand a chance!

Cherri: You know Judge Moody, I think the fans would stop chanting "UGLY!" to you if you would stop making fun of their towns and calling people they like ugly.

Moody: Whoah Cherri, I almost forgot! Do you know what you get when you cross The Dawg's bathroom on Burrito Night with a garbage truck?

Cherri: Umm...no?

Moody: You get Biloxi Mississippi!

(Judge Moody laughs as Cherri Runnels just kind of stares at Judge Moody.)

Moody: Ugh...I don't have time for you pretty woman wannabes. I have a match to win.

(Judge Moody storms out of the locker room as the camera fades.)

(Lowedown and Dozer are seen pulling into the arena in Dozer's Ford F-150 as Flame and Sylvia are following behind them in Flame's Dodge Viper. As Dozer parks his truck in the backstage area, Lowedown opens the door and quickly grabs his gear and the World title and walks over to where Flame and Sylvia are stepping out. Lowedown looks over the new car that Flame has just purchased...)

LD:I can't believe you got this midget @$$ car for your birthday! I thought you were going to get something...bigger?

(Flame walks up and grabs a hold of Lowedown's belt buckle...)

LD:I already have something...bigger.

(Lowedown looks to the camera...)

LD:Parents, put your kids to bed before this gets too dirty.

(Crowd laughs...)

Dozer:So what's up with this match tonight and the fact that Harry is trying to get Pain to be his best friend?

LD:Hell brother! If I knew the answer to that, I'd be BLEEP-slapping BIll gates around and have him get me a cold beer for breakfast!

Flame:We just hope you never get that smart.

LD:Smart@$$!

Sylvia:I don't know if I want my Dozey-posey being in the ring with such a mean and ugly brute. He's so...unclean!

LD:Um...Sylvia?

Sylvia:Yes?

LD:First of all, don't call my brother anything candy @$$ like "Dozey-posey" or anything remotely close to that in my presence. I think I'm going to get a toothache from listening to you talk like that.

Dozer:Come on brother. She's just being playful.

LD:If she wants to be playful, have her pinch you on the @$$ or something! I'm getting sick over here.

(As the four bWo members begin to make their way towards the locker room area, Michael Bole comes around the corner with his camera crew...)

Bole:Hey Lowedown! Hey Dozer! Can you spare a few minutes for an interview?

Dozer:We always have time for a fellow bWo alumni. What's on your mind?

Bole:I wanted to get your thoughts about tonight's main event as you face Hardcore Harry and the man monster known as Pain?

LD:Weren't you just eavesdropping moments ago? Don't you have a microphone that goes like a hundred feet?

Bole:I left that with the production crew who is trying to get it set up in the women's shower room.

Dozer:That souds like a good...

(Sylvia looks at Dozer with a scornful look...)

Dozer:...a good way to get your @$$ beat by a group of women. That's so wrong Bole!

(Both Flame and Sylvia smile as they turn away for a moment allowing Lowedown and Dozer to gives a big "Thumbs Up!" to Bole. All three men snicker for a moment until the ladies turn back around and they go back to a stern look...)

LD:Look Bole! Let's cut right to the chase shall we? We have a seven foot freak of nature who I've put to sleep like one big @$$ baby! And then we have a man who chokes more than an amateur pornstar! The man who wanted to bring it all to the game and dropped the ball! Harry, you learned that the moment you hesitated...I took you apart! Pain, the moment you stopped bringing the pain to me..I choked you out! Dozer and I are actually looking forward to this match up tonight because when the bell rings and we're standing face to face in that ring boys and you have two things to look forward to. Pain, you can look forward to Dozer ramming you down into that corner and driving you back to hell with the Bulldozer and the Lowedown watching Harry's eye flutter like he's about to take a long nap! Harry, you would think the last time you stepped into the ring with me that you would have learned not to BLEEP with me right? I did more damage to you than you thought possible and you know for a d@mn fact that I will give you even more if you want it here tonight in Biloxi!

(Cheap pop)

Dozer:The main thing here tonight is my brother and I will give all the bWo-ites another reason why the bWo is just...too...

Dozer & Crowd:SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

(All four bWo members walk into the locker room area...)

The bWo (Flame and Judge Moody) defeated Francine and Jacklyne J. when Moody
pinned Jacklyne with the Moody Slam in 0:11:38.
Rating: -* 1/2

(The scene cuts to backstage where Latino Heat is standing bye outside, leaning up against his truck. He is still wearing his street clothes, which include a plain white t-shirt, a pair of faded blue jeans, and a gold chain. He runs his hands through his hair as he looks up and begins to speak.)

Latino Heat: Ya’ know, I guess I said some stuff recently that hasn’t went over too well with a lot of people. But if ya’ think I care or ya’ think I’m gonna change for you, then ya’ gotta be kiddin’ yerself. But my little cousin Ultimate asked me to meet him out here tonight, so I will. Because I may not care about you people, but I do care about mi familia.

(His attention is diverted as Ultimate Guerrero walks up and looks to Latino Heat.)

Ultimate: Your attention... has not been... let’s say... at it’s best. You may have... beaten... Fujita... but I wouldn’t say... you are still... as good... as you want to be. I think... I can help... you.

Latino Heat: and how exactly can you do that for me?

