The Bruisermania Wrestling Federation--Where Superstars are created and Jabronies are humiliated!

(The show opens inside the BMWF Arena Adrian MI. The camera pans the capacity crowd. They are going wild and many signs are seen.)

JR: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the sold out BMWF Arena Adrian MI! Welcome to the final BMWF Pay Per View of 2004--Season's Beatings 2004! I'm JR Finnegan along side the King, Gary Brawler, and what a PPV it's going to be!

(Kurt Dangle's theme plays as Kurt comes to the stage wearing a three piece suit.)

KURT'S MUSIC: YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU SUCK!

JR: I don't know, but what a way to start out the last PPV of 2004!

(Kurt stops halfway down the ramp and waves to the fans as white and blue pyro flares on the stage behind him.)

KURT'S MUSIC: YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO SUCK!
YOU SUCK!

(Then he continues to the ring. Once in the ring, he acknowledges the fans and grabs a mic. The music dies off.)

Kurt: Well, as some of you know, there has been a lot of controversy surrounding the Women's division especially over the last week since I defuncted it!

JR: Defuncted? Is that a word?

Kurt: Oh, it's true! Some of the current women's roster had quite a bit of support while the other one didn't!

JR: The other one?

KING: HA HA!

Kurt: So, now that other one, if he ever existed, seems to have dropped off the face of the earth and it seems that a bunch of the guys in the back...Dizi's boyfriends, perhaps?...all decided that they would put on dresses to join the women's division and keep it afloat!

KING: YAHHH!!

JR: Well, I did see a bunch of familiar female faces backstage.

KING: Are you sure they were really females?

Kurt: Yes, it's true, and now let me introduce the newest members of the Women's Division!

KING: YAHOO! Athena, Fifi, Aquatic! PUPPIES!!

(The Stripper plays as the camera cuts to the stage.)

Kurt: Introducing first...MARCIA LEE!!

KING: Who?

JR: Marcia Lee!

KING: Hey! Maybe she's one of those BMWF Diva contest contestants!

JR: There is no BMWF Diva contest or contestants!

KING: Oh!

(Suddenly, out from behind the curtains comes a very, very ugly and hairy legged woman wearing a skimpy wrestling outfit!)

KING: YAHHH! What is that?

JR: It's Mark Lee and he dressed like a girl!

KING: YAHHH! I thought Tobey Miliken and Nate Adams were going to be the ugly women for tonight, but Lee has them both beat by a mile!

Kurt: Next...Blizzie!!

(Blizzard comes out wearing women's wrestling tights and a Sailor Moon mask.)

JR: That's Blizzard!

KING: Well, at least his face is covered!

Kurt: Next...Josephine Gomer!

KING: Oh, no! It's Joe Gomer and she's...er..he's wearing a Marine shirt and Daisy Duke cutoffs!

JR: Nice legs!

KING: JR!

Kurt: Casey Gibb!

JR: Holy cow! Gibb is wearing one of Flabulous Moolah's old outfits that she wore in the '70s!

KING: Yahh! now, he's dancing the Hustle!!

Kurt: Ivana Fearless!!

KING: Hey! He looks familiar!

JR: He's wearing The Apprentice's Ivana's dress!

KING: YAHHH! She just dropped her skirt!!

JR: Good greif! Donald Trumpet would never hire a stripper!

KING: Yeah, but Vince Mackman would hire a whole club full!

Kurt: Next...Little Orphan Geekette!

JR: It's Little Geeko dressed like Little Orphan Annie!

KING: He looks good in red!

Kurt: Next is Jonnie Stinker!

JR: Oh, no! Stinker is wearing girls Good Nites!!

*POOOT!*

KING: I think she went #2!

Kurt: Next is Sheeee-Villll!

(Yaz and Taka come out Jumping Bomb Angels outfits.)

KING: Jumping Bomb Angels?

JR: Good grief!

Kurt: There you have it! Your new BMWF Women's Division!!

(Kurt's music plays as the jobberettes dance around the ring like girls.)

KING: This can't be happenning! There's only man-puppies in there! How disgusting!

JR: We'll be...

*KER-RASH!*

(Suddenly, the sound of crashing glass is heard. The Stone Cold theme song blares and the crowd erupts as Stone Cold Bruiser steps through the curtain and stomps to the ring.)

JR: And he doesn't look like he's in the holiday spirit!

(Bruiser jumps in the ring and does the four corner salute to the fans. He gives a dirty look to the bell ringer who hands him a mic.)

BRUISER: See, last week, I made you commissioner again and we had the no-shows in the Women's Division and you disbanded it!

BRUISER: Then I get word that one of our wrestlers ain't well and had to go to the hospital again!

BRUISER: Then you come out here with all of these jackasses and say that this is the new Women's Division.

BRUISER: And to top it all off, that stupid son of a bleep Santa Claus didn't bring me no cold ones for Christmas!

>>>

(The scene opens with Master Z sneaking around in the parking lot. He ducks behind a limo for a moment before dashing around the corner of the arena and coming to a stop behind the wheel of a van. Master Z reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. His eyes light up as he slides them onto his fist. He squeezes them a few times before switching his attention to an oncoming vehicle.)

Master Z: Come right here my friend. Come to me!

(Master Z shifts his weight forward ready to pounce. Within a few seconds Lowedown comes into view of the camera. Master Z takes a wild swing contacting Lowedown right above his left eye with the brass knuckles.)

*THUD*

(Lowedown stumbles backwards tripping over a garbage can with a loud crashing sound. Lowedown ends up flat on his back on the hard cement with garbage scattered all around. Master Z takes a running start and leaps off a broken television monitor. Master Z comes down hard with an elbow in the throat of Lowedown.)

Master Z: Get up!

(Master Z grabs Lowedown by the hair snd pulls him to his feet. Lowedown takes a swing and hits nothing but air. Master Z counters with a punch to the ribs, a knee to the groin, and a final brass knuckle shot to the jaw. Lowedown once again hits the cement like a sack of bricks. Master Z, happy with the damage done, stands and places his hands on his hips. He smiles as he paces around Lowedown's body.)

Master Z: Look at you lying there all covered in garbage! The same story over and over again, Lowedown. You are on your back while I stand above you the world champion! You think anything will change, Lowe? Do you? Can you really imagine yourself beating me tonight or any night for that matter?

(Master Z squats down next to Lowe still talking.)

Master Z: When will you just give up and admit the truth to the world? I am the better man!

(Master Z stands and brushes the garbage and dirt off his knees.)

Master Z: Tonight we end it, Lowedown. I will show the world that I am the one true champion!

(A security guard enters the scene behind Master Z in the distance.)

Security: HEY YOU!

(Master Z smiles and disappears into the shadows.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by The Embalmer and Francine...
Fighting out of Short Hills, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Ravven

LILLY: His opponent...
Weighing in at 300 pounds...

Awesome Mike

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Ravven goes for a powerslam, but Awesome Mike counters it with a lariat.
Awesome Mike goes for a kick to the midsection, but Ravven blocks it.
Ravven goes for a dropkick, but Awesome Mike side-steps and Ravven
only hits air.
Awesome Mike goes for a facerake, but Ravven blocks it.
Ravven whips Awesome Mike into the turnbuckle.
Ravven punches Awesome Mike.
Ravven punches Awesome Mike.
The crowd is cheering on Ravven.
Ravven chops Awesome Mike.
Ravven is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Ravven hits a chop on Awesome Mike.
Ravven goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Awesome Mike counters it with
a side suplex.
Awesome Mike hits a powerbomb on Ravven.
Rick Patrick counts: One, kickout.
Awesome Mike goes for a short lariat, but Ravven ducks out of the way.
Ravven chops Awesome Mike.
The crowd is cheering on Ravven.
Ravven kicks Awesome Mike.
Ravven is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Awesome Mike kicks Ravven.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Awesome Mike.
Awesome Mike punches Ravven.
Awesome Mike goes for a German suplex, but Ravven counters it with
a backward kick.
Ravven goes for a chokehold, but Awesome Mike counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Awesome Mike almost takes Ravven's head off with a flying lariat
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Awesome Mike hits a forearm smash on Ravven.
Awesome Mike executes a kick to the midsection on Ravven.
Awesome Mike whips Ravven into the ropes.
Awesome Mike hits Ravven with a shoulderblock.
Awesome Mike goes for a punch, but Ravven reverses it.
Awesome Mike re-reverses it.
Awesome Mike hits Ravven with a diving shoulderblock.
There is no crowd reaction.
Awesome Mike almost takes Ravven's head off with a short lariat
Rick Patrick counts: One, kickout.
Awesome Mike hits a lariat on Ravven.
Awesome Mike hits Ravven with a forearm smash.
Awesome Mike goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Ravven ducks out of the way.
Ravven goes for a chokehold, but Awesome Mike counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Awesome Mike whips Ravven into the ropes.
Awesome Mike hits Ravven with a shoulderblock.
Awesome Mike whips Ravven into the ropes.
Awesome Mike hits Ravven with a clothesline.
Awesome Mike executes a forearm smash on Ravven.
Awesome Mike goes for a flying bodypress, but The Embalmer shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
You could hear a pin drop.
Joe Finch disqualifies Ravven.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.

