The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

(Lowedown and Flame are seen making their way into the OnCenter with Dozer walking behind them with a menacing stare. Lowedown stops by the concession table and grabs a cup of coffee and then hands one to Dozer. Flame leans against one of the production trucks as she fiddles with her hair. Lowedown looks over and tilts his head as he questions her...)

Lowedown:What's with you hon? You usually aren't this fidgety.

Flame:I didn't know you and Dread could drink so d@mn much! You closed the bar down! I was even trashed off my @$$!

Dozer:He's got a liver made of steel my dear. It's invincible I tell ya.

Lowedown:This...this is true. I tell you one thing though...

Flame:What's that?

Lowedown:Dread and I may fight like big rottweilers in the ring against each other, but we always see eye to eye when it comes to drinking. That's just pure fact!

Flame:I thought I was going to lose it one time.

Lowedown:You don't do shots with the big dogs baby! You have to pace yourself now and then. Rome wasn't built in a day ya know.

Dozer:Your liver on the other hand...

Lowedown:Ah shaddup! You're here to be the muscle brother.

Dozer:Hey brother, I'm bigger and better looking than you.

Lowedown:Not bigger where it counts buddy!

Flame:Oh would you two stop it? You guys are such dorks!

Both Lowedown & Dozer:Ah shaddup!!!

(As all three of them continue to goof off, Slim Jim Sullivan makes it way over to talk to them. Lowedown turns around and pretends to leave, but turns around and smiles at Slim...)

Slim:Lowedown, I wanted to talk to you about last week's match up between you and the Judge and the assault on Tyrone Smith that allowed you to keep that World Heavyweight title from...

Lowedown:Being stolen from me? You're absolutely right about that Slim! Last week, Commish D decides to pull this bullbleep stunt and puts my title on the line in a match that I'm not even in! My brother Ash came down from Australia to watch my back and he gets thrown in a match!

Dozer:The Commish had no right to do that!

Slim:So you came down when the referee was out and brutally attacked Tryone so that Ash could pick up the win and keep you title?

Lowedown:No, no, no my hair challenged friend. I knew Ash had Tyrone right where he wanted him. What I did...was just for fun.

Slim:For fun? I don't understand.

Lowedown:What part don't you understand? At Tokyo Terror, Tyrone attacked me like a lil' punk BLEEP and I don't care for whiny lil' punk BLEEPS attacking me like that. Just like those Brotherhood lil' BLEEPS attacking me like a pack of wild dogs. Well you know what boys and girls? It seems like I have a lil' more back up than you thought.

Slim:Dozer, you're back after a lengthy absence and you look more fierce and bigger than ever. Where have you been?

Dozer:I have training and putting alot of focus on coming back here to watch my brother's back. I will be watching Lowe's back and I'll be watching Ash's back and I will be watching my sister in law's back here anytime they need it.

Slim:So in a way, you're the equivalent of White Lightning's Big Kev?

Dozer:Big Kev? You mean that joke with the bad knees and overbite? Big Kev is a joke and even he knows it! He's over the hill and he can't hang with me! I am the ultimate in protection and if he sticks his nose in Lowe's business or Ash's business, I'll give him a powerbomb he'll never get up from! That simple enough for you Slim?

(Slim takes a step back as Dozer glares at him. Lowedown pulls him back over and places his arm around him...)

Lowedown:It's alright Slim. He's just hungry.

Slim:Um...okay. Last week you had an incredible match against your former BWO partner and friend the Judge. It was an actual match where no one actually intefered.

Lowedown:Wasn't that a wierd moment? Lowedown and the Judge went toe to toe all night long and gave all my peeps something to see! The Judge was sneaky and occasionally underhanded which made the match even better than I thought. The Judge showed me something last week and it made me proud to call him a friend here in this business. The Judge has always had my respect and he fought like a true competitor. Don't you wish we had more actual competitors like that?

Slim:Well I...

Lowedown:Of course you do Slim.

Slim:Tonight, you face the Headhunter. A tough wrestler here in the BMWF who is making his way up the ranks and...

Lowedown:And what? And is with Prime Time? And likes to paint and draw unicorns? I don't give a rat's @$$ to be honest! Yo peep this Head! You are a great competitor and maybe someday, a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long...

(Takes a deep breath...)

Lowedown...long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long amount of training and believing in yourself...you may some day make it to the big leagues. Instead of being nothing but a low class, mid-carder, no talent, melee mouth sonofableep who is next on the list to get his @$$ whooped! Ya feel me?

(The crowd starts to chant "HELL YEAH!" until Lowedown manages to stop them...)

Lowedown:WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Hold up my peeps! We have to change something just a tad if you will. Now, I was informed by the Commish that I was slightly infringing on Stone Cold Bruiser's use of colorful expressions. So, instead of the "HELL YEAH!", we need to change it up a bit. Now, I think we are going to have to go with the peeps saying, WE FEEL YA!" I think. Is everyone cool with that? Ya feel me?

Crowd:WE FEEL YA!

Lowedown:I like it.

Dozer:It has a nice ring to it.

Flame:Kind of catchy if you ask me.

Lowedown:Look Slim, tonight I will show the Headhunter exactly why I am the World Heavyweight champion and and then this monday night when the Judge and I team up against Scotty and Z, we are going to light the place up plain and simple! Now Slim, if you'll excuse me...I have some business to take care of.

(Slim steps to the side as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame make their way to the locker room area...)

Fade...

(The Bruisertron lights up and we a view of the parking lot at the OnCenter in Syarcuse, New York. As the camera pans to its right we see a black 1969 Pontiac GTO slide into a space with the stereo blaring from inside. As the engine is shut off the door is kicked open and we see Axe dressed in his Darkening t-shirt with black leather jacket, faded Denim jeans and black Doc Martins. His brown/blonde hair is still long and lays tangled in front of his face. He grabs his Tag Team Championship belt along with his duffel bag riding shotgun and locks up his car stopping to light up a Marlboro cigarette before entering the arena for BMWF Live.)

Axe: You want a rematch boys...you got your rematch!

(Axe then walks off as the Bruisertron blinks out.)

(A taxi pulls up to the arena and the back door opens almost before the cab comes to a complete stop. Dizi tumbles from the back seat and looks up at the arena, bouncing lightly in her excitement. Donnie pays the driver and climbs out, dragging Dizi's bag out of the back seat.)

Dizi: Come on, come on, come on!

Donnie: What did you pack in this thing?

Dizi: I don't know... my gear, I guess.... You think they have a pizza stand here?

(The siblings head into the arena.)

Donnie: You think you could concentrate on Bertha Rosetti tonight?

Dizi: Who's that?

Donnie: Your opponent for tonight!

Dizi: Oh, okay! (starts to wander off) I'm going to look around!

(Donnie grabs her hand and drapes her bag over her should by the strap.)

Donnie: No! We're going to find your dressing room and you're going to get ready for your match. I'm not going to have you late to the ring because you're in the back lacing up your boots.

Dizi: Fine! I'll go get ready for Beulah Rotunda...

Donnie: Bertha... Bertha Rosetti....

Dizi: Who's that?

Donnie: She's your... Nevermind. We'll worry about her after you're ready for your match.

(Dizi follows her brother in search of her dressing room.)

Danielle "Dizi" MacPhearson defeated Bertha Rosetti with the Dizi Sleeper in 0:02:15.
Rating: -** 3/4

("Bad Reputation" by Halfcocked plays over the PA system. The crowd looks at the entryway with mild interest wondering who is coming out. Dizi, wearing her neon blue and black ring attire, walks out with Donnie, wearing a three piece suit, beside her. He leads her towards the ring, stopping several times to drag her away from fans she's stopped to talk with. They finally make it to the ring where Dizi amuses herself waving to the fans.)

<<later>>

(The bell sounds and Bertha charges at Dizi. Dizi takes Bertha to the mat with a drop toe hold. Dizi bounces up and smiles at Bertha, waiting for her to get up. Bertha makes it to her feet and charges at Dizi again. Dizi grabs her arm and whips her into the ropes, nailing her with a dropkick on the rebound.)

