JR:Wait a minute folks! We are about to start the Bedlam Bowl and something is happening backstage!

King:Who's trying to screw things up tonight?

JR:Slim Jim is backstage with a camera crew and he may have some answers! Slim, are you there?

(The Bruisertron lights up to show Lowedown and Flame trying to get past security as one of the security personnel is trying to keep him from passing...)

Security:I'm sorry Lowedown, but we can't let you go out to the ring for the Bedlam Bowl.

LD:Why the hell not?!? I'm just going to see who my opponent is going to be at Bruisermania! I'm not going to jump in there!

Security:Lowedown, we have been given specific instructions not to allow you out of your locker room until the Bedlam Bowl is over and then you can go out to your title match against Master Z.

Flame:This is the biggest load of bullbleep security boy! This the World Heavyweight champion here! He should be able to walk wherever he wants!

Security:If it was up to me I'd let you do whatever the hell you want, but it's not up to me. I was given instructions to keep you in your locker room at all costs.

LD:At all costs? You know what I can do to security right?

Security:Yes we saw the footage and that is why we have plenty of back up this time.

(The security lead snaps his fingers and the camera turns to see at least 50 other security guards standing with batons. Lowedown gives the security guard a surprised look and then smiles...)

LD:Fine. If there was only 40 of you then I wouldn't have a problem. But since you have about 50, I guess I'm stuck here.

Flame:This is straight up bullbleep!

(The security escorts Lowedown back into the bWo locker room as the Bruisertron goes back to JR and the King...)

JR:What was that all about?

King:Apparently, Lowedown wanted to see who the winner of the Bedlam Bowl and they won't let him get by.

JR:It appears that Lowedown has possibly been banned from the ring until the main event! Folks, let's get to the action as the Bedlam Bowl is about to start!

LILLY: This match is the Bedlam Bowl match. The winner will get a World title shot at Bruisermania in March!

Introducing the first two participants...

(“Back Up” by 12 Stones roars over the PA system and Extreme Hardcore
Entertainment flashes across the bruisertron)

JR: Here he comes….

KING: Hardcore Harry has already competed in two matches tonight and this
will be his third!

JR: He has survived a brutal barroom brawl and he just finished a
breathtaking Nine Circles of Hell Match!

KING: The question is, does Harry have anything left to stay in that ring?

LILLY: And his first opponent..

Ultimate Guerrero

*DING DING!*

JR: There's the bell!

Hardcore Harry hits a Russian legsweep on Ultimate Guerrero.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Hardcore Harry tries to throw Ultimate Guerrero over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Hardcore Harry hits a German suplex on Ultimate Guerrero.
Hardcore Harry uses a Russian legsweep on Ultimate Guerrero.
Hardcore Harry uses a Northern Lights suplex on Ultimate Guerrero.
Hardcore Harry goes for a legdrop, but Ultimate Guerrero rolls out of the way.
Ultimate Guerrero gives the sign for the Ultimate Guerrero-plex.
Ultimate Guerrero almost takes Hardcore Harry's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd is behind Ultimate Guerrero all the way.
Ultimate Guerrero uses a fist to the midsection on Hardcore Harry.

Ultimate Guerrero nails Hardcore Harry with a flying bodypress.
The chants for Ultimate Guerrero are deafening.
Ultimate Guerrero hits a flying somersault splash on Hardcore Harry.
Ultimate Guerrero goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry goes for a choke slam, but Ultimate Guerrero counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Ultimate Guerrero goes for an armbar submission, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry uses a big boot to the face on Ultimate Guerrero.
Hardcore Harry hits Ultimate Guerrero.
Ultimate Guerrero hits Hardcore Harry.
Ultimate Guerrero hits Hardcore Harry.
The crowd erupts.
Ultimate Guerrero gets an armbar submission on Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hardcore Harry manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Ultimate Guerrero attempts to place Hardcore Harry on the turnbuckle, but
Hardcore Harry blocks it.
The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Tyrone Smith hits the ring.

Tyrone Smith attacks Hardcore Harry.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a kick.
Hardcore Harry goes for an elbowdrop, but Tyrone Smith rolls out of the way.
Tyrone Smith whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a shoulderblock.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Hardcore Harry executes an elbowdrop on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry uses a big boot to the face on Tyrone Smith.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Hardcore Harry runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with a clothesline.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a shoulderblock.
Hardcore Harry nails Tyrone Smith with a Russian legsweep.
Numerous fans are using Hardcore Harry for target practice.
Hardcore Harry goes for an elbowdrop, but Tyrone Smith rolls out of the way.
Tyrone Smith hits a spinebuster on Hardcore Harry.
Tyrone Smith tries to throw Hardcore Harry over the top rope.
Hardcore Harry hangs on to the top rope.
Hardcore Harry slides back in under the bottom rope.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

JR: It's Master Z and he looks like he's taking his good old time getting down here!

KING: What you talking about JR? He's just preparing himself to win this tourney!

JR: It looks like he's done shining up those brass knucks and here he comes!

Master Z slides into the ring under the bottom rope!

** Master Z hits the ring.

(Master Z and Tyrone Smith are going at it.)
Master Z nails Tyrone Smith with an eye gouge.
Master Z nails Tyrone Smith with a kick to the head.
(Master Z and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)
Master Z hits Ultimate Guerrero with a powerbomb.
The crowd erupts.
Master Z flexes for the crowd.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
(Tyrone Smith and Hardcore Harry are going at it.)
Tyrone Smith goes for a cobra clutch, but Hardcore Harry blocks it.
Hardcore Harry hits a Russian legsweep on Tyrone Smith.
Numerous fans are using Hardcore Harry for target practice.

(Master Z and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero begs off.
Master Z whips Ultimate Guerrero into the ropes.
Ultimate Guerrero almost takes Master Z's head off with a flying clothesline
Master Z begs off.
Ultimate Guerrero hits a flying somersault splash on Master Z.
The crowd is behind Ultimate Guerrero all the way.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** The Judge hits the ring.

(The Judge and Master Z are going at it.)
The Judge tries to throw Master Z over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.

KING: I can't believe that some of these guys are still in the Bedlam Bowl after those wild matches they had earlier!


(Master Z and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)

JR: Master Z uses a Gorilla Press on Ultimate Guerrero.
Master Z executes throw over the top rope on Ultimate Guerrero.
Ultimate Guerrero begs off.

(Ultimate Guerrero and Master Z are going at it.)

Ultimate Guerrero runs into the ropes.
Master Z misses with an elbow.
Master Z executes a legsweep on Ultimate Guerrero.
Master Z flexes for the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Master Z puts Ultimate Guerrero in a full nelson.
Ultimate Guerrero inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5
seconds.
Master Z and Hardcore Harry hit Ultimate Guerrero with a double bodyslam.
Master Z goes for an eye gouge, but Ultimate Guerrero blocks it.

Hardcore Harry hits a German suplex on Ultimate Guerrero.
Hardcore Harry goes for the Sky High, but Ultimate Guerrero blocks it.
Ultimate Guerrero hits a spinebuster slam on Hardcore Harry.
The chants for Ultimate Guerrero are deafening.
Ultimate Guerrero chops Hardcore Harry.
The crowd is behind Ultimate Guerrero all the way.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Inferno hits the ring.

(The Judge and Inferno are going at it.)
The Judge almost takes Inferno's head off with a clothesline

The Judge uses a powerbomb on Inferno.
The Judge is starting to get more cheers than boos.

(Hardcore Harry and The Judge are going at it.)
Hardcore Harry goes for a German suplex, but The Judge blocks it.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with a kick.
The Judge misses with an elbow.
The Judge misses with a shoulderblock.
The Judge and Hardcore Harry get hit with a double clothesline.
The Judge goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hardcore Harry counters it with
a facerake.
Hardcore Harry chops The Judge.
Hardcore Harry doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Hardcore Harry kicks The Judge.
Hardcore Harry tries to throw The Judge over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.

(The Judge and Master Z are going at it.)
The Judge and Hardcore Harry whip Master Z into the ropes.
They hit Master Z with a double fist to the midsection.
The Judge runs into the ropes.
Master Z misses with an elbow.
Master Z takes The Judge down with a punch.
Master Z takes The Judge down with a bulldog.
Master Z hits throat punch on The Judge.
The crowd erupts.
Master Z attempts to place The Judge on the turnbuckle, but The Judge blocks it.

Master Z and Inferno whip The Judge into the ropes.
They hit The Judge with a double elbowsmash.
Master Z and Inferno whip The Judge into the ropes.
They hit The Judge with a double kick to the midsection.
Master Z tries to throw The Judge over the top rope.

The Judge hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
The Judge slides back in under the bottom rope.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Ryushi Fujita hits the ring.


(Inferno and Ryushi Fujita are going at it.)
Inferno hits Ryushi Fujita with a DDT.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Inferno locks Ryushi Fujita in a double armbar submission.
Master Z makes the save.
Inferno executes a snap suplex on Ryushi Fujita.
Inferno takes Ryushi Fujita down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Inferno whips Ryushi Fujita into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita hits Inferno with a shoulderblock.
Ryushi Fujita goes for a shining wizard, but Inferno blocks it.
Inferno hits a sidewalk slam on Ryushi Fujita.
Inferno runs into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita smacks Inferno with a devastating clothesline .
Ryushi Fujita smacks Inferno with a devastating clothesline .
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Ryushi Fujita almost takes Inferno's head off with a clothesline

Ultimate Guerrero kicks Inferno.
Ultimate Guerrero chops Inferno.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ultimate Guerrero.
Ultimate Guerrero chops Inferno.
The crowd erupts.
Ultimate Guerrero takes Inferno down with a slap.
Ultimate Guerrero whips Inferno into the ropes, but Inferno reverses it.
Inferno misses with a shoulderblock.
Ultimate Guerrero almost takes Inferno's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Ultimate Guerrero whips Inferno into the turnbuckle, but Inferno reverses it.
Inferno uses a fireman's carry on Ultimate Guerrero.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

(Truck's Entrance)


P.A.:  BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

(Truck comes out, followed by Mr. Clancy R.
Beauregarde.  He pumps his fist in the air and smiles
at the crowd, then makes his way to the ring, entering
the Bowl.  Mr. Beauregarde heads backstage.)

