BMWF Summer Slammed PPV
Part III
Date : 8/25/03
Time : 7:30 PM
Venue : MCI Center
Washington D.C.
(Michael Bole catches up with Team Beautiful as they begin to get ready to go to the ring. They stop for a second to talk.)
Bole: Guys, tonight you have a chance to win back the tag team titles. But you must face three other teams to get the tag team titles back. What are your thoughts?
Rey: Well Michael... You have Prime Time.
Tazan: Over rated.
Rey: You have White Lighting and the Judge.
Tazan: Arrogent and pompus.
Rey: You have Eco System.
Tazan: Uh.... Worst tyhan the Mulkeys.
Bole: Don't you think you are a little bit harsh on Eco System?
Rey: No... Not really.
Tazan: You know Bole. We have been here for almost a year. We have worked to get everything we have. Do you think some arrogant twosome, another one that is overrated and knows nothing about teamwork, and a couple of never willbe's, defeat us?
Rey: Essa, you really need to sit back and watch and be in awe of what luchadores can really do.
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(White Lightning is seen getting stretched out before his match backstage when Michael Bole approaches him.)
Bole: White Lighting, any final thoughts before the hellacious TLC Match you are about to walk into?
White Lightning: No, I don't. All I know is the Judge and myself will walk out with the tag titles and there isn't a damn thing Prime Time or Eco-System or Team Beautiful can do about it. We will pull out all the stops and do ANYTHING TO WIN!
Bole: Ok, White Lightning. I better let you get prepared to for your match
White Lightning: Bole, you can't prepare for a match like this. I am walking into hell and walking out one half of the new tag team champions.
Bole: Thank you for your time
(Bole walks away and White Lightning gets a very serious look on his face as he continues to get stretch out as the camera fades..)
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LILLY: The following contest is a four way TLC match
for the Tag titles.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
At a total combined weight of 508 pounds...
The BMWF World Tag Team Champions...
Prime Time
("Prime Time" by Promoe starts to play as Tamer and
Vernon Vanderbilt make their entrance. Mr.
Beauregarde and Truck follow close behind. Tamer and
Vernon exchange high fives, then head down to the
ring. They enter and immediately head to their corner
to await the opening bell.)
LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Aquatic...
At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
Eco-System
(The traditional entrance for the Eco-System, Evanescence's "Bring Me To
Life" starts up on the BruiserTron. The blue mist and fireworks begin, and
suddenly we see the Eco-System coming out on something large.)
JR: What in blue blazes is that?
King: That's an ELEPHANT JR! They're riding an ELEPHANT TO RINGSIDE!
JR: Well, I'll be...
(Inferno, Mineral, and Aquatic dismount the animal as security officials come
out and escort the elephant from ringside, much to the Eco-System's protest.)
King: Look on top of the elephant! The Eco-System had all sorts of weapons up
there, but now that they're taking the elephant away, they can't use them! HA
HA!
(Inferno grabs a mike)
Inferno: Well, now I suppose the weapons on top of that elephant are a moot
point. But we don't really care, because regardless of what we have to work
with, the Eco-System will be the tag champions by the end of this night, and that
my friends, is not foolish pride, it's not a simple guarantee, it's ...
Crowd: JUST THE LAW OF THE ECO-SYSTEM!
Inferno: You got it! (He throws the mike down)
KING: JR, what's that big brown thing on the ramp?
JR: Oh, yuk!
LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 427 pounds...
Team Beautiful
PA: WE ARE THE UNION!!!!!!!!!!
("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the Pa as Team Beautiful make their ways down towards the ring. Rey stops to look at the ladder as Tazan stops to look at a woman.)
Rey: Gracias los amigos, we have been looking forward to this all week.
Tazan: We have actually not gone out on dates in a week.... So any ladies meet us at Clancey's Bar and Grill later on tonight.
Rey: Anyways, we get our chance at regaining the BMWF World Tag Team titles that we have been robbed of.
Tazan: We never got our chance to take those belts back. I guess Prime Time was scared of us.
Rey: Then you have those pi$$ants Eco System.
Tazan: Tipo, I don't even want to talk about them.
Rey: Oh yeah there is Greased Lighting and Butch.
Tazan: (He smirks) They are part of the great Boring Old Tune....
Rey: No essa, they are part of Deadly Medley.
Tazan: Whatever... They are annoying in themselves. We are the only tag team that deserves to hold the belts. Not anyone else.
Rey: Now Judge.... Court is ajorned.
JR: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by The Executioner...
At a total combined weight of 443 pounds...
Deadly Medley consisting of: The Judge and White Lightning
("Rough Ryder's Anthem" by DMX begins to blare all over the arena. The arena goes black with lightning bolt symbols flashing all over the audience. White Lightning steps out from the curtain on the stage with a spotlight on him. He is wearing his Premiere Light Heavyweight Deadly Medley shirt. His LH Title is slung over his shoulder. White Lightning steps into the ring and posses for the crowd, holding the LH Title over his head. The music ends as White Lightning takes off his LH Title.)
PA: You are now about to enter the courtroom of THE JUDGE!
(The Judge Joe Brown theme hits as tons of pyros go off around the ring. The Judge and The Executioner appear from behind the curtains and make their way down the ramp. The Judge is wearing a black Deadly Medley shirt with the words "Deadly Medley" on the front and "Case Dismissed!" on the back. He also has his gavel in his right hand. They enter the ring and The Judge raises his gavel in the air as The Executioner grabs the mic from the ring announcer. The Executioner hands the mic to The Judge as the crowd boos.)
Judge: I don't have a lot to say...let's just get this match started!
(The Judge runs forward and clotheslines Tarzan Boy.)
King: HAHA! This match is out-of-control before it even starts!
*DING DING*
JR: All the competitors are staring each other down here in the beginning.
King: Well, those Eco-dorks are whispering something to each other. They're
probably going to cheat.
JR: You can't cheat, King! It's TLC!
(Mineral explodes out of the corner, Avalanching down Prime Time while
Inferno spears an oncoming Tazan Boy.)
Inferno is hammering punches on Tazan Boy.
White Lightning and Judge are beating down Rey Bucannero.
Mineral comes and legdrops Rey.
White Lightning and Judge try to clothesline Mineral, but he ducks and
armdrags Judge.
Inferno stands up and grabs White Lightning from behind, German Suplexing him.
JR: The Eco-System has just cleaned house! What are they going to do now?
King: Nothing! They're too shocked that they got in offense! HA HA!
(Tamer and Vernon are getting chairs from the outside , but Inferno and
Mineral spot them and baseball slide them in their face.)
JR: The Eco-System is getting quite good at staying in control once they have
it.
Mineral grabs a one of the steel chairs.
Mineral knocks out Tamer and Vernon.
Inferno picks Vernon up onto the ring apron.
Mineral is disassemblng the Spanish announcer's table.
King: FOR THE LAST TIME WE DON'T HAVE ANY SPANISH ANNOUNCERS!
JR: Mineral is setting the chair on the announce table and Inferno is
hoisting Vernon up. This looks bad for Vernon....
*CRASH*
JR: MY GOSH! INFERNO JUST SUN FLARED VERNON OFF THE RING APRON ONTO A CHAIR
THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS' TABLE!!!
King: And we have our first crazy bump of the night! HA HA!
JR: Tamer is climbing the ladder!
King: YAAH! Prime Time could retain right here!
JR: Wait...The Judge is climbing the other side of the ladder!
The Judge and Tamer exchange lefts and rights on the top of the ladder.
Vernon Vanderbilt climbs the ladder underneath The Judge.
Vernon Vanderbilt grabs onto Judge's legs and tries to pull him off the ladder.
The Judge kicks Vanderbilt in the face and Vanderbilt falls off the ladder.
Tamer is about to grab the Tag Team titles when The Judge punches him in the stomach.
King: Tamer is so close...
(Inferno and Mineral re-enter the ring and tip the ladder, sending the ladder, The Judge, and Tamer sailing out of the ring and through tables on the outside.)
King: The Eco-system just sent The Judge and Tamer flying through those tables!
JR: Tazan Boy uses a Northern Lights suplex on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Tazan Boy goes for a spin kick, but Vernon Vanderbilt ducks out of the way.
Vernon grabs White Lightning and tosses him over the
top rope to the floor, while Tamer battles Inferno on
the other side of the ring.
Vernon leaps over the top rope to the floor below.
Lightning is getting up slowly.
Vernon grabs the nearest chair and smashes Lightning
over the head.
JR: I think we may have some blood there! It looks
like White Lightning has a laceration above that left
eye!
King: Does that mean he has to change his name to Red
Lightning?
JR: And another one!
Vernon nails Lightning again with the chair.
Vernon throws down the chair, searching for something
better.
He grabs the timekeeper's bell and hammer.
JR: What's he gonna do now?
Vernon sets the bell down, then grabs Lightning and
drags him over to it.
He puts White Lightning's head on the bell, then picks
up the hammer.
JR: Oh my god!
Vernon strikes Lightning in the head with the hammer.
King: That really rung his bell!
JR: He could be hurt! He may be out of the match!
Tamer chops Rey Bucanerro.
Tamer is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tamer punches Rey Bucanerro.
Tamer executes a bulldog on Rey Bucanerro.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
Tamer goes for cross armbreaker, but Rey Bucanerro blocks it.
Rey Bucanerro uses a running power bomb on Tamer.
A few fans are cheering on Rey Bucanerro.
Rey Bucanerro punches Tamer.
A few fans are cheering on Rey Bucanerro.
Tamer kicks Rey Bucanerro.
Tamer punches Rey Bucanerro.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
Tamer tries to climb the ladder.
Tamer is on his way up.
Tamer is half-way up.
Tamer is almost on top of the ladder.
Rey Bucanerro knocks over the ladder with a shove.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Rey Bucanerro.
