The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

Date : 1/16/04
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : Florence Civic Center Florence South Carolina

(The Eco-Mobile characteristically swerves into a parking space diagonally.
The Eco-System pops out as the car stops.)

Inferno: ECO-LIFE! (Crowd cheers) Man, even if we do overuse that, it's still
pretty cool.

Mineral: Agreed. So who we facing tonight? Dawg and Hydrogen?

Aquatic: Heh.....I'd like to see that team face off against Lowedown and
Master Z.

Inferno: Well, since Z and Lowe are feuding, they MIGHT win.

Aquatic: Would NOT! They still win when they're forced to team!

Inferno: Would SO! They wouldn't have taken Dawg and Hydrogen seriously
enough!

Aquatic: Would not times ten!

Inferno: Would not times INFINITY!

Aquatic: Would not times you get no sex if you disagree!

Inferno: Uh.....how long?

Aquatic: The rest of today.

Mineral: Well, that's not REALLY a threat....

Inferno: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Have you ever had sex with her?

Mineral: (sighs) No Inferno, I HAVEN'T had sex with my sister-in-law, but
thanks for asking.

Aquatic: So what do you say?

Inferno: Er.....the whole rest of today, or just one minute?

Aquatic: THE WHOLE REST OF TODAY.

Inferno: DANG! All right, you're right.

Aquatic: YAY! Um....what were we talking about again?

Inferno: I dunno. Wanna have sex now?

Aquatic: We have five minutes before my match!

Inferno: So? We can beat that! I clocked our best time at 46 seconds once!

Aquatic: Hmm....might take me a few minutes to get changed, so let's say we
have 58 seconds.....

Mineral: I'M STILL HERE!

Aquatic: ....oh, but we might get.....er....messy.

Inferno: I won't get as excited this time! (Aquatic looks at him) Oh, you're
right, I will.

Mineral: STILL HERE!!!!!

(Inferno and Aquatic look at Mineral.)

Inferno: Whoops.

Aquatic: Yeah.

Inferno: Let's go inside.

Mineral: Good idea.

Aquatic: But you know, he would get excited.

Mineral: INSIDE!

(The Eco-System goes inside the building.)

FADE

(The scene opens in the parking lot where we see Tamer pull up on his motor
cycle. Tamer comes to a stop and dismounts. Tamer begins to head for the
locker rooms. Michael Bole comes running up to Tamer.)

Bole: Tamer! Tamer! Can I get a quick word?

(Tamer stops walking.)

Tamer: Go ahead.

Bole: Okay um. Well….

Tamer: Just ask about the match with Asylum.

Bole: How do you feel going into your match with Asylum tonight?

Tamer: good man. I feel confident. Although Asylum can be a unpredictable
individual. I have a flawless record against him. I’ve beaten him in normal
match like this, in a match that was for a TV title tournament, and in a tag
title match. I have his number. So I’m gonna go to my locker room, get
ready, and win.

(Bole begins to open his mouth to speak but Tamer raises his hand signaling
Bole to stop.)

Tamer: Before you ask me about having to team with Tyrone this upcoming
Bedlam. Don’t. That’s something I need as much time as possible to figure
out. I got to go, peace Bole.

(Tamer walks off as we fade.)

PA: PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN......REMIXED.......NEW LEVEL OF VIOLENCE.....

(Cold's "Stupid Girl" plays over the PA system as blue mist rises from the
stage. There is a flash of blue fireworks, notably less than on a televised
show, and Aquatic steps out. She walks down to the ring and hops up to the apron,
flipping over the ropes into the ring. She throws the towel off her head and
grabs a microphone.)

Aquatic: Let me keep this very short and very sweet. Rachel, you have been
not putting on your "A game" as of late. I have become very disappointed in this
fact, and in that way, I have been assured that I must wrest the title from
you. not for MY glory, but for the dignity of Prime Time. So tonight, I will defeat Jacklyn and
prove why I am the only true contender in this company!

(Aquatic throws down the microphone.)

(The lights start to flicker to a crimson red. Points of Authority hits the PA system. red confetti starts to fall from the roof and Jacklyn J. comes out from behind the curtain. Jacklyn runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. She jumps up on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd. Jacklyn does a backflip to get off.)

(Jacklyn gets out of the ring and grabs a chair. Jacklyn rolls back in and goes to swing it at Aquatic. Aquatic ducks and jacklyn turns and tosses the chair to Aquatic. Aquactic catches the chair and Jacklyn drop kicks the chair. The ref rings for the bell and DQ's Jacklyn.)

(Lowedown, Dozer, Flame, and Sylvia pull into the Florence Civic Center in a limousine as they park right next to some of the BMWF road crew and step out in front of them. Lowedown looks around for a moment and then brings out a couple of cases of beer and hands one over to the crew...)

Crew guy #1:What's this for?

LD:Just a lil' something for everyone. Remember though, only drink when Master Z is trying to do anything so it'll look stupid on his part. Ya feel me?

Crew Guy#2:We can do that.

(Lowedown and Dozer grab the bags and begin to make their way towards the locker room area when they are stopped by Slim Jim Sullivan makes his way over to where the brothers are an attempts to get an interview...)

LD:Hang on a second there Slim. First things first...

(Lowedown pauses for a moment and clears his throat...)

LD:SOUTH CAROLINA!

(Crowd pops)

LD:MASTER Z SUCKS!

(Crowd laughs)

LD:And...WOLFPAC IN THE...

LD & Crowd:HOUSE!

