The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

(The camera cuts backstage to the bWo locker room where The Judge and Judge Moody are going over their strategy for their match.)

Judge: So you would definitely want to focus on Sarah Lyn and Tyrone...they aren't really the best of friends and some lack of communication could cost them the match.

Moody: To us!

Judge: Of course.

(The door opens and Michael Bole steps in.)

Bole: JUDGE!

Judge: Bole, haven't you ever heard of knocking?

Bole: (walking in) Sorry...

Judge: No! Go back out and do it again!

(Michael Bole sheepishly backs out of the locker room, and this time knocks on the door.)

Judge: Go away! I've already said that I don't sign autographs anymore!

(The crowd boos.)

Bole: (from outside) But Judge...I'm trying to do an interview!

Judge: Did you hear what I said? Don't make me get security!

(The Judge and Judge Moody listen but don't hear Michael Bole anymore. They both start laughing as the camera fades.)

(The camera catches the door of the San Jose Arena. It is pushed open by Dreadnaught who is wearing a Lakers jersey and a black BMWF baseball cap. The US title shines off of his shoulder. He has a large smile on his face as he walks in, but is stopped by Michael Bole.)

Bole: Tonight, you find your self in another tag match faced off against Scotty Scott!

Dreadnaught: You pay attention very well, Bole. But, It ain’t just about Scotty Scott tonight, some other fools are gonna get their caps peeled back!

Bole: Who do you mean?

Dreadnaught: I ain’t gonna let the cat outta the bag just yet, but pay attention. The Thug is gonna get real thick tonight! But, let’s look back at my match tonight. The Dread-daddy and Latino Heat, as a team! Is San Jose ready for that?

(Dreadnaught looks directly into the camera as the San Jose crowd explodes!)

Dreadnaught: You got that right! Tonight, Scotty Scott and Pain, two of the biggest goofs we have here are gonna get broke down! Pain, at No Way In, you couldn’t stop the Dread. I am better than you will ever be, and that is just how it goes down. And as for Scotty, you can scream all you want. You can call me every name in the book, but when it comes right down to it, you can’t beat me! I will show you again tonight, and I will march into Brusermania the US Champion, and walk out having killed a legend! You better get ready, ‘cause I came to bring the pain!

Bole: Is the contract being drafted up for Bruisermania now?

Dreadnaught: My attorney is feverishly drafting up a water tight document. See, I know Scotty is scared. I see it in his eyes! (BLEEP), I smell his fear from here! He is going to take every measure to skip out on this match! He wants to go out on top, and I can understand that, but I won’t let it happen! He doesn’t deserve it, and you know, the streets don’t want that either. They want me to expose him for what he is, A FRAUD! He ain’t no Thug! I am the Thug! So, at Bruisermania, I will prove it!

(Dreadnaught stares right into the camera before walking off.)

(Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" plays as "Mr.
Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt makes his way to the ring
carrying a microphone.)

Vernon: San Jose! (pop) How are we doing tonight?
You enjoying the show? (pop) Fabulous! Now, for
those who haven't heard, I decided I'd come out here
to talk a little bit about the "Prime Time Challenge
Contest." Tobey Miliken (crowd boos).Tobey Miliken
(crowd boos).please, people. Let me finish. Tobey
Miliken has recently raised a few eyebrows around
here, and no, that's not a Rock reference! He's
managed to draw the ire of a lot of the performers,
most notably Prime Time, the organization that I am a
part of. Maybe you've heard of us? (pop) I thought
so. Anyway, he has talked an awful lot of trash about
an awful lot of people. So what do we do about this
problem? We put a freakin' bounty on his head! (pop)
Whoever can initiate the most spectacular, vicious,
and original attack on Tobey Miliken (crowd boos) will
win the prize of $50,000, to be awarded at
Bruisermania!

(He strolls around in the ring.)

Now that I've taken care of that piece of business,
it's time to move on to some more. White Lightning
and Big Kev Nash! You two made a major mistake when
you attacked me at Bedlam after the match. Now, I'm
not going to go on and on, raising the usual
hullabaloo. I'm just going to tell you two that I
will have my revenge, and it will indeed be sweet.
You folks stay tuned to BMWF television, because if
there's one man who always delivers.it's me! Thank
you!

(Vernon exits the ring.)

FADE OUT

Witherspoon made Hector Barfza submit to the Binned in 0:06:07.
Rating: -*** 1/4

PA: FEED MY… FRANKENSTIEN!

(Alice Cooper’s “Feed my Frankenstein” screams from the speakers around the arena as green pyros shoot up from the stage. Witherspoon walks onto the middle of the stage and cracks his neck. He runs down the ramps and slides into the ring.)

PA: I’m a hungry man, but I don’t want pizza,

I’ll blow down your house and then I’m gonna eat ya!

(He rises up onto one knee and runs his hand over his buzzed hair. He rolls his neck and jumps to his feet. He climbs onto each turnbuckle and hits his chest once with his fist)

*End of the match*

(Hector tries to throw Witherspoon into the turnbuckle, but Witherspoon reverses it. Witherspoon lifts Hector onto the second ropes and hits a suplex on him. Witherspoon picks Hector up from the map and locks a bear hug on him, shaking his body around before throwing Hector down onto the mat. He lifts him up again, his back facing Witherspoon. Witherspoon then locks Binned onto Hector. Hector struggles briefly before reaching down to the mat and tapping out.)

(The camera comes onto Mike Donahue wearing a bandana around his head and a light jacket, tossing a few punches into the air. He then leans over a little bit and stretch, just as squall of some sort startles him.)