** Truck hits the ring.

(Truck and Inferno are going at it.)
Truck hits Inferno with a powerslam.
Truck executes a double ax handle chop on Inferno.
Truck hoists Inferno high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Inferno crash
ing hard to the mat.
Inferno hits his opponent with a glass globe.
Inferno is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Inferno whips Truck into the ropes, but Truck reverses it.
Inferno hits a spear on Truck.
Inferno gives the sign for the Sun Flare.
Inferno goes for the Sun Flare, but he can't do it.
Truck counters it with floatover.

(Master Z and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)
Master Z uses a backbreaker on Ultimate Guerrero.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z goes for a full nelson, but Ultimate Guerrero blocks it.

(Ryushi Fujita and Master Z are going at it.)
Ryushi Fujita executes a T-Bone Suplex on Master Z.
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Master Z takes Ryushi Fujita down with a hair pull.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Master Z takes Ryushi Fujita down with throat punch.
The crowd erupts.
Master Z sets up Ryushi Fujita on the turnbuckle.
Master Z executes the Atomic Driver on Ryushi Fujita.
The crowd erupts.
Master Z and Ultimate Guerrero whip Ryushi Fujita into the ropes.
They hit Ryushi Fujita with a double backdrop.
Master Z gets a sleeperhold on Ryushi Fujita.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Kurt Dangle hits the ring.
(Ultimate Guerrero and Kurt Dangle are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero goes for a snap suplex, but Kurt Dangle blocks it.
Kurt Dangle goes for a fireman's carry, but Ultimate Guerrero blocks it.

(Master Z and Ryushi Fujita are going at it.)
Master Z goes for a vertical suplex, but Ryushi Fujita blocks it.
Ryushi Fujita chops Master Z.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Ryushi Fujita chops Master Z.
The crowd is giving Ryushi Fujita a standing ovation.
Ryushi Fujita tries to throw Master Z over the top rope.
Master Z hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Master Z slides back in under the bottom rope.

(Ryushi Fujita and Inferno are going at it.)
Ryushi Fujita takes Inferno down with a head and arm suplex.
The crowd is giving Ryushi Fujita a standing ovation.
Ryushi Fujita takes Inferno down with a springboard huricanrana.
Inferno hits his opponent with a glass globe.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Dork The Clown hits the ring.

KING: WHAT? Dork the Clown is one of the mystery opponents?

JR: Yes, he is!

(Truck and Kurt Dangle are going at it.)
Truck gets a bearhug on Kurt Dangle.
Dork The Clown makes the save.
Truck kicks Kurt Dangle.
The boos are resurfacing again.

(Kurt Dangle and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
Kurt Dangle hoists Dork The Clown high into the air with a vertical suplex, then
sends Dork The Clown crashing hard to the mat.

Kurt Dangle hits Dork The Clown with a double underhook suplex.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kurt Dangle.
Kurt Dangle runs into the ropes.
Kurt Dangle almost takes Dork The Clown's head off with a clothesline
Kurt Dangle nails Dork The Clown with a waistlock suplex.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kurt Dangle.
Kurt Dangle yells, "It's true! It's True!".

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Elektroshock hits the ring.

Elektroshock attacks Truck.
Elektroshock catches Truck in a chokehold.
Truck gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Master Z and Kurt Dangle whip Elektroshock into the ropes.
They hit Elektroshock with a double kick to the midsection.
Master Z and Kurt Dangle whip Elektroshock into the ropes.
They hit Elektroshock with a double clothesline.
Master Z uses a hair pull on Elektroshock.
Master Z sends Elektroshock into the turnbuckle.
Master Z charges in with an elbowsmash.
Master Z hits Elektroshock with a legsweep.
Master Z nails Elektroshock with a bulldog.
The crowd erupts.

(Ryushi Fujita and Elektroshock are going at it.)
Ryushi Fujita tries to throw Elektroshock over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Elektroshock begs off.

(Master Z and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
(Dork The Clown and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)
Dork The Clown whips Ultimate Guerrero into the ropes, but Ultimate Guerrero
reverses it.
Ultimate Guerrero almost takes Dork The Clown's head off with a flying clothesli
ne
The crowd is giving Ultimate Guerrero a standing ovation.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Kolic hits the ring.

KING: Now there's a dozen guys in there and no one has been eliminated yet!

JR: I think that is a Bedlam Bowl first!

(Kolic and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
Kolic hits a Russian legsweep on Dork The Clown.

(Kolic and Truck are going at it.)
Kolic uses a Russian legsweep on Truck.

(Master Z and Truck are going at it.)
Master Z whips Truck into the ropes.
Truck hits Master Z with an elbow.

(Kurt Dangle and Elektroshock are going at it.)
Kurt Dangle executes a headlock takedown on Elektroshock.
Kurt Dangle goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Elektroshock
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is booing Elektroshock.
Elektroshock executes a flying senton on Kurt Dangle.


(Master Z and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
Master Z hits a powerbomb on Dork The Clown.
Master Z uses a DDT on Dork The Clown.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Master Z flexes for the crowd.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.


Kurt Dangle uses a back suplex on Elektroshock.
Kurt Dangle and Kolic whip Elektroshock into the ropes.
They hit Elektroshock with a double backdrop.
Kolic nails Elektroshock with a spin kick.
Kurt Dangle hits Elektroshock with a back suplex.
Kurt Dangle runs into the ropes.
Elektroshock hits Kurt Dangle with a clothesline.
Kurt Dangle falls out of the ring.
** Kurt Dangle has been eliminated.

KING: HA HA HA! Kurt was the first one eliminated at the King of the Kosmos 2003! Now, he's the first one to be eliminated in the Bedlam Bowl 2004! HA HA!

JR: The crowd is booing Elektroshock.

(Elektroshock and Truck are going at it.)
Elektroshock executes a fist to the midsection on Truck.
Elektroshock and Ultimate Guerrero whip Truck into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Truck with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a
duck-down move.
Truck hits them with a double clothesline.
Truck takes Elektroshock down with a scoop slam.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Ravven hits the ring.

(Elektroshock and Ravven are going at it.)
Ravven hits Elektroshock with a backdrop.
Ravven takes Elektroshock down with a series of stomps.
The crowd is really behind Ravven.
Ravven nails Elektroshock with a hiptoss.
Ravven whips Elektroshock into the ropes, but Elektroshock reverses it.
Ravven hits Elektroshock with a kick.
Ravven tries to throw Elektroshock over the top rope.
Elektroshock hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Elektroshock slides back in under the bottom rope.
Elektroshock hoists Ravven high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Ravven crashing hard to the mat.
The crowd is booing Elektroshock.
Elektroshock executes a forearm to the back on Ravven.
Elektroshock whips Ravven into the ropes, but Ravven reverses it.
Elektroshock hits Ravven with a clothesline.
Ravven falls out of the ring.
** Ravven has been eliminated.

KING: WHAT? Elektroshock has elimnated both Dangle and Ravven???

(Elektroshock and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)

JR: Elektroshock punches Ultimate Guerrero.
The crowd is booing Elektroshock.
Elektroshock punches Ultimate Guerrero.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Ultimate Guerrero kicks Elektroshock.

(Kolic and Truck are going at it.)
Kolic and Ultimate Guerrero whip Truck into the ropes.
They hit Truck with a double elbowsmash.
Kolic almost takes Truck's head off with a clothesline
Kolic hits a 619 on Truck.
Kolic hits Truck with a 619.
Kolic is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Dozer Phillips hits the ring.

(Dozer Phillips and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)
Dozer Phillips takes Ultimate Guerrero down with a roundhouse right.
Dozer Phillips whips Ultimate Guerrero into the ropes, but Ultimate Guerrero
reverses it.

(Elektroshock and Dozer Phillips are going at it.)
Elektroshock nails Dozer Phillips with a kick to the midsection.
Elektroshock uses a kick to the head on Dozer Phillips.
Elektroshock yells at the crowd and acts crazy.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Elektroshock hits a powerslam on Dozer Phillips.
Elektroshock executes a powerbomb on Dozer Phillips.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

(Suddenly, the glass crashes and the Stone Cold theme plays!)

KING: YAHHH! It's Stone Cold Bruiser!

JR: He said he was going to open a can of whoop-@$$ on 10 people then leave the ring!

Bruiser and Truck are going at it!

Kick to the gut of Truck!

STUNNER TO TRUCK!

KING: YAHH!

JR: STUNNER TO DOZER!

KING: That's 2!!

JR: STUNNER TO DORK!

KING: That's 3!!

JR: STUNNER TO KOLIC!

KING: That's 4!

JR: STUNNER TO JUDGE!

KING: That's 5!!

JR: STUNNER TO FUJITA!

KING: That's 6!!

JR: STUNNER TO ELECKTROSHOCK!

KING: That's 7!!

JR: STUNNER TO INFERNO!

KING: That's 8!!

JR: STUNNER TO GUERRERO!

KING: That's 9!!

JR: STUNNER TO HARRY!

KING: That's 10!! That's it only Master Z and Tyrone are left standing!

JR: Bruiser flips them off. He jumps over the top rope!

KING: I think Master Z and Tyrone are calling Bruiser a chicken!

JR: Oh, no! He's come back into the ring! Bruiser is smiling at them!

KING: He's calling for some cold ones!

JR: He's tossing Tyrone and Z the cold ones!!

KING: They're all popping them open and chugging them!

JR: NO! KICK TO THE GUT! STUNNER ON TYRONE!

KING: YAHHH!

JR: KICK TO THE GUT! STUNNER ON MASTER Z!!

(The Stone Cold theme plays again as Bruiser calls for some more cold ones!)

KING: Bruiser lied! He nailed a dozen guys, not 10!

JR: Well, at least Tyrone and Z got to have a drink before they were Stunnered!

Bruiser has flipped himself over the top rope.

**Stone Cold Bruiser has been eliminated.

KING: But we've still got 30 seconds before the next guy comes out and everybody in the ring is Stunnered!

JR: Well, I could sing the Oklahoma fight song just to kill time!

KING: YAHHH! NO! I'd rather be stunnered, atomic drivered, downlowed and beat with a wet noodle than to hear you sing!

JR: The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** La Pakka hits the ring.
La Pakka looks around at all the stunnered wrestlers.

La Pakka does the La Pakka dance!

Master Z and Tyrone Smith recover.

They attack La Pakka for being a lousy dancer!

KING: HA HA HA!

JR: Other wrestlers are waking up!

(Ultimate Guerrero and Elektroshock are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero uses a snap suplex on Elektroshock.
Ultimate Guerrero goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Elektroshock
counters it with a backdrop.
Elektroshock locks Ultimate Guerrero in a choke against the ropes.
Ultimate Guerrero gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds.