Slim:Tonight you team up with fellow BWO members White Lightning and the Judge against the powerful duo of Master Z, Hardcore Harry, and Ignition. Can I get your thoughts on tonight's main...

LD:Hang on a second Slim. Did you "powerful duo" and throw Ignition in the same sentence?

Dozer:I think he did brother. Did you get your morning coffee Slim? Maybe you said that wrong and meant to correct yourself?

Slim:Ignition isn't a bad wrestler.

LD:You're right Slim. He isn't a bad wrestler.

Dozer:Nah! He's not bad at all.

LD & Dozer:He sucks!

(Both brothers give each other a half hearted high five as Lowedown continues...)

LD:You know something Slim? Tonight is just another step in the path of the destruction of good OLD Master Z and his career! Z walks around thinking he still has what it takes to become the World champion and yet all I see him do is fight mid carder, no talent, lowlife sonofableeps in the BMWF! However, I have bad news for you Z! None of the bWo boys here are mid carder, no talent, lowlife sonofableeps and that automatically makes us much better than you! Ya feel me?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

LD:You know what I've been seeing lately Slim? Z can't face me like a man anymore because he knows he can't beat me again! He beat a snot nosed rookie and not the man I am now! Z is going to step into that ring tonight and he's going to feel what kind of professional athlete I am now and why I am HIS World champion! Talk to the peeps brother!

(Slim turns towards Dozer who smiles in front of the camera...)

Dozer:I would like to extend a hearty hello to my opponent tonight, Scotty Scott!

(Crowd applauds for a moment...)

Dozer:Scotty, I look forward to dismantling him tonight for all the bWo-ites here in South Carolina and I hope nobody will mind?

LD:Everything's cool with me. I've beaten him before. Now it's your turn brother. He's about right up to your sternum right?

Dozer:He is kind of short isn't he?

LD:Something like that.

Dozer:Scotty, you and I are going to step into the ring tonight once I locked my arms around your waist and drive you down to the mat with th Bulldozer, it'll be all over and I'll have my hand raised and you'll be left lying in the ring staring up at the lights! Plain and simple Scotty!

(Lowedown pulls the microphone back...)

LD:Slim, these people tonight are going to see the bWo simply handle business the only way we know how.

Slim:And that way is...

LD:Fair and honest! Ya feel me?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

LD:That is the Lowedown on that. Hollar at ya later Slim.

William Black pinned Sandmann with the Empty Chamber '03 in 0:05:50.
Rating: 3/4*

(Black slowly climbs into the ring and strikes a few poses on opposing turnbuckles for the assembled audiences. Many people are booing him.)

Black: "Hello South Carolina!!" (Some of the boos turn into cheers) "I said Hello SOUTH CAROLINA!!!" (Black paces around the ring, giving the audience some time to calm down) "Now look, usually I come out here and talk some BLEEP about how whichever jobber they have me lined up to beat down reminds me of the town I'm in for that night." (Black's attention shifts slowly to Sandmann and then over his shoulder to the audience. He has a slightly evil look on his face) "But not tonight!"

(Black goes back to walking a circle around the ring, leaving Sandmann in the middle) "I've got a little more respect than that tonight." (Black puts a hand to a nodding Sandmann's chest) "No, not you son. I'm still gonna kick your BLEEP." (His attention shifts back to the people) "I'm talking about these people assembled right here, in Florence, SOUTH CAROLINA!" (Many of the assembly cheer)

Black: "You see, I've been in South Carolina for about two days now. I have never in my entire life spent a more enjoyable two days then I have here in Florence." (He holds the mic over the side of the ropes, letting it pick up the various cheers of the people) "You people are sweet. You people got it going on. I've been drunk from about the time I got to my room until about the time I showed up here for work because y'all have been buying me drinks." (Black waits a moment to let the cheers stop before he continues)

Black: "Oh yeah, she'd never let me live this one down if I forgot, so this one goes out to the little redheaded southern belle who spent the night with me."

Black: "Annabelle, I know you're here, and I know you see me doin' this... So, 'sup girl? I told you I keep my promises." (Black pulls the mic away from him slightly while he seems to be paying attention to a young and attractive redhead in the front row... he motions for her to meet him backstage later tonight.)

(Sandmann gets tired of waiting around and attacks Black from behind to start the match)

(The camera cuts backstage where Michael Bole is shown standing with the BMWF Hardcore Champion, The Judge.)

Bole: Judge, what a blockbuster announcement you made at the end of BMWF Bedlam! You will be putting your Hardcore title on the line in a Bar Room Brawl match at the Bedlam Bowl...what a match it should be!

Judge: Yeah, but you're forgetting the most important part. To participate in the Bar Room Brawl, you have to be invited by me! I only want the best of the best involved in my Bar Room Brawl match, and next week on Bedlam, I will be announcing who those best will be.

Bole: Well rumors were circulating that you planned on having tons of people involved in this match, but BMWF management had to put a stop to it and limit the number of participants. Is this true?

Judge: Yeah, unfortunately it's some kind of safety hazard or something to have too many people, but that's alright. I sent out invitations to a bunch of guys and then they told me about the safety hazard so what I'm going to have to do is hold a random drawing on Bedlam to pick who will participate in the Bar Room Brawl match. I apologize to everyone who said they would participate, but I'm going to have to get rid of some people.

Bole: Tonight here on BMWF Live, you are in the main-event, teaming with fellow bWo members LoweDown and White Lightning to take on the team of Master Z, Hardcore Harry, and Ignition. Do you think the bWo will continue to be successful here tonight?

Judge: Of course the bWo will be successful right here in Florence, South Carolina!