(A few people applaud and Dizi wanders over to the ropes and waves at them. A guy in the front row waves back. Dizi smiles at him and slides out of the ring. She goes over and strikes up a conversation with the fan. The referee starts to count her out. Donnie rushes to the other side of the ring and pulls Dizi away from the fan. He shoves her back towards the ring. Dizi sighs and slides back into the ring. She gets to her feet and smiles at a somewhat surprised Bertha Rosetti.)

<<later>>

(Dizi whips Bertha into the corner. Dizi backs into the opposite corner, then follows in after Bertha with a cartwheel splash and three back elbows. Dizi steps away and Bertha falls forward onto the mat. Some people in the crowd cheer and Dizi wanders over to the ropes and waves at them. Donnie, outside the ring, starts yelling at her and motioning towards Bertha.)

(Dizi turns and looks surprised to see Bertha on the canvas. Bertha is trying to push herself up and is shaking her head as if trying to clear it. Dizi looks out at the crowd pantomimes 'watch this.' Dizi grabs Bertha's wrists, drags her to the center of the ring, and applies the Dizi Sleeper. Bertha submits and Dizi releases the hold.)

(Dizi bounces to her feet and the ref raises her hand in victory. Donnie joins Dizi in the ring for a quick celebration. Donnie then starts herding Dizi towards the back, managing to keep her away from the people at ringside, so the next match can start.)

(The camera swings around the locker room and zooms in on the door of the Urban Legends. The camera man knocks and the door is opened by Chuck Tunny. The camera walks in and looks around the plush locker room. Dreadnaught steps up to the camera.)
Dreadnaught: You cats are here just in time for the pep talk. See, these are young hungry lions, and I just gotta keep them biting in the right direction!

(Dreadnaught walks up to Scrappy Joe.)

Dreadnaught: Joe, you got a tough draw tonight! That Box has a bigger empty head than Tyrone! And he is twice as stupid!

Joe: How does that make it a tough match?

Dreadnaught: See, he isn’t smart enough to value his own life! He will drop himself over a cliff if he thinks it will get him a win! He is dangerous BECAUSE he is stupid! So, take your time, and pick that frustrated office jockey apart! Chicago is full of trash, and these people of Syracuse know it!

(The fans cheer loudly.)

Dreadnaught: Make the Legends proud!

(Dreadnaught pats the back of Tunny before walking over to Mafioso and Black.)

Dreadnaught: How are you two doing? I hope you got your game on point, because we could be hitting gold tonight! Black, you had that title in your hands once, don’t let it slip away again! Tamer don’t deserve to hold that strap, and you need to take it from him! And Maffy, you remember how Scotty jacked us up on Bedlam?

(Mafioso shakes his head in agreement.)

Dreadnaught: Take his family member, Sy, apart tonight! Pull his arms from his body and destroy him! Show Scotty what we will do to him if he ever crosses paths with us! This is a new day for the Urban Legends. You fellas do some damage tonight!

(Dreadnaught walks away and looks to where Reno is sitting in a very dark corner.)

Dreadnaught: Reno is getting his mind focused, so I ain’t gonna screw that up. Since he came back, he has been focused on one thing: and that is causing damage! He ian’t the Pretty Boy no more! This is a devil on two legs! Scotty don’t stand a chance!

(Dreadnaught looks back as Reno stands up and looks into the camera. His eyes appear red and enraged!)

Dreadnaught: That’s your time. You better hit the bricks before I unleash the devil on you!

(The camera turns around and walks out of the locker room, leaving the closed door behind.)

Michael Miracle pinned Yaz Hamaguchi with the Bassline in 0:05:29.
Rating: * 1/4

(Lowedown is seen stretching out in the locker room when he hears a loud crash from outside. Lowedown grabs his baseball bat and rushes out of the locker room and sees Dozer standing over the body of Big Kev. Dozer picks up a steel chair and slams it down on the back of Big Kev again. Lowedown then looks back up at Dozer who has a great big smile on his face and then drops the steel chair down to the side...)

Lowedown:What's up with this?

Dozer:I saw him and I for some reason automatically didn't like his attitude. So, I whooped his big @$$!

Lowedown:What is this all about? You attack Big Kev for no real reason other than he looked at you?

Dozer:Well, I can't say that he "looked" at me persay. I just felt like kicking his sorry @$$! Something about him being a "protector" just BLEEPS me off!

Lowedown:Well, get his sorry @$$ away from our locker room would ya? He's already stinkin' up the joint!

(Dozer begins to pick up Big Kev off of the floor when he suddenly decides to hoist Big Kev up in the air and catches the top of Big Kev's head on the ceiling before driving him down onto the concession table with a powerbomb. Dozer stands over Big Kev and smiles...)

Dozer:There's new muscle in this federation pal and you're looking at him! Think about it the next time you get in family business!

(Dozer walks back into the locker as the EMT's make their way to where Big Kev is laying and attend to him...)

fade...

(The camera cuts backstage where Judge Moody is shown walking down the hallway when all of a sudden she stops short and stares down the hall...where The Judge and Aquatic are shown standing talking to each other.)

Moody: Who the hell does she think she is?

(Judge Moody grabs a steel chair lying in the hall and goes to rush forward but Aquatic enters The Judge's locker room and closes the door so Moody just tosses the chair down.)

Moody: I can't believe that woman! Who does she think she is managing my client! I took a little break off of managing The Judge to compete in the Women's Division and Aquatic thinks she can take over! But I know her real intentions...she really wants to get me so angry that she will have the upper hand in future Women's title matches. But just like I proved at Tokyo Terror, Aquatic will never have the upper hand against me!

(A locker room door suddenly opens next to Judge Moody and out walks Francine, without noticing Judge Moody.)

Moody: You know what...this will have to do!

(Judge Moody runs forward, grabbing Francine by the hair and smashing her face into the wall. Judge Moody grabs Francine again, this time tossing her into a bunch of crates in the hallway.)

Moody: I know you're not Aquatic, but you're the closest thing to her at the current moment, so don't take this personally Francine. Just consider it being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

(Judge Moody walks away, stepping on Francine's stomach as she does so. The camera fades.)

Judge Moody, Jacklyne J. and Athena Hashi defeated
Aquatic, Sarah Lyn and Francine in
0:08:07.
Rating: * 1/4

PA: PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN!

("Going Under" by Evanescence played over the PA System as Aquatic came out to a mixed reaction. Her hair was pulled back into a ponytail, and she held her clipboard. She walked down to the ring, slid the clipboard into the ring, and hopped up to the apron. She walked in between the ropes and picked up her clipboard and a microphone.)

Aquatic: Fun, fun, fun! Another meaningless Live tag match. Well...I suppose I shouldn't really call them meaningless. They allow me to scout out the competition, I suppose. But seriously, I should get partners I can trust to pull their own weight, and believe me, none of my partners today are exactly all-stars. Oh well...hey, shout-out to Dizi! Good job on getting in, and I hope you enjoy settling into the monotony of this division. Of course, by joining and working with me, you could propel both our careers to great heights without much difficulty. But if you don't, the monotony willset in again, and of course, you will at some point need to be preapred to.....

Aquatic/Crowd: FEEL MY PAIN!

(The lights in the arena start flickering to a crimson red.)

PA: All things run red, Now so will you!!!!

("Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and jacklyn comes
out from behind the curtain. Jacklyn runs down the ramp and slides in the
ring. Jacklyn J. jumps onto a turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd. Jacklyn
does a backflip off and waits for her partners to start the match.)

Finish for Women's match***

(Judge Moody and Sarah Lyn are the legal women and Moody takes Sarah down with a snapmare. Sarah Lyn gets back to her feet but Judge Moody begs her to tag in Aquatic. The crowd cheers as Sarah Lyn walks over to her corner and tags out to Aquatic. Aquatic rushes the ring, taking down Judge Moody with a clothesline. Aquatic knocks Jacklyn J and Athena Hashi off of the ring apron, but as she turns around, Judge Moody knocks her with a roundhouse kick to the head. Judge Moody heads to the top turnbuckle but Francine runs into the ring and at Moody. Judge Moody then leaps off the top turnbuckle, over Francine, and hitting Aquatic with the Moody Slam. Jacklyn J takes Francine out of the ring as Moody covers Aquatic.)

