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BMWF No Way In PPV Part II
Date : 2/23/04 Time : 7:30 PM Venue : Staples Center Los Angeles California |
PA:BU...BU...BU...BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER!
(Suddenly, "Because of You" by Nickelback begins to play as Lowedown and Flame make their way out of the entrance way to a thunderous ovation. Lowedown looks around at the sold out crowd and raises his hands high to deliver the Wolfpac sign to the crowd. Flame does the same as she begins to make her way down to the ring. Lowedown suddenly runs up behind her and scoops her up off her feet and rolls her into the ring. As she is about to get up, Lowedown paintbrushes her behind and then laughs. Flame points her finger at him for a moment and then watches him leap up to the ring apron and hears the pyro shoot out from all four corners of the ring. Lowedown climbs into the ring and then makes his way over towards the ring announcer and grabs the microphone...)
JR:Lowedown appears to be keeping his spirits up despite the fact that he is teaming up with Master Z in a Buried Alive match up!
King:And against the Darklord and Dovekind of all people! YAHHH!
JR:Lowedown is counting the days until he steps in the ring one more time against Master Z for the World title at Bruisermania!
King:I don't think either of them will make to Bruisermania!
(Lowedown looks around for a moment before he brings the microphone up and clears his throat...)
Lowedown:LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA!
(Crowd pops)
Lowedown:WOLFPAC...IN...THE...
LD&Crowd:HOUSE!!!
Lowedown:Before I go any further, I need to address one small issue...Rachel.
(Pause)
Lowedown:You know something Rachel? I've been sitting quietly listening to you back and forth and back and forth about your opinions about me and I finally had to stop and speak my mind to you.
(Lowedown takes a step forward and looks towards the Bruisertron...)
Lowedown:Rachel, I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be civil. Hell, I've even tried to be just a regular guy around you. You just don't seem to get it though do ya?
King:What's he talking about?
JR:I don't know.
Lowedown:Rachel, you have the brass to call me old? Woman, I am alot of things...I'm just not old. The minute you get that through your sorry skull, the better you and I will get along. You insult me one more time, I'm not going to be as polite. Ya feel me?
Crowd:HELL YEAH!
Lowedown:Now, onto tonight and being Buried Alive!
(Crowd erupts...)
Lowedown:I've said it before, I don't know why this has to come to this. I don't know why Master Z asked to have this kind of match up, but I sure as hell won't be buried alive without Master Z going right to hell with me!
(Crowd pop)
Lowedown:This isn't about Darklord and this sure as hell isn't about Dovekind! This is about Master Z's ego versus Lowedown's natural ability to the best in this business! Master Z's ignorance against Lowedown's in ring style and presence! And finally, the straight up Fluke versus the real deal of this business!
(Pause)
Lowedown:I'm not going to waste anyone's time here tonight with alot of fancy words or dance moves because I have a headache right now and the only way I can get rid of this headache is by burying Darklord, Dovekind, and that fluke of a champion...Master Z! Ya feel me?
Crowd:HELL YEAH!
Lowedown:YA FEEL ME?!?
Crowd:HELL YEAH!
Lowedown:I said...DO YA FEEL ME?!?
Crowd:OH HELL YEAH!
("Because of You" plays again as Lowedown rolls out of the ring and begins to make his way out through the crowd...)
JR:Lowedown was right to the point wasn't he?
King:He's focused on wanting to bury any of the three other men in this match up! And one of them is his own partner!
JR:Folks, we'll be right back!
>>>
LILLY: This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-Barbed Wire match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Inferno...
Fighting out of Seymour...
Weighing in at 131 pounds...
The Women's Champion...
Aquatic
PA: PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN......REMIXED.....NEW LEVEL
OF VIOLENCE.....
(Cold's "Stupid Girl" plays over the PA system as a blue
mist rises from the stage. There is an explosion of blue fireworks, and
Aquatic comes out brandishing her Woman's Title. The crowd is booing Aquatic
loudly, but Aquatic's gaze remains steadfast on the ring.)
PA: I'M
A LONER, I'M A LOSER, I'M A WINNER, IN MY MIND.....
(Aquatic looks at the
barbed wire ring, and tries to figure out a way in. She takes a few steps
back, and runs and slides under the ropes. She smiles as she clears
it.)
PA: I'M A BAD ONE, I'M A GOOD ONE, I'M A SICK ONE, WITH A
SMILE.....
(Aquatic raises her belt in the air triumphantly, and then
hands it over to the referee. She grabs a microphone and motions for the
music to be cut. The sound people oblige.)
Aquatic: Welcome,
Moody......welcome to the most agonizing, painful, and downright horrible
experience of your entire career! You see, I am SICK and TIRED of hearing
that you're better than me! I am SICK and TIRED of hearing that I can't beat
you without Rachel Pitt! And I am SICK and TIRED of seeing you out there
every night, buying into these lies!!!
(Aquatic begisn to twitch, and
the crowd begins to chant "Nut-Case! Nut-Case!")
King: Exactly my
sentiments!
Aquatic: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!! You people completely sicken
me!!!! Now then......Moody, you have been able to thrive in the
uncompetitive and pathetic enviroment of the BMWF's current Woman's
Division! But tonight.....tonight I bring you something straight out of
Japan, the true home of great women's wrestling: the Barbed Wire
match!
JR: I will admit, I don't think Moody came here tonight
prepared for a match of this extreme nature.
Aquatic: I hope
there'snothing wrong with that Moody.....I mean, you're almost 10 years my
elder! You're experienced, and I'm sure you can handle a match like this.
Right? WRONG! Tonight, Miss Moody, you will realize why I am the Woman's
Champion, and you will, once and for all.....
Crowd/Aquatic: FEEL MY
PAIN!
LILLY: Her opponent...
Led to the ring by The Executioner...
Hailing from Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 175 pounds...
Judge Moody
PA: All rise for the honorable...JUDGE MOODY!
(The Judge Judy theme
hits as tons of pyros go off around the ring. Judge Moody and The Executioner
appear from behind the curtains and begin to make their way down to the ring.
Judge Moody is wearing a long judge robe and has her gavel in her hand. They
enter the ring and Judge Moody raises her gavel in the air as The Executioner
grabs a mic from ringside. The crowd boos as The Executioner hands Judge Moody
the mic.)
Moody: Aquatic, your reign as BMWF Women's Champion ends
tonight! It's about time the title goes back to its rightful owner and that
owner is me!
(The crowd boos.)
Moody: Let's face it Aquatic, you
are a horrible Women's Champion! Week in and week out you have been boring all
of my fans with your terrible whining and BLEEPing, tonight a new Women's
Champion will be crowned to save all the fans from your loud mouth!
(The
crowd boos again.)
Moody: Aquatic, if you don't like what I'm saying,
that's too bad, because THAT...IS...FINAL!
(Judge Moody tosses down the
mic as she waits for Aquatic.)
*DING DING*
JR: They lock up.
Judge Moody irish whips Aquatic.
Aquatic stops Judge Moody, and reverses her into the ropes.
Judge Moody goes backfirst into the barbed wire, howling in pain.
JR: This is a very dangerous match these young women are in!
(Aquatic pulls Judge Moody off the ropes and sends her flying with a monkey
flip. Aquatic drop toeholds Moody as she gets up, sending Moody facefirst into
the barbed wire. The crowd oohs uncomfortably.)
JR: Unfortunately for Moody, Aquatic seems to know this barbed wire
environment inside and out!
Aquatic slaps Judge Moody's cut face, calling her to yell in pain.
Aquatic pushes Moody body-first into the ropes.
Judge Moody's outfit catches on the rope, and she struggles to free herself.
King: JR, I don't know if Judge Moody's body can handle this! She should
really just give up!
(Aquatic rips Judge Moody off the ropes, causing her outfit to become ripped.)
King: WAHOO! PUPPIES! I stopped caring!
JR: You're hopeless.....
Aquatic catches Judge Moody across the face with a kick, causing her to fall
back into the barbed wire.
Aquatic finds a spot on the ropes devoid of barbed wire, and hops onto it.
Aquatic moonsaults onto the prone body of Judge Moody.
Aquatic nails Judge Moody with a brainbuster.
Aquatic is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Aquatic uses a dropkick on Judge Moody.
Both Inferno and The Executioner jump up on the apron.
Joe Finch tries to send them back down.
Aquatic executes a dropkick on Judge Moody.
Aquatic nails Judge Moody with an eye poke.
Aquatic hits Judge Moody with a back elbow.
Aquatic stops and looks into the skylights, laughing and twitching.
Aquatic is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Aquatic hits Judge Moody with a dropkick.
Aquatic nails Judge Moody with an Asai moonsault.
There is no referee to count.
Aquatic gets back up.
Aquatic is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Aquatic stops and looks into the skylights, laughing and twitching.
Aquatic acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her.
Joe Finch is back on the job.
Aquatic uses a bulldog on Judge Moody.
Aquatic acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her.
Aquatic takes Judge Moody down with a back elbow.
Aquatic stops and looks into the skylights, laughing and twitching.
Aquatic is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Aquatic whips Judge Moody into the barbed wire.
Aquatic uses a back elbow on Judge Moody.
Aquatic is going for the pin.
Joe Finch counts: One, two, kickout.
Aquatic complains about a slow count.
Aquatic nails Judge Moody with a snap suplex.
Aquatic goes for a German suplex, but Judge Moody counters it with an elbowsmash
JR: Aquatic just pushed Moody into the barbed wire corner, and she is
chopping away on Judge Moody's prone chest!
Aquatic runs to the other side of the ring.
Aquatic nails Moody with a handspring elbow.
Aquatic slides out of the ring.
King: Where's Aquatic going?
(Aquatic grabs her title belt and slides back into the ring with it. The
referee attempts to take it from her, but he can't seem to pry it from her grip.)
JR: Aquatic trying to cheat here-WAIT A SECOND! IT'S INFERNO!!!
The referee is distracted in the corner fighting with Aquatic.
Inferno slides in the ring and spears a dazed Judge Moody.
He slides out, and Aquatic finally lets the referee take the belt.
JR: THAT NO-GOOD INFERNO JUST SPEARED JUDGE MOODY! HE MAY HAVE JUST ROBBED
HER OF A FAIR TITLE SHOT!!!!!!!
KING: Wait! Executioner just nailed Inferno!
(Aquatic grabs Judge Moody and hooks her up. She executes the Ice Breaker and
goes for the cover. The referee is back on the job and counts:1....2...)
JR: Foot on the ropes!
Inferno throws Aquatic the glass globe.
Executioner intercepts it.
Executioner hits Inferno with it.
JR: Aquatic hits Judge Moody with a DDT and is heading to the top rope!
Aquatic jumps on the top rope and as Moody reaches her feet, jumps off the top rope and attempts to hit a Wave Curl but Judge Moody catches her!
King: This doesn't look good for Aquatic!