(The crowd pops.)

Judge: With all the Jury members and bWo-ites in attendence, how could the bWo not win? And besides that, our opponents aren't even a real team! LoweDown, White Lightning, and I work together all the time, Harry and Ignition are at each other's throats! Tonight the bWo will be victorious, and THAT...IS...

Judge/Crowd: FINAL!!

(The Judge walks off as the camera fades.)

(Kevin Kellie is shown backstage talking to Kolic.)

Kevin: So Kolic, you and the Eco-System defeated Team Beautiful and La
Pakka.

Kolic: Duh.

Kevin: What was that?

Kolic: Everyone saw us beat them, you know that! All you interviewers thing
they can restate a match result and call that an intelligent question.
Besides, it’s “the Eco-System and you”, moron.

Kevin: Ok...are you forming an alliance with the Eco-System?

Kolic: Geez, yet another stupid question! Are you telling me you missed our
confrontation last Bedlam?

Kevin: Actually, yes, I was on the other side of the arena.

Kolic: So how do you know about it?

Kevin: You don’t think us interviewers talk amongst ourselves?

Kolic: Good point, no one else would. As for an “alliance”, you could say
that. I help Inferno win the Bedlam Bowl, and they give me a shot at the
Lightweight Championship. Past that, who knows? I don’t control them, and
they SURELY don’t control me.

Kevin: What do you call that move on Bedlam, where you did a handstand on
the top rope and hit a dropkick?

Kolic: That’s called the Slide Rule. Before calculators were invented, they
were used to help students solve match equiations. That’s like the move, it
helps me wear down the opponent before I finish him off with a Binary Blast.

Kevin: Next question...

Kolic: No. No more questions. I’m tired of speaking to you idiots. If you
ever had any intelligence, you lost it by talking to the other ignorami in
the BMWF. This interview is over, now get out of my sight.

(Kevin quickly scurries off, and Kolic heads the opposite way.)

("Bodies" by Drowning Pool blasts over the PA as Pain walks down towards the ring. He peers at the crowd through the black towel draped over his head.)

Pain: Alter Boy Mark... You have the nevre to step through the ropes against me... You have not seen what I can do? You have no idea what you are in for tonight. But I promise you this Mark... I don't like you... You remind me of a time I hate... You make me think of how people always wanted me to be an alter boy... Mark... You will feel pain like never before....

(A picture of Kolic sitting alone appears on the Bruisertron. The following
caption comes up:

Kolic: Evil Genius......Or Just Misunderstood?

(The picture fades out and Inferno steps on screen.)

Inferno: I say misunderstood. I've known Kolic for a long time now, and he is
a kind, sweet, and gentle person. He is NOT what you people percive him to
be. Why, I bet you that if he saw a starving child on the street, he'd give him
his entire wallet to
pay for food. Well.....just as long as it wasn't the homeless child he kicked
on the way to make his commercial.

Kolic: (offscreen) HE WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY!

Mineral: (offscreen) DUDE, SHUT UP!

Inferno: Right. Anyway, Kolic is really all heart, and it would be a shame if
such a great person didn't become one of our top tier stars, giving us great
PR.....uh.....I mean, setting an example to all the little chldren.

(Inferno fades out and Mineral appears)

Mineral: Kolic is not the untrained newbie you think he is. Six months ago,
when we trained Kolic, we knew he was ready for the big time. After all, our
opinion is VERY valid, considering that in eight months we've captured the tag
championships three times-

Kolic: (offscreen) THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR ME! I PAID YOU TO SUPPORT ME, NOT
TRY TO SHILL YOURSELF!

Mineral: I WAS GETTING TO YOU! Anyway, he has shown amazing talent in that
very ring, and without the benefit of the hype machines behind OTHERS. (Coughs
White Lightning badly enough to the point of inappropriateness.) Anyway,
wouldn't you want a man who
can scout an opponent and shift his strategy on a whim to represent all the
light heavyweights out there who are like him?

Kolic: WHO HE IS SUPERIOR TO!

Mineral: Oh....right.....read that wrong.

(Mineral fades out, and now Inferno and Mineral are flanking Kolic. They are
each giving a thumbs up and hokey grin while Kolic gives two thumbs up and a
hokey grin. This label appears:)

Kolic: Ready For The Big Time, Ready For The Light Heavyweight
Championship

FADE

PA: Viva la raza!

(Ultimate Guerrero’s music begins to play over the P.A. system. It takes him a few moments longer than usual, but finally he comes through the entranceway with his head hung low. He never looks up as he just walks down to the ring, not slapping hands with the fans like he normally does. He rolls into the ring and makes his customary trip to the corner. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle, flips his hair back, and looks over the crowd. He rolls his head from side to side for a moment, drops down, and grabs a microphone, showing no emotion the whole time.)

Ultimate: Things… are not… the same. Things… are not… good. I am not… a happy man. I have been… disgraced. The Guerrero name… has been disgraced. And my cousin… Latino Heat… is the cause… of all of our family’s pain. This week… at Bedlam… I have a chance… at redemption. I don’t know… how the match will end… but I know… that someone… will be hurt. I am already… hurt. I didn’t… think… my cousin could do… something… like that. So tonight… Kolic… you have to suffer… for the sins… of my own family. You are good. And you are not… the real man I want. But in the same token… the man I want… is not… a real man… himself. Kolic… shall pay… just like Latino Heat… and maybe… just maybe… things will be… alright.

(He runs his hand through his hair one more time as he goes over and stands on the second rope looking towards the backstage as his voice gets louder.)