(Ignition is walking backstage. He arrives at his locker room door. He stops suddenly, his head cocked slightly as he notices a note taped onto the door:)

u’re lukky u wernt at bedlam.

u escaped a beating.

your luk wont last!

PA: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES…THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
(“Last Resort” By Papa Roach blares over the PA as Ash makes his way from the back. He makes his was to the ring and surveys his opponent almost laughingly. )

(Ash quickly gains control of the match with a lockup that he uses to drive a knee into the midsection of AJ. As AJ drops to the ground gasping for breath Ash drives a boot into the back of his head sending him face first into the mat. Ash realizes the unevenness of the match and begins to toy with AJ in the ring. Between moves Ash slaps him around and he drastically oversells AJ’s moves to the point of gross embarrassment on AJ’s part. However, during this comical approach by Ash AJ manages to take brief control of the match and almost gets the win in a roll-up. After Ash kicks out he quits screwing around and very quickly ends the match. Ash goes to whip AJ into the ropes, but instead grabs a handful of his hair and pulls him backwards into the Lethal Injection. Ash quickly goes for the cover and then signals for a mic.)

Ash: Asylum, this Monday… be ready, because I will.

(Ash tosses the mic after this simple warning and heads to the back.)

*Earlier Today*

(Cameras go outside of the Madison Square Garden to see a long White Limousine pull into the parking lot. The driver steps out and opens the back passenger door. Out steps White Lightning in his signature full white suit, with Silver Sunglasses on. Stepping out after his is Big Kev Nash wearing a black suit with a gym bag over his shoulder. Both men begin to walk into the arena.)

White Lightning: By Any Chance do you know whom I face tonight?

Big Kev: Yeah, Dreadnaught again

White Lightning: Good, people will see that his win against me on Bedlam was nothing but a fluke. A Legend like myself doesn't lose more than once to the same guy

Big Kev: Too bad Ash, had his buddies out there on Bedlam, we would have really laid him out bad.

White Lightning: True, I'm done worrying about Ash for now, I've got that All-American Title on my mind! I am someone who represents the success of America. Besides, Kev, Commissioner Dangle and myself both being career killers, I'm sure he would want to see my wearing that All-American Title. Soon, I'll be the All-American Legend!

Big Kev: What are you doing after the show?

White Lightning: I have to fly down to Washington DC

Kev: Why?

White Lightning: The President is going to endorse me as American's Champion! That will really assure me victory!

Kev: Alright, let's get inside

(White Lightning and Big Kev walk into the arena as the camera fades….)

(The scene opens up backstage at the OnCenter in Syracuse, New York. We're in the mens locker room where "The Rock Star" Tai Hashi is sitting by his locker, sitting on a wooden bench with a white electric guitar on his lap. He plucks a string, turns the knobs on the top until finally the guitar is tuned up properly. He begins playing a riff.)

Tai Hashi: (Singing) Take me out to Paradise City....where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...take me home!

(Tai is suddenly interupted by a knock on the door, Tai puts the guitar to one side and stands up.)

Slim Jim Sullivan: Well, I was wondering if I could have a few words with you, tonight?

Slim Jim Sullivan: Thank you. On Bedlam last Monday, you defeated Brotherhood member Hardcore Harry. That's a pretty big win for you, Tai. Congratulations, but tonight you face his fellow Brotherhood member, Ignition. What are you're thoughts?

Tai Hashi: Well, the Brotherhood sucks! So does Hardcore Harry and so does Iggy. I defeated Hardcore Harry and humiliated him in the home of pro-wrestling, Madison Square Garden! I humiliated the man who think he can humiliate our World Champion, Lowedown. Hardcore Harry humiliates himself week after week with his rubbish wrestling skills, I've seen women wrestle better than you Harry. Ignition though, the best young-gun in the business....pfft! Iggy, you may have been given all that credit, you may have won quite a few matches but face it Ignition, when you turned on the fans you shoved all that out the window and now you're just like everybody else in the Brotherhood, a sad loser! Tonight, I will prove to you that's what you really are, I will prove I am better than anyone in the Brotherhood. Tonight, I will prove that Mr. Persistence is a strategy, not a gimmick!

(The camera cuts backstage to the OnCenter arena parking lot earlier in the day where a blue Thunderbird zooms into the lot and parks up close to the building. The driver side door opens and out steps The Judge to a huge crowd pop! Slim Jim Sullivan rushes over to The Judge as he grabs his bags from the trunk.)

Slim: Judge! Last week on Bedlam you came up a little short against LoweDown, but even LoweDown admitted that you put up one hell of a fight. How does it feel to come so close to the World Championship but come up a little short in your birth town?

(The Judge takes off his sunglasses and stares at Michael Bole.)

Judge: Are you kidding me with a question like that Michael? Why don't you just move aside so The Judge can address his Jury!

(The Judge grabs the mic from Michael Bole and stands in front of him.)

Judge: How is my Jury doing here in SYRACUSE, NEW YORK?

(The crowd cheers.)

Judge: Tonight all you New Yorkers are going to witness a special treat...the beatdown of a Brotherhood member! Now this might not seem so special, because let's face it, the Brotherhood gets beatdown all the time, but tonight will be special because tonight features The Judge going one-on-one with my Co-Tuff Enuff Winner, Hardcore Harry!

(The crowd boos for Hardcore Harry.)

Judge: Harry must think he is on top of the world now, being in this macho man stable with former World Champions Master Z and Scotty Scott, but haven't you noticed something Harry...you're nothing but the Brotherhood's errand boy! They want someone to clean up their mess, and when they thought of mess, they must've thought of you Harry...that's the only reason you're in there! Master Z, Scotty Scott, hell, even Ignition all have what it takes, but the question is, do you have what it takes Harry? You think I'm lying...then prove me wrong tonight!

(The crowd cheers.)

Judge: So Michael Bole, I know I stole your mic, so I'll make this brief. Tonight right here in SYR-A-CUSE, The Judge will defeat Hardcore Harry, and...

Judge/Crowd: THAT...IS...FINAL!

(The Judge walks into the building as the camera fades.)

(Hardcore Harry goes for a clothesline on The Judge but Judge ducks underneath it and when Harry turns around, The Judge hits him with a sidekick. The Judge picks Harry back up and whips him into the ropes. As Hardcore Harry returns, The Judge goes for a leapfrog over Harry, but Hardcore Harry catches him on his shoulders in a perfect position for the Hardcore Hell. Harry hoists The Judge up for extra leverage, but before he can slam The Judge down, The Judge reverses the move into a hurricanrana schoolboy pin!)

(The scene opens up outside The Darkening locker room where we see Michael Bole standing by ready to go.)

Bole: As you can see I am standing outside The Darkening's locker room hopefully about to get an interview with the both of them.

(Bole knocks on the door a few times and gets no answer. He tries again but still no sign. Bole turns going red a little embarassed as he tries for the final time and the door is suddenly yanked open where we see Axe with a cigarette hanging from his mouth.)

Axe: What do you want Bole?

Bole: An interview from you two if possible?

Axe: No dice.

Bole: Come on Axe...ple-

Axe: Spoon ain't here so you just get me...

Bole: That's fine!

Axe: Ya damn right it is.

(Axe comes out and closes the door behind him ashing the cigarette as Bole is ready to conduct the interview.)

Bole: Tonight you and Witherspoon face Team Beautiful in a rematch do you think you two can pull off a victory?

Axe: I know without a shadow of a doubt that we can give those two another "L" to put on the board. They want to say we won by a fluke well tonight that all stops when we beat them again and show those two morons who they are dealing with...and that is the best damn tag team this federation has to offer. Now you can call me big headed and cocky but I am not Bole. I just state the truth when I see it, and when I see this (Taps his Tag Championship belt) I know it means your the best period.

Bole: It seems you two are rather popular as next week you face Hollywood Inc. with those titles on the line in a hardcore match and not only that but Box and Sledge at the next Pay-Per-View.