*DING DING*

(The camera fades in to show Harry pacing up and down the hallway with both
of his hands balled up very tight, he punches his left palm with his right
fist just as Slim Jim Sullivan comes walking up behind him)

Slim: Harry, I was wondering if I could get a quick word from you before
your match in a couple of minutes?

(Harry extends all his fingers and pops his neck to the side looking back at
Slim)

Harry: Sure, lets make this quick.

Slim: No Problem, but you seem a little timid, are you worried about your
match tonight against Scotty and Ash?

(Harry freezes and glares at Slim as the camera closes in on them both)

Harry: Worried? Your asking if Hardcore Harry is worried about stepping into
a ring?

Slim: Well, just last week when you were absent for whatever reason, Scotty
did a good number on your partner Shane using an exploding board to get the
job done.

(Harry cocks his head to the side and kind of squints his eyes)

Harry: You think I am afraid Scotty might try and use an exploding board on
me tonight?

Slim: Well..

Harry: Let him try! I personally wouldn't doubt it, if you think about it,
it would be the smart thing to do. That way him and Ash retain their titles
by DQ! That would just be the perfect plan wouldn't it Slim. Oh but don't
worry about it buddy boy, I already thought that threw, I told the boys
Tobey and Mafioso to watch for something like that.

Slim: Speaking of that, you and Shane's first tag match was against Vernon
and Tamer, a notable tag team. Mafioso came down and did assist the Union
with the win there, will we see a repeat tonight.

Harry: Slim, I can't promise anything, if you see Scotty bring out any kind
of weapon such as his little exploding boards then it is out of my hands.

Slim: I understand, so I just have to get this question out. How does it
feel knowing you are about to step into the ring once again with one of your
mentors and a true BMWF Legend, Scotty Scott.

(Harry looks down to the floor showing no emotion on his face)

Harry: Scotty and I have traveled down this road so many times in the past,
but tonight is going to be completely different. Tonight I have the chance
to walk into the arena and walk out with HIS title! At Survival I know the
Union shocked him along with his other cronies when our team won the match.
He knows we can do it and I think all these little acts of violence he has
showed lately are mere signs of desperation and one thing Scotty never
shows.. FEAR!

Slim: Are you saying that Scotty fears yourself and the Union?

Harry: I'm not saying anything for sure Slim, all I am going to say is he
knows that Shane and I can get the job done, whether he says it out loud or
not. Deep down inside, he knows.

Slim: Well Harry, thank you for your time and good luck tonight in your
match, it should be great.

Harry: It should, and it will so don't miss it Slim, I want an interview
after the match so stick around the Union locker room.

(Harry shows a cocky smile as Slim turns and walks away)

Fade..

(A taxi cab pulls up to the BMWF Arena and as soon as it stops Mafioso and
Carlos step out already in mid conversation)

Mafioso:Now remember Carlos! Kate knows kung-fu or karate or whatever so
don't mess with her!

(The two stare at each other for a moment before they both completely burst
out in laughter. After a minute or two they both regain their composure)

Mafioso: Seriously though essa, don't even mess with that stupid ##### She's
not important anyways!

Carlos: Yeah I just thought it was funny how Kolic tried to sick his
girlfriend on us!

(They both begin to laugh hysterically again as they enter the building)

(The camera opens in the back of the BMWF Arena outside the Primetime locker room. Donnie is pacing back and worth in front of the door when he turns around and almost runs into Ash who is making his way to the Syndicate locker room. Donnie immediately backs up and holds his hands up slightly.)

Donnie: Oh hey, sorry about that.

Ash: No sweat, you're not really worth giving a beating to or anything. Besides aren't you the brother of that real nut case? What's her name, Dizzy or something?

Donnie: I'm not worth giving a beating to.... Thanks. And Dizi isn't a nutcase... she's just a little distracted sometimes. And, incidentally, she was the best Women's Champion this fed has had in a long time. She'd still be champion if she hadn't been sick.

Ash: Well that's not saying much seeing as Dangle's been the women's champ too. But I get the point you're sending. So any reason you're wandering around in front of these jokers' locker room? You look a little too concerened and preoccupied to be eavesdropping.

Donnie: Oh, they're having a "Prime Time Meeting" or something. Since I'm not a member of Prime Time... Well. (shrugs) Anyway, I need to check on my sister. I may not be her manager anymore, but I'm still her brother.

Ash: Not her manager? Guess some people forget what horse they rode to the dance don't they. That's sure gotta get under you skin, you doing all that work, making all those sacrifices to get her here, then she can't even have the decency to bring you along when she hits the big time. Sorta makes it look like she didn't need you all along, like everything you've done to this point was a waste of time. But I suppose if you're fine with the situation who am I to try an offer something better.

Missing Cat: Donnie: (nods) I know. All of a sudden I'm not good enough to even be in the locker room.... Wait. what do you mean something better?

Ash: It's like you said, you did manager your sister to a championship, in spite of her um... unique qualities. Just so happens that my group of outlaws might be looking for a little organization and hired muscle behind the scenes if you're interested. But you know, I'm really not sure you'd work out. I mean we need a real shark behind the scenes, somebody that's willing to do everything and anything to get us where we want to be. You'd have to be willing to cut your own mother's throat so to speak if it came down to it. And well to be honest, you're sitting out here pacing instead of actually talking to your sister. So I guess it's only fair to question if you've got what it takes to get us what we want seeing as you can't even get what you want.

Donnie: Got what it takes? I took my sister from some backwater regional wrestling fed and got her to the BMWF. Not only got her here, I made her the Women's Champion. I've dealt with all the business from setting matches to making appearances to dealing with travel arrangements. I've also taken the good, but not great, paycheck she gets and turning her into a millionaire. I didn't do all that by making friends or being in any way easy. Trust me, I know what needs to be done and I know how to get it

Ash: Heh, guess you do have some fire if you push the right buttons. Well look if you're interested I can talk it over w/ my guys. See what they think about it all. I'm not offering you a spot or anything but if they feel you'd be worth the effort, I think we might be able to work out a series of "interviews" so to speak. If you can pass our audition with flying colors I can guarantee you'd be beside us when we hit the top. We don't forget loyalty Donnie, but we don't forgive mistakes either. You want me to go to the table for you and see what I can do?

Donnie: Yeah. Talk to your guys. I think this could be a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Ash: Aight well you keep up your pacing, and that way if I need to find you I'll just look here first.

(Ash laughs to himself as he walks off leaving Donnie looking slightly annoyed yet intrigued. Ash walks off out of earshot and Donnie get in one last remark.)

Donnie: Well, he may be an @$$, but at least he's a winner.

>>>

(The scene opens in the Prime Time locker room. We first see Mr. Beauregarde
and Kate Greene sitting at a table that has papers spread out all over it.
They are conversing and going over things together.)

Clancy: But it doesn't even out..

Kate: I know but if we agree to the appearance that will cover the expense.

Clancy: Possibly. Have you set up the meeting with the company we used
before?

Kate: yes, They said they would meet with us on Wednesday.

( The camera begins to pan around the room. Kolic and Ezekiel are playing
chess off to the side.)

Ezekiel: Check...

Kolic: Where.. What?

Ezekiel: There.

Kolic: Oh. Well that's easy to stop.

Ezekiel: Interesting move..

( Then the camera moves over to show. Vern in a corner on his cell phone.)

Vern: No...I love you more.....Aww you have to go, why?...... All
right.....kisses.... No you hang up... No you.... Okay on three... One, two,
three.......You didn't hang up either!

(The camera moves again and stop when it arrives at Tamer and Dizi cuddled
up on the couch together.)

Tamer: I could stay here forever...

Dizi: You don't think the heel is too high do you?

Tamer: Nah, I like it.. They're cool.

Dizi: But no one got me what I really wanted...

Tamer: What didn't you get? Whatever it is I'll get it for you.

Dizi: A 2005, 8 cylinder, manual transmission, silver with charcoal grey
interior Mustang.

(Tamer smiles.)

Tamer: I can do that...I know this guy and I can get a good price.

Dizi: Really! You are so sweet!!

(Dizi throws her arms around his neck and kisses him passionately. The
camera zooms out as Mr. Beauregarde stands up.)

Mr. Beauregarde: Everyone... group meeting.

(Everyone gets up from where they are and all come to stand in a circle in
the middle of the room. Tamer is standing behind Dizi and has his army
around her.)

