(Jerry "The Sledge" Girbowski is seen walking out of the catering area set up for the wrestlers when he is stopped by Slim Jim Sullivan)

Slim Jim: Sledge, you told me to find you later. Is this a good time?

Sledge: as good as any.....

Slim JIm: well Sledge, tonight you face Ignition in the second ever "Burning Ring of Fire" match. can you give me some comments about this?

(Sledge strokes his beard in contemplation before he starts.....)

Sledge: I don't know exactly what I can tell you Jim.... except that I KNOW I will win.... it is pre-ordained.... I had a vision last week in Australia as I layed there burning....

Slim Jim: but that was only a few moments....

Sledge: true, but if Michael Bole can impregnate his wife in fifteen seconds..... why can't I have an epiphany in the same amount of time?

Slim Jim: I'm not sure that you should talk about Michael like that..... but I see your point.....

Sledge: as I layed there burning I saw something that the conscious mind can't see.... STRINGS.... I saw the strings that Scotty Scott has been pulling on Ignition.... I realized that Ignitions actions have not been his own....

Slim Jim: I'm sorry... I don't follow.....

Sledge: Adam wrecks his car.... and all of a sudden the only people that can see him are Scotty Scott and the members of the group now known as "The Brotherhood".... a little odd isn't it?

Slim Jim: yes.... a bit....

(and Sledge looks up to the sky as if he is preaching to the devine....)

Sledge: and when I cast the devils that have taken over Ignition and cast them back into the herd that is the Brotherhood..... I hope the Brotherhood befalls the fate of the swine that Jesus cast the devils into in the country of Gergesenes.... where the ran and drown themselves into the seas.....

Slim JIm: isn't that a bit extreme Sledge?

(Sledge looks back to Slim Jim and snaps out of the semi-trance he was in)

Sledge: I hope they don't die actually... I just hope that the evils they have commited upon one of their own causes them to turn upon one another..... so that they drown in their own sea of distrust for one another......

Slim Jim: you're getting awfully metaphysical tonight Jerry.....

Sledge: well Jim.... it's that kind of night..... this week is about redemption..... and Ignition.... Adam, is my first step in that direction..... when I bring him back around.... that will be the first step to cleansing the BMWF from the Brotherhood of Evil that has formed within our ranks.....

Slim Jim: you truly beleive this, don't you Jerry....

(Sledge once again looks up for Divine inspiration)

Sledge: that I do Jimmy.... that I do.....

(Sledge looks back to the camera and smiles a disturbing smile....)

Sledge: fire is the ultimate cleanser..... fire will bring him back to us....

Slim Jim: you plan on changing him back.... TONIGHT!?!?!?!?!?

(Sledge shakes his head slowly and rubs Slim Jim's head)

Sledge: Alas no..... reconciliation is a slow process.... one does not repent and be done with it..... the external fires of tonight will burn in Adam long after tonight's match has ended.....you'll see Jimmy..... you'll see how this works out.....

(Sledge turns and walks off head held high....)

Sledge: YOUR TIME DRAWS NEAR ADAM..... REPENT...... REPENT...... REPENT!!!!!!!

fade....

>>> 

(Kolic arrives at the Tokyo Dome in a rental car. He steps out holding his
Lightweight title.)

Kolic: Tokyo, Japan. The most American city outside of America, and yet they
still don’t get it right. (Crowd boos) At least it’s similar to home, those
other cities were like traveling back in time. Thank God we didn’t go to
France, I’d be in jail for multiple counts of assault and attempted
homicide. (More boos) Those stupid cheese-eating...oh look, it’s Michael
Bole!

(Bole comes running up to Kolic)

Bole: Huff...huff...Kolic...

Kolic: Whoa, did you come running out here just for me?

Bole: No...I heard someone was coming...thought it was Lowedown...

Kolic: Just when I got my hopes up...since you’re out here, you might as
well ask me some questions.

Bole: Ok...you have a barbed wire cage match against Tai Hashi for your
title. Any thoughts?

Kolic: Wow, I didn’t think you could sink lower than you already have.
Asking me if I have any thoughts is like asking Bruiser if he drank a cold
one today, or Cash Flo if he has money. As for my thoughts, I will win this
match easily. I have something that will practically guarantee victory,
something I’m sure Tai didn’t bother to think of. And before you ask, no,
I’m not going to reveal the secret, and you’d be stupid to ask that. Next
question.

Bole: Ok. There’s talk going around that Judge called you a rookie, and you
retaliated. It also has to do with the Headhunter’s attack last Monday. What
happened?

Kolic: On the surface, not much. Some coward, and I have a pretty good idea
of who it is, hired Headhunter to attack me. Big deal. This got complex when
Judge stepped out of line. I’ve been in this business for 9 months, that
hardly counts me as a rookie. If anything, he’s jealous that I’ve become a
better Lightweight champion than he ever was, even if the competition now is
sub-par. Well, if he wants to call me that, why not let him prove it? If he
wants to prove to everyone that he’s better than me, I say do something
about it. I’ll be waiting for your response Judge.

Bole: Final question...

*RING RING*

Kolic: Hold on. (Kolic grabs his cell phone and answers) Yeah? You are
coming tonight, right? Great! I have a big surprise waiting for you when you
get here. See you then? (Kolic hangs up)

Bole: Who was that?

Kolic: None of your business. If you want to make yourself useful, grab one
of my bags. Otherwise, get out of my sight.

Bole: Fine, I’ll leave.

Kolic: Rats, I almost got him doing manual labor.

(Kolic grabs his luggage and walks into the Tokyo Dome)

Fade

>>> 

(The scene opens inside Stone Cold Bruiser's office. We find Stone Cold with
his feet on his desk, drinking a beer.)

Stone Cold: Now, we seem to have a problem with these two Jack@$$es, Tyrone
Smith and Bob "Boxman" Bartelstein. The just don't seem to know how to keep
from interrupting matches that ain't their own! These two want to destroy
each other and that's fine and well with me. But will I let them disturb MY
federation with this crap?

ANG! ANG!!

(Stone Cold takes his feet off his desk and looks right into the camera)

Stone Cold: I don't think so! I'm tired of watching these two squabble like
a bunch of little girls arguing over a My Size Barbie Doll. I want all this
ended tonight! And that is why I'm ordering their match  to be a "Water
Under the Bridge" match.

JR: A WHAT?!

Stone Cold: I've found a bridge far away from the arena where these two
punks can fight 'till their little hearts' content! And to win, one of them
has to dump the other off the bridge into the water down below! This
federation is obviously not going to be big enough to hold both men, so
somebody is going to go one way or another!

And that's the bottom line... because Stone Cold said so!

>>>

(Scene opens up inside a dark room. A single light bulb hangs from a cord above a round table. Smoke fills the room. There are a number of playing cards scattered across the tabletop along with 2 glasses containing melted ice. The camera pans out revealing Master Z standing next to the table. The rest of The Brotherhood sits around the table. Master Z pulls up a seat and takes his place with his stable mates.)

Master Z: On this 26th day of April the first Brotherhood assembles for our first meeting. It has been a long time since I had one of these, but nothing has changed. I am surrounded by a group of talented, and furthermore, dangerous men. We’ve met some resistance so far, but this federation is still up for our taking. Nobody has the power to stop us. Not Lowedown, Eco-system, Dreadnaught, White Lightning, or any combination of those men.

Scotty Scott: That was a nice touch ya had with Tobey Miliken last week, Z! How come ya didn’t let us in on that beating? I owe him a lil' somethin' somethin', ya know.

(Master Z smiles.)

Master Z: Wrestlers have been giving us a hard time as of late. Maybe they’re scared or maybe they’re stupid. I don’t know which. Whatever the case may be, I decided to send everyone a message to set them straight. Tobey, who has gotten on my bad side as of late, was perfect to make an example out of.

Hardcore Harry: Which was…

Master Z: When Maverick took control of The Brotherhood creating the bWo he didn’t know what he was doing. Leaving the group to Lowedown was even worse. You see, the bWo’s power was in their numbers… they planned it that way. With The Brotherhood, our power is in our ability. To show that, I went out BY MYSELF last week and gave that moronic rookie a lesson he would never forget.

Scotty Scott: Speaking of Tobey Miliken… He needs ta be made an example.... I got a few idears but nuthin' final just yet.

Pain: I want to make him feel my pain... Everyone thinks he is so handsome... They think I am ugly.... I hate him more than anyone now.... I want him to look like.... ME!!!!! I want to make someone a sacrifice....

Tazan: Just as it is not us amigo.

Rey: Don't hate us because we are beautiful.

Pain: You are my friends... You are safe... For now....

(Team Beautiful look a little scared.)

Rey: Master Z, you must forgive us for our failures as of late.

Tazan: We don't understand what has happened.

Scotty: The Brothahood understands... Just don't let it happen anymore.

Rey: After tonight essa....

Tazan: We will end all these young wrestlers dreams of ever becoming World Tag Team Champions.

Scotty: As for Dread and whoeva he has in his corna tanight... Don't worry 'bout a thin'... We got everythin' covered.

>>>

LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Carlos "Right-Hand Man" Ramirez...
From Mexico City...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Mafioso

(Mobb Deep's Quiet Storm blares throughout the arena as Mafioso steps out
onto the stage ramp. The Bruisertron lights up showing the words ABOVE THE
LAW scroll across the screen in old english letters. Mafioso walks down the
ramp and flings his Urban Legends fedora into the crowd towards some
beautiful women. Mafioso slides into the ring while Carlos walks over to the
ringpost while Mafioso taunts the crowd)


LILLY: His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Embalmer...
Fighting out of Parts Unknown...
Weighing in at 247 pounds...

