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(Michael Bole is standing backstage with Tyrone Smith)

Bole: Tonight, Tyrone, you are teamed with Tamer in the Lethal Lottery against the Judge and Hardcore Harry. How are you two going to co-exist after... uh... what happened with him and your girlfrie…

Tyrone: Bole... dis be yer last warnin’ ‘bout dat, son...

Bole: I know I know... Well, tonight you face The Judge and Hardcore Harry. Both men have held the Hardcore title, the Judge is the current champion and Hardcore Harry in your last stint in the BMWF beat you for the Hardcore title on two occasions. Any plan for payback on Harry? And what do you plan to do to the Judge?

Tyrone: Well, I t’ink I sent my message to dat lil’ punk Judge a few weeks ago: I want MY belt back! As for Harry... What went down a few months ago wasn’t really all dat personal. I wanted my belt den, an’ he had it.

Bole: Wasn’t that personal? But didn’t Harry cross the line several times back then?

Tyrone: OOOOOOOH! Now that you mention it... yeah.. he did! An’ just for dat, he can t’ank ya for da @$$ beatin’ I’ma lay down on him now! So if ya will excuse me, Michael.. I’ve got a few heads to roll...

(Tyrone walks away from Bole as the camera fades out)

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Led to the ring by The Executioner...
At a total combined weight of 486 pounds...
From Miami, FL... weighing in at 230 pounds...
The Judge

(The bWo theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the ramp. The Judge and The Executioner appear from behind the curtains and begin to make their way down to the ring with The Judge slapping hands with the fans. The Judge is wearing a black bWo shirt and has the BMWF Hardcore title wrapped around his waist. The two men enter the ring and The Judge raises his Hardcore title in the air as The Executioner grabs the mic from the ring announcer. The Executioner hands The Judge the mic as the crowd cheers.)

Judge: Is my Jury ready to see The Judge win this Lethal Lottery match and head on to the Bedlam Bowl next month?

His partner...
From Jacksonville, NC... weighing in at 256 pounds...
Hardcore Harry

At a total combined weight of 673 pounds...
From Tucson, AZ... weighing in at 263 pounds...
Tamer

(The lights dim, the sound of a whip cracking thunders throughout the arena.
"Hit the Floor" By Linkin Park begins to blare of the PA system. Red and
Blue lights begin to strobe. From each side of the stage a wall of blue fire
shoots up arching towards the middle of the stage. The fire meets at the
middle of the stage in an explosion of smoke. Tamer walks through the smoke.
Tamer heads down the ramp slapping fans hands the whole way down. Tamer
slides in the ring, hops up, pounds on his chest, and points at all the
fans.)

(As soon as Tamer hits the ring the lights go out. Sirens wail throughout the arena. The noise begins to slow until stop)

PA: MORE.... HU.... MAN...

(A wall of flames erupts from the stage as White Zombie's "More Human Than Human" blares over the PA. When the wall dies down, Tyrone can be seen on the stage, with his Gold Belt Title over his left shoulder. He walks to the ring and climbs in. He asks for a mic and then gets up into Tamer’s face)

Tyrone: Listen son... stay outta my way in dis match. If ya (beep) up... I’ll kill ya... If ya (beep) me over... I’ll kill ya... Do we understand?

(Before Tamer has a chance to respond, Tyrone points his finger at Judge and Harry, but still has his eyes set on Tamer)

Tyrone: As for you two...

(Tyrone charges Harry and spears him into the corner)

JR: There's the bell!
The Judge takes Tamer down with a scissor kick.
The Judge is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Judge almost takes Tamer's head off with a clothesline
The Judge covers Tamer.
Len Stanley counts: One, kickout.
The Judge uses a legdrop on Tamer.
The Judge hits Tamer with a big boot to the face.
The Judge takes Tamer down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Judge nails Tamer with a powerbomb.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Judge nails Tamer with neckbreaker.
The Judge is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
The Judge misses with an elbow.
Tamer hits The Judge with a backdrop.
Tamer goes for a bulldog, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge sends Tamer into the turnbuckle.
The Judge runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tamer lifts his knee.
Tamer tags out to Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Tamer hits a bulldog on The Judge.
Tyrone Smith sets up The Judge on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith uses top-rope fallaway slam on The Judge.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Tamer leaves the ring.
Tyrone Smith runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Tyrone Smith with a clothesline.
The Judge hits a legdrop on Tyrone Smith.
The Judge tags out to Hardcore Harry.
Tamer enters the ring and throws The Judge out of the ring.
Tyrone Smith and Tamer hit Hardcore Harry with a double snap suplex.
Tamer leaves the ring.
Tyrone Smith runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits Hardcore Harry with an elbow.
Tyrone Smith covers Hardcore Harry.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Tyrone Smith goes for a kneebar, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry takes Tyrone Smith down with a Russian legsweep.
Hardcore Harry tags out to The Judge.
The Judge and Hardcore Harry whip Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
They hit Tyrone Smith with a double clothesline.
The Judge and Hardcore Harry whip Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
They hit Tyrone Smith with a double clothesline.
The Judge and Hardcore Harry whip Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
They hit Tyrone Smith with a double backdrop.
Hardcore Harry leaves the ring.
The Judge executes a DDT on Tyrone Smith.
The Judge whips Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits The Judge with an elbow.
Tyrone Smith runs into the ropes.
The Judge hits Tyrone Smith with a shoulderblock.
The Judge hits a big boot to the face on Tyrone Smith.
The Judge further incites the crowd.
The Judge pretends to bang his gavel.
The Judge further incites the crowd.
The Judge whips Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits The Judge with a kick.
Tyrone Smith tags out to Tamer.
Tyrone Smith executes a brainbuster on The Judge.
Tamer nails The Judge with a flying elbowdrop.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tyrone Smith leaves the ring.
Tamer goes for a bulldog, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tamer counters it with a punch.
Tamer goes for a bulldog, but The Judge counters it with a back suplex.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
The Judge almost takes Tamer's head off with a clothesline
The Judge executes a big boot to the face on Tamer.
The Judge tags out to Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry nails Tamer with an atomic drop.
Hardcore Harry goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tamer counters it with
a facerake.
Tamer locks Hardcore Harry in a sleeperhold.
Hardcore Harry is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hardcore Harry grabs the ropes after 10 seconds.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry uses a choke slam on Tamer.
Hardcore Harry uses a legdrop on Tamer.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Tamer hits Hardcore Harry with a backdrop.
Tyrone Smith enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tyrone Smith nails Hardcore Harry with a double underhook power bomb.
Tamer uses a flying elbowdrop on Hardcore Harry.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Tyrone Smith leaves the ring.
Tamer takes Hardcore Harry down with a sidewalk slam.
Tamer nails Hardcore Harry with a German suplex.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tamer executes the The Whip on Hardcore Harry.
Tamer has the crowd going wild.
Tamer goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Tamer hits a sidewalk slam on Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry hits him with a low blow.
Numerous fans are using Hardcore Harry for target practice.
He goes for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Hardcore Harry whips Tamer into the ropes.
Tamer hits Hardcore Harry with an elbow.
Tamer goes for a bulldog, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry goes for the Hardcore Hell, but he can't do it.
Tamer tags out to Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith and Tamer hit Hardcore Harry with a double snap suplex.
Tamer leaves the ring.
Tyrone Smith catches Hardcore Harry in a crossface chickenwing.
Hardcore Harry inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 7
seconds.
Tyrone Smith throws Hardcore Harry out of the ring.
Tyrone Smith goes through the ropes.
Tyrone Smith throws Hardcore Harry back into the ring.
Tyrone Smith whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes, but Hardcore Harry
reverses it.
Hardcore Harry hits a big boot to the face on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with an elbow.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a kick.
Hardcore Harry whips Tyrone Smith into the ropes, but Tyrone Smith reverses it.
Hardcore Harry misses with a shoulderblock.
Tyrone Smith goes for a Gorilla Press, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith misses with a clothesline.
Tyrone Smith misses with a kick.
Hardcore Harry and Tyrone Smith get hit with a double clothesline.
Hardcore Harry executes a Russian legsweep on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry takes Tyrone Smith down with a Russian legsweep.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Hardcore Harry executes a Russian legsweep on Tyrone Smith.
Numerous fans are using Hardcore Harry for target practice.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a legdrop.
Hardcore Harry whips Tyrone Smith into the turnbuckle, but Tyrone Smith
reverses it.
Tyrone Smith throws Hardcore Harry out of the ring.
Len Stanley counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Hardcore Harry
reenters the ring.
Tyrone Smith hits Hardcore Harry with a brainbuster.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith sets up Hardcore Harry on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith uses top-rope belly to belly suplex on Hardcore Harry.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith gets a crossface chickenwing on Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Tyrone Smith hits Hardcore Harry.
Tyrone Smith chops Hardcore Harry.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Tyrone Smith whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes, but Hardcore Harry
reverses it.
Hardcore Harry uses a big boot to the face on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry tags out to The Judge.
Hardcore Harry enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Judge and Hardcore Harry whip Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tyrone Smith with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Hardcore Harry leaves the ring.
Tyrone Smith places The Judge on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith nails The Judge with top-rope fallaway slam.
The crowd is giving Tyrone Smith a standing ovation.
Tyrone Smith sets up The Judge on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith nails The Judge with top-rope fallaway slam.
The crowd erupts.
Tyrone Smith goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge smacks Tyrone Smith with a devastating clothesline .
The Judge takes Tyrone Smith down with a big boot to the face.
The Judge tags out to Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a big boot to the face.
Hardcore Harry hits a big boot to the face on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry is being booed out of the building.
Hardcore Harry takes Tyrone Smith down with a big boot to the face.
Hardcore Harry uses a Russian legsweep on Tyrone Smith.
The crowd is vociferously booing Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry nails Tyrone Smith with a Russian legsweep.
Hardcore Harry executes a Russian legsweep on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry goes for the Hardcore Hell, but he can't do it.
Tyrone Smith executes the Ganja Drop on Hardcore Harry.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

*DING DING!*

Tai Hashi: Kolic, we did agree that if me and you were in the ring then we will fight. But just remember don't beat each other too hard we've got a Hell in a Cell match to fight OK.