Ultimate: Latino Heat… Bedlam… you… will… pay.

(He drops the mic as he prepares for the match.)

(The Bruisertron shows the following message:)

2 late
2 win
4 you it’s over

(“Yesterday” by StainD plays over the PA, and the crowd starts to boo.)

You don’t know what you put me through
But it’s okay, I’ve forgiven you
But in some way, I hope it (BLEEP) with you
Hope it (BLEEP) with you

(Kolic walks to the ring and sneers at the crowd. He jumps off the top rope
and savate kicks the air.)

Yesterday
A boy and already afraid
Locked deep inside, my place to hide
To hide from how you made me feel

(Match Spots)

(Kolic whips Ultimate Guererro into the ropes, then hits a dropkick.
Guererro is hung on the second rope. Kolic signals for the 619, rebounds off
the far ropes, and hits the 619. Kolic waits for Guererro to stand,
handstands on the top rope, and hits the Slide Rule. Kolic jumps to his feet
and picks up Guererro, then throws him into the turnbuckle. Kolic hits
Guerrero with karate kicks, then chokes him with his heel. He lets go at 4,
then hits a roundhouse kick.)

MATCH END

(Kolic hits a hurricanrana on Guerrerro. He signals for the Binary Blast. He
picks up Guerrerro, Irish Whips him into the ropes, rebounds, and hits the
Binary Blast.)

(After Match)

(Kolic waits for Guererro to stand, and smashes a textbook over Guererro’s
head. A note falls out that says Las masas ignorantes caerán antes de mí.
Firmado, Kolic. Kolic exits to the back.)

(The scene opens up in a garage fulls of half put together cars. As the
camera zigs and zags through the cars the camera looks down and there are a
pair of legs coming out from underneath one of the cars. The camera man
kicks the legs and Ignition rolls out form underneath the car. He stands up
and grabs a towel from the hood of the car. Ignition wipes his face and
arms. He is wearing a white t-shirt and jeans.)

Ignition: There's nothing that calms me down more then boring out a 3.8
liter engine to a 5.0 liter, man I love it!

(The camera man says something.)

Ignition: Going from a 3.8 to a 5.0 is most definatly possible, I mean you
are talking to the Mechanic of the Year here! Not only am I the mechanic of
the year, but I am the current United States Champion. Which brings me to
what has been on my mind. Harry the bandwagon jumping fool. What do I mean
by bandwagon jumping fool? Well, Harry has not only turned on me, but he
turned on the fans! He is joining the ever growing group of idiots that got
something against the fans! So Harry...

(Ignition shakes his hands like he is riding a horse.)

Ignition: Snap them bandwagon reigns Harry!! SHAP EM!! You pather excuse for
a friend!

( Ignition paces the floors a few times as he calms down. He stops and grabs
his chin.)

Ignition:Why don't you follow me.

(Ignition walks out of the garage into the barely lit showroom of Iggy's
Pimp Rides. Ignition walks into a hallway leading to the back, he turns into
a room and comes to his office)

Ignition: Harry! Take a look!

(The camera zooms into the vacant wall where IGNITION's US title used to
rest. The camera zooms out and Ignition steps in front of the wall.)

Ignition: Keep this image in your head Harry! You got a problem with me?
FINE!! You take our friendship and flush it down the toilet for all I care!
The thing is Harry, you crossed the line when ya jacked MY title! That's
right Harry, not only did you cross the line, but you sealed your fate! You
pretty much guarenteed yourself a match at the Bedlam Bowl with the Best
Young Gun in the BMWF!!! You also guarenteed yourself one hell of an @$$
whoopin at the hands of the Young Gun! That's right Harry, I am not going to
stand there and let you slap me like I did during Bedlam! I was in shock,
and frankly I couldn't believe you had flipped your lid.

(Ignition walks to hit desk and sits down. He finsihes wiping his hands off
as he stares at the camera.)

Ignition: Now that I know you have officially gone crazy, I can rest assured
that I am going to take YOU to the woodshed at the Bedlam Bowl! See Harry,
you think just because I am newer then you that you can take my US title me!
You are dead wrong BOY, not only will I be taking my belt back from your
sorry self, but I am going to take away your dignity and pride! That title
was my life Harry, I worked, and worked some more to get that title, and
since some two-bit hack like yourself stealing it from me just STEAMS ME!!
When I get it back from you I am going to have to polish it up real good,
because I know it is greased up after being handles by a slimball from
yourself! As far as our match is concerned Harry, there will be a
stipulation Harry, and since I like to have fun with how I decide
stipulations be sure you pay attention Monday night, because that's when we
find out how you are going down.

(Ignition gets up and sits on his desk.)

Ignition: The past few days question's have been blazing through my head.
The main one though is WHY Harry? Why would you lower yourself and take my
belt from me!? I mean, I can understand that you want to move up to a more
classy title, but the US title is to good for you. You couldn't handle what
the US title brought, the fans come with the belt. Since you disprected me
with your vile acts I am sure the United States fans wont want you toking
their belt! Since you disrespected their hero, yeah I said it, they most
definatly won't be welcoming your disgusting carcass to the ring anytime
soon.

(Ignition looks at his Booty of the Year Calender and we see that it's on
September.)

Ignition: I told ya I liked the September thw best.

(Ignition laughs.)

Ignition: What the hell, what the hell, what hell am I doing tonight? I am
teaming up Z, and the clepto. I say Z because I won't call him master, and I
call Harry clepto for obvious reasons.

(Ignition quickly turns his head to the vacant wall. The smiles and looks
back at the camera.)