Ravnos

(The Brood theme plays. A portion of the stage is engulfed in flames. From out of the flames arises Ravnos carrying a goblet full of blood and the Embalmer. They walk to the ring. Ravnos climbs the ringside steps to the ring apron and takes a drink from the cup.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Ravnos punches Mafioso.
Mafioso chops Ravnos.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mafioso.
Ravnos kicks Mafioso.
The chants for Ravnos are deafening.
Mafioso chops Ravnos.
Ravnos punches Mafioso.
Ravnos kicks Mafioso.
The chants for Ravnos are deafening.
Ravnos runs into the ropes.
Ravnos almost takes Mafioso's head off with a clothesline
Ravnos nails Mafioso with a gutwrench suplex.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Ravnos goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mafioso counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, Ravnos counters it with a side step.
Ravnos has the crowd going wild.
Ravnos hits Mafioso with a powerbomb.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Ravnos executes a gutwrench suplex on Mafioso.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, kickout.
Ravnos runs into the ropes.
Mafioso smacks Ravnos with a devastating clothesline to the back of the head .
Mafioso whips Ravnos into the ropes, but Ravnos reverses it.
Mafioso hits Ravnos with a kick.
Mafioso goes for a Russian legsweep, but Ravnos counters it with an elbowsmash.
Ravnos executes a bodyslam on Mafioso.
Ravnos takes Mafioso down with a forearm to the back.
Ravnos uses a snap suplex on Mafioso.
Ravnos hits a kick to the midsection on Mafioso.
Ravnos goes for the Implant DDT, but Mafioso counters it with a backdrop.
Mafioso kicks Ravnos.
Mafioso chops Ravnos.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mafioso.
Mafioso takes Ravnos down with floatover DDT.
Mafioso gives the sign for the Hit 'Em Up.
Mafioso executes the Hit 'Em Up on Ravnos.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mafioso.
Mafioso goes for the pin.
Earl Hepner counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are booing Mafioso, while a few others are cheering him.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winner is Mafioso!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>>

>>> 

(Kolic is seen standing in a hallway, holding a piece of paper in
his hand)

Kolic: This is where the note told me to meet him...when I find out
who it is, he?ll get hurt worse than I was last Monday. (Kolic
checks his watch) Come on, I don?t have all day...

Voice: There he is, vato...

(Mafioso steps out of the shadows, much to Kolic?s non-surprise.)

Kolic: Well, well, well. I should have known. It was either Tai or
you, and Tai?s too much of a coward to even hire someone to attack
me for him.

Mafioso: Yeah well listen. Don't let this go to your already massive ego ok?
I didn't do this to try and weasel my way into a match with you and Tai. I
did it it because every single person I put a hit on deserved it! The fact
that you are all ex-TCW members is just an added bonus! I wanted to tell
this to Box's face but I imagine he won't be able to at this moment. You're
lucky if you make it out of your match with Tai still as the champion but I
warn you Kolic...some big things are happening with the Urban Legends and we
will dominate all who stand in our way essa!

Kolic: Is that so? If that?s all you have to say, I?ll be on my way.

Mafioso: Just a second essa!

(Mafioso tries to rush Kolic, but Kolic ducks, grabs Mafioso, and
slams him against a wall)

Kolic: Listen up, and listen well. As long as I am champion, and
that will be a very long time, you will never beat me! I will always
be several steps ahead of you, so you?d better learn to live with
it. Rest assured, if you continue to irritate me, I will make your
live a NIGHTMARE!)

(Kolic shoves Mafioso to the ground. Mafioso quickly stands up and gets in
Kolic's face)

Kolic: If I didn't have my match coming up, I would teach you a
lesson you so desperately need. Consider yourself lucky I let you
walk. However, Carlos here may not be so fortunate...

(Kolic grabs Carlos by the hair and throws him into a stack of
folding chairs. He turns and walks down a hallway.Mafioso glares at Kolic as
he walks away)

Mafioso: You'll pay for that!

JR: Kolic showing his temper tonight!

King: He?ll need more than that to beat Tai!

JR: We?ll be right back!

>>>


(The arena lights go down and the Bruisertron lights up. ‘Earlier on Today’ appears, and the scene shows the ring crew hurriedly making their final preparations, currently checking the wire mechanism to suspend the tag-titles, for the evening’s show. The camera pans round to Ezekiel)

Ezekiel: Terror has almost arrived here in Tokyo. Last Bedlam showed a momentous stand against the newly reformed Brotherhood. This group is full of gifted individuals who have unfortunately stumbled off their paths to the light. Now they themselves may argue their strength and how the Brotherhood will dominate all.

Subversive regimes never succeed. This is not a threat, but a cold fact. Throughout history, theatre and film this can be witnessed. Fear will only get you so far along the journey. Team Beautiful have taken drastic moves to ensure that they retain their titles. Though I feel that the additional members of the Brotherhood and the Urban Legends will make themselves felt in the match tonight, their contribution will be resisted and repelled.

The truth and the light it brings will be in full strength tonight. Tobey is showing a great turn of strength and the light he is showing grows by the day.

Time is fleeting. I must prepare for the match.

(Ezekiel stands up and makes his way to the exit)

FADE

>>> 

(The scene opens in a lockeroom in the backstage area. In the far corner of
the room, The Headhunter sits on a bench, lacing up one of his boots. The
crowd can be heard from the arena, booing loudly. After a few moments there
is a knock on the door. The Headhunter looks up.)

HEADHUNTER: Come in.

(The door swings open and in walks Levon Jones. The Headhunter stands
alertly and quickly moves towards Jones.)

LEVON: Hey! Calm down boy! I ain’t here to fight!

(The Headhunter backs down, and takes a few steps back.)

LEVON: I’m here on business.

(The Headhunter stares at Jones for a few seconds.)

HEADHUNTER: Start talking.

LEVON: I’ve got a proposition for you. Seein’ how I’m goin into my match
later with the numbers against me, I could do with some backup. So how ‘bout
it?

(The Headhunter pauses for a moment.)

HEADHUNTER: What are you offering?

(Levon Jones reaches into his pocket and pulls out a brown envelope. He
hands it to The Headhunter.)

LEVON: There’s five grand in there, and if you do the job right, I’ll double
it.

(The Headhunter nods his head.)

HEADHUNTER: That’s good. So what do you want from me?

LEVON: Simple, when the triple threat match gets underway I want you to come
to the ring with me and take out both Vernon and Tamer.

HEADHUNTER: What’s wrong with your Urban Legend buddies? Are they still
getting over the beatings that I gave them?

(Levon snarls.)

LEVON: Listen pal, what’s goin down with the Urban Legends ain’t got
nothin’' to do with you! They’ve got their own problems to deal with. I
didn’t want to come to you, it pains me to give you my hard earned cash, but
I know that I can guarantee you’ll do the business when money is involved.

HEADHUNTER: I don’t crap on any clients unless they don’t give me what I
want.

LEVON: And that’s in that envelope. So I’ll come for you on my way to the
ring.

(He turns to walk away, but stops before he reaches the door.)

LEVON: Don’t screw me boy! You will regret it!

(The Headhunter smirks at Levon Jones. The two stare at each other for a
moment before Levon turns and walks through the door. The Headhunter sits
back down and finishes lacing his boots.)

FADE

>>>

(Inferno and Mineral are walking out of their dressing room when a flustered man with headphones on runs up to them.)

Headphone Man: Inferno-san! Mineral-san! So very sorry, but we have problem.

Inferno: All right, what happened?

Headphone Man: Well, sound men were not expecting you when started BMWF Tour, and now they no have your entrance music!

Mineral: (laughs) That's no problem! Say, what did you say your name was?

Headphone Man: Did not say, but it's Tenchi.

Mineral: Cool. Tenchi, could you hold one second?

Tenchi: Most certainly, but only a second.

(Mineral runs back in the room, and we see clothes going flying. He suddenly runs back out with a CD.)

Mineral: Track 10. Play that for our music, all right?

Tenchi: What about video?

Inferno: We won't need it. Thanks, though.

(The Eco-System bows to Tenchi who retiurns the bow. Tenchi exits.)

Inferno: What did you give him?

(Mineral whispers something in Inferno's ear.)

Inferno: Oh yeah, that's an awesome song!

Mineral: Thought you'd approve.

(The Eco-System exits.)

FADE

>>>

(The camera fades in to show Hardcore Harry stretching in The Brotherhood
locker room. Michael Bole comes walking into the room startling Hardcore
Harry)

Bole: Folks I am here in The Brotherhood locker room with a man that is
about to walk out to the ring with his partner, Pain.

(Harry doesn’t look impressed)

Bole: Tonight all of The Brotherhood will be competing in matches, Hardcore
Harry and Pain will be standing up to the challenge that Eco-System has put
out. Harry what are your thoughts about all of the controversy flowing
around the BMWF about The Brotherhood?

Harry: The first thing that pops into my head after I heard all these other
so called “superstars” is jealousy. They are all jealous it’s simple as that
my friend. I guarantee you that if someone like Eco-System or that Tobey guy
were apart of The Brotherhood they would be defending themselves just as we
are, but the problem is, you have to be elite to be a “Brother.”

(Harry takes a sip from his water bottle then continues to stretch)

Harry: These guys are nothing but jealous and they want to be apart of The
Brotherhood so what do they do? They try to pick a fight with us to get some
of our spot light but tonight we will prove all of that will backfire! You
see, tonight we are going to destroy our opponents, like Eco, so horribly
that we will send them back to the jobber level.

Bole: It could happen folks, but Harry me and all of the fans want to know
about your partner Pain.

(Harry pauses for a minute then smiles)

Harry: Pain and I had our problems in the past and yes they were very big
problems but we met a few weeks back and talked all of our differences out
and that guy still scares me.

Bole: But you tried to run you down with a vehicle, and you ran over him
with a monster truck!!!

Harry: I know I know but Michael what you have to realize is that Pain and I
have a lot of respect for each other so it was easier for us to get over all
that mess.

Bole: Okay but after all of that can you trust him?

(Harry stops and thinks for a minute then answers)

Harry: He is a “Brother” so yes I defiantly trust him.

Bole: It has been a while since you have been in a tag team match at a pay
per view so how do you think you can handle that coming into this match here
in Tokyo?

Harry: Bole what you fail to remember is that I am a two time Tag Team
Champion so I am used to wrestling tag matches but what Eco-System fails to
realize is that I accomplished what they have done over their entire career
in only a few months of mine. So what does that tell you?

Bole: Anything could happen.

Harry: No Bole, Eco-System isn’t on The Brotherhood’s level and if Pain and
I really wanted too we could walk through and dominate the BMWF Tag Team
division and that is as simple as that.

Bole: So will that be your decision or is that just a comment?

Harry: I don’t know Bole, that remains to be seen, if I can’t get a worthy
opponent then yeah Pain and I might team up to bring some Hardcore Hell to
the tag division.

Bole: Well thank you for your time Harry and good luck tonight with
Eco-System.

(Harry lets out a laugh as Michael Bole exits the locker room. Pain walks out of the shadows as Bole stands shocked.)

Bole: I didn't know you were here.