JR: Judge Moody runs forward and sends Aquatic colliding with the turnbuckle.
Judge Moody quickly leaps to the top and as Aquatic turns around, hits her with the Moody Slam!
Judge Moody pins Aquatic and we could have a new Women's Champion!
Joe Finch counts: One, two, three.
Some fans are heading to the concession stands.
*DING DING*
LILLY: The winner and NEW Women's Champion... Judge Moody!
JR: We'll be right back!
>>>
(The scene opens showing Tamer walking down a hallway. Tamer turns a corner
and see's Tobey's locker room. Tamer charges and kicks the door open. Tamer
pie faces Shawn Rollins. Tamer runs at Tobey and rams him into a
wall.)
Tamer: You need to learn how to apologize!
(Tamer executes
a few punches on Tobey's ribs. Tamer knees Milken in the ribs and DDt's him
on the floor. tamer turns and walks towards the door. Shawn puts up his
fist to fight. Tamer lays a hard punch right into Shawn's nose. Shawn drops
to the floor. Tamer walks off and slams Tobey's locker room door behind
him.)
FADE
>>>
PA: ECO-LIFE! WAKE ME UP!
(Evanesence's "Bring
Me To Life" plays over the PA system as the Eco-System comes out brandishing
their tag belts. They saunter down to ringside and hop up to the apron. They
climb between the ropes, and Inferno spins the microphone in his hand for a
bi before putting it to his mouth.)
Inferno (with a bandaged head): Well, well, well, well,
well, well, WELL! (The crowd already begins booing Inferno.) Boo all you
wan, people. Get it all out, because I fully understand why you people boo
us. You can't stand that we could possibly be successful without your
su ort! But honestly.....it's so much EASIER without you idiots! Do you
realize how FREEING it is to not have to constantly answer to you people? We
take orders from NO ONE except ourselves, and that is what pushes us! That's
what drives us to be better, go that extra mile! We have no one to
blame or thank but ourselves, and that's what lets us know that we are TRULY
doing our best.
Mineral: (taking the mike) But we're not out here to
share our strategies of success with you mortals, although we know how much
you parasites need it. (Crowd boos even louder.) No, tonight we are out here
to inform you about a little change in our match. Due to some greatly
unfortunate family problems, Ignition will not be able to be here tonight,
which negates the scheduled handicap match for the titles. So tonight, we
will be facing Team Beautiful in a Norwegian Ambulance match. Now, I'm sure
everyone thinks they know what that is, and you would all be pretty close.
You do throw your opponents in the ambulance and shut the door to win, but
there's a little bit more different with the Norwegian way. And no, I'm not
just talking about the licence plate Mind explaining,
Inferno?
Inferno: (taking the microphone back) Be glad to. Now see, in
the old days in Norway, one was cut open and bled to "release the evil
spirits" in a person to cure them. Not a very effective strategy, as you can
imagine. But tonight, we will keep the tradition alive, because Team
Beautiful, you're not just getting thrown in an ambulance. Before anyone can
be thrown in an ambulance, they MUST BE BLEEDING!
King: Did you hear
that, JR!
JR: I most certainly did! Your opponents must be bleeding
beforethey are thrown in the ambulance.....this is a barbaric
matchup!
Inferno: So Team Beautiful, be prepared, for a bloody, barbaric
fight, because if you feel it, and you know it, then you'll say
it-
Eco-System/Crowd: ECO-LIFE!
(Inferno throws his microphone
down as "Bring Me To Life" plays again and the Eco-System exits the
ring.)
JR: Norwegian Ambulance match......both opponents must be bleeding
and stuffed in an ambulance......later TONIGHT!
>>>
(Ryushi Fujita is standing backstage along with his bodyguard Kojima in
front of a BMWF logo as we fade in.)
Ryushi Fujita: Tonight, I return to BMWF TV along with some "help". First
on the list is Latino Heat. heat, it's nothing personal, just business. Kolic,
Mafioso I'd watch my back if I were you.
(Fujita walks off with Kojima as we fade to black.)
>>>
LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.
From El Paso, Texas...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...
Latino Heat
PA: We Lie… We Cheat… We Steal…
(Latino Heat’s music hits over the PA
system as the crowd begins to boo. He takes his time stepping out from the back
with a smile on his face and a stroll in his step. He confidently struts out to
the entranceway and absorbs all of the boos that are directed at him. He takes
his time walking down the aisle and trash talking the fans that are jawing at
him. He rolls into the ring and heads to one of the corners. He climbs up and
extends both of his hands out to his sides. After a few seconds he pulls his
hands in and beats his chest with his right hand. He drops down to the mat and
grabs a microphone.)
Latino Heat: Listen up, essa, because The Heat is
here tonight to teach you a lesson. You’re still pretty young in this business
and I want to make sure you are starting to see things the right way in this
ring. No matter how old you are, you always gotta know a lesson is coming your
way. And the things I keep learning lately is that you can’t give people too
many shots. You can’t care about people. You gotta be cutthroat. You gotta be
the badguy. It’s the only way to win. It’s the only way to succeed. I think back
and I realize I was best when I was the man and I was the leader. Then I joined
The Union and certain people tried to take me out of my role. That was my
mistake. That was where I went wrong. I screwed up Fujita. Don’t make the same
mistakes I made. But at the same time, when you look at me, don’t think I’m
gonna be the man that you beat to get ahead. I ain’t a stepping stone here. I’m
a man, essa. And about five minutes from now you’re gonna see that as you’re on
you’re back and I come crashing down on ya’. So if ya’ haven’t heard it already…
and ya’ still need to learn… if ya’ can’t stand this Latino Heat… then stay out
of my kitchen… because essa… you will get burned.
LILLY: His opponent...
From Tokyo, Japan...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...
Ryushi Fujita
("When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin begins to play and a single light
hits a small mirror ball above the wrestler's entrance, splitting the light into
thousands of "diamonds" that swirl across the crowd. A pretty good pop from the
crowd greets Ryushi Fujita as he walks out onto the stage area and he works the
crowd while Kojima stands guard. The duo slowly makes their way down and enters
the ring.)
*DING DING*
JR: They lock up.
Latino Heat takes Ryushi Fujita down with a spinning backbreaker.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Latino Heat uses a spinning backbreaker on Ryushi Fujita.
Latino Heat goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Ryushi Fujita counters it with
a go-behind.
Ryushi Fujita executes a T-Bone Suplex on Latino Heat.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita hits Latino Heat with a Northern Lights suplex.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ryushi Fujita hits a springboard huricanrana on Latino Heat.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita nails Latino Heat with a flying elbowdrop.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Ryushi Fujita hits a flying elbowdrop on Latino Heat.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Ryushi Fujita goes for a springboard huricanrana, but Latino Heat
side-steps and Ryushi Fujita only hits air.
Latino Heat slaps his chest.
The crowd is booing Latino Heat.
Latino Heat hits a power bomb on Ryushi Fujita.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Latino Heat uses a power bomb on Ryushi Fujita.
Earl Hepner counts: One, kickout.
Latino Heat runs into the ropes.
Latino Heat hits Ryushi Fujita with a kick.
Latino Heat takes Ryushi Fujita down with a spinning backbreaker.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Latino Heat hits a bodyslam on Ryushi Fujita.
Latino Heat takes Ryushi Fujita down with a slingshot somersault splash.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Latino Heat uses a snap suplex on Ryushi Fujita.
Heat whips Fujita into the corner and quickly charges in only to be met by a back elbow that staggers him back. Fujita quickly climbs the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a tornado DDT! Fujita quickly picks up Heat and slams him roughly to the mat. He then climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off and crashes down on the prone Heat with a flying
elbowsmash.
Ryushi Fujita kicks Latino Heat.
The chants for Ryushi Fujita are deafening.
Ryushi Fujita punches Latino Heat.
Ryushi Fujita whips Latino Heat into the ropes.
Latino Heat hits Ryushi Fujita with a kick.
Latino Heat hits Ryushi Fujita with a back suplex.
Latino Heat goes for a dropkick, but Ryushi Fujita side-steps and Latino Heat
only hits air.
Ryushi Fujita runs into the ropes.
Heat staggers Fujita with a couple of right jabs, he follows that up by sending Fujita to the ropes and goes for a clothesline as Fujita comes off the ropes. Fujita ducks the clothesline attempt and springs off the ropes and connects with a springboard dropkick that brings the fans to their feet
Ryushi Fujita goes for a clothesline, but Latino Heat counters it with a hiptoss
.
Latino Heat hits a power bomb on Ryushi Fujita.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Latino Heat gives the sign for the Frog Splash.
Latino Heat executes the Frog Splash on Ryushi Fujita.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
Latino Heat is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
*DING DING*
LILLY: The winner is Latino Heat!
JR: We'll be right back!
>>>
JR: I'm getting word that Michael Bole is
standing with Tyrone Smith backstage for an interview. Michael, take it
away!
(The scene cuts to Bole and Tyrone backstage. Tyrone seems to have
a look of concern on his face as though he is distracted by something
else)
Bole: Thanks JR. Tyrone, tonight we saw Rachel Pitt and Sarah Lyn
in a match to decide who is yours. As we all know Sarah, you're ex-wife,
won. What are you feelings about the match.
Tyrone: (still appearing
concerned yet distracted) Yeah... well, both girls fought hard. I'm proud of
both of em... what more can I say?
Bole: (surprised) Well, for the last
year and a half you've, in your own words, "loathed" Sarah. Now you and her
are... well, I assume are... together. How do you feel about
that?
Tyrone: We aren't anyt'in' yet... just cuz she won dat match... but
yer right, I did have a troubled past few years wit' her, but dat doesn't
take away da decaded an' a half friendship I've had wit' her... so I dunno
Bole.. it's all so confusin'... why don't ya ask 'bout somet'in'
different.
Bole: Well, what about Tobey Milik....
Tyrone:
NEXT!!
Bole: Uh... well, your match against the Judge for the Hardcore
title. The last time you went after the Hardcore belt was in a three-way
Ultra-Violent Hardcore Match against Hardcore Harry and Tamer. You fell
short then and the time before you walked out on the match against Harry
only to be jumped by Harry later on that night. Are you concerned of your
chances to win tonight against the Judge, who has been on quite a roll
lately with the hardcore title?
Tyrone: (still distracted) Well...
no... Judge's a little grunt punk. It's gonna be a walk in da park
destroyin' dis kid! I swear, I've had a problem wit' him ever since he came
up out of da Tuff Enuff trainin' camp... always had dis rass chip on his
shoulder... I'ma finally whip his @$$ for all his (beep) I had to put up
wit' back den. But yo, Bole... i need to go check in on Sar... er...
Rachel... see how she's doing. Her burns on her stomach look
bad.
Bole: Um... Tyrone... Sarah was burned on the stomach, not
Rachel.....
Tyrone: Whatever Bole, I need to go check on
her!