JR: White Lightning is laying into Mineral with those right hands
White Lightning grabs a chair and reel back waiting for Mineral to get up
Mineral gets up and turns around
White Lighting nails him in the head with the chair
White Lightning reels back again waiting for Mineral to get up
JR: Here comes Inferno to help out his partner
White Lightning sees Inferno coming and nails him with the chair
White Lightning turns back to see Mineral getting to his feet
White Lightning reels back and Mineral turns around and gets nailed with a chair shot
King: White Lightning is decimating Eco-System all by himself
JR: Tamer takes Rey Bucanerro down with a Russian legsweep.
Tamer dances the Robot.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
Tamer hits an Asai moonsault on Rey Bucanerro.
The crowd is really behind Tamer.
JR: Inferno is going for that steel chair.
King: Tazan Boy is up!!!!!!!
JR: DROPKICK TO THE CHAIR SENDING INFERNO INTO THE ROPES CHEST FIRST!!!!!!!!
King: What is Tazan Boy doing?
JR: Tazan Boy has hit the ropes.... 619!!!!!!!!!!!!
King: He just kicked Inferno's teeth in!!!!!!!!!
Vernon is doing battle with Mineral outside the ring.
They trade punches, but Vernon gains the advantage.
Vernon reaches into his tights and pulls out a set of
brass knuckles, nailing Mineral in the head with them.
JR: Vanderbilt is getting pretty violent tonight!
King: You didn't think he'd just give away those tag
titles, did you?
JR: No, but...what now?
Vernon places Mineral on a table set up outside the
ring.
Vernon grabs a chair, unfolding it just enough to
slide Mineral's head into it.
He motions to Tamer, who sets up a ladder in the ring.
Tamer goes out to watch Mineral and Vernon climbs the
ladder.
JR: Oh no! What's he gonna do here?
Vanderbilt reaches the top and blows a kiss to the
crowd.
He leaps off with a flipping legdrop, crashing through
the table on top of Mineral.
JR: I think that broke the both of them!
Neither man moves for quite a while.
JR: Inferno is getting beaten up by Judge! Mineral
is finally up.
King: He's setting up a table on the steel ramp! What a moron!
(MIneral's voice):NOW!
JR: Wha...
(Inferno suddenly gets up and flips Judge over the ropes crashing through the
table on the steel ramp)
JR: Inferno was playing possum!
Inferno climbs a turnbuckle.
Inferno jumps off the apron leg dropping the fallen Judge.
Tamer is setting up a ladder inside the ring.
Mineral runs in the ring and pushes the ladder over causing Tamer to crash
down.
JR: Ah, now I'm beginning to see the Eco-System's strategy!
King: They actually have a strategy? TELL ME!
JR: They're slowly attacking anyone who's straggling off from the major
fights and not trying to get involved in bigger ones, while monitoring for ladders.
It's actually quite an effective plan.
(Rey Bucannero runs in with a chair and is about to blindside Mineral when
Aquatic grabs the chair.)
King: I knew she couldn't stay out of this match!
JR: Mineral just turned around and neckbreakered Rey! Aquatic provided the
distraction!
Mineral hoists Rey up.
Mineral walks over to Tamer, and Boulder-Than-Thous Rey on top of Tamer and
the ladder.
Outsie the ring, White Lightning is jamming a chair into Inferno's throat.
Aquatic sees this and baseball slides White Lightning.
Inferno gets up, grabs the chair, and starts jamming it into White
Lightning's throat.
JR: What the- Tazan Boy! He's climbing a ladder he set up outside the ring!
(Tazan Boy dives off the ladder headed for Inferno, but Inferno spots Tazan
and gets him with a chair to the head. The crash is sickening)
JR:OH MY GOSH! TAZAN BOY IS DEAD!!!!
King: JR, the crowd is going crazy! They're starting to chant Holy-
JR: Don't say it, King.
JR: The Judge and White Lightning double-team Vernon Vanderbilt in the ring as Tamer, Team Beautiful, and Eco-system fight on the outside.
(White Lightning sets a table up as The Judge climbs to the top turnbuckle. White Lightning grabs Vernon Vanderbilt and as he hits Vanderbilt with a german suplex, The Judge leaps off the turnbuckle and hits a Gavel Smash...sending Vanderbilt through the table!)
JR: The Judge and White Lightnigng just hit a Deadly Device and they sent Vanderbilt through that table!
King: Yeah, but it looks like The Judge got hurt too!
JR: Rey nailed White Lightning. He has placed White Lighting on the table. Tazan Boy is sitting on the top of that ladder.
King: Oh this looks bad for Whitey.
JR: TAZAN BOY JUST SCARFICED HIS BODY FOR TEAM BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!
King: He put White Lighting through the table with a dive from the top of that 20 foot ladder!!!!!!!!!
JR: Look! Vernon is in the middle of the ring and climbing the ladder! This
could be it right here!
King: Not even close JR! Here comes that Eco-geek Inferno!
(Inferno jumps up the ladder and positions his head between Vernon's legs.)
King: What's he doing, pleasuring Vernon? HA HA!
(Inferno suddenly and violently jumps off powerbombing Vernon. The collision
is so strong that the ring collapses through.)
JR: INFERNO JUST POWERBOMBED VERNON SO HARD THAT THERE'S A HOLE IN THE RING!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
King: There's that chant again! HA HA!
JR: Look outside the ring! Mineral just exposed that security barricade!
Mineral smashes Tazan Boy's face into the steel barricade outside the ring.
The fans there are going wild.
White Lightning attempts a spinning kick on Mineral, but misses and stradles
himself.
Mineral Avalanches Tazan and White Lightning over the barricade.
Mineral sees Judge getting into the ring.
Mineral grabs a ladder and slides it in.
JR: Judge is climbing the ladder set up over the belts...but Mineral is
climbing one set up across the ring!
King: I told you the Eco-System is full of morons!
JR: And on the other side of the ring Aquatic is taking off the top
turnbuckle padding....I smell a setup King!
King:Who cares? Judge is almost on top of the ladder...
(Mineral makes a leap of faith and spears Judge off the top of the ladder
onto the exposed steel turnbuckle.)
JR: MINERAL JUST COMPLETELY TOOK OUT JUDGE! IF THE TABLE OVER THE STEEL RAMP
DIDN'T BREAK JUDGE'S BACK, THIS DID!
King: Now Inferno's cliumbing the main ladder and Tamer is climbing the other
ladder!
JR: Is Tamer going to repeat that spear?
Inferno spots Tamer while climbing the ladder.
Inferno jumps off the ladder and legdrops Tamer off his on the way down.
JR: WHAT A CRASH! There are bodies everywhere!
King; Maybe you should stop commentating! You're going to go hoarse!
JR: The Judge and White Lighting are climbing the ladder!
King: They are so close I can feel it!
(Rey Bucanerro enters the ring and tries to shake the ladder but The Executioner enters the ring and hits him with a big boot.)
JR: Rey Bucanerro is down, Tarzan Boy is down, Tamer is down, Vanderbilt is down, and Mineral is down...The Judge and White Lightning are going to win!
King: They are so close...here comes Inferno!
(Inferno starts to shake the ladder and The Judge and White Lightning fall down a few rungs. Suddenly, The Judge leaps off the top of the ladder and hits the Gavel Smash on an unexpecting Inferno.)
JR: The Judge just leapt off the ladder and hit Inferno with the Gavel Smash!
(White Lightning continues to reach for the Tag belts as The Judge and Inferno roll around in pain on the mat.)
JR: Rey has Mineral in the corner.
King: What is this?
JR: Tazan Boy has just taken out Inferno, the Judge, White Lighting, Tamer, and Vernon by swinging that ladder hitting them.
King: Now he is making his way over to Mineral.
JR: They have just placed that ladder where the top rung of the ladder is between his legs. Now they are on the otherside of the ring.
King: OH NO!!!!!!!!
JR: DOUBLEDROP KICK TO THE LADDER AND MINERAL IS ROLLING OUT OF THE RING.
JR: Look King! White Lightning and the Judge have set up two tables outside the the ring. One on top of the either, double stacked tables!
King: What are they thinking?!
JR: I don't know, but I bet we are about to find out
White Lightning and the Judge enter the ring
White Lightning grabs a chair and nails Tazan Boy in the back of the head
White Lightning tosses Judge the chair
The Judge nails Rey Bucanerro in the back with the chair
White Lightning then lifts Tazan Boy to his feet
White Lightning places him in a backdrop position
The Judge climbs to the top turnbuckle
White Lightning puts Tazan Boy on the Judges shoulders in a powerbomb position
JR: I think I know what is gonna happen and I don't like it one bit!
The Judge stands up on the top turnbuckle
The Judge jumps off powerbombing Tazan Boy through the double stacked tables
JR: OH MY GOSH!! Is Tazan Boy moving?
King: The Judge risked his body also. Are either of them moving?
White Lightning takes a chair and puts Rey Bucanerro ankle into the chair and then folds it shut
JR: White Lightning must just break Rey Bucanerro's ankle right here!
White Lightning climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off crushing Rey Bucanerro's ankle
JR: I don't think Rey Bucanerro will be able to walk after that
King: What a smart move! Now Rey will have trouble climbing the ladder!
JR: Inferno is in the middle of the ring and setting up the ladder...this
looks like an opportune time to climb it!
(Tamer runs in with a steel chair, but Mineral spots him adn gets him with a
galss globe he was holding.)
JR: What?!?!? A glass globe isn't a table, ladder, or chair!
King: DO you think the ref really cares JR? Besides, he's running around the
ring trying to maintain order!
JR: Inferno and Mineral are hooking Tamer up...
Inferno and Mineral execute the Nature's Fury on Tamer onto the chair.
Inferno begins climbing the ladder.
Mineral sees Rey and Tazan running to knock over the ladder, but he drops
them both with an double Avalanche.
Inferno is halfway up the ladder
Mineral spots White Lightning dazily walking in the ring with a chair, and he
Boulder-Than-Thous himdown in the corner.
JR: Inferno's almost done climbing the ladder! It's gonna be over!
King: What's he doing? He's looking at White Lightning with the chair on him
in the corner.
JR: Oh my gosh...DON'T DO IT INFERNO!
(Inferno jumps off the ladder feet first kicking the chair into White
Lightning's face from 12 feet up.)