(Dozer Phillips and La Pakka are going at it.)
Dozer Phillips goes for a hiptoss, but La Pakka blocks it.
La Pakka executes a spinning backbreaker on Dozer Phillips.
La Pakka nails Dozer Phillips with a powerslam.
The crowd is really behind La Pakka.
La Pakka hits Dozer Phillips with a flying cross body press.
The crowd is going crazy.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Mineral hits the ring.

La Pakka and Mineral whip Dozer Phillips into the ropes.
They hit Dozer Phillips with a double backdrop.
La Pakka and Mineral whip Dozer Phillips into the ropes.
They hit Dozer Phillips with a double kick to the midsection.
La Pakka executes a flying dropkick on Dozer Phillips.

(Kolic and La Pakka are going at it.)
Kolic hits La Pakka with irish whip.
Kolic executes a punch on La Pakka.
Kolic smacks La Pakka with a devastating clothesline .
Kolic goes for irish whip, but La Pakka blocks it.
La Pakka nails Kolic with a single-leg takedown.
La Pakka takes Kolic down with a single-leg takedown.


(Dork The Clown and La Pakka are going at it.)
Dork The Clown whips La Pakka into the ropes, but La Pakka reverses it.
Dork The Clown misses with a clothesline.
Dork The Clown hits La Pakka with a shoulderblock.
Dork The Clown tries to throw La Pakka over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Dork The Clown goes for a kick to the head, but La Pakka blocks it.
La Pakka goes for a powerslam, but Dork The Clown counters it with a lariat.
Dork The Clown uses a belly-to-belly suplex on La Pakka.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!

CROWD: TEN!
NINE!
EIGHT!

JR: Here we go, another participant enters the Bedlam Bowl!

CROWD: FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!

KING: Who’s it going to be!

CROWD: ONE!

(The klaxon blasts around the arena. A second later the lights completely go
out. A spotlight falls on the entranceway where a dark hooded figure
stands.)

JR: What’s going on?! One of the most important matches of the year is going
on in the ring and this guy turns the lights out!

KING: It's Mr. X #2!!

JR: We haven't even seen Mr. X #1 yet!

(He slowly lifts his head and removes the hood.)

P.A.: AT LEAST LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU SHOOT A BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD…….MY
HEAD……MY HEAD!!

(The guitar riff of “Bullets” by Creed blasts out.)

KING: Oh no JR!

JR: IT’S THE HEADHUNTER, KING!

(The Headhunter lets out a laugh and runs towards the ring. The lights come
up as The Headhunter reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope.)

** The Headhunter hits the ring.

JR: I can’t believe that The Headhunter is back!

KING: The crowd doesn’t seem to be very happy JR.

(Boos echo around the arena as The Headhunter begins pummeling one of the
participants.)

JR: The Headhunter attacks Dork The Clown.
Dork The Clown executes a headbutt on The Headhunter.+

(Ultimate Guerrero and The Headhunter are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero hits The Headhunter with a slap.
Ultimate Guerrero goes for a spinebuster slam, but The Headhunter
counters it with a kneelift.
The Headhunter gets a bearhug on Ultimate Guerrero.
Ultimate Guerrero manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
The Headhunter executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Ultimate Guerrero.
The Headhunter further incites the crowd.
The Headhunter and Kolic whip Ultimate Guerrero into the ropes.
They hit Ultimate Guerrero with a double backdrop.
Kolic goes for a Russian legsweep, but Ultimate Guerrero counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Ultimate Guerrero hits an elbowsmash on The Headhunter.

(Kolic and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
Kolic takes Dork The Clown down with spinning headscissors.
Kolic further incites the crowd.

(La Pakka and Truck are going at it.)
La Pakka whips Truck into the ropes.
La Pakka nails Truck with a dropkick.
La Pakka goes for a flying dropkick, but Truck ducks out of the way.
Truck runs into the ropes.
Truck and La Pakka get hit with a double clothesline.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

(Funeral music plays as the Druids bring out a seriously injured William Black.)

** William Black hits the ring.

KING: Yeah...litterally! The Druids just tossed him in!

JR: (The Headhunter and William Black are going at it.)
The Headhunter tries to throw William Black over the top rope.

** William Black has been eliminated.

(Dork The Clown and The Headhunter are going at it.)

JR: Dork The Clown goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Headhunter
counters it with a backward kick.
The Headhunter hoists Dork The Clown high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Dork The Clown crashing hard to the mat.
The Headhunter goes for a running powerslam, but Dork The Clown blocks it.
Dork The Clown goes for a piledriver, but The Headhunter counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Dork The Clown counters it with a sunset flip.
Dork The Clown and Truck whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They hit The Headhunter with a double clothesline.

Dork The Clown runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter misses with a clothesline.
Dork The Clown hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Dork The Clown laughs at his opponent.
The crowd is really behind Dork The Clown.
Dork The Clown puts The Headhunter in a grapevine.
The Headhunter gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Dork The Clown goes for a back suplex, but The Headhunter counters it with
an elbowsmash.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Rey Bucanerro hits the ring.

(Ultimate Guerrero and Rey Bucanerro are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero takes Rey Bucanerro down with a fist to the midsection.
Ultimate Guerrero hits Rey Bucanerro with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Ultimate Guerrero whips Rey Bucanerro into the ropes, but Rey Bucanerro
reverses it.
Rey Bucanerro and Ultimate Guerrero get hit with a double clothesline.
Rey Bucanerro goes for a bodyslam, but Ultimate Guerrero counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Ultimate Guerrero takes Rey Bucanerro down with a slap.

(Ultimate Guerrero and Kolic are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero runs into the ropes.
Ultimate Guerrero hits Kolic with a clothesline.
Kolic falls out of the ring.
** Kolic has been eliminated.

(Master Z and Elektroshock are going at it.)
Master Z uses Low blow kick on Elektroshock.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z places Elektroshock on the turnbuckle.
Master Z executes the Atomic Driver on Elektroshock.

(Master Z and Ryushi Fujita are going at it.)
Master Z tries to throw Ryushi Fujita over the top rope.
Ryushi Fujita hangs on to the top rope.
Master Z notices it and knees Ryushi Fujita in the back.
** Ryushi Fujita has been eliminated.

(Ultimate Guerrero and The Headhunter are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero smacks The Headhunter with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is cheering on Ultimate Guerrero.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Ignition hits the ring.

(Ultimate Guerrero and Ignition are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero nails Ignition with a spinebuster slam.
Ultimate Guerrero is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Ultimate Guerrero whips Ignition into the ropes, but Ignition reverses it.
Ultimate Guerrero misses with an elbow.
Ultimate Guerrero hits Ignition with an elbow.

(The Headhunter and Mineral are going at it.)
The Headhunter executes a running powerslam on Mineral.
The Headhunter hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mineral.
The Headhunter seemingly enjoys the boos.

(Master Z and Rey Bucanerro are going at it.)
Master Z tries to throw Rey Bucanerro over the top rope.
** Rey Bucanerro has been eliminated.

Master Z is being booed out of the building.

(Ultimate Guerrero and Truck are going at it.)
Dork The Clown and Ultimate Guerrero try to throw Truck over the top rope.
Truck hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Ultimate Guerrero notices it and breaks Truck's grip.
** Truck has been eliminated.

Ultimate Guerrero is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

(Ultimate Guerrero and The Headhunter are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero hits The Headhunter with a spinebuster slam.
Ultimate Guerrero hits The Headhunter with a fist to the midsection.
La Pakka uses a bodyslam on The Headhunter.
Ultimate Guerrero and La Pakka whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Headhunter with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Tamer hits the ring.

(Tamer and Dozer Phillips are going at it.)
Tamer hits a flying dropkick on Dozer Phillips.
Tamer goes for a dropkick, but Dozer Phillips side-steps and Tamer
only hits air.

(Dork The Clown and Elektroshock are going at it.)
Dork The Clown executes a headlock takedown on Elektroshock.
Dork The Clown runs into the ropes.
Dork The Clown hits Elektroshock with a kick.
Dork The Clown nails Elektroshock with a chop.
Dork The Clown goes for a dropkick, but Elektroshock side-steps and
Dork The Clown only hits air.

(Ultimate Guerrero and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
Ultimate Guerrero hits a slap on Dork The Clown.
Ultimate Guerrero goes for a spinebuster slam, but Dork The Clown
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
Dork The Clown is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dork The Clown goes for an abdominal stretch, but Ultimate Guerrero
counters it with a hiptoss.
Ultimate Guerrero yells at the crowd.
Ultimate Guerrero is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Ultimate Guerrero executes a fist to the midsection on Dork The Clown.
Ultimate Guerrero uses a fist to the midsection on Dork The Clown.
Ultimate Guerrero uses a German suplex on Dork The Clown.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Bastion Booger-Eater hits the ring.

KING: WHAT THE...? Bastion Booger-Eater?! I thought he was Friar Fergus!

JR: Unfortunately, he took off his robe and turned into Bastion Booger-Eater!

KING: Why couldn't he have just been Norman the Luny or Mukhand Sing?

(Dork The Clown and Bastion Booger-Eater are going at it.)

JR: Dork The Clown takes Bastion Booger-Eater down with a faceslam.
Tamer and Dork The Clown try to throw Bastion Booger-Eater over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.

KING: Wait! Bastion is picking his nose! Oh, my gosh! Look at that big fat booger on his finger!

JR: He's offering it to Tamer!

KING: Tamer is turing away in disgust! I think he's gonna hurl!

JR: Wait! Dork has the booger! He's eating Bastion's booger!

KING: BLECH!!

JR: Now, Bastion and Dork are sitting in the corner eating boogers!

KING: BARF!!!

(Tamer and Dozer Phillips are going at it.)

JR:Tamer executes the Reverse DDT on Dozer Phillips.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
Tamer goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Dozer Phillips blocks it.
Dozer Phillips nails Tamer with a kick to the head.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips whips Tamer into the ropes, but Tamer reverses it.
Tamer hits Dozer Phillips with a backdrop.

(Elektroshock and Tamer are going at it.)
Elektroshock tries to throw Tamer over the top rope.
Tamer hangs on to the top rope.
Elektroshock notices it and knees Tamer in the back.
** Tamer has been eliminated.

(Elektroshock and Bastion Booger-Eater are going at it.)
Mineral goes for a DDT, but Bastion Booger-Eater counters it with a backdrop.
Bastion Booger-Eater goes for a piledriver, but Elektroshock blocks it.