(Tyrone walks off)
JR: It looks like Tyrone is more concerned
about the woman who ruined his life than on the young girl who just risked
her body in a losing effort to show Tyrone how much she loves
him.
King: Yeah, well... I've always said Tyrone's a moron JR! I'm just
waiting for this to bite him right in his....
JR: Well, let's go to
Slim Jim.
>>>
Slim Jim: I am outside the locker room of Team Beautiful. They should be coming out at any time now to go to the ring.
(The door opens as Tazan Boy and Rey Bucanerro step out.)
Jim: Gentlemen, may I have a word with you.
Tazan: Any time Jim.
Rey: It is always a pleasure to speak to you.
Jim: Rumors have been flying that Eco System only took this match so that they could get and "easy win" so they could go on to Bruisermania.
Tazan: They have been talking about how great they are. But they still have not shown us anything. They still know that we are the better tag team.
Rey: They wanted a Norwegian Ambulance match... Who did they beg to get a match that would favor them?
Tazan: It just amazes me that they think that they can face us over and over and think that they can beat us.
Rey: Sooner or later those tag team belts will be back around our waists again.
Jim: It is also rumored that Eco System is favored in this match.
Tazan: Duh... Essa, it in their favor. But we have been thinking why was this not a Mexican Ambulance match? But that is why they are the champions. They have enough stroke to get this match. But it does not matter to us at all.
Rey: Mineral and Inferno have been very sucessful ever sinc e we had to step out for a time. But we are here tonight to prove that we are back and that we are a force here in the tag team rankings.
Tazan: Eco System, the two of you have not shown anyone that you deserve to still be champions. I have been trying to figure out what we have been doing wrong and I think I know what it is... Eco System, you will find out what true latino heat is all about.
Rey: Yeah, what he said.
(Team Beautiful walk off leaving Slim Jim.)
Jim: You heard it here first folks.
>>>
(The scene opens up to the backstage area where we see the already
beat up Tobey Miliken walking confidently down the hall. **Obviously,
the beatings earlier have put Tobey in a state of confusion** He is wearing nothing but his ring attire, and has a pretty cocky look on his face. He goes to turn the corner but runs right into Rachel. She has something behind her back.)
Rachel: Well hello there, honey bun!
(Tobey just grins at her thinking she is actually interested in him. Rachel’s attitude changes and she whips out a beer bottle, cracking it over Tobey’s head! Glass flutters everywhere and Tobey falls like a sack of bricks.)
Rachel: Sorry Charlie, but you need to get your facts straight before you go running your mouth about people you don’t know! Consider this a warning!
(Rachel tosses aside the remains of the bottle, and spits on Tobey’s face.)
Rachel: See ya around toots.
Fade…
>>>
LILLY: This contest is a Norwegian Ambulance tag team match scheduled for
one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
The BMWF World Tag Team Champions...
Inferno... Mineral... ECO-SYSTEM
PA: ECO-LIFE! WAKE ME UP!
(Evanesence's "Bring Me
To Life" plays over the PA system as the Eco-System comes out brandishing
their tag belts. They saunter down to ringside and hop up to the apron. They
climb between the ropes, and hand their belts to the referee. They pace in
anticipation.)
King: Inferno and Mineral not talking? That's new! HA
HA!
Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 427 pounds...
Rey Bucanerro... Tazan Boy... TEAM BEAUTIFUL
("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Team Beautiful make their way down to the ring. They do not stop for anyone this time as they slide under the ropes. Tazan Boy and Mineral get nose to nose as does Rey Bucanerro and Inferno. The referee seperates the four men.)
Tazan: You have come out here week after week talking about how great you are Eco System. But you have been the luckiest tag team ever in the BMWF.
Rey: I think they have a horseshoe stuck up their...
Tazan: But after tonight, we will prove that we are the greatest tag team in the BMWF. You have made a mockery of the tag team titles like no one else ever.
Rey: We will bring pride back to those belts.
Tazan: Now we have a message to all our Latino fans out there.
Rey: Esta noche, haremos los campeones del equipo de la etiqueta una vez más. Demostraremos el mundo una vez más qué orgullo latino es. Eco System, usted ahora nos hemos encolerizado a los extremos y después de esta noche probaremos a usted que usted no es el merecer de esos títulos.
Tazan: What he said was this.... Tonight, we will become the tag team champions once more. We will show the world once more what Latin pride is. Eco System, you have angered us to now ends and after tonight we will prove to you that you are not deserving of those titles.
*DING DING*
JR: Inferno and Mineral are not waiting to start this match! They're
attacking Team Beautiful on the ramp!
Inferno sends Tazan Boy flying with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mineral takes down Rey Buccanerro with a hard right hand.
Inferno and Mineral grab the two Team Beautiful members and headbutt them
together.
King: A good old meeting of the minds by Inferno and Mineral!
(Inferno and Mineral walk down to the ring apron and pull out two metal
baseball bats. They start swinging the bats as they size up Rey and Tazan.)
King: Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ba dee bum!
JR: CHARGE!-Oh now you're making me look stupid!
KING: That doesn't take much!
JR: Inferno and Mineral nail Rey and Tazan with baseball bat shots to the head.
Mineral begins choking out Rey Buccanerro with the baseball bat.
Inferno lifts Tazan up and runs him headfirst into the ambulance windshield.
King: Ouch! That had to hurt!
(Inferno drops Tazan on the steel ramp and scales the ambulance. Inferno
stands on the back of the ambulance and suddenly makes a run for it. He flips off
the top, nailing Tazan with a 360 -degree leg drop.)
JR: THAT WAS AMAZING! Great athleticism by Inferno!
Mineral relinquishes his choke, causing a limp Rey to fall to the ground.
Mineral positions Rey for a powerbomb,and hooks him up.
Mineral runs straightfoward toward the ambulance, powerbombing Rey into the
already cracked windshield, shattering it.
JR: My gosh, Rey's back may be broken!
Inferno tries to put Tazan Boy in the ambulance.
Tazan Boy blocks it.
Inferno whips Tazan Boy into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mineral comes over to make it two-on-one.
Inferno and Mineral hit Tazan Boy with a double slingshot.
Inferno and Mineral hit Tazan Boy with a double snap suplex.
Inferno and Mineral hit Tazan Boy with a double powerbomb.
Inferno throws Tazan Boy into the guardrail.
Inferno goes for the Sun Flare, but Tazan Boy counters it with floatover.
Tazan Boy whips Inferno into the guardrail.
Tazan Boy throws Inferno into the ringpost.
Tazan Boy shoves Inferno into the guardrail.
Rey Bucanerro comes over to make it two-on-one.
JR: This has been brutal.
King: I don't understand how the referee can control this match?
JR: Mineral and Inferno both miss with wild punches.... Sitout powerbombs on Eco System by Team Beautiful!!!!!
King: Come on Eco System!!!! Fight back!!!!
JR: Mineral and Inferno are trying to stand up.... MEXICAN STANDOFF!!!!!!
King: Mineral and Inferno's heads just crashed into each other!!!!!
JR: Team Beautiful are dragging Eco System to the ambulance..... Mineral is in the ambulance.Inferno is fighting back.
King: Come on Inferno!!!!
JR: Rey and Tazan grab Inferno by the hair and just slammed him face first into the rampway!!!!! They have him at the door of the ambulance!!!!
Aquatic comes from behind and distracts Tazan Boy.
Inferno reenters the ring.
Tazan Boy rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Inferno chops Tazan Boy.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Inferno chops Tazan Boy.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Tazan Boy punches Inferno.
Rey Bucanerro nails Inferno with a bodyslam.
Rey Bucanerro works the crowd.
Rey Bucanerro is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rey Bucanerro hoists Inferno high into the air with a vertical suplex, then send
s Inferno crashing hard to the mat.
Rey Bucanerro hits a dropkick on Inferno.
Rey Bucanerro goes for a flying dropkick, but Inferno ducks out of the way.
Mineral enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Inferno and Mineral whip Rey Bucanerro into the ropes.
They hit Rey Bucanerro with a double kick to the midsection.
Mineral leaves the ring.
Inferno hoists Rey Bucanerro high into the air with a vertical suplex, then send
s Rey Bucanerro crashing hard to the mat.
Inferno sends Rey Bucanerro into the turnbuckle.
Inferno runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Inferno takes Rey Bucanerro down with an arm bar.
Inferno goes for a powerbomb, but Rey Bucanerro blocks it.
Rey Bucanerro chops Inferno.
The crowd is cheering on Rey Bucanerro.
Rey Bucanerro hits Inferno.
Rey Bucanerro is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rey Bucanerro attempts to place Inferno on the turnbuckle, but Inferno
blocks it.
Rey Bucanerro attempts to place Inferno on the turnbuckle, but Inferno
blocks it.
Rey Bucanerro runs into the ropes.
Inferno goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rey Bucanerro counters it with
a facerake.
Rey Bucanerro whips Inferno into the ropes.
Rey Bucanerro executes a dropkick on Inferno.
Rey Bucanerro attempts to place Inferno on the turnbuckle, but Inferno
blocks it.
Rey Bucanerro goes for a slap, but Inferno blocks it.
Mineral and Inferno whip Rey Bucanerro into the ropes.
Mineral and Inferno hit Rey Bucanerro with a double sidewalk slam.
JR:Inferno and Mineral both get steel chairs from under the ring.
They nail Rey and Tazan with them, taking them down.
Inferno slaps Mineral's chest.
Inferno: MINERAL! GET THE TABLES!
King: HA HA! They think they're the Dutleyz!
(Mineral pulls a large table out from under the arena and sets it up. Inferno
and Mineral grab Rey Buccannero and hook him up.)
JR: Oh come on.....they're not going to do this....
The Eco-System Nature's Fury's Rey through the table.
As the camera zooms in, we see Rey is bleeding.
Tazan Boy gets up, and we see he is bleeding from the earlier chairshot.
JR: BOTH TEAM BEAUTIFUL MEMBERS ARE BLEEDING! THE ECO-SYSTEM IS HALFWAY THERE!
JR: The Eco-System is back in the ring and stomping away on Team Beautiful!
Inferno picks Tazan Boy up and flings him out of the ring.
Mineral grabs Rey Buccannerro and does the same.
Inferno and Mineral climb to the top turnbuckles.
JR: What are they doing here? Inferno and Mineral are 10 feet up!
(Inferno jumps off and nails Tazan Boy with a flying legdrop. Mineral jumps
off and nails Rey Buccanerro with a flying Avalanche. The crowd is cheering
despite the Eco-System's heeldom.)
JR: MY GOSH, TEAM BEAUTIFUL COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED THERE!
Inferno pulls a concrete globe out from under the ring.
He nails both Tazan and Rey with it, bloodying them further.
The Eco-System grabs both members of Team Beautiful and pull them up the ramp.
JR: THIS IS GOING TO BE IT! TEAM BAUTIFUL IS OUT!