Pain: No one did... Like I told the Brothers in the meeting earlier.... Tonight there will be a sacrifice.... I have been plagued with something that is aliebn to me... Human emotions.... Compassion if you will... BUt tonight... there will be no comapssion... There will be no nice Pain.... There is no such thing as nice Pain...But Eco System will find out exactly what it is like to have me when I am upset.... Now as for these fans that chant ugly while I am in the ring... The more you do that.... The more pain PAin will have to dish out!!!!

Bole: You have been ultraviolent as of late.

Pain: Are you making fun of me Michael? You know I don't like it when people make fun of me....

Bole: No... I was just...

Pain: That is what I thought.

(Pain walks out of the room.)
Fade……

>>>

LILLY: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

At a total combined weight of 631 pounds...
From Jacksonville, NC... weighing in at 256 pounds...
Hardcore Harry
His partner...
weighing in at 375 pounds...
"The Big Dead Machine" Pain

("Bodies" by Drowning Pool blasts as Pain walks out and joins Hardcore Harry in the ring. He raises his arms and drops them as flames shoot out of the cornerposts. Harry looks confident standnig beside Pain.)

Pain: Eco System... I have heard rumors that you have been laughing at me... Saying that I am ugly.... Saying that I am a freak of nature.... Saying that I am a scar on the face of humanity.... I AM NOT HUMAN!!!! I AM THE BIG DEAD MACHINE!!!!

Crowd: UG-LY UG-LY UG-LY!!!!

Pain: STOP THAT!!!! STOP IT!!!!! ECO SYSTEM YOUR MINE!!!!!

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 491 pounds...
Inferno... Mineral... ECO-SYSTEM

PA: ECO-LIFE! LET'S DO IT ONE MORE TIME!

(A VERY familiar guitar riff to anyone who watched a Rocky movie begins, and red and blue lights begin blinking on stage. "Eye of The Tiger" begins to play.)

PA: Rising up, back on the street,
Did my time, took my chances,
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet,
Just a man, and his will to survive!
So many times, it happens too fast,
You trade your passion for glory,
Don't lose a grip on the dreams of the past,
You must fight just to keep them alive!

(The Eco-System comes out, wearing gray hoodies and walking slowly and deliberately. The crowd pops, as they smile and point to the ring. There is a generic yet explosive pyro, and the Eco-System takes that as a cue to make a break for it. They run down to the ring, high-fiving fans as they do so.)

PA: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT!
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR LIFE!
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STARTS TO SPREAD OUT AT NIGHT!
AND HE DOES SO IN THE EYE OF THE TIGER!

JR: Look at these Japanese fans! They're going crazy for the Eco-System, who returned for one last match just for the opportunity to wrestle in the great country of Japan!

PA: Rising up straight to the top,
Had the guts, took the glory,
Went the distance now I'm not gonna stop,
Just a man, and his will to survive!

(Inferno and Mineral hop to the top turnbuckles, posing and flexing for the audience. Inferno gestures for a microphone, and Aquatic tosses one to him.)

PA: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT!
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR LIFE!
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STARTS TO SPREAD OUT AT NIGHT!
AND HE DOES SO IN THE EYE OF THE TIGER!

Inferno: Cut the music, cut the music. (The music stops playing.) Tonight….tonight is a time for a little redemtion. We never got our farewell match at BruiserMania that we wanted, so tonight, we have a chance to fix that. Right here in Tokyo, Japan, (cheer) we have the opportunity to put it all on the line. Tonight is the night where we just have to come out here and wreste like never before. To leave a lasting memory in the hearts and the minds of all the people, it's all a wrestler ever wants.

Mineral: (taking the microphone.) So tonight, we're asking you fans to be involved. Get into the match. Live vicariously through us. And maybe, just maybe….we can make this undercard match steal the show, all right. So just stay with us. (Mineral throws back his head.) IF YOU FEEL IT, SAY IT…..

Crowd/Eco-System: EKKO-LIIIFE!

Mineral: Domo arigato! (Mineral hands the microphone back to the tech crew.)

*DING DING*

JR: There's the bell!
Inferno locks up with Pain.
Pain throws Inferno with a simple armdrag.
Pain laughs at the fallen Inferno.

JR: Pain using his brute power to just throw Inferno off there!

Inferno suddenly runs at Pain, knocking him off balance.
Inferno starts pounding on Pain's head with closed fists as the referee admonishes him.
Inferno begins to bite into Pain's head, but releases at the referee's 4-count.

King: YAAH! Inferno's gone NUTS, JR!

(Inferno throws the massive Pain into the corner, and quickly German Suplexes him out! Inferno hops to the top rope and comes off with a 360-degree leg drop!)

JR: 360-full degrees, and Inferno always makes every one of them count!

Inferno tags in Mineral, who he pulls over to Pain.
Inferno grabs Pain's leg into a half-Boston Crab.
Mineral puts Pain's forebody into a full nelson.

JR: ECO-LOCK! Inferno is not the legal man and needs to leave the ring, but this devastating move only takes three seconds to do damage!!!

(Harry runs in and breaks up the Eco-Lock. Inferno responds by kicking Harry in the gut, lifting him overhead, and giving him the Raging Inferno into the steel steps! Inferno slides out of the ring.)

King: HA HA! Harry might have a concussion!

JR: King, you're sick!

Mineral goes for the cover on Pain, but he only gets a two-count as Pain gets back up.
Mineral begins arguing with the referee, distracting him away from Aquatic acending the turnbuckles.
Aquatic leaps off, giving Pain a Wave Curl and sending him flying as she slides out of the ring.

King: Mineral and Aquatic working together! The Eco-System makes every second count, JR!

(Mineral grabs the discombobulated Pain and slowly and painfully lifts him over his head to a huge cheer from the crowd.)

JR: OH MY GOSH! THE 330+ PAIN IS OVER MINERAL'S HEAD!

Mineral executes the Boulder-Than-Thou on Pain.
Mineral goes for the cover, but Pain kicks out at two.
Mineral is visibly upset, and kicks Pain in the gut as he gets up.

He makes a tag.

Inferno whips Pain into the ropes.
Inferno and Pain get hit with a double clothesline.
Inferno runs into the ropes.
Inferno hits Pain with an elbow.
Inferno goes for a spear, but Pain side-steps and Inferno only hits air.
Pain whips Inferno into the ropes.
Pain hits Inferno with a clothesline.
Pain is going for the cover.
Jack Slone counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Pain tags out.

Inferno and Hardcore Harry lock up in the middle of the ring.
Inferno gets a thumb in Harry's eye, and Harry steps back.
The referee admonishes Inferno, and Inferno nails Harry with a neckbreaker.

JR: Inferno being unusually aggressive here tonight.

King: It's his last match, JR! Cut him some slack!

(Aquatic hops up to the apron, and calls over the referee. While she is distracting the ref, Inferno pulls out his brass knuckles and nails Harry in the head, busting him open.)

JR: I can't believe it! Inferno resorting to…oh, who am I kidding, he'll never change.

The referee turns around, and Inferno sees him.
Inferno fakes that the brass knuckles were Harry's, and hands them over to the referee.
The referee goes to put the knuckles away, and Inferno pushes Harry over to Aquatic, who spits blue mist in his face.

King: HA HA! The Eco-System is just playing with the brotherhood, JR!

(Pain runs in in a fury, but the referee sees him and pushes him back into his corner as best he can. Inferno throws Harry outside the ring to Mineral, who hoists him up over the steel steps.)

JR: Uh-oh…this is the Eco-System's most violent version of the old Prime Time standby!

Inferno goes to the top rope.
Mineral uses an Alley Oop as Inferno hits a Famouser-Take Two on the Steel Steps!

*CRASH*

JR: BY GOSH, LOOK AT HARRY! HE'S BUSTED OPEN EVEN WIDER!

(Inferno rolls Harry inside the ring, and slides back in with him. He goes for the cover as the ref counts: 1..2…Harry has his foot rolled under the bottom rope. Inferno is furious.)

Harry makes the tag.

JR: Pain just grabbed Inferno by the head and threw him across the ring. Mineral is coming in the ring and is greeted by a big boot.

King: He nearly took his head off with that!!!

JR: Pain has Inferno again.... He is choking the life out of Inferno!!!!

King: Mineral is back up!!!!

JR: Pain just backhanded Mineral!!!!
Pain goes for a roundhouse right, but Inferno reverses it.
Inferno whips Pain into the ropes.
Inferno takes Pain down with a spear.
Inferno runs into the ropes.
Inferno goes for a spear, but Pain counters it with a kneelift.
Inferno tags out to Mineral.
Mineral and Inferno hit Pain with a double DDT.
Inferno leaves the ring.
Mineral goes for a spear, but Pain counters it with a kneelift.
Pain whips Mineral into the ropes.
Pain misses with a clothesline.
Pain hits Mineral with a shoulderblock.
Pain nails Mineral with a roundhouse right.
Pain smacks Mineral with a devastating clothesline .
Pain goes for a slap, but Mineral blocks it.
Mineral runs into the ropes.
Pain misses with a clothesline.
Pain hits an elbowsmash on Mineral.

Pain is stomping away on Mineral in the corner.
Mineral tucks under Pain's leg and locks into a Boston Crab.
Pain is howling in pain (HAR!) until he reaches the rope, and Mineral relinquishes the hold.

King: Look at Mineral's face, JR! He's going into the corner, he's in that three-point stance….get ready!

(As Pain gets up and turns around to face Mineral, Mineral expoldes out of the corner with a spear that takes Pain clean off the ground! The ring quivers, knocking both Harry and Inferno off the apron.)

JR: Look at where Pain just rolled away from! By gosh, there is a DENT in the mat!

Mineral delivers a huge headbutt to the fallen pain, busting him open even more and causing a slight trickle down Mineral's face.
Mineral suddenly stands up and gets a "wild eye" expression. He scouts Pain as he gets up.
Mineral suddenly locks in a SCOTTAMISSION ON PAIN!

King: YAAAH! SCOTTAMISSION! SCOTTAMISSION!

JR: Scotty Scott, the co-leader of the Brotherhood, is having his most famous move used against his subordinate here!

Pain is howling in agony, as he falls to one knee.
Mineral has had the hold locked in for 15 seconds, and the blood is flowing from Pain's head like a spigot.
Pain falls to both knees, and is fading fast.

King: This could be it! This could be all it takes for the Eco-System!

(Hardcore Harry runs in and breaks up the Scottamission, and Mineral immediately nails him in the gut. Mineral hooks Harry up and executes the Hardcore Hell on him.)

JR: HARDCORE HELL TO HARDCORE HARRY! How fitting is that?!?