Mike D: Oh no. (He shakes his head, looking to where the camera pans to none other than Ric Frye, seemingly in wrestling attire.)

Mike D: Look here Frye, I don't need you to come to the ring with me this week. I thought you were still trying to figure out how to work the card key back at the hotel?

Frye: I got, this woman, oh woman won't cha... (He's hushed by Mike just placing a hand over Ric's mouth.)

Mike D: I make my debut tonight Ric, why don't you go say hello to Scott? He's right down the hall there.

Frye: Sure thing daddyo. Whooo..- (Again he's hushed by Mike. Finally Frye goes marching off.)

Mike D: Let's hope I crush Yaz as quick as that man can get on anyone's last nerve.

(The scene fades with Mike D taking off his bandana and getting ready for his match.)

(The lights in the arena fade, blackness filling every recess. Flash flares erupt from the ring-posts. Words appear on the BruiserTron which are accompanied by a deep booming voice)

VOICE: The light which experience gives is a lantern on the stern, which shines only on the waves behind us!

(Tobey is walking around the in the back. He has a worried look on his face. Bole goes for the interview)

Bole: So Tobey, you look a little worried.

Tobey: A little worried? Nah, not even one bit. Right now I am entering the zone.

Bole: The zone?

Tobey: That's right Bole the zone. The zone is a place where I can go and find my inner strength. THE ZONE, is a place where no man can touch me. The zone is what makes me strong tonight I AM IN THE ZONE!

Bole: So...

("The Director" Shawn Rollins walks in.)

Shawn: There you are Tobey, I was getting a bit concerned.

Bole: Concerned because there is a $50,000 bounty on Tobey right now?

Shawn: NO, Tobey can take care of himself I don't...

Tobey: I AM IN THE ZONE! There is nothing to worry about.

Shawn: Of course Tobey, who said they were worried? I'm not...

Tobey: I AM IN THE ZONE!

(Tobey leaves)

Shawn: He's in the zone.

Bole: Is that good?

Shawn: That, Bole, is very good.

Randy Valentino and Ultimate Guerrero battled to a double countout in 0:05:21.
Rating: 3/4*

(The Tunnys’ olive green Ford pickup slowly enters the parking lot and comes to a stop neatly inside one of the marked stalls. The driver’s side door opens and Scrappy Joe exits in his usual attire. Michael Bole approaches him timidly.)

Bole: Uh, Tunny? You here alone tonight?

Tunny: Well I ain’t with my invisible friend, Bole. What’s it look like?

Bole: Where’s Chuck?

Tunny: He’s restin’ up in that *bleep*ed up hospital in San Diego. Should be there another week or two.

Bole: Wow, he really got hurt, didn’t he?

Tunny: Will ya quit with the stupid questions an’ let me have my say?

(Tunny turns to face the camera.)

Tunny: Zeke, we’ve met in the ring, but never one-on-one like we’re gonna do tonight. I haven’t forgotten your sneak attack on me, an’ I’m gonna make damn sure tonight that you fully understand the price you’ve gotta pay for yer stupidity! Get ready, Zeke. You’re goin’ for a trip…deep into MY JUNGLE!

(Tunny walks off angrily.)

(Kevin Kellie is standing backstage when Truck walks
up to him.)

Truck: Pardon me, ma'am, but I was told I was s'posed
to have an interview here. Who's doin' it?

Kellie: Um, I'm Kevin Kellie, a man, and I'm the
interviewer.

Truck: You a man?

Kellie: Yes.

Truck: Really?

Kellie: Really:

Truck: Well, alright then. I ain't judgin' ya.

Kellie: Can we just do the interview please?

Truck: Knock yourself out.

Kellie: Okay. Truck, tonight you do battle with Rod
Killings. What are your thoughts on this match?

Truck: Now lemme tell ya somethin' now. Here I am,
the number eight contender to the World Title.WORLD
TITLE! Who they got me facin'? Some low-card nobody,
that's who! I tell ya, Miss Kevin, it's enough t'make
a man plumb mad!

Kellie: Have you ever considered that your easygoing
demeanor might have something to do with your spot on
the card? I mean, you rarely issue challenges, you
never really pick fights with anyone.

Truck: Yeah, well, excuse me for just doin' what I
love! Wrasslin' is great, and it's my life, but
dammit! Sure would be nice t'get a little more
respect 'round here!

Kellie: Well, you do have a match against BMWF legend
Scotty Scott at Bedlam this Monday. You've faced him
before.

Truck: Yeah, an' I got my @$$ handed to me. But you
know somethin'? This time 'round, things is gonna be
different. Scotty's a legend, an' I respect him
tremendously, but now it's Truck's time! First, Rod
Killings. Then Scotty Scott. From now on, whoever's
standin' 'cross that ring is gon' feel like they been
run over, 'cause that's exactly what's gon' happen.
The Truck is out of the garage, folks, and the Machine
from the Bayou is ready to roll! I'S GON' DO IT!
BOOM BOOM!

(Truck storms off.)

FADE OUT

(The lights in the arena fade once again, darkness claiming the building. Flash flares erupt from the ring-posts. Words appear on the BruiserTron which are accompanied by a deep booming voice)

VOICE: The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear!

Truck defeated Rod Killings when Rod Killings passed out in the Crawdad Claw in
0:03:36.
Rating: *

(The lights in the arena fade once again, shadows merging from thei hiding places. Flash flares erupt from the ring-posts. Words appear on the BruiserTron which are accompanied by a deep booming voice)

VOICE: The light is here! You shall know the truth, and that truth will make you free!!