Tai Hashi: No piledrivers or whatever. Just something like a clothesline and a few punches or kicks.

Tai: I can’t believe we got this guy on our side!

Kolic: Yeah, he’ll definitely turn the tide against Prime Time! He’s over 7
feet tall, and I heard he weighs over 300 pounds!

Tai: Woah, someone like that would definitely help us win!

Kolic: Know what else I heard? He...(Kolic and Tai turn down a hall)

King: He what? He decided it wasn’t worth it and stayed home?

JR: You don’t know that King!

King: That’s what I would do!

JR: You’re too much King. Kolic and Inferno face Tai Hashi and Mineral next!

LILLY: This contest is a Lethal Lottery tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 442 pounds...
Mineral... Tai Hashi

PA: So.....you think you're untouchable? ECO-LIFE!

(Suddenly, the familiar overture of "Bring me To Life" is replaced by Simple
Plan's "My Christmas List". Red and Green confetti drops from the celing as
Aquatic comes out in a Mrs. Claus suit.)

PA:Santa is coming tonight And I want a car, and I want a life And I want a
first class trip to Hawaii I want a lifetime supply Of skittles & slurpees and
Eskimo pies I want a DVD, A big screen TV
Just bring me things that I don't need.

(The Eco-System comes out in Santa suits driving huge forklifts full of
presents. Aquatic directs them as they come down to ringside.)

KING: That's not Mineral and Tai Hashi! It's Mineral and Inferno!

PA:'Cuz now it's Christmas And I want everything I just can't wait Christmas
So don't stop spending I want a million gifts, that's right Don't forget my
Christmas list tonight 'Cuz now it's Christmas

(The Eco-System gets out of their forklifts and starts throwing money to the
audience (all singles) to loud cheers. they go around the ring continuing as
the music plays.)

PA:Somebody take me away Or give me a time machine To take me straight to
midnight I'll be alright I want a girl in my bed Who knows what to do A
PlayStation 2 I want a shopping spree In New York City Just bring me things that I
don't need

I wish I could take this day
And make it last forever
And no matter what I get tonight
I want more....

(Inferno gets an mike and slides in ring.)

Inferno: MERRY CHRISTMAS! (Cheers) All right, people, we've got a lot of
presents to deliver and only a few minutes to present! All wrestlers can come pick
up their presents after! we're delivering alphabetically according to
division, so listen closely
Let's do heavyweights first, shall we? First up is Asylum. Mineral could you
hand me that piece of paper with a bow? (Mineral obliges) This paper, Asylum,
is Johnnie Cochran's REAL phone number. So the next time you need to avoid the
sanitarium....just call!

(Inferno lets the crowd laugh as Mineral throws some more presents in.)

Inferno: Let's see...ah! For a great boss, Bruiser, here is a "If I haven't
stunnered you yet, I'm too drunk to drive." beer drinking mug. I'm sure that
will come in handy! Hmm...this is for Dozer and Dangle! Now, since I'm sure your
"Dozermania" CD has
lready gone double-platinum, we got you guys a GOLDEN protective case for
your CD! Hang it up proudly! Now Harry...we know you love your weedeater, but
there's only so much toime before that becomes rusted and obsolete. So...(liftsup
weedeater) we got you
a shiny new backup! You can thank us later. MORE PRESENTS MINERAL!

(Mineral chucks some more in as Inferno gives a thumbs up)

Inferno: Ignition, our favorite mechanic....cars are sure hard to maintain
these days, eh? Well, our good friends at Greased Lightning have generously
supplied us with a year's supply of their motor oil to give you! that's Greased
Lightning, everybody!
Lowedown, everyone's favorite world champ....since we assume you'll be
holding onto that belt for a while, we got you a jar of "Supreme Quality" Belt
Polish! Just one drop,and your belt looks brand new for a whole WEEK! And Master
Z....the man closest to
taking the gold, I know you like sunglasses, so we got you....X-RAY
SUNGLASSES! It took 5 packages of Cap'n Crunch, but it was worth it!

King: HA HA! This is great, JR!

Inferno: MORE PRESENTS! (Mineral throws in some more.) Scrappy Joe
Tunny-Don't know you too well, so all you got was a Jar O' Chewin Cud. The Dawg-(holds
up a kennel) Your very own live Chihuahua dog! You can hug it and squeeze it
and call it George! Tyrone Smith-I really couldn't decide what to get you, dude,
so since I got Tamer your shirt....(holds up a shirt) you get a "Prepare To
Be Tamed" T-Shirt. I know, isn't it great?!?

JR: The Eco-System is either very funny or very ignorant, and I'm honestly
not sure which!

Inferno: And the last for William Black....since we don't like people playing
with guns, we got you a Super Soaker! YAY! (Inferno slides out of the ring)
Mineral, you can introduce the Light Heavys, all right?

Mineral: (taking the mike and sliding in the ring) Be glad to, if you chuck
in the presents. (Inferno obliges.) Let me see....we can give Rock Star Inc.
their presents later....JUDGE! Ah, now Judge-consider this a Chanakkah present,
by the way-, have your
hands ever gotten tired from banging around your gavel? Fear no longer
because you have-THE AUTOMATIC GAVEL! Press abutton, and it bangs itself! For Los
Guererros-A 200 dollar gift cad to Taco Bell, esses! Can youfeel the love,
holmes? For Ryushi Fujita-A new set of silk pillows! Now you can get rid of those
American chairs and feel right at home! And for White Lightning and Big Kev-A
lawsuit.

JR/King: WHAT?!?

Mineral: That's right! That holiday Santa scene last week was genuine BMWF
slapstick-something we have copyrighted! Wait....maybe we can't copyright
that......well, in that case you can have one of the forklifts.

King: HA HA!

Mineral: Aquatic, tag in! We're delivering women's presents.

(Mineral slides out and Aquatic slides in, and he hands the mike off.)

Aquatic: Ok....PRESENTS GUYS! (Inferno and Mineral hurridly throw the last
few preents in.) Athena's iis with Rock StarInc....okay, Flame! Since you're a
married woman, we figured that it must be tough for you, stuck in outfits that
show too much cleavage. Soooo....we got you a sweater! Red-your favorite color!

King: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! JR, they're denying the puppies!

Aquatic: For Jacklyn J, we know that you miss your german roots, so we got
you....get ready....an all-expenses paid ticket to Ocktoberfest! Have fun! For
Judge Moody...we got you this package. Now, I'm not going to open it here,
because I feel that the contents might be inappropriate for younger viewers. But
looking at your black robe, and Executioner's semi-bondage gear, we assumed you
were very "leather scene" and so this package is to help with that!

King: Oh my gosh! JR, what do you think-

JR: I DON'T CARE TO KNOW!

Aquatic: And folks, we are done! Happy holidays, and have a good New-(Inferno
comes in the ring quickly)

Inferno: Hold up there, Aquatic! We have one more gift to give! Pvt. Roger
Siglinger? Pvt. Javier Siglinger?

(Two men in army uniform come out of the front row in the audience and climb
the steps into the ring. Infernom Mineral, and Aquatic salute the men, who
salute back.)

Inferno: These two men are both on leave from the war in Iraq, where they
have been fighting for our country and our values for years now. (Crowd cheers
and Inferno waits until they die down.) Now, we have something to give to both
of you. We understand
that both of you have lost family members to the AIDS virus. (The privates
nod solemnly) Well we know we can't bring them back but.....here.

(Inferno hands them a check. The two privates seem to be overwhelmed looking
at it.)

Inferno: $10, 000. We opened the Maria & Sarah Siglinger AIDS Foundation on
your behalf, and consider this your fist donation.

(The soldiers shake the Eco-System's hands gratefully)

Mineral: Now....is there anything you'd like to take home from here? You
know, as a souvenir? (hands Roger the mike)

Roger: Well....maybe copies of those masks you guys wear. They are pretty
cool.

Mineral: Well, we don't have any copies of these masks as merchandise...(The
privates shrug and begin to leave)...Wait. Inferno?

Inferno: You mean...

Mineral: Yeah.

(Inferno and Mineral stare at each other for a while)

JR: What are they going to do?

Inferno: All right. (They turn back to face the soldiers)

Mineral: For everything you've done for us, regardless of our
heritage.....these were passed to us as a token of great respect, and you've earned
ours.....(Inferno and Mineral begin to unmask.)

King: WHAT?

(Inferno and Mineral finally remove their masks to reveal young, very white,
smiling faces. Inferno has short hair dyed red and Mineral has short black
hair. They hand the masks to the soldiers.)

King: What do you know! They're actually not horrifically ugly!

JR: Could Inferno have gotten a girl that looks like THAT if he was ugly,
King?

Inferno: Kick some terrorist butt for us, will ya?

(The soldiers nod and put on the masks. They exit out to the audience again.)

Inferno: And NOW we're done! Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year! (The
Eco-System holds up their tag belts in the air as "My Christmas List" plays again,
and they hurridly load up the forkifts again and drive to the back as the
audience cheers.)