Mr. Beauregarde: Tonight is already the one month anniversary of this
reformed Prime Time. All ready we're rocking and rolling. Just look at what
we've accomplished...Ezekiel has come back from insurmountable odds to get
to the final match in his series against Judge. Vern is getting on a roll
again, with his big tag win last week. Kolic is climbing up the ranks at an
amazing rate. Dizi is singlehandedly running the Women's division. No one
can even come close to opposing her. And Tamer stood up to one of the
current greats and dethroned him, by winning the BMWF Hardcore title, which
was the one title no Prime Time member has ever held.

Vern: Other than the World Title...

Mr. Beauregarde: Tyrone-

Vern: Oh good gawd!

Mr. Beauregarde: Anyhow.. I just wanted to wish everyone well tonight... Not
good luck, because well we don't need it.

(All of Prime Time Holds hand in a circle Tamer now standing to Dizi's side.
Mr. Beauregarde squeezes Vern's hand and Vern squeezes Ezekiel's hand who is
to his right. This continues through the circle like a pulse.)

Vern: Ladies and gentlemen, may this evening bring nothing but success. You
are all the greatest,
most shining examples of talent, ambition, and excellence in the entire
BMWF, and it is an honour
to be associated with you. Everyone...break a leg tonight. Preferably
someone else's.

Ezekiel: I started my journey with The Judge alone, and that is the way I
would like it to finish. Tonight is indeed a big night, all will hear our
Truth!

Kolic: I feel a little left out, since I don't have to defend or attempt to
capture a title tonight. Still, Mafioso is no slouch, as I've learned from
my repeated attempts to attain the now defunct Lightweight Title. May you
all do as well as I know you'll do, and win or lose, we are, were, and
always will be the greatest group of wrestlers in BMWF history.

Kate: I feel even more left out, all of you will be competing while I watch
from the sidelines. The best I can do is offer my support to each of you,
and I expect all of you to return with as much as or more gold than you have

Dizi: Does anyone have a Santa's Helper costume?

Tamer: All of you are my family, you know that. I am proud to call myself a
member of this stable. We all have our battles to fight. And whether or not
we are victorious is not what matters. What matters is that we give
everything we have. That if we do fall it is as the last breath exits our
body. We are the best in the BMWF and we shall fight as such. Everyone is
watching us and we shall entertain as always.

(The group then puts all there hands in the middle sacked one on top of the
other.)

Mr. Beauregarde: What time is it?

Prime time: PRIME TIME!!

FADE OUT

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Olympia, Washington...
Weighing in at 145 pounds...

Brodie Manson

KING: Wait! Look!

JR: IT'S KRIS JERICHO!

KING: And his band "Fuzzy"!

JR: They're back!

KING: He's got the mic!

Jericho: Welcome to BEDLAM...IS...JERICHO!!!

(fans cheer)

Jericho: Well, it looks like we've got ourselves another no-show! Yeah, and since Howitzer spent his million dollars on a trip to Timbuktu and couldn't deliver Metallica...it's up to me...you hero...Kris Jericho...to save the day!!

Jericho: Now, for Brodie, me and my band have a song for you! It goes like this:

(music plays)

NA NA NA NA!
NA NA NA NA!
HEY HEY HEY!
GOOD-BYE!

KING: What horrible singing!

Jericho and Fans:
NA NA NA NA!
NA NA NA NA!
HEY HEY HEY!
GOOD-BYE!

JR: I guess that takes care of this match! Francine wins by default! We'll be right back!!

(Camera cuts backstage where Witherspoon is walking down a hallway. Dizi spots him and slips up behind him quietly. She jumps on his back, throwing her arms around his neck.)

Dizi: Spoooonnnnn!!!!

(Witherspoon stumbles foreward slightly, eyes wide)

Witherspoon: Ah!

(He glances over his shoulder and smiles)

Witherspoon: Oh, hey Danielle

(Dizi laughs, kisses Witherspoon on the cheek and drops off his back.)

Dizi: Hiya! How you doin? Man, I haven't seen you in ages! Do you have a match tonight? I do. But I have to dress up like Santa's helper. I got my puppy a tug of war toy for Christmas and she really likes it. Have you seen my brother? And, man, I'm starving.

(Witherspoon grins)

Witherspoon: Yea, I missed you. I saw your brother a little while ago. Not sure where he is now.

Dizi: So, who are you fighting tonight? I'm fighting... um... someone.... I forget who. Doesn't matter. What have you been up to?

Witherspoon: I'm fighting Tobey tonight. And I've been up to a lot. Been working on my house a lot, trying to get the work done before it get's really cold.

Dizi: Yeah, I don't like the winter much. I'm more of a summer girl. Oh, Tobey. Didn't you used to kick him in the head? I bet that's why he wants to fight you. Do you like my hair? I just had the purple done today.

Witherspoon: Yea, I like it alot. The Blue was better though.

Dizi: But, I got new ring gear and it's purple, so I figured I'd go ahead and do the hair to match. I, Robot is out on DVD.

Witherspoon: True enough. Yea, that movie rocks. They stole my name though...

Dizi: Your name isn't Robot.

Witherspoon: This is True, but Will Smith's nickname in the movie is Spoon.

Dizi: Really? That's fabulous! I haven't seen it yet. I got it for Christmas, but haven't had time to watch it. I also got new boots. Not ring boots... boot boots. They're black leather and have spiked heels. Very trashy. I love them. But I missed Lost... I hope it was a repeat.

Witherspoon: They sound good. And I haven't seen Lost. I really don't watch a whole lot of TV.

Dizi: I don't either, except Lost. That's because I want to know what's in the jungle. Oh! Guess what?

Witherspoon: What?

Dizi: I don't have anything to wear in my match tonight!

(Witherspoon blinks)

Witherspoon: Uhh, so what are you going to do?

(Dizi smiles brightly at Witherspoon.)

Dizi: I don't know!

Witherspoon: You mean they don't provide Santa girl outfits? That doesn't seem right...

Dizi: (shrugs) I don't know. Maybe I should I check with the wardrobe girl. Do we have a wardrobe girl?

Witherspoon: I dunno. I really haven't had to use a wardrobe person. Maybe the makeup girl would know.

Dizi: Good idea! But, I have to deliver a blow torch first. And get something to eat. I didn't have any breakfast.

(Dizi hugs Witherspoon, kisses him on the cheek, then disappears down the hall.)

(Witherspoon smiles and watches her run down the hall. Suddenly his face becomes serious.)

Witherspoon: Oh god... What does she need a blowtorch for?

FADE

(Mafioso's music plays over the PA system as he makes his way to the ring.
He slides in then pulls out a mic from his back pocket)

Mafioso: Cut the music!

(The music abruptly stops)

Mafioso: I came out here for two reasons! Number One: To tell Kolic that he
better be prepared for our match but I could care less whether he is or not.
And Number Two: To congratulate Shane and Harry on winning the Tag Team
Titles...

JR: They haven't even wrestled yet!

King: Maybe he's psychic JR!

Mafioso:...Tobey on defending his TV Title....

JR: Oh this is ridiculous!

Mafioso:...and finally to give all you people a chance to applaud for me now
cuz I will be winning MY match!

( A small chorus of boos starts to ring out as Mafioso drops the mic and
heads back to The Union locker-room)

(The scene opens up inside "The Rock Star" Tai Hashi's sporty silver Ferrari
360 Spider. Tai is driving though Adrian, Michigan, the radio is on high
volume playing "You Give Love A Bad Name", Tai Hashi is sitting in the
drivers seat wearing a pair of brown shades, a blue button-up silk shirt and
a pair of blue denim jeans. He's driving with one hand while the other hand
is tapping his thigh to the music.)

Tai Hashi: (Singing) Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love a bad name

(The music fades away to the sound of the DJ, Jerry McKnight.)

Jerry McKnight: Hello ladies and gentlemen, that was a Bon Jovi classic here
on Radio ZWBK's evening session! If you're heading into Adrian, Michigan
this evening, don't forget to check out BMWF Pay-Per-View, Seasons Beatings!
There's a line-up of great matches in store including Tai Hashi versus. Ash.
Obviously, Ash is the favourite going into this match being the more veteran
of the two.

(Tai Hashi switches off the radio and mutters to himself.)

Tai Hashi: Experience isn't everything! I'm going to prove everybody wrong
and I'm going to go into that match confident and I'm going to leave the
victor; that is something I can guaran-damn-tee!

(The ringing of his cell-phone suddenly interrupts Tai; Tai pulls the
Motorola out of his jeans pocket and places it to his ear.)

Tai Hashi: Hello, Rock Star speaking.

(The man on the other end of the phone is a BMWF roadie and good friend of
Tai's.)

Roadie: Hey dude, where the hell are you? The show began about twenty
minutes ago!

Tai Hashi: Look man, no worry, I'm good. I decided to take my time; that's
all.

Roadie: Take your time? Dude, you have a match you got to prepare for! You
know it's an important match!

Tai Hashi: I know that, in fact, I'm prepared! I'm prepared for anything
that wants to stand in my way, tonight. Nothing is going to stop me from
giving Ash what he deserves and that's a size nine shoe shoved right up his.

Roadie: .Dude, just get here as soon as possible, okay?