KING: Team who?
(The Eco-System goes around the back of the ambulance and throws open the
doors. They throw Rey in with relative ease, but Tazan Boy is still struggling.)
King: Wait a second, JR! This might not be over!
JR: Maybe not.....OR MAYBE SO! MINERAL'S GOT BRASS KNUCKLES!
KING: Master Z should lock his locker!
JR Mineral nails Tazan Boy with a brass knuckle shot, knocking him out.
Rey attempts to crawl out of the ambulance, but Inferno throws Tazan's body
at him.
Rey and Tazan fall back, and the Eco-System slams the doors.
*DING DING*
Lilly: Here are your winners......and STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.......INFERNO
AND MINERAL, THE ECO-SYSTEM!
(As Eco-System is about to leave, "The Director" Shawn Rollins steps out on the
entrance way and begins.)
Shawn: Good match Eco-System, I was mildly
impressed with your match, but only mildly. But that is not the real reason I
came out here. FIRST OF ALL STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE AT! I am not here to fight
but to make you an offer. An offer as my friend Marlon Brando would say, that
you can't refuse. Here we go. At Bruisermania, THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH. How
about we make a match that is truly only fitting for Bruisermania. I will put my
client against one of your men in a one on one match with a great twist to
it. If the man you choose out of Prime Time, beats my client, then you can
have Tobey Miliken for the following Bedlam, at your beck and call for that
whole night. He can pack your bags, escort you to the ring, HECK, he will even
do the 8 on 1 match that everyone has been trying to get to transpire. Whatever
you want him to do, he is your property for that one night. HOWEVER, if my
client wins, Rachel becomes property of Tobey Miliken for that one night. I am
putting Tobey on the line for one night, and you are putting Rachel on the line
for one night. Now you don't have to answer now. But I do want an answer next
week at Bedlam. YOU HAVE ONE WEEK to talk about it, think about then
answer.
(Shawn leaves while they both stand there looking at each
other.)
KING: Well, that 8 on 1 match might happen sooner
than these guys think!
JR: WHAT?!
>>>
(The BruiserTron lights up, revealing a computerized representation of the solar
system. The shot starts to zoom in, traveling past Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and
all the other planets as it homes in on Earth. We break through the atmosphere,
clouds parting, as the focus sets on the continent of North America. We pull in
closer, as a glowing outline surrounds North America. Closer still, and the
state of California is highlighted. Closer and closer...southern California.
Faster and faster we zoom in until, in a rush of colour and light, we find
ourselves landing right in front of the Prime Time Mansion! Suddenly, the
Bruisertron becomes fuzzy and then switches to a scence of LoweDown sitting on a
couch with the remote control in his hand.)
LD: That's enough of that
crap! Here is the bWo Show, directly from our stay in the Prime Time
mansion!
(The bWo theme hits as we cut to shots of bWo members beating
down Prime Time members as the music continues to play...Big Kev Nash executing
a powerbomb on Kolic, The Executioner hitting The Execution on Mineral, Judge
Moody nailing the Moody Slam on Rachel Pitt, Flame hitting The Extinguisher on
Aquatic, Kurt Dangle executing an Ankle Lock on Inferno, White Lightning hitting
The Flash on Truck, The Judge nailing Tamer with the Gavel Smash and finally
LoweDown hitting Vernon Vanderbilt with the Downlowe! The credits wrap up,
telling us this is "A bWo Production, made possible by Prime Time getting their
@sses beat.")
(The Scene comes in as White Lightning, Lowedown, The
Judge, Flame, and the Executioner are all standing in the living room of the
Prime Time mansion. Lowedown has a keg beside him, and on the table beside Flame
are a variety of mixed drinks.)
Lowedown: Lightning, you better have
invited some good guests!
White Lightning: Well, last night, I went out
scouting
Flame: Scouting for what?
White Lightning: Women, of
course. I would like to introduce you to only the finest of women from the LA
area.
(Suddenly the front door swings open and about 20 women walk into
the house. White Lightning walks over to the women and puts his arms around two
of them.)
White Lightning: ENJOY! Let's get this party started! Now to
the head of the show!
Lowedown: Like I said before, a party ain't a party
until Lightning invites you!
White Lightning: Ladies, drink as much as
you like, I'm sure myself or the Judge will be able to take care of you if you
get too intoxicated!
(White Lightning takes the first drink and the party
is started! The girls come in and sit down around the bWo members and they start
enjoying some drinks when the doorbell rings.)
White Lightning: Who the
hell can that be?
Judge: Don't worry...it's probably just some more girls
who want some bWo action!
(The Judge gets up and heads to the front door
as the cameras follow. The Judge opens the door, blocking the camera's
view.)
Judge: What the hell do you want?
(The Judge swings the
door open further, revealing none other than Tobey Miliken!)
Miliken: I
just came because I wanted to party with you guys! You guys seem like you know
how to have a good time!
Judge: And what makes you think we want you
here? This is a bWo members only party!
Miliken: Well, it would really
tick Prime Time off if you let me stay in their house considering I'm not their
best friend right now...
(The Judge smiles.)
Judge: Fine, and to
stir up some fun, I'll even let you sleep in Rachel Pitt's room!
(Tobey
Miliken and The Judge head back into the living room where a girl is now dancing
on the coffee table to the bWo's delight. Tobey Miliken grabs a seat on a couch
next to the bWo members as the girl on the table begins to remove her top but
her back is to the camera so we can't see anything. White Lightning gets to his
feet and looks into the camera.)
White Lightning: Now, the cameras must
leave, because some things are about to go down that can't be shown, even on
PPV!
(The Bruisertron fades and then opens up to see most of the drinks
are empty. The camera sees a few women leaving the house. We zoom in on a clock
to see that it is 2:30 in the morning. The camera pans upstairs to the room
where Lowedown is staying to see Flame in the room with him. Lowedown sees the
camera.)
Lowedown: Get that outta here!
(The door closes and the
camera goes to the Judge's room. It appears as if the Judge is in the room with
two of the women. Then suddenly, the door slams shut. Soon after White Lightning
walks into the picture.)
White Lightning: The Judge is just giving those
two women their punishment! Anyway, I have decided to venture around the house.
So follow me.
(White Lightning walks over to Aquatic's room. White
Lightning opens a drawer next to Aquatic's bed. White Lightning pulls out a
picture.)
White Lightning: Aww...How nice, Aquatic has a picture of me!
It's pretty sad that she married Inferno. Ok, now let me try to find what I
really came for. I am going to try to find Rachel's thongs.
(White
Lightning walks into Rachel's room. White Lightning is shown opening every
drawer he sees. He looks through the closet and under the bed and apparently
doesn't find anything.)
White Lightning: Well, it looks as if they are
well hidden...maybe Tobey Miliken took them on his way out!
(White
Lightning walks out of Rachel's room and then walks into Kolic's
room.)
White Lightning: Well, well, we are in the genius's
room!
(White Lightning walks around the room and picks up a book he sees
lying on the floor near Kolic's bed.)
White Lightning: "How to be smart,
when you really aren't" What the hell? AhHa! I have discovered the mystery.
Kolic really isn't smart, he just acts like he is!
(White Lighting walks
over to Kolic's desk and picks up a small bottle.)
White Lightning: "IQ
Pills" BLEEP! Kolic is one weird kid! Enough of this, I have some women I have
to attend to.
(White Lightning walks out of the room and walks back to
the room he is staying in as the Bruisertron fades. The scene opens up again,
this time at 3:30 in the morning where The Judge is shown sitting in Vernon
Vanderbilt's office. He sits behind a desk as the camera zooms in on
him.)
Judge: Wow Vernon, this is a nice office.
(The Judge gets up
and walks over to a tall bookshelf. He sees a rolling ladder and grabs
it.)
Judge: I've always wanted to do this.
(The Judge jumps on the
rolling ladder, pushing himself down the bookshelves, knocking down all the
books on the way there. The Judge jumps off at the end and smiles at all the
books on the floor. He bends down and picks one up.)
Judge: "Men, Makeup,
and You: 150 Successful Ways for Men to Use Makeup"
(The Judge cringes
and tosses the book aside.)
Judge: Vernon, you are so weird I'm starting
to wonder why I even wanted to stay in this stupid house.
(Suddenly the
doors open and a girl in a bikini walks in with what seems like the head of a
statue.)
Girl: Judge, me and Sasha accidently broke this, you don't think
Prime Time will have to pay too much money to get it fixed, do you?
(The
Judge turns back towards the camera.)
Judge: Now I remember.
(The
Judge turns towards the girl.)
Judge: Why don't you and your friend Sasha
meet me up in Truck's room and I will decide your punishment.
(The girl
giggles as The Judge and her head out of Vernon's office. The Bruisertron goes
black and then comes on a scene of Lowedown tossing his bag inside Tamer's room
and then smiling for a moment...) Lowedown: Hmmmmm...what kind of
bullbleep could I get myself into here? (Flame makes her way from behind
her husband and then shudders when she looks in front of
her...) Lowedown:What's wrong with you? Flame:Please tell me we
don't have to sleep on that bed please? Lowedown:I told you we would
change the sheets and everything. Flame:We need to do more than
that. Lowedown:Like what? Flame:Like burn the bed and have
another one shipped here like ASAP! Lowedown:I'm sure it's not that
bad. Flame:Okay then. How about this? We have to sleep on the same bed
that Tamer has had sex on. (Lowedown shudders for a moment and is barely
able to keep his lunch down at the thought and then grabs his cell
phone...) Lowedown:I can have a new bed here in two
hours. (The camera cuts to the grand entrance of the
Prime Time mansion at 7:00 the next day where LoweDown, White Lightning, and The
Judge are shown standing with spraypaint cans in their hands. The Judge notices
the camera and addresses it.)
LD: Well, it looks like our stay in the
Prime Time mansion is almost up, but we want you guys to have a little something
to remember us by. Let's go boys!
(White Lightning starts spraypainting
black paint all over the wall in the shape of a lower case b, as The Judge then
follows with an uppercase W. LoweDown finally finishes it up with a lowercase
o.)
LD: The bWo is for life boys, just remember that when you even think
about messing with it again! Oh, by the way, I left the bill from the drinking
party on your dresser Vernon, I hope you Prime Timers have enough money to cover
it! See ya guys at No Way In!
(The three bWo members admire their
handiwork before grabbing their luggage and heading out the front door where the
bWo limo is waiting for them.)
(Suddenly the front door of the PT Mansion shatters from the hinges. Master Z stands in the doorway holding a baseball bat. Master Z charges at the bWo members swinging wildly. He first makes contact with White Lightning, then Judge. For a split second he makes eye contact with Lowedown before planting two homerun swings into his face. Just as fast as he entered, Master Z turns and bolts back through the door.)
>>>
JR: Tell me that man isn't crazy! Master Z making the trip all the way to the PT Mansion taping! Talk about hatred for the bWo!
