PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!

(Suddenly, "Fever Dog" by Stillwater begins to play over the Bruisertron as the crowd looks towards the entrance way in anticipation of Lowedown and Flame to come out from behind the curtain. As the crowd begins to chant Lowedown's name, the Bruisertron begins to flicker. Lowedown and Flame suddenly come out from the entrance way to an even bigger ovation. Lowedown is seen not wearing a shirt as he walks calmly down to the ring showing the large bandage covering a part of his chest. Lowedown's cast is showing the bWo logo painted on it as he shows it to the fans. Lowedown decides to climb up the steel steps as to leaping up on the apron to enter the ring. Flame slowly make her way up behind her husband as the camera closes in on a few small bruises on the side of her neck. The camera pans down to the boots of Lowedown and then begins to go upwards. Lowedown stops the camera from going any higher and has the cameraman focus in on the bandage. Lowedown takes a step back and slowly removes the bandage to show the stitches on his chest and then brings the camera up towards his face...)

JR:Look at the stitches on Lowedown's chest! He took quite a shot from Master Z last week at Bedlam.

King:And now Lowedown is apparently doing his Patrcik Swayze impersonation from Roadhouse! HAHAHA!

JR:Lowedown is not letting that injury stopping him tonight from attempting to become the five time World champion here tonight!

King:Either Lowedown will walk out of Bruisermania the new World champion or the biggest crispy strip in the BMWF! HAHAHA!

JR:You're just full of puns here tonight aren't you King?

King:It's Bruisermania J.R! I've been saving up for weeks!

(Lowedown is about to speak when the crowd begins to chant his name once again. Lowedown places his hips on his hands for a moment as he soaks it in and slowly raises his arm up and gives the Wolfpac signal to the crowd. Lowedown pauses for a moment before finally bringing the microphone back up...)

Lowedown:PONTIAC, MICHIGAN!

(Crowd pops)

Lowedown:WOLFPAC...IN...THE...

LD & Crowd:HOUSE!!!

(Lowedown points down to the stitches on his chest and then looks up...)

Lowedown:Take a long, hard look at it peeps! Last week, Master Z took a broomstick and tried to stab yours truly! Now, any other normal sonofableep who tried to pull this is on your future World champion, I would have their sorry @$$ thrown out of this federation and sent to jail for attempted murder! But not Master Z! Oh no my peeps! I don't want that sonofableep getting out of getting his flesh burned off his bones tonight. Right here...in PONTIAC, MICHIGAN!

(Cheap pop)

Lowedown:No, no, no...not at the biggest show of all time...BRUISERMANIA!

(Another cheap pop)

Lowedown:Tonight at Bruisermania, it all comes down to one moment. It all comes down to one coffin. It all...comes down...to someone here tonight being locked in that cremation chamber and the flames consuming that very coffin! Ya feel me?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

Lowedown:You see my peeps, Z has thrown everything at me and I am still here tonight to get my title back! It's about time we had a champion that you can respect once again. It's about time you had a champion that is one of the peeps and doesn't treat the peeps like his personal doormat! It's time we had a World champion who is not a low class, no talent, mid-carder, melee mouth sonofableep like Master Z! Do ya feel me?!?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

(Lowedown pauses for a moment when he hears the crowd beginning to chant his name once again. Lowedown smiles as he paces the ring for a moment and then blows a kiss to his wife...)

Lowedown:Now, I know some of the boys in the back just expect me to talk a lil' trash, throw a couple of Wolfpac signs and then wait a bit until my match comes up right?

(Lowedown suddenly looks into the camera with a serious tone...)

Lowedown:You couldn't be more wrong! Because Master Z has officially signed his death certificate! Last week, he put his hands on my wife and when you do that...you get your @$$ beat down to within an inch of your life!

(Pause)

Lowedown:And then, I'm going to go all the way! Z, you ask some of the boys in the back what happens when you put your hands on my wife!

King:He is right J.R! Master Z even put those bruises on Flame's neck!

JR:Master Z viciously attacked the BWO and did assault Kathryn at Bedlam!

Lowedown:Look at my track record Z! I am someone who does what he says he is going to do and I do it well! I have beaten anyone and everyone who has felt the urge to treat my wife like a punching bag! What you did was pathetic just like how you defend that belt! Tonight, I am going to beat you for that belt when I beat you down, stuff you in that coffin, and shove you in the oven! I don't know about you honey, but I'm thinking about 450 degrees and baste after a half hour! Then again, I may just stand there and watch you burn!

(Pause)

Lowedown:I can barely contain the excitement running through these veins just thinking about what is going to happen tonight! As I slam that coffin shut down on Master Z's lifeless body, I'm going to wheel that coffin I had especially made for Z so it fits just like a glove. Then, as I wheel him into the cremation chamber...I will close the door and watch the fire begin to engulf that very coffin. Maybe as you begin to feel the fire burn through the coffin, you'll start to come to and wonder why it smells so bad? You'll feel the warmth coming in from all around you as the smoke pours in around you.

(Pause)

Lowedown:You'll start to panic and you'll want to open that coffin lid to try and get out, but it won't open! The coffin is sealed tight and you and you begin to choke on the fumes. Your eyes begin to flicker as the last bit of air escapes your chest and you even begin to cry like the BLEEP that you are! Then and only then will I begin to take a moment out of my busy new World champion schedule to let you out before you get extra crispy. I may be a bit of a psycho Z, but I'm not a murderer.

JR:I think Lowedown has just plain lost it!

King:Whoever said he had it?

Lowedown:Z, when you wake up in the burn unit of the hospital filled with tubes and stuggling to figure out how it all happened to you...I will be standing over your hospital bed...holding the World title and saying this simple phrase to you. I am the...

FIVE TIME!
FIVE TIME!
FIVE TIME!
FIVE TIME!
FIVE TIME!

World Heavyweight champion! Now that is the Lowedown on...

(Suddenly, the sound of glass breaking is heard as Stone Cold Bruiser rushes out of the entrance way on his ATV cruiser. The crowd erupts as Stone Cold goes around the ring and stares at Lowedown and Flame in the ring as he finally parks his ATV right at the end of the rampway. Stone Cold makes his way into the ring and does his four corner salute and then wrenches the microphone from the hands of Lowedown as he then stops right in the middle of the ring only a few feet from Lowedown...)

SCB:Look at ya!

Crowd:WHAT?

SCB:Yer pathetic!

Crowd:WHAT?

SCB:Talkin' about crematin' Z!

Crowd:WHAT?

SCB:When we obviously have one big problem with you Lowedown!

(Lowedown walks over and picks up another microphone...)

Lowedown:What problem is that? You have a problem with me talking about how I'm going to beat Z here tonight in the Silverdome? What's the big deal?

SCB:I don't have a problem with ya shootin' yer mouth off like a jack@$$ because you always shoot yer mouth off like a jack@$$! What I have a problem with is that cast ya have on yer arm there!

(Lowedown looks down at his arm and then back at over at Bruiser...)

Lowedown:This is to protect the arm that Master Z broke! I have to protect this arm!

SCB:AH SHADDUP! Ya make me sick! I talked to your doctor and he said your arm ain't broken!

Lowedown:What? You weren't there at my doctor's office!

SCB:I don't have to be at your doctor's office ya jack@$$! I walked in there and took the d@mn x-rays from him after I gave him a stunner!

JR:Bruiser stunned a doctor?

King:Well, at least he didn't have to go far to get treatment! HAHAHA!

SCB:And after I stunned that Doogie Howser reject, I looked at those x-rays and your bones weren't broken due to that d@mn steel plate in your arm!

King:YAHHHH! Bruiser's right! Lowedown had a steel plate placed in that arm over a year and a half ago!

JR:Look at the shocked expression on Lowedown's face!

SCB:The bottom line is this Lowedown! You got two choices and two choices only here! Either ya remove that cast off yer arm...

Lowedown:Or what?

SCB:Don't interrupt me ya jack@$$! Either you remove the cast or I'm taking ya out of the main event here at Bruisermania! Make yer choice!

JR:Can you believe it? Stone Cold Bruiser just gave Lowedown an ultimatum here tonight!

King::Either get that cast cut off or get kicked out of Michigan!

(Lowedown paces back and forth for a moment as he can't believe what he has just heard. Lowedown is about to answer Bruiser when he is stopped by Flame. Flame whispers something into the ear of Lowedown as he listens in for a moment and then finally nods his head...)

SCB:Well? What's it gonna be?

Lowedown:You want me to take off this cast? I have no problem with that!

SCB:That's good to hear! If you would have made me wait any longer, I would have stunned yer @$$ and then taken it off myself! And that's the bottom line...CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!

(The sound of glass is heard breaking again as Stone Cold climbs out of the ring and gets back on his ATV and drives it back up towards the entrance way. Lowedown looks around as he then places his hands on his hips. Flame then grabs the microphone and speaks...)

Flame:Before my husband was so rudely interrupted a moment ago, he was about to speak about one more issue here tonight! Now that I have your attention again, here is my husband!

King:NO! I want the PUPPIES!

Lowedown:Thank you my dear! Now we come to the grand finale of the big, bad, mystery man who wishes to destroy me. We come to the mystery of who is the one going to end my career here tonight at Bruisermania! I don't know about you, but I'm bored to death of black roses, notes with knives, and stupid @$$ threats from someone who can't just step out and face me like a man! Well, I'm telling you something right here and right now whoever you are! You come down during my match and try to interfere with me becoming the World champion, I will put right next to Master Z in that chamber and roast you alive!

(Pause)

Lowedown:I have people like you knocking on my door for years and I'm still standing son! You do yourself a favor and think about your life? You think about your career and the fact that the moment you get in my business, I will end your career! You're a dime a dozen to me. You are nothing except someone else trying to climb up the ladder on my success that I have achieved. Don't think for a second that I won't hesitate to break you in half when it comes to winning that World title! Ya feel me?

Crowd:HELL YEAH!

Lowedown:Tonight, I once again elevate myself to the highest level here and become the bWo World champion and show you all in the back and around the world that when you mess with the Lowedown...YOU GET THE DOWNLOWE! THAT...IS THE LOWEDOWN...ON THAT! DO YA FEEL ME?!?

Crowd:OH HELL YEAH!

("Fever Dog" plays once again as Lowedown climbs up to the 2nd rope and raises his arms high. As he looks down, he notices one of the stitches has torn and a trickle of blood slowly rolling down his stomach. Lowedown climbs down...)

(The lights go red as "Avi Satani" from the movie The Omen begins to play.)

JR: Business is about to pick up!!!!

King: We are about to see who this is finally!!!!

JR: Druids are lining the rampway... This is almost shades of Darklord.

King: You don't think that Darklord has had something to do with this do you?

JR: Rumors have been flying. I have heard everyone from Cash Flo to Lurker.