Mineral whips Pain into the ropes.
Mineral bounds off the ropes himself, and nails an Avalanche on Pain.
Pain goes down hard, but so does Mineral!

King: What? Why did Mineral go down?

JR: Let's see that again!

REPLAY: different angle.
Mineral recieves a Coronary punch from Pain as he hits the Avalanche.

King: Oh, that explains it. Poor Mineral, I don't know if he could get up!

(Mineral and Pain are being counted down by the referee, but as soon as the referee hits three, Mineral jumps up and starts shaking like a madman.)

JR: I guess he can! Look at him, he's looking as energized as the start of the match!

Mineral starts punching out Pain as he gets up, and rears back, knocking Pain down again.
Harry runs in again, and Mineral takes him down with another punch.
Mineral Avalanches Harry over the ropes to a tremendous cheer.

King: JR, I don't think the Eco-System can be stopped tonight!!!

JR: Mineral gives him a DDT, but Pain doesn't even care.
The crowd is behind Pain all the way.
Mineral hits Pain with a DDT.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Pain sits up.
The crowd is behind Pain all the way.
Mineral sends Pain into the turnbuckle, but Pain reverses it.
Pain kicks Mineral.
The crowd is behind Pain all the way.
Pain smacks Mineral with a devastating flying clothesline .
The crowd is giving Pain a standing ovation.
Pain hits Mineral with a backbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Pain.

JR: Pain has MIneral up and ready for a chokeslam.... Inferno is coming in!!!!

King: Look out Pain!!!!

JR: He has both members of Eco System up!!!! CHOKESLAM!!!!!

King: Hahahaha!!!!!

JR: Pain just showed everyone how string he really is by chokeslaming both members of Eco System!!!!

Pain tags out to hardcore Harry
Hardcore Harry and Pain whip Mineral into the ropes.
They hit Mineral with a double kick to the midsection.
Pain leaves the ring.
Hardcore Harry takes Mineral down with a piledriver.
Hardcore Harry nails Mineral with an atomic drop.
Pain enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Inferno enters the ring and lays out Pain.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Inferno.
Mineral and Inferno whip Hardcore Harry into the ropes.
They hit Hardcore Harry with a double elbowsmash.

Inferno puts Harry in a full-nelson, but harry breaks the hold.
Mineral tries to come in, but the referee runs over to stop him.
Inferno nails a low-blow on Hardcore Harry while the referee is distracted.

King: Inferno's giving the "3" sign! You know what's next!

(Inferno hoks up Harry, and nails not one, not two, but THREE consecutive snap suplexes! Inferno suddenly hooks up Harry in a powerbomb position after a quick breath and backs into the Eco-System's corner.)

JR: Are you KIDDING me? We haven't seen this move since Invasion 2003 against The World's Greatest Tag Team!

Mineral blind tags in, and climbs the top rope.
Mineral comes off with a flying Avalanche bringing down the Raging Inferno as well.

*SLAM*

King: Did you feel that? The ground shook again!

JR: About 600 pounds altogether plummeting from 7 feet up tends to do that!

(Mineral is dazed, but manages to roll into the cover. The referee counts: 1…2..Pin breaks up the three-count.)

JR: COME ON! Pain and Harry have been breaking up pins that would have definetely meant a loss all night!

Mineral stands up and looks Pain in the eye.
Pain is suddenly taken aback by this.
Mineral gives Pain a little two-finger slap.

King: WHOA! I think Mineral just punked out that 7-foot-2 monster!

(Pain lunges at Mineral with a forearm, but Mineral ducks and goes aroun back, German Suplexing Pain.. Pain begins to get up and is met with a second release German, sending him right into Harry's body! Harry writhes in pain (har!) as Pain rolls out of the ring.)

JR: THIS COULD BE IT! THIS COULD BE THE OPENING!

Outside the ring, Inferno DDTs the bloody Pain on the steel steps.
Pain is looking unconcious.
Inside the ring, Mineral whips Harry into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with an Avalanche.

King: YAAH! PAIN IS DOWN! HARRY IS DOWN!

JR: I FEEL IT! THIS IS THE END, KING!

Mineral drags Harry over to Inferno, and he tags Inferno in.
Inferno gives Harry a huge Sun Flare.
The Eco-System signals for the Nature's Fury.
The crowd is chanting: "NAY-TURR-FOO-RI!"

JR: HERE IT COMES! THE SINGLE MOST EFFECTIVE TAG FINISHER IN THE WORLD TODAY!! THE NATURE'S FURY!

KING: Huh? They never won a match with this move, did they?

JR: Mineral and Inferno execute a violent Nature's Fury, jumping back for good measure.
Harry hits the mat hard, and is bleeding profusely.
Inferno goes for the cover.
The referee counts: One…Two….

Pain pulls the ref out of the ring!!

KING: YAHHH!

JR: Pain has Mineral by the hair.

King: The end is near... I can smell it.

JR: CORONARY ON MINERAL!!!!!

King: TOMBSTONE ON INFERNO!!!!!

JR: PAIN IS GOING FOR THE PIN!!!!

Aquatic enters the ring and hits Pain with a chair.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Jack Slone calls for the DQ.
The crowd is giving Pain a standing ovation.

*DING DING*

LILLY: The winners are Hardcore Harry and Pain!

JR: Wait! Pain has Aquatic!

CHOKESLAM TO AQUATIC!!!

KING: What a match!

JR: Hardcore Harry and Pain are walking up the ramp, tired and bloody men…wait! What are Mineral and Inferno doing?

Mineral and Inferno run up the ramp with glass globes.
They bust them into Harry and Pain's head, sending glass shards everywhere.
Harry and Pain both fall to their knees, and Aquatic comes up, taking them both out with a shining wizard.

JR: COME ON! THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY!

King: The Eco-System just wanted to get one last glass globe shot in, JR!

JR: Look out! It's Scotty and Master Z!

Brass Knux right between the eyes of Inferno by Master Z!

KING: Scotty nails Mineral with Brass Knux, too!

JR: They're pounding away on Eco-System!

KING: Eco should have stayed in Norway!

JR: We'll be right back!

>>> 

JR: I am getting word the BMWF World Tag Team Champions are standing by with Michael Bole.

King: Finally some words of wisdom from the tag team ranks.

(Michael Bole is standing with Rey Bucanerro and Tazan Boy.)

Bole: You guys have been on quite a losing streak as of late.

Rey: Hey!!! That is in the past. We have been thinking about this match ever since we heard that we were in this botto loco.

Tazan: I have had it up to here with these guys thinking that they can defeat the greatest tag team ever in the BMWF for OUR tag team titles.

Rey: They think that just because we have been making a few mistakes here and there that we are ripe for the taking....

Tazan: They are sorely mistaken amigo.

Rey: LIke Tazan Boy said... We have been hearing how everyone out there wants to see us lose these straps and I for one am going to be more than glad to make them all feel pitiful that they even thought that the greatest tag team ever would fall victim to these young grapplers.

Tazan: After tonight... Everyone out there will know that we are the dominat tag team in the BMWF and that the Brotherhood is the strongest force ever to be in the BMWF...

Rey: Plain and simple essa.

Bole: But the odds are really against you.

Rey: The odds have been against us before and we walked out champions and tonight is no difference.

Tazan: We went in a match last year against the Union and walked out the champions and this year we have three new teams that are decent but they are not where close to us.

Bole: But they...

Rey: No buts about it botto... We are and will always be the tag team champions.

Tazan: Now Michael... We have a match to see about.

Bole: Thanks for the time guys.

Rey: The pleasure has been all yours.

(Team Beautiful walk away as the camera fades to black.)

>>>

(The scene opens in the Urban Legends locker room.
Levon Jones and William Black have just finished
getting into their wrestling gear.)

Levon:  Tonight's the night, man.

Black:  You betcha.

Levon:  Four teams, two belts, one match.

Black:  Yes.

Levon:  You ready for this?

Black:  Hell yes.

Levon:  We gon' go kick some @$$es and claim what is
ours.

Black:  Those Tag Team Titles are our prize.  No one
else in this match can compete.

Levon:  Team Beautiful?

Black:  It's gonna get ugly.

Levon:  Hollywood Inc.?

Black:  The big one's about to hit Hollywood.

Levon:  The Darkening?

Black:  We're about to turn the lights on them.

Levon:  The BMWF?

Black:  Urban Legends turf now.

Levon:  So we gonna do this?

Black:  We're gonna do this.

Levon:  What?

Black:  We're gonna do this!

Levon:  Let's show these punks what we're made of
then!

Black:  They're gonna feel the Boom!

Levon:  And That's That!

(Psyched up for their match, they exit their locker
room.)

FADE OUT

>>> 

(Tobey is in the back taping his wrists up when Micheal Bole comes in for a quick interview.)

Bole: Tobey tonight is a huge night for Hollywood Inc.

Tobey: Bole, babe, tonight is not huge...IT'S ENORMOUS. Tonight Hollywood Inc. is going to walk down to that ring as challengers, but after we beat Team Beautiful, Spoon and Axe and Levon and Black... we walk away champions.

Bole: It must be hard to get the training in that is necessary when you are traveling about and in planes so much doing this world tour. How have you trained for tonights match up.

Tobey: You know Bole me and Zeke we are different in personalities but so much alike when it comes to working in that ring. You see it's all about the mind. John Madden once said that football is 90% mental and the other half is physical. Wrestling is 100% mental and 50% physical. You see Bole you can have the body, you can have the pride and the arrogance, but if you don't believe in yourself, you aint got Jack.

Bole: So how have you trained this week?

Tobey: Yeah, I watched the tapes. I watch the great matches that these guys have had. But I have went over and over and over how I am going to wrestle tonight. I prepared mentally and of course as you can see physically. BUT TONIGHT... YOU ARE GOING TO SEE HOLLYWOOD INC like you have never seen us before.

Bole: More intense? More extreme? More physical?

Tobey: No Bole...AS CHAMPIONS.

>>> 

King: Have I ever told you about my days back in the Southern Region, when I was pitted against King Kong Al Bundy? You see, what happened was… 

JR: Sorry, King. We’re going to have to interrupt your story. I’m told something has just happened backstage. We’re going there now! 

(The shot switches to a backstage area, where two wrestlers are seen lying on the floor, both unconscious, with a broken table and some broken glass around them.)
 
JR: That’s The Darkening – Axe and Witherspoon! Who did this to them? 

(The camera pans to the right, and shows Scrappy Joe Tunny and Mafioso standing, grinning at the carnage. Tunny has a chain wrapped around his fist, and Mafioso is holding an aluminum baseball bat.)
 