Ignition: Anyways, I am teaming up with the two evil idiots, and it looks
like Ignition is going to have to go alone for this one, since I can't
really count on my so called team-mates for help. One thing Harry, I may be
on your team tonight, but you better watch yourself out there, because I am
going to get you back before our match at Bedlam Bowl. So, next time you
take a real close look at my US title, remember, its MINE, and I am coming
to get it!

(Ignition stares at the camera with a quiet confidence.)

(The lights in the arena dims to a complete darkness. A blinding flash goes off with a deafening boom. Blue strobe lights go over the crowd and Asylum explodes from behind the curtain as Awake by Godsmack hits the PA system. Asylum runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. He jumps up on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd as pyro shoots off the other turnbuckles. Asylum jumps down and the bell rings.)

(Lowedown and Michael Bole are drinking coffee in the cafeteria of the Florence Civic Center as Lowedown finishes his cup and is about to leave when Michael Bole stops him...)

Bole:Wiat a second Lowe. I wanted to ask you about this feud between you and Master Z. Where do you think this whole feud is going?

LD:Where is it going? I'm pretty sure one of us is going to the hospital when we finally step into the ring against one another with anyone in between us.

Bole:What if Z wins the Bedlam Bowl and you are able to retain your World title up to Bruisermania?

LD:Then Z and I will finally meet like we are destined to meet. Like two of the biggest bad@$$e$ in this business are supposed to. Michael, Z seems to think he's got my number and I have no problem saying that I have his number as well. The only problem is that I'm confident in my abilities. You don't become a 4 time World champion by second guessing yourself like Z does! I'm here as the World champion because I believe in myself plain and simple! Z is just going to rely on his so called "biggest arms in the BMWF" bullbleep! Kind of makes me laugh if you ask me. You look at me and you see the muscles. You see the power I control in and out of the ring. And if Z doesn't respect me for that then he's got a bigger problem on his hands than he thinks!

Bole:Do you think you two will ever be in the same stable or even friends again?

LD:What do you think?

Bole:Stranger things have happened here in the BMWF.

LD:Strange yes. But if you think Z and I will be in the same ring as tag team partners or not at each others throats, you are really off the charts when it comes to being normal Bole. The only thing I see in Z's future is alot of pain and alot of suffering.

Bole:I'll take that as a no?

LD:Don't be a smart@$$ Bole. I still like ya. I see Z and I standing in that ring down the road and I see Master Z unconscious at my feet as I raise the World title over my head. Look, I'm done here Bole so I'm going to get ready for the six man tag match tonight alright?

Bole:I look forward to the match.

(Lowedown shakes hands with Michael Bole as he leaves the cafeteria...)

fade...

("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Tazan Boy makes his way down to the ring. Tazan Boy stops along the way to talk to some women along the way then slides under the ropes. He looks at one girl and tells her to call him.)

Tazan: Ryushi, you have been one of the luckiest wrestlers I have ever seen. I think this is the first time you have ever stepped into the ring with a true luchadore. But that does not matter. You will have a taste of what it is like. You will know what Mexican pride is all about. It is about Mexicans working, surviving, with pride and dignity. Rey and myself, we have been doing this for a while now. This is one of those rare times when I step into the ring in a singles match. But Ryushi, I promise you will find me to be a serious challenge here... It is a shame that your title is not on the line. It is a shame that I do not take that title....

("When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin begins to play and a single light hits a small mirror ball above the wrestler's entrance, splitting the light into thousands of "diamonds" that swirl across the crowd. A pretty good pop from the crowd greets Ryushi Fujita as he walks out onto the stage area with the BMWF Light Heavyweight Title around his waist. He has a focused look on his face as he makes his way down the aisle and slides inside the ring. He unbuckles the belt and hands it to the ref before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times before handing the belt to the ref.)

(Kurt Dangle is standing by with Mark Floyd in the interview area, wherever that is...)

Floyd: Kurt, I hear that you are claiming to have ended the career of another BMWF wrestler!

Kurt: Oh, it's true, Mark! It's true! That fat, blubber-belly tub of lard The Dawg was so scared of me, Kurt Dangle. that he has run away like a mutt being chased by a dog catcher!

Floyd: But, you didn't really have anything to do with his quitting! He received a promotion!

Kurt: A promotion to what? Being a leader dog? Or maybe a K-9 cop?! Wow! That really is going up in the world, isn't it?

Floyd: Well, what do you think about your bWo stablemate White Lightning calling himself "The Career Killer"?

Kurt: I'm perfectly fine with it. He has ended a couple of careers! I've ended 2763 careers! You can call me "The Legend and Jabroni Killer"!

Aggressor
Alex Crain
Artemis La Rue
Ash
Bernard "Titan" Andronicus
Big Butt Billy Buns
Big Poppa Pump
Black Hornet
Black Spider IV
Blacksnake
Body Bag
Bret Heart
Brother Bull
Bubba Ray Dutley
Cable
Cash Flo
Chance Harrison
Chavo, Jr.
Chef Death
Chris Vicious
Chuck Ortiz
Chuck Porterhouse
Cody D.
Coldberg
Conner Lyn
Core
Crippler
Cyrus Rameriz

Floyd: Well, what about your match tonight against your old nemesis--Tyrone Smith?

Kurt: Tyrone Smith? Is he back in the BMWF? I ended his career about 5 times! I think that's third place behind Scotty Scott's 7 times and Lurker's 2387 times!

Kurt: Well, he should have stayed retired because I'm going to break his right ankle. Then I'm going to break his left one! Then his middle one!