(The arena lights fade)

P.A: FOLLOW ME INTO THE LIGHT

(Flash flares erupt from the ringposts, and In the Shadows by The Rasmus starts to play on the P.A. – Ezekiel makes his way down to the ring in a black hooded cloak. In one hand he carries the chair, in the other a set of handcuffs)
P.A: No sleep – No sleep until I’m done with finding the answer… (The flares continue to burn as he makes his way around the ring. Stopping by the timekeeper’s table he sets the chair up and places the handcuffs on it.)
P.A: I been watching - I been waiting - in the shadows for my time - I been searching - I been living - for tomorrows all my life… (Ezekiel climbs into the ring and stands in the centre. The cloak drops to the ground revealing him in a black leather kilt and black boots.)

MID-MATCH

(Ezekiel and Tunny are exchanging lefts and rights in the middle of the ring. Tunny hits a big hook sending Ezekiel to the mat. Tunny looks to capitalize and approaches Ezekiel, but is met by a drop toe hold followed by a leg-lock. Tunny manages to reach the ropes to break the hold; Ezekiel drags Tunny back to the middle of the ring, and places a few stomps to the inside of Tunny’s left leg.)

(Tunny with Ezekiel in the corner, Ezekiel whipped to the opposite corner – Tunny charges in but Ezekiel steps to the side and locks up Tunny hitting a big belly to back suplex. Ezekiel picks Tunny up and hits a kick to the gut, followed by the Bona Fide)

(All of a sudden the lights in the Live arena go out causing the sold out San Jose crowd to stir. They are bathed in darkness for what seems like hours when the Bruisertron begins to play a videopackage we see a small bedroom surrounded by darkness with only the moonlight to shed some light inside, in the corner appears to be a figure who we hear talking in a gritty voice...)

Voice: Only three days away...

The clock is ticking slowly...

Soon a new face shall arrive...

And soon things will change...

(There is suddenly a strike of lightning giving a quick glimpse of whom is speaking, rumbling thunder follows as the scene changes to scrolling words...)

IN THREE DAYS...HE SHALL ARRIVE...AXE...AXE...AXE!!

SO IT IS WRITTEN AND SHALL COME TO PASS!

(The Bruisertron blinks out and the lights come back up as the crowd stir with confusion and excitement...)

La Pakka pinned The Headhunter after hitting him with a foreign object in
0:02:38.
Rating: *** 1/4

("Thriller" by Michael Jackson blasts over the PA as La Pakka makes his way down to the ring. He stops once and a while down the aisle to dance with fans at rignside. Once insid ethe ring he dances more.)

Pakka: So it appears that I get to face someone other than Truck. I guess he is going to lose to Rod Killings now. I look to this evening as a breath of fresh air. Headhunter, you have come a long ways as I have to get here. Actually, I just had a shorter trip... But just the same, we have traveled to get to the BMWF. Now we cross paths for the first time ever. But your name essa, it confuses me. Are you kind of assassin, job finder, or just an a$$? I have no idea. But you come with creditals that speak for themselves. So that says alot for you, I am still trying to work my way up the ladder of success. You, Headhunter, will be just another rung on that ladder of success.

(Down below the arena floors. A man dressed in black is seen walking around the sewers. Up above him you can hear the crowds cheering and the ranting of Tobey Miliken. A close up of a hand is seen. The hand is wearing a ring. The ring is a skull with red rubies for eyes. The man takes his hands and pulls a hood up over his head. His voice sounds gruff. No light is shown upon his face. He speaks...)

Phantom: $50,000.00? I like it. It is time to show Mr.Miliken what we are capable of isn't it.

(Then a pit bull walks up with a slight growl.)

Phantom: Yes it is? Let's go.

(Kolic arrives at the San Jose Arena in his 2003 Black Accord, resulting in
a chorus of boos. As he exits the car, he gets a call on his cell phone.)

Kolic: Hey. It’s ready? Finally. You got the smell out too? Good. See you in
a second.

(A limo pulls up beside the Accord. Kate exits the limo holding the
Lightweight belt.)

Kate: Here it is, minty fresh. (She hands the belt to Kolic)

Kolic: Excellent. Tobey Miliken not only disrespected me, he disrespected
this belt and all it stands for. Of course, that isn’t much, considering
it’s the first title anyone wins. Next Bedlam, he will pay tenfold for his
disrespect.

Kate: I know the answer, this is for the masses in attendance: why not
tonight?

Kolic: No one will see it tonight, though a small part will be paid out in
his match. Tobey, if you’re listening, you can’t win. Period. You can
wrestle a great match, do everything right, and I won’t let you win. Just
hope you leave the match in one piece.

Kate: I’ve made the calls, everything is in place for Monday.

Kolic: Great! Even the...

Kate: Yes.

Kolic: Stupendous! I will win Vernon’s $50,000 challenge without any
difficulty. I’d better get ready for my match, I know Team Beautiful will be
a huge challenge...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kate: Haha, quite funny. Let’s go inside.

(Kolic and Kate enter the building together)

(Quiet Storm by Mobb Deep blasts over the PA system as Mafioso walks down
the ramp and slides into the ring. Mafioso calls for a mic)

Mafioso: Ryushi I just want you to know that tonight means nothing. It's not
even worth my time to come here to San Diego and kick your BLEEP but I am here
so I will do just that.

(Mafioso drops the mic waits for Ryushi to come out)

(The Eco-Mobile swerves into the parking lot and the motor is turned off. The
Eco-System steps out brandishing their gym bags.)