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 454 pounds...
Inferno... Kolic

(The arena goes dark, orange fleurescent smoke rises from the stage as 'Back
In Black' by AC/DC blares through the arena. The lights rise as Rock Star
Inc. consisting of Kolic, Tai Hashi and Athena Hashi walk through the smoke.
Athena leads the way down the ramp as Kolic hypes up the crowd on one side
while Tai does the same to the other. Kolic and Tai roll into the ring and
sit down on the ropes for Athena to climb through. Tai and Kolic climb
opposite turnbuckles while Athena stays in the center of the ring.)

*DING DING!*

Mineral locks up with Inferno.
Inferno softly throws Mineral back.
Mineral "accidentally" falls back and catches Tai in the face with his elbow.

JR: We should have known the Eco-System wouldn't really fight each other!
They're too bonded!

(Mineral pokes Inferno in the face and Inferno "propelled by the great force"
goes flying into Kolic, knocking him off the apron.)

JR: Ok, Kolic really should have seen that one coming....

Mineral slides out of the ring and grabs a microphone.
Mineral slides back in the ring.

Mineral: Hey Inferno....you know, out of all my singles matches here, I've
only won one, but you're 3-0. What do you say I just lay down for you here, and
you can go to the Bedlam Bowl?

Inferno: (taking the mike) Bro, I don't want you to do this...

Mineral: I insist.

JR: THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT RIGGING A MATCH LIKE IT WAS A TOUCHING FAMILY
MOMENT!

Mineral lays down and Inferno goes for the cover.
The ref counts: 1...2...Tai Hashi breaks it up.
Tai Hashi begins wailing on Inferno.

JR: Yes! Maybe we're going to have a fair match now!

King: JR, has that EVER happened with the Eco-System involved?

(Inferno hits Hashi with an uppercut and spears hm to the ground. Inferno
hooks Hashi up and Sun Flares him over the top rope.)

JR: Well, it was nice while it lasted....

JR: Tai Hashi rolls back into the ring.
Inferno misses with a kick.
Inferno hits Tai Hashi with an elbow.
Inferno whips Tai Hashi into the ropes.
Tai Hashi takes Inferno down with a jumping knee.
Tai Hashi nails Inferno with a stiff karate kick to the head.
Tai Hashi is going for the cover.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, kickout.
Tai Hashi uses toe kick on Inferno.
Tai Hashi raises both little fingers like John Cena but turns his wrists so both
fingers are together..
The crowd is starting to get behind Tai Hashi.
Tai Hashi whips Inferno into the ropes.
Inferno misses with a shoulderblock.
Inferno misses with a kick.
Tai Hashi executes a huricanrana on Inferno.
Tai Hashi hits Inferno with a springboard legdrop.
A small "Tai Hashi" chant is being started.
Tai Hashi whips Inferno into the ropes.
Inferno hits Tai Hashi with a clothesline.
Inferno covers Tai Hashi.
Charles Robertson counts: One, two, shoulder up.

JR: Both Inferno and Tai look exhausted; they’re trying to get to their
corners! Inferno and Kolic are stretching their hands out! Wait, Inferno
collapses right in front of Kolic! He might be taking a fall!

King: Normally I’d be happy, but this would mean Tai would have a shot at
the BMWF championship! Wait...if they lose, so would Kolic! I’m confused!!!

JR: Mineral tags in, but Inferno’s still down! Kolic gets frustrated and
tags himself in! Inferno looks up in surprise, but Kolic’s already in the
ring! He hits Mineral with a dropkick! Mineral gets up, and Kolic hits
another dropkick! Kolic rebounds off the ropes and hits a hurricanrana! He
climbs the turnbuckle and hits a frogsplash!

Ref: 1, 2...

JR: Tai makes the save! Kolic is staring daggers at Tai...wait! Mineral gets
Kolic into a small package!

Ref: 1, 2, kickout!

JR: Kolic and Mineral are back on their feet, Kolic with a barrage of
punches. Kolic attempts an Irish Whip, but Mineral reverses...whoa! Kolic
turned it into a legsweep!

Kolic: Norway SUCKS!

JR: Some choice words from Kolic! He tags in Inferno with a forceful slap!
The two exchange looks before Inferno enters the ring!

Mineral falls over again and Inferno goes for the cover.
Kolic is about to interfere, but then realizes his partner is on top.
The ref counts: 1....2....3!

*DING DING!*

Lilly: Here are your winners......entered into the Bedlam Bowl......INFERNO
AND KOLIC!

(Mineral hops up as "Bring Me To Life" plays and the Eco-System gives Kolic a
thumbs-up as they leave. Kolic shrgs, and goes to check on Tai.)

(The scene opens up in Ignition’s locker room. Ignition is sitting on his
couch wearing his white leather tank-top, and white leather pants. On his
head he is still wearing his top hat, and by his side there’s his cane. In
Ignition’s hands is his US title belt.)

Ignition: Almost a month ya know.

(Ignition pats his belt a few times then kisses it.)

Ignition: Almost a month now since I have been US champion and dang it feels
good. So many great wrestlers have held this belt, and a few legends. When I
got this belt it was like a surge of energy, and a motivator. You better
believe I am proud of this finely crafted piece of gold, but you know what?

(Ignition tosses the belt on the table then glares into the camera.)

Ignition: Tonight, that belt means JACK! Tonight, all things have already
come to pass mean. . .well JACK! Tonight, the clash of the present and the
past is all about power! Master Z, or as I prefer to call him, Z, is a
legend, like it or not. The man has seen it all, and done it all, but here’s
the kicker. All things come to an end Z, ALL things. It’s high time the BMWF
is taken over by a new generation, and that time just might be tonight. You
see Z, it already began when Verne, the rookie mind you, gave you a whoopin
for that IC title of yours. When I seen that I know that the ball was going
to be rolling!

(Ignition grabs his cane and starts “composing” with it.)

Ignition: The attack I plan on orchestrating on Z and the Rookie of the Year
is going to be quite the match. Take my word for it that the fans will
remember for years to come! Think about it though guys? Do you two hooligans
really think you can stop the storm known as Ignition. I am like a hurricane
that just keeps getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger. Sooner or later not
even a land mass is going to be able to stop me. Verne, Z, you guys wrestle
to get your pay checks every other week. I wrestle because it’s a passion of
mine! I wrestle because I can’t stop putting my whole heart into my matches
week after week, after week. Tonight, Ignition will be in full swing, ready
to take on the Z and V connection.

(Ignition gets up and paces the floor as he twirls his cane.)

Ignition: I have no confidence what so ever in my partner. White Lightning,
let me give you a warning, if you mess up my chances to enter the Rumble, we
are going to have an even bigger problem on our hands then we did last
month. If you think getting hit by an automobile was bad, just mess up my
chance for the Bedlam Bowl, and then see what will happen. That’s just a
warning though, I just hope everything goes smooth tonight. I know how you
roll Whitey, and it’s cheap. You are the kind of punk you wanna have in your
corner, not out fighting the good fight. The thing is, YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO
WRESTLING!!

(Ignition hits the ground with his cane.)

Ignition: I don’t want you in my corner, you know why?

(Ignition flips on the TV and it shows the entire crowd of the Savvis
Center)

Ignition: I have the fans in my corner, and I would MUCH rather have them in
my corner then some worthless piece of gutter trash! I guess I am going to
have the pleasant and unpleasant opportunity of having both in my corner
tonight. So now, here’s what I am going to do. I am going to strut into that
ring area with the style, and determination, then walk out with a silver
ticket to the Rumble! So, the cards are dealt, let the betting begin!

(Ignition grabs cane, and belt and walks out of his locker room with a quant
swagger.)

(The Bruisertron lights up to show Flame making her way down the hallway towards the bWo locker room. As she turns the corner, Kolic is seen on his cell phone and walks right into Flame knocking her down to the floor. Kolic stops talking on his phone and goes to help Flame back on her feet. As Flame looks up, she sees Kolic attempting to help her up. Tai catches up as he sees Kolic extending his hand out...)

Tai:HOLY BLEEP! Did you just hit Lowedown's wife?!? You are so doomed partner!

Kolic:Hold on a second Tai! I didn't do this on purpose! It was an accid...

(As Kolic once again attempts to help Flame up, Lowedown opens the door to the bWo locker room and steps out...)

LD:What the hell is going on out here? I'm trying to...what the BLEEP is going on here?!?

Kolic:Lowe, it was an accident! I was on my phone talking to a friend of mine out of town and I hit the corner and ran into your wife. It was an accident man.

Tai:(Whispering to Kolic)You are dead. You are oh so very dead.

(Lowedown leans down and picks up Flame off of the floor. As Flame shakes off the cobwebs, Lowedown walks up and gets right in the face of Kolic...)

LD:Do you know what I do to punk sonofableeps who put their hands on my wife?!? I sent Havoc packing! I beat Asylum to the point of stupidity! Now it looks like your sorry @$e$ won't even make it to you stupid Hell in the Cell match up tonight!

(Tai jumps in...)

Tai:Whoa there champ! I didn't do anything! I turned the corner and saw Kolic standing over your wife in one of those menacing positions. You know the menacing kind of position where you're kind of like this...

(Tai leans over and gives the camera a "hunched over" position and even blows kisses towards Flame as the crowd laughs. Kolic slaps Tai in the back of the head and pulls him back. Lowedown's face becomes a sea of anger as he grabs a hold of Tai by the throat and lifts him up...)

LD:If I were you Tai, I'd shut your hole before I shut it for you! Kolic, what the BLEEP kind of man are you pushing down my wife? She isn't Prime Time! I'm not Prime Time ya sonofableep!

(Flame tries to calm her husband down as he is still holding onto Tai. Kolic is trying to pull Tai away from Lowedown as he is still apologizing...)

Kolic:Let him go Lowe! It wasn't his fault!