King: Please don't be Lurker for the 1,000,000 time.

JR: There is a huge druid walking down the ramp.

King: He is about the same size as Darklord!!!!!

JR: This huge man has stepped into the ring and is standing beside a smiling Master Z.

King: This is bad news for Lowedown!!!!!

PA: Do you think I am going to show you this easily? No Lowedown.... I have one more surprize for you...

(The lights go out as Lowedown is standing in a defensive position. When the lights come back up, the huge druid pulls back his hood...)

JR: IT'S PAIN!!!! PAIN IS IN THE RING STANDING BESIDE MASTER Z!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!

King: LOOK BEHIND LOWEDOWN!!!!

JR: DEAR LORD!!! SCOTTY HAS SHOWN UP IN THE RING AND HE IS RIGHT BEHIND LOWEDOWN!!!!! PAIN IS POINTING BEHIND LOWEDOWN!!!!!

King: You don't think?

JR: SCOTTY IS PULLING SOMETHING OUT FROM BEHIND HIM!!!!

King: What is it?

JR: IT IS THAT D@MNED MONKEY WRENTCH!!!!!

King: It is him!!!!

***SMACK***

JR: SCOTTY JUST TRIED TO CRUSH THE HEAD OF LOWEDOWN WITH THAT MONKEY WRENTCH!!!! LOOK AT THAT HELLISH SMILE ON SCOTTY'S FACE!!!!

King: I have never seen Scotty this happy!!!!!

JR: Now look at this!!!! Scotty is telling Pain to pick up Lowedown!!!

King: They are trying to destroy Lowedown before the main event!!!!

JR: CORINARY!!!!! CHOKESLAM!!!!

King: They are making sure that Lowedown is not at full strength!!!!

JR: Scotty has the Scottamission locked in and is laughing at Lowedown as he locks it in!!!!

King: The rest of the Union has entered the ring!!!!

JR: First they kick Elektroshock and La Pakka out.. Now this!!!!

King: Here comes secruity!!!!

JR: Scotty releases the hold and is standing over the body of Lowedown.

King: He just blew his nose on Lowedown!!!!

JR: Look at how proud they are now. This is something I never thought I would see.

King: Master Z and Scotty Scott on the same page!!! This is great!!!!

JR: Now look!!!!! Scotty and Master Z are shaking hands!!!!

King: They have been plotting this all along!!! This is really great!!!!

JR:We'll be right back!

>>>

(Cameras go live outside of the Pontiac Silverdome to see a white limousine pull up. The limo stops and the door opens. Out steps White Lightning with his signature white suit and silver sunglasses. White Lightning has the TV Title over one shoulder and the IC Title over the other shoulder. Stepping out behind him is Big Kev Nash with two gym bags over his shoulder.)

White Lightning: I can feel the electricity already, Bruisermania!

Kev: Tonight will be a great night for you!

White Lightning: Once I walk away a double champion and further improve my status as a legend in this great sport. What a night it will be!

Kev: Vern has been backing down and ducking you at every corner, tonight he will have no place to go!

White Lightning: We better get inside, Lowe and Judge are waiting for us!

(Both men walk into the Pontiac Silverdome as the camera fades…)

>>>

>>>

(Backstage we see a stretch limo parked near the
loading docks. Standing outside, near the back of the
car is the driver.)

JR: I wonder whose in that limo?

King: If they don't have puppies I don't care!

(The driver opens the door and out comes two amazingly
beautiful women, who wave at the camera as they pass.
And then, climbing out wearing a suit, is the King of
Bling himself, Cash Flo!!!)

JR: It's Cash Flo King!

King: On my Gosh! What's he doing here?

JR: I don't know King, but I'm sure we're going to
find out.

King: Maybe we're going to get a 75 Druid man beat
down added to the card later tonight, huh?

JR: Don't know. I guess we'll see what happens!

>>>

LILLY: This contest is a cage match scheduled for one fall.

Hailing from Phoenix, Arizona...
Weighing in at 249 pounds...

William Black

LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
Fighting out of Breaux Bridge, LA...
Weighing in at 346 pounds...

Truck

P.A.:  BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

(Truck steps out onto the ramp, followed by Mr. Clancy
R. Beauregarde.  Truck is the embodiment of focus, as
he doesn't pay any regard to the crowd on his way to
the ring.  His face is a steely mask of hatred as he
climbs the steps and enters the cage where he will do
battle with William Black.  He takes a mic and
addresses the crowd.)

Truck:  Tonight, I get my revenge.  Tonight, I am
going to show William Black exactly what the Machine
from the Bayou is capable of, an' I'm gon' do it right
here at Bruisermania!  This cage ain't gonna be able
t'hold alla the aggression I'm 'bout to unleash on
Black!  I been pushed around and humiliated too many
damn times.  Tonight, I redeem myself, or else!

(Truck drops the mic and stalks around the ring,
awaiting the start of the match.)

JR:  A man of few words, but when he does speak, you
know it's worth listening to.

King:  Who's that?  What?

JR:  Truck!

King:  What'd he say?  I wasn't listening.

JR:  You're just rude, you know that?

King:  Stick with what you're good at.

(JR groans in reply.)


*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!

Truck locks up with Black.
Truck uses his leverage advantage to force Black into
the corner.
The ref tells him to break it up.
Truck backs up, then nails Black with a knee to the
gut.
Truck backs away and throws a fist in the air.
His back turned, Black takes the opportunity to strike
with a clothesline from behind.
Truck staggers, but is not felled.
He turns around, looking more angry than ever.
Truck grabs Black by the throat.
He picks Black up and drops him with a body slam.

Truck lays the boots to Black for a bit, then picks
him up.
Truck grabs Black by the back of the head and runs
with him, smashing him face first into the cage.

JR:  I think Black has been busted open here!

King:  Truck's out for blood.  It's not safe to fight
with a caged animal like this, and I think Black is
finding that out the hard way!

JR: Truck goes for a clothesline, but William Black ducks out of the way.
William Black takes Truck down with a drop toehold.
William Black nails Truck with a fist to the midsection.
William Black nails Truck with neckbreaker.
The crowd is going crazy.
William Black goes for a bodyslam, but Truck counters it with a small package.
Truck locks William Black in a sleeperhold.
William Black is valiantly trying to break the hold.
William Black makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds.
Truck uses haymaker on William Black.
Truck tries to get out of the door.
Truck is halfway through the ring.
William Black pulls him back in.

JR: Black with the advantage after a solid boot to the gut. William Black mercilessly throws Truck face first into the side of the cage. He's just grinding Truck's face along the steel. That's gotta be painful.
King: No, it wouldn't hurt that much. It's only Truck, and he's so dumb he wouldn't feel it.
JR: King, that's uncalled for.

Truck uses a Gorilla Press on William Black.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Truck.
Truck runs into the ropes.
Truck takes William Black down with a shoulderblock.
Truck tries to climb out of the cage.
Truck is on his way up.
William Black pulls him back in.
Truck executes head pound on mat on William Black.
Truck raises his fist in the air.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Truck.
Truck hits William Black with a powerslam.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Truck.
Truck whips William Black into the ropes.
Truck nails William Black with a double ax handle chop.
Truck hits William Black with a spinebuster.
Truck catches William Black in a sleeperhold.
William Black grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Truck tries to get out of the door.
Truck is halfway through the ring.
William Black pulls him back in.
Truck whips William Black into the ropes.
William Black nails Truck with a flying forearm.
William Black has the crowd going wild.
William Black executes the Empty Chamber '03 on Truck.
William Black has the crowd going wild.
William Black uses a fistdrop on Truck.
William Black goes for a spinebuster slam, but Truck counters it with a lariat.
Truck whips William Black into the ropes, but William Black reverses it.
Truck misses with a clothesline.
William Black hits Truck with a kick.
William Black takes Truck down with a fistdrop.
William Black tries to climb out of the cage.
William Black is on his way up.
William Black is at the top.
William Black is over the top.
William Black is on the way down.
Truck pulls him back in.

(William Black slings Truck into a corner with an Irish Whip, and follows it in with a hard back elbow. William Black lays into Truck with a backchop, and then a kick, and then climbs up onto the middle rope plowing fist after fist into the man's forehead. The crowd counts along.)

Crowd: 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!

JR: Black with an Irish Whip into the oppos--No, a Drop Toehold from William Black plants Truck face first onto the canvas. Black goes to work with a series of Fist Drops.

King: Those Fist Drops remind me of somebody else.

JR:William Black hits Truck with a DDT.
William Black has the crowd going wild.
William Black hoists Truck high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Truck crashing hard to the mat.
William Black has the crowd going wild.
William Black kicks Truck.
William Black kicks Truck.
William Black has the crowd going wild.

JR: Truck with a hard right! And another! And one more! Black's in trouble... He ducks
a haymaker and stuns Truck with a Low Blow! How cheap!
King: Cheap is good!
JR: Whateve--Hard impact DDT from William Black has Truck out cold on the canvas. Black gets up a little slow, and takes a moment to shake the cobwebs out of his head.

JR: Irish Whip from William Black sends Truck into the ropes. Off the ropes, SPINEBUSTER!!! Truck practically got killed. William Black has all of the advantage here.
King: The crowd is behind him too. They know what's coming next!

(William Black waits in a corner, holding his forearm high in the air.)

Crowd: Feel the Boom! Feel the Boom! Feel the Boom! Feel the Boom! Feel the Boom!

(Truck slowly drags himself to his feet in a daze. He turns around just as William Black comes flying out of the corner and gets blasted right back down to the mat.)

JR: Black just connected with the Flying Forearm. He has Truck back up off the mat. Empty Chamber! Empty Chamber! This one is all but over!

William Black tries to get out of the door.
William Black is halfway through the ring.
William Black is three quarters across the ring.
William Black is at the door.
William Black is on the way out.
William Black has escaped the cage.
William Black has the crowd going wild.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is William Black.

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(Kolic is walking down the hallway when Mafioso walks around the corner and
confronts him)

Mafioso: I hope you're ready for tonight vato cuz I know I am! You beat me
in the last couple of matches we had but tonight is different. Tonight is
the biggest stage of them all! tonight is where my future as a star here
begins and while you take your rightful place as only second best! So what
do you think about that?

Kolic:....

*SMASH*

(Carlos ran up behind Kolic before he could answer and nailed him in the
back of the head with the padlock in a sock)

Carlos: For a self proclaimed genius you sure are dumb as BLEEPED BY BRUISER bro!

Mafioso: Let's go 'Los. Let's leave him to collect his thoughts.

>>>

HERE COMES THE MONEY!

(A series of explosions rock the stage as " Here Comes
the Money," blasts over the PA. Giant Gold and Green
Dollar Signs dance around the arena as Cash Flo
appears on the ramp wearing his Gold plated
sunglasses.)