Inferno: Yo, Mineral, you got your clipboard tonight? Might need to collect
some more applications.

Mineral: Yeah, yeah, it's in my bag. I don't really have any applications yet-

Aquatic: Scrappy Joe Tunny.

Mineral: Ah. Yes. Scrappy. Wrote a 40-word essay, but got 76 for spelling
errors.

Aquatic: I also got a pretty good essay via mail from Ezekiel. I suggest you
look at it later.

Inferno: Sounds good. You think we might be able to get a good match at
Bruisermania after all?

Mineral: Bro.....we'll be in it. It can't be bad.

(Inferno and Mineral laugh and high-five.)

Aquatic: (rolls her eyes) You two are so juvenile. Are we going in or what?

Inferno: Yeah, sure.

(The Eco-System takes their bags and enters the building.)

FADE

(The scene open in the Prime Time locker room. Tamer is taping up his wrists
and hands. Kolic walks in. Kolic is holding a bottle of Coca-Cola and a
bottle of water.)

Tamer: Hey.

Kolic: Hey man. Here’s your water.

(Kolic tosses Tamer the water. Tamer catches it. Tamer opens the water
bottle and takes a drink.)

Tamer: You ready man?

Kolic: A bit of this Coke and I’ll be good to go.

(Tamer laughs as Kolic unscrews the coke bottle and taker a drink.)

Tamer: We’re facing a good team tonight.

Kolic: So?

Tamer: Nice attitude. We should be able to have it covered. We both got tag
experience.

Kolic: Oh yeah and you’re a former tag champ.

Tamer: And now you’re the Light Weight champion and I’m Gold Belt champ.

(Tamer begins putting on his gloves. Kolic finishes off his coke.)

Kolic: Ah. That was good. Now I’m ready.

Tamer: you enjoying the Prime Time life.

Kolic: Crazy yet awesome. I love it man.

Tamer: You got enough caffeine to take down some border hoppers?

Kolic: Can I put on my gear first?

(Tamer laughs)

Tamer: I guess so. I’ll hit the punching bag.

Kolic: Alright. I’ll get ready.

Tamer: hurry up. It’s almost Lucha Libre time.

(Tamer walks over to the punching bag as Kolic pulls out his gear from his
bag.)

FADE

Match with Special Referee Kolic:
William Black defeated Tobey Miliken in 0:08:36.
Rating: ** 1/4

("Back in Black" plays and Tobey Miliken makes his way to the ring. He is not showing off this time. Instead he has a look of determination in him. He slides under the ropes and grabs a mic. Shawn Rollins stands beside him.)

Tobey: Prime Time has issued a challenge. A $50,000 challenge to the man that has the best attack on me. Whats wrong Prime Time, you can't come up with something good enough yourself? You don't scare me. NOTHING SCARES ME. Black doesn't scare me. Kolic reffing the match doesn't scare me. I know that tonight Kolic will cheat to help Black win and you know what, that's fine with me. Let them cheat, but at the end of the night I WILL STILL STAND.
You can attack my character with things like I am gay which the elegant speaking of Mr.Showtime likes to point at. By the way Showtime, ain't that the pot calling the kettle black?
You can issue bounties on my head. You can walk down that ramp with a seven foot monster and beat the junk out of me, but at the end of the night I WILL STILL STAND.
I have fought with bigger and badder men then Prime Time, shoot I did that Monday night and Tyrone beat the heck out of me, I am man enough to admit it. BUT I AM STILL STANDING!
So throw your best at me. Give me what you got. But when the firing is over and the smoke clears, TOBEY MILIKEN WILL STILL BE STANDING. A wise man once said "That which doesn't kill us will make us stronger." Well you are looking at the worlds strongest man. NOW LET'S GET IT ON.

(Tobey throws the mic down, and the crowd is actually cheering.)

(William Black slings Tobey Miliken into the ropes. Miliken comes charging right into a massive spinebuster that practically kills him. Black stands in the corner signalling for the flying forearm that leads up to the Empty Chamber. Black connects. The crowd chants for the finisher. Shawn Rollins has climbed up on the Apron, but the special guest referee Kolic isn't having any of that and throws him inside the ring over the top rope. )

(Miliken applies The Directors Choice on Black. After 10 seconds, Black taps
out. Miliken releases the hold, thinking he won, but he turns around to find
Kolic sleeping. Miliken shouts at Kolic, who doesn’t wake up. Miliken picks
up Kolic and rears back for a punch, but Kolic ducks. Kolic Irish Whips
Miliken into the ropes and hits the Binary Blast.)

(Black wastes no time in applying the Black Lock. Miliken taps out, or at least Kolic says he does, and calls for the bell.)

(AFTER TOBEY'S MATCH)

(Tobey is standing in the ring when smoke fills the ring and the lights go off, except for the light of the Bruisertron which shows the image of a man. A blue light shines down upon Tobey.)

Phantom: Tobey, you are finally in the spotlight. How do you like it? Scarey isn't it? But this is what you have always wanted. The light is on you now.

You know I have wanted to take you down for some time now. I mean I lurk in the shadows of this federation and watch you run your mouth and show your arrogance and it would make me vomit. Literally I just got sick. Here was this proud, arrogant fool bragging over what? What have you to brag about Tobey? A failing movie career? A few hollywood fair weather friends? A manager that doesn't know the first thing about this business?

So what do you have to brag about Tobey? Nothing. You are a poor miserable soul. I see that soul. It is dark and lonely. It has nothing. And now I will destroy you.