Ultimate: Los Guerreros... Tag Titles... one more time. And it starts... this Monday... at Bedlam... against the bWo.

Latino Heat: I’m not exactly convinced that I gotta go back to the tag ranks, but I’ll think about it because it came from you. I still want to go back to that place I was at over two years ago. And if we do this tag thing again I won’t have that chance for all that time. And at the same time, I want you to feel the success also. So I’ll think about it. And maybe, on Monday, the two of us can ride together again and take back those straps. But, that’s not final.

Ultimate: That answer... is good enough... for me... for now. Monday... I know where to find you... to get... your final answer. And I do want... to ride... again.

(The two men briefly hug but as Ultimate walks off Heat looks somewhat confused.)

Shame Douglas defeated Asylum by countout in 0:07:36.
Rating: ** 1/4

(A cadillac drives up to where Slim Jim is sitting on a crate outside. Jim
turns to face the car as the doors open and the Eco-System steps out, decked in
new Armani suits, sunglasses, and brandishing their belts.)

Slim Jim: Well! Look who came with the new threads!

Inferno: And new belts, Jimmy boy! Ever since we won our titles back, we've
gotten a well-deserved "championship victory" bonus. Multiply it by two, and it
allows us to splurge a little, eh?

Mineral: After all, we ARE the greatest tag team in the BMWF, and we should
dress for the part.

Aquatic: What's up, Jim? I thought you were trying to become Lowedown's
private announcer. or is it that you just don't like the new kids?

Slim Jim: You guys never request me as an interviewer!

Aquatic: Oh yeah. Huh. You know, that could be a good reason.

Inferno: Maybe you're declining in popularity, Slim boy! Gotta change with
the times. Maybe you were popular back when it was all bWo and Lowedown, but
these days, it's gonna be all about the Eco-System and Prime Time, baby!

Slim Jim: What do you guys have against Lowedown?

Mineral: Absolutely nothing. I'm proud to have him as our world champion. Is
it our fault that he represents the old generation to us?

Slim Jim: Um...I'd think so....

Aquatic: We're not interested in what you think, BIOHAZARD! We only care
about what you know! now do you KNOW who we're facing tonight?

Slim Jim: You guys didn't check the schedule?

Inferno: We have better things to do! Besides, it's not like there's anyone
out there we need to WORRY about, so why even bother?

Slim Jim: Fine....you guys are facing-

Mineral: WHO CARES! Geez, we just realized it doesn't mater, you've gotta be
right there with us! See, the first thing that goes when you get old is the
mind.

Slim Jim: BUT YOU'RE NOT BEING CLEAR!

Aquatic: We wouldn't need to be clear if you had a semblance of inferencing!
Now we got to go get ready for our matches....I'm sorry, our 5-minute
workouts. Have a nice day.

(The Eco-System begins to walk off.)

Slim Jim: How do the fans cheer you guys? You must be the most egotistical
jerks...

Inferno: Hmm....It's probably because we all look so darn good. (Laughs)
Besides, liking the fans doesn't mean we have to like YOU! Now allow us to go do
our job, please. My goodness, you 've already taken up 2 minutes of our time!
You better learn how to talk faster for future interviews. Eco-LIFE, baby!

(The Eco-System enters the building, leaving Slim Jim bewildered.)

FADE

Team Beautiful (Rey Bucanerro and Tazan Boy) defeated Rod Killings and Dork The Clown in 0:07:19.
Rating: -* 1/4

(We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Team Beautiful make their way down towards the ring. When they enter the ring, they recieve the cheers of the fans.)

Rey: I can't believe how we actually lost to Dangle and Dozer last week essa.

Tazan: Amigo, they only won because of that DQ rule.

Rey: I have thought about that all week.

Tazan: But tonight we face Rod Killings and Dork the Clown.

Rey: Which one is Rod? The one with the face paint?

Tazan: I think so... I can't tell them apart.

Rey: Me too, But Monday we face a couple of guys we know well.

Tazan: Aaaahhhh yes.... Eco System.

Rey: Eco... MOnday night we do it once more and prove that we should be in the hunt for those tag team title straps once more.

(The scene opens up outside the Mississippi Coast Coliseum. Ignition is on
the sidewalk, signing autographs for a large group of fans. Ignition is
signing everything, hats, clothes, girl’s “skin”. Ignition has on a black
leather tank-top, and black leather pants.)

Ignition: Alright everyone, five more and Ignition has to go get ready for
his match.

(The crowd starts to rush everything at Ignition and bombard him with stuff
to autograph.)

Ignition: Alright, one. . .two. . .three. . .whoa, what is this?