JR: INFERNO JUST SACRIFICED HIS BODY AND A CHANCE TO GRAB THOSE TITLES TO
PUNISH WHITE LIGHTNING!
King: What a moron! HA HA!
JR: Wait King, look!
(The ladder has been toppled by Vernon running in.)
JR: If Inferno had stayed on that ladder one more second, Vernon would have
toppled him!
King: Are you telling me Inferno did something smart?
JR: Eh....more bordering on good ol' fashioned dumb luck.
Mineral spears Vernon out of the ring.
Judge looks to attack them, but Aquatic knocks him out with a blindsiding
chair shot.
JR: WOW! That had a lot of impact!
King: Puppy power, JR!
JR: Vernon has that steel chair and is about to finish off Rey BUcanerro.
King: NO!!! Here comes Tazan Boy!!!!
JR: Tazan grabs the chair and blasts Vernon in the back!!!
White Lightning grabs the ladder and sets it up near the ropes
JR: White Lightning is climbing the ladder, but why near the ropes?
Tamer and Mineral are exchanging punches on the outside
White Lightning climbs to the top of the ladder
King: White Lightning is gonna fly!
JR: Tamer and Mineral both don't know what is about to happen
White Lightning leaps off the ladder
White Lightning takes out both Tamer and Mineral with a diving splash
All three men are lying on the outside ring floor
JR: DEAR GOD! White Lightning jumped off that ladder all the way to the outside floor and took out both Tamer and Mineral
King: He is risking his own health to take out the other competitors!
JR: What is going on?! It looks like Ignition is walking down here.
King: I know he said he had something to do later.
(Ignition gets to the bottom of the ramp; he looks at Aquatic and winks at
her.)
King: Ladies man edition of Ignition!
(Ignition sees chairs lying around the ring and picks one up.)
JR: He is headed towards Inferno who is standing on the apron.
King: I think they are cohorts!
JR: Ignition is a former member of WOTF!
(Mineral is reaching for a tag, Inferno extends his hand..)
JR: NOOO!
*CRACK!*
(Ignition drills Inferno in the back with the chair!)
JR: What on earth is he doing?!
(Mineral is picked up and thrown to the ropes.)
JR: NO!
*CRACK*
(Ignition drills Mineral in the back as he bounces on the ropes!!)
JR: Ignition just laid out Eco-System! He just paid his visit to his old
friend!
King: HAHA look at Aquatic she is screaming!
(Ignition walks up behind Aquatic and turns her around.)
JR: Look at this!
(Ignition turns her around and lays a big kiss on her!)
King: I saw some tongue! JR did you see that?! Ignition just slipped Aquatic
the tongue! If Eco- System only saw that!
JR: They would not be happy! In fact they will not be happy after Ignition
did that on top of attacking them! I mean Eco-System has been laid out! Now
Iggy kisses the woman! HE is asking for trouble! Yes King I did see that
tongue!
(Ignition stops the kiss and Aquatic looks surprised! Ignition winks at her
again and runs up the ramp.)
JR: Back to the action in the ring!!
JR: None of these men will be the same after all of this destruction
King: Look what White Lightning has, JR
JR: That can't be a sack of thumbtacks
White Lightning enters the ring
White Lightning sets the thumbtacks in the left corner of the ring
White Lightning then walks away from them and grabs a table
JR: What is he thinking?!?
White Lightning then pulls out a sledge hammer from under the ring
White Lightning walks over to Vern with the Sledge Hammer and nails him in the back with the hammer
White Lightning then drops the Sledge Hammer and lifts Vern to his feet
White Lightning irish whips Vern into the steel steps
White Lightning tries to lift Vern to his feet again, but Vern nails him with a low blow
Vern grabs the sledge hammer and drills White Lightning in the forehead with it
White Lightning is cut open
JR: White Lightning is cut open badly
King: The blood is just pouring out!
Vern re-enters the ring, dragging White Lightning along with him
Vern walks over to the corner with the thumbtacks and the table
Vern dumps the sack of thumbtacks onto the table
Vern then moves the table to almost the center of the ring
Vern lifts White Lightning to his feet and places him on the top turnbuckle
Vern climbs up
Vern tries to suplex White Lightning, but he blocks it
White Lightning smashes Vern's head of the turnbuckle
White Lightning turns Vern around and has him in a german suplex position
JR: This is looking very bad!
White Lighting connects with a release german suplexes Vern off the top rope that sends Vern flying threw the table covered in thumbtacks
JR: OH MY GOSH!! GOOD LORD!!
King: That's it, Vern is dead!
Tamer rushes over to see what happened to Vern when White Lightning quickly climbs back onto the top turnbuckle
Tamer turns around and White Lightning jumps off connecting with the Lightning Bolt
JR: King, White Lightning took Tamer's head off with that spinning wheel kick
JR: White Lightning and the Judge have a chair set up near the corner of the ring
White Lightning grabs Mineral into a german suplex position
JR: King, they might be going for the Deadly Device
White Lightning then german suplexes Mineral onto the chair and as he does it The Judge comes off the top rope with the gavel smash
JR: DEADLY DEVICE ON A CHAIR!
King: Mineral looks like he is in a lot of pain
White Lightning rolls Mineral out of the ring and grabs the chair
The Judge climbs to the top rope
White Lighting nails Inferno in the back of the head with the chair
White Lighting places the chair in the exact same position
White Lightning grabs Inferno into a german suplex position
White Lightning drops Inferno over with the german suplex and at the same time the Judge comes off the top turnbuckle with the gavel smash
JR: Another Deadly Device! White Lightning and the Judge are decimating all the competitors!
Tamer hits a Northern Lights suplex on Rey Bucanerro.
There are lots of chants for Tamer.
Tamer whips Rey Bucanerro into the ropes, but Rey Bucanerro reverses it.
Rey Bucanerro hits Tamer with an elbow.
Rey Bucanerro sets the ladder back up.
Rey Bucanerro tries to climb the ladder.
Rey Bucanerro is on his way up.
Tamer knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tamer executes the The Whip on Rey Bucanerro.
Tamer puts Rey Bucanerro in a sleeperhold.
Inferno makes the save.
Rey Bucanerro uses a dropkick on Tamer.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Rey Bucanerro.
Rey Bucanerro works the crowd.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Rey Bucanerro.
JR: Wait a second. It's the man in the Inferno mask!
Man in Inferno mask is seeking something beneath the ring.
King: He's got a ladder!
JR: The man sets up the ladder and climbs it.
What the hell is he going to do?
The real Inferno hits the Sun Flare on White Lightning.
King: Fake Inferno hits a moonsault onto White Lightning from the top of the ladder!
JR: Wow! Fake Inferno leaves through the crowd! Who is he?
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Rey Bucanerro with a dropkick.
Tamer executes a German suplex on Rey Bucanerro.
Vernon Vanderbilt leaves the ring.
Tamer hits an Asai moonsault on Rey Bucanerro.
Tamer has the crowd going wild.
Tamer hoists Rey Bucanerro high into the air with a backdrop, then sends Rey Buc
anerro crashing hard to the mat.
Tamer hits a backdrop on Rey Bucanerro.
Tamer sets the ladder back up.
Tamer is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that Rey Bucanerro
is right behind him.
Rey pulls Tamer off the ladder and down hard to the
mat.
White Lightning sets up a table and tosses the semi-conscious Tamer onto it
White Lighting sets up another table on top of him and sets the bloodied Vanderbilt on top of that table
White Lightning then grabs a ladder from under the ring
White Lightning enters the ring with the ladder
JR: King, this doesn't look good! Tamer is on a table and then there is a table on top of Tamer and Vern is lying on it
King: White Lighting looks like he is gonna fly!!
White Lightning sets the ladder up and climbs to the top of it
White Lightning then jumps off connecting with a flying leg drop taking crashing onto Vern who crashes through the table onto Tamer who crashes through the bottom table
JR: GOOD LORD!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!! White Lightning jumped off that ladder to send both members of Prime Time through tables!!
King: White Lightning seems to be moving a little bit, but Tamer and Vern are out of it!
JR: None of these men will be the same after this match!
(Lights near the entrance darken and strobe)
PA: Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
("Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill begins as smoke starts to fill the ramp, and a figure dressed in black baggy jeans with white crosses on each leg, a black tank top, black and white flannel, a few gold chains, and a black mask with a white cross on the face with white "dreadlocks" coming from the top of it runs out from the back carrying a pipe)
King: what does this idiot want....
JR: El Cruz Blanco slides under the ropes and smacks Tamer with the pipe in the back of the knee
JR: WHY GOD!!!!! WHY!!!!!
El Cruz Blanco hits Tamer with the pipe a few times as he's on the ground
El Cruz Blanco exits the ring
PA: WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS TOWN!!!!!
JR: MY GOD!!!! ITS SLEDGE AND BOX!!!!! ALL OF TCW HAS TAKEN IT UPON THEMSELVES TO GET GOLD BACK INTO THE STABLE!!!!!!
KING: Oh, I get it! Eco-System can't win by
themselves!
JR: Sledge and Box Slide in under the ropes
Bothe members of Team Beutiful are on the ladder
Box and Sledge push the ladder sending Team Beutiful to the mat
Sledge takes White Lightning and whips him to Box
Box backdrops White Lightning out of the ring
The Judge punches Sledge in the back
The Judge punches Sledge in the back
Vernon Vanderbilt fits Mineral with the End of the End
Box rolls out of the ring
The Judge whips Sledge into the corner
Inferno hts Judge with the Raging Inferno
Box Tosses a chair into the ring
Tamer spins Inferno and hits him with the Whip
Veron Vanderbilt goes for The End of The End on Sledge
Box gets in the ring
Sledge grabs Vernon Vanderbilts hand, and flips him over his shoulder
Box hits Tamer with the chair
Tamer stumbles near Sledge
Sledge locks Tamer around the waist
Box kneels, and puts the chair across his knee
JR: MY GOD!!!!!! SLEDGE DON'T DO IT!!!!!
Sledge drops Tamer gut first across the chair
JR: MY GOD!!!! MY GOD!!!!! THE C-D!!!!!
King: don't you mean a super C-D?