>From now til Bruisermania you are going to wonder, who am I? You are going to look at every BMWF superstar in the back and wonder "Are you the phantom?" You will walk around every corner with one eye peeking around the corner and with one eye looking back to see if anyone is there.

Torture isn't it? But along the way I will have my little tricks and treats for example Mr.Miliken look above you right now.

(Then like a scene from Carrie, a bucket of blood falls on Tobey in the ring and the ring posts shoot fire out. Tobey slips and falls in the ring while keep his eyes on the phantom.)

Phantom: Let the games begin.

(The lights all come back on and on the screen there is a tomb stone with Tobey's name on it and a date. It is the date of Bruisermania.And three letters. R.I.P.)

(Darklord and one of his many offspring--Ravven--are sitting in Darklord's sanctum. Darklord takes a sip of some infernal brew from a cup made from the skull of one of his previous victims. Ravven has a Bruise-weiser.)

RAVVEN: Different people need different things. Some people need a family. Some people need titles. Some people need to rehash old storylines. Some people need to imitate the Lord of Darkness and his Darkside.

(Darklord says nothing. He just rolls his eyes back into his head and gets a menacing look upon his face.)

(The scene opens in an dark room. Tamer is standing in the middle of the
room barely visible.)

Tamer: Judge....You think you’re the law. You think you can run rabid-

*knock*

(Someone is knocking on the door.)

Tamer: Who is it?

Voice: It’s Couch.

(A light turns on and it can be seen Tamer is in the equipment room. Tamer
walks over and answers the door.)

Couch: What are you doing in here?

Tamer: Trying to do a promo. Why are you here.

Couch: I need a microphone.

(Tamer reaches over and hands Couch a mic.)

Couch: Thanks. Hey can I interview you real quick?

Tamer: Yes but make it quick.

Couch: You looking forward to teaming with Kolic tonight?

Tamer: Yes. He’s the newest member of Prime Time and it will be fun to tag
with him.

Couch: Okay thanks. That’s good enough.

Tamer: Whatever.

(Couch leaves. Tamer closes the door and turns off the light.)

Tamer: Judge you think you’re the law. You think you can run rabid. You
think you have the right to-

*Knock*

Tamer. What the?

(Tamer turns on the light and answers the door. Bole is on th other side.)

Bole: What was that?

Tamer: What was what?

Bole: I just saw Couch interviewing you.

Tamer: Just now?

Bole: Yeah. I thought I interviewed you?

Tamer: I was just trying to get rid of him.

Bole: Well I guess that’s okay. Plus he missed a very important question.

Tamer: And that would be?

Bole: Do you think Kolic and yourself can beat Team Beautiful tonight?

Tamer: Of course. They may be a great tag team. But Kolic and I have tag
team experience ourselves. I’m a former tag team champion and Kolic got very
close to winning the tag belts. I know team beautiful very well. I’m very
confident that The Light0Weight champ and I have this covered. All Team
beautiful has to do is....

(Tamer clears his throat.)

Tamer: Prepare To Be Tamed!

(Bole nods and walks out of the room. Tamer turns off the light and closes
the door.)

Tamer: Judge.... you think you’re the law. You..... think you can run
rabid. You... think you have the right to do what you want when you ant. But
you see-

*Knock*

Tamer: Ah, hell! *BLEEP* it.

(Tamer turns on the light and opens the door. Cherri Runnels is on the other
side smiling. Tamer shakes his head and walks past her and down the
hallway.)

Cherri: What did I do?

FADE

(Cameras go live outside of the San Jose Arena to see a Black Viper with white lightning bolts down the sides and a big lightning bolt on the hood pull up to the arena. White Lightning steps out with his signature full white suit and silver sunglasses on. He has a gym bag over his shoulder and the TV Title over the other shoulder. White Lightning begins to walk into the arena when he stops and see Big Kev over at his truck. White Lightning approaches Big Kev.)

White Lightning: Can you believe that bullBleep on Bedlam? Master Z is still alive, and almost kills Lowedown!

Kev: I know…I know, but tonight you have a chance to get back at Master Z

White Lightning: Too bad we couldn't get back at the Darkside and those 75 druids who attacked us.

Kev: Yeah, we were heavily outnumbered

White Lightning: We almost had them beat

Kev: Well, we better get inside

White Lightning: Master Z, tonight you might just go into a casket, but this time you won't be coming back to life.

(White Lightning smiles at the camera before catching up with Big Kev who as already started walking into the arena as the camera fades…..)

Prime Time (Kolic and Tamer) defeated
Team Beautiful (Rey Bucanerro and Tazan Boy) when Kolic pinned Bucanerro
with the Binary Blast in 0:10:17.
Rating: * 1/2

("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Team Beautiful make their way down the aisel. Rey and Tazan Boy slide under the ropes and lok out at the crowd as they walk past Tamer and Kolic.)

Rey: Odley botto locos, you know we come out here week after week and face the greatest tag teams that the BMWF has to offer.

Tazan: Tonight, we face a team that has never been together before.... That we can remember.

Rey: Do they understand the skill it takes to become a great tag team?

Tazan: We have been teaming for years down in Mexico.

Rey: Do they know what it takes to become tag team champions?

Tazan: We do. We have been there more than once you know.

Rey: Are they ready to face to luchadores extrodinere?

Tazan: They will never be ready for that.

(The Bruisertron shows the following message:)

2 late
2 win
4 you it’s over

(“Yesterday” by StainD plays over the PA, and the crowd starts to boo.)