Flame:It was an accident baby. Just cut them some slack. It's not his fault he's unable to walk and talk at the same time. Let's just go to the locker room and watch them get whooped in the Cell.

(Kolic's face goes from concern to confusion as Flame tries to turn Lowedown back towards the bWo locker room. Kolic clears his throat and gets Lowedown and Flame's attention...)

Kolic:Excuse me? With all due respect "Champ", we are walking out of the Cell the new Tag team champions! You can watch us beat down Prime Time and we'll watch you get pinned for the three count by Harry! How do you like those apples?

(Lowedown shakes his head for a moment as both Tai and Kolic begin to walk past Lowedown. As Kolic and Tai stand in front of the bWo locker room door, they pretend to polish the bWo logo and then knock it off...)

Tai:Some champ you are.

Kolic:You know something champ? I used to look up to you.

(Lowedown takes a step over and looks at both men...)

LD:Well guess what boys? You still can look up to me.

(Lowedown suddenly charges both men and nails them with a double spear that sends both men right into the bWo doors. Both doors swing wide open as both men fall to the floor. As both men look up, Dozer and Kurt Dangle are standing over them and smiling...)

Dozer:You insulted him didn't ya?

Kurt:I think they need a bWo beatdown. Oh it's true! It's d@mn true!

(Lowedown and Flame make their way into the locker room and look towards the camera...)

Flame:I think we need to show these rookie punks a lesson in humility.

LD:I just want to hurt somebody!

(Lowedown turns and places his hands on the doors...)

LD:Sorry folks. This isn't going to be pretty.

(Lowedown slams the door right in front of the camera...)

fade...

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 453 pounds...
From Memphis, TN... weighing in at 213 pounds...
White Lightning

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare through the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage. He has the TV Title strapped around his waist. Walking out behind him is Big Kev Nash. White Lightning walks down the ramp and enters the ring.)

JR: White Lightning and Ignition will have their hands full with Vern and Master Z

(White Lightning takes off the TV Title and hands it to Big Kev on the outside of the ring)

LILLY: His partner...
From Miami, FL... weighing in at 240 pounds...
Ignition

(“TNT” hits as the stage fills with smoke.)

JR: Here comes the Best Young Gun in the BMWF, and the fans know it!! Look
at them all King!

King: Pish Posh JR! LOOK!!

( A girl fan hops the guardrail and runs to Ignition. A security Guard stops
her before she can get to Ignition.)

JR: Look at Ignition, he thinks it’s funny.

King: The guy is crazy, you people may say he has a lot of heart, but I say
he is crazy!

(The smoke clears and Ignition is standing at the top of the ramp with his
hat tips down and head held down leaning on his cane. Ignition has the US
title belt on his shoulder.)

JR: This guy is S-T-Y-L-I-N-G tonight! He has the top hat and cane, he came
ready to show off!

(Ignition holds up his belt and his cane for the crowd as he makes his way
down the ramp. On the way to the ring Ignition hands hand-shakes to all the
fans he can.)

King: This guy is tryin way to hard, I mean he is even walking with style
tonight.

JR: like the man said King, its Pay-Per-View time, and he enjoys it.

King: Just odd, that’s all.

(Ignition slowly scales the steps and walks along the arpon. Ignition hold
out his arm, shakes his hand and smoothly slips through the ropes. Ignition
gets inside the ring and looks around. As he gets to the center he takes off
his top hat and rolls it down his arm and flips it back onto his head.
Ignition points his cane in the direction of the ring announcer and a mic is
thrown.)

Ignition: Smooth, Styling, and just plain cool! You all like my style
tonight?

(Ignition hold his mic in the air)

Crowd: YEAH!!!

Ignition: The people got good taste. Just like the Best Young Gun in the
BMWF! Now whats going on, lets see. White Lightning and I have quite the
task on our hands, and I may be crazy, but I say bring it on. I have been
waiting for a match this big since day one, and now that I am standing in
the middle of it all, with one heck of a style for that matter, I am ready
to get things goin! Verne, Z, I got some hardcore respect for both of ya’s.
As far as my partner is concerned, he could get hit by a car for all I car.
Oh wait!

(Ignition laughs as he covers his mouth with his fingers and smiles)

Ignition: Seriously though, but I guess I don’t have a choice, Whitey, just
make sure you keep your dumb @$$ in line and don’t do nothing stupid. If ya
do that, we will be going to the rumble.

(Ignition rolls his hat down his arm again and flips it into the crowd.)

JR: LOOK AT THE FANS FIGHT FOR HIS HAT!!

King: It looks like that fat chick won! Hahaha!!

(Ignition takes his belt off and hands it to someone outside the ring.
Ignition throws his cane to someone and Ignition goes to his corner as he
stretches out his arms.)

JR: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...

From San Francisco, CA... weighing in at 245 pounds...
"Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt

(All the lights in the arena go out, save for a single
spotlight focused on the entranceway. More and more
spotlights illuminate and turn to join the first one,
until every available spotlight is focused at the top
of the ramp. The curtain parts as "The Dope Show"
starts to play. Out steps "Mr. Showtime" Vernon
Vanderbilt, accompanied by Truck and Mr. Beauregarde.
He blows a kiss to the crowd and points to the stars
before heading to ringside.)

LILLY: His partner...
From Cleveland, Ohio... weighing in at 288 pounds...
"The Master and Ruler of the World" Master Z

(The entrance ramp is illuminated by brilliant white spotlights as the rest of the lights dim. "Victory" plays throughout the arena triggering a chorus of boos. Before long, Master Z emerges. He takes off the sunglasses while strutting out from behind the curtain. Master Z makes his way down to the ring slowly taking the time to harass fans at ringside. Master Z calls for a microphone.)

Master Z: Well well, if it isn't my good buddy White Lightning. You knew you'd be seeing alot of me, but who would have known we'd be pitted against eachother in a crazy match such as this. A Lethal Lottery match... lethal for you maybe. One thing I guarantee is that Master Z will be victorious tonight. And you, my friend, will be left in my dust!

(Master Z turns towards Vernon Vanderbilt.)

Master Z: Mister Showtime Vernon Vanderbilt, did I ever tell you how much I dislike you? Of course I have. There's no secret that the IC title belongs around my waist, not yours. But enough about the past. You see Vern, I plan on winning tonight. I plan on teaming with you and beating this team of nobodies. Don't get too comfortable riding my coat tails to victory. I might just get the urge to turn around and put these brass knuckles right between your eyes if I don't see you pulling your weight.

(Master Z throws the mic at the floor.)

Master Z smirks as he circles White Lightning. Both men must be thinking back to last week when Master Z broke into the bWo locker room and made a fool out of the entire stable!

KING: Including White Lightning!

JR: There's no doubt about it! There's definitely a revenge factor here tonight for both men!

Master Z is the first to make a move! He kicks White Lightning in the groin

Master Z follows up with an uppercut to White Lightning

(Master Z smiles as White Lightning curls up on the mat.)

JR: Master Z hits White Lightning with a kick to the head

KING: Kick 'em while he's down Z!

JR: Master Z bounces off the ropes and elbow drops White Lightning. Master Z stands and taunts the crowd.

Several fans use Master Z for target practice

JR: Whitey is going for a tag!

King: Ignition just pulled his hand back!!

(White Lightning stares at Ignition, and Ignition winks at him and puts his
hand back out and Whitey tags it!)

JR: I think Ignition was just messing with him. . .

King: I think he was testing his boundaries, DON’T TRUST HIM WHITEY!!

(Ignition is in the ring with Verne and the two are circling each other.)

JR: These two men know style when they see it!

King: Ahh bull, neither of them know how to do it “King” style.

(Ignition and Verne lock up! Ignition muscles Verne to his knees.)

JR: Vernes coming back now! He is up!

King: It looks like Ignition is going down now.

(Verne brings Ignition to his knees!)

JR: NO!! White Lightning just ran into the ring and laid Verne out!

(Whitey spits on Verne and Ignition gets up and yells at Whitey. White
Lightning stares at Ignition as he steps back on the apron.)

JR: White Lightning just doesn’t care how he does things! No Shame!

King: Nothing wrong with that JR, that’s how it should be done.

(Ignition and Verne are back up and circling each other.)

JR: The Intercontinental Champ, and the US champ are testing each other out
in this very ring!

(Verne lunges at Ignition with a fury of punches. After taking a couple in
the jaw Ignition dodges one and knee’s Verne in the stomach!)

JR: Ignition with a DDT!

(Ignition thinks about going for a pin, but stops and jumps at Master Z!)

JR: Forearm smash to Master Z’s forehead! Ignition isn’t scared of the
legend!

(Ignition yells at Master Z and turns around!)

JR: Clothesline! Verne clotheslined Ignition!

Vernon Vanderbilt uses a spear on Ignition.
Vernon Vanderbilt whips Ignition into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Ignition with a dropkick.
Vernon Vanderbilt blows kisses and points to the stars.
The cheers for Vernon Vanderbilt are drowning out the boos.
Vernon Vanderbilt uses a moonsault on Ignition.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Vernon Vanderbilt blows kisses and points to the stars.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Vernon Vanderbilt.

Vernon tags out to Z.

(Master Z finds himself face to face with Ignition. WIthout hesitation he hits Ignition with a headbutt. Ignition stumbles backwards.)

JR: Master Z hits Ignition with a shoulder block to the midsection. He follows up by biting Ignition on the forehead!

KING: Look at Iggy kicking and screaming! What a wimp!

JR: Master Z grabs Ignition by the hair and throws him into his corner!

Master Z is telling Ignition to tag out to White Lightning!

JR: It looks like Ignition is gonna tag in Whitey!

(Ignition extends his hand, then stops, and raises his arm in the air as the
fans cheer)

JR: Ignition wants to do this all himself! Ignition and Master Z!! Here it
is!!