JR: Box pulls up Vernon Vanderbilt by the hair
Box puts Vernon Vanderbilt into the Box Out
King: It looks like its about to get worse....
JR: Sledge grabs Vernon Vanderbilt by the legs and start going backwards
JR: MY GOD!!!! THEY COULD DO PERMANENT DAMAGE TO HIS NECK!!!!!
Sledge points for the Eco System top climb the ladder
Box and Sledge drop Vernon Vanderbilt and leave the ring
Mineral tries to climb the ladder.
Mineral is on his way up.
Mineral is half-way up.
Tazan Boy knocks him off the ladder.
Tazan Boy runs into the ropes.
Tazan Boy almost takes Mineral's head off with a clothesline
Inferno nails Tazan Boy from behind.
JR: Inferno has placed Tazan Boy on top of that table and looks to be going to the top rope.
King: Has Inferno lost his mind?
JR: Rey has gotten up where Inferno is and they are fighting.
King: Tazan Boy has just rolled off the table.
JR: FLYING BULLDOG OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE BY REY ON
INFERNO !!!!!!!!!
King: What are those Mexicans doing?
JR: MEXICAN STANDOFF ON INFERNO!!!!!!! MEXICAN STANDOFF ON
INFERNO!!!!!
Tazan Boy tries to climb the ladder.
Tazan Boy is on his way up.
Tazan Boy is half-way up.
Tazan Boy is almost on top of the ladder.
Tazan Boy is in grabbing distance.
Tazan Boy has retrieved the BMWF World Tag Team Title Belts.
The crowd erupts.
*DING DING*
LILLY: Here are your winners...and NEW Tag Team
Champions... Team Beautiful!
KING: I can't believe this! The crazy Mexicians are
tag champs once again!
JR: We'll be
right back!
>>>
(The Bruisertron lights up to show Asylum standing by with Slim Jim. Asylum is wearing his Asylum number 13 football jersey.)
Slim: Asylumtonight you are in possibly one of the most hardcore matches ever devised in the BMWF. And you're facing two of the most sadistic men in the BMWF. Do you have any hope of walking away with the title or even survive the match?
Asylum: Do I think I have hope of obtaining the title. D@mn right I do. Do I have an intention of Surviving. I wouldn't see it any other way. But you know what Slim you're right they are two of the most sadistic men the BMWF....But i am the most sadistic.
Slim: Thats a pretty bold statement.
Asylum: You're right it is but I intend to back it up tonight in the match. Tonight whether I walk out, crawl out, or even dragged out I will be the new hardcore champion. I don't care what I have to do to win that title but I do promise it will be around my waist. After tonight I will establish my name and spot here in this company. I will show everyone why you don't want to cross paths with me.
Slim: Thats all well and good but the match is a tripl threat weher you eliminate both opponents. Do you believe you can surpass both these men in a hardcore match with it being their element and all?
Asylum: And are you saying it isn't mine? there is areason they call me the insane Psychopath. I'm a dangerous person Jim. Wrong buttons pushed and everythign around me gets destroyed. and tonight i'm going to prove it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go get ready for my match.
(Asylum walks off and the camera refocuses on Slim JIm.)
Slim: And so you see. A very determined very driven Asylum tonight. Back to you JR.
Fade
>>>
(The camera fades in to show a door, Michael Bole comes walking up to it and
walks in revealing Hardcore Harry sitting on a bench in front of a locker
with a towel draped over his head and he is looking straight down to the
floor where the Hardcore Title is laying. Bole walks up and takes a seat
next to Harry)
Bole: Hello Harry, we are all waiting and looking forward to you match up
later tonight against Tyrone Smith and Asylum. Both of these men you have
had problems with and tonight they are gunning for your Hardcore Title, I
have to ask this question, do you see yourself walking out of tonight's
match up still the Hardcore Champ?
(There is a long eerie pause then Harry raises his head and looks over to
Bole)
Harry: Do I see myself walking out the Hardcore Champion tonight? Ha, what
kind of a question is that!?! Of course I will be walking out the champ, but
I assure you Tyrone nor Asylum will not be able to do either one.
Bole: I see, well which of the two do you see giving you the most trouble?
Harry: Well that's hard to say really, Tyrone will be coming out after his
semi-finals match up and Asylum he will be fresh, but do you think he could
pose a threat to the King of Extreme? No.
Bole: Now I have to go back a few weeks where Dreadnaught came back to the
Deadly Medley and kicked you out in the most brutal matter possible.
(Harry cuts Bole off)
Harry: Listen Bole, you just do not understand how it felt for my own family
to just turn on me and allow some jobber to control them! I got revenge on
White Lightning and don't you or anyone else for that matter think that I
have forgotten about the rest of them city slickers. The Deadly Medley
better watch their backs because the Ultraviolent Icon will be waiting in
the shadows!
Bole: Ah huh, well tonight the match that everyone is waiting for, the
Ultraviolent Eight Corners of Death Match, will happen. Harry you got your
wishes and everything seems to be laid out on the line.
Harry: Your damn right everything will be laid on the line, just incase you
people out there can't understand this.. tonight us three men will walk into
that ring surrounded by barbwire, light tubes, tacks, staple guns, cacti and
most of all MY WEEDEATER!!!
(Bole jumps)
Harry: Tonight is my night, not the Deadly Medley's night not Hard to Da
Core's night, tonight is MY NIGHT!!! Nothing is going to stop me from
pinning them 1,2,3 and walking out of this dump with that Hardcore Title
around my waist! Hardcore Hell is coming to the BMWF tonight, Tyrone and
Asylum will meet face to face with the devil of this hell, me, Hardcore
Harry!
(Harry stands up and walks off as the camera fades)
Fade..
>>>
(Slim Jim stands outside Tyrones locker room. Tyrone walks out with a towel on his head and a wood baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in hand)
Slim: Tyrone...
Tyrone: Yer not Bole..
Slim: (Sounding slightly offended) No.. Im not Bole. But thats not important. How are you feeling for your second match for the night?
Tyrone: Slim, my boy.. Tyrone has done a two-match show bfore.. he aint worried.
Slim: Are you confident youll pull out a victory against Hardcore Harry and Asylum?
Tyrone: ya mean da skirt wearer an da dumbBLEEP?
Slim: Um.. which one is which?
Tyrone: (Smiles) does it matter? Ill see ya out tere Slim
(Tyrone walks off)
>>>
PA:SCREEEEEEECH! ATTENTION PLEASE! YOUR WORLD CHAMPION IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!
(The Bruisertron lights up to show Lowedown pacing back and forth in his private locker room as Flame sits in the background flicking a cigarette lighter on and off. Lowedown lets his hair drape in front of his face as the crowd begins to chant his name...)
JR:It appears that Lowedown is going to speak to the audience once again.
King:He's a talkative champion isn't he? I wonder what he's got to say this time?
JR:My guess is something very negative.
(The Bruisertron suddenly turns crimson red as Lowedown raises his head up and smirks...)
Lowedown:Sorry about that folks. I thought the room needed a lil'...color.
(Lowedown pauses for a moment as he looks around the room as if he's looking inside a box...)
Lowedown:Here we are Scotty. We are at the biggest extravaganza ever...SummerSlammed! Two of the biggest Icons this sport has ever seen and only one man can walk out of that Cell as the World Heavyweight champion. Now Scotty, you and I are no strangers to the pain. Hell, I think you and I thrive on pain more than anyone else in this business! That's something I can respect about you partner. We both enjoy feeling the pain. We both like to bleed. And...we both like to see other people bleed.
(The Bruisertron then shows footage of different matches where both Lowedown and Scotty have busted their opponents opened and are smiling after seeing this happened...)
Lowedown:However, I do have one problem with you right here Scotty. We were in the Union together without question. We did handle business better than anyone else I will admit. But then again, who was the true anchor of the Union Scotty? IT...WAS...ME!
(Pause)
Lowedown:I was the one who went out every night and busted my @$$ for those people while you did nothing except take all the glory for my accomplishments! Now as you can see, things have most definitely changed. I hear people talk about how you've never lost a Hell in a Cell. Well guess what Scotty? You're not the only one who is undefeated in the Cell. I'm also undefeated in Scaffold matches as well. Just felt like tooting my own horn for a moment. Ya feel me Scotty?
King:That's true! Not to many people can say that out loud!
JR:No one is stupid enough to try a Scaffold match against Lowedown!
Lowedown:Now, I've been listening to the boys in the back about who they feel is going to win the Hell in the Cell tonight. I've heard the rumors about some of them calling me the next "Triple H" of the BMWF. Well guess what boys? THAT DON'T WORK FOR ME!!!
(Lowedown throws the chair back against the wall and slowly walks closer to the camera. Flame rises up and gets closer as well, but not too close...)
Lowedown:I am the World champion because I am the best. I beat the best and no one has been able to take that away from me plain and simple. Scotty, you are stepping into the ring with the best thing going today and that's what kills you the most son. That the man you put "under your wing" has flown to higher levels than you will ever live up to! Your best is my worst and it kills you little man! It keeps you up at night and puts you in a pool of sweat doesn't it Scotty? It makes you wonder what are you going to do when I put you out of the business here tonight in D.C don't it? Well, if you didn't like my suggestion that I had mentioned earlier tonight...I guess that you've only got one other option...
(Lowedown pauses for a moment as he is handed the cigarette lighter and he flicks it on right in front of the camera...)
Lowedown:You can just get snuffed...
(Lowedown closes the lighter...)
Lowedown:That is the Lowedown on that.
PA:SCREEEEEEEECH! NUFF' SAID!
(The Bruisertron shuts off and the lighting is returned to normal. J.R and the King are still trying to focus their vision...)
JR:He always likes those colors doesn't he?
King:Half of his interviews require 3-D glasses! HAHAHA!
fade...
>>>
LILLY: The following contest is a
Ultraviolent Eight Corners of Death Match for the Hardcore title
Introducing first..
Hailing from Kingston, Jamaica
Weighing in at 412 lbs
Led to the ring by Rachel Pitt
Tyrone Smith
PA: You ready... ready... ready...