(La Pakka and The Headhunter are going at it.)
La Pakka hits a spinning leg lariat on The Headhunter.
La Pakka nails The Headhunter with a single-leg takedown.
La Pakka takes The Headhunter down with a bodyslam.
La Pakka uses a single-leg takedown on The Headhunter.

(Mineral and The Headhunter are going at it.)
Mineral and La Pakka whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They hit The Headhunter with a double backdrop.
Mineral hits The Headhunter with a sidewalk slam.
Mineral tries to throw The Headhunter over the top rope.
The Headhunter hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Mineral notices it.
The Headhunter slides back in under the bottom rope.
The Headhunter whips Mineral into the ropes, but Mineral reverses it.
The Headhunter misses with a kick.
The Headhunter hits Mineral with a clothesline.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Latino Heat hits the ring.

Latino Heat almost takes The Headhunter's head off with a flying clothesline
The crowd is really behind Latino Heat.

(Mineral and Dozer Phillips are going at it.)
Mineral executes an arm bar on Dozer Phillips.
Mineral hits Dozer Phillips with a fireman's carry.
Mineral hits Dozer Phillips with a spear.

(Ignition and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
Ignition puts Dork The Clown in a sleeperhold.
Dork The Clown is valiantly trying to break the hold.
La Pakka makes the save.
Dork The Clown goes for a bodyslam, but Ignition counters it with an elbowsmash.

(Dozer Phillips and Elektroshock are going at it.)
Dozer Phillips nails Elektroshock with a fallaway slam.
Dozer Phillips executes the Bulldozer on Elektroshock.
The crowd is cheering on Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips locks Elektroshock in the Crippler Crossface.
Elektroshock is valiantly trying to break the hold.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

(The lights in the arena dim to complete darkness. A blinding flash goes off with a thunderous boom. Awake by Godsmack hits the pa system and Blue strobes flash over the crowd. Asylum explodes from behinmd the curtaina nd runs down the ramp and slides in the ring.)

** Asylum hits the ring.
Asylum makes the save.
Dozer Phillips whips Asylum into the ropes.
Dozer Phillips uses a hiptoss on Asylum.

Elektroshock almost takes Dozer Phillips's head off with a clothesline
Elektroshock and Bastion Booger-Eater whip Dozer Phillips into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Dozer Phillips with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Dozer Phillips hits them with a double clothesline.

(Bastion Booger-Eater and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Bastion Booger-Eater tries to throw Latino Heat over the top rope.
Latino Heat hangs on to the top rope.
Latino Heat slides back in under the bottom rope.
Latino Heat whips Bastion Booger-Eater into the ropes.
Bastion Booger-Eater hits Latino Heat with a shoulderblock.
Bastion Booger-Eater hits Latino Heat with a piledriver.
Bastion Booger-Eater goes for a piledriver, but Latino Heat blocks it.
Latino Heat whips Bastion Booger-Eater into the ropes, but Bastion Booger-Eater reverses it.
Latino Heat hits Bastion Booger-Eater with a clothesline.
Bastion Booger-Eater falls out of the ring.
** Bastion Booger-Eater has been eliminated.

KING: Ew, yuk! A big pile of boogers just landed on my crown!

JR: A portion of the crowd is cheering Latino Heat.

(The Headhunter and Dork The Clown are going at it.)
The Headhunter takes Dork The Clown down with a sidewalk slam.
The Headhunter whips Dork The Clown into the ropes, but Dork The Clown
reverses it.
The Headhunter misses with a shoulderblock.
Dork The Clown hits The Headhunter with a clothesline.
Dork The Clown hits The Headhunter with a kneebreaker.
Dork The Clown runs into the ropes.
Dork The Clown goes for a flying clothesline, but The Headhunter
ducks out of the way.
The Headhunter tries to throw Dork The Clown over the top rope.
Dork The Clown hangs on to the top rope.
The Headhunter sees Dork The Clown hanging on and knees Dork The Clown
in the back.
** Dork The Clown has been eliminated.

(The Headhunter and Latino Heat are going at it.)
The Headhunter hits Latino Heat with a running powerslam.
The Headhunter is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The Headhunter and Asylum whip Latino Heat into the ropes.
They hit Latino Heat with a double fist to the midsection.
The Headhunter puts Latino Heat in a bearhug.
Latino Heat makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds.
The Headhunter and Asylum whip Latino Heat into the ropes.
The Headhunter and Asylum hit Latino Heat with a double bodyslam.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Latino Heat with an elbow.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Scotty Scott hits the ring.

(Scotty Scott and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Scotty Scott whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Scotty Scott uses a chop on Latino Heat.
Scotty Scott hits a hammerlock on Latino Heat.
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat misses with an elbow.
Latino Heat hits La Pakka with a clothesline.
La Pakka falls out of the ring.
** La Pakka has been eliminated.

Harry charges over to The Judge and decks him with a
stiff clothesline.

Harry picks The Judge up and tries to dump him over the top but is hit from
behind.

Scotty Scott lifts Harry up with a military press and goes for the side of
the ring.

Harry slips back behind Scotty and gives him a drop kick to the back of the
head.

Scott tumbles over the top rope but holds onto the top rope saving himself.

Scotty Scott hits Latino Heat with a clothesline.
Latino Heat begs off.
Scotty Scott goes for a punch to the head, but Latino Heat blocks it.
Latino Heat goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Scotty Scott counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Scotty Scott chops Latino Heat.
There are lots of chants for Scotty Scott.
Scotty Scott punches Latino Heat.
Scotty Scott throws Latino Heat into the turnbuckle.
Scotty Scott runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Latino Heat
moves out of the way.
Latino Heat uses a backbreaker on Scotty Scott.

(Asylum and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Asylum hits Latino Heat with a gutbuster.
Asylum executes a superkick on Latino Heat.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Pain hits the ring.

Pain nails Mineral with a gutwrench suplex.
Pain tries to throw Mineral over the top rope.
** Mineral has been eliminated.

The crowd is going crazy.

(Pain and The Headhunter are going at it.)

Pain hits The Headhunter.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Headhunter hits Pain.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Pain kicks The Headhunter.
The crowd is going crazy.
Pain kicks The Headhunter.
Pain has the crowd going wild.
Pain goes for a bodyslam, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter kicks Pain.
The crowd is booing The Headhunter.
The Headhunter kicks Pain.
The crowd is booing The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits a jumping DDT on Pain.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

(Asylum and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Asylum throws Latino Heat into the turnbuckle.
Asylum uses a spear on Latino Heat.
Asylum attempts to place Latino Heat on the turnbuckle, but Latino Heat
blocks it.
Asylum hits Latino Heat with turnbuckle shoulder slam.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Asylum.
Asylum goes for a backdrop, but Latino Heat blocks it.
Latino Heat uses a Hotshot on Asylum.
Latino Heat takes Asylum down with a Hotshot.
A portion of the crowd is booing Latino Heat.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

** Stinger hits the ring.

KING: Finally, a true legend!!

JR: Dozer Phillips puts The Headhunter in a choke lift.
Stinger makes the save.
The Headhunter goes for a flying clothesline, but Dozer Phillips
ducks out of the way.
Dozer Phillips nails The Headhunter with a bodyslam.

(The Headhunter and Elektroshock are going at it.)
The Headhunter hoists Elektroshock high into the air with a vertical suplex, the
n sends Elektroshock crashing hard to the mat.
The Headhunter hoists Elektroshock high into the air with a vertical suplex, the
n sends Elektroshock crashing hard to the mat.
The Headhunter executes a jumping DDT on Elektroshock.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Headhunter.
The Headhunter goes for a splash, but Elektroshock gets his knees up.

(Latino Heat and Stinger are going at it.)
Latino Heat goes for a brain buster, but Stinger counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Stinger executes a back suplex on Latino Heat.
Stinger hits a flying cross body press on Latino Heat.
Stinger hits a bodyslam on Latino Heat.
Stinger executes a stomp on Latino Heat.
Stinger goes for a bulldog, but Latino Heat blocks it.

(Scotty Scott and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Scotty Scott takes Latino Heat down with a low blow.
Scotty Scott goes for a bodyslam, but Latino Heat blocks it.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

JR:Here comes...Mr.X?

King:What's with this joker? He's dancing around on the rampway like it's 50's night!

JR:Someone please tell him to get into the ring!

King:How can he get in the ring? He looks like he's about the size of the...IT'S THE DAWG! Mr.X is the Dawg!

JR:The Dawg left the BMWF! It's not him!

King:Well, he's just as fat as the Dawg! This guy looks like he weighs about 400 pounds!

JR:Well, let's see how he does!

King:The quicker he goes in, the quicker he gets thrown out! HAHAHA!

** Mr. X hits the ring.

JR:Mr.X is sitting in the corner attempting to keep out of other people's way! Look at the way he's avoiding confrontation!

King:That's actually a smart move in my opinion! Let everybody else beat each other up while you stay refreshed and relaxed. I would do the same thing!

(Mr. X and Pain are going at it.)
Mr. X gives him a dropkick, but Pain only stares at him.
Pain punches Mr. X.
The chants for Pain are deafening.
Mr. X hits Pain.
The crowd is giving Mr. X a standing ovation.
Pain hits Mr. X.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Pain.
Pain punches Mr. X.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Pain goes for a forearm to the back, but Mr. X side-steps and Pain
only hits air.
The crowd erupts.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

P.A.:  You're simply the best...
           Better than all the rest...
           Better than anyone...
           Anyone I've ever met...

(As Tina Turner begins to play over the sound system,
the audience clamors to get a glimpse of the next
superstar to enter the Bowl.  The curtains part, and
out steps "Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt!  He is
followed by Mr. Beauregarde.  He blows kisses to the
crowd and points to the stars, nods at Clancy, then
takes off in a mad dash, sliding into the ring and
directly into the fray.)

JR:  Some new music for "Mr. Showtime" tonight.

King:  And oddly enough, it's completely fitting for
him.

(They chuckle a bit at that, then go back to calling
the match.)


** Vernon Vanderbilt hits the ring.
Vernon Vanderbilt attacks Pain.
Pain runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt executes a spear on Pain.

(Stinger and Vernon Vanderbilt are going at it.)
Stinger goes for a punch, but Vernon Vanderbilt blocks it.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for spinning heel kick, but Stinger side-steps and
Vernon Vanderbilt only hits air.
Stinger hits Vernon Vanderbilt with a punch.
Stinger takes Vernon Vanderbilt down with an inverted atomic drop.
Stinger nails Vernon Vanderbilt with a kick to the midsection.