Tunny: I think that’ll do it. Those punks didn’t stand a chance against the Hit Squad anyway. Now they’re not gonna be a factor at all! 

Mafioso: (Patting Tunny on the shoulder) Hey, Tunny. Even if these vatos do make it to the ring for their match, it’ll only be for part two of the Urban Legends beatdown! 

(The two attackers laugh and walk away from the scene. The camera pans back to the unconscious pair on the floor)
 
JR: The Darkening is scheduled to take part in the tag team title match coming up very soon! Will they be still be able to compete?
 
King: Who cares? The real question is, where were the BMWF cameras when this beating was going on?
 
(The scene fades.)

>>>

(The scene opens in the weight room. Dumbbells sit on racks against the
walls, and several benches are dotted around the room. In the far corner,
someone is working out, bench-pressing. As the camera moves closer the
weightlifter is identified as Box.)

JR: Here we are with Box, working out before his highly anticipated match
with Tyrone Smith!

KING: Box works out?! Wait! That's not Box! Box isn't even at the arena! That's Blizzard, the man of 1001 masks of BMWF superstars! He's wearing a Box mask! What a moron! Why would anyone want to look like Box?

(He takes the bar in his hands and allows the weight to drop close to his
chest. He pushes the bar up. Suddenly The Headhunter runs in and smashes Box
in the stomach with a steel chair. "Box" drops the bar onto his chest and
yells in pain. The Headhunter pushes the bar off of "Box" and it crashes onto
the floor.)

JR: It looks like The Headhunter is carrying out another hit!

KING: I bet it’s Tyrone!

JR: I doubt it King, Tyrone seems to take care of his own business.

(The Headhunter drags "Box" from off the bench and hoists him up in the
gorilla press position. After a few seconds he drops "Box" across the bench,
causing it to collapse.)

JR: What condition is "Box" going be in after this?

KING: Who cares? He's the ultimate jobber anyway!

(The Headhunter drags "Box" across the room, towards a drinks table. "Box"
manages to slither free, so The Headhunter stomps him in his chest. The
Headhunter clears the surface of the table with one swoop. He raises "Box" up,
then executes a near perfect belly to belly suplex, sending Box crashing
through the table.)

KING: He’s doing a hell of a number on "Blizzard Box" JR!

JR: He seems to get more vicious each time.

(The Headhunter kneels down at the side of the motionless Box.)

HEADHUNTER: Hey pal! How’s it going? Well you’ve made a lot of enemies
recently, huh? And I bet you’re wondering who hired hell to destroy you.
Well I’ll let them reveal their face to you themselves. Good luck with your
match pal. See you around.

(The Headhunter stands and leaves "Box" in a heap on the floor.)

KING: Do you have to pay extra for the trash talking?

FADE

>>>

(The scene opens in the Prime Time locker room, where
Vernon Vanderbilt and Tamer are having a
conversation.)

Vernon:  If you don't bring your best-

Tamer:  You know me better than that, Vern.

Vernon:  And how about Shane?

Tamer:  He's going to make things interesting, I
suppose.

Vernon:  You know I didn't really want him involved in
this.

Tamer:  Yeah.

Vernon:  But after what he did to Clancy, well,
something needs to be done.

Tamer:  Yeah.

Vernon:  But don't you let him distract you from me.
I want your attention tonight.  We can do what we must
to get him out of the way.

Tamer:  So seriously, Vern, are you going to tell me
why this match was so important to you?

Vernon:  It's hard to explain, Tamer.  I guess I
needed an opponent I could trust.

Tamer:  That's an odd statement.

Vernon:  Yeah.

Tamer:  But I think I understand.

Vernon:  Good.  I promise, you'll know more soon
enough.

Tamer:  Well, good luck tonight Vern.

Vernon:  And good luck to you also.  I'm gonna go take
a walk.  I'm sure you could use the time alone anyway.

Tamer:  Yeah.

Vernon:  I'll see you in the ring.

Tamer:  In the ring.

(Vernon stands.  They look at each other.  Tamer
extends his hand, Vernon takes it, and they shake.
Vernon then turns and exits, leaving Tamer alone.)

FADE OUT

>>>

LILLY: This contest is a four way ladder match for the BMWF Tag Titles


Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 427 pounds...
The BMWF World Tag Team Champions...
Rey Bucanerro... Tazan Boy... TEAM BEAUTIFUL

("We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts over the PA as Team Beautiful walk out with the BMWF World Tag Team titles draped over their shoulders. They are shining them up as they walk down the rampway. They ignore some female fans as they enter the ring. They jump on the ring ropes and hold up the titles.)

Rey: Man oh man.... It seems that so many people want to take our titles away from us. But they have not been able to do it.

Tazan: Sure they have some wins over us... But even the best have to lose sometimes.

Rey: But tonight we are not going to lose....

Tazan: And these belts will be going back to the states around our waist and not any of these rookies. They will find out what it is really like to be in the ring with two proud luchadores.

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 595 pounds.
William Black...Levon "The Truck" Jones...THE HIT SQUAD

LILLY: Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 544 pounds...

Witherspoon...Axe...THE DARKENING 

(The Tokyo Dome, in Tokyo Japan is bathed in darkness as they hear the laughter of children followed by taunting and teasing when suddenly a huge pyro erupts at the front entrance and Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" blares from the speaker systems. The sold out capacity crowd roar with boos letting their feelings shown towards the two wrestlers about to appear from the back.)

(As the cloud of smoke clears The Darkening are seen standing on the stage. Witherspoonand Axe are both wearing new t-shirts which are available at the concession stands which on the front read "The Darkening" and on the back "Forsaken like the rest..." Witherspoon has his army duffel bag slung over his right shoulder wearing camo pants and black boots and Axe holding his duffel bag in his left hand with his torn denim shorts and black Doc Martins.)

(The two methodically make their way down the ramp looking up at the tag team titles which hang up in the rafters as the two are focused and determined to win as they both slide into the ring putting their duffel bags down and climb opposite turnbuckles soaking in the boos before jumping down and receiving a mic from the announcer. Axe stops and bows to each side of the crowd only to be booed out even louder he shakes his head in disgust.)

Axe: I try to show respect to you people and in return I get booed?!

(Crowd again boos Axe.)

JR: I think Axe got his answer.

King: Yeah and uh-oh here comes the chants I guess this is for good measure! HA HA!

ONE SIDE OF CROWD: SPOON SUCKS! SPOON SUCKS!

OTHER SIDE: AXE-HOLE! AXE-HOLE! AXE-HOLE!

Axe: You know after tonight The Darkening are finally going to get the respect and recognition we rightfully deserve from you idiotic fans once we become the new Tag Team Champions!

(Crowd continues to rain down boos.)

Axe: You peons along with the rest of them watching at home will finally come to your senses and see the potential...power...and determination The Darkening has to offer! You will see the greatest tag team ever assembled in the BMWF!

JR: Yeah...right.

King: Quiet JR!

JR: When do you suddenly become a follower of these guys?

King: Ever since I lost one hundred bucks!

Axe: You will see the future whether you like it or not! Witherspoon and I are going to tear down this competition in the ring...nobody has anything on us! Not Team Beautiful! Not The Hit Squad! And DEFINITELY not Hollywood Inc.!

(Axe tosses the mic to Witherspoon who catches it as the crowd starts up.)

CROWD: SPOON SUCKS! SPOON SUCKS! SPOON SUCKS!

(Witherspoon closes his eye's and grins.)

Witherspoon: I love that chant. I really do. Nothing makes me happier then to hear all of my "fans" cheering my name.

JR: What a sadistic man.

Witherspoon: So now, I get a chance for my revenge against Tobey Miliken, and as a little added incentive, the tag team titles.

(Witherspoon laughs slightly)

Witherspoon: And we brought some things to help us on our way.

(Witherspoon reaches into his duffel bag and pulls out something that looks like a wood katana, and there is scattered chearing when he lifts it up into the air by the handle.)

Witherspoon: The shinai, or Kendo Stick is currently made out of four peices of Bamboo, but in the ancient days, it was made from Oak. In the hands of a skilled combatant, it could break bones, and cut skin.

(Witherspoon sets his mic down and opens his duffel bag dumping the contents as does Axe.)

JR: OH NO! This is no a DQ match King!

King: Well duh! It IS a ladder match JR!

JR: Witherspoon has a Louisville baseball bat, his tire iron, and razor wire, and that old style kendo stick!

King: Yeah and Axe has everything but the kitchen sink! HA HA!

JR: He's got those thumbtacks again King! And his kendo stick, road signs, 2X4's OH MY!

(Axe picks up the microphone.)

Axe: It seems we have a lot on our side seeing as this is a no disqualification match...so I hope you boys brought something to fight with!

(Axe hands the mic back as the two go over to their respective corners and talk strategy as they wait for the bell and opponents.)

 
LILLY: Their opponents...
Led to the ring by "The Director" Shawn Rollins...
At a total combined weight of 497 pounds...
Ezekiel..."Movie Star" Tobey Miliken...HOLLYWOOD, INC.

JR: Just to let you folks know this is a tag team championship ladder match and there is no disqualification and everyone is in the ring at the same time also known as a tornado tag match!

King: I can't wait JR!

JR: Witherspoon is going straight for Tobey Miliken with that wooden sword of his! This match hasn't even started yet! Tobey drops to the ground and pushes himself back against the ropes and out of the way! Witherspoon is just standing their smirking at him!

King: Give em hell Spoonie!

JR: He's raising that sword above his head and, wait! He just turned and slapped Black across the face! He's raining blows with that wooden sword on William Black! Black is lifting his arms up to fend off the strikes, but Witherspoon is just continuing to attack him! Levon Jones goes to assist his partner!

*CRACK*

King: He could have blinded Jones with that!

JR: Witherspoon has just smacked Levon Jones accross the face with that sword!
Witherspoon has just clotheslined both men out of the ring!

*DING DING*

JR: And there's the bell!

Axe and Ezekiel face off as Ezekiel tries to go for a right hook but its blocked by Axe who follows with a hard chop to the chest.

Witherspoon has turned around and is raining blows on Tobey Miliken!

King: I knew he hadn't forgotten about him!

JR: What a knife hand chop!
And another!
Three times!

King: His chest is beat red!

JR: Axe sends Ezekiel to the ropes and manages to duck a clothesline but grabs his kendo stick from off the mat.

Witherspoon is raining boots on Tobey's chest! This isn't pretty folks!