(Ignition holds up a silver bedpan, the guy who gave it to his looks like a
red neck with flannel and a flannel hat, and a shirt under the flannel that
says “ I sold my soul for Parole!!!”)
Red Neck: Yeah Ignishun, thet mah moms, she loves yo' man, watch out though,
ah reckon thar is still sumpin in it. Jest put th' old John-Boy Hancock on
it an' she will be tickled t'death man. Ah's a trimenjus fan  as enny fool
kin plainly see.
(Ignition shoots a “who let this guy out of the mental hospital” look at the
camera and signs the bedpan, being careful not to tip it over. Ignition
gives the bedpan back to the redneck.)
Red Neck: Thanks alot, an' ah will be cheerin' yo' on later when yer out
wrestlin'! Fry mah hide!
(Ignition shakes.)
Ignition: Ummm, ooook, with that folks, your US champ is outta here, peace.
(As Ignition turns and walks away the fans beg him to stay. On the way into
the parking lot Ignition opens up his cell phone and starts calling
someone.)
Ignition: Hey, yeah, bring it down man, I just walked in.
(Ignition closes the phone.)
Ignition: Not to beat a dead horse, but did any of you catch that crazy man
out there that made me sign a bed pan?!
(Ignition exhales.)
Ignition: For the record that was the first bed pan I have ever signed. To
be honest though I think that man’s uncle is his dad if ya know what I mean.
Don’t know what I mean? Too bad. . . this is a public show and I am not
going into details.

(Ignition chuckles to himself as he walks up to a green BMW. He opens the
door and grabs his duffle bag. He shuts the door.)
Ignition: Now what’s going on tonight? Oh yeah, Verne and I.

(Ignition puts his hand on his hips and lowers his head.)

Ignition: Verne, Verne Verne, now I have tremendous respect for you, don’t
get me wrong. The thing is, when I walk into that ring, and my whole body is
doing it own thing I am not going to stop. When I am out there I let
instinct and survival skills take control. So, I guess it really doesn’t
matter if I have respect for ya, I guess I just wanted you to know that
before I showed you how wrestling is done Ignition style.

(Ignition hears a screech in the distance.)

Ignition: Hold on Verney, here comes my baby.

(A black Crotch Rocket with a black motorcycle driver pulls up. The driver
unzips his front chest of his jacket and pulls out the US title. Ignition
quickly grabs it.)

Ignition: AHHHH, nice job man. My US title has safely arrived, and nobody is
going to take it this week. Or next week for that matter, or the next week,
actually I am not giving this thing up until I am damn ready!!

(Ignition winks at the camera then looks back at the driver.)

Ignition: OHH man! I almost forgot.

(Ignition yanks out his wallet and throws down four one hundred dollar bills
onto the parking lot pave ment.)

Ignition: There ya go.

(The driver picks up the money and drives off as Ignition places the belt on
his shoulder, with a powerful sense of pride.)

Ignition: Ahh, I feel naked without this thing, its weird, but anyways.
Verne and I are stepping into the ring tonight. The IC champ and the US
champ, should be a good match hey? It should be a GREAT match right? Well,
with the way I am wrestling, the only way it wouldn’t be a great match is if
Verne did something stupid.

(Ignition stares at the camera with a quiet confidence.)

Ignition: I don’t think he will, he is like Ignition in a way you know. How
you say? Well, Verne is almost as styling as the Best Young Gun in the BMWF!
Notice I said almost, but he’s styling nevertheless. We are very different
in one way though. You see, Verne wouldn’t be where he is today if it wasn’t
for the rest of Prime Time. Those punks are his source of energy and power.
Would he be the IC champ if he didn’t have PT in his corner?

(Ignition laughs)

Ignition: I really don’t think so, and Verne if you are foolish enough to
think otherwise then you shouldn’t even be IC champ! You think just because
you beat a has been legend in Master Z that you did it on your own? I don’t
think so. Now on the other side of the matter, Ignition is where he is today
because of Ignition!  I didn’t rely on a group of individuals, or one
individual for help. When it came right down to it I was on my own and it
doesn’t matter because I am the only one I can trust!

(Ignition walks into the hallways.)

Ignition: Verne, it should be a good match tonight, and good luck, your
going to need it. Before I go though I wanna talk about Verne’s third leg.
NOOO Not that!!! I am talking about Tamer. I showed him how the Best Young
Gun in the BMWF did thing’s last week for my belt, and I think this time he
might get it. He might realize that Ignition isn’t going to let anyone get
in his way on his rise to the top.

(Ignition turns the corner and bumps into a small guy carrying a chair. The
man drops the chairs, but realizes Ignition is in front of him.)

Small Guy: Hey it’s Ignition!!

Ignition: Yeah how ya doin?

Small Guy: Good! I am just hot and fresh out the kitchen!

(The guy stares at Ignition with a smile. Ignition smiles back then)

*CRACK*

(Ignition punches the man solidly in the nose)

Small Guy: OWWWW!!!!! AHH!!!! MY NOSE!!!

(Ignition walks away as he calmly talks to the camera.)

Ignition: I hate that stupid song.

(Ignition turns into his locker room and the camera fades.)

Aquatic defeated Rachel Pitt by countout in 0:07:55.
Rating: * 1/4
(Rachel Pitt retained the Women's Title.)

(Kolic’s black 03 Accord pulls into the Mississippi Coast Coliseum to a loud
cheer. Kolic exits the car.)

Kolic: Biloxi Mississippi...YOU SUCK!

(The crowd really lets Kolic have it)

Kolic: I can’t believe I have to leave my great state to come to this
(BLEEP)hole! I bet they don’t even have running water here. I’m surprised
these idiots managed to build this arena!

(As Kolic walks toward the arena, Michael Bole spots him and rushes over.)

Bole: Hey Kolic! What’s up?