Axe: Ya know Tobey and Ezekiel must have been praying to the Gods being stuck in those hospital beds cause' we're going to exact our revenge for that little stunt they pulled at Bedlam. That crap doesn't fly and at Bedlam there going to feel first hand what it's like when you mess with us for the LAST time. They better schedule another stay at the hospital because we are going to give those two a beating they will never forget. If you thought the Ladder match was brutal you ain't seen nothin' come Bedlam!

(Axe takes a hit from his cigarette and exhales the smoke from his mouth before continuing...)

Axe: Now as far as Sledge and Box they want us in perfect condition which they will get and you nor they have to worry about the titles changing hands cause these beauties are staying around our waists. Mafioso and Tunny were quite unhappy last week and I am sure they can get themselves another shot...if there lucky...but they can thank Hollywood Inc. who we will DESTROY in that ring come Monday.

Bole: Do you have a plan for tonight?

Axe: The plan is plain and simple Bole. Step inside the ring, kick some *Bleep*, walk out...STILL the champs...celebrate the victory with some cigarettes and beer and focus on the next pitiful victims. That's the plan.

Bole: Well thanks for the interview and good luck to the both of you.

Axe: Go tell Team Beautiful that not me Bole.

(Axe then walks back in the locker room and slams the door as the scene goes out.)

The Darkening (Axe and Witherspoon) defeated Team Beautiful (Tazan Boy and Rey Bucanerro) in 0:12:48.
Rating: * 1/2
(The Darkening retained the BMWF World Tag Team Titles.)

(The Oncenter is bathed in darkness as they hear the laughter of children followed by taunting and teasing when suddenly a huge pyro erupts at the front entrance as Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" blares from the speaker systems. The sold out capacity crowd roar with boos and begin their chants.)

(As the cloud of smoke clears The Darkening are seen standing on the stage with their Tag Team Titles around their shoulders. Witherspoon is wearing his new t-shirt with camo pants and black boots with Axe with the exactly same shirt but wearing torn denim shorts, leather jacket, and black Doc Martins. He also has his kendo stick in his right hand.)

(The two methodically make their way down the ramp ignoring the crowd before the they both slide into the ring and climb opposite turnbuckles and raise their Tag belts high in the air soaking in the boos and obscenities from the capacity crowd. They jump down and receive a mic from the announcer as Axe places his kendo underneath the turnbuckle and walks over to the center of the ring and goes to lift the mic up to speak but the chants begin.)

ONE SIDE OF CROWD: SPOON SUCKS! SPOON SUCKS!

OTHER SIDE OF CROWD: AXE-HOLE! AXE-HOLE! AXE-HOLE!

(Axe rallies the crowd even more and grins from ear to ear enjoying the chant as Witherspoon smiles.)

Axe: Thank you! Thank you! Say hello to your BMWF Tag Team Champions!

(Crowd boos.)

Axe: Team Beautiful tonight you get your rematch you wanted and in this same night you will realize the men you face are not flukes. We are not lucky...we are the true competition in the tag team division whether you like it or not! When we cover you for the one, two, three you'll finally get through your heads that we deserve to have these straps I guess that's why you lost in the first place and are no longer a champion!

(Crowd boos.)

Axe: I don't why your booing it's not like you guys like those Burrito eatin', border jumpin' Mexicans! I mean they walk out actin' like every single woman likes them when in actuality they are trying to reach for their pepper spray! There full of their own self importance!

(Crowd boos.)

Axe: You New York people are idiots! Not like New Jersey...

(Crowd begins to roar with boos.)

Axe: Shut up! Anyways...Team Beautiful give it your best shot, hell you can bring your friends down the "Brotherhood" but it won't do a damn thing! So get out here so we can get this over with!

(Axe hands the mic back as Axe removes his leather jacket and puts it outside the ring as he gets prepared with Witherspoon discussing a plan.)
("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Team Beatiful walk out. They are greeted by the jeers of the fans. The turn their noses up to some of the female fans at ringside as they enter the ring. They walk around the ring and have a really BLEEPED look on their faces.)

Rey: You know... Last month we were robbed of our tag team titles.

Tazan: How can the Darkening sleep at night when they know that they stole our belts?

Rey: We have worked hard to get where we are now....

Tazan: D@mn hard to get where we were and then have our belts stolen.

Rey: Darkening... You knew we would get a return match.

Tazan: Then after tonight, we will walk out of here as the Tag Team Champions....

Rey: We will bring back our belts and add them to the ever growing collection that the Brotherhood will have once again.

Tazan: By any means nessessary... We will lie....

Rey: We will definitely cheat....

Tazan: And you know we will steal....

(During the match)

(Witherspoon is in the ring and has just clotheslined Re Buccanaro. He stomps on Rey’s chest, causing him to writhe about on the floor in pain. Spoon drops to the mat and locks a head lock on Rey and pulls on it. Tazan Boy gets into the ring to stop it, but Spoon drops the hold and hits a big boot to the face. Witherspoon whips Rey towards Axe, who chokes him on the ropes as Witherspoon locks in a boot choke on Tazan. Witherspoon releases the choke at the 4 count and then kicks Tazan out of the ring. Witherspoon grabs Rey and throws them into the ropes, and then hits an Atomic Drop when he bounces back. He drops down and makes to cover, but Rey kicks out at the 2 count.)

(Later)

(Axe just made the tag to Witherspoon, and Witherspoon just hit a clothesline on Tazan Boy. Rey comes running into the ring and Witherspoon clotheslines him too. Tazan struggles to his feet only to have Witherspoon German Suplexes him. He grabs up Rey and throws him out of the ring, sending him crashing to the floor. Witherspoon and Tazan boy exchange punches in the middle of the ring, until Witherspoon hits a haymaker to Tazan’s gut, followed by an atomic drop. Witherspoon stomps on Tazan Boy’s back, then lifts him up and throws him to The Darkening’s corner and tags Axe in as he starts kicking on Tazan.)

(Still later)

(Rey hits a leg lariat on Witherspoon, and Witherspoon crashes into the ref, knocking him down. He lays a couple of boots on Witherspoon, then he and Tazan both grab chairs and go for the con-chair-to, but Witherspoon drops to the ground and they hit each other. Witherspoon flips to his feet and takes the chair from Rey and Smashes it against Rey’s skull.)

*CRACK!*

(Spoon kicks the chair from Tazan and lays a good hit on him with the chair too.)

*CRACK*

(Witherspoon looks down at the ref on the mat, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles which he tosses to Axe. Witherspoon locks in Binned on Rey, and Axe enters the ring and starts hitting Rey in the stomach with the knucks. Axe exits the ring as the ref comes to. Rey reaches out and grabs the ropes and Witherspoon drops the hold after the four count.)

(Axe rakes the eyes of Rey and then throws him to the ropes he attempts a clothesline but Axe ducks and as he returns he lands a perfect Backspin DDT. Axe then goes to the middle turnbuckle and lands an elbow drop on the chest of Rey followed by a pin but only gets a 2 count. Axe wipes his boot across the face of Rey and then grabs his legs opening them wide kicking him blatantly in the groin followed by a knee in the side of the leg hold. Rey is able to make it to the ropes after ten seconds and Axe tags to Witherspoon where they whip Rey into the ropes and hit him with a double shoulderblock.)

(Axe executes a powerbomb on Tazan Boy followed by a second going into a pin where he is holding the tights but the ref sees and stops the count. Axe then grabs Tazan by his legs and hotshots him into the ropes where he then chokes him stopping at the count of four. As Tazan Boy gets Axe delivers a belly to back suplex. Tazan is slow to get up as Axe nails a trifecta of vertical suplexes followed by the pin but only gets a two count. Axe throws Tazan Boy into the corner and Witherspoon distracts the ref as Axe chokes Tazan Boy until the ref is no longer distracted. Axe then makes the tag.)

(Axe throws Rey into the ropes and lands a hip-toss followed by an armbar, Tazan comes rushing in but is cut off by the ref and Witherspoon enters laying the boots into Rey and goes back to his corner before the referee turns around. Axe wrenches on the arm and applies more pressure leading the referee to lift the arm. It drops once, twice, but Rey is able to keep the arm up for the third time and fights out of it reaching the ropes. Axe releases the hold and then digs his fingers in the eyes of Rey stopping at the count of four when he then picks Rey up and kicks him in the gut followed by The Loner's Landing.)