The bWo (Judge Moody and Kurt Dangle) defeated Tyrone Smith and Rachel Pitt
when Dangle defeated Smith by countout in 0:08:21.
Rating: ** 1/2

(Suddenly a soft white glow shines upon the entrance ram. "Trouble" by Pink plays out through the arena and black and white video clips plays as the fans get up to their feet and cheer. The Queen of Hearts walks out dressed in a white blouse and pinstripe skirt with matching jacket. She has her Women's Title, slung over her shoulder as she saunters on the stage. She claps her hands and lifts her cane up into the air. She swings around and then strides down the ramp. She rolls in under the bottom rope and is assisted to her feet by the referee. While she waits, she kicks her stiletto heels off to the outside and hands her jacket to the announcer, not paying any attention to Tyrone.)

***After the match**

(Judge Moody grabs Rachel Pitt by the hair and tosses her across the ring while Kurt Dangle keeps Tyrone Smith out of the ring. The Executioner tosses Judge Moody her gavel and Judge Moody nails Rachel Pitt over the head with the gavel. Judge Moody grabs a mic from ringside and stands over Rachel Pitt.)

Moody: Rachel, I knew you were a coward, but I didn't know that you were this scared! Last week I challenged you to a Beauty Contest to prove to the fans that I was prettier than you, and I don't even have the decency to answer me! I'll give you one more chance Rachel, but if I don't hear an answer from you by Bedlam next week, you'll be in big trouble!

(Judge Moody and The Executioner exit the ring and head to the back as the Judge Judy theme hits.)

(Lowedown knocks on the door of Stone Cold Bruiser and waits patiently. After a moment, the door opens as Stone Cold is seen drinking a beer and has a bit of an angered look on his face...)

SCB:What do ya want ya jackass?!?

LD:Whoa there boss! I come in peace and I bring a birthday gift for you.

SCB:But my birthday was on the 13th! You're a bit late! It better be something d@mn good!

LD:Well, let me hand it to you then.

(Lowedown pulls a beer from behind his back and hands to Stone Cold...)

SCB:That's it? One lousy beer? I'm glad the d@mn thing is cold, but I got a cold one right here in my other hand ya jackass!

(Lowedown shakes his head as he lets out a powerful whistle. From behind Lowedown comes a beer truck supplier with a handtruck stacked with cases of beer. Stone Cold's eyes widen as the supplier brings in at least 20 cases of Stone Cold's favorite beer. As Stone Cold walks over to count the cases, another supplier comes in with another 20 cases of beer. Stone Cold looks in shock as he manages to sidestep the beer supplier and looks out the door to see a row of handtrucks waiting to bring in more and more cases of beer. A tear almost forms in Stone Cold's eye as a group of beautiful women bring a large metal tub and one more young lady carrying a hose behind her back.

SCB:I understand the beer, but what the hell is up with the tub? Are we gonna throw some ice in there and make a big cooler?

LD:Just wait boss. It gets better.

(As the women set the tub down, the young lady from behind begins to fill the tub with beer. Stone Cold's eyes light up and he takes a step forward...)

SCB:Beer...bathtub....beer bath? BEER BATH! I'M GONNA HAVE A BEER BATH! GET OUTTA MY WAY!

(Lowedown steps aside as Stone Cold leaps into the bathtub and begins soaking up the suds. The ladies begin washing Stone Cold down as he begins to look around...)

SCB:Wait a minute! I need my rubber duck! Where the hell is my duckie?!?

(One of the ladies hands Stone Cold a rubber duck and he begins squeaking the duck loudly...)

SCB:You're my favorite duckie! I'm gonna call you Alkie!

(The ladies grab a couple of loofa sponges and begin washing him down as Lowedown begins to turn his head around...)

LD:Happy Birthday boss!

(Flame looks over at her husband's face as he wipes away something from his eye...)

Flame:Are you crying?

LD:Nah. Just got some beer splashed on my face.

fade...

("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Rey Bucanerro struts down to the ring. He stops for some of the same women that Tazan Boy did earlier. He tells three women to call him before he slides under the ropes.)

Rey: Latino Heat, one of the greatest luchadores of all time... Latino Heat once a proud member of the Union.... Heat, you even lead the Union for a brief time. But all that appears to be history now.... You have forgotten all about loyalities essa. Have you forgotten that Scotty helped you get back here? I have heard how you talk about him essa. It just <bleep>s me off when I hear what you say. But essa, I know somewhere deep inside you that there is the same Latino Heat that I always looked at with respect. Tonight essa, I will get that Latino Heat back... Even if I have to beat it out of you essa....

PA: We Lie… We Cheat… We Steal…

(Latino Heat’s music hits over the PA system and the crowd begins to boo in reaction to it. Out from the back comes Latino Heat wearing a pair of red pants and no shirt. He has both hands outstretched to his sides and he is talking out to the fans as he walks down the ramp. He makes his way down to the ring and confidently rolls into the ring. He heads over to one of the corner’s and extends his hands out again. He pounds his chest a few times and berates the fans. He drops back down to the mat and grabs a microphone.)

Latino Heat: So it looks like the people want me to fight some of Scotty’s little boys now. You look at Rey Buccanero, and you can’t tell me this kid is anything special. He’s just some little muchacho from the streets of Mexico that Scotty plucked out and saved to do his bidding and to take his beatin’s. See, this ain’t about me and the luchadores. This is about me and Scotty. So he can run and hide and do whatever and say whatever he wants, but after a while I’m gonna run through all these little midgets of his. Rey Buccanero is nothin’ to me. He ain’t the center of my attention this afternoon. So what I’m gonna do is envision this little kid as Scotty. Or maybe I can pretend this kid is my little cousin Ultimate Guerrero. Because both Scotty and Rey and Ultimate are all gonna realize that the real Latino Heat is back and the real Latino Heat is better than them. Essas, ya gotta’ think about what your getting yerselves into here. I’m not out here to play games. I’m out here to hurt people. So Rey, listen up. If ya can’t stand this Heat… then stay out of my kitchen… because essa… ya’ will get burned.