(Muzik hits the PA. However nobody comes out on the stage)
JR: What in the world?
LILLY: Um His opponent
.
From Los Angeles...
Weighing in at 267 pounds...
Asylum
(The lights in the arena dim to complete darkness.)
PA: WE ARE THE UNION!!!
(A blinding flash goes off with a deafening pop. Blue strobe lights hit the crowd. Faceless by Godsmack hits the PA system. Asylum explodes from behind the curtain wearing an Asylum number 13 football jersey. He runs down the ramp slapping fans hands. He rolls in the ring and jumps up on the turnbuckle. He beats on his chest taunting to the crowd. He hops down and cracks his neck a few times.)
LILLY: His opponent...
From Jacksonville, NC...
Weighing in at 256 pounds...
The BMWF Hardcore Champion...
Hardcore Harry
(A darkened green glow falls upon the arena as "Back Up" by 12 Stones
explodes over the PA system and Extreme Hardcore Entertainment flashes
across the bruisertron. Hardcore Harry comes walking out onto the
entranceway with the BMWF Hardcore Title around his waist and a water bottle
in his hand. Harry takes a sip from his bottle then tosses it out into the
crowd and continues down to the ring which is already set up for this
Ultraviolent Eight Corners of Death Match. Harry walks over the thumbtacks
and rolls into the ring calling for a mic)
Harry: Well, what do we have here? In just a few minutes this insane match
up will begin and all of you people need to realize that I will do anything
to walk out with this title still around my waist.
(Harry points to the title that is around his waist)
Harry: Some of you don't understand how bad this match can and will get,
after I put thirty staples into Tyrone Smith's head and after I deliver the
Hardcore Hell to Asylum onto thousands of thumbtacks, THEN maybe you will
understand that I am without a shadow of a doubt the Ultraviolent Icon!
(The crowd gives Harry mixed reactions)
Harry: Once you all understand that then you will understand that there is
no true competition for Hardcore Harry. Tyrone, you tried once and you
failed, you blew your shot at the title and tonight will be no different,
well I can't say that because this time there will be no way out of my hell!
(The crowd gives Harry some strong boos after that)
Harry: Oh, and what about Asylum?
(Harry pauses)
Harry: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me something that would back him
up because if you ask me he was just in the wrong place at the wrong damn
time. Asylum, what do you possibly have over me? I know what he would say,
he will bring up that bar room brawl where he won. Well may I remind you, I
was caught by a stunner from Bruiser! Yeah that's right, you were off
winning BLEEP matches while I was fighting the boss!!!
(The crowd boos Harry)
Harry: Shut your mouths, don't deny it! I have accomplished a hell of a lot
in one year! After tonight I will have three more things to add to my list
of accomplishments. I will have been the person to finally shut Asylum's
backstage talk up! I will add another victory over yet another legend in
this federation, Tyrone Smith! Oh and the other accomplishment, he can be
split into two really. One, I, Hardcore Harry has created the most brutal
new and exciting match in this business known only as the Ultraviolent Eight
Corners of Death Match!!! And two, match of the year 2003!!! That's right
this will take the cake just like last years match of the year!
(The crowd is fully booing Harry now from his cockiness)
Harry: Now if you city slickers don't mind I have quite a few
accomplishments to obtain!
(A grin appears on Harry's face as he tosses the mic out of the ring and
pulls off his Hard to Da Core shirt!)
JR: I cant believe Tyrone wouldnt show up for a chance to regain his ti..
PA: You ready... ready... ready...
(Muzik hits the PA. The crowd goes insane. From out of the crowd, Tyrone appears while the other two are facing the entrance way waiting for him to come out from that end. Tyrone catches Harry in the back of the head with the baseball bat. When Asylum turns around, he is met with a boot to the stomach and is quickly hoisted up in the air in a torture rack... and then Ganja Dropped)
JR: Dear Lord, the match has barely started and Tyrone has already laid out both men. Why isnt he going for a quick pin?
King: I think its apparent that Tyrone plans to bring pain and destruction tonight.
*DING DING*
JR: Tyrone Smith whips Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with an elbow.
Hardcore Harry uses a legdrop on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a legdrop.
Hardcore Harry talks trash to the crowd.
Hardcore Harry further incites the crowd.
Hardcore Harry takes Tyrone Smith down with an elbowdrop.
Hardcore Harry is going for the pin.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a big boot to the face.
Hardcore Harry goes for an elbowdrop, but Tyrone Smith rolls out of the way.
Tyrone Smith runs into the ropes.
Hardcore Harry misses with a shoulderblock.
Tyrone Smith almost takes Hardcore Harry's head off with a flying clothesline
Tyrone Smith goes for the torture rack, but Hardcore Harry counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Hardcore Harry hits a Russian legsweep on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry hits Tyrone Smith with a Russian legsweep.
Hardcore Harry tags out to Asylum.
Asylum goes for a backdrop, but Tyrone Smith counters it with a sunset flip.
Rick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout.
Tyrone Smith throws Rick Patrick into the ringpost.
Rick Patrick is out cold.
JR: King this match is just getting way out of control.
KING: Asylum is going up for the bundle of light tubes JR!!!
JR: Asylum grabs the light tubes and jumps down to the mat.
Tyrone charges over knocking Asylum down and grabbing the light tubes.
Tyrone holds the light tubes over his head about to smash them over Asylum.
(Hardcore Harry comes out of no where from the top rope and hits a missile
dropkick into the light tubes which shatter all into the back of Tyrone's
head)
JR: Oh my god king!
(The crowd starting chanting "Holy BLEEP" over and over again)
Harry climbs up to the top rope where the staple gun is hanging over it.
Harry pulls the staple gun off of the pole and jumps down waiting behind
Asylum.
Harry pulls a one dollar bill out of his pocket.
Asylum stands up leaning into the ropes.
Harry places the dollar bill on Asylum's chest and proceeds on stapling it
to his chest.
JR: He just put a staple into a human mans flesh King!
KING: Yeah!!!!!!!
Harry pulls another dollar out and staples it to the forehead of Asylum!
Harry begins to taunt and get bad reactions from the crowd.
(The bloody Tyrone Smith comes charging at Harry from behind and
clotheslines him over the top rope and out to the floor covered in cacti!!!
Harry begins screaming in pain as he tries to get up but just can't)
JR: Stop this damn match right now!
Tyrone Smith nails Asylum with a Gorilla Press.
Tyrone Smith catches Asylum in reverse chinlock.
There is no referee there to ask Asylum.
Asylum is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Asylum breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Asylum goes for a superkick, but Tyrone Smith ducks out of the way.
Tyrone Smith goes for a cobra clutch, but Asylum blocks it.
Asylum pours the thousands of thumbtacks from that sack into the middle of
the ring.
Asylum then grabs Tyrone and calls for a powerbomb onto the tacks.
Tyrone reverses with a back body drop onto the thousands of thumbtacks!
The crowd begins cheering for Tyrone.
Harry is going for the last object hanging from a pole, the weedeater.
KING: If Harry gets that weedeater I'm not looking.
JR: Me either King!
Tyrone runs over giving Harry a low blow.
Tyrone climbs to the top with Harry.
(Tyrone grabs Harry and brings him down from the top with a Russian leg
sweep onto the tacks!!!)
JR: God!!!
Tyrone makes the cover, 1.2.
Harry kicks out.
All three men are laid out with thumbtacks sticking in their backs.
Asylum throws Tyrone Smith into the turnbuckle.
Asylum charges in with a boot to face, but Tyrone Smith lifts his leg.
Tyrone Smith whips Asylum into the ropes.
Asylum misses with an elbow.
Tyrone Smith hits Asylum with a backdrop.
Tyrone Smith goes for a spinning toe hold, but Asylum counters it with
a small package.
There is no referee to count.
Asylum gets back up.
Rick Patrick is back on the job.
Tyrone lifts Hardcore Harry up into a military press.
Tyrone tosses Harry over the top rope sending him crashing down on the side
of tacks!!!
Asylum smacks Tyrone in the back of the head with a steel chair.
Asylum jumps out of the ring and looks under the ring pulling out a table.
The crowd starts cheering for Asylum.
JR: They don't have enough? They need a table now!?!
Asylum slides into the ring setting up the table over the thumbtacks in the
middle.
Tyrone is a bloody mess.
Harry is a bloody mess.
Asylum picks Tyrone up laying him onto the table.
Asylum then climbs up to a top rope calling for a splash!
(Hardcore Harry jumps onto the ring apron and shoves Asylum off the top rope
causing him to flip forward and go landing on the outside full of
barbwire!!! The crowd begins chanting "Holy BLEEP" once more)
JR: That barbwire will just tear a mans flesh apart!
KING: This match is getting sicker by the minute.
JR: Harry is going up to the top rope where Asylum was, but Tyrone rolls off
of the table and runs over japing Harry in the jaw.
Tyrone grabs four light tubes from the floor and places them on top of the
table.
Tyrone then climbs to the top with Harry once again.
KING: What is going through that head of Tyrone's right now?
JR: Asylum is up and has rolled into the ring but hasn't gotten to his feet
yet. Look King, Harry has just gave Tyrone three head butts, and he is
reeling.
Harry shoves Tyrone off of the top rope and to the outside covered in
thumbtacks!!!
Asylum is up and gives Harry a low blow.
Asylum climbs to the top taking Tyrone's spot.
Asylum grabs Harry calling for a chokeslam onto the table in the ring with
tubes on it.
JR: No, Harry has just kicked Asylum in the worst spot known to man!
KING: Low blow, low blow!!!
JR: Oh know, Harry has just put Asylum's head between his legs and Harry is
calling for the Hardcore Hell from the top rope.
KING: This isn't going to be easy JR.
(Harry flips Asylum up and leaps off of the top rope driving Asylum through
the table with four light tubes on top of it!!! Blood and glass go flying)
Harry goes for the pin, 1.2.3
DING, DING
JR: Asylum has been eliminated! It's only down to Harry and Tyrone now!
KING: This is going to be an all out slaughter!!!
JR: Hardcore Harry takes Tyrone Smith down with a big boot to the face.