KING: I love it, JR! Did you see the look on the bWo's face when Master Z came busting through that door! Never in a million years did they expect that!
JR: Well one thing is sure, King. Master Z has pulled off yet another stunt! One of these days he's going to slip up and he'll be in trouble!
KING: Master Z must have felt guilty for getting Prime Time disqualified in that match last week.... NAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>>
(The scene opens in the Prime time locker room. Tamer is throwing
punches.)
Tamer: No way In, February twenty-third, two-thousand-and-four.
A night to remember. The last Pay-Per-View stop before BruiserMania. Some
things that happen tonight could affect the grandest stage of them all.
Tonight I face the Headhunter
(Tamer stops throwing punches and turn
to face the camera.)
Tamer: Headhunter came back with a head of steam, at
the Bedlam Bowl. He started of like he was invincible. Attacking Kurt
Dangle, Challenging the US champ. Then he decided for the hell of it, for
the pure fun of it all, to attack me. Big mistake. Maybe Headhunter thought
I would just ignore it. Maybe he thought it would scare me. Or perhaps he
thought I’d go to fight him and it would be like before. Well um, wrong,
wrong, and oh yeah wrong. You see Headhunter I’ve been through a lot since
you ran back to Britain. I’ve evolved. I have found my true self. I have
honed my skills. I didn’t win this belt by luck. I won it because I have
what it takes to get it done in that ring. You…well you think you can take
down anyone. Then next thing you know Dangle’s getting the one, two, three
over your imported @$$.
(Tamer grin)
Tamer: so after you attacked
me I called you out. I am impressed you stepped up. But then again what
choice did you have, if you didn’t take the challenge you’d look like a
hypocrite. But last week when we were in the ring and I was talking. I could
see the sweat dripping down your face; I could see the fear in your eyes.
I’ve got you second guessing yourself; can you get the job done? Can you
take on America? Can you beat me and win the Gold Belt? All these questions
are starting to run through your brain. I’ve hacked in. And there aint a
damn thing you can do about it. You see Headhunter; I’ve already won half
the battle. You’re a psyching yourself out. When you walk into that ring
tonight you might as well jump through a table. You’re may already be
thinking of excuses. Perhaps you’ll call it a fluke, maybe you’ll blame it
on Black, or maybe the table will be at fault. I don’t know and I don’t
care. Because if even a little of what I said has entered your psyche and
I’m sure it has. You’re done for.
(Tamer picks up his title and puts it
on his shoulder.)
Tamer: You have no way in to this match. I took you out
of the equation last week. Right now it’s just time that’s holding that lose
away from you. But the clock is almost done ticking down. It’s almost game
time. It’s almost Prime Time. The tables are ready, I’m ready, Blacks even
ready to sit in the front row. But are you? Are you ready for a big match
like this? Are you ready for the crowd, the defining chants? Are you ready
for the pain, the impact? Are you ready for me? Can you stay focused? Or is
your brain scrambled? So many thoughts running through it. I don’t think you
can take it tonight. Time will tell the story of this match. If you can
focus Headhunter I really hope you…
(Tamer clears his throat and
stares deeply into the camera.)
Tamer: PREPARE TO BE
TAMED!!!
FADE
>>>
JR: Let’s go backstage where Michael Bole is standing by with The
Headhunter.
(The scene opens in the backstage area. The Headhunter
stands besides Michael Bole.)
BOLE: Thanks JR. This man beside me
will later tonight take on Tamer in a match which is a first for the BMWF.
Each man has the task of putting his opponent through a table with their
flag painted upon it. So tonight, The Headhunter will be hoping to put Tamer
through the wood with the Stars and Stripes upon it!
HEADHUNTER: Whoa
Bole, correct yourself, I WILL be putting Tamer through the table! It is my
destiny here tonight to destroy Tamer. I identified Tamer as the typical
American and it is symbolic that I annihilate him, and take away his
treasured possession.
BOLE: That would be the Gold Belt. Although you say
that you don’t care about the belt, some suggest that you will be using the
belt as a bargaining tool to get the US title.
HEADHUNTER: That is
rubbish. The Gold Belt is nothing, it is a worthless title, so there isn’t a
chance that it will get me closer to the US Title. I will get there on my
own eventually. Yes, I will have my eye on the US Title fall of the match
later tonight.
BOLE: Let me ask you about Kurt Dangle. He attacked you
after your match on Monday night. What are your comments?
HEADHUNTER:
Yet again we have another American punk who’s bitten off more than he can
chew. I thought that I had taught him a lesson when I left him bloody the
other week, but I guess he hasn’t got the picture. But, if he wants another
lesson he can meet me in the ring. In fact, when I win the Gold Belt, he can
have the first shot. I know how he loves gold so much.
BOLE: What about
William Black? He has promised to be at ringside tonight. And, he says that
if Tamer doesn’t do the job, he will.
HEADHUNTER: Black is nothing, if
Tamer can’t get the job done then he definitely won’t. He can try if he
wants, but I might have a table waiting for him. You can line them all up,
Tamer, Black and Dangle. It will be a massacre! Now Bole, I’ve got to get
ready, so get lost!
(The Headhunter walks away leaving Bole
alone.)
BOLE: There you have it, The Headhunter heading into the first
ever Patriotic Flag Table Match for the Gold Belt. Let’s get back to the
action.
>>>
(The camera opens in the main hall of the arena. At ringside two referees
are setting up a table each, one on one side of the ring, and the other on
the opposite. As the camera focuses in it reveals that the tables have flags
painted on them. The one of the right of the ring has Old Glory; the flag of
the United States, the one on the left of the ring has the Union Jack, the
flag of the United Kingdom. Several more of each table rest against the
guardrail not set up.)
JR: We are ready for the cross-Atlantic
battle. The Headhunter and Tamer, one on one, in the Patriotic Flag Table
Match for the Gold Belt. The winner will be the superstar who puts his
opponent through the table with the opponent’s flag upon it!
KING: So
Tamer has to put The Headhunter through the table with the British flag on
it?
JR: Yes!
KING: I hope that happens JR! These two hate each
other, this should be great.
LILLY GARCIA: The following contest is
the Patriotic Flag Table Match for the BMWF Gold Belt!
(The scene
switches to the entrance stage. The lights in the arena fade. The PA begins
to play a sound of thunder. A cross target appears on the Bruisertron. It
moves around the screen, quickly at first but then slows until it locks in
the centre of the screen. The words TARGET ACQUIRED appear at the foot of
the screen. A huge pyro explodes above the Bruisertron. "AT LEAST LOOK AT ME
WHEN YOU SHOOT A BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD, THROUGH MY HEAD, THROUGH MY HEAD"
blasts across the PA and the rest of "Bullets" by Creed follows. The
Headhunter appears in the entranceway and begins to walk towards the
ring.)
LILLY GARCIA: Making his way to the ring from London, England,
weighing in at three hundred and two pounds…..THE HEADHUNTER!!!!
JR:
He returned out of the blue one month ago at the Bedlam Bowl, and since then
he has made an impact like never before. If we thought that this man hated
our great country before, we were going to be amazed. His hatred appears to
have grown to an almost insane level, and it seems that he will stop at
nothing to hurt this country.
KING: This guy is dangerous; we just don’t
know how far he will go.
(He reaches the ring and rolls under the bottom
rope. He stands in the centre of the ring, raises his hand to his neck and
cuts across his throat with his thumb in the traditional cut throat manner.
As his thumb reaches the far side of his throat, a pyro rocket shoots from
the lighting rig towards the top of the ramp. As it hits the whole of the
front of the stage erupts in pyro flames. The Headhunter stares down at
William Black who sits at ringside.)
JR: What factor will William
Black be in this contest? He says that if Tamer can’t get the job done on
The Headhunter, he will.
(The Headhunter moves away and walks around the
ring looking down at the tables. He moves over to the right side of the
ring, towards the table with the US flag painted on it. He shakes his head
and spits down onto the table. The crowd erupts in a deafening boo. The
music fades.)
JR: How disrespectful can this man get?!
KING: Here
comes Tamer! Hopefully he’ll teach him some respect!
LILLY: His opponent...
Fighting out of Tucson, AZ...
Weighing in at 263 pounds...
The BMWF Gold Belt Champion...
Tamer
PA: PREPARE TO BE TAMED!
(The
lights dim the sound of a whip cracking thunders throughout the arena. “Hit
the Floor" by Linkin Park hits the PA system as red and blue lights begin to
strobe. From each side of the stage Blue fire shoots up arching towards the
middle of the stage meeting in n explosion of smoke. Tamer walks out from
behind the smoke. Tamer stands at the top of the ramp soaking in the crowd.
Tamer pats his title that is around his waste. Tamer rolls his neck and
begins to make his way down the ramp. Tamer hops up on the apron and enters
the ring. Tamer takes his title and places it on his shoulder. Tamer climbs
on the turnbuckle and raises his title in the air. Tamer goes to all four
corners. Tamer then stands in the middle of the ring and pats his title,
then turns around in a circle pointing to the crowd. )
JR: OK, folks we're ready to get this match
underway!
(Kurt Dangle's theme plays as Kurt comes to the stage wearing his stars and stripes
sweatsuit. he is followed by Joe Gomer who has an American Flag he
is waving. Following them is Sgt. Slobber.)
KING: Look! It's Team USA!
*DING DING*
(Tamer starts do a little robot dance routine. Headhunter is fuming.
Headhunter charges Tamer. Tamer drop toe holds Headhunter. Headhunters faces
smashes into the bottom turnbuckle pad. Tamer moonwalks backwards.)
JR: Tamer is playing small mind games here.
(Tamer starts shouting*USA* at the top of his lungs.)
Team USA & Crowd: USA!! USA!! USA!!!
King: Think he’s annoyed the Headhunter yet?
JR: If you want to downplay it..
I’d say yes Headhunter’s annoyed.
Tamer and Headhunter are exchanging blows
Tamer nails The Headhunter with a DDT.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
Tamer hits The Headhunter with a German suplex.
Tamer sends The Headhunter into the turnbuckle.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Tamer hits The Headhunter with a kick.
Tamer whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
The Headhunter hits Tamer with a backdrop.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
Tamer hits The Headhunter with an elbow.
Tamer dances the Robot.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
Tamer hits the Reverse DDT on The Headhunter.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
Tamer whips The Headhunter into the ropes, but The Headhunter reverses it.
JR: The Headhunter hits a belly to belly suplex on Tamer
Tamer stays down
The Headhunter gives a cutthroat signal to the crowd
The Headhunter points to the table with the US flag upon it outside the ring
KING: He’s going for it already JR!
JR: The Headhunter raises Tamer up
The Headhunter hoists Tamer up in the Gorilla Press position
The Headhunter slowly begins to move towards the rope
KING: He’s going to throw him from the ring through the table!