Ching-Ching, Bling-Bling
Check your pocket,
if you ain't talkin' Money,
then your talkin' don't matter.

(Cash Flo struts to the ring like a king to a throne,
pausing now and again to yell at the crowd. He makes a
few gestures at his waist, indicating he wants gold. A
few unlucky fans sporting none Cash Flo signs near the
security railing get them snatched away by self
proclaimed King of Bling, who then rips them apart
before tossing the remains back into the stands. Cash
jumps up the side of the ring and then flips over the
top rope. Strutting to the center, he flexes his
muscles as a series of rockets exploded behind him. As
the music begins to fade Cash signals for a
microphone.)

Cash Flo: GUESS WHOSE BACK!!!

(Huge pop as a Cash Flo chant starts.)

Cash Flo: While away I've tried to keep up with the
BMWF. I would flip on Bedlam every week on my plasma
television, hoping to see something that didn't suck!
Well, to my dismay, that never happened. Each damn
week I saw the same old crap. I watched people like
Lowedown walking around yapping endlessly about stuff
NOBODY cares about. I saw Tyrone Smith beat midcarders
and Master Z putting people to sleep with his noodle
brain antics that neither entertain nor terrify. It
got so bad, especially with all these talentless
rookies taking up precious television time, that I
started to watch reruns of the Golden Girls! Let's
face it fans, the BMWF has MAJORLY sucked without the
Super Megastar that is Cash Flo! Without me, this
federation is doomed to fail.

(Arena fills with a mixture of boos and cheers.)

Cash Flo: I didn't come back because I need the BMWF,
I came back because the BMWF needed me! Don't believe
me, look at the card for tonight's show. Every single
match, from top to bottom, sucks! There isn't a decent
thing on it, except maybe the main event. And let me
just explain why that doesn't suck. Because tonight we
may actually see the death of the biggest waste of
space in the BMWF, Lowedown! Image that ladies and
gentlemen, a BMWF without fifteen-minute speeches
about how great Lowedown THINKS he is. Don't know
about you, but THAT sounds Flo-tastic to me.

(Boos fill the arena, causing Cash to pause.)

Cash Flo: Don't interrupt me you nameless Jack @$$e$!
Who are you nobodies think you are, booing the best
thing to happen to this federation since TCW quit!

(More boos)

Cash Flo: Listen to you people, booing the biggest
waste of television time Cash Flo has ever seen, with
the exception of a Dreadnaught promo! A couple of lame
ducks join forces to kill television ratings and you
Jack A$$e$ actually cheer for them. How Bleepin' lame
is that! But when I come out here, looking super
fabulous, all you morons boo. What the hell is that
about! I guess that just shows are damn retarded BMWF
fans are! You'd rather cheer for rednecks and talkers
than a real champion material!

(Additional Boos join the previous boos)

Cash Flo: Well I've done my part for the card tonight,
saving it from being a total stink feast. And I did it
without having to be involved in a match. How many in
the back can do that? Answer's real easy. NONE! There
is only one King of Bling in this federation and your
looking right at his Cash-rificness! So all those
brothers in the back better watch out, because the
Most Amazing High Flying Super Megastar is back! And
that, Cash-oholics and Jack A$$e$, you can TAKE TO THE
BANK!

(Cash Flo's music hits and Cash toss the mic back to
the timekeeper. He poses on one of the turnbuckles as
a fan jumps the security railing and slides into the
ring. As Cash hops down, the fan attacks Cash!
Immediately the arena is filled with deafening
cheers.)

JR: Look King, a fan is attacking the Cash Flo!

King: Is that Pete Rose?

(Cash kicks the guy in the gut, before tossing him out
of the ring winded. Security rush over to the fan and
escort him towards the back as Cash Flo continues to
play to the crowd in the ring.)

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

JR: I’m getting word that Michael Bole is backstage with Tyrone Smith.
Michael, take it away!

(The scene cuts to the backstage area, where Bole and Tyrone are standing in
front of a BMWF backdrop.)

Bole: Thanks JR. Tyrone, how are you handling Sar...

(Tyrone holds up a finger)

Tyrone: Do not... What ya wanna know is dat Tunny is gonna feel my pain
t’night b’cuz of dat little (beep)! Dat’s all dat matters, Bole... Joseph
Tunny... Ya have a two-cent, trickin’, sleezy-@$$ tramp to t’ank for what
evils I have instore for ya, boy... Prepare for da end of yer career!

(Tyrone walks off before Bole can say another word)

>>>

LILLY: This contest will be a Legends Battle Royal!  

(The old Wrestlemania them song plays as the wrestling legends come to the ring.)

JR: Here come some of the all time greats of professional wrestling! Blackjack Mulligan, George Steele, Verne Gagne, Bruno Sammartino, Dory Funk, Jr., Kevin Sullivan, Bob Orton Jr., Ole Anderson, Butch Reed, Jimmy Snuka, Jack Brisco, Nick Bockwinkle, Harley Race, Ricky Steamboat, The Crusher!

KING: Crusher? Is he still alive?

JR: Well, he is in the BMWF Universe!

KING: Huh? Well, he must be 80 years old! I think he's dating Mae Old!

(The legends are in the ring when suddenly the lights go out!)

KING: YAHHH! Not again! Maybe Ole Anderson will gum Bruno to death!

(Eerie druid music begins to play.)

JR: Oh, no! This can't be!

(The arena is bathed in an evil purple glow.)

KING: YAHHH! LOOK!

(Suddenly, several men rise up from the stage floor near the Cremation Chamber!)

JR: Oh, my gosh! It can't be! He wouldn't do this!

KING: YAHHH! Bruiser, what are you thinking?!

JR: It's The Sheik and Bobo Brazil!

KING: But they're dead!

JR: It's Mighty Igor!

KING: Who? Oh, the big Pol...

JR: King, it's not politically correct to say that!

KING: But I'm not in politics!

JR: My gosh! Look! It's Andre the Giant!!

KING: YAHHH!

JR: FREDDIE BLASSIE!!!

KING: YAHH! This is all Box's fault!

JR: Oh, my! Business is about to pick up!! Look who it is!!

KING: YAHHH! DICK THE BRUISER THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS WRESTLER!!!

JR: How can this be?

KING: It must be some sort of illusion!

JR: Wait! The live legends! They...they...they look as they did in their prime!

KING: They've been rejuvenated!! It's a miracle! Wait! There's one more ghost coming down the ramp!

JR: Holy mackerel! It's GORDON SOLIE!!!

KING: YAHHHH! He's coming over here!

(Gordon sits in a chair between JR and The King.)

JR: Hi, Gordon. Long time, no see! How are you these days?

KING: He's dead, you idiot! How do you expect him to feel?

GORDON: AH AH!!

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Bobo Brazil and Jack Brisco try to throw Andre the Giant over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.
Jack Brisco and Butch Reed whip Andre the Giant into the ropes.
They hit Andre the Giant with a double clothesline.
Jack Brisco and Butch Reed whip Andre the Giant into the ropes.
Jack Brisco and Butch Reed hit Andre the Giant with a double small package.
Jack Brisco and Butch Reed whip Andre the Giant into the ropes.
Jack Brisco and Butch Reed hit Andre the Giant with a double small package.
Jack Brisco gives him a backdrop, but Andre the Giant doesn't budge.
Andre the Giant takes Jack Brisco down with a roundhouse right.
Andre the Giant goes for a slap, but Jack Brisco blocks it.
Jack Brisco goes for a chokehold, but Andre the Giant counters it with
a facerake.
Andre the Giant hits Jack Brisco with a bodyslam.
Andre the Giant catches Jack Brisco in a bearhug.
Jack Brisco grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.

KING: Look! Freddie Blassie and the Sheik are both biting Bobo Brazil's head!!

JR: Good grief! They were both known for their biting!

KING: And they like coconuts!

GORDON: AH AH!

JR: Andre the Giant whips Jack Brisco into the ropes.
Andre the Giant misses with an elbow.
Andre the Giant uses a bodyslam on Jack Brisco.
Andre the Giant takes Jack Brisco down with a roundhouse right.
Andre the Giant runs into the ropes.
Andre the Giant hits Jack Brisco with a shoulderblock.
Andre the Giant goes for a roundhouse right, but Jack Brisco reverses it.
Jack Brisco hits a dropkick on Andre the Giant.
Jack Brisco gives him a single-leg takedown, but Andre the Giant only stares at
him.
Andre the Giant uses a roundhouse right on Jack Brisco.
(Verne Gagne and Jimmy Snuka are going at it.)
Verne Gagne tries to throw Jimmy Snuka over the top rope.
Jimmy Snuka hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Jimmy Snuka slides back in under the bottom rope.
Jimmy Snuka hoists Verne Gagne high into the air with a vertical suplex, then se
nds Verne Gagne crashing hard to the mat.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jimmy Snuka.


Jimmy Snuka whips Verne Gagne into the turnbuckle.
Verne Gagne comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Jimmy Snuka hits Verne Gagne.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jimmy Snuka.
Verne Gagne hits Jimmy Snuka.
Jimmy Snuka chops Verne Gagne.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jimmy Snuka.
Verne Gagne punches Jimmy Snuka.
A small "Verne Gagne" chant is being started.
Verne Gagne locks Jimmy Snuka in a side headlock.
Jimmy Snuka reaches the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds.
(The Sheik and Bob Orton are going at it.)
The Sheik hits Bob Orton with a forearm to the back.
The Sheik goes for a chokehold, but Bob Orton blocks it.
Bob Orton nails The Sheik with a bodyslam.
Bob Orton chops The Sheik.
The Sheik hits Bob Orton.

The Sheik chops Bob Orton.
The Sheik kicks Bob Orton.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The Sheik.
The Sheik runs into the ropes.
The Sheik hits Bob Orton with an elbow.
The Sheik catches Bob Orton in a sleeperhold.
Bob Orton is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bob Orton is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bob Orton inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.

(Bob Orton and George Steele are going at it.)
Bob Orton gives him a back suplex, but George Steele doesn't even care.
Bob Orton executes a piledriver on George Steele.
Bob Orton nails George Steele with a roundhouse right.
Bob Orton goes for a sleeperhold, but George Steele blocks it.
George Steele whips Bob Orton into the ropes.
Bob Orton hits George Steele with a kick.


Bob Orton and Butch Reed whip George Steele into the ropes.
They hit George Steele with a double backdrop.
Bob Orton and Butch Reed whip George Steele into the ropes.
They hit George Steele with a double elbowsmash.
Butch Reed executes a football tackle on George Steele.
Bob Orton hits George Steele with an inside cradle.
Bob Orton whips George Steele into the ropes.
George Steele smacks Bob Orton with a devastating clothesline .
(George Steele and Andre the Giant are going at it.)
George Steele whips Andre the Giant into the ropes.
George Steele nails Andre the Giant with a facerake.
George Steele runs into the ropes.
George Steele hits Andre the Giant with a clothesline.