Hardcore Harry executes an elbowdrop on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry executes a big boot to the face on Tyrone Smith.
Hardcore Harry executes a legdrop on Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith nails him with the Frontface Chokeslam.
The crowd is cheering on Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone hits a german suplex onto Harry causing him to land on his neck!
Harry rolls out of the ring where he is standing on the slide of thumbtacks.
Tyrone rolls out after Harry.
Both men begin exchanging thunderous blows to the head.
KING: A fist fight, WHOOO HOOO!
(Tyrone then hooks Harry in a gut wrench position and flips him out and
slams him down onto the tacks driving them into Harry's body. Tyrone then
stands on Harry's back forcing him down onto the tacks as the crowd goes
wild)
JR: Tyrone walks over to one side and grabs a light tube.
Tyrone comes back and stands Harry up to his feet.
Tyrone then cracks the light tube right over the head of Hardcore Harry.
Harry falls back onto the tacks with them now sticking into his front and
back!
The crowd is really getting behind Tyrone now.
JR: Something needs to be done, this match can't go on any longer or these
men will be dead!
Tyrone begins walking up the entrance ramp and walks to the backstage area.
KING: What the, is he leaving like he did last time he had a shot at the
Hardcore Title?
(Tyrone comes walking back through the entrance with a ten foot ladder which
is wrapped in barbwire!!! The fans just keep going nuts. Tyrone slides the
ladder into the ring and picks Harry up rolling him in as well)
JR: Tyrone sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring.
Tyrone forces Harry up one side then he climbs up the other.
Tyrone hooks Harry in a suplex position.
JR: Tyrone lifts Harry straight up on that ladder, no King, no King!!! Oh
may god!!! Tyrone Smith has just gave Harry a vertical suplex off of that
ladder and both men are out of it.
KING: Listen to these fans JR, they love this hardcore, I mean Ultraviolent
stuff.
JR: Both men lay there for a minute or two.
Tyrone lays his arm over Harry for the cover.
1.2.
Harry kicks out and the boos rain all over the arena.
Tyrone Smith picks Harry up to his feet and call for the end!
KING: Oh know JR, are we going to see what I think we are?
JR: Before Tyrone can do anything Harry slides out of the ring.
Tyrone walks over to the ropes but Harry pulls his feet out from under him.
Harry slides into the ring.
Harry picks Tyrone up to his feet.
Harry goes for a belly to belly suplex but Tyrone reverses it with one of
his own.
Tyrone lifts Harry up into a military press.
Tyrone pumps Harry in the air three times showing off his strength.
JR: Oh know, Tyrone is walking over to the side with over 200 light tubes
covering the floor!
(Tyrone launches Harry over the top and he comes crashing down onto the tons
of light tubes sending glass going everywhere!!! Another "Holy BLEEP" chant
starts up. Tyrone points up to the weedeater that is still hung over the
ring and the crowd erupts with even more cheers)
KING: Tyrone is climbing the rope and he has got Hardcore Harry's
weedeater!!! All hell is about to break loose for Hardcore Harry!
(Tyrone pulls the string, the weedeater tries to start but to no avail.
Tyrone continues to pull the string but it just won't start. Meanwhile on
the outside behind Tyrone Harry is getting up from the pool of his own
blood. Harry looks under the ring and pulls out another weedeater!!!)
JR: Oh my god another one!
Harry slowly slides into the ring behind Tyrone.
Tyrone still can't get his started.
Harry cranks his up and Tyrone spins around with a shocked look on his face.
KING: This is it!
(Harry thrust's forward driving the weedeater into the chest of Tyrone
Smith!!! Tyrone falls back to the ropes and Harry continues to drive it into
Tyrone ripping away at his flesh!!!)
JR: Damn it, stop this now!
Harry tosses the weedeater to the side.
Harry covers Tyrone
1.2.3
DING, DING
("Back Up" by 12 Stones blares over the PA system as the Ref hands Harry his
title. Both men just lay there for a minute until Harry calls for a mic)
Harry: Hey, Tyrone.. next time, check to make sure it has any gas!
(Harry tosses the mic down and steps out of the ring and makes his way up
the ramp with the entire crowd booing him just about)
JR: Harry rigged that weedeater King.
KING: I heard, but JR, was that not a sick match or what.
JR: Indeed it was King, indeed it was.
JR: What a match we just witnessed!
King: Look who's back! Fake Inferno!
JR: Fake Inferno with a chair.
Fake Inferno hits Asylum with the chair.
Asylum stumbles back.
Fake Inferno then throws the chair at Asylum and dropkicks it into his face.
*WHACK*
JR: Fake Inferno whips Asylum into the turnbuckle.
Fake Inferno hoists Asylum up and hits a falcon arrow from the second rope.
*THUMP*
King: Wait! His mask his slipping off.
[Fake Inferno's mask falls to the ground. The Fake Inferno then lifts his head.]
JR: OH MY! OH MY GOD! IT'S TAI HASHI!
Tai Hashi was posing as Fake Inferno all day!
King: And he's laid out Asylum!
[D-Light runs down to the ring and hugs Tai, Tai then grabs a chair and continues the assault on Asylum. D-Light passes him the microphone.]
Tai: I'm baaaack!
KING: Who cares?
[Cheers]
Tai: With a bigger attitude than i had before! Asylum, prepare to feel the force of the Rookie Sensation!
[Remedy by Cold blares through the arena as Tai Hashi leaves.]
King: Tai Hashi has his old music back!
JR: Tai Hashi said he has a bigger attitude than before, has he come back a changed person?
JR: Look at that man! Tyrone has be beaten senseless tonight. Just several minutes ago he was taken to a new extreme by Asylum and Hardcore Harry, and now he must take on a rested
Vernon Vanderbilt for the vacant U.S. Title. Lets go to the ring for the introduction of Tyrones opponent.
LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by Mr. Clancy R. Beauregarde...
Hailing from San Francisco, CA...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
"Mr. Showtime" Vernon Vanderbilt
JR: Vernon starts right in on Tyrone, nailing him with
punches that don't seem to phase the Jamaican Giant.
*DING DING*
JR: Tyrone shoves Vernon out of his way.
Vernon comes back and tries for more punches, again
getting shoved out of the way.
Vernon glares at Tyrone, then runs at him.
He ducks under a clothesline attempt by Tyrone, then
whips around and kicks him hard in the knee.
Tyrone drops to one knee.
Vernon nails him with a kick to the back of the head.
Vernon lands an elbow drop.
JR: He took the big man down!
King: Tyrone was tired, that's all.
JR: No more tired than Vernon, I bet!
Tyrone gets to his feet.
He goes for a boot, but Vernon ducks.
Vernon spins Tyrone around, then scores with a
swinging neckbreaker.
Vernon climbs the top rope.
He leaps off, landing a solid elbow across Tyrone's
chest.
The One comes to ringside.
KING: What the heck?
JR: This could be one of the most interesting TNM7
endings in quite some time, King!
Vernon Vanderbilt begs off.
Tyrone Smith goes for a short clothesline, but Vernon Vanderbilt
ducks out of the way.
Vernon Vanderbilt goes for spinning heel kick, but Tyrone Smith side-steps and
Vernon Vanderbilt only hits air.
Tyrone Smith whips Vernon Vanderbilt into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt misses with a clothesline.
Tyrone Smith and Vernon Vanderbilt get hit with a double clothesline.
Tyrone Smith sets up Vernon Vanderbilt on the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith uses a superplex on Vernon Vanderbilt.
There are lots of chants for Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith uses the Reverse DDT on Vernon Vanderbilt.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, kickout.
Tyrone Smith throws Vernon Vanderbilt out of the ring.
Bart Farinus counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, The One helps
Vernon Vanderbilt back onto his feet.
KING: What is this? Tyrone and Vernon are buddies.
The One hates them both.
JR: Tyrone Smith nails Vernon Vanderbilt with a Gorilla Press.
Vernon Vanderbilt begs off.
Tyrone Smith hits a spinebuster on Vernon Vanderbilt.
The crowd is really behind Tyrone Smith.
Tyrone Smith sends Vernon Vanderbilt into the turnbuckle.
Tyrone Smith charges into the corner, but Vernon Vanderbilt lifts his leg.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tyrone Smith with an enzuigiri.
Vernon Vanderbilt acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Vernon Vanderbilt takes Tyrone Smith down with a Russian legsweep.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Tyrone Smith with a guillotine legdrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Vernon Vanderbilt runs into the ropes.
Tyrone Smith misses with a shoulderblock.
Tyrone Smith hits Vernon Vanderbilt with a kick.
Tyrone Smith goes for the Reverse DDT, but Vernon Vanderbilt blocks it.
Vernon Vanderbilt runs into the ropes.
Vernon Vanderbilt hits Tyrone Smith with an elbow.
Vernon Vanderbilt nails Tyrone Smith with a guillotine legdrop.
Vernon Vanderbilt is getting a ticked look amidst all the boos.
Vernon Vanderbilt is going for the cover.
Bart Farinus counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vernon Vanderbilt throws Tyrone Smith out of the ring.
Bart Farinus counts: one, Vernon Vanderbilt distracts Bart Farinus.
The One hits Tyrone Smith with a flying cross bodypress.
The crowd is behind Tyrone Smith all the way.
Bart Farinus is back on the job: two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
, ten.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Vernon Vanderbilt.
*DING DING*
LILLY: Here is your winner...and NEW US Champion... Vernon Vanderbilt!
KING: Wait! He can't win the title on a count out
can he?
JR: The ref is giving Vernon the belt! We'll be
right back!
>>>
JR: Bole is standing by with a challenger to the Intercontinental Title tonight!
(Michael Bole is standing in front of the SummerSlammed logo. To the right of him is Dreadnaught in the Wizards jersey and a BMWF baseball cap.)
Bole: Dreadnaught, you came into the arena in a limo tonight, which is not like you at all! Where is the Stingray?
Dreadnaught: Bole, I had some other things on my mind tonight! See, when Tyrone put me down, it unleashed something inside of me Bole!
Bole: What was that?