Kolic: How dare you speak to me Bole, do you have ANY idea who I am?

Bole: Sure, you’re Kolic, the cool Rock Star...

Kolic: NO! That died when Tai’s ambulance got hit. Now I’m Kolic, THE
smartest man alive! You will address me as such.

Bole: What’s happened to you? You used to be happy to see me and the fans!
Now you sound like that Goth kid you argued against at Bedlam.

Kolic: I am NOTHING like the Goth kid. He sees the world as nothing but pain
and despair, and decides to give up. I see the same world and decide to
fight against it. I still have a little hope in me, but at Bedlam, it was
all but quenched. Last Monday, I was reminded of why I came here. Everything
good I ever had as a kid was taken away. My lunch money, my textbooks, my
freedom. It even happened here: first with TCW, now in Rock Star Inc. No
more playing nice, getting along with everybody, because no one will accept
me. I will return to punishing the stupid, the truly ignorant in the BMWF.
And unless you want to end up as one of them, you’ll watch your tone.

Bole: Ok...are you disappointed about losing the tag titles?

Kolic: Disappointed? DISSAPOINTED?!? Of course I am! I’m mad at Bruiser for
involving himself in our match, at Tai for not working hard enough, but
especially at whomever ran into Tai’s ambulance. If he is who I think he is,
he will not make it to Bedlam, or any other show.

Bole: Could you tell us who you think it is?

Kolic: That’s the stupidest question you could have asked. Think about it
Bole. If I say who it is, he’ll run from the arena like the coward he is.
Best to leave his identity a mystery until he gets what he deserves. I will
say this though, to anyone associated with this person: you’d better be
ready to pay some SERIOUS hospital bills. That’s assuming he lives. Anything
else, minion?

Bole: Are you thinking of getting back into the tag team division?

Kolic: HAHAHAHAHA! Are you serious?!? First, look at who I have to choose
from. Dawg, my opponent tonight, couldn’t tell Plato from a plate o’ dog
food. Fujita has something I want, which is the Lightweight championship, so
it doesn’t make sense to tag with him. Hear this Fujita: that belt’s mine,
and there isn’t a thing you can do about it. I won’t describe anyone else in
the BMWF, they’re unqualified to be my tag partner. As for my second reason,
I’ve learned the tag belts are useless. Once you win those, where is there
to go? There’s no Super Tag Champions, or Lightweight Tag Champions, it’s
just that one set of titles. At least as a singles wrestler I have somewhere
to go. I can win the Lightweight belt, then the Gold belt, TV title, all the
way up to Heavyweight champion. Someday I will have that title as my own,
but for now, I am content with the Lightweight belt. If that’s all Bole,
I’ll go inside. To Dawg, Fujita, and anyone else in my way: School is in
session. Not new school or old school, MY school.

(Kolic throws the mic at Bole as he heads into the arena.)

Ultimate Guerrero defeated Truck in 0:09:43.
Rating: * 1/2

PA: Viva la raza!

(Los Guerreros’ music kicks up as Ultimate Guerrero makes his way out from the back with his hands raised in the air. The fans cheer as he makes his way out from the back. He walks down to the ring slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and heads to the corner. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air again. He drops down to the mat and grabs a microphone.)

Ultimate: Odelay! Truck… you and I… are set to face off. And I don’t think… you know… what I’m all about. My name… is Guerrero. I need… to represent… that name. You may think you are Prime Time… but you are not… big time. I will… have to show… you that. Los Guerreros…will soon ride again… and this is just… the first step.

(The scene opens in The Dawgs locker room where he’s sitting at a small table, enjoying his pre-match snack. Just as he’s about to take a bite of his sardines and crackers, there comes a knock on the door.)

The Dawg: Ya! Who is it?

(The door opens a few inches, just enough for Michael Bole to stick his head in.)

Michael Bole: Hey Dawg! Have you got time to talk?

The Dawg: You’re darn toot’in, I like fig Newton, come on in.

Michael Bole: What in the world are you eating to night?

(The Dawg points to the different foods.)

The Dawg: These are sardines in mustard sauce. This is rocky mountain oysters. Over here is strawberries. And right infront of you is pickled pigs feet.

Michael Bole: Dam Dawg, that stuff will rot your guts out.

The Dawg: Only if you eat to much, that’s why I only have a couple of the strawberries.

Michael Bole: What ever man. Do you have time to tell me about your match to night?

The Dawg: You mean with Kolic?

Michael Bole: That would be the one.

The Dawg: Kolic is an enterprising young man that has plenty of talent and determination, but he will lose. I am a far superior wrestle and I will enjoy the short time that it will take for me to kick his skinny little butt.

Michael Bole: He has speed on his side.

The Dawg: That’s fine for him, but I don’t do drugs.

Michael Bole: I mean he’s fast.

The Dawg: True enough, but is he smart enough? Can he hang with the big Dawg? I don’t think so.

Michael Bole: I guess we’ll soon find out.

(With out saying another word, Michael gets up and leaves the room.)

Michael Bole: Dam bad breathe.

Elektroshock pinned Zabu with the Flying Splash in 0:11:34.
Rating: ** 1/4

("High Voltage" by AC/DC blasts over the PA as Elektroshock makes his way down to the ring. He walks down to the ring with both arms raised over his head as he walks down to the ring.)