(Suddenly the camera shifts onto William Black in the audience. After a
moment he stands and leaps over the guardrail.)
KING: Hey, what’s going on down there?
JR: William Black has just jumped the guardrail!
KING: I knew he wouldn’t stay out of this!
(Black slides under the bottom rope into the ring and stands up.)
JR: What is he doing? Get him out of there!
Black runs at The Headhunter
Black hits a chop block on the back of The Headhunter’s knee
The Headhunter drops Tamer
The Headhunter drops to his knees
Black begins a flurry of punches into the body of The Headhunter
The Headhunter falls onto the mat
Black waits in the corner raising his arm. He's begging Headhunter to get
up
The Headhunter slowly gets to his feet
Black comes out of the corner blasting The Headhunter with a flying forearm
The Headhunter falls flat onto the mat
Black is trash talking The Headhunter
Black signals for the Empty Chamber
The crowd cheers
KING: I can’t believe that the people are cheering William Black!
JR: I think it has something to do with what he just did. They’ll probably
think he’s still a jackBLEEP!
(A “USA” chant begins. Black seems to be leading the chant.)
JR: The Headhunter slowly starts to get up
Black continues to lead the chant
The Headhunter groggily gets to his feet
KING: Black better watch out!
JR: Black turns around
The Headhunter growls towards Black
Black runs at The Headhunter
Black hooks The Headhunter up for an Empty Chamber
The Headhunter counters the Empty Chamber with an elbow to the side of the
head
The Headhunter knocks Black down with a right hand
The Headhunter raises Black up
The Headhunter whips Black into the ropes
Black bounces off the ropes
The Headhunter throws Black over the top rope
Black crashes through the table at ringside
KING: Well, if he couldn’t get Tamer through it, I’m sure Black will make up
for it!
JR: Black is out down there!
Tamer hits The Headhunter in the back of the head with a forearm
Tamer takes The Headhunter down with an Asai moonsault.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
Tamer hits The Headhunter with a sidewalk slam.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
TEAM USA & CROWD: USA! USA! USA!
JR: Tamer goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but The Headhunter blocks it.
The Headhunter hits a sidewalk slam on Tamer.
The Headhunter uses a running powerslam on Tamer.
The Headhunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Headhunter gives the cut throat signal.
The Headhunter further incites the crowd.
The Headhunter goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tamer counters it with
a facerake.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Tamer hits The Headhunter with an elbow.
Tamer executes a Northern Lights suplex on The Headhunter.
Tamer executes the The Whip on The Headhunter.
Tamer hits a Russian legsweep on The Headhunter.
Tamer goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Headhunter counters it with
an elbowsmash.
TEAM USA & CROWD: USA! USA! USA!
JR: The Headhunter throws Tamer into the turnbuckle.
The Headhunter hoists Tamer high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Tamer crashing hard to the mat.
The Headhunter executes a fallaway slam on Tamer.
The Headhunter hits Tamer with a jumping DDT.
The Headhunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Headhunter hits Tamer with a jumping DDT.
The Headhunter further incites the crowd.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter hits Tamer with a kick.
The Headhunter gives the cut throat signal.
The Headhunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
TEAM USA & CROWD: USA! USA! USA!
JR: The Headhunter takes Tamer down with a jumping DDT.
The Headhunter further incites the crowd.
The Headhunter runs into the ropes.
The Headhunter smacks Tamer with a devastating flying clothesline .
The Headhunter uses a running powerslam on Tamer.
The Headhunter hits Tamer with a piledriver.
The Headhunter further incites the crowd.
The Headhunter goes for a bearhug, but Tamer counters it with a facerake.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
Tamer chops The Headhunter.
Tamer punches The Headhunter.
Tamer runs into the ropes.
Tamer misses with a clothesline.
The Headhunter goes for a Gorilla Press, but Tamer blocks it.
Tamer goes for a DDT, but The Headhunter counters it with a backdrop.
The Headhunter gives the sign for the Targetbuster.
The Headhunter executes the Targetbuster on Tamer.
The Headhunter further incites the crowd.
The Headhunter catches Tamer in a bearhug.
Tamer grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
The Headhunter smacks Tamer with a devastating flying clothesline .
The Headhunter gives the cut throat signal.
The Headhunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Headhunter uses a fallaway slam on Tamer.
The Headhunter hoists Tamer high into the air with a vertical suplex, then sends
Tamer crashing hard to the mat.
The Headhunter chops Tamer.
The Headhunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Headhunter chops Tamer.
JR: Tamer searches under the ring
The Headhunter gets to his knees
The Headhunter puts his hand in his pocket
The Headhunter pulls out a set of Brass Knux
KING: Should he have those!
JR: I hate to say it but it is no disqualification
KING: Tamer better watch himself!
JR: Tamer pulls out a trash can from under the ring
Tamer slides into the ring
The Headhunter stands up
Tamer raises the trash can over his head
The Headhunter boots Tamer in the stomach
Tamer drops the trash can
The Headhunter smashes Tamer in the face with the Brass Knux
Tamer drops to the mat
Blood begins to flow from the face of Tamer
The Headhunter takes the Knux off his hand
KING: That should be it!
JR: The Headhunter drops out of the ring
The Headhunter grabs one of the tables with the US flag upon it
KING: He wants this over quickly doesn’t he!
JR: This is a risky environment King, anything could happen
The Headhunter slides the table into the ring
The Headhunter follows the table in
The Headhunter stands
The Headhunter sets the table up
The Headhunter raises Tamer up
The Headhunter pushes Tamer onto the table
The Headhunter points to the top rope
KING: He’s going up high JR!
JR: The Headhunter climbs to the top rope
The Headhunter dives off the top rope
The Headhunter attempts a diving headbutt onto Tamer
Tamer rolls out of the way
The Headhunter crashes through the table
The crowd goes wild
KING: ITS OVER!!!
JR: No, it isn’t. Tamer didn’t put him through the table, and anyway, it’s
the wrong flag!
KING: Oh.
JR: Both men are down
Tamer starts to get to his feet.
Tamer sets up The Headhunter on the announcers' table.
Tamer tries to drive The Headhunter through the table with an Asai moonsault,
but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
KING: Ow! I'll bet that now Tamer feels like Spike
Dutley!
JR: The Headhunter hits a right hand into the bloody face of Tamer
Tamer stumbles back into the ropes
The Headhunter takes a couple of steps back
The Headhunter hits a clothesline on Tamer
Tamer falls over the top rope
The Headhunter drops out of the ring
The Headhunter stomps sluggishly into Tamer’s chest
KING: These guys are tired now JR!
JR: They’ve given it all in this contest!
The Headhunter raises Tamer up
The Headhunter starts to drag Tamer up the ramp
KING: Where are they going?
JR: Tamer hits a weak right hand into the kidneys of The Headhunter
The Headhunter boots Tamer in the stomach
The Headhunter hits an implant DDT on Tamer onto the ramp
Tamer does not move
The Headhunter stands
The Headhunter moves off the side of the ramp
The Headhunter picks up a table with the US flag painted on it
The Headhunter sets the table up besides the stage
KING: What’s he doing?
JR: The Headhunter moves back towards Tamer
Tamer slowly gets to his knees
The Headhunter grabs Tamer by the back of the head
Tamer hits a low blow on The Headhunter
The Headhunter drops to his knees
KING: Aaaaaahhh, the crown jewels!
JR: Tamer gets to his feet
Tamer hits a flurry of right hands into The Headhunter’s face
Tamer drops off the ramp
Tamer grabs a steel chair
Tamer moves over towards The Headhunter
Tamer swings the chair
The Headhunter ducks
The Headhunter punches Tamer in the stomach
Tamer winces
The Headhunter stands
Tamer moves to swing the chair again
The Headhunter punches the chair into Tamer’s face
Tamer stumbles back
The Headhunter shakes his fist in pain
KING: The idiot hurt himself!
JR: The Headhunter boots Tamer in the stomach
The Headhunter hits a Piledriver on Tamer onto the ramp
KING: That’s gotta be Tamer done!
JR: The Headhunter drags Tamer to the top of the ramp
The Headhunter raises his arms in the air
The crowd boos loudly
The Headhunter gives the cut-throat signal
KING: He’s going for the Targetbuster on the stage?! He’ll kill him!
JR: The Headhunter raises Tamer up
The Headhunter hoist Tamer up in the vertical suplex position
The Headhunter pauses
The Headhunter slowly edges towards the edge of the stage
KING: He can’t do this!
JR: Tamer floatsover!!
KING: YAHHH!
JR: Tamer turns Headhunter around
Hard knee to the gut
Tamer is setting up Headhunter for a Powerbomb
King: The table with The Union Jack on it is right behind Tamer!
JR: Tamer hoist Headhunter up!
Tamer is turning around to face that table
Tamer sends Headhunter crashing through the table
Tamer powerbombed Headhunter through the Union Jack.
The crowd is behind Tamer all the way.
*DING DING*
Lilly: Here is your winner and Still Gold Belt Champion Tamer!
JR: We'll be right back!
>>>
(Michael Bole is standing inside Scotty Scott's locker room. He looks around the room but sees no Scotty. He picks up a cd that is sitting on a bench and looks at it. He sees that it is a 2 Pac cd, when Scotty walks into the room.)
Scotty: What are ya doin' in here?
Bole: I was told that you would be in here so I came on in.
Scotty: Well since yer in here.... But put muh cd down.
Bole: By the way, nice taste in music.
Scotty: I thought 'bout listenin' ta somethin' from back in the day.
Bole: But what I wanted to talk to you about was White Lightning. What are your thoughts going into this matchup?
Scotty: Muh thoughts 'bout White Lightnin'.... He is an over rated punk that is ridin' off the coat tails of the bWo. White Lightnin, yer thinkin' that yer a legend... That yer name should be mentioned in the same breath as Scotty Scott... Lowedown... Tyrone Smith... V... Master Z... Loki... Hollywood Mike.... Madman Poffo... But he is livin' in this dream world that he thinks that he has the same skills as any of the names I just mentioned. Man, ya can't even put him in the same league as Dreadnaught, who I just wanna puke when I hear his name. So ya wanna know muh thoughts on White Lightnin'? I thought I just flushed him down the toilet about a hour ago.
Bole: A few people out there believe that you are over the hill and have nothing left to do here in the BMWF.
Scotty: Let them say that ta muh face. That is more than likely the same people that thought that I would never become a World champion. But I proved them wrong... Just like tanight I am gonna prove all of these so-called experts wrong. At the end of the night.. Youg White Lightnin' will know only one thin'... He will know what pain is all 'bout.
Bole: Thanks for your time Scotty.
Scotty: Bole... Get out.
(Suddenly, someone comes running though the door!)
*CRACK*
(White Lightning nails the back of the head of Scotty Scott. Scotty falls down the ground and immediately grabs the back of his head.)
White Lightning: Just checking in on you. Don't worry, this is just a little taste of the @$$ kicking you'll be getting later tonight!