Tai Hashi: I'm just approaching the parking lot now; I'll see you inside.

(Tai puts the phone back into his pocket and enters the parking lot as the
scene fades, as the scene is fading we hear him singing to himself.)

Tai Hashi: (Singing) Whoa, living on a prayer!!

FADE.

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LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Weighing in at 401 pounds...

Joe Gomer

(The Gomer Pyle theme plays as Joe Gomer comes to the ring wearing his normal ring attire.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Roderick Bane...

KING: Wait! Look!

JR: IT'S KRIS JERICHO!

KING: And his band "Fuzzy"!

JR: They're back!

KING: Here we go again!

Jericho:
(music plays)

NA NA NA NA!
NA NA NA NA!
HEY HEY HEY!
GOOD-BYE!

KING: What horrible singing!

Jericho and Fans:
NA NA NA NA!
NA NA NA NA!
HEY HEY HEY!
GOOD-BYE!

JR: I guess that takes care of this match! Joe Gomer wins by default! We'll be right back!!

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BRUISER: What the heck is this, Cheri? 2 minutes before the PPV, we have ourselves another quitter!

BRUISER: But what's worse than their quitting, we gotta listen to that jackass Jericho sing!

(Camera cuts to the Prime Time Locker Room. Dizi enters, holding something behind her back. She looks around and spots Ezekiel taping his wrists for his match.)

Dizi: Hey! I got you a present!

(Dizi practically bounces over and shows Ezekiel the mini blow torch she was holding behind her back.)

Dizi: It's for your match tonight! The one you usually use is kind of heavy, this one is really light and easy to use! I'll show you! Do you have a lighter?

(Ezekiel points to the table)

Ezekiel: You know, Dizi, not that I am ungrateful, but I will not be able to use this in my match tonight

(Dizi tilts her head and looks at Ezekiel.)

Dizi: Don't you like it?

Ezekiel: I must admit the old blowtorch is cumbersome, but the match tonight is not no disqualification. Nonetheless...

(Dizi picks up a lighter and fires up the blowtorch.)

Dizi: Yeah! Look at this one, though... you can use it one handed!

(Dizi waves the blowtorch around vaguely, the flame coming dangerously close to Ezekiel.)

Ezekiel: I think I may be able to use this

(Ezekiel quickly puts out a hand and grabs Dizi's wrist)

Ezekiel: And I also admire your flagrant abuse of health and safety regulations

(Dizi smiles brightly at Ezekiel as he takes the blowtorch from her carefully.)

Dizi: Thanks! I'm really glad you like it. I always thought I should get you something to thank you for letting me borrow your bag that time against Moonie. Do you have any chocolate?

(Ezekiel produces two 100 Grand bars)

Dizi: Oh, My God! Those are my favorite!

(Dizi grabs the candy bars and starts tearing into them.)

Dizi: Thanks, I haven't eaten today. Donnie usually takes me to breakfast, but, I haven't seen him. I think his feelings are hurt.

(Ezekiel smiles at Dizi)

Ezekiel: Thank you for my new toy, whenever you want a shot feel free. I have an interview scheduled now, I will talk to you later.

(Dizi hugs him suddenly.)

Dizi: Okay! I'll see you later! Good luck tonight!

(Dizi practically bounces out of the locker room.)

FADE

JR: This has already proven to be an exciting night already.

King: There have been alot of people that are leaving here tonight upset.

JR: Dreams have been crushed tonight I know....

>>>>

("Fighter" by Christina Aguilera blasts over the PA as on the Bruisertron flashes one single name.)

King: FIFI!!!! FIFI HAS RETURNED!!!!!

JR: I am excited to see her back as well but I am not sure as to why she is here.

King: Who cares!?!?! We got puppies!!!!

(Fifi continues to make her way down to the ring as she greets her fans. She carefully steps under the ropes as not to reveil much from under her skimmy French Maid outfit. She struts to the center of the ring and stands in the center as the fans greet her with cheers.)

Fifi: I know it has been so long since I have been here. But I am so glad to see that so many of my fans have not forgotten me.

(The fans cheer wildly.)

Fifi: I made myself a promise last time I was here.

(She stops as a Fifi chant begins.)

Fifi: I rpomised that if I didn't feel right bout it then. That I would not step back in the ring. But now I feel the time is right for my return. I know deep down that there is still room here for me. I want all of you to know... I have missed you all and I am so glad that I am back. I have been seeing how great the women here have been doing. I know that the Women's World title is not active right now. But one day, when it does... I will get My title back!!!

(She drops the mic in the center of the ring as she exits the ring.)

King: I remember... Oh do I remember.... Man do I remember those puppies!!!!

JR: King, I think she is refering to how she never lost the Women's title a few years back. It became the Gold Belt and she was left in the cold.

King: Nothing like a woman scorned... AND PUPPIES!!!!!

(The scene switches and shows a blue Jaguar XKR pulling into the arena parking lot. It comes to a schreeching halt and the drivers door flies open Shane gets out and tosses his keys to the parking valet. Shane has his bag slung over his shoulder. He opens the arena hall door and Jacklyn J's running down the hall towards him.)

Jacklyn J.: Shane, Shane! Where the hell have you been?

(Jacklyn J. stops running and starts walking.)

Shane: I've been on my way here.

Jacklyn J.: You left the hotel 5 hours ago. I had to call Harry to come pick me up.

Shane: Ok whoops! Oh well. Its not like it was that big of a problem.

Jacklyn J.: Are you ok?

Shane: I'm fine there was some issues I had to take care of.

(Jacklyn gets a ver frustrated look on her face.)

Jacklyn J.: What would those BE?!

Shane: Well frankly I don't believe its really any of your business because you weren't there nor were you involved so I'll see you later i gotta get to the locker room.

(Shane keeps walking and Jacklyn stops in the hallway with her jaw dropped as the camera fades out.)

(Tobey Miliken is standing on the side of the road. He is wearing his black leather jacket that says, “Hollywood Idol” on the back embroidered in gold. Tobey takes off his shades. He is wearing blue jeans and a white buttoned up shirt that is slightly unbuttoned to show a gold necklace with the letters TCB and a lightning bolt.)

Tobey: I am standing here on the side of a road here in the lousy state of Michigan. Home of the Chokers known as the Wolverines. (Flashes of the Michigan, Ohio St. game.) Home to the Detroit Pistons, who can’t even play a simple game of basketball without fighting over it. (Flashes of the Pistons, Pacers brawl shows.) Home to the lousiest rap singer of all time Kid Rock. (Flashes of Kid Rock doing a duet with Hank Williams JR. is shown.) Home of the worst baseball team of all time, The Detroit Tigers.(Flashes of the Tigers playing poorly are shown.) So why am I here in this pathetic state? I am here for Seasons Beatings. I am here to kick the lousiest wrestler in the BMWF to the curb and teach him a lesson once and for all that Tobey Miliken is the GREATEST TV CHAMPION EVER.
So I stand here on the side of the road. I stand here and I look back at my time so far in the BMWF. There have been alliances such that I made with Ezekiel and Howitzer, and yet those alliances have been broken. (Flashes of Ezekiel and Howitzer fighting Tobey are shown.) I have had great matches, like The Darkside Chamber match, (Flashes of the Darkside Chamber Match are shown) where I won the TV title and forever changed the BMWF by becoming the GREATEST TV champion of all time. I have had some instances in which my life was almost destroyed. Such as when Zeke and I fell off the roof of the Madison Square Garden. (Flashes of Tobey being pushed off the Madison Square Garden roof shows.) Yet I, Tobey F. Miliken, continue to bounce back and do what comes natural, KICK BUTT!
You know looking back down the road of the past year I see a lot of highlights that some would not even have in a career yet I have managed to do these in one years time. I have also had some great rivalries. The time I peed on Lowedown’s old lady, man that started a heated feud. But you know something, the feud with Witherspoon has been by far the greatest and perhaps the building of the greatest feud that will ever transpire here in the BMWF. (Flashes of Witherspoon and Tobey fighting are shown.) As time passes the feud between Spoon and I continues to grow and become more detestable and more hated that one day it could easily become the greatest feud ever.
Tonight I will journey down the road with Spoon again in another great match. Again I will walk away the victor and champion. But the feud of Spoon and Tobey Miliken has reached a crossroads. It is obvious to everyone that I am the next great superstar in this sport. I need to climb on up the ladder. I need to journey on. After tonights match with Witherspoon I will leave Michigan as the TV champion and I will continue down a road in which I will become the greatest EVER! I will journey down a road that takes me to bigger and better things. This is my crossroads.

(The camera shows a fork in the road. On the side of both roads that fork out is a road sign. One sign says, BMWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. The other road has a sign also that says, BMWF MEDIOCRITY.)

Tobey: I Tobey Miliken will never settle for Mediocrity. I am going to become the greatest. Today I am the greatest TV champion of all time. Next I will become the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time and then I will become the greatest WORLD CHAMPION of ALL TIME! The road I take has been traveled before, but it has never been traveled by anyone like me. Goodbye Spoon perhaps we will meet again on the road to the World Championship.