(End of the match)

(Tazan Boy lays Axe out with a hard clothesline sending him to the mat. Both Rey and Tazan are going for the Mexican standoff, but Witherspoon pulls Axe out of the way, and towards their corner. Witherspoon gets back on the apron and grabs the tag rope, holding his hand out for the tag, and receives it when Axe lunges foreword. Witherspoon enters the ring and throws Tazan Boy into the ropes and then hits a big boot to the face. Witherspoon hits a suplex, and then a German suplex, and then throws him into the turn buckle. He then runs to Rey and Suplexes him into the ring, and throws him into Tazan Boy. He runs at the turnbuckle and rams his shoulder into both of them, and then throws Rey out of the ring and crashing to the ground where he lays motionless. He hits a suplex from the second rope on Tazan, leaving him laid out in the ring, and goes and makes the tag to Axe. Witherspoon goes back to Tazan and lifts him up into a power bomb. Axe climbs to the top rope and they hit Forsaken on Tazan Boy. Axe goes for the pin, getting his leg up and Witherspoon slides out of the ring and start kicking on Rey to keep him busy. The ref counts 1..2..3

(Axe and Witherspoon receive their titles and hold them high above their heads and taunt Team Beautiful and climb up to opposite turnbuckles before jumping down and heading to the back.)

(The scene opens in the backstage area of the arena. The Headhunter stands
at the refreshments table, pouring a cup of coffee from the jug. He places
the jug down then takes a sip from his cup. He winces and gasps as the hot
liquid burns his lips. He places the cup down then adds a dash of milk to
the liquid. Suddenly Tobey Miliken appears and walks towards the drinks
table. He reaches and grabs a small bottle of water, then moves to walk
away. As he passes by, The Headhunter extends his leg out behind him,
tripping Miliken up. Tobey falls to the concrete with a sickening thud. The
Headhunter turns around and knocks his cup of coffee onto the body of
Miliken, who screams in pain as the near boiling liquid burns into his skin.
The Headhunter lets out a large laugh.)

HEADHUNTER: Ha, that’s just a preview my friend.

(The Headhunter walks away as Miliken clutches his burnt chest.)

"Tobey": I'm not Tobey! (He peels off his mask like on the Pepsi commericials.) I'm really the Blizzard!!

KURT: Well, you really should stop dressing up like people who aren't in the arena! It's hazardous to your health! It's true!!

(The lights in the arena dim to complete darkness. A blinding flash goes off
with a thunderous boom.)

PA: It's your time to Perish!!!

("Superstar 2" By saliva hits the PA system and blue laser lights go over
the crowd accompanied by gold strobes. Shane Perish swaggers out from behind
the curtain with his T.V. title draped over his shoulder. He is followed out
by Jacklyn J. As Shane walks to the ring the boos are deafening. Shane and
Jacklyn J. reach the ring and Jacklyn holds down the middle rope for Shane
to step thru. Shane steps thru and Jaklyn jumps off the apron. Shane walks
over to the crew member and asks for a microphone.)

Shane: Tonight I face the Goodfellas wanna be Mafioso. This "Tough Guy" as
you will steps in the ring with me the greatest T.V. champion of all time.
What's he going to do call Uncle Joe to come "take care" of me. I mean
seriously when was the last time this guy won a match. It's been so long I
can't even remember.

(Shane looks around the crowd and laughs.)

Shane: Maybe I'm being a little mean here. But then again who really cares.
Look Mafioso steps in the ring with me tonight and he's going to lose plain
and simple. I don't mean to coem off cocky. Well yes I do but thats not the
point here. The point is that there is no chance on god's green earth that
Mafioso will beat me tonight. So Mafioso hurry up get out here so we can all
go home.

(Shane tosses the mic down to a crew member and waits for the bell.)

(The camera swings around and shows Dreadnaught and Michael Bole standing in front of the BMWF logo.)

Bole: Dreadnaught, tonight, you again face White Lightning! How are you feeling?

Dreadnaught: I am feeling very good Bole! See, The Chicago Way has a star that is bigger than all others in the entire city of Chicago! And that is White Lightning. The man faced Lowedown in Tokyo, and what happened to him there?

Bole: Well, he technically won that match!

Dreadnaught: EXACTLY! And on Bedlam, the man that beat the World Champ fought me! The Dread-daddy right in the center of MSG, and I came away the winner! In my book, that makes me the #1 contender! I took the biggest star in Chicago and pinned him to the mat. Don’t get it twisted Bole! This is a man who claimed that his DQ win over Lowe makes him a winner, and I crushed him with the Dread-bomb! He fell to me, and tonight, I will make sure Lightning doesn’t strike twice!

Bole: What do you mean by that?

Dreadnaught: As the clouds get dark, and the rain begins to fall, Lightning will streak from the sky! And when it does, I will grab White Lightning with my bare hands, give him a couple of Hypnotics, and then leave him in the center of the ring with an LA Hangover! See, this makes him a victim of the Thug!

Bole: On Bedlam, you and the rest of the Urban Legends attacked Master Z. What was that for?

Dreadnaught: Plain and simple, he can’t win a match fair and square, so I decided to take him back to where I came from. MY HOME! THE STREETS! See, him and his group of flunkies may run over some peeps here, but they can’t run the Thug! The Urban Legends will show people the true strength of the streets and when they try to stop us, we will continue to show aggression and anger! The streets are watching and when they have their eyes on you, you will know that we came to bring the pain!

Bole: And do you have any other plans for the night?

Dreadnaught: Let’s just say….YES!

(Dreadnaught pulls down his sunglasses and smirks before he walks away.)

(The Bruisertron lights up to show Lowedown sitting in a bar all alone as he takes a drink of his beer and then leans back...)

Lowedown:You know something Tyrone? It didn't have to be this way. If you would have come to me like a man, this wouldn't have happened. All you had to do was ask.

(Pause)

Lowedown:But did you ever ask me for a title shot? No...no you didn't. You snuck up on me like a lil' punk BLEEP! That is something that never sits well with me. Hence, why I dropped your @$$ down last week. I know my brother Ash could have handled it, but I felt you needed a lesson in manners. You see Tyrone, manners is something that I believe you lack.

Now, allow me to clear something up for you and I hope you hear me this on this one. You challenged me for a title shot at the next pay-per-view right? You know I have no problem with that. I've beaten your @$$ before and I'll beat your @$$ again plain and simple! I know you feel me on that one pal!

At the pay-per-view, you and I will step into the ring once again. And at that time, I will unleash a whole new level of pain on your Jamaican @$$ and if you think about it for a split second that I can't do it...you'd better think again. I will take you down and you will learn what respect is about. If you don't respect me, you will be beat down. It doesn't matter where and it doesn't matter when. All that matters to me is keeping this World title around my waist. The Lone Wolf is always hungry for fresh meat!

Tyrone, don't feel bad because you're not as good as me. Just be glad I let you survive this long. Ya feel me?

(Lowedown drinks the rest of his beer and slides out of the booth...)

fade...

(The scene opens showing Tamer standing alone in the Prime Time locker room.
Tamer is in his wrestling gear. Tamer has his sunglasses on. Tamer has the
Intercontinental title over his left shoulder and the All-American title
over his right shoulder. )

Tamer: This last Bedlam was very interesting. It was a night of twist and
turns for me. First off, I got stripped of MY Gold Belt. I never lost it.
There was no reason for Dangle to strip me. But he did anyway. Then he made
this new title.

(Tamer looks at the All-American title.)

Tamer: Dangle made this belt. Then put it on the line in my match against
Black. What happened? I won it. I’ll admit. When Dangle was announcing the
rules for this new belt, I was worried. I knew The Headhunter was coming
out. I knew exactly what was going to happen. In fact this belt probably
shouldn’t be on my shoulder. But, it is. I promise, I’ll prove I can follow
the rules of this title. Tonight will be the first step.

(Tamer takes off his shades.)

Tamer: Tonight, Black, you get your big chance. The rematch. The rematch
with no interference. You’ve said that one-on-one you can beat me. Well
prove it. Time to walk the walk. You ant the title, come get it. It’s about
time I finally shut you up. I really don’t have much to say to you honestly.
We’ve been through this so many times. I think I’ll just let what happens in
the ring tonight do the rest of the talking.