Elektroshock: Monday night I started my march toward a title. Tonight, I make another step toward gold. I look across this ring and see a suicidal, homicidal, genicidal machine. But do I fear him? No... I have feared no one. I know that tonight we will beat the holy high Hell out of each other and tonight... Neither of us will forget tonight. Tonight I make my move and no one not even Zabu will stop me from doing what I have set out to do.... And that is win BMWF gold.

(Lowedown is seen pacing back and forth in the bWo locker room as he is on his cell phone with an unknown person...)

LD:So you're telling me it will be here this monday night right?

(Lowedown listens on...)

LD:And it'll be just the way I like it right?

(Listens on...)

LD:That's perfect! I can't wait to see it! Thanks for everything my friend! I'll see you monday night.

(Lowedown hangs up the phone as Flame makes her way into the room...)

Flame:So is everything set for monday night?

LD:Everything is set and it's better than before. Are you going to trade that lil' Viper for something better?

Flame:I like my Viper! It's cute and petite just like me!

LD:That car weighs less than the Dawg!

Flame:And that's another reason why I love it!

LD:Good point. Just don't expect me to drive that car for you anywhere to get the oil changed or gas.

Flame:Why not?

LD:Because I can't fit in the d@mn car!

(Lowedown tries to switch the subject...)

LD:Why don't we go out to the ring and shake our tailfeathers alright?

Flame:You need to express yourself?

LD:When don't I need to express myself?

Flame:Good point.

The Dawg pinned Kolic with the Tenderizer in 0:06:44.
Rating: **

(“Yesterday” by StainD plays over the PA, and the crowd starts to boo.)

You don’t know what you put me through
But it’s okay, I’ve forgiven you
But in some way, I hope it (BLEEP) with you
Hope it (BLEEP) with you

(Kolic walks to the ring and sneers at the crowd. He jumps off the top rope
and savate kicks the air.)

Yesterday
A boy and already afraid
Locked deep inside, my place to hide
To hide from how you made me feel

*As Dawg Enters*

(The Dawg walks to the middle of the ring and motions for Kolic to join him. As Kolic gets close, The Dawg nails him with a chop and then a boot to the gut. The Dawg charges and takes Kolic off his feet.)

(Match Spots)

(Dawg whips Kolic into the ropes, Kolic ducks under a clothesline. Kolic
follows up with a dropkick. Kolic is surprised to see Dawg standing, so he
attempts another dropkick. Dawg is still standing. Kolic rebounds off the
ropes behind Dawg and hits Dawg in the back of the right knee. Dawg finally
goes down. Kolic is stomping on Dawg’s head while screaming at him. Dawg
struggles to his feet, and Kolic hits a dropkick on Dawg’s head. When Dawg
finally stands, Kolic hits a Russian legsweep. Kolic goes for the pin.)

LATER

(Kolic has Dawg in the corner. He signals for a 10 count punch; the crowd
counts along. He then chokes Dawg with his heel. When the ref counts 4,
Kolic lets go and hits Dawg with a roundhouse kick. Kolic reaches for
something in his jeans, it appears to be a hamburger. Dawg smells the burger
and runs for it. Kolic hits a drop toehold, Dawg is hung on the 2nd rope.
Kolic signals for the 619. He rebounds off the far ropes, and hits the 619.)

MATCH END

(Dawg hits Kolic with a monster clothesline. While Dawg is celebrating,
Kolic jumps to his feet. Dawg sees Kolic up and charges. Kolic ducks and
rebounds off the far ropes...)

(Dawg ducks the Binary Blast and comes off the ropes with a belly bop knocking Kolic down. he then hits the Tenderizer for the pin.)

*AFTER THE MATCH*

(Dawg walks to the back. Before he can exit, Kolic rushes at him with a
thick textbook and hits Dawg in the head. Dawg goes down in a heap. Kolic
bashes Dawg in the head with the textbook until referees arrive to restrain
him. A note falls out of the book that says: “Think before you act. Signed,
the World’s Smartest Man.”)

Latino Heat pinned Kurt Dangle with the Frog Splash in 0:06:04.
Rating: *

PA: Viva la raza!

(Los Guerreros’ music kicks up as Latino Heat makes his way out from the back. He looks over the crowd for a moment, smacks his chest a few times, and heads down the aisle. He makes his way to the ring and slides in. He heads to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He extends both his hands out to his sides and then with his right hand begins to slap his chest again. He drops down to the mat and is handed a microphone.)

Latino Heat: I’ve had a lot to say over the last couple of weeks about not being happy and what not. Last week, I was pretty happy after beatin’ that chump Ryushi Fujita and provin’ that he cost me a big match. The kid stood no chance against me and he’s just lucky that title wasn’t on the line. Ya’ know what though, I’m glad it wasn’t on the line either. I gotta set my sights higher. I’m lookin’ for bigger and better things in my career. And that’s why Ultimate’s offer to me is somewhat resistible. I wanna help him out and take him to the big matches and all of that, but I also want to do that for myself. And the only way I’ll be happy is to do it on my own. I got some decisions to make, but I’ll take the time and I’ll put the thought into it. No matter what’s on my mind, I still got one thing to take care of and that’s Kurt Dangle. Tonight, me and him go one on one. Bedlam, me and Ultimate take on Dangle and Dozer. It just seems like our paths are crossed now so I gotta show him the way down. No matter what I decide this week, we’re still gonna take these boys out and showin’ what family we are all from. I got some matches to take care of and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do, essa. So doubt me or deny me, I don’t care. ‘Cuz I ain’t gonna stop and I ain’t gonna listen to what ya gotta say. I’m my own man and do what I want. So if ya’ can’t stand that Heat… then stay out of the kitchen… because hombre… ya’ will get burned.