You don’t know what you put me through
But it’s okay, I’ve forgiven you
But in some way, I hope it (BLEEP) with you
Hope it (BLEEP) with you

(Kolic walks to the ring wearing the Lightweight title and sneers at the
crowd. He jumps off the top rope and savate kicks the air.)

Yesterday
A boy and already afraid
Locked deep inside, my place to hide
To hide from how you made me feel

(Match Spot)

(Tazan Boy whips Kolic into the ropes, Kolic ducks under a clothesline, then
hits a dropkick. Kolic hits a standing dropkick. Kolic hits a hurricanrana,
then follows up with a frogsplash. He goes for the pin and gets a 2 count.
Kolic picks up Tazan Boy and hits another dropkick, leaving him hanging on
the second rope. Kolic rebounds off the far ropes and hits the 619. He
signals for the Slide Rule, handstands on the top rope, and hits the move.
He tags out to Tamer.)

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare over the PA in the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage. The Words, "The New Legend" flashes on the BruiserTron for a few moments. White Lightning walks down the aisle and enters the ring.)

White Lightning: SAN JOSE…

(White Lightning pauses and looks into the crowd before getting a smug look on his face.)

White Lightning: …YOU SUCK!!

(Crowd Boos Loudly)

White Lightning: Now, the reason I came out here tonight was to talk about the match I have with the BMWF World Champion Master Z. This match is not for the title and we all know why. Z was just too scared to chance his world title on a legend like myself.

(Crowd Boos)

White Lightning: Last Monday, Master Z surprisingly came back to "life" and tried to finish off Lowedown. Well, Z, I have talked to Lowedown, and it didn't work. Anyway, then Z goes off and hires the Darkside and about 75 Circus Freaks to come out and attack the rest of the bWo. Once again, Z, the bWo has dealt with you before. The countless @$$ kickings we gave you only a short time ago. It looks we are going to have to revisit those times.

(Crowd Cheers and some boo)

White Lightning: Master Z, I know many people claim that you are the best in the business and a legend. But…. Tonight, you step into the ring, with THE Legend, and yes, I am the best in the business today. So after tonight, you will realize, just like everyone else that I must be taken seriously. I'll leave you with this…. MASTER Z…

(White Lightning Pauses)

White Lightning: …YOU SUCK!!

(White Lightning throws down the mic and exits the ring as "Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX blares over the PA)

(The camera fades in to show Hardcore Harry stretching just before his match
with Mineral)

Harry: Bedlam…. what BLEEP awesome show huh? I stepped it up and I just
couldn’t get the job done against Tamer. What the hell is wrong with me?
First I lose at No Way In in one of the most important matches of my career
and then the following week I can’t even defeat Tamer? A man who I have
defeated several times!

(Harry stands up grabbing his water bottle taking a quick sip)

Harry: Now tonight I have to take on Mineral, HA, what a joke. I guess the
staff wants me to feel good about myself or something. Anyways a easy win
isn’t going to cheer me up, only one thing can cheer Hardcore Harry up and
that is a 100% Ultraviolent beat down on Pain!

(Harry walks over and opens his locker room door and begins to make his way
down the hallway as the camera follows him)

Harry: Day in and day out I walk out here and bust my @$$. HA, I am about to
right now and what do I get in return? A no good piece of trash with no
respect smashing into me with a car! Pain you almost took my life, but I
assure you I will take yours are Bruisermania. Only a few weeks away now
Pain. Can you hear it? I can Pain, I can here it so good and it sounds
great!!! The sound of your spinal column snapping in two as I continue to
brutalize and manhandle you!

(Harry comes up to the entrance steps and hears his name being called over
the microphone. “Back Up” by 12 Stones is heard blaring over the PA system)

Harry: Pain, your end is near, but until then I have to take out all my
frustrations on peasants such as this city boy tonight, Mineral and the U.S.
Champion next week but rest assured Pain, I will be there and I don’t want
you to back out now!

(Harry dumps some water over his hair as he walks up the steps and walks out
onto the entrance ramp…..)

Hardcore Harry defeated Mineral with the Hardcore Hell in 0:12:54.
Rating: ** 3/4

PA: ECO-LIFE! DEAL WITH IT!

(Evanescence's "Bring Me To Life" Mineral comes out from behind the curtain
brandishing a clipboard, his tag title belt, and a microphone. He walks down to
the ring to a mixed reaction, amiably chatting with a few fans. He steps up
to teh ring and walks
between the ropes. He puts the microphone up to his mouth.)

Mineral: Looks like you guys like me more than my brother. Let's keep that
our little secret, shall we? (Mineral laughs.) Anyway, before I face good old
Hardcore Harold tonight, I would just like to remind everyone that civility is
always the answer whe
looking to face the Eco-System. We prefer a nice, calm, and convincing speech
to a rant from an out-of-work movie star, thank you very much. And if you're
not used to acting like that, or you're basically illiterate, I only have
three words for you, and
those are...DEAL WITH IT! Hey, I rhymed!

(Mineral chucks the mike.)

**Attack after Harry/Mineral match**

(Immediately after the match, “Bodyguard” by Obie Trice blasts through the arena.)

“WHAT ‘CHA GONNA DO WHEN (BLEEP) HITS THE FAN?”

(Both Harry and Mineral look up the ramp. Suddenly, from behind Dreadnaught slides under the bottom rope with a steel chair.)