(White Lightning lays into Scotty with a few more chair shots to the body.)
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
(White Lightning laughs at Scotty for a moment before throwing down the chair and walking off as the camera fades…..)
>>>
LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is
for the BMWF LH or LW or whatever the name of this title is!
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez...
Hailing from Mexico City...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...
Mafioso
(The lights dim low as Tupac's Hit Em Up starts to play over the PA system.
The words ABOVE THE LAW scroll across the screen in old english letters as
Mafioso followed by Carlos come down the ramp and into the ring. Mafioso
gets on the second rope and puts both fists in the air)
LILLY: His opponent...
From Atlanta, GA...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...
The BMWF Light Heavyweight Champion...
Kolic
(The Bruisertron shows the following message:)
2 late
2 win
4 you it’s over
(“Yesterday” by StainD plays over the PA, and the crowd starts to boo.)
You don’t know what you put me through
But it’s okay, I’ve forgiven you
But in some way, I hope it (BLEEP) with you
Hope it (BLEEP) with you
(Kolic walks to the ring wearing the Lightweight title and sneers at the
crowd. He jumps off the top rope and savate kicks the air.)
Yesterday
A boy and already afraid
Locked deep inside, my place to hide
To hide from how you made me feel
*DING DING*
JR: They lock up.
Kolic hits spinning headscissors on Mafioso.
Kolic goes for a spin kick, but Mafioso ducks out of the way.
Mafioso goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Kolic blocks it.
Kolic sends Mafioso into the turnbuckle.
Kolic runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Kolic uses a Russian legsweep on Mafioso.
Kolic hits spinning headscissors on Mafioso.
Kolic smacks Mafioso with a devastating clothesline .
Kolic runs into the ropes.
Mafioso hits a superkick on Kolic.
There is no crowd reaction.
Mafioso hits Kolic with a superkick.
You could hear a pin drop.
Mafioso catches Kolic in a single-leg Boston crab.
Kolic tries to escape the hold.
Kolic manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds.
Mafioso takes Kolic down with a Russian legsweep.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Mafioso goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Kolic blocks it.
Kolic sends Mafioso into the turnbuckle, but Mafioso reverses it.
Mafioso hits Kolic with a series of punches.
Mafioso nails Kolic with turnbuckle powerbomb.
A few fans are cheering on Mafioso.
Mafioso places Kolic on the turnbuckle.
Mafioso takes Kolic down with the Tree of Woe.
Mafioso whips Kolic into the turnbuckle.
Mafioso hits a series of punches on Kolic.
Mafioso nails Kolic with turnbuckle powerbomb.
A small "Mafioso" chant is being started.
JR: Mafioso is dominating so far, Kolic has shown little offense. Mafioso
goes for a DDT, but Kolic blocks it! Kolic turns it into a vertical suplex!
They both get up, and Kolic hits a clothesline! Kolic hits a dropkick, and
Mafioso falls on the second rope! Kolic’s signaling for the 619!
King: Yet again!
JR: He hits the ropes...wait! Mafioso rolled out of the way! Kolic reacts
quickly by stopping himself on the second rope, and hits a flying elbow! He
goes for the pin!
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kolic hits Mafioso with a kick.
Kolic takes Mafioso down with spinning headscissors.
Kolic is going for the pin.
Len Stanley counts: One, kickout.
JR: Kolic’s on fire! He picks up Mafioso and whips him into the turnbuckle,
then follows in with a clothesline! Kolic signals for a 10 count punch!
Kolic starts punching, but no one counts! Instead, the crowd’s booing Kolic!
Kolic looks surprised, then punches Mafioso with more intensity! The ref
tries to pull Kolic away, but Kolic shoves the ref! That was unnecessary!
King: Remember, he doesn’t lose the title on a DQ! He can bully the ref all
he wants!
JR: True, but he didn’t need to push him down! Kolic finally stops punching
Mafioso...OH! He heel kicked Mafioso in the head! Mafioso is struggling to
his feet, Kolic goes to the outside, what’s he doing?
King: He’s going to get a countout! He’s finally using his brain!
JR: Wait King, he’s staying on the apron...there it is! The handstand! He’s
about to hit...there it is! The Slide Rule! Kolic goes for the pin!
Len Stanley counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kolic whips Mafioso into the ropes.
Mafioso hits Kolic with a clothesline.
Mafioso smacks Kolic with a devastating clothesline to the back of the head .
Mafioso makes a fist,puts up forefinger and pinky finger then spits through them
.
KING: YAHH! Right in my eye!
JR: The crowd is starting to get behind Mafioso.
Mafioso hoists Kolic high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Kolic crashin
g hard to the mat.
Mafioso covers Kolic.
Len Stanley counts: One, two, kickout.
Mafioso takes Kolic down with a superkick.
JR: Mafioso has made an amazing comeback. He’s going for the Hit Em Up! He
has Kolic in position...OH MY GOD! Kolic hits a dropkick! He narrowly
escaped a title loss! Kolic grabs Mafioso, Irish Whips him...THERE IT IS!
BINARY BLAST! KOLIC GOES FOR THE PIN!
Len Stanley counts: One, two, three.
A fan at ringside badmouths Kolic.
*DING DING*
LILLY: The winner is Kolic!
(Yesterday by StainD plays on the PA; Kolic holds his Lightweight title high.)
JR: Kolic has retained his title! He’s become top in his division after he
joined Prime Time!
King: What competition does he have? Fujita just got back from Japan,
Mafioso went away for a while, and Tai is still injured!
JR: Come on, King! Fujita left for Japan after Kolic beat him, and Fujita
was the top dog then!
King: Don’t say dog! You reminded me of Dawg!
(Mafioso waits for Kolic to finish celebrating than calls for a mic)
Mafioso: Kolic I'll admit you got one over on me but could you do it again?
Tonight was just a fluke!
(Suddenly Mafioso hits Kolic in the face with the mic. Mafioso calls Carlos
into the ring. They both start stomping on Kolic than Mafioso leaves Carlos
to stomp on Kolic alone while Mafioso grabs the LH title. Carlos stands
Kolic up then Mafioso runs turns Kolic and smashes him in the face with the
belt)
JR: We’ll be right back!
>>>
(In the back, we see Commissioner Rock walking down
the hallway. Mark Floyd tries to stop him for an interview.)
FLOYD: Commissioner Rock! Could I have a moment of
your time?!
(Rock looks at Floyd crossly, then grabs the mic.)
ROCK: FINALLY COMMISSIONER ROCK HAS COME BACK TO
L.A.!! (The crowd cheers.) Now, listen, jabroni! The Rock doesn't
have time for your interview! The Rock has to meet his good friend
Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger to talk about the Rock's upcoming
film entitled, "The Scorpion King Goes to Helldorado and Walks
Tall As He Whips The Terminator's Candy @$$!!"
KING: Wow! That sounds like a blockbuster hit!
FLOYD: Well, Commissioner, what about the rumors
that next week you are going to book Tobey Milikken in a match
against Tyrone Smith, Lowedown, Tamer and any other volunteers?
ROCK: What are you talking about, jabroni? The Rock
isn't going to book that...Stone Cold Bruiser is! Where do all these
stupid rumors get started? (Rock shakes his head in disbelief as he
walks away leaving Floyd looking dumbfounded.)
>>>
JR: We are just about set…
PA: WHAT ‘CHA GONNA DO WHEN (BLEEP) HITS THE FAN?
(“Bodyguard” by Obie Trice begins to blast through the arena. Pyro explodes from the stage as it separates and Dreadnaught emerges on the stage. The fans erupt.)
JR: They are going crazy for their home-town here tonight King!
(Dreadnaught holds his hands high in the air as the fans still cheer very loudly.)
JR: Dreadnaught has a mic
Dreadnaught: (BLEEP), you don’t know what it means to be standing here in front of you tonight! I can’t think of a better place for me to seal my legacy, than right here in front of my peeps, in the heart of LA!
(Dreadnaught again holds his hands up as the fans cheer.)
Dreadnaught: I know it ain’t the World Title…again! But, the Thug is going to do something tonight that very few have ever done! When I leave with that US title, I will have won every single title that I can win here in the BMWF! The Grand Slam champion, will be your very own, Dreadnaught! All this week, I have been thinking back over all the titles I have had. I took Dozer straight down and took the TV title from him. The Jamaican Giant, Tyrone, got his Hardcore Title taken by the Thug! Reno and I won the Tag Titles from the New Road Warriors, and I beat Reno and Cash for the Intercontinental Title. Master Z had his Gold Belt snatched by me! And at Wheel of Destruction 2002, I captured the World Heavyweight Title, by putting that scumbag Scotty Scott on an electrified table! Those were some great moments in my career, but tonight will be special. Right here in my hometown, I am going to solidify my status as a legend in this game, and I still got a long road ahead of me! You think I can do it, LA?
(The fans cheer again. Dreadnaught looks around the arena and smirks.)
JR: These fans are behind the Thug!
King: But, can he actually do all this?
Dreadnaught: You folks know how to show a ghetto superstar some love! And tonight, when I become a grand slam winner, I will dedicate it straight to my fans here in LA. Vernon Vanderbilt and Pain, just step aside, you big goofs can fight as soon as I take Harry down to the mat and get the pin fall! Don’t let your ego start talking game on me. My past will tell you I am not a fool to (BLEEP) off! My legacy will not be stopped by V, P, or a B. And if you are wondering, that stands for Bumpkin, which is exactly what Harry is! I am gonna make his scream like a (BLEEP), and then show him what a true Thug can do! I came to bring the pain!
(Dreadnaught throws his hands high in the air and looks around the Staples Center as the fans cheer very loudly.)
JR: Dreadnaught has these fans geared up tonight!
>>>
(Mafioso's manager Carlos "Right-Hand man" Ramirez is walking down the hall
when he is blindsided by Ryushi Fujita and Kojima. After a quick beatdown the
big man holds up Carlos as Fujita gets in his face.)
Ryushi Fujita: Carlos, if I ever hear my name coming out of your mouth in a
less than flattering way, Kojima here will pay you a visit. And trust me, you
don't want that. You tell Mafioso that I haven't forgotten his ambush two weeks
ago and he'll be seeing me soon.
(With that Kojima grabs Carlos by the back of his neck and throws him face
first into a office door busting it and Carlos open. The duo walks off as we
fade to black.)
>>>
LILLY: This contest is a Hell in the Cell match for
the TV title
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Sturgis, SD...
Weighing in at 270 pounds...
Scotty Scott
("War Machine" by KISS blasts over the PA as a spotlight hits the rampway but no Scotty is there.)
JR: Where is Scotty?
King: Maybe he is scared of White Lightning.
JR: Look there is Rey Bucanerro!!!! He is pointing up into the crowd!!!!!