(Tobey puts his shades on and gets into a black Lamborghini Murcielago. He burns rubber and heads down the road that says, BMWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!)

>>>

(The camera cuts backstage to a close up of Cheri Runnels.)

Cheri: I'm backstage with former Women's Champion, Dizi MacPhearson.

(The camera pulls back to reveal Dizi standing next to Cheri.)

Cheri: Tell me, Dizi, how do you feel about tonight's match against Nittia?

Dizi: Who?

Cheri: Nittia. You're facing her in just a little while.

Dizi: Oh, I thought I was facing someone in a Santa's Helper suit.

Cheri: You are. The match is a 'Santa's Helper Outfit' match.

Dizi: Oh, yeah... I really should see about finding one of those.

Cheri: You mean you don't have one?

Dizi: Have one what?

Cheri: A Santa's Helper Outfit!

Dizi: No, do you?

Cheri: Well, as a matter of fact, I do.

Dizi: Really?

Cheri: Yes. I wore it to the Christmas party.

Dizi: Does it have a cap?

Cheri: Of course. And a black leather belt.

(Cheri glances at Dizi's feet.)

Cheri: Although I don't think the shoes that go with it will fit you.

Dizi: That's okay, I have a new pair of boots that I got for Christmas! Where is it now?

Cheri: It's in my luggage, in the locker room.

Dizi: Jammin!

(Dizi takes Cheri's arm and steers her towards the locker room area leaving the cameraman filming an empty hallway.)

FADE

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Clearwater, Florida...
Weighing in at 130 pounds...

Danielle "Dizi" MacPhearson

("Bad Reputation" by Halfcocked plays over the PA system. The crowd pops, then begins to laugh as the song continues to play. The song is nearly over when, finally, Dizi rushes out from the back. She comes to a stop at the top of the ramp, smiles, and waves at the crowd. A number of fans wave back making Dizi laugh in delight. The crowd roars in approval at the outfit she is wearing for the match.)

(Dizi's outfit for the match consists of an extremely short red velvet skirt, trimmed with white fur along the bottom hem and accessorized with a black leather belt with a brass buckle. The top is a red velvet halter, trimmed with white fur. A red, velvet Santa stocking cap, also trimmed with white fur is on her head. To complete the outfit, she has on a pair of black leather boots with 4 inch spiked heels.)

King: WOW!! That is some outfit, JR!

JR: Yes, it is, King.

King: I think we may get to see puppies tonight, JR!

JR: Well, we're definitely going to get an asthetically pleasing match here.

King: What do you mean 'asthetically pleasing'?

JR: I mean that's one hot outfit.

(Dizi turns and looks back at the entryway. After a minute, she heads down the ramp towards the ring. It takes Dizi several minutes to reach the ring since she stops to talk to any fan that seems receptive and her brother isn't there to usher her to the ring. Eventually, Dizi makes it to the ring and steps carefully between the ropes. She waves to the fans in all directions then heads towards the ring ropes to wait for the match to begin.)

JR: She's gonna bounce, JR! Look! She's gonna bounce!!

LILLY: Her opponent...
From Houston, TX...
Weighing in at 128 pounds...

Nittia

(Nittia comes out wearing a skimpy Santa bikini. Actually, Santa in a bikini would be a horrifying sight, so let's just call it a red and white fur bikini.)

*DING DING*

JR: The bell sounds and Dizi and Nittia lock up in the center of the ring.
They're trying to force the other back.
Dizi pushes Nittia back, breaking the hold.

King: Now, Dizi is waving to her!

JR: Well, Dizi is very friendly.

King: I'd like to be friendly with Dizi! Especially when she's dressed like that!

JR: Waistlock takedown by Dizi.
Dizi applies a hammerlock.

King: Uh oh.... Dizi's getting distracted by the crowd again.

JR: Dizi releases her hold. She's turning her back to Nittia!

King: Well, Dizi is busy waving to the fans.

JR: Nittia is getting to her feet.

King: I don't think Dizi realizes it!

JR: Nittia tries for a kick to Dizi's back.
Dizi turns and catches Nittia's foot.
Dizi has Nittia back down to the mat.
Dizi locks in an armlock leglock submission.

King: Nittia is too close to the ropes!

JR: I think you're right... You are right, King.
Nittia reaches the ropes.
The referee calls for the break.
Dizi hits a high kick on Nittia.
Dizi locks Nittia in a wristlock.
Nittia is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Nittia tries to escape the hold.
Nittia grabs the ropes after 21 seconds.
Dizi executes a baseball slide on Nittia.
Dizi chops Nittia.
Nittia kicks Dizi.
Nittia kicks Dizi.
The crowd is starting to get behind Nittia.
Nittia executes a kneelift on Dizi.
Nittia hits Dizi with a jawbreaker.
Nittia whips Dizi into the ropes.
Nittia hits Dizi with a single-leg takedown.

JR: Dizi whips Nittia into the ropes.
Dizi executes a clothesline.
Nittia hits the canvas hard.
Dizi moves behind Nittia and executes a series of back suplexes.
Dizi executes a bridging back suplex that turns into a pin attempt.

King: Dizi's going for the pin!

JR: Nittia's shoulders are down!
The referee is in position for the count!

The referee counts 1... 2... 3!!
Dizi wins!

King: JR, as long as Dizi is wearing that outfit, we're all winners!

*DING DING*

(Witherspoon is walking around in the parking garage.)

King: It looks like Witherspoon has just arrived for the big night.

JR: Spoon will have his hands full tonight.

(Suddenly a black Lamborghini comes racing around the corner and hits Spoon sending him over the car and onto the hard concrete floor of the parking garage. Spoon lies completely still. The car stops and the car door opens. It is Tobey Miliken.)

Tobey: Don’t you ever watch where you are going? Good night Spoon you scratched my car. Do you know what kind of car this is? It’s a Lamborghini. This car costs more than you are worth.

(Tobey bends over and grabs Witherspoon by the neck and then slams the back of his head down real hard on the concrete.)

Tobey: I warned you Spoon. You have screwed with the wrong guy this time. Tonight you are going to be one sore son of a gun when I get through with you.

(Tobey kicks Spoon in the ribs and then gets in his car and parks it. Tobey gets back out of his car and walks back over to Spoon.)

Tobey: By the way, here is the dress that I said would wear to the pay per view.

(Tobey pulls out a red evening gown and pulls it over his suit.)

Tobey: I will walk into that arena wearing it but the minute I am in, I am ripping this trash off and I will have owed up to my end of the bargain. See you in a few Spoon.

(Tobey walks away.)

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(Ash hangs up his cell phone as the camera cuts in and talks to himself.)

Ash: Well that takes care of Judge and Spoon. Guess All I have left is to talk it over with Scotty.

(Scotty walks in and catches the last part of what Ash had said.)

Scotty: What'cha wanna talk 'bout?

Ash: Look I’ve been thinking about what we were saying last week about getting our *bleep* together. So I figure we should talk about this whole manager situation.

Scotty: Been thinkin' 'bout both as a matta a fact.

Ash: Been thinking have you? Thought I smelled smoke. Besides what did I tell you about hanging around in the Boiler Room again.

Scotty: Ya know I do muh best thinkin' there.

Ash: Back to the point. What are you thoughts on this MacPhearson kid Donnie. I ran into him earlier tonight. I think he might work out. I mean he did get that sister of his to a championship title. Think what he could do if he’s not stuck babysitting half the time.

Scotty: I think he might work... He ain't been in the business that long though.

Ash: Well by that reasoning we shouldn’t have taken in Spoon either.

Scotty: Yeah I know he is still new ta the buiness but he knows what we want outta him... Donnie might not be in this for the right reasons.

Ash: You should know that time served doesn’t always mean anything. Hell maybe we could even use some rookie desire, get somebody that wants to prove himself, not somebody that’s just going to add this to his resume. Look think on this kid seriously, the manager talent pool isn’t exactly boiling over with unused talent. I think we should grab this kid up before his sister or Primetime realize what their passing over.

Scotty: Ok.. Ok... I will take Donnie a lil'more seriously.... But ya know we got Harry and muh cousin Shane tanight.

Ash: Yeah and after that I gotta go eat some dinner and grab a nap. Look I’m not even going to bother getting worked up about those two. If we lose these belts, it won’t be to those two. But look I’m going to whip the living hell out of Tai tonight and I have a feeling that kid might put up a good fight, so you need to be ready to shoulder the load on this if I’m a bit winded down the stretch. Get me?

Scotty: Yeah.. But we gotta take these two seriously tanight. Last time Shane and Harry were in the ring wit the Syndicate... Harry d@mned near walked away wit a million dollars.

Ash: I hardly consider a match where we got stuck with this 5 minute star Byron worth mentioning. Besides that wasn’t for our gold, this is. I’m not worried, but you better bring the heat just in case.