KING: Wait! Look! They're all agnging up on Andre!!

JR: All of the other wrestlers dump Andre the Giant over the top rope.

** Andre the Giant has been eliminated.

KING: Look! He's disappering in a puff of smoke!

JR: Are you sure this isn't some sort of illusion?

GORDON: AH AH!

JR: A small "George Steele" chant is being started.
(George Steele and The Mighty Igor are going at it.)


George Steele executes a fist to the midsection on The Mighty Igor.
George Steele throws The Mighty Igor into the turnbuckle, but The Mighty Igor
reverses it.
The Mighty Igor charges into the corner.
The Mighty Igor uses a chop on George Steele.
The Mighty Igor goes for an eye gouge, but George Steele blocks it.
George Steele gives him a bodyslam, but The Mighty Igor doesn't even care.
The Mighty Igor goes for a slap, but George Steele blocks it.
(Harley Race and Dory Funk Jr. are going at it.)
Harley Race tries to throw Dory Funk Jr. over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Harley Race goes for a facerake, but Dory Funk Jr. blocks it.
(Rick Steamboat and Freddie Blassie are going at it.)
Rick Steamboat nails Freddie Blassie with a monkey flip.
(Blackjack Mulligan and Harley Race are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan smacks Harley Race with a devastating short lariat .
A portion of the crowd is booing Blackjack Mulligan.


Blackjack Mulligan puts Harley Race in a Boston crab.
Harley Race is struggling to reach the ropes.
Harley Race grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Blackjack Mulligan tries to throw Harley Race over the top rope.
Harley Race hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Harley Race slides back in under the bottom rope.
Harley Race executes a headbutt on Blackjack Mulligan.
Harley Race hits a headbutt on Blackjack Mulligan.
Harley Race executes a ropeburn on Blackjack Mulligan.
Harley Race executes a bodyslam on Blackjack Mulligan.
(Blackjack Mulligan and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan puts Kevin Sullivan in a sleeperhold.
Kevin Sullivan makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Blackjack Mulligan goes for a punch, but Kevin Sullivan blocks it.
Kevin Sullivan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Blackjack Mulligan
counters it with a backdrop.
(The Sheik and Jimmy Snuka are going at it.)
The Sheik whips Jimmy Snuka into the ropes.

Jimmy Snuka hits The Sheik with an elbow.
Jimmy Snuka gives the sign for the Superfly Splash.
Jimmy Snuka goes for a headbutt, but The Sheik blocks it.
The Sheik runs into the ropes.
The Sheik goes for a clothesline, but Jimmy Snuka counters it with a hiptoss.
Jimmy Snuka and The Crusher whip The Sheik into the ropes.
They hit The Sheik with a double clothesline.
The Crusher goes for a back suplex, but The Sheik counters it with an elbowsmash
.
The Sheik throws Jimmy Snuka into the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Snuka reverses it.
Jimmy Snuka punches The Sheik.
Jimmy Snuka chops The Sheik.
The crowd is cheering on Jimmy Snuka.
Jimmy Snuka hits The Sheik.
Jimmy Snuka is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jimmy Snuka tries to throw The Sheik over the top rope.
** The Sheik has been eliminated.
Jimmy Snuka is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

KING: Wait! Sheik is coming back into the ring!

JR: Oh, my gosh! FIRE! FIRE! The Sheik just threw fire into the face of Jimmy Snuka!

GORDON: AH AH!

JR: Dick the Bruiser tries to throw Jimmy Snuka over the top rope.
** Jimmy Snuka has been eliminated.
Dick the Bruiser is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

(Dick the Bruiser and The Mighty Igor are going at it.)
Dick the Bruiser goes for a clothesline, but The Mighty Igor
ducks out of the way.
The Mighty Igor uses a roundhouse right on Dick the Bruiser.
(The Crusher and Freddie Blassie are going at it.)
The Crusher nails Freddie Blassie with a powerslam.
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.
The Crusher puts Freddie Blassie in a side headlock.
Freddie Blassie is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Crusher lets go after 12 seconds.
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.
The Crusher smacks Freddie Blassie with a devastating lariat .
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.
The Crusher catches Freddie Blassie in a sleeperhold.
Freddie Blassie inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 7
seconds.

KING: Why does he keep giving the sign for the Bolo Punch, but not doing it?

GORDON: AH AH!

JR: Freddie Blassie misses with a shoulderblock.
Freddie Blassie goes for a facerake, but The Crusher blocks it.
The Crusher takes Freddie Blassie down with a fist to the midsection.
The Crusher hits a bodyslam on Freddie Blassie.
The Crusher hits an elbowdrop on Freddie Blassie.
The Crusher executes the Bolo Punch on Freddie Blassie.
The Crusher seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Crusher goes for a chokehold, but Freddie Blassie counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Freddie Blassie goes for the Swinging Neckbreaker, but The Crusher blocks it.
Freddie Blassie goes for a chokehold, but The Crusher counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
(George Steele and Verne Gagne are going at it.)
George Steele hits a roundhouse right on Verne Gagne.
George Steele chops Verne Gagne.
George Steele punches Verne Gagne.
George Steele is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

(Rick Steamboat and Jack Brisco are going at it.)
Rick Steamboat hits Jack Brisco with a hiptoss.
Rick Steamboat hits a savate kick on Jack Brisco.
There are lots of chants for Rick Steamboat.
(Jack Brisco and Dory Funk Jr. are going at it.)
Jack Brisco hits a side suplex on Dory Funk Jr..
The crowd is booing Jack Brisco.
Jack Brisco whips Dory Funk Jr. into the ropes.
Jack Brisco catches Dory Funk Jr. in an abdominal stretch.
Dory Funk Jr. is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dory Funk Jr. makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Jack Brisco runs into the ropes.
Dory Funk Jr. nails Jack Brisco with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is cheering on Dory Funk Jr..

(The Crusher and Dick the Bruiser are going at it.)
The Crusher hits Dick the Bruiser with a chop.
The Crusher punches Dick the Bruiser.
The Crusher seemingly enjoys the boos.

KING: I can't believe the cousins are going at it!!

GORDON: AH AH!

JR: The Crusher hits Dick the Bruiser.
The Crusher seemingly enjoys the boos.
The Crusher chops Dick the Bruiser.
(Kevin Sullivan and Dory Funk Jr. are going at it.)
Kevin Sullivan takes Dory Funk Jr. down with a snap mare.
Kevin Sullivan hits a facebite on Dory Funk Jr..
(Ole Anderson and Butch Reed are going at it.)
Ole Anderson hits Butch Reed with a low blow.
Ole Anderson goes for a piledriver, but Butch Reed blocks it.
(The Crusher and Bruno Sammartino are going at it.)
The Crusher goes for a front facelock, but Bruno Sammartino counters it with
a low blow.
Bruno Sammartino runs into the ropes.
The Crusher goes for a lariat, but Bruno Sammartino counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
The crowd is really behind Bruno Sammartino.
Bruno Sammartino whips The Crusher into the ropes.


(Freddie Blassie and Jack Brisco are going at it.)
Freddie Blassie uses a gutwrench suplex on Jack Brisco.
Freddie Blassie tries to throw Jack Brisco over the top rope.
** Jack Brisco has been eliminated.

Freddie Blassie is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
(Freddie Blassie and Ole Anderson are going at it.)
Freddie Blassie goes for a sleeperhold, but Ole Anderson counters it with
a jawbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ole Anderson.
(The Crusher and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
The Crusher hits a headbutt on Kevin Sullivan.
The Crusher uses a snap mare on Kevin Sullivan.
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.
The Crusher runs into the ropes.
Kevin Sullivan goes for a slap, but The Crusher blocks it.
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.
The Crusher hits a bodyslam on Kevin Sullivan.
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.

The Crusher whips Kevin Sullivan into the turnbuckle.
The Crusher charges in with a lariat, but Kevin Sullivan moves out of the way.
Kevin Sullivan uses a side suplex on The Crusher.
Kevin Sullivan and Rick Steamboat whip The Crusher into the ropes.
They hit The Crusher with a double backdrop.
Kevin Sullivan takes The Crusher down with a kneedrop.
(George Steele and Dick the Bruiser are going at it.)
George Steele and Nick Bockwinkle whip Dick the Bruiser into the ropes.
They hit Dick the Bruiser with a double backdrop.
George Steele uses a roundhouse right on Dick the Bruiser.
George Steele kicks Dick the Bruiser.
The crowd is really behind George Steele.
George Steele kicks Dick the Bruiser.
There are lots of chants for George Steele.
(George Steele and Bob Orton are going at it.)
George Steele hits a roundhouse right on Bob Orton.
George Steele nails Bob Orton with a chop.

Dory Funk Jr. takes Bobo Brazil down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Dory Funk Jr. gives the sign for the Spinning Toe Hold.
(Bruno Sammartino and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
Bruno Sammartino whips Kevin Sullivan into the ropes.
Bruno Sammartino hits Kevin Sullivan with a backdrop.
Bruno Sammartino puts Kevin Sullivan in a side headlock.
Kevin Sullivan is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kevin Sullivan gets ahold of the ropes after 8 seconds.
Bruno Sammartino gives the sign for the Sammartino Backbreaker.
(Ole Anderson and The Mighty Igor are going at it.)
Ole Anderson gets a chokehold on The Mighty Igor.
The Mighty Igor reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
The Crusher almost takes The Mighty Igor's head off with a clothesline
Ole Anderson gets a sleeperhold on The Mighty Igor.
The Mighty Igor is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Mighty Igor is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Mighty Igor breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 10 seconds.

(The Crusher and Bruno Sammartino are going at it.)
The Crusher goes for a bearhug, but Bruno Sammartino counters it with a facerake
.
Bruno Sammartino gives the sign for the Sammartino Backbreaker.
The Crusher inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Bruno Sammartino nails The Crusher with a diving shoulderblock.
Bruno Sammartino and Freddie Blassie whip The Crusher into the ropes.
They hit The Crusher with a double backdrop.
Bruno Sammartino and Freddie Blassie whip The Crusher into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Crusher with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The Crusher hits Bruno Sammartino with an airplane spin.
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.
The Crusher hits a kneelift on Bruno Sammartino.
(Dory Funk Jr. and Bruno Sammartino are going at it.)
Dory Funk Jr. runs into the ropes.
Bruno Sammartino hits Dory Funk Jr. with a backdrop.
Bruno Sammartino tries to throw Dory Funk Jr. over the top rope.
** Dory Funk Jr. has been eliminated.

A small "Bruno Sammartino" chant is being started.
(Bruno Sammartino and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
Bruno Sammartino gives the sign for the Sammartino Backbreaker.