*Earlier Today*

(Cameras go live outside of the Florence Civic Center to see a Black Viper with white lightning bolts down the sides and a big lightning bolt on the hood pull up to the arena. White Lightning steps out with his signature full white suit and silver sunglasses on. He has a gym bag over his shoulder and the bWo TV Title over the other shoulder. White Lightning begins to walk into the arena when Michael Bole approaches him.)

Bole: White Lightning, can I get a quick interview with you?

White Lightning: Go ahead Monkey Boy!

Bole: What are your thoughts on your match tonight against Master Z, Harry, and Ignition?

White Lightning: Since I am teaming with my fellow bWo members it will be a no contest. Lowedown, the Judge, and myself, together we make up the most dominant force in the business today. Master Z…SUCKS! As does Harry and that loser Ignition. We will show them what it means to get beat…..BWO STYLE!

Bole: Speaking of Master Z, that was a brutal assault you guys laid on him at Bedlam

White Lightning: I hope Master Z liked the attack we laid on him. I warned him a few weeks ago that the bWo would make his life a living hell and this is just the beginning. Z can expect a lot more @$$ kickings in the future from the bWo. Z, there is no way to hide the bWo owns you!

Bole: How do you feel about now being in the Bedlam Bowl?

White Lightning: It was only a matter of time. The BMWF's best has to be in their flagship match. Now I am just one step closer to winning the coveted Bedlam Bowl. Like I said, I am destined to win it. I pity everyone in the match because now a new card has been thrown into the deck. The "Career Killer"!

Bole: My final question is, when will we see you defend the tv title again?

White Lightning: It's the bWo TV Title, get it right! Anyway, I am so sick and bored of the talent in the BMWF, that someone needs to step up and show me that they deserve to be in the same ring with me. So far I have gone through all of the losers that have challenged for the title, and I don't see anyone in the fed that can beat me. Now, I'll excuse me, I have a match later tonight.

(White Lightning walks into the arena as the camera fades….)

Scotty Scott pinned Dozer Phillips after a small package in 0:15:08.
Rating: ** 1/2

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as Scotty Scott steps out and the cheers of the fans fill the Florence Civic Center. Signs around the Civic Center are poping up saying "Welcome Home Scotty". Scotty actually smiles for a brief second as if to break character. Scotty walks down to the ring and enters it. He stands in the center of the ring with his arms folded.)

Scotty: Ya know they say that ya never can go back... What some of ya's out there may not know... Scotty Scott grew up in a town 'bout forty minutes away from here in good ol'Cheraw, SC.

Croad: SCOTTY!!!! SCOTTY!!! SCOTTY!!!!

Scotty: They say that there ain't nuthin' like a homefield advantage... Tanight, I get the homefield advantage. I, Dozer Phillips, know that I am not gonna have mercy on ya just coz we are at my home. But I wanna do this... Not for any of ya's out there in this crowd tanight.... This is the first time I been here in front of the good people of South Carolina since my Dad passed away back in October.... So Tanight, I do this for ya Dad...

(Scotty looks up and a smile shines once more.)

Scotty: Daddy, I love ya and this match tanight is just for my Dad... Tommy Scott... I love ya Dad!!!! Dozer... Beat me... If ya can.... Survive.... If I let ya....

Eco-System (Inferno and Mineral) defeated The Union (Elektroshock and La Pakka)
when Inferno made E. Shock submit to a Boston crab in 0:10:34.
Rating: * 3/4

PA: eco-life........welcome to economics 101.............I'LL TEACH YOU HOW
TO STUNT!

(G-Unit's "Stunt 101" plays over the PA system as the Eco-System comes out
flanking their belts and smiling. They walk down to the ring, high-fiving fans
as they do so. They slide under the ring ropes, and Inferno walks over and
grabs a mike.)

Inferno: Before we start this promo, we will take a few seconds for the
benefit of those with flash photography.

(The Eco-System hits a few corny poses, with Mineral even stealing the
Thinker pose as the people snap pictures.)

Inferno: All right, that's good, that's good. Now tonight, the Eco-System is
facing the amazing tandem of Elektroshock and La Pakka! All right Ecolytes,
show your respect and stick your pointer fingers up in the air and spin them!

(The crowd proceeds in performing the "Whoop-dee-doo" sign with Inferno.)

Mineral: (getting his own mike.) Thank you. It makes us feel good to show
respect every now and then. Anyway, I suppose it will be a good warmup for when
we face them AND Ultimate Guererro in a handicap tag match on Bedlam. (Cough)
SHILL (Cough) Heh....speaking of the Guererros, since they broke up, I guess Team Beautiful won't have to get through them to get to our titles. Hmmm.....then how should we
determine if Team Beautiful is ready for a tag title match at the Bedlam Bowl?

Inferno: Uh......we could just give them the match?

Mineral: BRILLIANT! All right, you've got us at Season's Beatings, because
that's just the kind of champs we are!
(throws head back) IF YOU FEEL IT, SAY IT......

Crowd/Eco-System: ECO-LIFE!

(The Eco-System throws down their mikes.)