Dreadnaught: Well, at first the Thug didn't know what it was! I just felt this gnawing in my stomach. As soon as I landed back in LA, I saw it Bole! The vision was clear. I walked into my office and saw a picture of me. But, it wasn't me that I saw. I found something I thought was gone! But, after a few calls and some alterations, it's back!
Bole: What is back?
(Dreadnaught reaches down and pulls out a Deadly Medley version of his "Psychotic 1" basketball jersey.)
Bole: Oh my, I didn't get one of those last time! Are they coming back?
Dreadnaught: I jumped through all kinda of hoops just to break this one out, but I am gonna bring these to the streets too! But, let's see how it looks?
(Dreadnaught pulls off the Wizards jersey and puts it over Bole's shoulder. He pulls the Psychotic 1 jersey on. The front shows a large 1, with Deadly Medley arched over it. The back has the arched letters "Psychotic" and a huge 1. The word Dread is on the bottom of the back.)
Bole: I like that!
Dreadnaught: Yeah, me too, but what is more important than the jersey is the attitude that goes with it! See, I have been missing this one piece, and tonight it returns!
Bole: How do you feel about Cash and Ash tonight?
Dreadnaught: Well, they don't have a prayer for walking out of here! I have faced them both, and they can't hang with the Dread! Bole, do you remember when I put that guy through the top of an ambulance?
Bole: Yeah, why?
Dreadnaught: Who was that fool?
Bole: Cash Flo!
Dreadnaught: And when I look at him today, I see he hasn't learned anything! He still shoots his mouth off! Yeah, he may have gotten some gold, but that just makes him a bigger target! He is nothing to me, and I will show that tonight!
Bole: And Ash?
Dreadnaught: One of my favorite things. See, Ash is what you get when the flame is gone, and I can't think of someone with a better name, because his flame is gone! He has no fire, no dignity, and no game! Ash couldn't beat me when he had a mask on, and he can't beat me now. I am completely focused on that Intercontinental Title, and the streets will get to see it on their doorsteps when I leave with it tonight! And then, Deadly Medley is going to rock the Nation's Capital with the biggest party ever seen! I have already marked those cats, and now I just need to finish them off! I came to bring the pain!
(Dreadnaught pulls the Wizards jersey off of Bole's shoulder as he heads to the ring.)
JR: Dreadnaught seems ready to go tonight!
>>>
(The scene opens backstage. Mr. Beauregarde has just
got Prime Time back to the locker room after the
grueling TLC match. He is on his way back with some
ice packs and bandages when he happens to see someone
heading for the locker room.)
Clancy: Hey!
(The figure turns around. It's none other than
Fredrick!)
Clancy: What in the hell are YOU doin' here?
Fredrick: I figured I'd come check on my frien'
Vernon.
Clancy: You figured! Listen, who do you think you
are anyway? You been causin' a lot o' trouble lately,
I hope you know!
Fredrick: Ain't told that boy nothin' but de truth.
Clancy: Truth! Ha! Listen, you best stay away from
him, y'hear? I ain't gonna have you comin' 'tween me
and my money!
Fredrick: Money? Listen to y'self boy!
Clancy: You just stay away!
(Fredrick steps up and looks Clancy in the eye.)
Fredrick: And what if I don't?
Clancy: Then I'll make ya!
Fredrick: I'd like t'see ya try.
(Clancy nails Fredrick with a wild punch to the side
of the head. Fredrick fights back, but is in no shape
to be brawling backstage. Clancy grabs a 2x4 from
against a wall and smashes it over Fredrick's head.
Fredrick crumples to the ground.)
Clancy: Oh no! It ain't over yet!
(Clancy picks Fredrick up. Fredrick is dazed and
barely standing. Clancy reaches into his pocket and
slips on a pair of brass knuckles.)
Clancy: Vernon ain't th' only one can use these bad
boys!
(Clancy runs at Fredrick and blasts him hard with the
End of the End! Fredrick collapses and starts to
twitch. The Prime Time locker room door opens and
Vernon rushes out.)
Vernon: What's going on out here! (He sees Fredrick,
and Clancy with the brass knuckles standing over him.)
Clancy! What did you do!
(Vernon shoves Clancy out of the way and checks on
Fredrick.)
Vernon: Fredrick! Fredrick! He's not breathing!
Somebody get the medics...NOW!
(A stagehand runs off to find the doctors.)
Vernon: Why, Clancy!? Why on earth!
Clancy: (slightly dazed, but smiling) Ain't nobody
comin' 'tween me and my money...nobody....
Vernon: SOMEBODY! GET SOME HELP HERE NOW!!!!
(Fade Out)
JR: Well this is an unfortunate turn of events.
King: It looked like Clancy just snapped!
JR: We'll have to find out more on what happened when
we can, folks. Right now, let's get back to the show.
>>>
LILLY: The following contest is a Boston Massacre
match for the IC title!
KING: Let's get the rules straight here. To win, a
wrestler must pin both opponents, but there is no eliminations,
right?
JR: Correct, and they only have to pin the other two
once each, not twice as was mistakenly posted on the schedule.
LILLY: Introducing first...
Fighting out of San Quentin Correctional Facility...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...
Ash
(Poem by Taproot blares over the PA as the crowd gets to their feet awaiting the arrival of Ash. The pyro explodes and Ash emerges to a fiery entrance. He stretches his arms and begins to make his way to the ring, ignoring most of the fans on his way. Ash rolls into the ring hypes the fans. Ash backs into a corner and awaits the start of the match.)
LILLY: His opponent...
Hailing from South Central L.A....
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Dreadnaught
(The lights in the arena go out.)
PA: WHAT 'CHA GONNA DO WHEN (BLEEP) HITS THE FAN?
(A solid light shines from the entranceway and pyro explodes from the stage. A figure is seen in the light with his hand in the air. The lights come back up and Dreadnaught steps to the stage through the smoke. He is wearing his Psychotic 1 jersey and black baggy jeans. He bounces back and forth on the stage before sprinting down to ringside. He stops before the ring and looks around at all the weapons in the ring.)
JR: This is going to be brutal, King!
King: Dreadnaught already started busting his opponents up, this is not going to be good for the faint of hearts!
(Dreadnaught slides under the bottom rope and stares at Ash.)
JR: They are already going at it!
(Dreadnaught and Ash immediately begin to exchange punches.)
King: Cash isn't even here yet!
LILLY: Their opponent...
Hailing from Boston, MA...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...
The BMWF Intercontinental Champion...
Cash Flo
(A big green dollar sign forms on the ramp as massive
explosion rocks the stage. Golden sparks rain down
from the rafters as the song ?oRight Here, Right
Now,? by Paul Oakenfold and Ice Cube blast over the
PA.)
This Right here?
Is Payback?
>From Way back?
I don?Tt play that?
(Stepping out on the stage is CASH FLO. He?Ts wearing
a pair of dark green wrestling tights, black boots
with silver dollar signs on the backs of them. Before
walking down the ramp he scans the crowd. As the music
continues to play, the chorus on a loop, CASH FLO
confidently strut down to the Lion?Ts Den. Before
getting in, he grabs a mic from the timekeeper.)
Cash Flo: Ash, Dreadnaught, and the dozens of
Cash-oholics here tonight! I want you all to listen up
as I tell you all the way it is. Everyone in the back
is talking about how Cash Flo has no chance in hell at
winning this thing but I don?Tt agree! Cash-oholics,
do you agree?
(A big, ?o Hell No,? response.)
Cash Flo: Strange, didn?Tt know that I was Stone Cold
Bruiser all of a sudden, but that?Ts Cash-rific
anyway. See @$$, I mean Ash, my fans said Hell No to
you getting this title from me. Dreadnaught, THUGGY
BEAR, my fans said Hell No to you too if you haven?Tt
noticed. Maybe you didn?Tt since your big stupid @$$
monkey with about as much brain activity as a corpse!
(Pop)
Cash Flo: To all those that doubt me, prepare to be
amazed by the Most Stupefying-High
Flying-Super-Megastar, King Of Bling and all that
other jazz I usually say! Because this BMWF Hero is
walking out of this match still the best damn IC
champion of all time. And that you to losers can take
to the bank. Now let?Ts get this parted started.
(Cash Flo drops the mic and the IC title to the floor
and climbs into the den, which is locked behind him.)
*DING DING*
JR: Cash Flo, Ash and Dreadnaught are standing in the
ring as the entire arena is going crazy. Each man is
closely watching the other, waiting for one of them to
make a move. Both Dreadnaught and Ash turns towards
Cash, who quickly slides out of the ring. Ash turns
towards Dreadnaught, but not before he gets closed
lined to the matt by Dread. Dread picks up Ash and
whips him into the ropes, as he comes off Dreadnaught
grabs him and monkey tosses him to the far side of the
ring, while Cash watches from the outside.
King: What's Cash doing out there?
JR: I don't know, but Ash is going out after him!
(As the match starts Ash immediately goes for Cash Flo hitting him with a spear and taking him to the ground. Ash immediately starts pounding away on Cash Flo.)
JR: Ash wasting no time in going after Cash Flo.
King: I think Cash is gonna regret issuing that open challenge.
(Ash is pounding away on Cash when Dread grabs hold of Ash by the shoulders and pulls him off Cash Flo. Ash and Dread stare each other down in the ring and then both begin stomping away on Cash.)
JR: Cash is being taken to the woodshed by Dread and Ash here tonight King.
King: His chances of winning are looking worse than his ring outfit JR. HA!
JR: Cash has rolled back out of the ring.
KING: What's he doing?
JR: Playing smart. Dreadnaught picks up Ash and lands
a few blows into his gut before whipping him towards
the barbed wire. As he spins around, using as much
energy as he can mount, Dreadnaught prepare to send
Ash crashing into the metal mesh, but Ash reverses it
and send the Thug speeding towards it. Just before
running into it, he stops himself. Turning around he
gets a big boot to the stomach as Ash quickly hits a
gut wrench power bomb! Sliding into the ring now is
Cash Flo, who is running towards Ash. Just before he
reaches Ash, Ash spins around and nails Cash Flo with
a big boot to the face, sending the IC champ down.