JR: Ezekiel coming back now!

*CRACK!*

JR: OH MY GAWD! What a thunderous shot to the head by Axe with that kendo stick!
Tobey now making his way over to help out his fallen partner!

*CRACK!*

King: Looks like Tobey's help backfired! Witherspoon hit him hard across the head!

JR: Levon Jones is back in the ring now!
Axe gets hit with a hard right forearm by Levon Jones as he falls to his knees the kendo stick out of his hands.

JR: Levon now picking up Ax-OH! Axe just gave Levon a cheap shot with that kendo stick!

King: HA HA! I love it!

Axe begins to deliver hard rights and lefts to Levon causing him to stagger back until receiving an elbowsmash to the head.

JR: Axe is doing his best of eliminating the competition as he's leaving the ring looks like he's after the ladder!
William Black is in the ring now!
Axe slides the ladder into the ring with the ladder but is nailed with several punches and kicks by William Black.

JR: Now Axe and Black are at it and OH! Axe just raked the eyes of Black how cheap is that!
Witherspoon has Release German Suplexed Rey into Tazan!
He's locked in a head lock on Rey and is driving his knees into the backs of Tazan

King: I love it JR!

Axe whips Black to the ropes and as he returns he picks him up and executes a powerslam on the ladder.

JR: OH MY GAWD! Axe just powerslammed Black on that ladder!
Axe is now kicking Black off the ladder and setting it up into the turnbuckle!
Here comes Tobey and Axe has no idea he's right behi-OH! Axe just hip tossed Tobey onto that ladder!
Rey and Tazan are up and Witherspoon clotheslines them both!
Ezekiel then makes his way over and hits Axe with a punch causing him to stagger but as Ezekiel goes to capitalize he is kicked in the gut and hooked into a powerbomb as he is dropped onto Tobey!

JR: MY GAWD! Axe just powerbombed Ezekiel on top of Tobey and the ladder this is insane folks!

Axe hits Rey with a dropkick and begins to stomp away at the head.

JR: Axe is showing no mercy as he continues to stomp and there it is again! He just wiped his boot across the face of Rey!
Axe is no good dirty player King!

King: Like I've said JR sometimes you have to play dirty in order to win and Axe is doing just that!

Axe grabs Rey's legs and opens them as he blatantly kicks him in the groin.

JR: Look at this hideous display of wrestling!
Axe is now delivering closed fists to the head of Rey!
He's got him up back to his feet as he's whipped into the corner!
Witherspoon just hit a big boot to the face of Black
Another one to Levon Jones!
Both memebers of Hollywood Inc. are running at him, but he clotheslines them both!
Witherspoon is getting really worked up!
Axe begins to kick away at the midsection until Rey is slumped in the corner helpless.

JR: Axe is now choking Rey with his boot this is just sick!

King: Not it's not it's entertaining! HA HA!

Axe grabs the nearby ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring as he begins his descent however Tazan is also chasing him upward.

JR: Tazan Boy and Axe are both at the top of this ladder and they are battling it out!
A hard right by Axe!
A left from Tazan!

Levon makes his way over and goes to push it over but Witherspoon delivers a hard clothesline and grabs a hold of the ladder to stop it from tipping as Tazan falls to the mat.

JR: It looks like Axe has a chance here he just fought Tazan off the ladder and he's standing it was a good thing Witherspoon held that ladder or he would have been in for a t-OH NO! NO! OH MY GAWD!

William Black comes from the other side and pushes the ladder as Axe goes flying through the air all the way to the outside of the ring as the crowd begin to chant Holy *Bleep*! Holy *Bleep!*

JR: Axe was so close to that title but William black came out of nowhere and pushed the ladder over sending him hard to the outside!

King: Axe took a really bad spill that's for sure JR!

JR: Wait! Witherspoon is still holding the ladder!
Oh my god! He just hit Black across the face with the ladder!
He's raising it above his head and bringing it down on Black's skull!
Blacks been busted open!

JR: Levon Jones takes Tobey Miliken down with a double ax handle chop.
Levon Jones takes Tobey Miliken down with a powerslam.
Levon Jones seemingly enjoys the boos.
Levon Jones executes a powerslam on Tobey Miliken.
Levon Jones seemingly enjoys the boos.
Levon Jones raises his fist in the air.
Levon Jones is getting a ticked look amidst all the boos.

JR: Tazan Boy has Levon backed up against the roeps. Rey has come over and whip him into the ropes.

King: True champions right there.

JR: Team Beautiful nail Levon with a double boot to the body sending him out of the ring. William Black is coming over and is greeted by a vicious chop by Rey Bucanerro.

King: He has eyes in the back of his head.

JR: Tazan has Witherspoon by the arm. Arm wrentch as Tobey charges.

King: Look out!!!!

JR: Tazan Boy just leap frogged Tobey!!!! Now he leaps over Axe!!!!

King: I can't believe this!!!

JR: Ezekiel is in there and lifts Tazna in the air!!!!

King: He still has that arm wrentch on Witherspoon!!!

JR: DEAR LORD!!!! HURRICANRANA ON EZEKIEL AND AN ARM DRAG ON WITHERSPOON AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

Levon Jones and Tobey Miliken lock up.
Levon shoves Tobey back into the Hit Squad's corner.
The ref warns Levon to let Tobey out.
Levon backs up, then drives a knee into Tobey's gut.
Levon then turns and rushes Team Beautiful's corner,
knocking them off the apron with forearm shots.
As the ref is distracted with Levon, Black puts a
chokehold on Tobey.
Levon and the ref are arguing.
Black has Tobey from behind and is pulling down on his
throat.
Tobey is struggling fiercely, but cannot break free.
Finally, Black releases the hold

Levon Jones and William Black whip Tobey Miliken into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tobey Miliken with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Tobey Miliken hits them with a double clothesline.
William Black leaves the ring.
Tobey Miliken nails Levon Jones with a rabbit punch.
Tobey Miliken executes a missile dropkick on Levon Jones.
Tobey Miliken seemingly enjoys the boos.
Tobey Miliken takes Levon Jones down with the Rolling Thunder.
Tobey Miliken nails Levon Jones with a flying cross bodypress.
The cheers for Tobey Miliken are drowning out the boos.

JR: Rey has Axe backed up in the corner....

King: That little sneak Tobey is trying to climb the ladder!!!!

JR: Tazan Boy just pushed the ladder over and has sent Tobey out of the ring!!!!

King: Rey has the ladder and just put it over his shoulders!!!!

JR: He is using that ladder as a battering ram!!!! He just took out Zeke, Black, Jones, and Axe at one time!!!!!

King: He is setting up the ladder now!!!!

JR: Tazan Boy is climbing the ladder!!!!

Ezekiel and Tobey Miliken whip Levon Jones into the ropes.
They hit Levon Jones with a double backdrop.

Levon Jones nails Ezekiel with a double ax handle chop.
William Black comes over to make it two-on-one.
Levon Jones takes Ezekiel down with a scoop slam.
Levon Jones raises his fist in the air.
Levon Jones further incites the crowd.
William Black comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tobey Miliken comes over and lays out William Black.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tobey Miliken.

JR: Witherspoon has that bat in his hands, and he's going after Tobey!

*CRACK*
*CRACK*

King: Tobey has been busted open! And now Witherspoon is choking him with that bat! Whoo hoo!

JR: Witherspoon is reaching into his pocket!
He's slipped on a pair of brass knuckles!
Witherspoon is beating Tobey's face in!
Ezekial is going to help his partner!

*Crack!*

JR: Witherspoon has nailed Ezekial's knees with that bat and sent him to the mat!
He's still raining blows on Tobey's face!
Someone get him off of him!

King: Wait, here comes Levon Jones!
Witherspoon has just pitched those brass knuckles into Levon Jones' face!

JR: And now he's clotheslined him with that bat!

Rey and Tazan both have steel chairs and go for a con-chairto but Axe ducks and goes for the ropes as the two chairs connect together causing the two to drop both clenching their hands.

JR: Axe managed to duck that dangerous maneuver!
Axe is coming back from the ropes and OH MY! Backspin DDT on Tazan onto that steel chair!
Witherspoon has a boot choke on Levon Jones and Ezekial while holding on the ropes!
Axe hits a low blow on Tazan Boy and throws him through the ropes to the outside.

JR: Axe is now grabbing that ladder again and he's set it up against the ropes!
Axe being spun around by Tobey OH! Axe just delivered a headbutt to the forehead of Tobey!
Tobey now being hooked around the waist by Axe and MY GAWD! He just vertical suplexed Tobey on that ladder!

Axe climbs up top the nearest turnbuckle and takes flight as he lands an elbow drop onto Tobey!

JR: Axe just landed an elbow drop onto Tobey who is on top of that ladder this is insane!
Axe just tossed Tobey outside the ring but Ezekiel is quietly stalking up!

King: Turn around Axe!

Axe suddenly runs up the ladder but it tips upward hitting Ezekiel right into the jaw as Axe lands onto Tobey with an awkward leg drop followed by the ladder crashing on top of him.

JR: Axe taking another bad fall as he went for a leg drop in turn hitting Ezekiel in the head and landing on Tobey with the ladder crashing down as well!

King: He killed turn birds in one stone it would have been three but that's more damage to him! HA HA!

Axe is slow to get up and uses the guard rail as support finally standing as he takes the ladder and places it on top of the guard rail and the apron.

JR: Axe is now setting this ladder up onto the guard rail and mat apron.
He's slid back in the ring and OH! He just dropkicked Black behind the knee as he falls to the mat!
Axe now dragging William Black over near where the ladder is this doesn't look good!

Axe kicks William black in the gut and spins him around hooking his arms around the waist of Black and suddenly goes back but releases a belly-to-back suplex on William as he lands onto the ladder below!

JR: GOOD GAWD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!

King: This match is incredible!

JR: Tobey Miliken comes over to make it two-on-one.
William Black comes over, but gets cut off.
Ezekiel hits a kick to the thigh on Levon Jones.
Ezekiel hits a left hook on Levon Jones.
Tobey Miliken comes over to make it two-on-one.
William Black comes over, but gets cut off.
Ezekiel throws Levon Jones back into the ring.
Ezekiel hits a savate kick on Levon Jones.
Ezekiel runs into the ropes.
Levon Jones kicks Ezekiel.
Levon Jones is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Ezekiel hits Levon Jones.
Ezekiel chops Levon Jones.