Scotty: I got muh mind set on not just beatin' them tanight... But makin' sure that they near set foot in a BMWF ring again.

Ash: Sounds like you’re on the right train of thought.

Scotty: So here is what we;re gonna do....

(The door slams shut.)

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(Just as Ryushi Fujita enters the BMWF Arena he is ambushed by The Couch.)

The Couch: Ryushi, tonight you are facing not one but two tough matches. Wha-

Ryushi Fujita: Wow Couch, how did you figure that one out. You're like the modern day Columbo aren't ya?

The Couch: Hey now, I'm just here asking you questions. Can I ask why you accepted teh macth with Tamer?

Ryushi Fujita: Well Couch, is America not known as the "Land of Opportunity"?

The Couch: Well, yes it is.

Ryushi Fujita: Ok then, consider this my being opportunistic as the result of someone else's fleeing.

The Couch: Fleeing?

Ryushi Fujita: Yes Couch fleeing. Tamer was scheduled to face Axe but Axe decided to bail on the match for his own reasons so I saw the opportunity to gain another championship here so I took it. And yes I am aware that I am wrestling Paddy O'Brien tonight also Couch. So to sum up for you, two tough matches in one night, but the reward for winning the second is oh so sweet. Thanks for coming out Couch, but we're done.

(Fujita walks past The Couch bumping into him as he does.)

The Couch: (under his breath)Man I hate him.

(The camera fades in and it appears it is following someone’s footsteps, as the camera pans up revealing Hardcore Harry. Harry is almost at there locker room when he turns the corner Shane is seen approaching the Union locker room with his bag slung over his shoulder. Shane pauses as Harry comes up to him)

Harry: Hey man, where the hell have you been, Jacklyn had to call me to go and pick her up from the hotel. I haven’t heard from you in a while, are you okay man?

Shane: I had some issues and problesm I had to take care of.

(Harry has a confused look on his face at first but he shakes it off)

Harry: Okay, now anyways, you are ready for tonight right?

Shane: Let me put it this way when its all said and done Scotty's going feel like the younger cousin!

Harry: That’s what I am talking about, them Tag Straps baby!

Shane: What about Tobey and Mafioso, any problems there?

Harry: Everything’s under control right now, I just talked to Tobey about his match and Mafioso is more than ready to take on Kolic. Now them guys can take care of themselves, tonight you and I need to make sure Scotty and Ash don’t try anything funny.

Shane: After last week with those boards I swore to god that I wouldn't let Scotty get away with that.

Harry: Yeah, those sick S.O.B.’s are going to get theirs tonight, no more cheap attacks from behind and no more acts of desperation! You and I both know we can take these guys just as we did at Survival.

(Harry pats Shane on the shoulder)

Harry: So my man, are you ready to become a two time Tag Team Champion or what!?!

Shane: Hell yeah, you know it!

Harry: That is what I am talking about, hey, I am gonna hit the weights before the match so if ya need me I will be in the weight room.

Shane: Okay man, I am going to drop my stuff off.

(Shane enters the locker room and shuts the door as Harry walks off. The camera closes in the “New” Union sign on the door)

Fade……

PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!

(Black and white pyros shoot off around the stage as the Judge Joe Brown theme hits. The Judge appears from behind the curtains, wearing his "Judge" shirt and holding his gavel. He walks about halfway down the ramp and then stops. The Judge raises his gavel in the air and then brings it down three times, each time a black and white pyro shoots off behind him. He enters the ring and raises his gavel in the air to get boos from the crowd. The Judge then grabs a mic from ringside and addresses the crowd.)

Judge: Tonight the Best of Five series comes to an end. It's been a long and hard journey, starting with the first No DQ match in November, which I won, followed by the Cage match on December 6th, which I also won. But then I became cocky, I'll admit I underestimated Ezekiel a little bit and he managed to pull off two wins. But tonight it ends here, tonight is Match Five and it's do or die time! And just to let you all in on a little secret, I plan to do!

(The crowd boos.)

Judge: Ezekiel is not deserving of the Intercontinental championship! I have been in the BMWF for two and a half long years and have sacrificed my body numerous times, what has Ezekiel ever done for the fans? I've been in tons of cage matches, ladder matches, TLC matches, but what kind of special matches, apart from this series, has Ezekiel been in? Hell, just look at the stable Ezekiel is associated with and that will give you a clue as to how talented he is!

(The crowd boos.)

Judge: I could care less what you fans think of me because the fact of the matter is The Judge is walking out of this dump you call Adrian the NEW BMWF Intercontinental Champion, and THAT...IS...FINAL!

(The Judge Joe Brown theme hits again as The Judge heads back up the ramp, taunting the fans as he does so.)s

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(We see Paddy O’Brien backstage in the interview
area with Bole. Paddy is wearing green wrestling
tights emblazoned with a white shamrock on the left
thigh. He has on black boots, and has the Irish
flagged draped over his shoulders)

Bole: Paddy O’Brien

(Paddy interrupts)

Paddy: Just call me Paddy.

Bole: Paddy, you’ve been in the BMWF a few weeks
now but we don’t really know that much about you.

Paddy: As I told you last week it is obvious to see, I am an open book.

Bole: Tonight you face Ryushi Fujita, a big step up
from the couple of guys you’ve faced so far.

Paddy: Very true Bole, this Ryushi fella is a tough
Kid, he beat me last week. But ya can never underestimate
teh Irish.

Bole: So you’re confident.

PADDY: Confident as ever, however Bole don’t
mistake it for foolhardiness. Now its time for me
ta face the music…

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

From Tokyo, Japan...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

Ryushi Fujita

("Battle Without Honor Or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei starts to play as the fans in attendance look towards the entrance area. A good sized pop greets Ryushi Fujita as he walks out onto the stage area followed by Kojima. The former Light Heavyweight Champ makes his way down to the ring area, his focus solely on the match at hand. Once inside he bounces off the ropes a few times before the match begins.)

LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Tipperary, Ireland...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

"Irish" Paddy O'Brien

(The arena lights dim and the
Irish flag appears on the Bruisertron)

P.A: She won't come, just when you want it…

(Suddenly, ‘Top O’ The Morning
To Ya’ by House of Pain blares over the P.A.)

P.A: Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun…

King: Here we go J.R; it’s the Irish guy.
He’s been a little quite over the past week!

(‘Irish’ Paddy O’Brien appears at the
top of the entrance ramp. He is dressed
in a tight black tank top, with baggy
white trousers. He is slim build, but with
very well defined upper body, evidenced
by the tank top. In one hand he carries
the Irish flag, the other a microphone)

JR: Paddy O’Brien making his way
down to the ring.

(Paddy O’Brien continues down to
ringside, and rolls into the ring)

JR: A tougher test for Paddy O’Brien here tonight.

King: It may be too tough for him, facing Ryushi
Fujita of The Family.

Paddy: Cut teh music!

(The music cuts abruptly, and
Paddy continues in a strong Irish drawl)

Paddy: Ryushi, I know you’re thinking you got it
easy tonight, its time for a nasty shock.

*DING DING*

JR: Paddy and Ryushi locking up, Ryushi
behind with a backlock, Ezekiel with a
hiptoss sends Ryushi to the canvas. Ezekiel lifts him
and throws him to the outside.

King: Ryushi slowly getting to his feet.

JR: Here comes Paddy, bounces off the ropes, and nails a
baseball slide right into the face of Ryushi.

King: Ryushi into the guardrail, Paddy with stiff kicks to
the legs of Ryushi.

JR: Trying to eliminate Ryushi’s main asset, that being
speed.

Paddy O'Brien goes for Canadian backbreaker into turnbuckle, but Ryushi Fujita
slides down his back.
Ryushi Fujita hits Paddy O'Brien with an inverted DDT.
Ryushi Fujita hits Paddy O'Brien with a shining wizard.
Ryushi Fujita uses a brainbuster on Paddy O'Brien.
Ryushi Fujita takes Paddy O'Brien down with a brainbuster.
The crowd is behind Ryushi Fujita all the way.
Ryushi Fujita is going for the cover.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita takes Paddy O'Brien down with a springboard huricanrana.
Len Stanley counts: One, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita takes Paddy O'Brien down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita almost takes Paddy O'Brien's head off with a clothesline
Ryushi Fujita goes for a head and arm suplex, but Paddy O'Brien blocks it.
Ryushi Fujita nails Paddy O'Brien with an inverted DDT.

Fujita grabs O'Brien and tries to bodyslam him only to be thrown away. As he gets to his feet Fujita is greeted by a stiff forearm shot to the head by O'Brien staggering him backwards. He connects on several more forearms before sending Fujita into the ropes. Fujita ducks the clothesline attempt and springboards off the ropes catching O'Brien and delivering a reverse DDT that brings the crowd to life.