PA: Wanna bite the hand that feeds me, wanna turn the tides
Set the demons free and watch 'em fly
JR: Scotty is coming down through the crowd!!!!
King: Scotty has some attendants surrounding him!
PA: Strike down the one who leads me, I'm gonna take his place
Gonna vindicate the human race
JR: Scotty is coming through the fans!!!! He is reconnecting with his fans once more!!!!!
PA: Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
JR: Scotty is almost down to the ringside area.
King: I have never seen Scotty do anything like this before!!!!
PA: Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
JR: Scotty is taking the long way to the ring but the fans are eatting this up!!!
King: They better enjoy it while they can. Scotty might not be here by next month.
(The guitar solo plays as Scotty walks up to the Cell. He glares up at the Cell. He shakes the Cell admiring the holes in the Cell from past Hell in a Cell matches.)
Scotty: White Lightnin'... Many a man has stepped inta this Cell wit me... Some of them don't even rassle no more... The holes in this Cell are from matches I had over the years. Ash... Razor Mathews... Lurker... Mikey Thompson.... Asylum.... Lowedown.... The list could go on foreva. But ya come here to get in the Cell where BMWF history has been made many times over. Once more I step inside the Cell ta make someone else's life miserable. White Lightnin', ya come here tanight as a champion and dream of walkin' outta here as a champion still. BUt yer gonna find out when ya leave tanight... Yer gonna be missin' a pint of blood and 'lots of pride. I will strip the TV title from ya while I strip ya of yer pride.
King: OH DEAR GOD!!! SCOTTY IS GOING TO STRIP WHITE LIGHTNING!!!!!
JR: KING!!!!!!!!!
KING: But a naked White Lightning will scare off all
the fans! It'll be worse than Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction!
Scotty: So all I got left ta say is really this... BEAT ME.... IF YA CAN.... SURVIVE...
(Scotty pauses and lets the crowd finish it off.)
Crowd: IF HE LETS YOU!!!!!!!!!
LILLY: His opponent...
From Memphis, TN...
Weighing in at 213 pounds...
The BMWF TV Champion...
White Lightning
PA: BU…BU…BU…BROTHERHOOD WORLD ORDER
("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare throughout the arena as the lights go out and Lightning Bolt Symbols flash throughout the crowd. White Lightning steps out onto the arena with the TV Title around his waist and a spotlight on him. White Lightning walks down to the ringside area. White Lightning opens the cell door and enters.)
JR: Its put up or shut up time for White Lightning!
(White Lightning takes off his TV Title and hands it to the ref)
*DING DING*
JR: They lock up.
Scotty Scott nails White Lightning with a German suplex.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, kickout.
Scotty Scott takes White Lightning down with a German suplex.
Al Johnson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JR: Scotty is hammering White Lighting with rights.
King: This is going to be brutal. I know it.
JR: White Lightning has hit the mat. Scotty grabs the legs of Lightning. Scotty is going for a slingshot and... OH DEAR LORD!!!!!
King: Scotty just slingshot White Lightning over the top rope and into the side of the Cell!!!!
JR: White Lightning may be lacerated already!!!!
JR: Scotty is raking the face of White Lightning against the Cell.
King: White Lightning's face is becoming red with blood.
JR: White Lightning looks like he is wearing a crimson mask as Scotty is now pounding his face with closed fists to that open wound.
King: Scotty is just being brutal.
JR: Scotty is biting the open wound of White Lightning.
King: This is sick.
Scotty Scott goes for a dropkick, but White Lightning side-steps and
Scotty Scott only hits air.
White Lightning goes for a German suplex, but Scotty Scott counters it with
a go-behind.
White Lightning re-reverses it.
White Lightning hits corkscrew moonsault on Scotty Scott.
White Lightning nails Scotty Scott with a chop.
JR: Scotty has thrown White Lightning into the turnbuckles.
King: Scotty just knocked the wind out of Whitey!!!!
JR: Scotty is walking over to White Lightning.
King: This doesn't look good for Whitey!!!
JR: Scotty is putting his shoulder right into the gut of White Lightning.
JR: They are battling outside the ring and near the Cell door.
King: Let me guess.
JR: Scotty has just shoved White Lightning through the door.
King: Stone Cold needs to get better doors for these things.
JR: White Lightning is climbing up the Cell. He is trying to get away from Scotty.
King: No I think he is baiting Scotty. He wants him on the top of the Cell.
JR: Well if he is Scotty is falling for it. Scotty is right behind White Lightning.
King: Now Whitey has him right where he wnats him.
JR: I guess you are going to say next that Whitey is trying to hurt Scotty's fists by slamming his face as hard as he can against them.
King: Exactly.
JR: Scotty has White Lightning up in a standing vertical suplex.
King: Whitey is just waiting for the moment.
JR: White Lightning's back just hit that steel mesh. Scotty is rolling White Lightning over and is grinding his face into that steel.
King: Just luring Scotty into a false sense of secruity.
JR: Scotty is demanding that White Lightning to get up.
King: Well Whitey is on all fours.
JR: He is trying to crawl away from Scotty. Scotty is pulling him up by the head.
King: He is just really making Scotty feel good right now.
JR: Scotty is holding up White Lightning and punishing him with punches.
King: Here it is... Whitey has Scotty near the edge.
JR: But White Lightning is the closer to the edge.
King: Whitey is playing rope-a-dope.
JR: White Lightning just took a wild swing!!!! Scotty ducks!!!!!
King: NO!!!!
JR: SCOTTAMISSION-PLEX OFF THE CELL INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!!!
King: Your plan didn't work Whitey!!!!!
JR; SCOTTY IS LOOKING DOWN AT THE BROKEN AND BATTERED BODY OF WHITE LIGHTNING BEFORE HE CLIMBS DOWN THE CELL!!!!!
JR: I don't know how White Lightning is still standing but somehow he is back on his feet and is trying to fight back.
King: He has the heart of a champion.
JR: They are in the ring.
JR: Scotty runs into the ropes.... Scotty slides between the feet of White Lightning.... SCOTTAMISSION!!!! SCOTTAMISSION!!!!!!!!
White Lightning backs him up and smashes him in the
corner.
White Lightning hits Scotty Scott with a series of left hands
White Lightning whips Scotty Scott into the ropes
White Lightning nails Scotty Scott with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope
White Lightning grabs Scotty Scott's head and grinds it into the cell
JR: King, White Lightning is just grinding the face of Scotty into that cell!
King: Scotty is getting what he deserves! Look, now he's cut open!
JR: White Lightning is taking it to Scotty tonight!
White Lightning lets go of Scotty's head and it the blood begins to flow down Scotty's face
White Lightning lifts Scotty up and grabs his face again and grinds it against the cell
JR: White Lightning is relentless!
King: Scotty never had a good-looking face anyway!
JR: Now, back to the action
White Lightning lets go of Scotty's face
White Lightning pulls out a chair from under the ring
White Lightning awaits Scotty to get to his feet
Scotty Scott reaches his feet
White Lightning swings the chair
*CRACK*
Scotty falls to the ground
King: Homerun!
JR: White Lightning almost took off Scotty's head right there
White Lighting nails Scotty with a series of chair shots to the body
White Lightning climbs to the top turnbuckle with the chair
White Lightning puts the chair under his leg
JR: What is he thinking?
White Lightning jumps off the turnbuckle
*CRASH*
White Lightning connects with a leg drop that sends the chair right into the face of Scotty Scott
JR: Dear God! That could have crushed Scotty's face
King: I hope it did!
JR: Scotty Scott's whole face is now covered with blood
White Lighting lifts Scotty to his feet and grabs him around the waist
White Lightning connects with a release German Suplex that sends Scotty into the cage
White Lightning lifts Scotty back to his feet
White Lightning lifts Scotty over his shoulder
White Lightning drives Scotty Scott headfirst into the cell
JR: White Lightning is like a crazed animal out here tonight. He really wants this match bad!
White Lightning reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer
White Lightning turns around only to be met by a right hand of Scotty Scott
Scotty grabs the Sledgehammer and nails White Lightning in the forehead
The blood begins to pour out of White Lightning's head
JR: The tide is beginning to turn! Scotty is picking up some momentum!
Scotty grabs White Lightning by the head
Scotty Scott drags White Lightning over to the cell door
Scotty Scott irish whips White Lightning through the cell door
JR: They're outside the cell once again
Scotty drops the chair and climbs up the side of the cell to the top
King: White Lightning, Don't go up there with him!
White Lightning gets to his feet and begins to climb up after Scotty Scott
White Lightning reaches the top of the cell
White Lightning and Scotty Scott begin to exchange blows on top of the cell
Scotty begins to knock White Lightning back on his heels
White Lightning then kicks Scotty in the groin area
King: That'll leave a mark!
JR: A cheap tactic to say the least
White Lightning connects with the Flash on Scotty Scott
JR: White Lightning hit the Flash!
White Lightning lifts Scotty to his feet
White Lightning kicks him in the gut
White Lightning connects with another Flash
JR: Another Flash! Scotty is in trouble now!
White Lightning lifts Scotty back up to his feet
White Lightning grabs Scotty's head and connects with another Flash
JR: Dear God! That is the third Flash!
White Lightning lifts Scotty up over his shoulder
White Lightning walks over to the edge of the cell
White Lightning nonchalantly tosses Scotty off top of the cell
*THUD*
JR: DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY! SCOTTY IS DEAD!
King: No One could survive a fall like that!
JR: I think we need some medical attention out here immediately
King: JR, what is White Lightning doing?
JR: That no good sonofableep is up there laughing!
White Lightning points down at Scotty Scotty
King: JR, I think he's gonna jump
JR: Oh my god! What he is thinking?
King: AHHHH!
White Lightning jumps off the cell
White Lightning lands on top of Scotty Scott connecting with an elbow drop
JR: My God! He hit him!
King: I thought for sure he would miss! Too bad you can't get the pin fall outside the ring!
JR: White Lightning is a little out of it, from taking that fall
White Lightning makes it to his feet
White Lightning lifts Scotty up over his shoulder
White Lightning walks back into the cell with Scotty over his shoulder and dumps him into the ring
White Lightning exits the ring and grabs the sledgehammer
JR: What does he got planned now?!?
White Lightning lifts the Sledgehammer over his head
White Lightning drives the hammer into the back of Scotty Scott
*CRACK*
JR: He could have a broken back!
King: Well, JR, you had to expect this!
JR: This is a little much
White Lightning grabs a chair from outside the ring and then grabs a table
White Lightning sets up the table and then lays the chair on top of it
White Lightning lifts Scotty to his feet
White Lightning sets Scotty on the top turnbuckle
White Lightning gets onto the top turnbuckle as well
White Lightning puts Scotty's head between his legs
White Lightning jumps off
*CRASH*
White Lightning connects with a jumping piledriver off the top turnbuckle onto the chair through the table
JR: Dear God! Scotty has to have a broken neck! I cannot believe he was just piledriver |