(William Black takes a breather from the fighting and slides outside of the ring, and in a hurry drops down to a knee by the edge of the ring apron and steel stairs, looking for something. A few seconds later, he pulls out a silvery numchuck. Black spins the numchuck around his left elbow, over his head, and then under his arm,

getting a pop from the crowd and sliding inside the ring.)

King: Hey! Look! William Black's got numchucks!
JR: Oh no! Get out of the way Tobey! This is going to hurt!

BLAP VWHH-VWHH-BLAP BLAP BLAP-BLAP-BLAP BLAP

(Tobey Miliken is the first man to meet the metal fist of doom, getting blasted right across the top of the forehead, immediately making him see stars. Tobey wobbles into the ropes and bounces back out towards the middle of the ring.)

JR: Oh my god, he's out on his feet!

(Black spins the numchuck under his left arm, and then around his back, switching hands. The metal part connects against Miliken's abs, spinning him to the side.

Black whips the numchucks around again, blasting Miliken across the teeth, sending one
flying out into the crowd, along with a good spray of blood. Miliken takes the next shot to the abs again, and doubles over, again. Finally, an upward swing with the weapon hits Tobey Miliken right in his forehead, sending him head over heels outside of the ring all the way into the concrete.

JR: HOLY BLEEP!
King: Hey! Don't say Holy Bleep! We don't say Holy Bleep!

(Miliken splatters onto the concrete, just pouring blood from a gash on his forehead, or the new fault line along his mouth. Almost instantly the crowd erupts into a Holy BLEEP chant! Miliken tries to push himself off the ground, but flops back down in his own blood.)

CAPACITY CROWD: Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP!

King: Wow! Miliken's dead! Holy BLEEP!
JR: Is he really dead?
King: Only Darklord would know the answer to that, but I hope so!

BLAP-BLAP

(Tarzan Boy gets clobbered in the leg, and then once more in the arm before getting the idea and sliding outside of the ring.)

BLAP... ...... ...........CKKKRRRNNNKKTTTTSSSSSSSHHH-KKLLLLPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEKKKKTTTT

KKTHHHUNGD SPPPLLLLLLCCCCKKKKTTTT

(Axe doesn't fare so well, and gets whacked right across the top of the head. Axe falls backwards, and smashes into the ladder causing it to wobble for a few seconds and then tip over. Lil'Rey Rey Buccanerro falls, and lands on the top rope groin first, before being launched back into the air and landing upside down, face first onto the floor. Rey rolls around on the ground, holding his groin. The crowd unanomously winces before picking up the Holy BLEEP chant again.)

CAPACITY CROWD: Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP! Holy BLEEP!

King: Look! Rey may be permanently damaged after that!
JR: Forget about him! Look at Jones!
King: Why would I want to look at a fat man hanging by the Tag Team Titles... Wait--Is Jones?
JR: Can he hang onto those titles long enough to --

(Levon Jones cannot hang onto the titles long enough, and falls... right on top of Axe, immediately breaking the middle of the ring, yet again causing the crowd to erupt into Holy BLEEP chants.)

King! I guess not! And why do these people keep saying Holy Bleep?

BLAP **KBLANP** BLAP-VVWHHHHOOOOVVV
JR: Empty Chamber! Empty Chamber! EMPTY CHAMBER O3!! Ezekiel is out like a light!

(William Black doesn't show any mercy to Witherspoon or Ezekiel either. Witherspoon
gets smacked first across the throat, and once more across the jaw. The final hit to
Witherspoon spins him around in a circle before allowing him to collaps on the mat.
Witherspoon grabs hold of his jaw with both hands.)

King: AAHH! That hurt me just seeing it!

(Ezekiel gets hit low, right across the shin, immediately causing him to hop on one foot to avoid toppling over, only to duck the next swing, and bounce off the ropes and right into an Empty Chamber. William Black looks down at Ezekiel for a second or two, and then all the way around the ring before tucking the numchuck under his belt and setting up the ladder.)

Tobey knocks Black off the ladder.

JR: Tobey is climbing the ladder!
No one else see's him!

King: Witherspoon is digging in that bag of his and he's pulled out... RAZOR WIRE! YEAH!

JR: I think he's got a lasso of razor wire!
He's thrown a large circle of it around Tobey's shoulders and pulled him from the ladder!

King: That must be something you're used to JR!

JR: I see nothing funny about this King!
Witherspoon has wrapped Tobey up in the wire and OH MY GOD!
HE JUST RIPPED THAT WIRE OFF OF HIM!
TOBEY IS BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG!

King: YEAH!

Crowd: HOLY *BLEEP!* HOLY *BLEEP!* HOLY *BLEEP!*

JR: Witherspoon has grabbed up his tire iron and tossed it to Axe!
BINNED! He's locked in Binned on Tobey, and Axe is hammering away at Tobey's body!

King: Look at him tap out! HA! doesn't he know that can't save him!

JR: Black is just about to reach those tag titles!

King: WAIT! Look up the ramp!

(The camera shows Dreadnaught sprinting down the ramp with a chair in his hand. He slides under the bottom rope and stands in the ring, looking up the ladder.)

JR: Dreadnaught is about to swing the chair!

King: Tarzan Boy slides under the bottom rope!

**SMACK**

JR: Dreadnaught just leveled Tarzan Boy!

King: He is telling Black to grab the titles!

JR: Dreadnaught is helping the Urban Legends!

He just jumped out of the ring!

Black is just inches from the titles!

Axe pushes over the ladder.

Axe grabs the bag of thumbtacks and begins dumping them on the mat as the crowd reacts by cheering.

JR: OH NO! Not this again he's got those thumbtacks!
Witherspoon has Tobey in position for a powerbomb!
Axe is climbing up to the turnbuckle I think we know what's coming!

King: A whole lot of blood!

JR: NO! The Forsaken!

King: Oh yeah!

As Witherspoon begins to bring Tobey down with the powerbomb, Axe leaps off the turnbuckle and lands a legdrop sending Tobey into all of the thumbtacks which lie on the mat!

JR: FORSAKEN! FORSAKEN! FORSAKEN! They just landed the Forsaken on those thumbtacks!

King: Here comes Ezekiel YAAAAAA!

Witherspoon locks him into the Binned as Ezekiel begins to tap out almost immediately.
Axe tears out some of the thumbtacks which are stuck in his legs and suddenly lands a swinging neckbreaker on a charging Levon Jones!

JR: Levon has now landed on those tacks!
Axe just vertical suplexed William Black on them as well!
Tazan and Rey are both coming over and OH! What a clothesline by Axe knocking them both down!

Axe grabs the ladder and sets it up quickly slowly going up top trying to go for the titles which hang just a few inches above him.

JR: This could be it! The Darkening could be champs!
But Rey is on his feet and he just pulled him down!
Rey going for a slap its blocked! He just got kicked in the gut!
LONER'S LANDING! LONER'S LANDING!
Tobey is behind Axe!

King: Look out behind you!

JR: Tobey has locked in the Directors Choice!
Witherspoon has dropped Ezekial to the ground!
Witherspoon has lifted Tobey up off of the mat into a release German Suplex!
TOBEY HAS BEEN THROWN FROM THE RING!
EVERYONE IN THE RING HAS BEEN LAID OUT EXCEPT FOR WITHERSPOON!

King: YEAH!

JR: Witherspoon is climbing up that ladder!
Rey and Tazan are up off the mat and pushing the ladder, but it's to late!
Witherspoon has pulled the belts from the rope!
THE DARKENING ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

King: AGAINST ALL ODDS, THE LOSERS WON! YEAH!

*DING DING*

Lilly: The winners and new tag team champions... The Darkening!

(I stand alone rips out from the speakers as Witherspoon helps axe up...)

JR: That was an exciting match.

King: It really was JR.

(Flames shoot out of the rampways as "Bodies" by Drowing Pool blasts. Pain strides through the flames as he closes in on the ring.)

JR: Through Hellfire and brimstone... Pain is here and he is looking to take out someone.

King: He has Tobey again!!!!

Pain slams Tobey hard against the steel post.

Pain slams the face of Toeby into the steel busting him wide open.

King: This could not happen to a better guy.

JR: KING!!!!

King: I am just saying.

JR: Pain has Tobey and is handcuffing him to the outside of the ring post.

King: Tobey looks like a slab of meat in a meat locker!!!!

JR: Pain has put the ringsteps in front of Tobey!!!!

King: He is not going anywhere now!!!!

JR: Pain just threw water on Tobey!!!!

King: Oh no!!!! This is rich.

JR: What is Pain looking for now under the ring?

King: maybe a camera? I don't know.

JR: He has a Sears Die Hard battery and a pair of jumper cables!!!!

King: I know where this is going!!!!

JR: He has the cables hooked up to the battery!!!!

King: This is so funny.

JR: He just hooked the cables to Tobey's groin!!!

King: Tobey is screaming like a girl!!!

JR: And Pain is laughing!!!!

King: Like i said earlier... This could not have happened to a nicer guy.

JR: Security has gotten down there and has pulled Pain away as they release Tobey.

(Dreadnaught rolls back into the ring and points directly at the Hit Squad!

JR: I don’t understand why Dreadnaught is not beating Black and Jones up!

(Dreadnaught calls for a mic from the attendants.)

Dreadnaught: What you see before you is the start of something beautiful. A masterpiece of violence and aggression is starting here in Tokyo tonight, and will follow wherever the Urban Legends follow. See, you all thought that these boys attacked me!

(Dreadnaught points to Black and Jones, who are smiling.)

Dreadnaught: That just shows you will fall for the plan. But, when it is all said and done. The Urban Legends are going to erupt all over the BMWF! The dark alleys aren’t something you can avoid any longer, cause we bringin’ them straight to your front door! Now, let’s make this official!

(Black has a fedora that he pulls out and hands it to Dreadnaught.)

JR: The Urban Legends just added the Thug!

(Dreadnaught puts the Fedora on and tilts it sideways before leaving the ring with Black and Jones.)

JR: We'll be right back!

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(A battered Bob "Box" Bartelstein is talking on his cell phone as El Cruz Blanco drives to site of the Water Under The Bridge Match.)

Box: Don't worry Jerry, I got him right here. Yeah, he's been gambling again.

Cruz: Put him on da speakaphone Bob.

Box: Hold on Jerry.

(Bob plugs his cellphone into the sound input on the front of the stereo system. Jerry "The Sledge" Girbowski's voice is now audible over the music, which is now shut off.)

Sledge: DANGIT CRUZ!!! HOW MANY TIMES???

Cruz: You said nada about Japan, Jerry. NADA!!!