(Master Z grabs Ignition’s hair and throws him into the corner.)

King: Ignition just got tossed into that corner like a rag doll!! Look, Z is
laughing!

JR: Ignition gets right back up, and he is charging Master Z.

(Ignition goes for a clothesline, but Master Z ducks! Ignition turns
around!)

JR: Z with an eye gouge! He and White Lightning should be on the same side!

(Master Z grabs Ignition and whips him to the ropes! Ignition bounces off!)

JR: Flying clothesline!! Z wasn’t expecting that!

(Ignition turns around and taunts Z to get up! Z stands up and Ignition
dropkicks him over the ropes! Ignition raises his arms and the crowd goes
wild)

JR: Ignition discarded Z!

King: What are the odds. . .

JR: Ignition and Verne are having it out in the ring! My God, this has been
a barnburner!

(Ignition elbows Verne in the face and hooks him for a northern lights
suplex!)

JR: Ignition hit it! Wait! Master Z is coming in the ring now!

King: He has on the brass knuckles!!

(White Lightning yells a warning at Ignition, and Ignition ducks!)

*CRACK*

JR: Master Z just laid out the referee!!

King: And White Lightning just saved Ignition a headache! What is going on?!

(Ignition grabs Master Z and drops him with a Double-Arm DDT!)

JR: Verne and Z are both down!! IT MIGHT BE OVER!!

(Ignition slides out of the ring and walks to the announcer area.)

King: What is he doing?!

JR: He’s grabbing his cane!

(Ignition slides into the ring with his cane. Ignition twirls the cane as he
methodically walks up behind Master Z.)

JR: Ignition is choking Master Z with that Cane!! OH MY GOD!! MASTER Z’S
FACE IS CHERRY RED!!

(Verne stumbles up and rubs his eyes!)

JR: Verne is trying to wake up the ref!

(Ignition is wrenching back on Z’s neck with that cane!)

JR: Ignition is putting Z through some serious pain! The ref is getting up!!

(White Lightning is calling the ref over to him, as the ref starts to get
up!)

JR: Verne has Ignition in a headlock!

King: WHOA!! Low-Blow! Ignition just tagged Verne down lowe!!

(The ref turns around and sees the cane at Master Z’s head! The ref runs to
Ignition and hassles him!)

JR: Ignition just got away with murder!

Ignition and White Lightning hit Master Z with a double bodyslam.
Vernon Vanderbilt enters the ring and throws White Lightning out of the ring.
Master Z and Vernon Vanderbilt whip Ignition into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Ignition with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Ignition hits them with a double clothesline.
Ignition and White Lightning whip Master Z into the ropes.
They hit Master Z with a double backdrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt leaves the ring.
Ignition goes for a piledriver, but Master Z blocks it.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Master Z hits Ignition with throat punch.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z hits a Gorilla Press on Ignition.
Master Z hits Ignition with throw over the top rope.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z sends Ignition into the turnbuckle, but Ignition reverses it.
Ignition charges in with a scissor kick.
Ignition is going for the cover.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Z begs off.
Ignition runs into the ropes.
Master Z hits Ignition with a kick.

JR: All four men are giving it their all tonight!

King: Well, a slot in the Bedlam Bowl is on the line

White Lightning drops Vern with a DDT
White Lightning stomps on Vern
White Lightning tags in Ignition

JR: Here comes Ignition

Ignition nails Vern with a flurry of right hands
Ignition nails Vern with a powerslam
Ignition irish whips Vern into the corner
But instead Vern runs into the ref

King: The ref is down! What a moron!

JR: All four men are in the ring, all hell is gonna break loose!

White Lightning goes after Vern and Ignition goes after Master Z
White Lightning tosses Vern over to the top rope onto the floor
White Lightning grabs a steel chair
White Lightning reels back the chair and nails Vern in the head
Vern is cut open badly

King: Wow! What a shot!

JR: Ignition is pummeling Master Z in the corner with those right hands

White Lightning calls over Big Kev

JR: OH NO! I think Vern is in trouble

Big Kev lifts Vern to his feet
Big Kev puts Vern's head between his legs
Big Kev lifts Vern up into a powerbomb position
Big Kev is about to drop him, but White Lightning stops him
White Lightning points to the steel ramp
Big Kev walks to the steel ramp with Vern still on his shoulders

JR: NO! NO!

Big Kev sends Vern hard into the steel ramp connecting with the Jacknife Powerbomb
Meanwhile, in the ring Master Z drops Ignition with a clothesline
White Lightning runs in and knocks Master Z down with a clothesline to the back
The Ref makes it to his feet and White Lightning exits to the apron
White Lightning points to Ignition
Ignition locks on the Exhaustion

JR: He has the Exhaustion on, and Vern isn't even moving on the outside

Ignition lets go after 25 seconds and then lifts up Master Z and sets him on the top turnbuckle
Ignition tags in White Lightning
White Lightning climbs up with him
White Lightning grabs Master Z's head

The Judge hops the ring barrier and enters the ring with a steel chair. With the ref distracted by White Lightning, The Judge tries to slam the chair over the head of Master Z.

(Just before impact, Master Z turns decking his attacker right between the eyes with his brass knuckles.)

JR: Master Z has White Lightning in a head lock. He continues to squeeze while punching White Lightning in the face repeatedly. Blood begins to pour from the face of his opponent!

KING: Yahh! I can't stand the sight of blood!

JR: White Lightning just stopped fighting back! I think he's out cold!

(Master Z, knowing the end is near, lifts White Lightning to the top rope and continues to climb up onto the second turnbuckle.)

JR: ATOMIC DRIVER on White Lightning!

Bart Farinus counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.

*DING DING!*

JR:Folks, I've just been informed that the bWo doors have just re-opened and Rock Star Inc is being released from the locker room!

King:Are they deformed? Are they hideous? I want to see if Lowedown made them better looking! HAHAHA!

JR:Let's see if we can get a camera backstage! Slim, are you there?

(The Bruisertron lights up to show the bWo door opening and the EMT's rolling out both Kolic and Tai as they are covered in blood. Kolic has a neck brace on as he is being wheeled on a stretcher. Tai is barely conscious as he falls off of the stretcher. The EMT's help him back up as one of them checks Tai's pulse...)

EMT#1:His pulse is shallow! We need to get him to the hospital quick!

EMT#2:Kolic's neck might be broken! We need to get them out of here now!

(Lowedown steps out as he wipes a bit of blood from his cheek...)

LD:Make sure you give them boys a complete check up!

Dozer:And one of those enemas! Flush them out!

Kurt:That's just gross! It's true! It's grossly true!

(The EMT's pull Rock Star Inc out of the locker room and head towards the parking lot...)

JR:I don't believe it! The BWO just took Rock Star Inc out of the title hunt!

King:I don't know what got into those morons! How dare they push Flame down! They got what they deserved!

JR;How can you say such a thing?

King:Because I like PUPPIES more than guitars! HAHAHA!

JR: I'm not too sure this match is going to take place here!

LILLY: This contest is a Hell in the Cell tag team match for the tag titles.
Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
The BMWF World Tag Team Champions...
Inferno... Mineral... ECO-SYSTEM

PA: So....you think you're untouchable? ECO-LIFE!

("Bring Me To Life" plays over the intercom as blue mist rises from the
stage. There is a flash of blue fireworks, and the Eco-System appears with the tag
belts over their shoulders. They walk down to the cell as they high-five some
fans. Inferno puts the
mike he is holding to his mouth.)

Inferno: I like. Looks like the old cell hasn't fallen into disrepair after a
little while of nonuse, eh? (Inferno and Mineral walk into the cell.) Might
as well introduce our PT....associates...first. Vern is already out here, and
has done excellent en
ances, but as for the rest, let's go guys!

PA: DON'T HATE THE MEDIA! BECOME THE MEDIA! THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO WE ARE, SO
WHY NOT GET LOUDER! AND LOUDER! AND LOUDER!

(Prime Time's music hits as the numerous members come out. The audience
cheers and the Eco-System claps as they take their respective positions.)

Inferno: Ladies and gentlemen: our guest referee, TAMER! Our guest keyholder,
RACHEL PITT! Our guest timekeeper, TRUCK! Our guest special enforcer, CLANCY
BEAUREGARDE! And last but not least, our guest commentator, AQUATIC!

King: So we're stuck with you for this match?

Aquatic: (slipping on her headset) Shut up, King! besides, you don't care who
you're commentating with, as long as the person has "puppies". And believe
me, mine are just as big as JR's man-breasts here!

JR: HEY!

King: HA HA!

Mineral: (taking the mike) Reconsidering the intelligence of accepting our
challenge? Perfectly understandable. That reminds me....Clancy, keep Athena out
of the cell and Rachel, lock the door behind her. (They oblige.) Thank you
very much. Wouldn't be fair for you guys to have that kind of advantage, now
would it?

JR: That kind of advantage....you know, I'm just going to pretend he didn't
say that.

Aquatic: Hey, I'm not in there! They're already taking a huge handicap
because of that!

Mineral: Aw, what sour faces! You should open your presents now, hold on.
(Mineral slides out of teh ring and throws the presents in.) Tai, you'll have to
open Athena's for her.

(Rock Star Inc. opens their presents as Inferno comments.)

Inferno: The memory cards for Tai...oh yeah, I'm 500 for 500 at Bra And
Panties challenge on SMACKDOWN! Talking tag belts for Kolic....oh yeah, if you hit
the button it says: "If I'm holding this, I must be either Inferno or
Mineral!" Isn't that cool?

King: HA HA!