**CRACK**

(Dreadnaught slams the chair against the back of Hardcore Harry. Mineral turns around and charges Dreadnaught with a clothesline. Dreadnaught ducks and drops the chair. Dreadnaught hits a drop toe hold as Mineral bounces off the ropes and his face connect with the chair.)

**SMACK**

(Dreadnaught lifts Mineral up off the ground and hoists him into the air. Dreadnaught delivers a Dread-bomb to Mineral on the steel chair. After splattering Mineral, Dreadnaught calls for a mic.)

Dreadnaught: Mineral, you don’t even deserve to be mentioned by the Thug. But I am gonna break it down to you real simple! Don’t mess in my business. This is my life, and if you touch me one more time, I will leave you for dead! Tell your brother and his (BLEEP) the same thing!

(Dreadnaught looks over at Harry on the mat.)

Dreadnaught: And as for you Harry, you will get to feel the Dread-bomb on Monday night, so don’t feel left out!

(Dreadnaught stands up on the second turnbuckle and holds his hands high in the air as “Bodyguard” plays through the arena.)

(The camera cuts backstage to outside of the bWo locker room where The Judge and Judge Moody emerge from inside. They look around and are about to take a step out when Michael Bole rushes over.)

Bole: Hey guys, I knew you were just playin before! Let's start the interview!

(The Judge tries to slam the door shut but Michael Bole blocks it. Finally The Judge gives in and he and Judge Moody step outside.)

Judge: What do you want to know Michael?

Bole: Last week on Bedlam, you defeated Kolic in a non-title match with the help of Tobey Miliken. I just...

Judge: Now hold on Michael! What you just said right there was false! I did not have and did not need the help of Tobey Miliken...his actions were all on his own behalf. Just because the man actually appreciates the bWo like all of these California ingrates should, doesn't mean we are going to enlist him to help us win our matches!

(The crowd boos.)

Bole: Well later in the night, you had an altercation with Tamer, which led to a fistfight and you two crashing through a wall into the Women's Locker Room!

Judge: Tamer, what a fool! He needs to go to some anger management classes because all I did was accidently hit him with the locker room door! He should have been watching where he was going, but no! Mr. Big Prime Time Member had to act all mighty and tough and he got his @$$ kicked in the process! No futher comments on Tamer, don't even mention his name to me.

Bole: Well tonight you and Judge Moody team up to face the teams of Inferno and Aquatic and Tyrone Smith and Sarah Lyn.

Moody: Bole, those idiots don't even stand a chance! I mean, just take one look at them, those have to be the stupidest couples ever in BMWF history! I think Elektroshock and La Pakka would make a better couple! The Judge and I, although not a couple, are so much more talented than all of them put together!

Judge: Tyrone, you may have beaten me at No Way In, but tonight I will prove to the world that it was just a fluke when I pin you. That's right...I'm gunning for you Tyrone. Sarah Lyn, Inferno, and Aquatic...you better stay out of my way!

Moody: Tonight The Judge and I will put those other teams to shame, and...

Judge/Moody: THAT...IS...FINAL!

(The Judge and Judge Moody walk off as the camera fades.)

(The scene opens in Tyrone and Sarah's locker room. Sarah is warming up for their match by shadow boxing while Tyrone is sitting calmly on the couch)

Sarah: Babe, what's the problem?

Tyrone: Somet'in' just don't feel right...

Sarah: With what?

Tyrone: Well.... you....

Sarah: Tyrone...

Tyrone: Sarah, I'm sorry, but yo, ya've spent da last year an' a half makin' my life hell, an' now ya wan' back like not'in' happened. I can't do dat.

Sarah: Tonight, baby. I'm going to prove to you just how serious I am. I'm going to whoop the living hell out of all those little tramps like each of them were Rachel Pitt. I'm going into the ring Tyrone because of you. You know I don't like to fight

Tyrone: Yeah, I guess... but...

Sarah: But nothing. Look, I'm sorry for what I did to you, but at least I never went behind yer back like Rachel. I had at least THAT much respect for the issue. And now she's lying about the whole thing, saying she didn't like it. Then why is that idiot Miliken (Tyrone growls) and Black saying that Rachel and Tamer are together RIGHTNOW?

Tyrone: Black said what........

Sarah: You heard me. If Rachel didn't care about the kiss with that minute man, Tamer, then why is Black... the man you face at BruiserMania.. saying otherwise. I think he's out to get you baby. Black's trying to destroy you from the inside out. He's trying to use our unique situation with that tramp to get to you.... (speaks softly) Are you going to let him do that?

(Tyrone's facial expression has gone form calm to fierce)

Tyrone: Baby...

Sarah: Yeah?

Tyrone: T'ank ya for reminding me how much ya care.... T'night... ya fight dem chicks like 'twas Rachel... an' I'ma smash every one of dem chumps' skulls like it was Black....

Sarah: That's the Tyrone I know....

Tyrone: We're gonna show da whole world how wrong dey were 'bout ya... 'bout US!!!

(Sarah hugs Tyrone)

Sarah: If only you knew.............

(fade)

Triangle Match:
Inferno and Aquatic defeated Tyrone Smith and Sarah Lyn and
The bWo (Judge Moody and The Judge) when Aquatic pinned Sarah Lyn in 0:15:46.
Rating: * 1/2

PA: PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN......REMIXED.....NEW LEVEL OF VIOLENCE.....

(Cold's "Stupid Girl" plays over the PA system as Aquatic and Inferno come
out from behind the curtain. Aquatic has a devilishly evil smile on her face.
They walks down to ringside and slide into the ring. She motions for a
microphone, and is obliged.)