Ryushi Fujita goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Paddy O'Brien blocks it.
Paddy O'Brien executes a dropkick to the knee on Ryushi Fujita.
Paddy O'Brien nails Ryushi Fujita with throat punch.
The crowd is really behind Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien nails Ryushi Fujita with a baseball slide.
Paddy O'Brien nails Ryushi Fujita with a baseball slide.
Paddy O'Brien takes Ryushi Fujita down with a dropkick to the knee.
Paddy O'Brien uses throat punch on Ryushi Fujita.
There are lots of chants for Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien
points to his downed opponent and says,"IIs that Irish enough for ya?".
The crowd is really behind Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien throws Ryushi Fujita out of the ring.
Paddy O'Brien goes outside.
Paddy O'Brien knocks Ryushi Fujita into the ringsteps.
Paddy O'Brien hits Ryushi Fujita with a legsweep.
Paddy O'Brien shoves Ryushi Fujita into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Len Stanley counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Paddy O'Brien executes a series of kicks to the leg on Ryushi Fujita.
Len Stanley counts: 2.
Paddy O'Brien executes a fisherman suplex on Ryushi Fujita.
Paddy O'Brien
points to his downed opponent and says," Is that Irish enough for ya?".
There are lots of chants for Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien
points to his downed opponent and says," Is that Irish enough for ya?".
There are lots of chants for Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien throws Ryushi Fujita into the guardrail.
Paddy O'Brien executes a fisherman suplex on Ryushi Fujita.
Len Stanley counts: 3.
Paddy O'Brien shoves Ryushi Fujita into the guardrail.
Paddy O'Brien takes Ryushi Fujita down with a legsweep.
Len Stanley counts: 4.
Len Stanley counts: 5.
Paddy O'Brien takes Ryushi Fujita down with a dropkick.
Len Stanley counts: 6.
Len Stanley counts: 7.
Paddy O'Brien whips Ryushi Fujita into the guardrail.
Len Stanley counts: 8.
Paddy O'Brien
points to his downed opponent and says,"IIs that Irish enough for ya?".
The crowd is really behind Paddy O'Brien.
Paddy O'Brien takes Ryushi Fujita down with a dropkick.
Paddy O'Brien executes throat punch on Ryushi Fujita.
Ryushi Fujita has been cut open.
Paddy O'Brien whips Ryushi Fujita into the guardrail.
Len Stanley counts: 9.
Paddy O'Brien climbs back into the ring.
Ryushi Fujita rolls back in under the bottom rope.

Fujita slowly lifts O'Brien to his feet and then drives him to the mat with a snap suplex. He then moves him towards the corner and quickly executes a split legged moonsault. Fujita pauses for a second before grabbing O'Brien and driving him to the mat with a vicious ddt. He quickly pounces on him and locks in a kneelock submission. O'Brien remains in the hold for several seconds before finally reaching the bottom rope causing the ref to break the hold.

Paddy O'Brien nails Ryushi Fujita with a fisherman suplex.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Paddy O'Brien goes for a series of kicks to the leg, but Ryushi Fujita
counters it with a dragon screw.

O'Brien staggers Fujita with a stiff right hand and quickly follows that up with a short arm clothesline. Fujita is stomped a couple of times before being dragged to his feet and whipped into the ropes, O'Brien goes for another clothesline but Fujita counters it by ducking the clothesline and connecting with a reverse neckbreaker. Fujita quickly grabs him and drives him to the mat with a T-Bone suplex. He stomps on O'Brien a few times before climbing the turnbuckle and leaping off with a flying elbowdrop

JR: Ryushi has Paddy dazed, he doesn’t seem
to know where he is. Ryushi swings, somehow
Paddy blocks, he’s got Ryushi SHAMROCK
DROP, a Juvi Driver on Ryushi, Paddy’s down
on the canvas, can he manage to roll over and get
the pin?

Paddy O'Brien goes for a baseball slide, but Ryushi Fujita side-steps and
Paddy O'Brien only hits air.

Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita smacks Paddy O'Brien with a devastating clothesline .
Ryushi Fujita uses an inverted DDT on Paddy O'Brien.
The crowd erupts.
Ryushi Fujita nails Paddy O'Brien with a flying elbowdrop.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Ryushi Fujita a standing ovation.

*DING DING*

( The scene opens up on Dale sitting in his locker room playing the gamecube. He throws the controller down after winning the match on Day of Reckoning. He turns around and looks at the camera.)

Dale: That game is very addictive. Yet it may have poor graphics, a crappy season, and a horrible selection of moves and clothing in the CAW area, it has its perks. Plus it is very fun to create character that look like the bmwf characters. It doesn't have most of the moves the real wrestlers have so I just give them replacement moves. Bruiser has his charaters move on there. Everytime I face the lookalike of Bruiser, I get my @$$ handed to me with the stunner. I wasn't facing Bruiser this time. No I was facing the lookalike of Nate. I just made a copy of Randy Orton and gave his the Asai DDT as a finisher. Since that is the closest to the flipping DDT that Nate uses. I beat the hell out of his just like I am going to do tonight at Seasons Beatings. It doesn't have my Bronx Buster so I went with one of my favorite moves the Twist of Fate. I beat him everytime with that move.

(Dale gets up and turns off the gamecube. He then exits the room and motions for the camera to follow. He begins to walk down the hall.)

Dale: Christmas passed two days ago and I had a very nice Christmas with my family. I would of gotten everyone a nice present but I am flat broke. But I will give Nate a present tonight, a nice, old fashioned beating with a turkey leg! No seriously though, I will give him a beating. And tonight he might just get a nice surprise as well. Just like I did on Day of Reckoning I will hand you your own @$$ and laugh like hell afterwards. I am going to enjoy myself tonight. I will give myself a present by getting yet another victory over someone who has no experience whatsoever in the wrestling department. Now I know Nate has skills but none compared to my vast arsenal of knowledge in this department. I know most moves that noone has ever heard of. I know how to perform most moves and in desperate time I can create moves in the time too. But I never really need to perform those desperation moves. I should just never hold back and give them as big of a beating as possible.

(Bole comes walking down the hall. Dale gets an unhappy look on his face.)

Dale: Hi Bole.

Bole: You know, you can call me Michael or Mike. But I really don't want to be called by my last name all the time.

Dale: Sorry, Bole. Hey, you gonna be giving me a small interview since we missed being able to do it last time?

Bole: Fine. How do you feel about winning at Bedlam last week?

Dale: I don't like it. I won because some idiot smacked me with a damn chair. I dislike the way Vernon had that stupid S.O.B it me with that steel. I will get my vengeance on the man who hit me in upcoming time. But first I must confront Nate in a match. Let's just hope he shows up.

Bole: I am sure he will show, he is just like you...

Dale: He is nothing like me, NOTHING! How dare you insult me like that Bole? How can you say that Nate is JUST like ME? That really angers me man. How would you like it if I called you a momma's boy?

Bole: Are you talking about my mother? Don't EVER talk about my mother.

(Dale bursts out laughing. As soon as he calms down he begins to speak again)

Dale: That was an insult to you, bot your mothjer. I guess you really are a momma's boy. Do you still live with your mom?

Bole: Yes. But not because I want to.

(Dale can't hold it in and bursts out laughing again.)

Dale: Then why do you? Is she not well?

Bole: Uhh, yeah... Anyways, I thought I was asking the questions here.

Dale: *laughs a little more* Okay, continue on.

Bole: You are facing another person who has been doing pretty well since starting here. And as you know that person is Nate Adams. How do ya think the match will turn out?

Dale: Well, he will probably put up a very nice fight. But with what I have planned for him there is no way he will beat me. He isn't going to be able to find out what is gonna happen till it is too late. It is going to be shocking to you guys too.

Bole: You aren't planning on injuring him are you?

Dale: Of course I am going to injure him. But nothing too serious. So you don't have to worry about that. Oh wait, should I be calling Nate a her instead? I forgot he has to wear a dress. SHE must be really angry. Oh well.

Bole: Ahh yes the other factor. He has to wear a dress. That must be bad for him. I just have to say, I hope he wear something under that dress.

(Dale bursts out laughing followed by Bole joining in. Dale stops laughing and stares at Bole with a serious look. Bole slowly stops laughing. He realizes how serious Dale is being and stops.)

Bole: Sorry.

Dale: This is a serious match. I haven't had much luck at these PPV things. This time I can get my win/loss rating to a steady rate. I lost in survivor by being eliminated. That makes it 0/1 so I have to bring up my win rating. I will too. Nate Adams, as a man or woman, I will defeat him!

Bole: Well, we will se. I have to go. Good bye.

Dale: See ya man.

(Dale and Bole walk off in two seperate directions and the scene fades.)

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Toronto, ON, Canada...
Weighing in at 226 pounds...

"The Complete Package" Nate Adams

JR: Oh look, Nate in his dress.

KING: That's one ugly lady... I think even Mae looks better than her!

JR: WOAH! Really king?

KING: Yep.

LILLY: His opponent...