Inferno: Oh yeah, the paddle. Aquatic convinced me to get Athena "something a
hor to use" so I got a paddle, and it's even signed by Jenna Jameson! I'm
sure you and her will have HOURS of fun with that!

Aquatic: Jenna Jameson was actually quite nice about it. Quality girl.

Inferno: Tamer, dude, could you put those gifts under the ring for us? (Tamer
nods and takes the present sliding them under the apron.) Tai? Kolic? You
look surprised by our demeanor! It's the holdiay season;we're supposed t be nice!
...Do you want a group hug? (Tai and Kolic quikly shake their heads) All
right then, it looks like we'll just have to get right into the part where we kill
you then. You guys always make it so tough, with the whole not surrendering
thing. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to
each you properly........THE NOR-WAY! (Cheers) To paraphrase a great band,
"Sick of all this monotony, LET'S KILL THE 'bleep' MUSIC INDUSTRY!". So if you
all in this great state of _____ feel it...(Cheap pop) All right! IF YOU FEEL
IT, SAY IT....

Crowd/Inferno: ECO-LIFE!!!

Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 405 pounds...
Kolic... Tai Hashi... ROCK STAR INC.

(Suddenly, "Back in Black" by AC/DC as Rock Star Inc is being wheeled out on stretchers by a few of the EMT's. The EMT's slowly help both men off of the stretcher and help them stand for a moment. As they finally regain their balance

Kolic:Sorry boys! I know you saw the footage backstage and you saw Tai and I being wheeled out on stretchers right?

JR:We all saw that! What kind of game is going on here?

Tai:But what you didn't know is we weren't unconscious and we weren't "busted" open! This isn't blood...

(Tai takes his fingers and presses it against the side of his face and licks his finger...)

Tai:This is chocolate sauce!

Kolic:You see Prime Time? We felt your "stipulations" just didn't work out for us. You got the entire Prime Time boys hanging around virtually making it impossible for us to have a fair match!

Tai:D@mn stright! So we thought we could use the servies of the "Dark" One to assist us against you cheatin' melee mouth sonofableeps!

King:Chocolate sauce? The Dark one? What kind of weird parties do those Rock Star's throw?

Kolic:We had women all over the place! But then I had to stop the party and ask our friend a favor.

Tai: After the "Dark" one heard about all these candy @$$ stipulations, he decided to walk right down to management and procure himself a one day manager's license!

King:Manager's license? Who'd want to manage these morons?

Kolic::And he's willing to take time out of his busy schedule to come out here tonight to watch us become the new BMWF World tag team champions in the cell!

Tai:So here he is...our manager for tonight...

(Suddenly, the lights come down and flashes pour through the crowd. A spotlight begins to shine at the bottom of the rampway as the crowd watches on. As the light comes to the top of the entrance way, the sound of the bell tolling pours from the speakers as the King drops his crown...)

King:YAHHH! IT'S THE DARKLORD! THE DARKLORD IS ROCK STAR'S MANAGER FOR TONIGHT!

JR:Why in the world would the Darklord waste his time to manage these two?

King:Now that's something I would say!

(As the spotlight comes to the top of the ramp, a large figure stands in between both Kolic and Tai. The figure stands quietly as everyone in the arena is stunned...)

JR:The Darklord is standing right in between both Kolic and Tai! I don't think Eco-System can believe their eyes!

King:Look at the Darklord standing there! He's not moving a muscle! Uh-oh! I spoke too soon! He's raising his arms up and bringing the house lights on!

JR:Look how he towers over Rock Star Inc!

King:Hang on a second! That's not the Darklord! It looks like...it's...it's...

PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!

(Suddenly, "Fever Dog" begins to play as the figure throws off the hat to reveal that it's Lowedown. His hair is pulled in a ponytail as he looks almost like a gentlemen. Lowedown stands in between both Kolic and Tai as he steps off a cinderblock and is back at his original height. Lowedown then extends his hand out and then asks Kolic for the microphone...)

JR:What is Lowedown doing with Kolic and Tai?

King:Mercy help? HAHAHA!

LD:Sorry boys! I just don't dig people who make up the rules as they go along so I did what the bWo does best...the right thing. I walked into the Rock Star Inc's locker room and offered my managerial services for one night to make this an even playing field. Ya feel me?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

LD:Eco, you and the rest of Prime Time are not going into this match like true competitors so I went down to the office and got myself the one day license! I am here as a manager and I will make sure things are called down the middle! If you don't call this down the middle, I'm going to split you down the middle! That's the Lowedown on that!

*DING DING!*

Inferno quickly spears Tai down as Mineral locks up with Kolic.
Mineral throws Kolic off and Avalanches him over the ropes.
Inferno and Mineral whip Tai into the ropes and run at him, but Tai takes
them down with a double clothesline.

JR: That was an amazing clothesline!

Aquatic: The kid is an amateur! AMATEUR!

(Tai pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his pocket and prepares to hit
Inferno, but Tamer grabs the knuckles off of his hand.)

Tamer: (yelling) WHO SAID YOU COULD BRING ANYTHING INSIDE THE CELL? YOU COULD
HURT SOMEONE!

Aquatic: Darn straight! Good thing we got a ref who knows what he's doing!

JR: Aquatic, the match is no-DQ!

Tai Hashi starts hitting Inferno in the face with his regular fist, but
Mineral neckbreakers him down.
Mineral throws Tai into the corner and starts hitting some knife-edge chops.
Kolic climbs back up on the apron, but Inferno spears him through the ropes
down to the ground.

JR: Excellent suicide spear by Inferno!

Aquatic: What do you mean by suicide? Saying he can't take a spear?

King: Hoo boy....

(Mineral lifts Tai over his shoulders and hits a Boulder-Than-Thou! He pulls
Tai up again and starts to climb to the top rope.)

JR: Where's Mineral going now?

Aquatic: He's going to ELECTRIFY!

JR: Not what I meant....

Inferno takes the top metal stair off and smashes Kolic in the head with it,
knocking him out.
Mineral jumps off the top rope, spinning in mid-air and Boulder-Than-Thouing
Tai Hashi on the steel stair.

JR: BY GOSH, HE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN TAI IN HALF!

Aquatic: Oh. Right. What a tragic loss that would be.

JR: Inferno and Mineral hit Kolic with a double slingshot.
Inferno hits an arm bar on Kolic.
Inferno goes for an arm bar, but Kolic blocks it.
Kolic almost takes Inferno's head off with a clothesline
Kolic nails Inferno with spinning headscissors.
Kolic executes a 619 on Inferno.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kolic.
Kolic is going for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kolic whips Inferno into the ropes, but Inferno reverses it.
Inferno misses with an elbow.
Inferno hits Kolic with a clothesline.

Mineral hits an arm bar on Kolic.
Mineral runs into the ropes.
Mineral goes for a spear, but Kolic side-steps and Mineral only hits air.
Kolic hits Mineral with a frog splash.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Kolic uses a Russian legsweep on Mineral.
Kolic executes a Russian legsweep on Mineral.
Kolic goes for a frog splash, but Mineral rolls out of the way.
Mineral is going for the cover.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Mineral goes for a spear, but Kolic side-steps and Mineral only hits air.
Kolic tags out to Tai Hashi.
Tai Hashi and Kolic whip Mineral into the ropes.
They hit Mineral with a double kick to the midsection.
Inferno enters the ring and throws Kolic out of the ring.
Mineral and Inferno hit Tai Hashi with a double vertical suplex.
Inferno leaves the ring.
Mineral goes for a spear, but Tai Hashi side-steps and Mineral only hits air.
Tai Hashi raises both little fingers like John Cena but turns his wrists so both
fingers are together..
A small "Tai Hashi" chant is being started.
Tai Hashi gives the sign for the Hashi Drop.
Tai Hashi attempts to place Mineral on the turnbuckle, but Mineral blocks it.
Tai Hashi hits Mineral with a dropkick.

JR: Inferno is in
Kolic is in
Both men lock up
I have to admit Tamer’s not doing a bad job.

King: Look at Rachel!!

JR: Ohh Kolic drops Inferno
Kolic is applying a very nice single crab

(Tamer asks Inferno if he gives. Inferno shakes his head no. Tamer ask if
he’s sure. Inferno says he won’t give. Tamer stands and decks kolic.)

JR: What in the world?

Tamer: (Yelling) HE WASN’T GONNA TAP!!!! NO NEED TO WASTE TIME!!!!!

King: HAHA!!!

JR: That’s not right.
Inferno is up
Inferno is pounding on Kolic
Tai tries to run in
Tamer clotheslines Tai down

Tamer: (yelling) STAY OUT!!!

King: So much for straight down the line.

JR: Kolic takes Mineral down with a Russian legsweep.
Tai Hashi executes a bulldog on Mineral.
A small "Tai Hashi" chant is being started.
Tai Hashi goes for a bulldog, but Mineral throws him off.
Mineral runs into the ropes.
Mineral hits a spear on Tai Hashi.
Inferno enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mineral and Inferno whip Tai Hashi into the ropes.
They hit Tai Hashi with a double elbowsmash.
Inferno leaves the ring.
Mineral whips Tai Hashi into the ropes.
Mineral misses with a clothesline.
Tai Hashi goes for a jumping knee, but Mineral side-steps and Tai Hashi
only hits air.
Mineral executes a DDT on Tai Hashi.
Mineral further incites the crowd.

JR:Lowedown is watching outside the ring very carefully as he keeps his eye on Tamer who'se the referee of this Hell in the Cell!

King:I think his presence is distracting the Eco-System and the rest of Prime Time!

(Lowedown is seen pulling something out of his pocket as he slowly walks around the ring away from Mr.Beauragarde. Lowedown begins clipping the cage with wire cutters as he is making a hole big enough to put his arms through. Lowedown finally cuts the hole and tosses the piece aside...)