(Halfway throughthe match, someone wearing the former BWF wrestler Black Panther's outfit came out on the ramp and watched the rest of the match.)

(The camera fades in showing Hardcore Harry walking down a backstage hallway
with the camera following him and Ignition’s U.S. Title is resting on his
shoulder)

Harry: Well it’s time. Tonight I am stuck in a six man tag match and look
who my two partners are, Master Z and Ignition. How much crap is this,
seriously!

(Harry smiles while he continues down the hallway)

Harry: Last week I was teamed up with a former friend and now that I have
destroyed our friendship I am still teamed with him!?! Funny but if someone
doesn’t get their act together I am going to straighten things up myself!

(Harry walks around a corner and a staff member comes walking up to him
telling him that he is next)

Harry: Ignition, I laid the challenge out on the line and I am waiting for
an answer and I want it very soon. It’s very simple….. you, me and this
title.

(Harry flashes Ignition’s title in front of the camera)

Harry: Ignition I am going to show you and every other superstar here that
no one tries to screw with Hardcore Harry. You are nothing more than a
stepping stone toward my World Title reign!

(Harry looks down at the title)

Harry: You are also preventing me from this title as well and I promise
being a U.S. Champion will be added to my list of accomplishments here in
the BMWF.

(Harry snaps the title around his waist)

Harry: Lets get this match over with because I want to get to the Bedlam
Bowl as soon as I can!

(The scene opens up to the Prime Time locker room where we see Aquatic packin in her things from her previous match. Just as she has her back turned, Rachel Pitt emerges from behind her, with a crowbar in hand. Slowly raising the object into the air, Rachel brings it back down crashing hard into the back of Aquatic's head. She instantly falls, due to the impact.)

Rachel: Tsk, tsk, tsk, Sheila. Do you think I'm blind? Do you think that I don't notice all this bullbleep that you've been pulling lately, huh? You have no right talk all this crap about 'saving' Prime Time, becaus eit is NOT yours to save. If you think back, Prime Time was failing and crumbling but then I came along and now look how much its achieved.

Rachel: Ya know, I never wanted you or your little boytoys in MY stable, that was something that Tamer and Vern agrred on, leaving me out of the voting process. If it were up to me, I'd deport you three clown back to Norway where you belong! I'm not going to allow you to poison Prime Time anymore!

(Rachel rises from the struggling Aquatic and gives her a swift kick to the abdomen. She says a few select words which are cut out from the camera before leaving.)

The bWo (LoweDown, The Judge and White Lightning) defeated
Master Z, Hardcore Harry and Ignition by disqualification in 0:18:09.
Rating: **** 1/4

("TNT" starts to play as the fans explode to the song. The stage fills with
smoke as the fans get an Ignition chant started. When the smoke clears
Ignition is standing at the stop with his arm raises in the air. He looks
up, then lowers his head to the fact that his US title isn't there. Ignition
rasies his head then makes his way down to the ring at the beat of the music
as he high fives the fans along the way. When Ignition gets to the ring he
looks around and jumps onto the apron, he climbs through the ropes and
twirls to the center as he raises his arms up and down for the crowd.
Ignition motions for a mic and one is tossed.)

Ignition: FLORENCE!!! THE BEST YOUNG GUN IS HERE, AND IN GEAR!!

(Ignition paces back and forth.)

Ignition: Here's how it is goin down tonight, Ignition is going to carry his
team on his back, and if everything goes like it should, Me and the Nerd
Herd that I am teamed up with will walk out of this match with the win. So
Lowe, Judge, Whitey, I say we get this thing going, and while you three are
at it, feel free to give Harry the beating of his live. As far as the fans
are concerned, ITS ON!!

>>>

("Victory" played throughout the arena. Master Z made his entrance engulfed in bright spotlights. He strutted up the ring steps and entered the ring flexing for the crowd.)

Master Z: Lowedown... White Lightning... Judge... all in the same ring? This is great! I mean who gets the chance to destroy three of the most worthless wrestlers in the BMWF? Let's get this match started. Get out here Lowe!

>>>

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

(The Lights go out as Lightning Bolt signs flash all through the crowd and "Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX blares throughout the arena. A spotlight is seen on the entrance ramp as White Lightning walks out. White Lightning has the bWo TV Title around his waist. He slowly walks down the ramp and enters the ring. White Lightning gives the Wolf Pac signal to the crowd as the lights turn back on. White Lightning takes off the TV Title and puts it under the post of his team's corner.)

*DURING THE MATCH*

During the match Master Z gorilla pressed White Lightning and threw him into his corner yelling for him to "tag in Lowe."

Master Z grabbed Lowedown by the hair and ran his eyes down the top rope leaving a bright red stripe across his face. Lowedown screamed and dropped to the mat where Z kicked him in the ribs. Master Z flexed for the crowd and taunted Lowedown

Master Z, while wrestling Judge, slapped Lowedown in the face. While the referee held Lowedown back, Master Z and his teammates triple teamed Judge

Master Z, standing outside of the ring, couldn't stand watching Lowedown without blood running down his forehead. Master Z grabbed a folding chair from ringside and snuck up behind Lowedown who just tagged out. Master Z slammed the chair into the back of the knees of Lowedown knocking him from the apron. Master Z continued to slam the chair into the skull of Lowedown repeatedly. Lowedown started to bleed before Master Z was done.

Master Z then entered the ring with the chair hitting both Judge and White Lightning knocking them unconscious. Master Z, covered in blood, rolled out of the ring and left his opponents to Hardcore Harry and Ignition to work over.

Card rating: **