(Elektroshock and Asylum are going at it.)
Elektroshock hits a punch on Asylum.
Elektroshock uses a spinebuster slam on Asylum.
Asylum gives him the Clothesline From Hell.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Asylum.

(The Headhunter and Mr. X are going at it.)
The Headhunter takes Mr. X down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Headhunter hits a splash on Mr. X.
The crowd is booing The Headhunter.
The Headhunter hits a sidewalk slam on Mr. X.
The Headhunter and Scotty Scott whip Mr. X into the ropes.
They hit Mr. X with a double fist to the midsection.
Scotty Scott hits a DDT on Mr. X.
The Headhunter and Scotty Scott whip Mr. X into the ropes.

(Asylum and Vernon Vanderbilt are going at it.)
Asylum tries to throw Vernon Vanderbilt over the top rope.
Vernon Vanderbilt hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Vernon Vanderbilt slides back in under the bottom rope.
Vernon Vanderbilt punches Asylum.
The crowd is going crazy.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER

("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare throughout the arena as White Lightning steps out onto the stage and poses for a moment before walking down the ramp and entering the ring.)

JR: It's White Lightning! What a night it would be for this young kid if he could walk out victorious!

**White Lightning hits the ring.

KING: What? I thought this was only a 30 man Bedlam Bowl! Lightning makes #31!

JR: Apparently, somebody forgot how to count!

JR: White Lightning spots Master Z and is walking up behind him

White Lightning drops to his knees and nails Master Z with a low blow

King: Ouch! That was below the belt!

JR: Indeed, but anything in that ring is legal tonight!

White Lightning stomps on Master Z
White Lightning lifts Master Z to his feet
White Lightning drops Master Z with a Double Arm DDT

JR: White Lightning is continuing the assault on Master Z

(The Headhunter and Scotty Scott are going at it.)
The Headhunter hoists Scotty Scott high into the air with a vertical suplex, the
n sends Scotty Scott crashing hard to the mat.
The crowd is booing The Headhunter.

(White Lightning and Ignition are going at it.)

White Lightning runs into the ropes.
Ignition executes an armbar takedown on White Lightning.
Ignition has the crowd going wild.
Ignition catches White Lightning in a figure-four leglock.
White Lightning tries to escape the hold.
White Lightning tries to fight the pain.
White Lightning is writhing in pain.
Ignition lets go after 27 seconds.
Ignition runs into the ropes.
White Lightning goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Ignition counters it with
a punch.
Ignition runs into the ropes.
White Lightning nails Ignition with a roundhouse kick.
White Lightning points to the crowd.
A fan at ringside badmouths White Lightning.
White Lightning hits Ignition with a fireman's carry.

Asylum runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat hits Asylum with a clothesline.

(Mr. X and Stinger are going at it.)
Mr. X hits Stinger with a spinebuster.
Mr. X locks Stinger in a full nelson.
Stinger manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.

(Asylum and Scotty Scott are going at it.)
Asylum hits Scotty Scott with a backbreaker.
Asylum hits a brainbuster on Scotty Scott.
Asylum hits neckbreaker on Scotty Scott.
Asylum hoists Scotty Scott high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Scotty
Scott crashing hard to the mat.
Asylum executes a backdrop on Scotty Scott.

The crowd counts with the clock as it countsdown!
CROWD: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...!

*BZZZZZZ*

**Tazan Boy hits the ring.

(Tazan Boy and Ignition are going at it.)
Tazan Boy goes for a slap, but Ignition blocks it.
Ignition goes for a piledriver, but Tazan Boy counters it with a backdrop.
Tazan Boy dances for the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on Tazan Boy.
Ignition hits an armbar takedown on Tazan Boy.
The crowd is behind Ignition all the way.
Ignition whips Tazan Boy into the ropes.
Tazan Boy smacks Ignition with a devastating clothesline .
Tazan Boy puts Ignition in a kneelock submission.

JR: White Lightning and one the BMWF's legends Scotty Scott are going at it

White Lightning nails Scotty Scott was kick to the gut
White Lightning connects with a snap suplex on Scotty Scott
White Lightning stares at Scotty Scott
White Lightning mouths words at Scotty Scott

White Lightning: Legend my @$$!

White Lightning begins to stomp on Scotty Scott

JR: Things are really starting to heat up!

(The Headhunter and Latino Heat are going at it.)
The Headhunter tries to throw Latino Heat over the top rope.
Latino Heat hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Latino Heat slides back in under the bottom rope.

Latino Heat and Mr. X whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They hit The Headhunter with a double clothesline.
Latino Heat hits The Headhunter with a power bomb.
Latino Heat runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat hits The Headhunter with an elbow.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Latino Heat.

(White Lightning and Ignition are going at it.)

White Lightning tries to throw Ignition over the top rope.
Ignition hangs on to the top rope.
Ignition slides back in under the bottom rope.
Ignition hits White Lightning.
The crowd is giving Ignition a standing ovation.
Ignition chops White Lightning.
Ignition hits White Lightning.
Ignition hits White Lightning with a side suplex.
Ignition almost takes White Lightning's head off with a clothesline
Ignition attempts to place White Lightning on the turnbuckle, but
White Lightning blocks it.
Ignition hits White Lightning.
The chants for Ignition are deafening.
Ignition kicks White Lightning.
The crowd is behind Ignition all the way.
Ignition whips White Lightning into the ropes, but White Lightning reverses it.
Ignition hits White Lightning with a shoulderblock.

(Asylum and Mr. X are going at it.)
Asylum goes for a backbreaker, but Mr. X blocks it.

JR: White Lightning grabbed Vern from behind

White Lightning connects with a German Suplex on Vern
White Lightning quickly lifts Vern to his feet and connects with another German Suplex

JR: White Lightning seems to be on top of his game tonight

King: Look at Vern cringing in pain!

White Lightning lifts Vern to his feet
White Lightning kicks Vern in the gut
White Lightning connects with the Flash

JR: Wow! White Lightning hit the Flash on Vern

King: Can he eliminate him?

White Lightning lifts Vern up and attempts to throw him over the top rope
Vern kicks White Lightning away

JR: That was close King!

(Scotty Scott and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Scotty Scott hits Latino Heat with a punch.

(Scotty Scott and Dozer Phillips are going at it.)
Scotty Scott takes Dozer Phillips down with a powerbomb.
The chants for Scotty Scott are deafening.
Scotty Scott nails Dozer Phillips with a punch to the head.
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Scotty Scott and Dozer Phillips get hit with a double clothesline.

JR: What a size difference here! Tyrone is 7'4 and White Lightning is 6'1!

White Lightning stares at Tyrone for a moment before punching him the face
Tyrone falls back a step and unloads back knocking White Lightning back a few steps
White Lightning dives at Tyrone taking him to the ground
White Lightning begins to lay into Tyrone with rights and lefts to the face
Tyrone throws White Lightning off

King: Uh…Oh, I think Tyrone has had enough of this!

JR: He looks angry now!

Tyrone begins to walk towards White Lightning
White Lightning nails Tyrone with a kick to the crotch
Tyrone falls down in pain

JR: Well, I guess you try to win anyway you can!


(Dozer Phillips and Pain are going at it.)
Dozer Phillips runs into the ropes.
Pain misses with a shoulderblock.
Dozer Phillips misses with a clothesline.


(Stinger and Vernon Vanderbilt are going at it.)
Stinger tries to throw Vernon Vanderbilt over the top rope.
Vernon Vanderbilt hangs on to the top rope.
Stinger notices Vernon Vanderbilt hanging on.
Vernon Vanderbilt slides back in under the bottom rope.
Stinger hits Vernon Vanderbilt with a kick.
Stinger howls out to the crowd.
The crowd is cheering on Stinger.

(Asylum and Stinger are going at it.)
Asylum executes a brainbuster on Stinger.
Asylum tries to throw Stinger over the top rope.
** Stinger has been eliminated.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

(Asylum and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Asylum whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Asylum takes Latino Heat down with a spinebuster.
Asylum takes Latino Heat down with a backbreaker.
Asylum gives the sign for the Committed.
Asylum executes the Committed on Latino Heat.
Asylum hits a piledriver on Latino Heat.
Asylum executes a piledriver on Latino Heat.
Asylum whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Latino Heat hits Asylum with a shoulderblock.

(Asylum and Pain are going at it.)
Asylum gives him a backdrop, but Pain doesn't budge.
Asylum gives him a backdrop, but Pain doesn't even care.
Asylum uses a spinebuster on Pain.
Asylum whips Pain into the ropes.
Pain hits Asylum with a kick.

(Pain and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Pain smacks Latino Heat with a devastating clothesline .

(Vernon Vanderbilt and Asylum are going at it.)
Vernon Vanderbilt sends Asylum into the turnbuckle, but Asylum reverses it.
Asylum nails Vernon Vanderbilt with a spear.
Asylum attempts to place Vernon Vanderbilt on the turnbuckle, but
Vernon Vanderbilt blocks it.
Asylum goes for turnbuckle shoulder slam, but Vernon Vanderbilt
counters it with a facerake.
Vernon Vanderbilt executes an enzuigiri on Asylum.
Vernon Vanderbilt uses a Russian legsweep on Asylum.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

KING: That had to be one of the greatest RPs ever!

JR: Uh, right, King!

JR:Mr.X is sneaking up behind Tarzan Boy and he's got a strange look in his eyes!

King:YAHHH! Mr.X just nailed Tarzan Boy with a low blow and now he's got him up on his shoulders! Master Z charges and chotheslines Tarzan Boy off the shoulders of Mr. X!)

(Mr.X leans forward and drops Tarzan Boy over the top rope and sends him crashing to the floor face first. Mr.X throws his arms up and gives the "X" pose before spinning around and going after another BMWF superstar.)

JR: WOW! Master Z just gave Tarzan Boy a jumping clothesline sending him over the top rope! Tarzan Boy crashes to the floor face first. Mr.X throws his arms up and gives the "X" pose before spinning around and going after another BMWF superstar.)

Mr.X just sent Tarzan Boy packing!

King:Not without Master Z's help! Even the jobbers can get lucky!

(Tazan Boy and White Lightning are going at it.)
JR: Tazan Boy goes for a jumping side kick, but White Lightning
ducks out of the way.
White Lightning punches Tazan Boy.
Tazan Boy punches White Lightning.