Aquatic: Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Bruisermania, Moody. Tick. Tock. Tick.
Tock. It comes all too soon for you, Moody. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Your reign
will end, and the title will come back to me: a REAL champion. Tick. Tock. Tick.
Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Bang.

(Aquatic's eyes get big, and her demonic smile widens. She drops the mike,
and begins to meditate in the corner, awaiting her opponent. Inferno picks up
the microphone she dropped.)

Inferno: You all best listen to what she has to say, because she makes good
on her promises. Anyway, I know Mineral mentioned it before, but I want to get
specific with someone that's been bugging me: TOBEY! IF. YOU. WANT. TO. FACE.
US. AT. BRUISERMANIA.
SEND. US. AN. ESSAY. AND. YOU'LL. BE. IN. THE. RUNNING. YOU. MORONIC.
BIOHAZARD. Thank you!

(Inferno hands the mike back to the stagehands.)

**interference in Judge’s match**

(Tamer jumps the rail with Gold Belt in hand. Tamer grabs The Judge off the
apron. Judge’s head slams on the apron. Tamer rears back with the title and
smashes it into The Judge’s Face. Judge is laid out. Tamer runs and jumps
back over the rail and through the crowd. Tamer is laughing as he glad hands
the fans while he heads to the back..)

Vernon Vanderbilt pinned Elektroshock with the End of the End in 0:04:07.
Rating: DUD

Scotty Scott and Pain defeated Dreadnaught and Latino Heat when Pain pinned Heat
after a Coronary in 0:08:50.
Rating: *** 1/4.

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as Scotty Scott steps out and the fans go wild. Pain walks out to join Scotty. They walk down the aisle together as a team. Scotty steps through the ropes as Pain steps over the ropes.)

Scotty: Dread, ya cost me a title that would have put me back on the right track. But ya just had ta stick yer nose in where it don't belong.

Pain: Dread... You will pay for what you have done....

Scotty: Pain and I have been talkin' 'bout all this....

Pain: Heat... You are just in the wrong place at the wrong time...

Scotty: Heat, yer just gonna be anotha victim like all the rest.

Pain: Dread, if you survive tonight..... You face the dog known as Hardcore Harry... Harry, it will be my pleasure to break you in half at Bruisermania.

Scotty: But Dread, we ain't gotta wait til Bruisermania... Let's start this right here.... TONIGHT!!!!!!

Pain: Hahaha!!!!!

Scotty: Dread and Heat... Beat us... IF ya's can.... Survive.... If we let ya's....

**Spot for match**

(Dreadnaught fires Pain into the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Pain just laughs as Dreadnaught bounces off of him. Dreadnaught again bounces off the ropes and attempts a clothesline, to no effect. Pain continues to laugh. Dreadnaught bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick to Pain’s knee. Pain drops to one knee, and Dreadnaught hooks his head for a DDT. Dreadnaught gets down to the mat and begins to choke Pain. Scotty rushes in and kicks Dreadnaught off of Pain. Dreadnaught stands up and begins screaming at Scotty. Pain gets up and as Dreadnaught turns around, he is caught with a large hand to his throat. Dreadnaught immediately hits a low blow that sends Pain reeling. Dreadnaught grabs Pain’s head and hits a bulldog. Dreadnaught drags Pain over to his corner and tags in Latino Heat.)

(Dreadnaught and Scotty are in the center of the ring. They tie up and Dreadnaught gets a headlock on Scotty. Scotty steps to the side and sends Dreadnaught into the ropes. Scotty hits a clothesline that sends Dreadnaught to the mat. Scotty pulls Dreadnaught off of the mat and hooks him for a belly to back suplex. Dreadnaught lands on his feet behind Scotty and hooks up a Cobra Clutch! Dreadnaught locks it on tight as Scotty tries to fight it off. Pain steps into the ring. Heat runs in and clotheslines Pain over the top rope. Dreadnaught drops back and sends Scotty’s head crashing against the mat. Dreadnaught points for Heat to go to the top rope. Latino leaps off with a frog splash. Dreadnaught leaps to the opposite turnbuckle and points down at Scotty. Dreadnaught connects with an LA Hangover and goes for the cover. 1…2…)

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare throughout the arena as the lights go out and Lightning Bolt Symbols flash throughout the crowd. White Lightning steps out onto the arena with a shiny robe on that reads on the back, "The Legend White Lightning". White Lightning has the TV Title around his waist. White Lightning walks down the aisle and suddenly, Big Kev Nash walks out behind him. Both men, enter the ring and await the beginning of the match.)

(Master Z walked to the ring wearing his World Title proudly. He points at a sign in the crowd that says "LOWEDOWN R.I.P" then continues to hold his title high and climb into the ring.)

(Upon entering the ring Master Z shoved White Lightning in the chest sending him on his back end in the center of the ring. Master Z ran at him and drop kicked him in the chest sending him the rest of the way down. Master Z then unstrapped the title from around his waist and the match started.)

Late in the match Master Z grabbed White Lightning around the throat and launched him (over the top rope and to the outside. Master Z followed him out slamming him into the ringsteps, pole, then into the guardrail. Master Z bodyslammed his opponent into the concrete before rolling him back into the ring just beating the 10 count.)

(To finish the match Master Z executed an Atomic Driver on White Lightning. As the show ended, Master Z grabbed a mic.)

Master Z: Look at Lowedown now! Where is your hero now?

The crowd booed loudly

Master Z: That clown is 6 feet under, that's where he is! HA HA HA HA HA...

Card rating: * 3/4