JR:What kind of trick is Lowedown pulling here?

King:I don't know, but this is getting good!

(Tai whips Mineral into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Mineral ducks it. As Mineral bounces off the ropes, Lowedown reaches in and pulls the leg of Mineral and drops him to the mat. Lowedown pulls his arm out quickly and pretends to play dumb...)

Tai Hashi hits Mineral with straight kick.
Tai Hashi raises both little fingers like John Cena but turns his wrists so both
fingers are together..
The crowd is cheering on Tai Hashi.
Mineral hits his opponent with a glass globe.
The crowd is booing Mineral.
He goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mineral hits an arm bar on Tai Hashi.
Mineral takes Tai Hashi down with an arm bar.
Mineral nails Tai Hashi with a spear.

Inferno pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his singlet and pops Kolic in
the jaw.
Tai Hashi runs at Inferno but Inferno hits between the eyes.
Tamer wags his finger at Inferno jokingly, but does not take the brass
knuckles from him.

JR: He took the brass knuckles from Tai Hashi, why not Inferno?

Aquatic: Well, maybe he thinks Inferno is more responsible!

(Mineral grabs Kolic and throws him out of the ring. He hits him with the
talking toybelt he gave him before.)

Talking Toy Belt: The Eco-System is the best! They sure do rock!

King: HA HA! That's so cool!

JR: Do we even sell those? I guess they must be customized!

Inferno DDT's Tai in the middle of the ring, and hops to the top turnbuckle.
Inferno comes off with a huge legdrop.
Inferno walks over and begins talking to Mr. Beauregarde.

King: JR, did you just see Inferno take someting from Mr. Beauregarde?

Aquatic: Er...you two saw NOTHING!

(Inferno pops a capsule he got from Mr. Beauregarde in his mouth, and spits
red mist into Tai's eyes as he slowly gets up. Tai falls backward, howling in
pain.)

JR: That's odd....I thought the Japanese are usually the ones that USE the
mist, not get nailed by it!

Inferno throws Tai over the top rope, on top of Kolic.
Mineral holds them both down, and Inferno comes off with another flying
legdrop on both of them.
Inferno and Mineral throw Tai Hashi into the cell exterior, then Kolic.

JR: The Eco-System just having their way with Rock Star Inc.!

Aquatic: Did you expect any less?

JR: Mineral executes a sidewalk slam on Tai Hashi.
Mineral whips Tai Hashi into the ropes.
Tai Hashi hits Mineral with a clothesline.
Tai Hashi hits a stiff karate kick to the head on Mineral.
Tai Hashi goes for straight kick, but Mineral blocks it.
Mineral goes for a vertical suplex, but Tai Hashi counters it with a jab.
Tai Hashi places Mineral on the turnbuckle.
Tai Hashi goes for the Hashi Drop, but he can't do it.
Mineral goes for a fireman's carry, but Tai Hashi blocks it.
Tai Hashi chops Mineral.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tai Hashi.
Tai Hashi chops Mineral.
Tai Hashi nails Mineral with straight kick.
Kolic kicks Mineral.
Kolic hits Mineral.
Kolic hits Mineral with a spin kick.
Kolic whips Mineral into the ropes.
Kolic hits Mineral with an elbow.
Kolic goes for a 619, but Mineral blocks it.
Mineral goes for an arm bar, but Kolic blocks it.
Kolic hits Mineral with irish whip.
Kolic runs into the ropes.
Kolic goes for a clothesline, but Mineral ducks out of the way.
Mineral uses a powerbomb on Kolic.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, in the ropes...

JR: Kolic assaults Mineral with punches, then whips him to the turnbuckle.
Kolic signals for a 10 count punch!

Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!

JR: Kolic doing a great job working the crowd

Aquatic: SHUT UP! Only I can announce! Prime Time orders! Kolic puts Mineral
on the top turnbuckle, then climbs it himself. What does he think he’s
doing? Maybe he’ll take him and Tai out! YES! No more Rock Star Inc! Kolic
gives the rock on gesture...OH MY GOD! HURRICANRANA INTO THE CAGE! BOTH MEN
ARE DOWN! GET UP MINERAL! Tai is positioned on the top rope, but there’s no
one to hit! Wait, Inferno is charging at Kolic with a steel chair! Take him
out!

*CRACK*

Aquatic: NOOOOOOO! Kolic dove out of the way, and Tai hit Inferno with a
flying dropkick! All four men are out, it’s like a car wreck! Wait, Kolic is
slowly getting to his feet! He’s climbing the cage! What an idiot! He
doesn’t know that he doesn’t win by escaping!

JR: I can’t stand being silent, I’m going to comment! Inferno’s struggling
to his feet too, Kolic spots him and leaps at him! Inferno ducks, but Kolic
clings to the cage! Turn around Inferno!

Aquatic: How’d he do that?!?

JR: Inferno turns around, and Kolic hits a plancha!

Inferno enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mineral and Inferno whip Kolic into the ropes.
They hit Kolic with a double fist to the midsection.
Mineral and Inferno whip Kolic into the ropes.
They hit Kolic with a double clothesline.
Inferno leaves the ring.
Mineral whips Kolic into the ropes.
Mineral executes a sidewalk slam on Kolic.
Mineral grinds Kolic's face across the cage.
Kolic has been cut open.
Mineral hits Kolic with a fireman's carry.
Mineral mimes a globe and goes "The World is ours!".
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mineral.
Mineral uses a fireman's carry on Kolic.

JR: The Eco-System are getting a table out from under the ring! This could be
bad!

Inferno and Mineral grab Tai Hashi and hoist him up in the air.
Kolic tries to make the save, but Mr. Beauregarde restrains him.

JR: WHAT? HE CAN'T JUST BLATENTLY STOP HIM!

(Inferno and Mineral Nature's Fury Tai through the table headfirst! They
stand up and look at Tai lying out and smile at their handiwork.)

Aquatic: That was an excellent move! Weren't you impressed, JR?

JR: THEY'RE BLATENTLY CHEATING!

Kolic breaks away from Mr. beauregarde, but is met with an Avalanche from
Mineral.
Inferno pulls a chair out from under the ring and sandwiches Kolic's head in
it.
Mineral climbs to the apron.

Aquatic: You know, JR, some people might think you have a problem with
cheaters!

JR: OF COURSE I...wait, what is Mineral doing?

(Mineral climbs to the top rope and drops a foot on the chair Kolic's head is
in, denting the chair and busting kolic open.)

King: Oh my gosh, JR! Look at Kolic!

JR: Well, if that isn't the most sickening thing I ever saw since...since...

Aquatic: Since you last looked in the mirror?

JR: Inferno and Mineral smash Tai and Kolic's heads together.
They position them for double powerbombs, and send them flying into the cage.
Inferno and Mineral slide out of the ring, and Inferno signals to Rachel.

JR: WHAT THE HECK? Rachel's opening the door!

(Inferno and Mineral throw Tai and Kolic out the door and follow. Vernon,
Truck, and Tamer come and help the Eco-System carry them up to the top of the
cell.)

Aquatic: Now those are good officials! My boys could have thrown out their
backs!

JR: THIS IS A MOCKERY OF A MATCH!

Inferno and Mineral gain their footing and DDT Kolic and Tai on top of the
cage.
Vernon and Truck hold Kolic up, and Mineral Avalanches him off the roof.
Kolic crashes to the steel ramp below.

JR: OH MY GOSH! KOLIC'S DEAD! KOLIC'S DEAD!

(Inferno hooks up Tai Hashi over his shoulder as the crowd screams. Inferno
viciously Sun Flares Tai Hashi as the roof collapses, sending them both
through!)

Aquatic: ALL RIGHT!

JR: BY GOSH, TAI HASHI JUST GOT SUN FLARED THROUGH THE CELL! MY GOSH, IT'S
OVER!

JR:Wait a minute! Lowedown is standing behind Mr.Beauragrade and he's getting ready for him!

King:This doesn't look good for Mr. Beaura...SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! Lowedown just superkicked the enforcer of the Hell in the Cell match up!

JR:Must not be that good of an enforcer! Lowedown is now making his way over towards the timekeeper Truck! What is he doing?

King:OUCH! Lowedown just kicked Truck right in the family jewels! Truck is down as Lowedown just grabbed a chair and slammed Truck in the side of the head!

JR:Lowedown is now rushing over this way and he's telling Vernon to stay the hell where he is or he's going to get his butt whipped!

King:Lowedown isn't playing fair at all!

(Lowedown turns around and then suddenly swings back around and slams the steel chair across the shoulder of Vernon. Flame runs down to the ring and spears Rachel down to the floor. Flame pops back on her feet as sprays Aquatic in the face with the Crimson mist and then throws her over the guardrail and into the crowd...)

JR:I don't believe this! Lowedown is attacking Prime Time to keep them out of the match!

King:Wait a minute here! Lowedown is now looking at that broken part of the cage and he's climbing up the cage!

JR:Why is Lowedown getting involved?

King:This is actually getting good!

(Lowedown begins to climb up the side of the cage as Kolic whips Inferno into the ropes and sends him right into Tamer and knocks hin into the cage. Tai leaps into the ring and rakes the eyes of Mineral and throws Mineral right into Tamer as he attempts to get up off the mat. Mineral slams right into Tamer who goes into the cage once again. Lowedown makes his way up to the top of the cage and stands above the opening as Tai executed a reverse DDT on Mineral. Lowedown looks down as Tai holds the legs of Mineral as Lowedown drops down from the top of the cage with the "Going Down" finisher on Mineral as he then gets a boost up from both Tai and Kolic as he climbs back up and out of the cage...)