(Tamer walks out of the room as we fade.)

Tamer pinned William Black with the The Whip in 0:13:24.
Rating: ***
(Tamer retained the BMWF All-American Title.)

(Black and Tamer are trading punches in the middle of the ring. The referee is distracted by
Chuck Tunny who has jumped up onto the ring apron. Levon Jones climbs inside the ring and just waffles Tamer with a hard right punch. Jones has Tamer hoisted way up in the air. Gorilla Press! Tamer just got dropped to the canvas like he was a rag doll! Jones slides outside of the ring just before the referee turns around. Black pulls the referee to the side, apparently complaining that Tamer poked him in the eyes, while Chuck Tunny slides inside the ring and stomps away on a downed Tamer. Mafioso, Scrappy Joe, and Dreadnaught all come rushing the ring from the back. Dreadnaught has a chair and Scrappy Joe has his chain. Chuck just manages to get outside of the ring before the referee turns and stops Mafioso from entering)

**PMMF** **PMMF** **SQUICK** **PMMF** **PMMF** **PMMF**

(Mafioso and Jones continue to keep the referee distracted as Chuck and Black hold Tamer in place. Scrappy Joe winds up with the chain wrapped around his fist and clobbers Tamer with a series of haymakers, busting him wide open and letting blood cover his face. Dreadnaught is next in line, and cracks Tamer right across the head with the chair!)

**CRACK**

(The remaining Urban Legends scatter, Mafioso and Jones drop from the apron leaving the referee to turn around and see William Black slamming Tamer to the mat with an Empty Chamber and then hooking the leg.)

*LATER*

(Chuck Tunny jumps up on the apron, distracting the referee just as William Black starts tapping. Jones slides inside the ring just as Tamer lets go, and kicks him in the gut, then plants him face first onto the mat with a DDT.)

*LATER*

(Just as Tamer is ready to hit the Whip, Black pushes out of it, driving Tamer into the ropes
where he runs into Jones, knocking him off of the apron. Black then scores with a quick roll-up after the collision.)

Hardcore Title Match:
Box made Joe Tunny submit to the Box Out in 0:15:20.
Rating: * 1/4
(Box retained the BMWF Hardcore Title.)

(The Bruisertron blanks out to be replaced by a green screen that reads, “The Following Match Has Not Been Screened For Content, View At Your Own Risk.”)

(“Hellraiser” by Motorhead thunders loudly over the arena speakers as the Bruisertron switches over to a scene of the City Of Chicago. After a few moments, Bob “Box” Bartelstein emerges from behind the curtain and steps out onto the ramp. Box is dressed in a dark polo shirt, blue jeans, and Sketcher boots. He is carrying a black aluminum baseball bat via a holster on his back.)

PA: I’m living on an endless road

Around the world for rock and roll

Sometimes it feels so tough

But I still ain’t had enough

(Box walks over to each side of the ramp firing up the crowd.)

Crowd: TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!!

(Box continues his walk down the ramp as his anthem blisters the eardrums of those in attendance.)

PA: I keep saying that it’s getting too much

But I know I’m a liar

Feeling all right in the noise and the light

But that’s what lights my fire

(Box steps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckle to face the camera-side of the crowd. He raises his bat out of its holster to acknowledge the fans.)

Crowd: TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!! TCW!!!!

PA: Hellraiser, in the thunder and heat

Hellraiser, rock you back in your seat

Hellraiser, and I’ll make it come true

Hellraiser, I’ll put a spell on you

(Box enters the ring between the second and top ropes and waits for the match to begin.)

(Michael Bole stands backstage with Tyrone)

Bole: Tyrone Monday, you were...

Tyrone: Shut yer face...

(Tyrone walks away. Bole throws his hands up in the air)

Bole: I give up...

(fade)

Tyrone Smith pinned Pain with the Ganja Drop in 0:15:16.
Rating: ****

("Bodies" by Drowning Pool as Pain walks out to the boos of the fans. He walks steadily towards the ring. He steps to the ring and almost in one movement climbs on to the mat apron. He steps over the top rope and walks to the center of the ring. He raises his arms and drops them. Flames shoot out of the corners.)

Pain: Tyrone.... You have been chosen to face me tonight... I have no quarl with you. But you must face me.... I have no thoughts of you at all. My only thoughts are on Hollywood Inc.... Ezekiel.... And most definitely Tobey Miliken..... You will feel more pain.... As you see more of Pain... Set me on fire Tobey.... I have already been burnt.... Try and break my arms.... I will beat you to death.... Rip them off... I will beat you with the bloody stumps..... But remember Tobey.... The pain never stops when it comes to Pain.... For they call me the Big Dead Machine.... And you will find out why they call me that.... Be seeing you soon Tobey.... Ezekiel.... Bad place.... Bad time....

(The lights dim. The trumpeting music made famous from old Godzilla movies
plays over the PA system as short glimpse of the creature Godzilla appear on
the BruiserTron. As the music reaches its climax, a roar can be heard and
the following words appear on the BruiserTron)

"JAMAICAN MONSTER"

(There's a quick flash of pyro. A large Jamaican flag drops over the stage
and the beat to "Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monche kicks up. It pauses.)

PA: GET DA (beep) UP!

(There's another shot of pyro and the flag drops. Tyrone is standing on the
stage with his arms out)

PA: SIMON SAYS GET DA (beep) UP!

(The music continues. Tyrone Smith is jumping up and down in excitement on
the stage. He walks down to the ring and enters it)

(Kolic is shown sitting alone in a locker room)

Kolic: I knew hardcore matches would hurt for days after, but my throat’s
still killing me. If he hadn’t had that bat, perhaps I would have won.
That’s behind me though. I must congratulate Box on a win, he certainly
proved why he’s a founding member of TCW. Like the stable, plenty of brawn
and raw violence, but absolutely no intelligence. (Crowd erupts into boos)
Prime Time may not have the biggest and most aggressive wrestlers, but it
certainly has the most intelligent. Now that the Headhunter’s a part of the
group, the group may not die after all. In fact, this could be the start of
a new age in Prime Time, where Tamer and I control the destiny not only of
the stable, but also of the entire BMWF. Not even The Brotherhood Part VIII
will stop us.

Which brings me to my opponent tonight. Once Master Z was a respected
wrestler at the top of the BMWF, even holding the Heavyweight Title. Now, he
is nothing. He has to hire the top names in the business to protect him, but
even they can’t save him. He lost to Sledge, for God’s sake! Sledge! (Kolic
laughs, then stops from throat pain) Ow. Curse that Box...Just like Z, I
shouldn’t have any trouble with Black on Monday. That little punk can steal
Levon from us, and now he wants to have a stable war? I say bring it on,
just the three of us are more than a match for his entire stable any day. I
dare Black to bring his buddies to the ring, it will only prove that he
can’t get the job done himself. Hey cameraguy, you got some water?

Cameraman: Yeah...

Kolic: Not anymore. (Kolic takes the bottle and drinks the rest of the
water, then throws it at the cameraman)

Cameraman: Where are you going?

Kolic: To practice. I’m through talking to you, and with my slightly damaged
throat, I won’t be able to much longer.

Cameraman: Fine.

Fade

(Match Entrance)

(The lights go dark, Matrix characters scroll down the Bruisertron. After a
second, letters stop to form KOLIC. Pyros flare, and P.O.D.’s “Sleeping
Awake” blares on the PA)

PA: Reveal to me, the mysteries
Can you tell me what it means?
Explain these motions and metaphors
Unlock these secrets in me

(Kolic walks out from the back and holds his Lightweight Title for all to
see. He drapes it on his right shoulder and walks to the ring.)

PA: Define the riddles of my mind
Nothing is really as it seems

(Kolic tosses his title into the ring, then hops onto the apron and
handspring flips over the top rope. He grabs his title and waits for his
opponent.)

(Master Z strutted down to the ring to "Victory." Z wore the usual baggy black jeans, golden shades, and a Brotherhood shirt. He slid in under the bottom rope and called for a microphone.)