(The scene opens in a hallway in the back. Tamer is sitting on a crate in
his wrestling gear.)

Tamer: So Tyrone Smith knows about me and Rachel. Yet tonight I can’t even
begin to think about Tyrone Smith. Why? Because tonight in the Mississippi
Coast Coliseum I am facing the one and only Scotty Scott, Scotty the legend,
one of the greatest champions to ever live, Scotty I have a hell of a lot of
respect for you and I’m looking forward to a kick ass match. I’m honored to
step in the ring with you and But I’m looking forward to the opportunity,
the opportunity to beat Scotty Scott, The opportunity to beat a legend, to
rise above the odds.  See you out there.

FADE

PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!

("Fever Dog" by Stillwater played as Lowedown and Flame made their way to the ring to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown rushed to the ring and slid under the bottom rope and then popped up on his feet. Flame slid under the bottom rope and crawled in between the legs of her husband and grabs a hold of his belt buckle. The crowd hoots and hollars as Flame brings herself up off the mat and then walks over to the ring announcer. Flame walks over and hands her husband the microphone...)

LD:Tonight, you are not going to see an instant replay of the main event from Season's Beatings! That is for d@mn sure the Lowedown on that!

(Crowd pops)

LD:Harry, I put alot of time and training into that match and you blew it for me! I trained day and night and then some to make sure I was ready for the fight of my life! But what happened Harry? You must have sent your nimrod twin brother or something because I barely broke a sweat! Do you know what I did for all my bWo peeps in Arizona who got the Season's Beatings pay-per-view? I went to each and every one of their houses and apologized for the match we gave them! And I promised that something that pathetic from their World champion would never happen again! Ya feel me?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

LD:There is something I want to vent about before I go any further and I hope he's listening back there. Dawg, you seem to have an issue with interrupting me when I'm in this ring when I'm trying to say what's on my mind. Can you explain why you want to continue to BLEEP me off? Would you care to come out here and screw this up as well?

(Lowedown pauses for a moment and looks towards the entrance way and then looks at his watch. After a few seconds go by, Lowedown continues to speak...)

LD:Dawg, I don't want to interrupt anymore because the people want to hear what their World champion has to say and not some candy @$$, understudy for an Oompa Loompa trying to take away my airtime! Now, I'm going to tell you this once again partner and I hope you pay attention this time. Watch your step. Don't come out at Bedlam and try and impress me ya jack@$$!

(Lowedown pauses for a moment as he looks around the Coliseum and then back to the camera...)

LD:This goes out to all my peeps! Your World champion and his brother are going to clean up tonight as we whip Pain's @$$ and we whip Harry's @$$ all over Misssissippi! Ya feel me?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

LD:YA FEEL ME?!?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

LD:I SAID...DO YA FEEL ME?!?

Crowd:OH HELL YEAH!

(fade...)

(A camera backstage catches Kolic walking out of his locker room with a lead
pipe. The camera goes into the room and spots El Cruz Blanco lying in a pool
of blood. A message beside Cruz says, “You should have gone with Sledge.
Now, Tai is avenged.” EMTs rush into the room as the camera fades.)

La Pakka defeated Tyrone Smith by disqualification in 0:03:10.
Rating: *

("Thriller" by Michael Jackson blasts over the PA as La Pakka makes his way down to the ring. La Pakka dances with some fans along the way down to the ring. Once at ringside. La Pakka picks serveral fans from ringside and hepls them in the ring. Once there La Pakka and the fans begin to dance.)

Pakka: Tyrone Smith... We meet again. It appears that we are both on a mission... We are both looking for gold. You are looking for gold once more and I am looking for my first gold here in the BMWF. But you know what essa? I respect you. You have to respect a man that has been a mutiple champion here in the BMWF. So for that... I respect you. Your skills are good. Your ring enterance is almost as electrifying as mine... Tonight we both make out moves... Tonight is the beginning of us making our way towards a title in the BMWF.

Master Z pinned Ryushi Fujita after the Atomic Driver in 0:08:58.
Rating: **

(Master Z stepped out onto the entrance ramp to "Victory" by Puff Daddy. He walked down to the ring engulfed in white spotlights. He flexed for and taunted the crowd. Master Z entered the ring, took off his shades, and called for a mic.)

Master Z: What are you doing in this ring with me, fool? I can't even pronounce your name. Shouldn't you be wrestling some luche libres, huh? I'll tell you what I'll do. Just this one time I'll give you the chance to walk away without a scratch on you.... Just turn and walk away. I'll give you til the count of ten!

(Master Z took of his shades and smiled.)

Master Z: One, two, TEN!