JR:This is insane! Lowedown just climbed out of the ring after delivering the "Going Down" on Mineral and Flame just speared Rachel out of her designer boots and now she has the key to the cage!

King:Here comes Sylvia down to the ring and she just pepper sprayed Aquatic in the face! YAHHH!

JR:Lowedown is climbing into the ring as Tamer is trying to get back to his feet! Lowedown is pulling something out of his pocket!

King:YAHHH! Brass knuckles! Lowedown stole those from Master Z's bag!

JR:Lowedown just nailed Tamer in the back of the head with those brass knuckles! Lowedown just knocked Tamer out!

JR: Mineral and Kolic are climbing opposite sides of the cell! Their
bloodied faces and slow ascent show what they’re willing to go through to
win the titles!

King: Are you kidding? That’s probably more of the chocolate sauce!

JR: Then why is it on Mineral’s face?

King: Good point.

JR: They’re both on top of the cage, dangerously close to the hole made
earlier! They’re trading punches back and forth! Mineral rears back and hits
a roundhouse punch! OH MY GOD! KOLIC WENT THROUGH THE CAGE!

Aquatic! YEAH! GET HIM MINERAL!

JR: Mineral is showing off to the crowd! It looks like he’s going to dive
through and hit Kolic!...WHOA!!! KOLIC HITS MINERAL IN THE GUT WITH A MULE
KICK! THAT COULD HAVE DESTROYED HIS INSIDES!

Aquatic & King: NOOOOOOOO!

JR: Kolic is struggling to his feet, Mineral is clutching his chest! Kolic
finally stands, and signals to Tai for the Drumroll! Kolic slowly climbs the
turnbuckle, and Tai struggles to the outside!

Aquatic: GET UP INFERNO!!!

JR: WHOA! Mineral and Inferno roll out of the way! Mineral rolls over on Tai. Kolic rolls over on Inferno!

BRUISER: Ya got a bunch of jackasses interfering! Ya got a ref that don't know how to count to three! Ya got a double pin result! So, here's what's gonna happen. (Bruiser looks at Lowedown.) Don't look at me like that, son, or I'm liable to come over there and whoop your @$$!

BRUISER: As I was saying, this is my decision! The tag titles will be held up until next week!

BRUISER: Next week on bedlam, there will be a rematch! It'll be Eco-System vs. Rock Star Inc. and just to make sure everything is on the up-and-up, there's gonna be a special referee that not only can count to three, but could whoop all of your @$$es at the same time--ME! That's right! Stone Cold Bruiser is gonna be the special referee...AND THAT'S THE BOTTOMLINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!

(The glass crashes again and the Stone Cold theme plays as Bruiser tosses the mic and stomps out of the ring.)

JR: It'll be a rematch for the World Tag Titles next week on Bedlam for the now held-up tag titles! Eco-System vs. Rock Star Inc. with special referee Bruiser!

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the BMWF World Title!

Introducing first...
From Jacksonville, NC...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...

Hardcore Harry

LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from Phoenix, AZ...
Weighing in at 255 pounds...

The BMWF World Champion...
LoweDown

PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!

(Suddenly, "Fever Dog" by Stillwater begins to play as the Bruisertron flashes the bWo logo. Lowedown climbs into the ring behind Harry and smiles as he holds the title high in the air. Lowedown then shoves Harry from behind as he then waves to him playfully...)

JR:Harry didn't know Lowedown was managing Rock Star Inc and Lowedown was already out by the ring waiting for Harry!

King:Well, Lowedown jumped into the front row with Flame and relaxed after the Hell in the Cell match up! Maybe Harry was busy thinking of an acceptance speech if he won the World title? HAHAHA!

(Lowedown suddenly rushes at Harry before the bell and takes him down with a foot ball tackle. Lowedown begins throwing hard rights and lefts to the head of Harry as he doesn't wait for the bell to ring to start the match. Lowedown gets back on his feet and begins stomping down on the body of Harry to keep him down on the mat...)

*DING! DING!*

JR:This match is officially underway and Lowedown isn't wasting any time on taking down Harry!

King:He's been through one match already and Lowedown is attempting to take advantage of it!

JR:Lowedown grabs a hold of Harry by the throat and forces him off the mat and into the corner! Lowedown is now driving his shoulder into the ribs of Harry early in this match! Lowedown rises up and grabs the back of Harry's neck and drives the top of his head into the chin of Harry!

King:Lowedown is starting on the head of Harry early in this match!

(Lowedown whips Harry across the ring and into the opposite turnbuckle and follows right behind him with a clothesline that rocks Harry's head back. Lowedown whips Harry out of the corner and follows behind him with a dropkick to the back of the neck. Lowedown pops back up on his feet and nails Harry with another dropkick to the neck. Lowedown quickly rolls Harry back onto his stomach and nails Harry with a legdrop on the back of the neck. Lowedown picks up Harry off of the mat and hoists him up for a scoop slam, but then sets Harry upside down in the corner. Lowedown backs away only a few steps and then catches the face of Harry with a shoulderblock. Lowedown rolls out of the ring for a moment and walks around behind the body of Harry...)

JR:Lowedown said he was going to attempt to break Harry's neck and he's really trying!

King:I think he said he was going to break his neck. Not attempt to break it!

JR:Lowedown is reaching into the ring and he's pulling back on the neck of Harry!

King:Harry is writhing in pain as Lowedown is refusing to let go! The referee is counting him out of the ring!

JR:Lowedown had better hurry up and get back in before he's...wait! Lowedown just slid into to break the count and now's he sliding back out of the ring to continue injuring the neck of Harry!

*DING DING!* JR: There's the bell!
Hardcore Harry whips LoweDown into the ropes, but LoweDown reverses it.
LoweDown hits Hardcore Harry with a sidewalk slam.
LoweDown goes for a boot to face, but Hardcore Harry ducks out of the way.
Hardcore Harry goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but LoweDown counters it with
a punch.
In turn, Hardcore Harry counters it with a roundhouse right.
Hardcore Harry nails LoweDown with a side suplex.
Hardcore Harry goes for a side suplex, but LoweDown blocks it.
LoweDown hits Hardcore Harry with a dropkick.
LoweDown takes Hardcore Harry down with the Stinger Splash.
The crowd erupts.
LoweDown uses a dropkick on Hardcore Harry.
LoweDown asks the fans what they want to see.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
LoweDown runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with a kick.
LoweDown misses with an elbow.
Hardcore Harry misses with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry misses with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry misses with a kick.
Hardcore Harry hits LoweDown with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but LoweDown counters it with
a punch.
LoweDown takes Hardcore Harry down with a pumphandle slam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for LoweDown.

(Lowedown whips Harry into the ropes and catches him with a high knee lift that drops Harry like a stone to the mat. Lowedown drops an elbow down on the neck of Harry as he grinds his elbow into the throat of Harry...)

JR:I can't believe what Lowedown is doing to Harry here tonight!

King:I thought Harry got enough from his last match!

JR: Lowedown throws Harry out of the ring and follows out after him. Lowedown stomps away on the chest and head of Harry as the referee is beginning to count both men out. Flame leaps up on the ring and begins shouting at the referee. The referee rushes over to get her off the apron. Lowedown then grabs the ankles of Harry and drives his fist into the groin behind the referee's back. Lowedown then picks up Harry and throws him chest first into the announce table. Lowedown rushes over and grabs the top of the steel steps and looks to make sure the referee isn't looking before suddenly slamming it into the back of Harry's neck and watches him drop to the concrete floor. Lowedown throws the steel steps down as he then grabs a hold of Harry by the back of the head and places him between his legs.

(Lowedown hoists Harry up in the air and then spins him around just long enough to drive him neck and shoulders right onto the announce table. Harry drops to the concrete floor clutching his neck as Lowedown smiles sadistically...)

JR:GOOD LORD! Lowedown just tried to powerbomb Harry through the mat and almost missed the announce table entirely!

King:I think he meant to do that! He's trying to break Harry's neck remember?

(Lowedown throws Harry back into the ring and follows in behind him...)

JR: LoweDown whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
LoweDown hits Hardcore Harry with a shoulderblock.
LoweDown covers Hardcore Harry.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
LoweDown asks the fans what they want to see.
The crowd is giving LoweDown a standing ovation.
LoweDown executes a DDT on Hardcore Harry.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for LoweDown.

JR:Look at this! Lowedown just delivered Harry's own Hardcore Hell! Lowedown just drove Harry down on the back of his head! Look at the face of Lowedown as he just rolled Harry back over on his stomach! Lowedown is now stomping on the back of Harry's neck and shoulders!

King:This is what he meant by breaking Harry's neck! He's literally trying to take Harry out!

JR: Lowedown looks over at the corner and climbs up to the top rope. Lowedown gives the Wolfpac signal as he "paints the picture" and then leaps off the top rope and comes crashing down with the flying elbowdrop right on the back of Harry's neck. Harry clutches his neck as Lowedown pops back on his feet and shakes off his arm for a moment. Lowedown looks down and then makes his way back up to the top rope once again. Lowedown wastes no time as he leaps off once again and comes crashing down again on the neck of Harry. Harry remians motionless as Lowedown shakes off his elbow again as he gives the signal for the Downtime. Lowedown wraps his arm around the neck of Harry and places Harry's arm behind his leg and executes the Downtime...

Hardcore Harry is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hardcore Harry summons one last burst of energy.
Hardcore Harry submits after 12 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

*DING DING!*

JR:Lowedown just defeated Hardcore Harry in one tough match!

King:Lowedown just went all out on Harry and could have broken Harry's neck!

KING: Isn't anything going to happen? Come on, Master Z! Come on, Tyrone! Come on, Darklord! Darklord? What am I saying! YAHHH!