Master Z: So Kolic, I guess you're pretty lucky this show isn't nationally televised. I mean c'mon... the number one contender, Master Z, versus a lightweight?

(Master Z took off the shades.)

Master Z: I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm going to make this as quick and as painless as possible. Due to current events I'm not in the mood to be screwing around!

(Master Z pulled off his shirt and attacked Kolic before the bell. It was very obvious by this point that Z was in a very irritable mood.)

(Later in the match Master Z grabbed Kolic by the hair and ran his eyes down the top rope. Kolic screamed and dropped to his knees. This is where Master Z once again grabbed him by the hair and ran his eyes down the second rope. Convinced that Kolic was blinded, Z caught him in the face with a few blatant fist shots.)

(Later)

(Master Z whips Kolic into the ropes, Kolic ducks under a clothesline, Kolic
rebounds and hits a dropkick. Z and Kolic stand, and Kolic hits another
dropkick. Kolic rebounds off the ropes and hits a flying heel kick on Z.
Kolic brings Z to a sitting position and delivers kicks to the back of Z’s
head. Kolic finishes it off with a kick to Z’s face. Kolic climbs the
turnbuckles and hits a plancha on Z. He goes for the pin and gets a 2 count.
Kolic picks up Z and drags him to a turnbuckle. He hits a 10-count, then
jumps back and hits a spin kick to Z’s head.)

(Later)

(Master Z lifts Kolic for a suplex, but Kolic slides behind Z as he lifts
and shoves Z into the ropes, hitting a drop toehold on the return. Master Z
falls on the middle ropes, and Kolic signals for and hits the 619. He then
handstands on the top rope and hits the Slide Rule. Kolic kicks Z a few
times, then climbs the turnbuckle. When Z stands, Kolic hits a hurricanrana,
and Z flies out of the ring. Kolic rebounds off the far ropes and hits a
plancha on Z, knocking them both to the floor. Kolic struggles in the ring
at 6, Z at 9. Kolic immediately levels Z with kicks to the head. Z struggles
to his feet; Kolic jumps off the middle rope and kicks Z in the gut. Kolic
follows with a DDT. He goes for the pin and gets a 2 1/2 count.)

(Finally, Master Z decided to stop toying around. He hit Kolic with a combination of massive sidewalk slams and body slams. Kolic was seeing stars by the time Z hoisted him up top to execute the Atomic Driver.)

(Master Z made the cover. Just as quickly as he entered, talked, and finished the match, Master Z jogged to the back and straight out of the arena.)

(The Entire Arena goes black and Lightning Bolts Symbols flash all over the crowd. Suddenly, "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera begins to blare all over the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage with a spotlight on him. He has a shiny blue rope on. On the back of the robe, it reads, "The New Legend". Walking out behind him is Big Kev Nash wearing a full black suit. White Lightning continues to walk down the ramp before entering the ring. White Lightning enters the ring and walks to the middle where he removes his robe and tosses it to the outside of the ring. The Lights come back on as White Lightning is standing in the ring awaiting the start of the match.)

Spots for match

(Dreadnaught picks White Lightning off of the mat and drills him with a forearm shot to the chin. Lightning doubles over in pain, and Dreadnaught quickly hits him with a DDT. Dreadnaught kicks away at the back of Lightning before locking on a Boston Crab. The ref checks on Lightning as Dreadnaught pulls back on the legs of White Lightning. Lightning screams in pain as he tries to reach for the ropes. Dreadnaught leaps in the air and crashes his weight against the back of Lightning. Dreadnaught drops the hold and picks Lightning up. Dreadnaught hoists him up in the air and drops him with a backbreaker over his knee. Dreadnaught drops Lightning to the mat and delivers a quick elbow drop. Dreadnaught with a cover. 1…2…kick up.)

(Dreadnaught whips Lightning into the corner and follows in with a splash. Lightning falls face first to the mat, and Dreadnaught applies a rear chin hold. Dreadnaught swings up and applies a headlock. Lightning struggles to his feet, and pushes Dreadnaught into the ropes. Dreadnaught bounces off the ropes, and Lightning leaps over him. Dreadnaught hits the opposite ropes and knocks Lightning to the ground with a shoulderblock. Dreadnaught pulls Lightning up and hooks him with the Dread-bomb. Dreadnaught crashes Lightning against the mat and covers. 1…2…foot on the rope.)

(Reno Fontayne is shown sitting alone in his dark dressing room. The television in the background is shoing images of Reno in his "Pretty Boy" days.)

Reno: Funny it used to be I loved the spotlight. I loved to be the guy out front. Now I like standing back in the shadows. When you spend the better part of two years not speaking you begin to listen to that voice inside of your head.

(Reno takes a slow drag on his cigar.)

Reno: the world started getting smaller and I started to hear my voice tell me things. Dark things. I realized that I enjoyed pain, recieving it, inflicting it. Tasting it, drinking it in.

(Reno takes another long slow drag on the fat cigar)

Reno: Tonite, I face another name from my past. Scotty Scott. THe last time we locked up I escaped with a narrow victory via a small package. Tonites gonna be a little different. I don't look for the soft way out anymore. If your gonna win, your gonna bleed.

(There is a knock at the door.)

Voice: Reno, 5 minutes

(Reno takes a final drag on the cigar.)

Reno: Time to bleed,

Scotty Scott made Reno Fontayne submit to the Scottmission in 0:16:25.
Rating: *** 1/2

("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the Pa as Scotty Scott walks out with the US title strapped around his waist. He stands in the aisel and glares down into the ring throw the infamous tattered black towel. He begins to walk down to the ring. He stops once to agrue with a fan at ringside that got his attention. He starts back walking down the aisle and steps through the ropes. He walks to the center of the ring and fold s his arms. He stands there becoming entoxicated by the jeers of the fans.)

Scotty: Reno.... So the prodical son has returned and hooked up wit Dread and the rban Rangers... Oops... That was a mistake... I think of that cartoon Ed, Edd, and Eddy when I think of them... They got this group called the Urban Rangers... hey are almost as comically as the Urban Legends. Anyways.... Reno... I so hoped that ya enjoyed yer return the otha week... It made my soul glad that ya were the one that Dread sacrificed ta Z and me.... How stupid can ya's be? Facin' two legends like me and Z and thinkin' that ya's could actually win... No I have heard that poor old Sledge is in the hospital afta what I did ta him last week... Sledge.. I have ta ask ya... How's the Kool Aide now? Ya talked 'bout how I brainwashed Iggy... Ya talked 'bout how I am pure evil now.... Sledge we faced off once before.... And I walked away wit the win... So I says ta muhself... Why don't I make him famous... Why don't ya just go ahead and finish what Pain started? Why not in a Hell in a Cell.... I never thought that ya were such a wuss that ya couldn't show that ugly mug of yer's on a BMWF for two shows... And I sad 'bout what I did? A little... I am sad that yer not here so's I could finish what I started.... The end of yer career just like so many othas.... Sledge.... Just think 'bout it... Yer name will go down wit legends.... Madman Randy Poffo... Loki.... Hollywood Mike.... DDT.... Triple H.... Tazz... Even the no so legendary names like Michael Thompson.... AJ7.... the Apositles.... So many names... So much destruction... Just victims.... And afta we face each otha in the Cell... Yer name will be added ta that ever growin' list of names.... So I have this ta say... Reno... Sledge when yer back.... Beat me... If ya's can... Survive... If the Brotherhood lets ya's....

("Highway to Hell" begins to pound thru the arena as the fans stand on there feet rhythically bobbing there heads to the thumping drum beat. A lone red spotlight illuminates Reno as he steps thru the curtain wearing a black Morally Bankrupt tee shirt and black leather pants and his custom red snakeskin boots. The fans erupt as Reno silently makes his way toward the ring, sliding on his belly under the bottom rope before throwing his sunglasses into the crowd.)