White Lightning punches Tazan Boy.
White Lightning kicks Tazan Boy.
Tazan Boy punches White Lightning.
The crowd is cheering on Tazan Boy.
Tazan Boy tries to throw White Lightning over the top rope.
White Lightning hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
White Lightning slides back in under the bottom rope.
White Lightning tries to throw Tazan Boy over the top rope.
Tazan Boy hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
White Lightning sees Tazan Boy hanging on and knees Tazan Boy in the back.
** Tazan Boy has been eliminated.

Mr. X catches Dozer Phillips in a full nelson.
Dozer Phillips is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Latino Heat makes the save.
Mr. X runs into the ropes.
Mr. X goes for a flying clothesline, but Dozer Phillips counters it with
a powerslam.
A portion of the crowd is booing Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Mr. X
ducks out of the way.
Mr. X gives the sign for the Downtime.
Mr. X executes the Downtime on Dozer Phillips.
Dozer Phillips is struggling to reach the ropes.
Elektroshock makes the save.

JR:Mr.X whips Elektroshock into the ropes and he just caught him with a military press!

King:I think Mr.X is about to roll the dice! YAHHH!

(Mr.X launches Elektroshock face first into the top turnbuckle and then watches him drop down to the mat. Mr.X picks up Elektroshock and whips him into the corner. Master Z rushes over and slams his elbow right into the side of Elektroshock's head. Master Z drives his knee into the ribs of Elektroshock as he then shouts to Mr.X. Mr. X shrugs his shoulders as Master Z whips elektroshock right back Mr.X. Mr.X steps out of the corner and catches Elektroshock with a back body drop as Elektroshock literally flies over the ring post and falls to the floor.)

JR:MY GOD! Elektroshock might be dead!

King:Elektroshock literally "bolted" out of the ring! HAHAHA!

** Elektroshock has been eliminated.

JR: The crowd is giving Mr. X a standing ovation.

JR: White Lightning is about to be eliminated

King: I wouldn't talk too fast, JR

JR: Its Big Kev

(Big Kev walks down the ramp with a chair. Big Kev swings the chair at the man trying to eliminate White Lightning. Big Kev connects with the attacker, allowing White Lightning to remain in the ring.)

JR: That was close for White Lightning, King!

King: He better give Big Kev a raise for that one!

(Mr. X and Asylum are going at it.)
JR: Mr. X sends Asylum into the turnbuckle.
Asylum comes back and rocks Mr. X with a clothesline.
Asylum and Scotty Scott whip Mr. X into the ropes.
They hit Mr. X with a double backdrop.
Asylum hoists Mr. X high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends Lowe
Down crashing hard to the mat.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Asylum hits a superkick on Mr. X.
Asylum and The Headhunter whip Mr. X into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mr. X with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.


(White Lightning and Asylum are going at it.)
White Lightning goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Asylum blocks it.
Asylum goes for a piledriver, but White Lightning blocks it.
White Lightning whips Asylum into the ropes.
Asylum hits White Lightning with a clothesline.
White Lightning falls out of the ring.
** White Lightning has been eliminated.

(Mr. X and Asylum are going at it.)

Mr. X whips Asylum into the ropes.
Mr. X misses with a shoulderblock.

(Mr.X stands behind Asylum and kicks him in the back of the knee. This causes Asylum to fall backwards into the waiting arms of Master Z who drives him down with a reverse DDT.)

JR: Mr.X gets back on his feet and gives the "X" sign to the crowd as he drives an elbowsmash to the chest of Asylum.

Mr.X picks up Asylum and whips him across the ring to the opposite side and follows behind him with a hard clothesline that rocks his head back. Mr.X winds up and nails Asylum with a hard right hand and then grabs his left leg and tries to throw Asylum over.)

JR:Mr.X is trying to throw Asylum out of the ring already!

King:What is this jobber trying to pull here?

JR:Mr.X just set Asylum down and now he's choking him in the corner!

King:This Mr.X must have drank the entire vending machine of Y2K Stingers! He's all juiced up!

(Mr.X pulls Asylum out of the corner and nails him with repeated forearm smashes that stuns Asylum. Mr.X whips Asylum across the ring and follows behind him and grabs Asylum by hair and literally launches Asylum up to the top rope.)

JR: Master Z runs and smashes his fist into the face of Asylum and watches him crash on the floor. Mr.X looks out to the crowd as he flashes the "X" sign to the crowd.

JR:Mr.X and Master Z just sent Asylum crashing to the floor in front of us!

King:Mr. X set him up and Master Z took him down! I guess "X" really did mark his spot! HAHAHA!

** Asylum has been eliminated.

JR:The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. X.
(Latino Heat and Scotty Scott are going at it.)
Latino Heat whips Scotty Scott into the ropes, but Scotty Scott reverses it.
Latino Heat misses with a kick.
Latino Heat hits Scotty Scott with a shoulderblock.
Vernon Vanderbilt uses a huricanrana on Scotty Scott.

Latino Heat and Vernon Vanderbilt whip Scotty Scott into the ropes.
They hit Scotty Scott with a double elbowsmash.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits a dropkick on Scotty Scott.
Latino Heat goes for a back suplex, but Scotty Scott blocks it.
Scotty Scott hits an eye gouge on Latino Heat.
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat goes for a dropkick, but Scotty Scott side-steps and Latino Heat
only hits air.

JR: Harry and Vernon are going at it exchanging blows!

KING: Vernon seems to be getting the best of Harry.

(Vernon backs up and charges at Harry with a shoulder block connecting with
Harry right in the chest. Harry fumbles back against the ropes. Vernon then
takes off after Harry, Harry ducks and flips Vernon over the top rope, BUT
Vernon lands on the ring apron)

KING: HAHA Harry thinks he has eliminated Vernon, he is showing off now.

(Vernon reaches over the top rope grabbing Harry by the neck and jerking him
back. Vernon then hooks Harry in a reverse suplex and lifts Harry up into
the air and brings him crashing down out of the ring landing hard on the
floor. Vernon jumps back into the ring)

** Hardcore Harry has been eliminated.


(Mr. X and Pain are going at it.)
Mr. X whips Pain into the turnbuckle, but Pain reverses it.
Pain smacks Mr. X with a devastating flying clothesline .
Pain runs into the ropes.
Pain misses with a clothesline.
Mr. X hits Pain with a kick.
Mr. X gives him a flying clothesline, but Pain doesn't budge.

(The Headhunter and Dozer Phillips are going at it.)
The Headhunter hits a piledriver on Dozer Phillips.
The crowd is booing The Headhunter.
(Dozer Phillips and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Dozer Phillips takes Latino Heat down with a backbreaker.
Dozer Phillips nails Latino Heat with a fallaway slam.

(Scotty Scott and Mr. X are going at it.)
Scotty Scott locks Mr. X in a chokehold.
Mr. X inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Scotty Scott goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Mr. X blocks it.
Mr. X and Latino Heat hit Scotty Scott with a double bodyslam.
Latino Heat uses a dropkick on Scotty Scott.
Mr. X catches Scotty Scott in a full nelson.
Scotty Scott is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Headhunter makes the save.
Mr. X executes a spinebuster on Scotty Scott.
The crowd is giving Mr. X a standing ovation.
Mr. X executes the Downtime on Scotty Scott.
Latino Heat makes the save.
Mr. X goes for a spear, but Scotty Scott side-steps and Mr. X
only hits air.

(Dozer Phillips and Mr. X are going at it.)

JR:Dozer has Mr.X against the ropes as he keeps nailing Mr.X with hard shots to the side of the head! Mr.X is trying to block the heavy fists of Dozer as he staggers against the ropes! Dozer is looking to the crowd as he is backing away as Dozer is looking to send Mr.X out of the Bedlam Bowl!

King:Goodbye Mr.X!

(Dozer rushes towards Mr.X and goes for the big boot, but Mr.X manages to step out of the way and Dozer catches his leg on the top rope. Mr.X stands behind Dozer as he nails him in the side of the head that sends Dozer over the top rope and down to the floor. Mr.X waves down to Dozer who has a look of confusion on his face. Mr.X looks back and slides back into the corner.)

JR:Mr.X just caught the big man of the BWO with his own momentum!

King:Dozer was never the smart one of the group!

** Dozer Phillips has been eliminated.

(The Headhunter and Vernon Vanderbilt are going at it.)
JR: Vernon Vanderbilt begs off.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.

Vernon Vanderbilt uses an enzuigiri on The Headhunter.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter nails Vernon Vanderbilt with a piledriver.

(Latino Heat and Pain are going at it.)
Latino Heat goes for a dropkick, but Pain side-steps and Latino Heat
only hits air.
Pain throws Latino Heat into the turnbuckle, but Latino Heat reverses it.
Latino Heat charges in with a clothesline, but Pain moves out of the way.
Latino Heat begs off.
Pain throws Latino Heat into the turnbuckle.
Pain tries to throw Latino Heat over the top rope.
Latino Heat hangs on to the top rope.
Latino Heat slides back in under the bottom rope.
Latino Heat uses a flying dropkick on Pain.
Pain sits up.
Latino Heat goes for a flying dropkick, but Uncle Paul shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

(Mr. X and The Headhunter are going at it.)
Mr. X and Pain whip The Headhunter into the ropes.
They hit The Headhunter with a double fist to the midsection.
Mr. X tries to throw The Headhunter over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Mr. X nails The Headhunter with a dropkick.
Mr. X executes a flying elbowdrop on The Headhunter.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. X.

Vernon Vanderbilt hits The Headhunter with a dropkick.
Mr. X goes for a full nelson, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter tries to throw Mr. X over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
The Headhunter nails Mr. X with a piledriver.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter almost takes Mr. X's head off with a flying clothesline
The Headhunter smacks Mr. X with a devastating flying clothesline .
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The Headhunter goes for a splash, but Mr. X gets his knees up.

(Pain and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Pain uses a roundhouse right on Latino Heat.
Pain kicks Latino Heat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Latino Heat kicks Pain.
The crowd is booing Latino Heat.

Latino Heat kicks Pain.
The crowd is booing Latino Heat.
(The Headhunter and Pain are going at it.)
The Headhunter smacks Pain with a devastating flying clothesline .
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
(Pain and The Headhunter are going at it.)
Pain hits The Headhunter with a slap.
Pain hits a choke slam on The Headhunter.
Pain executes the Tombstone on The Headhunter.
Pain sends The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
Pain runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Pain whips The Headhunter into the ropes.
Uncle Paul pulls down the top rope.
** The Headhunter has been eliminated.