(Harley Race and The Mighty Igor are going at it.)
Harley Race executes a kneebreaker on The Mighty Igor.
Harley Race tries to throw The Mighty Igor over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
(Butch Reed and George Steele are going at it.)
Butch Reed uses a backbreaker on George Steele.
Butch Reed gets a chokehold on George Steele.
Verne Gagne makes the save.
Butch Reed executes a facerake on George Steele.
Butch Reed and Dick the Bruiser whip George Steele into the ropes.
They attempt to hit George Steele with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
George Steele sends Butch Reed into the turnbuckle.
George Steele hits a roundhouse right on Butch Reed.

(Dick the Bruiser and Freddie Blassie are going at it.)
Dick the Bruiser hits Freddie Blassie with a bodyslam.
Dick the Bruiser smacks Freddie Blassie with a devastating lariat .
Dick the Bruiser runs into the ropes.
Freddie Blassie locks Dick the Bruiser in a sleeperhold.
Dick the Bruiser inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5
seconds.
(Nick Bockwinkle and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
Nick Bockwinkle uses a backbreaker on Kevin Sullivan.
(The Crusher and Rick Steamboat are going at it.)
The Crusher nails Rick Steamboat with a headbutt.

The Crusher hits Rick Steamboat with a ropeburn.
The Crusher hits Rick Steamboat with a facebite.
The Crusher chops Rick Steamboat.
Rick Steamboat punches The Crusher.
(Ole Anderson and Butch Reed are going at it.)
Ole Anderson tries to throw Butch Reed over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Ole Anderson tries to throw Butch Reed over the top rope.
Butch Reed hangs on to the top rope.
Butch Reed slides back in under the bottom rope.
Butch Reed uses a headbutt on Ole Anderson.
Butch Reed nails Ole Anderson with a headbutt.
Butch Reed hits a double underhook suplex on Ole Anderson.
Butch Reed runs into the ropes.
Butch Reed hits Ole Anderson with an elbow.
(Blackjack Mulligan and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan whips Bob Orton into the ropes, but Bob Orton reverses it.

Blackjack Mulligan misses with a shoulderblock.
Bob Orton misses with a clothesline.
Blackjack Mulligan almost takes Bob Orton's head off with a clothesline
Blackjack Mulligan goes for a side headlock, but Bob Orton counters it with
a back suplex.
Bob Orton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
(Dick the Bruiser and Freddie Blassie are going at it.)
Dick the Bruiser hits Freddie Blassie with a snap mare.
Dick the Bruiser executes the Stomach Claw on Freddie Blassie.
Freddie Blassie is inching his way towards the ropes.
Freddie Blassie is struggling to reach the ropes.
Freddie Blassie is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Freddie Blassie is inching his way towards the ropes.
Freddie Blassie is writhing in pain.
Freddie Blassie is inching his way towards the ropes.
Freddie Blassie tries to fight the pain.
Freddie Blassie summons one last burst of energy.
Freddie Blassie is inching his way towards the ropes.
Freddie Blassie is writhing in pain.
Freddie Blassie summons one last burst of energy.
Kevin Sullivan makes the save.
Freddie Blassie uses a low blow on Dick the Bruiser.

(George Steele and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
George Steele and Rick Steamboat whip Bobo Brazil into the ropes.
They hit Bobo Brazil with a double kick to the midsection.
George Steele and Rick Steamboat whip Bobo Brazil into the ropes.
They hit Bobo Brazil with a double clothesline.

(Ole Anderson and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
Ole Anderson executes a slap on Kevin Sullivan.
Ole Anderson runs into the ropes.
Ole Anderson hits Kevin Sullivan with a kick.
(Ole Anderson and Verne Gagne are going at it.)
Ole Anderson tries to throw Verne Gagne over the top rope.
** Verne Gagne has been eliminated.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
(Ole Anderson and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Ole Anderson puts Blackjack Mulligan in a sleeperhold.
Blackjack Mulligan tries to escape the hold.
Blackjack Mulligan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dick the Bruiser makes the save.
(Kevin Sullivan and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
Kevin Sullivan goes for a vertical suplex, but Bobo Brazil blocks it.

(Nick Bockwinkle and Ole Anderson are going at it.)
Nick Bockwinkle locks Ole Anderson in an abdominal stretch.
Ole Anderson manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
(Freddie Blassie and Dick the Bruiser are going at it.)
Freddie Blassie and Nick Bockwinkle whip Dick the Bruiser into the ropes.
Freddie Blassie and Nick Bockwinkle hit Dick the Bruiser with a double bodyslam.

Freddie Blassie whips Dick the Bruiser into the ropes.
Dick the Bruiser almost takes Freddie Blassie's head off with a short lariat
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
(Nick Bockwinkle and Rick Steamboat are going at it.)
Nick Bockwinkle takes Rick Steamboat down with a facerake.
Nick Bockwinkle nails Rick Steamboat with a kneelift.
Nick Bockwinkle kicks Rick Steamboat.
The crowd is booing Nick Bockwinkle.
Nick Bockwinkle hits Rick Steamboat.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Rick Steamboat hits Nick Bockwinkle.
Rick Steamboat chops Nick Bockwinkle.
The crowd is cheering on Rick Steamboat.
Rick Steamboat goes for a monkey flip, but Nick Bockwinkle blocks it.
Nick Bockwinkle goes for a backbreaker, but Rick Steamboat blocks it.
Rick Steamboat uses a chop on Nick Bockwinkle.
Rick Steamboat nails Nick Bockwinkle with a Tombstone.
Rick Steamboat gives the sign for the Flying Cross Body Press.
Rick Steamboat goes for flying headscissors, but Nick Bockwinkle throws him off.

Nick Bockwinkle puts Rick Steamboat in a front facelock.
Butch Reed makes the save.
Rick Steamboat gives the sign for the Flying Cross Body Press.
Rick Steamboat whips Nick Bockwinkle into the ropes, but Nick Bockwinkle
reverses it.
Nick Bockwinkle hits Rick Steamboat with a clothesline.
(Bob Orton and Nick Bockwinkle are going at it.)
Bob Orton executes a faceslam on Nick Bockwinkle.

(Bobo Brazil and Ole Anderson are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil goes for a headbutt, but Ole Anderson blocks it.
Ole Anderson hits a DDT on Bobo Brazil.
(Butch Reed and Nick Bockwinkle are going at it.)
Butch Reed and The Mighty Igor whip Nick Bockwinkle into the ropes.
They hit Nick Bockwinkle with a double elbowsmash.
Butch Reed goes for a backbreaker, but Nick Bockwinkle blocks it.
Nick Bockwinkle runs into the ropes.
Butch Reed takes Nick Bockwinkle down with a Gorilla Press.
Butch Reed runs into the ropes.
Nick Bockwinkle nails Butch Reed with an armdrag takedown.
Nick Bockwinkle hits a gutwrench suplex on Butch Reed.
Nick Bockwinkle goes for a side headlock, but Butch Reed counters it with
a back suplex.
(The Crusher and Ole Anderson are going at it.)
The Crusher uses a back suplex on Ole Anderson.
A portion of the crowd is booing The Crusher.

The Crusher smacks Ole Anderson with a devastating clothesline .
The Crusher hoists Ole Anderson high into the air with a vertical suplex, then s
ends Ole Anderson crashing hard to the mat.
The Crusher gives the sign for the Bolo Punch.
The Crusher uses a ropeburn on Ole Anderson.
The Crusher throws Ole Anderson into the turnbuckle.
Ole Anderson comes back and rocks The Crusher with an elbow.
(Nick Bockwinkle and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Nick Bockwinkle executes a dropkick on Bob Orton.
(Nick Bockwinkle and Dick the Bruiser are going at it.)
Nick Bockwinkle hits Dick the Bruiser with a ropeburn.
(Harley Race and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Harley Race hits Blackjack Mulligan with a headlock takedown.
(Bruno Sammartino and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Bruno Sammartino catches Bob Orton in a sleeperhold.
Bob Orton grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Bruno Sammartino gives the sign for the Sammartino Backbreaker.

(The Mighty Igor and Ole Anderson are going at it.)
The Mighty Igor hits a roundhouse right on Ole Anderson.
The Mighty Igor runs into the ropes.
Ole Anderson misses with a clothesline.
Ole Anderson hits The Mighty Igor with an elbow.
Ole Anderson executes the Armbar on The Mighty Igor.
Bob Orton makes the save.
(Butch Reed and George Steele are going at it.)
Butch Reed runs into the ropes.
George Steele misses with a clothesline.
George Steele hits Butch Reed with a backdrop.
Butch Reed falls out of the ring.
** Butch Reed has been eliminated.
The crowd is really behind George Steele.

Freddie Blassie hits a kneedrop on Nick Bockwinkle.
Freddie Blassie whips Nick Bockwinkle into the ropes.
Nick Bockwinkle and Freddie Blassie get hit with a double clothesline.
Nick Bockwinkle whips Freddie Blassie into the ropes, but Freddie Blassie
reverses it.
Nick Bockwinkle hits Freddie Blassie with a kick.
Nick Bockwinkle hoists Freddie Blassie high into the air with a vertical suplex,
then sends Freddie Blassie crashing hard to the mat.
Nick Bockwinkle is starting to get more cheers than boos.
(Kevin Sullivan and The Crusher are going at it.)
Kevin Sullivan goes for a facerake, but The Crusher blocks it.
(Blackjack Mulligan and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan goes for a bodyslam, but Bob Orton counters it with
a facerake.
Bob Orton kicks Blackjack Mulligan.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bob Orton.
Bob Orton kicks Blackjack Mulligan.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bob Orton.

(George Steele and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
George Steele runs into the ropes.
Kevin Sullivan gives him a chokehold, but George Steele doesn't budge.
(Rick Steamboat and Ole Anderson are going at it.)
Rick Steamboat hoists Ole Anderson high into the air with a vertical suplex, the
n sends Ole Anderson crashing hard to the mat.
Rick Steamboat tries to throw Ole Anderson over the top rope.
Ole Anderson hangs on to the top rope.
Rick Steamboat sees it and knees Ole Anderson in the back.
** Ole Anderson has been eliminated.
Rick Steamboat is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
(Rick Steamboat and The Crusher are going at it.)
(Harley Race and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Harley Race hits a punch on Blackjack Mulligan.
Harley Race uses a headlock takedown on Blackjack Mulligan.
Harley Race locks Blackjack Mulligan in an abdominal stretch.
Blackjack Mulligan grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.

(The Crusher and Harley Race are going at it.)
The Crusher locks Harley Race in a bearhug.
Harley Race tries to escape the hold.
Harley Race inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Bobby Heenan enters the ring and hits The Crusher with a chair.
Before Bobby Heenan connects, The Crusher moves out of the way.
Bobby Heenan hits Harley Race.
The Crusher throws Bobby Heenan over the top rope.

KING: What the? I didn't know Bobby the Brain was here!!