(Reno charges toward Scotty connecting with a devestating drop kick sending Scotty back into the corner. The former IC champion begins to pelt Scotty with devestating right hands to the body,)

(Reno and Scotty are standing in the center exchanging hard rights and lefts. Scotty rocks Reno with a vicious right hook only to have Reno fire back with a devestating left jab. The two BMWF vetrans are exchanging verbal insults as each of them fight to stay upright. Scotty ducks a right hook from Reno before locking him in with the Scottymission. Reno struggles to escape the trademark finishing maneuver. Reno kickst his legs violently finding the turnbuckle and forcing Scotty hard on to his back breaking the hold. The referee begins to count as both men are down in the center of the ring. 1,2,3 Scotty begins to stir. 3,4,5 Reno begins to stir. Both men struggle to their feet before the referee's 0 count. Reno has his back to Scotty, Scotty quickly reaches for Reno trying to lock in the Scottymission again. Reno ducks in desperation passing under Scotty's arms and locking in the Reno Cutter. Scotty falls to the mat with a devestating thud. Reno quickly covers Scotty for the pin.)

Backstage Ambush on Prime Time

(William Black, Dreadnaught, Levon Jones, Reno and Mafioso are spread out all along the outside of Prime Time's locker room. Everybody has a weapon, Reno with a chair, Mafioso with an aluminum baseball bat, Dreadnaught with a lead pipe, Jones with a chair, and finally William Black with a bottle of Bombay Saphire. On cue, Scrappy Joe and Chuck Tunny kick in the door and rush into the room. Chuck ducks a quick kick from Kolic before punching him in the face with a hard right hand wrapped in a metal chain. Tamer is next to take a hit. Caught offguard by the sudden attack, Tamer gets kicked to the floor by Scrappy Joe before getting up. Mafioso comes running in next and clocks Kolic right across the back before Headhunter comes running out of the bathroom. Reno picks off Headhunter with a chair shot so hard that Headhunter did a completel head over heels backflip. Black, Dread, and Jones join and ambush a second later, turning Kolic, Headhunter, and Tamer into best friends with the floor. The Urban Legends cerimoniously drop their fedoras on the members of Prime Time and leave the locker room after laying them out cold.)

(Suddenly the lights in the arena fade to black. A heartbeat sounds across
the PA, and as each beat sounds, a flash of light appears on the
Bruisertron. Suddenly a cross haired target appears in the centre of the
ring. The target moves slowly from the ring, up the ramp and onto the stage,
where it stops. The heartbeat over the PA stops for a moment and there is
silence. A pyro rocket shoots from the lighting rig, into the centre of the
target on the stage. Pyro fire erupts along the front of the stage.)

PA: THIS IS FIGHT MUSIC!!!!

("Fight Music" by D12 blasts across the PA. The Headhunter appears in the
entranceway, the hood on his top covering his head. He stands and looks over
the crowd for a moment, before passing through the pyro fire and walking to
the ring.)

LILLY GARCIA: On his way to the ring from London, England, weighing in at
three hundred and two pounds…..THE HEADHUNTER!!!

(The Headhunter slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He stands and
looks around the crowd. He gives the traditional cut throat signal and the
fire on the stage dies and the music fades out. After a few seconds the
light comes up as The Headhunter removes his hood. He moves over and takes a
microphone from Lilly Garcia.)

HEADHUNTER: Look at this! The Headhunter in the main event; I bet not many
of you saw that one coming. And especially against the BMWF World Champion,
the great Lowedown! It seems that I’ve turned a few heads around here since
I opened up my little business venture, and I guess that I’ve BLEEPed a few
people off as well.

(A “BLEEPhole” chant begins.)

HEADHUNTER: And now I’ve joined Prime Time! I bet none of you saw that one
coming. But that is another story and we’ll be getting to that in the near
future. Tonight is about me showing the world what I can do. I am going to
open all of your eyes to the real Headhunter by tearing apart your World
Champion.

(He turns towards the stage.)

HEADHUNTER: So Lowe, get your BLEEP out here, you wouldn’t want to keep hell
waiting would you?

(The Headhunter throws the microphone down.)

PA:YA FEEL ME?!?

("Fever Dog" by Stillwater played as Lowedown, Dozer, and Flame made their waqy out of the entrance way to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown made his way to the ring and looked up at the Headhunter before he leapt up onto the apron and watched the pyro shoot out from all four corners. Lowedown stared at the Headhunter like a hawk before he finally climbed into the ring...)

(Lowedown and the Headhunter stared each other down in the middle of the ring until Lowedown piantbrushed the Headhunter in the face and "drew the line" in the center of the ring to mock him. Lowedown. Lowedown smiled for a brief second and then burst from his spot and rammed his shoulder in the Headhunter's ribs and drove him into the corner. Lowedown rammed his shoulder over and over again and then rose up to piantbrush the Headhunter once again.. Lowedown whipped the Headhunter across the ring and followed behind him with a hard clothesline that rocked the Headhunter's head back. Lowedown pulled the Headhunter out of the corner and drove him down with a scoop slam. Lowedown dropped down to the mat and drilled the Headhunter with multiple right hands and then leveled the Headhunter with a european uppercut. Lowedown took a step back and watched the Headhunter on the mat. Lowedown backed away and then "drew the line" in the center of the ring and shouted over the Haedhunter to bring it to the center of the ring...)

(Lowedown locked up with the Headhunter and forced him into the corner. Lowedown suddenly grabbed the Headhunter by the throat and threw him out of the corner and onto the mat. Lowedown picked up the Headhunter and shoved the Headhunter into the ropes and delivered a knife edge chop to his chest and then caught him with another right hand. Lowedown whipped the Headhunter into the ropes and caught the Headhunter with an elbowsmash to the face. Lowedown backed for a moment and then sent the Headhunter over the top rope and onto the concrete floor...)

(Lowedown picked up the Headhunter and launched him right into the steel steps with force. Lowedown motioned for Flame to come over and both stood over the Headhunter for a moment as Flame whispered something into Lowedown's ear. Lowedown smiled as he placed his foot down on the throat of the Headhunter as the referee climbed out of the ring to stop Lowedown from choking the Headhunter out. Lowedown climbed back into the ring to break the count and then slid right back out. Lowedown grabbed a hold of the Headhunter and hoisted him up in a military press. Flame climbed up onto the ring apron to distract the referee long enough for Lowedown to throw the Headhunter face first into the steel ringpost...)

(Lowedown threw the Headhunter back into the ring as the camera zoomed on the bloodied face of the Headhunter. Lowedown drove repeated elbowsmashes to the chest of the Headhunter as the crowd watched on. Lowedown continuously drove that elbow down as the crowd counted on. Lowedown finally popped back up on his feet and waited for the Headhunter to get back on his feet and then caught the Headhunter from behind with a clothesline that sent him back down to the mat. Lowedown looked to the crowd as he grabbed a hold of the bloodied Headhunter off the mat and hoisted the Headhunter high up in the air and brought him down with a powerslam. Lowedown dropped down to the mat and began choking the life out of the Headhunter and broke the choke just before the referee got to five. Lowedown then drove his fist repeatedly into the forehead of the Headhunter as the crowd counted after each shot. Lowedown jumped back up as he drove a leg drop on the neck of the Headhunter...)

(Towards the end...)

Lowedown whipped the Headhunter into the ropes and used the Headhunter momentum to throw him over the top rope. Lowedown slid out of the ring and wasted no time as he hit a chop block on the knee of the Headhunter and then began yanking hard on his leg. Flame leapt up on the apron again as she blew kisses at the referee and even shook her behind at him.. The referee told Flame to get down as Lowedown took the steel steps apart and held the top steps up as he slammed it down onto the back of the Headhunter. Lowedown raised the steps high above his head and then dropped it on the Headhunter's back again.. Lowedown managed to set the steps back down as the referee turned around. Lowedown managed to shove the Headhunter back into the ring and followed in behind him...)

(Lowedown placed the Headhunter between his legs and powered him up in the air. Lowedown drove him down with a sit down powerbomb as the some of the crowd turned away as the back of the Headhunter's skull slammed down on the mat.. Lowedown crawled away from the Headhunter and looked to the crowd as he made his way up to the top turnbuckle and gave the Headhunter the finger before executing the "Going down" elbowdrop on the chest of the Headhunter.. Lowedown popped back up on his feet as he then signaled for the Downtime...)

Card rating: ** 3/4