(Ignition and Ultimate Guerrero are going at it.)

Ignition nails Ultimate Guerrero with a punch.
Ignition tries to throw Ultimate Guerrero over the top rope.

**Ultimate Guerrero has been eliminated.

(Vernon Vanderbilt and Mr. X are going at it.)
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for an enzuigiri, but Mr. X ducks out of the way.

Mr. X runs into the ropes.
Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde trips Mr. X.
Mr. X and Latino Heat whip Vernon Vanderbilt into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Vernon Vanderbilt with a double kick to the midsection, but
he counters it with a double clothesline.
Vernon Vanderbilt almost takes Mr. X's head off with cartwheel clothesline
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Scotty Scott whips Pain into the turnbuckle.
(Vernon Vanderbilt and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Vernon Vanderbilt executes a Russian legsweep on Latino Heat.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Latino Heat with a kneedrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt whips Latino Heat into the turnbuckle.
Vernon Vanderbilt charges in with a monkey flip.
Latino Heat begs off.
Vernon Vanderbilt whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Latino Heat hits Vernon Vanderbilt with a kick.
Latino Heat executes a spinning backbreaker on Vernon Vanderbilt.
The crowd is booing Latino Heat.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

(Pain and Mr. X are going at it.)
Pain goes for a side suplex, but Mr. X blocks it.

(Latino Heat and Scotty Scott are going at it.)
Latino Heat nails Scotty Scott with a backbreaker.
Latino Heat hits Scotty Scott.
Latino Heat hits Scotty Scott.

(Scotty Scott and Vernon Vanderbilt are going at it.)
Scotty Scott runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Scotty Scott with a huricanrana.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Vernon Vanderbilt executes the End of the End on Scotty Scott.
Vernon Vanderbilt doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Vernon Vanderbilt takes Scotty Scott down with a guillotine legdrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt uses a guillotine legdrop on Scotty Scott.
Vernon Vanderbilt doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for spinning heel kick, but Scotty Scott
ducks out of the way.
Scotty Scott whips Vernon Vanderbilt into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Scotty Scott with a kick.


(Vernon Vanderbilt and Mr. X are going at it.)
Vernon Vanderbilt smacks Mr. X with a devastating cartwheel clothesline .
Vernon Vanderbilt and Scotty Scott whip Mr. X into the ropes.
They hit Mr. X with a double clothesline.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Mr. X with a DDT.
Vernon Vanderbilt and Scotty Scott whip Mr. X into the ropes.
They hit Mr. X with a double kick to the midsection.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Mr. X with a guillotine legdrop.

Vernon Vanderbilt and Scotty Scott whip Mr. X into the ropes.
They hit Mr. X with a double elbowsmash.
Scotty Scott hits a kick to the head on Mr. X.
Vernon Vanderbilt executes an enzuigiri on Mr. X.
The crowd is wildly cheering Vernon Vanderbilt with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Vernon Vanderbilt and Scotty Scott whip Mr. X into the ropes.
They hit Mr. X with a double clothesline.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for a chokehold, but Mr. X counters it with
a kick to the midsection.

JR:Look at this! Mr.X is taunting Vernon Vanderbilt by pretending he's a matador and Vernon is a bull!

King:Vernon is only full of bull! He's not exactly a bull! HAHAHA!

(Mr.X catches Vernon Vanderbilt with a thumb to the eye and then nails him with a hard european uppercut that rocks Vernon's head back. Mr.X catches him with another uppercut and then suddenly grabs Vernon by the throat and delivers a chookeslam to Vernon.)

JR:I don't believe it! Mr.X just caught Vernon off guard with a chokeslam! That was a textbook chokeslam!

King:THE DARKLORD IS MR.X! MR.X IS THE DARKLORD! YAHHH!

JR:Uh King?

King:Yes?

JR:The Darklord is over 7 feet tall and Mr.X is barely 6 feet tall.

King:WHEW! I almost had a heart attack!

(Mr.X spins around and begins to dance the Mashed Potato before driving a fist down into the side of Vernon's head and then places his foot down on the neck of Vernon and dances for the crowd before finally releasing the hold. Mr.X bounces off the ropes and nails Vernon with a baseball slide dropkick. Mr.X picks up Vernon off the mat and hoists him up for a scoop slam, but drives him upside down in the corner. Mr.X begins driving his boot into the ribs of Vernon and then drops down to his knees and throw short punches to the chin of Vernon before backing up and ramming his shoulder right into the ribs of Vernon.)

JR:Mr.X is trying to bend Vernon in half!

King:I think he did! Now Mr.X is pulling Vernon back up and Vernon is looking out to the crowd!

JR:I don't think Vernon is looking at the...GOOD LORD! Mr.X just pushed Vernon off of the top turnbuckle and Vernon just landed hard on the floor!

King:Vernon has just been "X'ed out! HAHAHA!

** Vernon Vanderbilt has been eliminated.

JR: The crowd is going into a frenzy.

(Tyrone Smith and Scotty Scott are going at it.)
Scotty Scott takes Tyrone Smith down with a Russian legsweep.
Scotty Scott gets a chokehold on Tyrone Smith.
Scotty Scott throws Tyrone Smith into the turnbuckle.
Scotty Scott charges in with a knees to stomach, but Tyrone Smith lifts his leg.
Tyrone Smith hits Scotty Scott.
Tyrone Smith hits Scotty Scott.
The crowd erupts.

(Latino Heat and Pain are going at it.)
Latino Heat nails Pain with a Hotshot.
Latino Heat takes Pain down with a flying dropkick.
Latino Heat goes for a Hotshot, but Pain counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is giving Pain a standing ovation.

(Scotty Scott and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Scotty Scott hits Latino Heat with a Death Valley Driver.
The crowd is giving Scotty Scott a standing ovation.
Scotty Scott takes Latino Heat down with a punch.
Scotty Scott kicks Latino Heat.

(Scotty Scott and Inferno are going at it.)
Scotty Scott uses the Slingshot Suplex on Inferno.
Scotty Scott goes for a chokehold, but Inferno counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Inferno uses a flying dropkick on Scotty Scott.

JR:Look at this! Mr.X is standing right behind Scotty and Scotty doesn't know it!

King:How do you know?

JR:Look at that moronic look on his face! HAHAHA!

(Mr.X nails Scotty Scott wth a hard forearm to the back of the head and then drops down and hits a low blow on him. As Scotty doubles over, Mr.X locks on Scotty Scott own finisher.)

JR:What in the world is Mr.X doing to Scotty?

King:He's got Scotty's own finisher on him! This wierdo must have watched everyone's wrestling tapes!

(Mr.X begins to shake Scotty back and forth as he drags him towards the ropes. Suddenly, Mr.X releases the hold and executes a t-bone suplex on Scotty that sends him over the top rope.)

JR:Did you just see that?!?

King:Scotty has just been eliminated by Mr.X???

** Scotty Scott has been eliminated.

(Latino Heat and Pain are going at it.)
JR: Latino Heat tries to throw Pain over the top rope.
Pain hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Pain slides back in under the bottom rope.
Pain nails Latino Heat with a bodyslam.
Pain puts Latino Heat in a choke lift.
Latino Heat is valiantly trying to break the hold.

(Master Z and Tyrone Smith are going at it.)
Master Z whips Tyrone Smith into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith hits Master Z with an elbow.
Master Z begs off.
Tyrone Smith sets up Master Z on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith hits Master Z with top-rope belly to belly suplex.
The crowd is behind Tyrone Smith all the way.
Tyrone Smith tries to throw Master Z over the top rope.
Master Z hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Tyrone Smith sees Master Z hanging on.
Master Z slides back in under the bottom rope.

JR:Hold on a second here! Mr.X is sizing up Tyrone Smith here behind his back! Mr.X is clearly outweighed here as he's trying to look for a way to throw Tyrone over the top rope!

King:Get a crane! YAHHH!

(Mr.X spins Tyrone around and catches him with a kick to the gut and then starts slamming hard double axe handles to the back of Tyrone. Mr.X bounces off the ropes and nails Tyrone with a dropkick to the knee and brings the big Jamaican down. Mr.X bounces off the ropes again and nails Tyrone's other knee.)

JR:Mr.X is slowly taking Tyrone down to the mat!

King:There is something fishy about this guy!

(Mr.X grabs a hold of Tyrone off the mat and in a move that shocks the crowd, Mr.X nails Tyrone with a scoop slam in the center of the ring. Mr.X looks at his own hands and can't believe his own strength. Mr.X grabs a hold of Tyrone again and manages to pick Tyrone off of his feet and powers him up to the top turnbuckle. Mr.X steps back to the center of the ring and then rushes towards Tyrone and leaps high in the air and nails Tyrone right on the chin with a dropkick. Tyrone falls off of the top rope and lands on the ring apron.)

JR:This is unbelievable! Mr.X has just eliminated Tyrone Smith! This is an insane Bedlam Bowl!

King:Someone call my therapist! I'm having a nervous breakdown!

JR: Pain and Master Z try to throw Tyrone Smith over the top rope.
** Tyrone Smith has been eliminated.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

(Pain and Latino Heat are going at it.)
Pain nails Latino Heat with a roundhouse right.
Pain uses a bodyslam on Latino Heat.
Pain nails Latino Heat with a fist to the midsection.
Pain runs into the ropes.
Pain smacks Latino Heat with a devastating clothesline .
Pain runs into the ropes.
Pain and Latino Heat get hit with a double clothesline.
Pain runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat misses with a clothesline.

(Inferno and The Judge are going at it.)
Inferno runs into the ropes.
Inferno and The Judge get hit with a double clothesline.
Inferno uses a snap suplex on The Judge.
The cheers for Inferno are drowning out the boos.
Inferno runs into the ropes.
The Judge almost takes Inferno's head off with a clothesline
The Judge whips Inferno into the ropes.
Inferno hits The Judge with a shoulderblock.

The Executioner enters the ring and hits Inferno with a chair.
The Judge doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Inferno is out cold.
The Judge goes for the Gavel Smash, but Inferno counters it with a roll away.
Inferno tries to throw The Judge over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Inferno takes The Judge down with a sidewalk slam.
Inferno mimes a globe and goes "The World is ours!".
The cheers for Inferno are drowning out the boos.
Inferno runs into the ropes.
Inferno executes a spear on The Judge.
Inferno whips The Judge into the ropes.
Aquatic pulls down the top rope.
** The Judge has been eliminated.