GORDON: AH AH!

JR: Harley Race is out cold.
The Crusher executes an inside cradle on Harley Race.
The Crusher hits Harley Race with a bodyslam.

The Crusher gets a side headlock on Harley Race.
Harley Race inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

(Bruno Sammartino and Dick the Bruiser are going at it.)
Bruno Sammartino gets a standing short arm scissors on Dick the Bruiser.
Dick the Bruiser gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Bruno Sammartino hits Dick the Bruiser with a back suplex.
Bruno Sammartino gets a side headlock on Dick the Bruiser.
Dick the Bruiser manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Bruno Sammartino runs into the ropes.
Dick the Bruiser goes for a short lariat, but Bruno Sammartino blocks it.
(The Crusher and Bob Orton are going at it.)
The Crusher hits Bob Orton with a stomachbreaker.
The Crusher executes a kneelift on Bob Orton.
The Crusher tries to throw Bob Orton over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
(Dick the Bruiser and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
Dick the Bruiser goes for a thumb to the throat, but Bobo Brazil blocks it.


Bobo Brazil gives the sign for the Coco Butt.
Bobo Brazil executes a kneelift on Dick the Bruiser.
Bobo Brazil tries to throw Dick the Bruiser over the top rope.
** Dick the Bruiser has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Bobo Brazil.

KING: YAHHH! I thought Dick the Bruiser would win this for sure!!

GORDON: AH AH!

(Bobo Brazil and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil gives the sign for the Coco Butt.
Bobo Brazil executes the Coco Butt on Blackjack Mulligan.
The crowd is cheering on Bobo Brazil.
Bobo Brazil nails Blackjack Mulligan with a backbreaker.
Bobo Brazil is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Bobo Brazil tries to throw Blackjack Mulligan over the top rope.
Blackjack Mulligan hangs on to the top rope.
Blackjack Mulligan slides back in under the bottom rope.
Blackjack Mulligan uses a diving shoulderblock on Bobo Brazil.
Blackjack Mulligan smacks Bobo Brazil with a devastating short lariat .
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.


(Blackjack Mulligan and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan goes for a side headlock, but Bob Orton throws him off.
Bob Orton attempts to place Blackjack Mulligan on the turnbuckle, but
Blackjack Mulligan blocks it.
Bob Orton goes for a headbutt, but Blackjack Mulligan blocks it.
Blackjack Mulligan runs into the ropes.
Blackjack Mulligan misses with a clothesline.
Bob Orton puts Blackjack Mulligan in an abdominal stretch.
Blackjack Mulligan inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 8
seconds.
Bob Orton nails Blackjack Mulligan with a faceslam.
Bob Orton hits a headbutt on Blackjack Mulligan.
(Bruno Sammartino and The Mighty Igor are going at it.)
Bruno Sammartino tries to throw The Mighty Igor over the top rope.
** The Mighty Igor has been eliminated.
The crowd is behind Bruno Sammartino all the way.
(Bruno Sammartino and Rick Steamboat are going at it.)


(Harley Race and Nick Bockwinkle are going at it.)
Harley Race tries to throw Nick Bockwinkle over the top rope.
Nick Bockwinkle hangs on to the top rope.

Harley Race sees it and knees Nick Bockwinkle in the back.
** Nick Bockwinkle has been eliminated.

Harley Race doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
(Harley Race and Freddie Blassie are going at it.)
Harley Race kicks Freddie Blassie.
Freddie Blassie chops Harley Race.
Freddie Blassie acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Harley Race punches Freddie Blassie.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Harley Race kicks Freddie Blassie.
Harley Race doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Harley Race locks Freddie Blassie in a front facelock.
Freddie Blassie is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Freddie Blassie manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
Harley Race whips Freddie Blassie into the turnbuckle, but Freddie Blassie
reverses it.
Harley Race comes back and rocks Freddie Blassie with an elbow.


Harley Race kicks Blackjack Mulligan.
The crowd is wildly cheering Harley Race with only a few scattered boos audible.

Bobo Brazil almost takes Blackjack Mulligan's head off with a clothesline
Harley Race uses a backslide on Blackjack Mulligan.
Harley Race takes Blackjack Mulligan down with a ropeburn.
Harley Race takes Blackjack Mulligan down with a punch.
Harley Race goes for a punch, but Blackjack Mulligan reverses it.
(Kevin Sullivan and Bruno Sammartino are going at it.)
Kevin Sullivan runs into the ropes.
Kevin Sullivan hits Bruno Sammartino with a clothesline.
Bruno Sammartino falls out of the ring.
** Bruno Sammartino has been eliminated.

Kevin Sullivan is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
(Kevin Sullivan and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
Kevin Sullivan goes for a snap mare, but Bobo Brazil blocks it.
(Bob Orton and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Bob Orton executes a faceslam on Blackjack Mulligan.

(Blackjack Mulligan and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan executes a kick to the midsection on Kevin Sullivan.
Blackjack Mulligan nails Kevin Sullivan with a bulldog.
(Freddie Blassie and Harley Race are going at it.)
Freddie Blassie nails Harley Race with a piledriver.
Freddie Blassie tries to throw Harley Race over the top rope.
** Harley Race has been eliminated.

Freddie Blassie acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
(Freddie Blassie and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Freddie Blassie goes for a front facelock, but Bob Orton counters it with
a backdrop.
Bob Orton attempts to place Freddie Blassie on the turnbuckle, but
Freddie Blassie blocks it.
Bob Orton locks Freddie Blassie in a sleeperhold.
Freddie Blassie gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
(George Steele and Rick Steamboat are going at it.)
George Steele hits a bodyslam on Rick Steamboat.

(The Crusher and Bob Orton are going at it.)
The Crusher uses a punch on Bob Orton.
(Bobo Brazil and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil nails Kevin Sullivan with a chop.
Bobo Brazil takes Kevin Sullivan down with a chop.
(Bobo Brazil and Freddie Blassie are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil tries to throw Freddie Blassie over the top rope.
Freddie Blassie hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Bobo Brazil sees it and knees Freddie Blassie in the back.
** Freddie Blassie has been eliminated.
The crowd is really behind Bobo Brazil.
(Bobo Brazil and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil catches Blackjack Mulligan in a side headlock.
Blackjack Mulligan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Blackjack Mulligan tries to escape the hold.
Blackjack Mulligan is struggling to reach the ropes.
George Steele makes the save.

(The Crusher and George Steele are going at it.)
The Crusher runs into the ropes.
George Steele misses with a shoulderblock.
George Steele takes The Crusher down with a roundhouse right.
George Steele executes a roundhouse right on The Crusher.
George Steele takes The Crusher down with a chop.
George Steele punches The Crusher.
The crowd is giving George Steele a standing ovation.
George Steele chops The Crusher.
George Steele hits The Crusher.
George Steele whips The Crusher into the turnbuckle.
George Steele charges into the corner.
George Steele and Blackjack Mulligan whip The Crusher into the ropes.
They hit The Crusher with a double backdrop.
George Steele locks The Crusher in a bearhug.
The Crusher gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
(Blackjack Mulligan and George Steele are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan hits a kneelift on George Steele.

(Blackjack Mulligan and Rick Steamboat are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan tries to throw Rick Steamboat over the top rope.
** Rick Steamboat has been eliminated.
Numerous fans are using Blackjack Mulligan for target practice.

(Blackjack Mulligan and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan executes a forearm to the back on Bob Orton.
(Kevin Sullivan and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Kevin Sullivan nails Bob Orton with a headbutt.
Kevin Sullivan takes Bob Orton down with a facebite.
(Bob Orton and Kevin Sullivan are going at it.)
Bob Orton puts Kevin Sullivan in a standing wristlock.
The Crusher makes the save.
Bob Orton tries to throw Kevin Sullivan over the top rope.
** Kevin Sullivan has been eliminated.
The crowd is wildly cheering Bob Orton with only a few scattered boos audible.

(Bob Orton and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Bob Orton gives the sign for the Superplex.


Bob Orton attempts to place Blackjack Mulligan on the turnbuckle, but
Blackjack Mulligan blocks it.
Bob Orton punches Blackjack Mulligan.
The cheers for Bob Orton are drowning out the boos.
Blackjack Mulligan hits Bob Orton.
The cheers for Blackjack Mulligan are drowning out the boos.
Blackjack Mulligan hits Bob Orton.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Blackjack Mulligan.
Bob Orton kicks Blackjack Mulligan.
Bob Orton kicks Blackjack Mulligan.
The crowd is wildly cheering Bob Orton with only a few scattered boos audible.
Blackjack Mulligan chops Bob Orton.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Blackjack Mulligan.
Bob Orton chops Blackjack Mulligan.
Blackjack Mulligan chops Bob Orton.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Blackjack Mulligan.
(Blackjack Mulligan and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan whips Bobo Brazil into the ropes.

Bobo Brazil hits Blackjack Mulligan with a shoulderblock.
(Bob Orton and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
Bob Orton and The Crusher whip Bobo Brazil into the ropes.
They hit Bobo Brazil with a double fist to the midsection.
Bob Orton catches Bobo Brazil in an abdominal stretch.
Bobo Brazil makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
(Bob Orton and George Steele are going at it.)
Bob Orton runs into the ropes.
Bob Orton smacks George Steele with a devastating lariat .
(Bobo Brazil and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil hits a headbutt on Bob Orton.
Bobo Brazil goes for the Coco Butt, but Bob Orton counters it with
a duck-down move.
(Bob Orton and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
Bob Orton nails Bobo Brazil with a headbutt.
(Bobo Brazil and Bob Orton are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil tries to throw Bob Orton over the top rope.

** Bob Orton has been eliminated.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bobo Brazil.

(Bobo Brazil and The Crusher are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil hits The Crusher with a kick to the midsection.
(George Steele and The Crusher are going at it.)
George Steele executes a roundhouse right on The Crusher.
(Bobo Brazil and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
Bobo Brazil takes Blackjack Mulligan down with a piledriver.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bobo Brazil works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Bobo Brazil a standing ovation.
Bobo Brazil runs into the ropes.
Bobo Brazil smacks Blackjack Mulligan with a devastating clothesline .
(Blackjack Mulligan and The Crusher are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan takes The Crusher down with a kneelift.
Blackjack Mulligan tries to throw The Crusher over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.


(George Steele and Bobo Brazil are going at it.)
George Steele hits a roundhouse right on Bobo Brazil.
George Steele uses a fist to the midsection on Bobo Brazil.
George Steele punches Bobo Brazil.
George Steele hits Bobo Brazil.
George Steele tries to throw Bobo Brazil over the top rope.
Bobo Brazil hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Bobo Brazil slides back in under the bottom rope.
Bobo Brazil puts George Steele in a bearhug.
George Steele inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Bobo Brazil takes George Steele down with a slap.
Bobo Brazil gets a side headlock on George Steele.
George Steele manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
Bobo Brazil smacks George Steele with a devastating clothesline .
Blackjack Mulligan goes for a short clothesline, but George Steele
ducks out of the way.
Blackjack Mulligan hits Bobo Brazil.