(Master Z attacked Ryushi with a rake to the eyes followed by a kick to the groin. Master Z continued his attack by throwing his opponent out of the ring.)

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(Towards the end of the match Master Z gave Ryushi a headbutt adding to the blood already dripping from his face. Master Z hoisted his opponent to the top rope and executed the Atomic Driver.)

Tamer defeated Scotty Scott by disqualification in 0:05:49.
Rating: *** 3/4

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as Scotty Scott steps out to the cheers of the fans. He stands at the enterance and glares down into the ring. He looks through the tattered black towel that is draped over his head. His fists are taped up. On his left hand he has the number 13 and on his right he has the letters FTW. He looks especially bitter as he walks down to the ring. He steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring. Once there he folds his arms and stands there as the fans are wait for something special and violent.)

Scotty: Tamer... Ya know... I have heard of people bein' in the wrong place at the wrong time... Yer just like that tanight. The hate that has boiled in me for a while is at a level that has never been seen here in the BMWF. The bitterness is unmatched. Tamer... Ya picked the worng night ta get in here with me. Tanight... Yer gonna feel my pain.... Like no one else has ever before. So Tamer... Beat me... If ya can... Survive... If I let ya....

match...
(Before the bell rings, Scotty attacks Tamer with a series of punches and kicks that stun the young grappler. Tamer retreats to the ropes. But Scotty rubs the face of Tamer in the ropes. Tamer cries out in pain as Scotty runs down the ropes with the face of Tamer on the ropes.
Scotty throws Tamer out of the ring and batters the body of Tamer with suplexes and bosy slams. Scotty picks Tamer up and drops him crotch first on the guard barrier. Scotty picks up Tamer and throws him into the steele ring post and then throws him back into the ring. The fans are going blastic as Scotty straddles the back of Tamer and batters him with forearm smashes to the back of the head. Tamer attempts to get up as Scotty stands up but Scotty drops an elbow drop into the lower back of Tamer. Scotty then traps Tamer in a rolling Scottamission-plex. Scotty then stands looking at the battered Tamer and traps him in the Scottamission.)

The bWo (The Judge and White Lightning) defeated
Eco-System (Inferno and Mineral) when Judge defeated Mineral by disqualification
in 0:14:49.
Rating: **

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare through the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage with the TV Title around his waist. White Lightning walks down the aisle and enters the ring. He takes off his TV Title and sets it in the corner of the ring.)

*LATER*

(The Judge and Inferno are now in the ring and The Judge takes Inferno down with a flying clothesline. The Judge picks Inferno up by his hair and whips him into the turnbuckle. The Judge then runs in and attempts a body block but Inferno moves out of the way and The Judge collides with the turnbuckle. Inferno then tags out to Mineral and The Eco-system attempt the Nature's Fury. Just as they are about to get The Judge in the air, The Judge lands back on his feet and double-clotheslines Eco-system as the crowd erupts. The Judge dives over to his corner and tags out to White Lightning who immediately comes into the ring and works on Mineral. Inferno goes to help his partner but The Judge gets up and dropkicks Inferno from the ring. The Judge climbs to the top turnbuckle as White Lightning hits The Flash on Mineral. The Judge then leaps off the turnbuckle and hits the Gavel Smash to Inferno on the outside to prevent him from coming back in the ring as White Lighting pins Mineral.)

Ignition defeated Vernon Vanderbilt when Vernon Vanderbilt passed out in the
Exhaustion in 0:06:52.
Rating: *** 1/4

(“TNT” starts to play as the stage fills with smoke. The fans all rise to
their feet in unison. As they continue cheering the smoke clears and
Ignition steps out with the US belt held high above his head for all the
fans to see. Ignition makes his way to the ring handing out high fives and
hand shakes along the way.  When Ignition gets to the bottom of the ramp he
slides into the ring and pulls out a mic from one of his pockets.)

Ignition: MISSISSIPPI!! You Young Gun is geared and ready to roll!!!

(The crowd explodes)

Ignition: Who here wants me to take this two-bit version of a IC champ down
for the three count today?

(The crowd cheers)

Ignition: That’s what I thought. Well, I am not going to make you all wait
any longer. LETS GOO!!!!

(Ignition drops his mic and runs to Verne.)

(The Bruisertron lights up and the words, "IT'S COMING!" flash on the screen. It is soon replaced by the words, "High-Paced" and "Action-packed". The Bruisertron then shows a beer mug labeled "Bedlam Bowl" slowly dropping to the floor and then eventually shattering into a million tiny pieces. The words, "All the answers will be revealed on BMWF Bedlam this week," appear over the broken glass. The Bruisertron then fades to black....)

The bWo (Dozer Phillips and LoweDown) defeated Hardcore Harry and Pain in 0:08:22.
Rating: ***

("Bodies" by Drowning Pool as Pain walks out. Pain walks down to the ring and enters it. Pain raises his arms and drops them as flames shoot out of the posts.)

Pain: I know some of you out there are wondering how in the world I get a match against Lowedown Monday night. I wonder that myself but I have figered out something. Lowedown loves to feel pain shooting through his body. He likes the feel of blood flowing down his face.I don't care who your tag team partner is... I don't care at all. Tonight, Harry, you hold your own and I will hold mine. Lowedown... You are mine tonight. Dozer... You're just an after thought.. I have no use for trash like you. Never have and I never will... Lowedown, your a$$ is mine.