(The fans go crazy)
JR: Ash picks Cash up by the hair and follows that up
with a belly to back suplex. Ash hooks the leg quick
and goes for a fast pin, but Cash Flo quickly kicks
out of it. Dreadnaught is now up and as Ash gets to
his feet, Dreadnaught locks on standing full nelson as
Cash Flo once again rolls outside the ring.
Dreadnaught now hits a spinning full nelson suplex on
Ash, taking him down. Getting to his feet, Dreadnaught
spots Cash Flo outside and slides out after him. Cash
takes of running as Dreadnaught chases.
King: I thought this was supposed to be a massacre not
a marathon!
JR: Well, that's what the match has become King. Cash
stops running and dives under the ring!!! Dreadnaught
pulls up the apron and grabs Cash's foot and is now
pulling him out. As Cash Flo is pulled out, Cash
drills Dread right between the eyes with a stop
sign!!! Dread staggers back against the steel of the
lion's den, as Cash quickly gets to his feet. Just
about to him again, Dread sends the sign right into
Cash's face with a kick. The IC champ is down again.
Ash has just climbed the turnbuckle and I don't think
Dread sees him, King.
King: I don't think so either, JR, he's busy with @$$
Flo, I mean Cash Flo.
JR: Ash leaps off, hitting a double axe handle punch
into Dread's head, taking him down. Ash picks up the
Stop sign and brings it smashing down on Dread's head,
with a sinking thud. Cash Flo is once again, crawling
under the ring. Ash doesn't seem to mind, all his
attention is on the Thug. Ash picks him up and sends
him head first into the stair steps, knocking them
over and sending the Thug back down. Ash measures
Dread up and then charges in after him, nailing him
with a vicious knee to the face!
JR: On the other side of the ring a table has just
been shoved from outside of the ring near one of those
explosive boxes. And now climbing out, clear of Ash
and Dread, is Cash Flo. He sets up the table near the
turnbuckle and has just picked up one of those bombs,
King! He just put it on the table, meanwhile Ash is
doing a number on Dread. Ash just picked up Dread and
is trying to suplex him, but Dread has blocked it.
He's trying again, but once again the former World
Heavyweight champion blocked it with his leg.
Dreadnaught has just hit Ash a few times in the ribs,
then DDT's him right on the steel steps! My God that
sounded painful King!
King: Not as painful as your commentary JR.
JR: Dreadnaught picks up the stop sign and places it
on Ash's head, followed by a quick elbow drop.
Dreadnaught walks over to the ring and lefts up the
apron and pulls out a table.
King: what's Cash Flo doing JR?
JR: I don't believe it, look at him. Cash Flo has just
pulled out a chair is now sitting in it with his arms
crossed. He's letting them do all the dirty work while
he waits.
King: Turns out Cash Flo has got some brains after
all, JR! I know that's what I'd be doing.
JR: Look at him, he just pulled a Torrie Wilson
Playboy from under the ring and is reading it, while
Dreadnaught sets up a table and Ash is rolling around
the floor holding his face after that nasty elbow
drop!
King: Calm down JR, your going to give yourself a
heart attack talking like that.
JR: Dreadnaught grabs Ash and sets him up on the table
after landing a few punches on his face. Dread climbs
up to the ring and then the turnbuckle. Cash is
finally moving, getting up with that chair in hand as
the Psychotic Juggernaut leaps off, hitting a body
press right on Ash through that table! Cash is already
in the ring racing across and out as the Referee
starts his count. By two, Cash breaks the count by
hitting Dread with the chair!
JR: Cash walks over to the ring and looks under it. He
pulls out one of those bombs and has set it up a few
feet behind him. Going back over to Dreadnaught he
proceeds to bounce that chair off his head four or
five times before dropping it and picking the Thug up.
Escorting Dread towards the explosives, Cash hits a
couple of punches to Dread's chest; while behind them
Ash is beginning to stir. Positioned by the bomb, Cash
places Dread's head between his legs as he prepares a
Forecloser on him, but instantly the Thug reverses
with a backdrop that just misses the bomb! Dread, now
standing, is meet with a crushing clothesline that
sends the Thug down by Ash.
JR: Ash walks over to Cash and picks him up by his
hair. As soon as the champ is up, Ash bounces his head
off the wire mesh, then presses his face against it
spilling blood! He is now raking Cash's flesh with
that steel, King!
King: Hey look JR, he's a crimson champ too!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
JR: Pulling Cash's face away from the metal, Ash whips
him head first off the metal turnbuckle. After the
impact, Cash crumbles to the floor. Dreadnaught is up
and Ash quickly capitalizes with swinging DDT right on
the explosive!
KA-BOOM!!!
JR: Ash goes for a pin, but only gets a two count
before Dreadnaught kicks out of it. Now that the smoke
is starting to clear, I can see that Cash is gone.
King: Going back to that magazine I bet.
JR: Wait! Ash has found Cash! He's throwing him back
into the ring!
(Ash and Dread are fighting it out when Dread gets the upper hand and whips Ash into the corner. Dread follows Ash in attempts a clothesline. Ash however gets a foot up and drives it into Dreads face spinning him around and sending him stumbling into the center of the ring.)
JR: Ash with the reverse. Dread is heading right towards an awaiting Cash Flo.
(Dread stumbles forward and right towards Cash Flo who levels him with a clothesline. Cash turns towards Dread and begins to scream insults and him.)
JR: Cash is a little to excited about that devastating move. Hes forgotten all about Ash.
King: Ill have to ask him how hes done that. Ive been going to counseling for months can still cant forget about Ash.
(Ash hops up onto the turnbuckle and waits on Cash Flo to turn around. As Cash begins to turn around Ash leaps from the top rope and connects with a drop kick sending Cash stumbling backwards and over the top rope and onto one of the exploding boxes.)
*BOOM*
JR: GOOD LORD! That box exploded with Cash Flo on top of it. Ladies and Gentlemen Cash Flos career could very well be over.
King: I think I got hit with a piece of exploded Cash Flow JR.
JR: Ash has Dread alone in the ring. Hes pulling him to his feet.
(Ash pulls up Dread and pulls him backwards and signals for the Lethal Injection. The crowd goes crazy.)
JR: LETHAL INJECTION ON DREADNAUGHT!! Ash is going for the cover.
One, two, Cash makes the save!!
JR: This is already ugly!
Dreadnaught has a chair.
Ash and Cash are pounding each other in the ring.
**CLANG**
King: Dreadnaught just dropped Ash from behind!
JR: Dreadnaught is putting the chair on Ash's face.
Dreadnaught is telling Cash to go up to the top.
King: Cash is going up, are they working together?
JR: It may seem like it!
Cash leaps.
**CLANG**
JR: OH MY! Dreadnaught just destroyed Cash with that chair shot.
Dreadnaught bounces off of the ropes and hits a leg drop on Ash.
Dreadnaught with a cover.
12kick out!
King: Ash is still in it!
JR: Dreadnaught pulls Ash off of the mat and tosses him over the top rope.
Cash grabs Dread from behind.
Cash whips Dreadnaught into the ropes.
Cash with a backdrop.
King: Dreadnaught landed on his feet!
JR: Cash turns around!
Cash is laid out with a superkick.
Dreadnaught grabs Cash's legs and flips over him with a cover.
12.3!
JR: Dreadnaught has pinned Cash once, he just needs to pin Ash
to win this match!
Ash kicks Cash Flo.
Ash has the crowd going wild.
Cash Flo hits Ash.
Cash Flo punches Ash.
The crowd is behind Cash Flo all the way.
Cash Flo hits the Swinging DDT on Ash.
The crowd is behind Cash Flo all the way.
Cash Flo executes the Million Dollar Splash on Ash.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Cash Flo all the way.
KING: Now Cash just has to pin Dread.
(Ash rolls out of the ring and picks up one of the exploding boards and slides it back into the ring.)
JR: Ash has one of the exploding boards back into the ring. Hes rolling back into the ring.
King: Im beginning to think this exploding idea was a bad one.
JR: Ash is wedging the board into the corner between the ropes. He had better be careful to make sure he doesnt end up blowing himself up.
(Ash turns back towards his opponents who are thoroughly beating each other senseless. He charges them and drives an elbow into the back of Cash Flos neck. He looks at Dread and motions over towards the board. Dread looks over and acknowledges and the two help Cash Flo to his feet.)
JR: Ash and Dread seem to be on the same page with this one.
King: That must be a page with very easy to understand words for those two to understand it.
(Ash and Dread pull of Cash Flow and both grabbing and arm hurl him into the corner towards the explosives.)
*BOOM*
King: YAAAAH!!
JR: CASH FLO HAS BEEN BLOWN UP AGAIN!!! I cannot believe the poor luck of this man.
King: As if being born Cash Flo wasnt bad enough!
(Ash reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Slipping it onto his hand he turns towards Dread and delivers a vicious right that catches Dread on the chin and drops him.)
JR: ASH JUST LAID OUT DREADNAUGHT WITH THAT LOADED PUNCH!
King: He stole that from Master Z!
(Ash runs over to Cash Flow and pulls him from the smoldering board. Ash tucks Cashs head under his arm and slings his arm around his neck. Ash signals for the Lockdown and hoists Cash Flo up into the air.)
JR: LOCKDOWN ON CASH FLO!! ASH IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
King: YAAAA!
The ref counts: 1,2,3!
Cash has been pinned by both Ash and Dread, but he
still has a chance if he can pin Dread
JR: Cash just dove out of the ring on Ash.
Ash moves and Cash lands on the barrier.
Ash has found a barbed-wire chair!
He swings, Cash blocks and hits a dropkick that sends the chair in Ash's face!
King: That looks like hamburger meat!
JR: Cash sets up a table and rolls Ash on to it!
Dreadnaught leaps over the top rope onto Cash Flo.
Dreadnaught stands up and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles.
King: Cash is stumbling around!
**SMASH**
JR: Cash just got killed with that punch.
Dreadnaught rolls Cash into the ring.
Dreadnaught climbs up to the top rope.
King: He can land the LA Hangover and end this match!
JR: Dreadnaught turns towa |