** Bobo Brazil has been eliminated.
The crowd is giving George Steele a standing ovation.

(George Steele and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
George Steele runs into the ropes.
George Steele hits Blackjack Mulligan with a clothesline.
(George Steele and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
George Steele takes Blackjack Mulligan down with a facerake.
(Blackjack Mulligan and George Steele are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan whips George Steele into the ropes.
Blackjack Mulligan hits George Steele with a kick.
Blackjack Mulligan hits George Steele with a knee to the back.
(George Steele and The Crusher are going at it.)
George Steele whips The Crusher into the ropes.
George Steele hits The Crusher with a kick.
George Steele nails The Crusher with a chop.
(George Steele and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
George Steele hits a kick to the midsection on Blackjack Mulligan.


(The Crusher and Blackjack Mulligan are going at it.)
The Crusher gets a sleeperhold on Blackjack Mulligan.
Blackjack Mulligan manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
The Crusher punches Blackjack Mulligan.
Blackjack Mulligan punches The Crusher.
Blackjack Mulligan hits The Crusher.
Blackjack Mulligan tries to throw The Crusher over the top rope.
** The Crusher has been eliminated.
Blackjack Mulligan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
(Blackjack Mulligan and George Steele are going at it.)
Blackjack Mulligan chops George Steele.
Blackjack Mulligan is being booed out of the building.
Blackjack Mulligan chops George Steele.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Blackjack Mulligan goes for a punch, but George Steele reverses it.


George Steele uses an avalanche on Blackjack Mulligan.
The crowd is giving George Steele a standing ovation.
George Steele acts like a crazy.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for George Steele.

George Steele kicks Blackjack Mulligan.
The crowd is giving George Steele a standing ovation.
Blackjack Mulligan punches George Steele.
Blackjack Mulligan tries to throw George Steele over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Blackjack Mulligan sends George Steele into the turnbuckle.
Blackjack Mulligan charges in with a lariat.
Blackjack Mulligan whips George Steele into the ropes.
Blackjack Mulligan hits George Steele with an elbow.
Blackjack Mulligan tries to throw George Steele over the top rope.
George Steele hangs on to the top rope.
Blackjack Mulligan sees George Steele hanging on.
George Steele slides back in under the bottom rope.
George Steele executes the Flying Hammerlock on Blackjack Mulligan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
George Steele tries to throw Blackjack Mulligan over the top rope.
** Blackjack Mulligan has been eliminated.
The crowd is giving George Steele a standing ovation.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is George Steele.

KING: What? That moron is the winner!

JR: Hold on a minute! Dick The Bruiser and The Crusher are back in the ring!

*WHACK*

JR: Oh, my! Bruiser just nailed Steele with a steel chair shot!

KING: He inverted that!

JR: Now, he's blading Steele!

KING: He invented that, too!

JR: Now, Bruiser and Crusher are lighting up cigars!

KING: They invented that, too!

(The lights come up and the legends are gone!)

KING: YAHH! What happened?

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

(The BruiserTron lights up, revealing a computerized
representation of the solar system. The shot starts
to zoom in, traveling past Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and
all the other planets as it homes in on Earth. We
break through the atmosphere, clouds parting, as the
focus sets on the continent of North America. We pull
in closer, as a glowing outline surrounds North
America. Closer still, and the state of California is
highlighted. Closer and closer...southern California.
Faster and faster we zoom in until, in a rush of
colour and light, we find ourselves landing right in
front of the Prime Time Mansion! Cue the music!
"Prime Time" by Promoe begins to play, but it is a
peppier, bouncier, swinging version, baby! Cut to
face shots of all the members of Prime Time, with
appropriate captions to designate their names.
Everyone is giving goofy, sitcom smiles to the camera
as the music plays.
Starring...Truck...Kolic....Rachel Pitt...Tamer...
"Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt...and
featuring Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde as himself! The
credits wrap up, telling us this is "A Prime Time
Production." “CELEBRITY!”)

(The scene opens in the theater room. Tamer and Vern are sitting back
watching the night they won their tag titles. )

Vern: Here it is. Take Two on Asylum!

Tamer: One, Two, Three. We win.

Vern: Great Match.

Tamer: Oh Yeah.

(Tamer picks up the remote and hit a button the screen goes black and raises
up into the roof.)

Tamer: So what do you wanna do now?

Vern: I haven’t got a clue.

(The intercom beeps. Tamer walks over to it.)

Tamer: What’s up?

Clancy: Guest!

(Tamer and Vern walk out of the theater and walk into the living room where
Kolic and Truck are talking to non other than Penn and Teller.)

Vern: Well what a nice surprise.

Tamer: Long time Penn.

Penn: I know it’s been forever.

(Tamer gives Penn a hug and shakes Teller’s hand.)

Tamer: So how you guys doing?

Penn: We’re good.  Big shows all the time.

Clancy: What brings ya boys down here?

Penn: Well Teller was telling me about your guy’s one year anniversary.

(Teller nods.)

Penn: So we thought we come give you a congratulations and do a little magic
show for ya.

Vern: Splendid. Penn and Teller Magic Moguls performing in our house.

Kolic: You know Penn, Tamer?

Tamer: Yep. Met him when I was traveling through Vegas once.

Penn: Great guy. He helped us out with this crazy fan that kept following
us.

(Teller nods and points to tamer then punches his hand.)

Tamer: The good times. Yeah I remember him. I got the guy just in time too.

Penn: So you got a place we can set up?

Tamer: Yeah, but lets have some drinks first.

Penn: Great you gotta show us this mansion of yours. Full tour.

Vern: Alright then. Tour, Drink and Conversation, followed by a performance.

(Vern begins to lead the on a tour of this house as Penn picks up a few
random objects and begins to juggle them. The scene cuts to the opening
sequence of Battlebots. The camera then pans in on Bil Dwyer and Tim Green,
hosts of Battlebots.)

Tim: Good evening, and welcome to a special episode of Battlebots! We have
Bill Gates, owner and founder of Microsoft, against a newcomer simply called
Kolic. These bots have been kept top secret from everyone, so this night
should be exciting!

Bil: It’s great to be back here two years after we were cancelled. I missed
the metallic carnage you’ll only find on Battlebots!

Tim: So did I. We don’t have much time, so let’s go right to the bots!

(The camera cuts to Kolic’s bot, Minefield)

Bil: Kolic calls his bot Minefield, because you’ll feel like you walked
through one when it’s done with you. It features a shoe-like shape with a
Pulverizer-like hammer as the weapon. It even has wheels on the back so it
doesn’t get stuck. However, it doesn’t seem to have a way to self-right, so
if it gets flipped, it’s in trouble.

(The camera cuts to Gates’ side, where it has three bots)

Tim: Gates has brought a surprise for Kolic! He has not one, but three!
They’re three former Middleweight champions: Hazard, a wedge with a deadly
spinning blade, T-Minus, a powerful flipper that can launch a bot over 5
feet in the air, and El Diablo, a dual-weapon bot with a toothed rotating
drum and pitchfork prongs. Kolic will have his hands full with all these
bots!

Bil: It looks like there’s an argument at the BattleBox, let’s go to the
teams!
Kolic: You can’t do that! I said bot vs. bot, not bot vs. team! You only get
one!

Bill: No no, Kolic. You didn’t specify the number of bots, and they’re all
within the weight limit you gave.

Tamer: You went back on your word! I’,m gonna kick your.....

(Tamer charges at Gates, but Kolic stops him)

Kolic: It’s all right. I’ll play his little game, but on one condition. I
fight them one at a time. When I defeat one bot, you bring on the next. NO
tricks. Otherwise, my offer is null and void. Agreed?

Gates: Agreed.

Kolic: Good. Let’s fight.

Tim: Looks like they’ve settled that, let’s go to Mark Beiro in the box!

Mark: This match is a bout to determine Kolic’s career! In the red square,
weighing 295 pounds, with a swinging hammer and a bad attitude, from Atlanta
Georgia...Minefield! And in the blue square, a terrifying team of titanic
torment, from Microsoft headquarters in Washington State...Hazard, T-Minus,
and El Diablo!

(The lights count down to green)

Bil: The box is locked, the lights are on, it’s robot fightin’ time!

Tim: Looks like Minefield will face El Diablo first. They circle each
other...WOAH! Minefield just swung the hammer, nearly knocking off Diablo’s
drum! Diablo tries to fight back with its prongs, but Minefield dodges!
Diablo goes too far and hits the killsaws! It looks like his treads have
been cut!

Bil: That’s bad news for Gates, Diablo can’t drive without the treads!

Tim: It’s still alive, going in circles. Minefield’s hammer goes to the
center, why is it doing that? Wait! The hammer has turned 90 degrees, it now
hits vertically! Minefield is letting Diablo have it with the hammer! Diablo
has stopped moving! And...the ref has counted out Diablo!

Bil: And here comes T-Minus! He quickly goes under Minefield, but Minefield
drives out of the way! T-Minus keeps on him...OH MY GOD! Minefield was just
flipped about 3 feet in the air! He’s upside down!

Tim: Minefield has the hammer at the center...he just self-righted! That was
one of our big concerns for Minefield, but Kolic covered that easily!
T-Minus charges at Minefield...Minefield dodges, and T-Minus got hit by the
Pulverizer! Minefield starts hitting T-Minus too, it’s a double hammer
assault! T-Minus isn’t moving, maybe a hammer hit the on/off switch!
And...he’s counted out too!
Bil: Minefield has absolutely dominated these former Middleweight champions,
only one left. Here comes the middleweight with the most wins in Battlebots
history...HAZARD!

Tim: That blade is spinning...Minefield has his hammer set
horizontally...WOAH! The blade and hammer collide, and both bots go
spinning! There’s a deep gash in the hammer, but that’s about it! They
charge at each other again...OH MY GOD! THE BLADE JUST WENT FLYING!

Bil: It’s stuck in the side of the BattleBox! I’ve never seen anything like
this! Hazard is nothing more than a wedge now, but that’s still a potent
weapon!

Tim: Hazard showing no signs of weakness as it slams Minefield into the
wall! Minefield tries to hit Hazard with the hammer, but it can’t reach!
Hazard rears back and slams Minefield again! Hazard goes back again...but
Minefield was ready! He gets a shot in with the hammer, but doesn’t stop
Hazard! Hazard, even without his blade, is domineering this match! Wait,
Minefield drove over Hazard and is regrouping! Hazard charges again, and
Minefield again hits with the hammer

Bil: Wait! Hazard isn’t moving! Minefield finally got a good hit in!