From The Bronx...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Dale Anderson

Dale: Woah Nate. You are one ugly woman! I think I might puke! Oh, let's just get this over with!

Dale throws a left and knocks nate to the floor. He puts nate in a suplex hook up and lifts him up. he hooks down the leg and sits out.

*DING DING*

JR: This early? The Bronx Buster! So early! He is going for a pin!

Ref counts: ONe.... Two... Dale lifts Nates head.

King: And look! Nate kicked out!

JR: Sometimes I think your helpless King.

Dale grabs Nate and knees him in the gut. Nate bends over and Dale gives him a bodyslam. He then lands a running legdrop. Nate lays there supposedly knocked out.

JR: He is helpless! There may be no chance for him to win!

KING: Wow, Dale is showing no mercy. He just threw Nate out of the ring.

JR: He is going after Nate! He has him set up on the baracade! Sitting up!

Dale climbs into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off giving Nate a Missile dropkick.

KING: Now he is showing us his flying skills!

JR: What kind of flying skills? And it seems Dale has hurt his leg!

Dale rolls around holding his knee cap. He climbs into the ring. The ref is at 5. 6 7. Nate is one the right side of the barrier. Dale rolls back out and throws Nate into the ring. He lifts Nate up.

JR: He is going for a DDT.

Dale puts Nate in a DDT position then flips and Gives Nate his own Flipping DDT.

JR: Oh my GOD! He used Nates move against him! It may be over.

Dale rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic.

Dale: And that there people is the surprise move!

Dale drops the mic and slides back into the ring. He pins.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is really behind Dale Anderson.

*DING DING*

>>>

(The arena lights fade as the Bruisertron
fires up to show a video package. On the
screen appears fading in and out a Pentagram
and a gavel.)

Voiceover: It started with insurmountable odds…

(On the screen appears ‘Bedlam November 8th’ –
We see clips of the Hardcore Harry, Ravven and
Ezekiel Title Unification match. Ezekiel eventually
gets the pin on Hardcore Harry to win the Title
Unification match.)

Voiceover: It turned into a celebration…

(On the screen appears ‘Bedlam November 15th’ –
Ezekiel is in the ring about to reveal the belt that he
would be the survivor of the Unification.)

Voiceover: However the gavel of judgement struck…

(We see the part of the show where The Judge
attacked Ezekiel. (JR: Judge is in the ring behind
Ezekiel!

King: With Zeke’s chair in hand!

*CLANK*

JR: Judge just hit Ezekiel over the head with his
own chair!

King: This is great!

JR: Ezekiel’s out cold!

(Judge hits Ezekiel a couple of more times for good
measure, blood highlighting Ezekiel’s white hair.))

Voiceover: With the spilling of blood, vengeance was
inventible…

(‘Later on that week’ appears on the screen ((Ezekiel
is sitting in the Sanctuary of the Theatre. He sits on a
large armchair, a small table to the front. On the table
lies the Intercontinental Title belt)

Ezekiel: So it begins here does it? Judge you have
succeeded in earning my attention. Using my own chair
to attack me from behind. Seeing my own blood brought
back an anger I have not felt in a long time.

Ezekiel: I thought it would be satiated in the ring, but
unfortunately due to Hardcore Harry, you managed to
escape my retribution.

Ezekiel: So Judge, in order to satisfy my hunger to make
you hear the Truth, I have a proposition. Subject to being
approved by management, I propose a best out of five series
of matches starting at Bedlam, culminating at Season’s
Beatings at the end of next month. The eventual winner
securing the Intercontinental Title.

Ezekiel: So Judge, do you see the Light?

(fade))

Voiceover: Judgement was hard and swift.

(‘Bedlam November 22nd’ appears on the screen, we see
Ezekiel being viciously beaten by The Judge, Ash, and
Scotty Scott as The Judge picks up the first win in the
no disqualification match.)

Voiceover: The champion however had an unexpected
bombshell.

(‘Survival 29th November’ appears, and we see the return
of Prime Time with the returning Vernon Vanderbilt, Kolic,
Tamer and Ezekiel. We witness the clean sweep in their
Survival match against Team Tobey)

Voiceover: The challenger however was unrelenting.

(‘Bedlam December 6th’ appears, we see The Judge and
Ezekiel fight in a cage match, as Ezekiel is about to win
the match The Judge produces a pair of handcuffs, handcuffing
Ezekiel to the steel cage. The Judge secures the victory and
moves two nil up in the series)

Voiceover: The Truth, however, cannot be silenced

(‘Bedlam December 13th’ appears, we see Ezekiel hit the
Inquisition and pin The Judge and take his first victory.
‘Bedlam December 20th’ appears, we see Ezekiel and The
Judge battling back and forth in an I Quit match. Ezekiel
eventually forces The Judge to quit, and level the series at two
all.)

Voiceover: As soon as men decide that all means are permitted
to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from
the evil that they set out to destroy.

(The Bruisertron shows ‘Ezekiel vs The Judge – Intercontinental
title – 90 minute Iron Man match’ as images of The Judge and
Ezekiel appear and fade away)

(Suddenly, the Bruisertron begins to flicker as J.R and the King look over and see the silhouette of a man standing in a darkened room. The figure is slowly pacing back and forth as you see
another smaller figure standing a few feet away from him. As the smaller figure begins to walk forward, you see Flame coming close to the camera as she is dressed almost goth like her hair is
dyed black and her eyes are painted black. Flame slowly looks up into the camera as she speaks to the camera...)

Flame:Ladies and Gentlemen, we are here tonight for one reason and one reason only. We are here for the final match of Master Z. We are here to put the final nail in the coffin of the man who
has no respect for anyone in this business except himself and that has caused him to seal his own fate here tonight. I want to introduce the executioner of Master Z here in this very room...my
husband...Lowedown.

(Lowedown slowly steps forward to reveal his new image of all black clothing and hair. Lowedown shows the camera the black paint on one half of his face and then shows the other side of his
face to be untouched. Lowedown shows no emotion as he first begins to speak right to the camera...)

Lowedown:Last week, two things happened to me. Two things that changed my life all because of you Z. First, Master Z causes me to lose the Hardcore title to Tamer who is the 2nd luckiest
sonofableep in the world right now. And the second thing is that Z destroyed my brother's career and ripped out a piece of my own heart. Z, you in your stupidity beat my brother down to
within an inch of his life.

(Pause)

Lowedown:Right now, my brother is laying in a hospital thanks to your sorry @$$ and all I could is watch thanks to a team of motherbleepin' security blocking my way! He's sitting there with
a BLEEPload of tubes in and out of his body thanks to you and now...now all you have done is made the world come...to an end. That's all there is to it Z. Tonight, we are going into that ring
and I can guarantee that one of us won't be walking out. I'm sure you've heard that said to you before, but I'm telling you here and now that there is no one is going to stop me from doing it!

(Crowd erupts)

Lowedown:How did it all start Z? How dis this hatred all begin between you and I? It started the moment I stepped into this federation didn't it Z? The moment I stepped foot in the BMWF, I knew
you felt it deep in your soul that I was the one who would be your biggest fear. I was going to be your end and it struck fear in that thimble sized heart of yours. It makes me smile on the inside
that I am going to put you down here tonight whether you like it or not.

(Pause)

Lowedown:From day one, I knew you felt how this was going to come to pass and it makes me you scared of me. Oh the big, bad Z is unstoppable huh? Well, I think I proved that to be wrong when
I put your @$$ in the fire and took back the World title from you didn't I? DIDN'T I?!? I am the one who put those scars on your body Z and you know it haunts you. You know you wake up in a cold
sweat every night thinking about how I did that to you and it almost puts a smile on my face right now. But as you can see, I'm not in the mood to smile. I'm only in the mood to see you here tonight,
lying in a pool of your own blood.

(Pause)

Lowedown:I remember alot of things from our past together Z. Our very first match together which you won, but didn't win easily. After that match, we never stepped into the ring against each other
for the longest time and I think you know why. You felt the power. You felt the intesnity of the future coming down on your like no one else. Not Scotty, not Maverick, not Vernon Vanderbilt...ME! I
put the fear in your eyes the moment I stepped into this federation. I'm sure you're thinking this is the biggest load of bullbleep that you've ever heard and you're not even taking this seriously right?
Well, I guess that is going to be your downfall. Your biggest mistake is your ego partner and I will capitalize on that weakness of yours and become the six time World Heavyweight champion and I
can't wait to watch the look on your face as I hold that belt over your broken @$$ body! That is the Lowedown on that!

(Flame walks up carrying a single black rose and smells it before she holds it in front of the camera...)

Flame:Do yourself a favor and pray Z. It's time for you to stop...

(Flame drops the black rose on the floor as the camera zooms in on it...)

Flame:...and smell the roses.

(The Bruisertron shuts off suddenly as J.R and the King look at each other puzzled...)

JR:I don't know what was up with that.

King:Lowedown has lost his mind and he's dyed his hair again!

JR:Folks, we'll be right back!


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