(Mr.X begins to climb up to the top turnbuckle and watches the back of Pain as he leaps off the top rope and nails Pain with a missle dropkick from behind that catches Pain on the back of his head. Pain drops to one knee as Mr.X gets back up on his feet and crouches down behind Pain as he waits for him to rise back up.)

JR:What is Mr.X trying to do here? Is he insane?

King:I don't know, but he sure knocked the sense out of Pain!

JR:Mr.X is bouncing off the ropes as he just nailed Pain with a huge clothesline!

King:But it only staggered him! Pain is getting closer to the ropes as Mr.X just caught Pain with another hard clothesline!

(Mr.X rakes the eyes of Pain and then kicks him right in the groin causing him to double over. Mr.X then takes a few steps back and then nails Pain with a double axe handle and watches Pain fall against the ropes. Mr.X takes a step back as he gives the "X" sign again and catches Pain with a clothesline from behind that sends Pain over the top rope and onto the floor.)

JR: Mr. X grabs one leg, and Master Z comes over and grabs the other! Both men lift! I can't believe it! Mr. X and Master Z just sent Pain over the top rope and onto the floor!

( The crowd is in shock as Mr.X has a look of amazement himself as he looks behind him and quickly ducks into a corner.)

JR:I can't believe it! Pain was just eliminated by Mr.X?!?

King:Maybe Pain had a cold?

JR: EIther way you look at it Mr. X and Master Z are making a good team here tonight!
** Pain has been eliminated.

JR:Mr.X climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle and watches Latino Heat in front of him and he leaps off the ropes and nails him with a double axe handle to the back of the head! This Mr.X is not only a brawler, but he is quick and agile as well!

King:He's a luchadore!

JR:A Cuban lauchadore?

King:Okay. Maybe he's just really ugly then?

(Mr.X whips Latino Heat into the rope and follows right behind and nails him with a knee to the stomach. Mr.X whips Latino Heat once again into the ropes and nails him once more with a knee. Mr.X picks up Latino Heat and shoves him against the ropes chest first as he then hits a standing dropkick on Latino Heat that almost sends Heat over the top rope. Mr.X rakes the eyes of Latino Heat and then grabs a hold of Latino's tights and executes a suplex.)

JR: Master Z catches Latino Heat totally by surprise.
Master Z tries to throw Latino Heat over the top rope.

**Latino heat has been eliminated.

KING: It's down to four men--Master Z, Inferno, Ignition and this Mr. X guy!

JR: Mr. X runs into the ropes.
Ignition goes for a sleeperhold, but Mr. X counters it with a jawbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mr. X smacks Ignition with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd erupts.

Mr. X goes for a DDT, but Ignition counters it with a small package.
Ignition tries to throw Mr. X over the top rope.
Mr. X hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Mr. X slides back in under the bottom rope.

Ignition hits a bodyslam on Mr. X.
Ignition nails Mr. X with a dragon suplex.
Ignition hits a shoulderbreaker on Mr. X.

Master Z takes Mr. X down with a kick to the head.
Ignition catches Mr. X in a sleeperhold.
Mr. X is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mr. X manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
Ignition and Master Z hit Mr. X with a double bodyslam.
Ignition gets a sleeperhold on Mr. X.
Master Z makes the save.
Mr. X takes Ignition down with a pumphandle slam.
The crowd is giving Mr. X a standing ovation.

(Master Z and Inferno are going at it.)
Master Z nails Inferno with a backbreaker.
Master Z hits Inferno with a dropkick.
Master Z takes Inferno down with a punch.
Master Z uses a backbreaker on Inferno.
Master Z gets a bearhug on Inferno.
Inferno tries to escape the hold.
Inferno is inching his way towards the ropes.
Inferno gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 14 seconds.
Inferno hits his opponent with a glass globe.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Inferno goes for a DDT, but Master Z blocks it.
Master Z hits Inferno with a sidewalk slam.
The crowd is giving Master Z a standing ovation.
Master Z hits a ropeburn on Inferno.

JR:Master Z is nailing Inferno with Hard knife edge chops!

King:Look at Mr.X! He's cowering against the ropes trying not to get beat up!

(Master Z whips Inferno into the ropes as Mr.X rushes over and pulls down on the top rope and watches Inferno fall out of the ring. Mr.X sees Inferno on the floor and waves down to him as he extends his hands out and gives the "X" signal and then crawls back into the corner.)

** Inferno has been eliminated.

(Master Z and Ignition are going at it.)
Master Z gets a full nelson on Ignition.
Ignition inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Master Z throws Ignition into the turnbuckle.
Master Z nails Ignition with a sidewalk slam.
Master Z gets a bearhug on Ignition.
Ignition inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Master Z uses a powerbomb on Ignition.
The crowd erupts.
Master Z takes Ignition down with a Gorilla Press.
The crowd erupts.

The crowd is on its feet cheering for Master Z.
Master Z takes Ignition down with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Master Z runs into the ropes.
Ignition goes for a side suplex, but Master Z blocks it.
Master Z takes Ignition down with a backbreaker.
Master Z hits Low blow kick on Ignition.
Master Z whips Ignition into the ropes, but Ignition reverses it.
Ignition catches Master Z in a sleeperhold.
Master Z reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Ignition executes a dragon suplex on Master Z.
The crowd is behind Ignition all the way.
Ignition goes for a clothesline, but Master Z counters it with a hiptoss.

(Mr.X catches Ignition from behind with a hard clothesline and stares down at the body of Ignition before pretending to start a car and putting his foot down on the back of Ignition's neck and shifts gears for a moment.)

JR:What is he doing?

King:He trying to start up Ignition apparently!

(Mr.X picks up Ignition and whips him into the ropes. Mr.X crouches down and catches Ignition with a spear that nearly takes Ignition out of his boots. The crowd is on their feet as Mr.X holds onto his shoulder for a moment and waits for Ignition to get back on his feet. Mr.X gives the "X" signal to the crowd as he shakes his foot and then nails Ignition with a superkick that sends Ignition over the top rope.)

JR:GOOD LORD! Mr.X just caught Ignition with a superkick and Ignition is out of the ring!

King:Who is this Mr.X? He's been practicing or something!

** Ignition has been eliminated.

JR:I don't believe this! We are down to Master Z and...Mr.X?

King:This Mr.X has been slicker than a greased pig and he's dancing around the ring like a moron!

(Mr.X suddenly looks over at Master Z and then raises his hands in victory. Mr.X stops and then places his hands on his hips as the crowd isn't sure what to make of him. Suddenly, Mr.X holds his arms out in front of him to keep Master Z away from him.)

JR:What is Mr.X trying to do?

King:Isn't it obvious? He's begging for Master Z to keep away from him! He's probably telling him not to hurt him too badly!

(Mr.X then begins to pull up his black bodysuit up and pulls out...a pillow.)

JR:Mr.X is losing weight in the ring! What is going on here?

King:Master Z is even confused here! Look at this! Mr.X is now 100 pounds lighter! I thought he was retaining water!

JR:Folks, I don't what to make of this. Master Z and Mr.X are in the ring and now Mr.X is now stripping for the...hold on! Mr.X is removing his mask!

King:What in the world is going...YAHHH! IT'S...IT'S...

(Mr.X pulls off his mask to reveal...another mask.)

JR:What kind of game is Mr.X pulling here?

King:I don't know, but I think Master Z is getting restless here!

(Master Z begins to walk towards Mr.X as X holds up his hands one more time and then begins to pull off his other mask. As Mr.X finally undoes the last string, he rips the mask off and stares right at Master Z who is only a few feet away from him.)

JR:IT'S LOWEDOWN! IT'S LOWEDOWN! Lowedown dressed up as Mr.X for the Bedlam Bowl! This crowd is on their feet and Master Z can't believe it!

King:But how did Lowedown get by all that security?

(Suddenly, Flame comes out of the entrance way holding a videotape in her hand as she brings up a microphone...)

Flame:Sorry about that folks! We had to pull a few strings and pay a bit to the production crew to throw this pre-made tape to throw the other peeps off! KICK HIS @$$ BABY!

(Lowedown suddenly rushes at a distracted Z and spears him to the mat. Lowedown starts slamming the head off Master Z down on the mat and then starts throwing hard right hands to the side of Z's head.)

JR: Lowedown refuses to let up as the crowd continues to watch on. Lowedown picks up Master Z and executes a sidewalk slam on Master Z in the center of the ring. Flame slides a steel chair into the ring as Lowedown picks it up and gets behind Z before slamming the steel chair across his back. Lowedown stares at the chair for a moment as he nails Master Z again, but this time in the back of the head. Master Z drops to the mat as Lowedown begins slamming the steel chair down on Z's body. Lowedown refuses to stop as the crowd counts behind every shot. Lowedown finally stops as he sees Z's body not moving and then he tosses the chair outside. Lowedown then begins to make his way over to the top rope and climbs to the top. Lowedown raises his arms high in the air and then leaps off the top rope and catches Master Z right in the throat with the "Going Down" finisher...

JR:GOOD LORD! Lowedown just caught Master Z with the Going Down and now Lowedown is looking to toss Master Z out of the ring!

King:This is insane! Why did Lowedown risk going into this Bedlam Bowl when he has the World title to defend after this match?

JR:I don't know, but Lowedown is picking up Master Z off of the mat and he's...he's got Master Z with the Testicular claw! OUCH! Look at the painful expression on Z's face and...CRIMSON MIST! CRIMSON MIST! Lowedown just sprayed the Crimson mist in Z's face!

King:Lowedown just military pressed Master Z high in the air! Master Z is blinded and is possibly unable to have kids now!

(Lowedown looks to the crowd as he is right against the ropes and then turns around so that his back is to the ropes. Lowedown looks up and then suddenly drops Master Z over the top rope and onto the concrete floor. Lowedown drops down to his knees as he slowly raises his arms high in the air...)

*DING! DING!*

JR:I don't believe it! Lowedown snuck into the Bedlam Bowl dressed up as Mr.X and surprised everyone including Master Z by taking the mask off!

King:What does this mean with Lowedown winning the Bedlam Bowl? Does this mean he gets to wrestle himself at Bruisermania?

JR:If Master Z can re-group and somehow win the World title in the main event, then Lowedown would face Master Z!

King:I don't know if Master Z can get off the floor after what just happened!

JR: We'll be right back with the World title match!

KING: You mean this is a four-parter?

JR: Yep!

KING: YAHHH!