(The lights in the arena dim and a darkened green glow falls upon the crowd
as “Back Up” by 12 Stones roars over the PA system and Extreme Hardcore
Entertainment flashes across the bruisertron. Hardcore Harry comes walking
out of the back onto the entranceway with a mic in his hand. The crowd seems
to have mixed reactions towards Harry as he rolls into the ring and pace
around a moment looking over them all)

Harry: Well, wouldn’t you know it, another live and yet another main event.

(The crowd gives Harry a negative response)

Harry: The thing that you all fail to realize is that I am just so BLEEP
good! You can’t deny it!

(The crowd is really booing Harry now and he is smiling)

Harry: Tonight I am teaming up with the monster known as Pain and tonight we
both will make Lowedown and Dozer pay for all the things they have done to
the Union. Tonight they will feel all of the Unions anger and frustration!!!

(The crowd continues to boo Harry)

Harry: How about you all shut your traps so I can say what I need to say?
Yes? Good! Now as for Lowedown, we are going to sort some of our unfinished
business out. Oh and Dozer I think you and I both remember what happened
last time we met? Yes you did get the best of me but after the match I hung
you out to dry like a pig and you just lucky some fools in the back had to
do their job and come out and save your @$$. Tonight you wont get that
lucky.

(Harry walks over to the corner of the ring)

Harry: Tonight things are going to heat up and it’s time the Union eliminate
the brother of destruction and it’s time for them to travel south straight
to the WOODSHED!!!

(A serious look is stuck on his face as he tosses the mic out of the ring)

PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!
.
("Fever Dog" by Stillwater played as the bWo logo flashed over the Bruisertron. From out of the crowd came out Lowedown and Dozer and attacked Harry and Pain from behind. Lowedown and Dozer viciously beat down both men before the bell as the referee attempted to seperate all four men. Lowedown picked up Harry and and placed him a full nelson and hoisted him high in the air and drove him down hard to the mat. Dozer nailed Pain with a heavy clothesline and then dropped down to the mat and drove repeated right hands into the face of Pain. Lowedown grabbed a hold of Harry off the mat and drove his knee repeatedly into the ribs of Harry and then suddenly launched Harry over the top rope and sent him crashing to the floor. Lowedown then rushed over to Dozer and both men doubleteamed Pain as they whipped him into the ropes and both Lowedown and Dozer picked him up in the air and drove him face first into the mat...)

(As the bell finally rang, Lowedown has slid out of the ring and continued his attack on Harry as he whipped Harry into the steel ringpost and watched him bounce off of it. Dozer whipped Pain into the ropes as Lowedown watched on and grabbed a hold of Pain's foot to distract him. Dozer caught Pain from behind as he clotheslined Pain over the top rope and onto the floor below. Lowedown whipped Harry right innto the steel steps and then grabbed a hold of Pain off the floor and managed to whip Pain right on top of Harry. The referee was about to throw the whole match out until Dozer managed to somehow convince the referee not to throw the match...)

(Later in the match...)

(Lowedown focused on the neck of Harry as he stood above him and had his hands around the head and neck of Harry. Lowedown was close enough to tag out to his brother and watched as Dozer slapped the back of Lowedown as he climbed into the ring and bounced off the ropes and nailed him with a dropkick that came right to the face. Lowedown was about to climb out of the ring as he then rushed over and nailed Pain off of the apron. Dozer grabbed Harry off of the mat and executed a german suplex that caught Harry on the back of the neck. Lowedown climbed up to the top rope and flew off the top and came crashing down on the back of the neck with a legdrop. Lowedown held onto his tailbone as he slid out of the ring. Flame rushed down to the ring and massaged his rear...)

(Dozer continued slamming double axe handles onto the upper back and neck as Dozer tagged back to his brother who climbed into the ring and executed a reverse DDT on Harry and then began to choke Harry out in the middle of the ring. Dozer dropped off the mat and climbed out through the crowd to get around Pain. Lowedown picked up Harry and executed a cradle piledriver and then looked over towards Pain and tried to get him to step into the ring. Lowedown even spat at Pain as Dozer snuck up behind Pain with a steel chair. Lowedown grabbed the referee and asked him to check up on the condition of Harry as Dozer slammed the steel chair right into the knee of Pain. As Pain staggered on the apron, Dozer slammed the other knee of Pain and then pulled Pain off of the apron and slammed the steel chair right into the head of Pain. Dozer jammed the chair into the ribs of Pain and then the crowd watched as Dozer literally sweeped the legs of Pain from under him as he caught Pain with a baseball swing that sent him down...)

(Towards the end...)

(Dozer caught Harry with a hard clothesline that dropped him to the mat as Lowedown gave Dozer a signal and then climbed up to the top rope. Dozer placed Harry between his legs and hoisted him high in the air and drove him down with a vicious powerbomb. The moment Harry hit the ground, Lowedown leapt off the top rope and nailed Harry with the "Going Down" finisher. Lowedown slowly crawled behind Harry and locked on the Downtime submission. Dozer speared Pain to the mat as he kept him from stopping the submission attempt...)

Card rating: ** 1/4