Kolic: Hey Gates! Here’s what I think of you and your offer!

Bil: Minefield is slamming Hazard with the hammer! He knows he has the match
won, and is just torturing Gates! Minefield pushes Hazard under a
Pulverizer, they’re both assaulting Hazard with the hammers! The ref finally
calls the match to an end!

Tim: Kolic has done it! He beat not one, but three champions with a rookie
bot! Let’s go to Beiro in the box!

Mark: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...KOLIC!

Gates: You did well, even against impossible odds. I’d be happy to have you
as my top Programmer, but...

Kolic: Yes, you also did well. Of course, our deal stands, and I’m staying
where I am...I can’t take it anymore...I WON! YOU LOST! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Kolic points in Gates’ face and laughs)

Kolic: Oh man, gloating feels GOOD! I must do this more often! I’ll see ya
later Gates, hopefully not too soon!

Gates: We’ll see. Come, we go to Seattle. We will discuss plans there.

(Gates and his entourage leave the arena, as does Kolic)

Tim: There you have it, a rising star not only in the BMWF, but also in
Battlebots. Kolic and Minefield, defeating three former Middleweight
champions.
Bil: If only Comedy Central would put us back on, we could see more of them!

Tim: Maybe...folks, we were glad to bring this exciting fight to you. Have
fun with Brusiermania! I’m Tim Green...

Bil: And, as always, I’m Bil Dwyer, saying goodbye from Battlebots,
hopefully not forever!

(The camera pans out and fades. A Picture of Kolic running is shown. The
scene opens up in the Prime Time living room. Vern and Tamer are reading
books. Vern is sprawled out on the couch and Tamer is reclining in his
Lazy-Boy. Clancy walks in.)

Clancy: Boys. Get up. Kolic’s surprise is going to be here soon.

(Tamer and Vern both set down their books and stand up. Kolic runs down the
staircase with Truck behind him.)

Kolic: I love surprises. What is it?

Truck: I want to know too.

Tamer: You know Truck.

Truck: Oh yeah, forgot.

(The door bell rings.)

Tamer: Well this should be fun.

Vern: Oh I can’t wait.

Kolic: Oh man. What is it?

(Kolic runs and opens the door. The Fab Five walk in.)

Clancy: Please welcome - Carson, Fashion Savant. Kyan, Grooming Guru. Ted,
Food and Wine Connoisseur. Thom, Design Doctor. And then Jai, who thinks of
himself as a Culture Vulture. The Fab Five!

Kolic: OH NO!

Carson: So is this the straight guy?

Vern: Indeed. This is Kolic. He has a girl of whom he has interest in but he
needs some style and flair.

Kyan: Well you called the right people.

(Kolic starts to run. Truck catches him.)

Kolic: This is not a fun surprise!

Carson: It’s okay, we’re just going to make out with you.

Kolic: HOLY HELL!!

(Kolic turns and runs between Trucks legs. Kolic trips over a foot stool.
Tamer walks over and pick him up dragging him back to the Fab Five.)

Kolic: NOOOOO!

Thom: He’s kidding. You are uptight.

Ted: I think he really needs to loosen up.

Kolic: No kissing, RIGHT?!?

Vern: Not you. I mean with the way you look, Kate wouldn’t.

(Kolic’s face droops.)

Kolic: That’s messed up.

Carson: He’s kissable. He just needs to go from nerd to a hip, cool look.

Kyan: New hair style, new room, and new clothes.

Ted: And I’m going to teach you how to cook a romantic dinner.

Thom: So Kolic, you go out with Carson and Kyan so you can get spruced up.
I’m going to check out your room and meet up with you later.

Ted: And Jai and I will chat with your friends.

Kolic: Fine. But only because I get free stuff.

Carson: Well, that’s something.

(The camera follows Kolic, Kyan, and Carson outside as they enter the Fab
Five’s vehicle. Kolic checks to make sure he has his tazer)

Carson: Okay. Don’t worry, you’ll have fun.

Kolic: Yeah, yeah.
(The vehicle pulls up to a Spa.)

Kolic: I’m not going to a spa.

Kyan: Come on.

(Kolic reluctantly exits the vehicle and follows him. The screen flashes 30
minutes later. Kolic walks out smiling.)

Carson: A smile?

Kyan: Asian massage.

Carson: Good call.

Kolic: That was great. I get free clothes now right?

Carson: Let’s go.

(They pile into the vehicle. They pull in front of a store called Hollywood
Style. Carson and Kolic go inside. Kolic runs out screaming but realizes he
has no car and sullenly walks back inside. 1 hour later flashes across the
screen. Kolic walks out wearing Cargo pants, a cool button up shirt with a
Dragon on it, and a brown suede jacket )

Kolic: Okay it wasn’t THAT bad. What’s next?

Kyan: Well, I’d say it’s time we give you…a makeover!

Kolic: Oh no you don’t! I’m not doing any makeovers! I don’t need any makeup
or “product” or anything.

Carson: Just simmer down, boy. There’ll be no makeup involved. Of course, we
are definitely going to do something with this hair. It’s 2004, Kolic. It’s
time you looked the part.

Kolic: Fine, but if anyone comes near me with blush or eyeliner or anything,
I’m outta here!

(Next, they pull up to a beauty salon.)

Carson: Out!

(Kolic reluctantly exits the vehicle.)

Kolic: Beautiful Visions? This doesn’t sound like the place for someone like
me.

Kyan: How do you mean?

Kolic: Well, I’m a guy.

Carson: Don’t be silly! Lots of guys come here.

Kolic: That’s what I’m afraid of!

Kyan: Get inside, honey!

(They escort Kolic inside. The screen flashes “Two hours later.” Kolic
emerges with a very trendy, spiky hairdo. His complexion is stunning, and he
looks like a completely different person.)

Carson: Now, that wasn’t so bad, was it?

Kolic: I guess not, guys.

Kyan: So what did we learn?

Kolic: Foundation is your friend, and product is perfect.

Carson: We’ll have him totally metro before we know it!

Kolic: Metro?

Kyan: Don’t ask. You’re doing fine so far.

(They pile into the vehicle. A short time later, they return to the Prime
Time mansion. Thom is waiting outside for Kolic.)

Thom: Just wait until you see what I’ve done with that dweeb-hole you used
to call a room!

Kolic: Oh no! Not my room!

Thom: Oh yes! Trust me, you’re going to love it.

(They head up to Kolic’s room.)

Thom: No peeking now! Wait until I say.

(Kolic covers his eyes and is led into his room.)

Thom: OK! Open!

(Kolic uncovers his eyes and looks around.)

Kolic: Wow!

(The room has been totally redone. There are several modern art prints on
the walls, an Oriental rug on the floor, and a new bed, silver stainless
steel. His computer station is the highlight of the room though. Thom
purchased a deluxe workstation which matches the new bed. The computer is
on, and a Fab Five screensaver is on the monitor.)

Thom: So?

Kolic: This is great! My room is awesome now! Thank you so much! Could you
leave me alone for a few minutes?

Thom: Sure!

(The Fab Five leave the room, closing the door)

Kolic: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY ROOM?!?

(The scene fades to black, and fades back in to the Fab Five and Kolic in
the main room of the Prime Time house.)

Kolic: Well, I have to say...thank you for what you’ve done...

Fab Five in unison: You’re welcome!

Kolic: Wait...this isn’t me...these clothes, that room...I shouldn’t be
wearing this...HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CHANGE ME!!! I’LL...

(At that point, Kate walks into the room)

Kate: I got a call to come over here...wow, Kolic! You look...different!

Kolic: Different bad, right?

Kate: No, I love it! I didn’t know this side of you! You look almost...

Carson: Kissable?

Kate: Exactly!

Kolic: R-r-really? Gee, I...

Kate: I have some work to attend to. I’ll see you at Bruisermania...honey.

(Kate winks and blows Kolic a kiss as she exits the PT House)

Kolic: You guys are lucky Kate likes this, otherwise...I wouldn’t be held
responsible for my actions. Maybe I can restore my room to some semblance of
dignity...

(Kolic walks back up to the room. When he closes the door, everyone busts
out laughing.)
Tamer: Ha ha ha! He acts like a lovesick puppy!

Thom: Honey, that’s why I don’t involve myself with women. Too much trouble.

Carson: I guess our work is done. Maybe we can do you next Truck...

Truck: NO SIR! You try te dress me in pink, I’ll beat ya to a pulp!

(Truck cracks his knuckles, worrying the Fab Five)

Kyan: Um...we’d better go! Good seeing you guys!

(The Five run out of the house, and everyone stares at Truck)

Truck: What?

(The Scene Fades. “Enjoy the Rest of BruiserMania 2004" flashes on the
screen.)

FADE

>>>

(The camera fades in to show a tire of a vehicle, as the camera pans out the
scene seems to be a parking lot. The camera then turns to reveal Hardcore
Harry standing next to Michael Bole)

Bole: Hello folks once again, I am standing here next to Hardcore Harry, a
man who has his mind solely on retribution here tonight. Harry?

(Bole eases the mic towards Harry’s mouth)

Harry: All bets are in, tonight is the night that superstars are made Bole.
Tonight is the night that only the best men walk away with wins and titles.
There will only be one loser here tonight Bole, and that man will be Pain.

(Harry looks back to a car that is behind him)

Harry: You see Bole, this is the environment of my match tonight, not in the
arena at the ring in front of the fans. Oh no, tonight Pain and I are
squaring off in a parking lot where there won’t be any irish whips into the
ropes, where there won’t be any rope breaks and most importantly where there
won’t be any rules!

Bole: Now as the fans already know about a month ago back Pain decided to
run you down with a vehicle and luckily you weren’t taken out of the BMWF
picture.

Harry: Bole, I don’t believe in luck, I believe in miracles. It is a miracle
that I am standing with you here today Bole. It is a miracle that I am not
in a wheelchair right now. Pain you don’t understand how important my life
is to me, I am high on life and no matter how corny or cheesy that sounds it
is the truth! I wake up every day thankful for the power that I have to come
out here and perform.

(Harry looks into the eyes of Bole)

Harry: Bole you know that tonight I am going to do something that I am not
thankful for. I am going to cripple Pain, I will take his name to a whole
different level, you see Bole, Pain doesn’t truly know the meaning on pain
but tonight I will change that. Tonight I am going to send Pain where he
belongs; tonight I am sending Pain to Hardcore Hell!!!

(Harry jerks his arm back and a motor is heard starting up, the camera pans
down revealing Hardcore Harry’s weedeater in his hand. Harry has to yell
into the microphone for anyone to hear him)

Harry: All the Ultraviolence is coming out tonight, this city slicker is
taking a trip that he won’t soon forget, TO THE WOODSHED!!!

(Harry lifts the weedeater up and turns around slamming it into the
windshield of this car smashing it! Glass goes flying everywhere!!!)

Fade……