Sledge: ITS ASSUMED NUMB BLEEP!!!!

Box: OK girls, change your Cotex and lets talk about our plans.

Sledge: Allright, well my match with Ignition hasn't started yet, but its gotta be close.

Box: You worried about the Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Brotherhood jumping you during the match?

Sledge: So what if they do? It'll just prove my point anyway.

Box: I feel bad about leaving you alone to those guys.

Sledge: Dont' worry about it Box, you know I hate that whole match inteference thing anyways. Although its not as pathetic as hiring someone else to do your dirty work.

Box: Gotcha Sledge, can you believe that *BLEEP* that happened at the noodle bar?

Sledge: That's unreal. The guys name was really Lao Che?

Box: Yeah, I even got to say the line and everything.

Sledge: Cool. Cruz, when you drop off Bob, get your behind back to this arena. Comprende?

Cruz: Yeah, I gotcha mahn.

Box: Wait a minute Sledge. Cruz doesn't have a license to drive.

Sledge: Now YOU'RE the one complaining about licenses?

Box: HA!! Don't worry, it's cool. This thing with Tyrone is a one way ticket anyway. He either kills me or I work myself to death killing him.

Sledge: Take it easy. Good luck Bob. See you soon Raul.

Cruz: Later Jerry.

Box: I'll see you after the show. Set that no good piece of dung on fire Jerry!

(Box hangs up the cellphone.)

Box: Are we almost there Raul?

Cruz: Yeah mahn, we dere pretty soon.

(Scene ends with the Porsche speeding towards the bridge in the background.)

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(The scene opens up inside the locker room of 'The Rock Star' Tai Hashi where Tai and Athena are talking to Tai's parents.)

Tai Hashi: "It is so great to see you guys again, I thought I'd never see you."

Louise Hashi: "Me too, Tai. I now wonder why I ever put you into a foster home."

(Suddenly, the four are interrupted by a knock on the door.)

Tai Hashi: "Come in."

(The door opens and Michael Bole walks in before closing the door. He shakes Tai, Athena's amd Louise's hand, Kai bows down to Michael in a Japanese fashion.)

Tai Hashi: "Bole, meet my parents. My parents, meet Bole. Or as we like to call him backstage, jacka$$."

Michael Bole: "HEY!"

Tai Hashi: "Just kidding Mikey, take a chill pill and have a seat."

(Michael Bole sits next to Athena.)

Michael Bole: "Is it okay if I ask a few questions?"

Tai Hashi: "Why not?"

Michael Bole: "Firstly, Tai Hashi, you defied all of the odds and you returned to the BMWF after your serious injury. But now tonight your career is again on the line in a sick and twisted, Barbed Wire Cage match, do you think that you'll survive let alone win the match and the Light-Heavyweight Championship?"

Tai Hashi: "Will I survive? Ha ha ha, I've got millions of Japanese fans backing me, I've got millions of American fans backing me and because my mom here has British ethnics I got the whole of the United Kingdom backing me. I have many fans around the world who are backing me, how can I not win? I'm in the best mood I've ever been in, in my whole life now because I am finally re-united with my parents after twenty whole years. Yes, this match is sick, yes, this match is twisted and yes, I am going to survive AND win the BMWF Light-Heavyweight Championship and I'm going to give that belt the recognision it deserves."

Michael Bole: "How do you think that you're second reign as Light-Heavyweight Champion would be different to your first reign?"

Tai Hashi: "My first reign as BMWF Light-Heavyweight Champion was really strange, I won the belt and I was really really pleased, it was the first Championship I had EVER won. But I got too cocky and lost it a few week's later, but tonight I plan on being a proud Champion, not cocky are arrogant, but I will give the belt recognision and to add more to it, I can say I won it on the night I was re-united with my parents and I won it in the best place on this entire earth, Tokyo, Japan!"

Michael Bole: "All week you've been mobbed by Japanese fans and paperazzi, you've done interviews for magazines and newspapers, you've done photo-shoots and you've even played two rock gigs. How did you even have time to prepare for your important match-up?"

Tai Hashi: "I'm always prepared Mike, I'm always prepared. Now if you don't mind I'm gonna catch-up on old times with my parents."

Michael Bole: "Okay. Thank you for your time."

Tai Hashi: "No probs."

(Michael Bole leaves as Tai and Athena begin talking again to Kai and Louise.)

>>>

(The scene opens in the backstage area. The Couch stands outside a lockeroom
door, which he knocks on after a few seconds. He pushes the door open,
revealing The Headhunter standing at the opposite end.)

COUCH: Headhunter, can I get a moment of your time?

(The Headhunter looks over at The Couch.)

HEADHUNTER: No you can’t. Get out!

(The Couch turns to walk out of the room and the cameraman follows.)

HEADHUNTER: Hey cameraman, I didn’t say anything about you. I’ve got things
to say but not to that jackBLEEP!

(The cameraman turns back around, and now The Headhunter takes up the full
shot.)

HEADHUNTER: So tonight I go one on one with The Judge in a match signed less
than a week ago. Less than a week ago, I had very little problem with The
Judge, I’ve always thought he was a piece of crap, but I accepted that. So,
I’m sitting in an Australian bar, celebrating my recent success with a
blonde beauty and then I get word that The Judge is mouthing off about me
saying that I have done nothing to be proud of, that I’ve not proved myself.

(The Headhunter shakes his head.)

HEADHUNTER: And the man has the audacity to challenge me to a match, so he
can put me in my place. That was the biggest mistake he is ever likely to
make. Cos you see I’m not the headless chicken running around, spouting off
about how America sucks. No, last month at the greatest event of all,
Bruisermania, I had an inspired epiphany. I found the real Headhunter that
day, and the BMWF has been feeling the shockwaves of that discovery ever
since. The true Headhunter has arrived in the BMWF. The Urban Legends have
felt this, Kolic had felt this, Tai Hashi has felt this, Sledge has felt
this, Witherspoon has felt this, and tonight, The Judge will feel it more
than anyone before.

(The Headhunter is breathing heavily.)

HEADHUNTER: He has walked into the target and has sentenced himself to
death. And then he wants to bring two Japanese hit men to the ring with him,
and he wants the loser to be beaten within an inch of their life by these
men. Well, when I beat you tonight Judge, my fellow hit men will have an
easy night because there will be very little left for them to play with. You
made a big mistake last week pal, and now it is time to feel the
repercussions.

(The Headhunter walks away.)

FADE

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LILLY: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Led to the ring by Aquatic...
Hailing from Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

The Judge

(Suddenly the lights in the arena fade to black. A heartbeat sounds across
the PA, and as each beat sounds, a flash of light appears on the
Bruisertron. Suddenly a cross haired target appears in the centre of the
ring. The target moves slowly from the ring, up the ramp and onto the stage,
where it stops. The heartbeat over the PA stops for a moment and there is
silence. A pyro rocket shoots from the lighting rig, into the centre of the
target on the stage. Pyro fire erupts along the front of the stage.)

PA: THIS IS FIGHT MUSIC!!!!

("Fight Music" by D12 blasts across the PA. The Headhunter appears in the
entranceway, the hood on his top covering his head. He stands and looks over
the crowd for a moment, before passing through the pyro fire and walking to
the ring.)

LILLY GARCIA: On his way to the ring from London, England, weighing in at
three hundred and two pounds…..THE HEADHUNTER!!!

(The Headhunter slides under the bottom rope, into the ring. He stands and
looks around the crowd. He gives the traditional cut throat signal and the
fire on the stage dies and the music fades out. After a few seconds the
light comes up as The Headhunter removes his hood. He moves over and takes a
microphone from Lilly Garcia.)

HEADHUNTER: Right now let me introduce to you, the two men that in a few
minutes will be ripping apart The Judge, after I have done the same thing.
These men can be best described as monsters, they are huge, and I guarantee
that they are the best that Japan has to offer. I called up a contact and
told him that I wanted two men that would flatten The Judge, and he passed
on the numbers of these two guys. So, if you wouldn’t mind coming out here
right now.

(A panpipe version of the Japanese national anthem plays across the PA.
After a few moments two huge men walk through the curtain.)

KING: They’re sumos JR!

(Both men wear pristine suits and sunglasses, and have expressionless faces.
The slowly amble towards the ring.)

JR: Those men must weight over five hundred pounds each!

KING: If they get in the ring together, it’ll collapse!

(The Headhunter stands in the ring smiling and applauds the two men as they
arrive at ringside.)

KING: If The Headhunter was looking for two guys to flatten The Judge, he
sure has found them!

(The music dies down as the men take their place at ringside.)

HEADHUNTER: I told you people that they were monsters! An American crowd
wouldn’t be shocked by the size of these men; they’re all this size in the
US!

(Some sections of the crowd laugh at this remark.)

HEADHUNTER: So let’s get this match started, because my friends here are
getting hungry.

(The Headhunter throws down the microphone.)

**DING DING**

JR: The referee has called for the bell and we are underway in this
match-up: The Headhunter versus The Judge!
The Headhunter and The Judge walk towards each other
The Judge and The Headhunter go nose to nose
The Judge slaps The Headhunter
The Headhunter slowly turns his head back towards The Judge
The Judge slaps The Headhunter again
The Headhunter throws a right hand towards The Judge
The Judge blocks the shot
The Judge hits a right hand into the face of The Headhunter
The Headhunter stumbles back

JR: The Headhunter whips The Judge into the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Judge ducks under it and hits Hunter with a dropkick to the chin! Hunter stumbles backwards into the turnbuckle and The Judge follows him in, giving him numerous slaps to the chest to get oohs and aahs from the crowd.

King: He must be peeling Hunter's skin...yuck!

JR: The Judge then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a 10 count punch to Hunter's head but on 9 The Headhunter pushes The Judge off. The Headhunter charges at The Judge but The Judge takes him down with a drop toe hold and then applies his Case Dismissed! submission move!

King: YAAH! The Headhunter's gonna tap out!

JR: NO! He reaches the ropes!
JR: Headhunter is stomping away on Judge in the corner!

Headhunter pulls Judge out of the corner.
Headhunter pulls him up for a Targetbuster, but accidentally hits the referee with Judge's body.
While the referee is down, Aquatic jumps up on the apron and mists Headhunter!

King: YAAH! Headhunter is blind!

(The Judge turns the Targetbuster into a tornado DDT. He makes sure the referee is still down, and then calls Aquatic.)

JR: The Judge is actually working WITH Aquatic ON PURPOSE!

Aquatic hops to the top rope.
Aquatic co